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Dear Mom,
I actually DO play the Mario Kart game you bought me. I love it! I just don't play it around you, because I get so into it that I scream horrible things at Princess Peach and I don't think you wanna hear that
Dear older brother who got the mustache tattooed on your finger ,
Please don't show me your 'thinking face' in public
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
That's cute
Dear girl who said she could get ten times the number of guys I could,
Well... i have 0
Dear Febreze,
So I took someone to a sketchy warehouse, blindfolded them, and then told them to take a deep breath.
Dear purple grape,
Breathe!
Dear dad,
Please stop telling me to bang 'em hard when I go to drumline rehearsal. It's.... awkward.
Dear Curiosity,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Dear reader,
ಠ_ಠ
Dear Channing Tatum,
PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
Dear sister,
Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Dear Voldemort,
Proactiv has a new cream for removing dark marks.
Dear cute girl,
On a scale of one to America, how free are you?
Dear Michael Jackson,
I'm ok
Dear Jacob,
Please stop calling yourself a werewolf. You're an animagus. Now, please turn to page 394.
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