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Dear parents who think their child is an artistic genius,
I colored all of the Finding Nemo coloring books when you kid went to bed.
Dear Mom,
Stop trying to deny people entrance into our house because it's a little messy. They won't stop being our friends because there's clothes on the floor.
Dear teacher who asked the class whore to stop wearing her work clothes to school,
Thanks.
Dear "Tear-Free" shampoo,
LIES!
Dear high schoolers,
They lie about not being able to use calculators in real life.
Dear people who think the Harry Potter books go against the Christian belief,
Harry escaped death when he was a baby. When he was a young boy, he realized he was destined to destroy evil. When he grew older, he realized he needed to die. When he did die, he came back to life and conquered evil.
Dear professors,
I can't make revisions if I can't read your handwriting!
Dear boss that just fired me,
It wasn't my fault! The customer said the food sucked! I just agreed.
Dear 6 year old baby girl,
Thank You for pointing your marker at me screaming "AVADA KEDAVRA" when you got mad at me.
Dear balloon,
You shall never hit the ground.
Dear parents of the kids I'm babysitting,
Wait... I'm getting paid $20, for two hours, after they've gone to sleep, and to watch classic Christmas movies on your t.v. and eat your food?
Dear boys,
If you insist on taking off your shirt while sweating, you need to have a six pack.
Dear college student,
I saw everything.
Dear Simba,
Don't try to forbid your daughter to see the one she loves. Been there, done that.
Dear tampon commercials,
Am I supposed to feel like dancing on a beach in white spandex while I'm on my period?
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