Dear Winnie the Pooh,
We have the same middle name!
Sincerely, John the Baptist.
Dear Voldemort,
You could only hide for seven books?! Amateur...
Sincerely, Waldo.
Dear boy who keeps asking if I'd like to "bang",
Yes, I'd like to bang...your face into a wall
Sincerely, I have standards.
Dear boyfriend,
The reason I chose to watch a scary movie was so you could put your arms around ME and protect ME. Not the other way around...
Sincerely, you can stop crying now, it's just a movie.
Dear man who gave up his seat on the train for me,
You will never know how much brighter you made my really crappy day with that simple act.
Sincerely, thank you for reminding me that there are good people in this world.
Dear Britain,
It wasn't our decision to call it Sorcerer's Stone, we don't understand why they changed it either.
Sincerely, America.
Dear dogs,
I have new found respect for you.
Sincerely, just stuck my head out of the car window on the way home.
Dear guy blasting music from his ferrari,
Yeah, you look real badass listening to Britney Spears that loud.
Sincerely, "Womanizer," really?
Dear Dory,
Whenever I'm hiking or biking and get tired, I hum "Just Keep Swimming."
Sincerely, thank you.
Dear London rioters,
£100,000,000 in damages and counting. Homes and shops ransacked. An innocent student, beaten and then robbed by looters, pretending to help him. 1,404 arrests. 111 injured. 4 dead. Stop, just stop.
Sincerely, losing faith in humanity.
Dear mother,
"Hook up" no longer means to meet up with someone. Please stop telling me I need to hook up with my school counselor.
Sincerely, your daughter.
Dear Ursula,
Why did you take Ariel's voice? It would have been so much cooler if you took her sou... oh...
Sincerely, I forgot Gingers don't have those...
Dear friends 21 or older,
No, I didn't just stop hanging out with you....you started going places I can't get into.
Sincerely, 20 1/2 year old at home.
Dear mom,
There's a HUGE difference between 6:55 and 7:00 am.
Sincerely, ...5 more minutes!
Dear English teacher who says I have no imagination,
You're wrong, I just don't want to tell you what it is I'm imagining.
Sincerely, male student.
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