Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Sincerely, I'd really like to sit with my friends at lunch instead of sitting in detention
Dear guy from my training class,
It was amazing having you open up to me. It was the first time I've ever seen that side of you, and I liked it. A lot.
Sincerely, I've been developing feelings for you for a while. This made them stronger.
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Sincerely, "Oh, is it?" Yes. Yes it is.
Please stop taking clothes off the rack and leaving them in random places all over the store. Thanks.
Sincerely, retail clothing clerks.
Dear people who use arguments from Leviticus for and against homosexuality,
Pretty much everything in Leviticus is now ignored because it is in the Old Testament, which Jesus said was no longer applicable. However, 1 Corinthians 6 is against homosexuality, and because it is in the New Testament, people follow it.
Sincerely, just fyi
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Sincerely, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Sincerely, I regret nothing!
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Sincerely, got you away from the computer, to play board games and have a random sword fight
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Sincerely, 13 and still upset that my magical powers have not been acknowledged
Please stop being so ignorant. An eating disorder is just that, a disorder. Not a lifestyle choice, and definitely is not glamourous. Stop everything you are doing.
Sincerely, an actual anorexic.
Please know that I can actually hear you when you sing in the shower....
Sincerely, wearing headphones and humming really loud to drown out your voice
Dear person with diabetes,
No, I'm not ignoring you because you have diabetes. I'm ignoring you because you're acting like a bitch.
Sincerely, stop using you diabetes as an excuse for everything..
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Sincerely, a person who actually read the books and saw the connections.