Dear iPods,
One day, they'll abandon you too.
Sincerely, Walkmans.
Dear Sorority,
We have to use a password to get in? You mean... like in Harry Potter?!
Sincerely, Sold!
Dear frightened teen,
I rarely answer "who's there?"
Sincerely, the serial killer in your house.
Dear teacher,
When 30 out of 33 students got a C or lower did you ever think ONCE it was your fault?
Sincerely, there is a difference between teaching and talking.
Dear tampon commercials,
My little sister got scared because her first period wasn't blue.
Sincerely, amused older sister.
Dear kids of today's generation,
Just because it's being re-released in 3D does not make it your movie.
Sincerely, 90's kids had the Lion King first.
Dear big brother,
Remember when you told my boyfriend that if he ever made me cry, you'd make him cry?
Sincerely, here's his address...
Dear Toddlers and Tiaras,
This is a message from your future.
Sincerely, 16 and Pregnant.
Dear there's no "I" in team,
There is in the spanish version.
Sincerely, equipo.
Dear mothers on my campus tours,
Yes, your daughters will see boys in our co-ed bathrooms.
Sincerely, that's what co-ed means.
Dear woman staring at my four ladies in Target,
They have Down Syndrom. They also have full-time jobs, pay rent for the facility they live in, and are the farthest thing in the world from the "drain on society" you just accused them of being.
Sincerely, is that a welfare check in your hand?
Dear 13 year old who just had a pregnancy scare,
Really?!
Sincerely, 18 year old virgin head cheerleader.
Dear girls at my school who dress like hookers,
Just because we don't have a dress code doesn't mean you should wear your work clothes.
Sincerely, your concerned teacher.
Dear travel agency,
How much for a trip to Narnia?
Sincerely, what do you mean it doesn't exist?!
Dear amazing looking boy who is single,
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Sincerely, confused.
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