Dear Disneyland,
Please require vaccines for park entry!
Sincerely, someone who loves the park but doesn't want to die!
Dear Jean Valjean,
Next time you want to escape from Javert I will let you borrow my invisibility cloak.
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear those who find themselves in the "friend-zone",
Being "friend-zoned" is better than having no friends at all...
Sincerely, lonely nerds everywhere
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth,
Thank you!
Sincerely, girls and gay boys everywhere
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
Dear Sarah Palin,
Please stop. You are making all women and Republicans look stupid.
Sincerely, an ashamed female Republican
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Sincerely, snowing in October
Dear popular girls,
I would say some day you'll be working for me, but I'm not planning on buying Hooters...
Sincerely, nerdy girls
Dear people who say "there is nothing that tastes better than skinny feels",
I can think of a lot. Pizza, bacon, chocolate...
Sincerely, Jennifer Lawrence
Dear finals,
I hate you.
Sincerely, students everywhere
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Sincerely, you make me feel so guilty for saying "no"
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Dear salt,
You are sodium funny!
Sincerely, pepper
Dear Santa,
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Sincerely, Randolph, the brown-nosed reindeer
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Sincerely, a geeky girl
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