Dear Nature Vs. Nuture Theory,
You both have failed me miserably
Sincerely, A Cynicall Lifer
You are awesome. Thank you for spending so much of your energy on our kids.
Please come back tomorrow.
Sincerely, I'm too tired for today
Choosing to have sex in high school, or drink, or even do drugs does not make a person bad. Choosing not to do these things doesn't make you good. What makes a person good or bad is how they treat others, and how responsibly the carry out their choices
Sincerely, it's time to stop worrying about everyone else's choices.
Please stop calling me "crazy", "weird", or "psycho". I have OCD, I'm really trying to control it.
Sincerely, your daughter/sister.
Dear Maths book author,
The quiz on your website led to a 3-hour conversation with my crush.
Sincerely, forever grateful geek girl
Dear other woman in the restroom,
Please stop harassing me about not washing my hands. I am allergic to an ingredient that found in most soaps.
Sincerely, the look you're giving me is dirtier than my hands may be.
Dear people around me,
Please stop calling me up to speak in front of large groups of people without warning
Sincerely, a shy person who gets nervous in front of a lot of people
Please, no matter how horrible your life may be right now, don't kill yourself. Suicide doesn't end the bad things, it just eliminates the possibility of things ever getting better.
Sincerely, I love you all, even if I've never met you, and you will do great things someday
I have insomnia, and you stayed up with me until I fell asleep. Thank you.
Sincerely, I love you.
Dear people who say they have 'OCD',
Please realize that OCD is a mental disease, not something cute to name your pet peeves. You wouldn't joke about having Alzheimer's.
Sincerely, someone who's ill
Please come home! We love you! Or, at least call, send a message, something, anything, so that we know that you are safe and well.
Sincerely, your kids who miss you
Dear "nobody can tell other people what to do with their bodies",
Why is it okay for Planned Parenthood to sell (or even just donate) baby parts?
Don't worry--gravity works! I was just making sure we didn't all drift off into space.
Sincerely, Girl who just faceplanted in the middle of a busy hallway.