I actually DO play the Mario Kart game you bought me. I love it! I just don't play it around you, because I get so into it that I scream horrible things at Princess Peach and I don't think you wanna hear that
Sincerely, your daughter with a mouth like a sailor
Dear older brother who got the mustache tattooed on your finger ,
Please don't show me your 'thinking face' in public
Sincerely, completely embarrassed for laughing that hard
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
Sincerely, you think we run
Dear girl who said she could get ten times the number of guys I could,
Well... i have 0
Sincerely, 10 x 0 = 0
So I took someone to a sketchy warehouse, blindfolded them, and then told them to take a deep breath.
Sincerely, writing from jail...
Dear purple grape,
Sincerely, green grape
Please stop telling me to bang 'em hard when I go to drumline rehearsal. It's.... awkward.
Sincerely, your 14 year old freshman snare drummer
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Just Wondering
Sincerely, you should be studying right now
Dear Channing Tatum,
PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
Sincerely, ...said no one ever.
Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Sincerely, your twin on the bottom bunk
Proactiv has a new cream for removing dark marks.
Sincerely, how do you feel about that?
Dear cute girl,
On a scale of one to America, how free are you?
Sincerely, want to hang out?
Dear Michael Jackson,