Dear Disneyland,
Please require vaccines for park entry!
Dear Jean Valjean,
Next time you want to escape from Javert I will let you borrow my invisibility cloak.
Dear those who find themselves in the "friend-zone",
Being "friend-zoned" is better than having no friends at all...
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth,
Thank you!
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Dear Sarah Palin,
Please stop. You are making all women and Republicans look stupid.
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Dear popular girls,
I would say some day you'll be working for me, but I'm not planning on buying Hooters...
Dear people who say "there is nothing that tastes better than skinny feels",
I can think of a lot. Pizza, bacon, chocolate...
Dear finals,
I hate you.
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Dear salt,
You are sodium funny!
Dear Santa,
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
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