Dear neighbors blasting rap,
This means war.
Sincerely, get ready for showtunes
Dear Jersey Shore Cameramen,
Do you ever want to stop filming and just punch them in the face?
Sincerely, I would.
How come you can't hear me yell a question but the moment I murmer a cuss word you can hear it from two rooms away?
Sincerely, Also it was "Hitch"
Dear all the girls at Hogwarts,
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna go grow up to be super hot and a bad-a. But that's cool, you can make fun of me.
Sincerely, Neville Longbottom
Not cool bro.
Dear Trig Class,
Thanks for being right next to the music appreciation class.
Sincerely, Finished my test to the Hallelujah Chorus
Dear Monsters Inc.,
....well this is awkward.
Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia
People say they can't live without you. I personally think I'm more important
Dear person who said "can the sarcasm",,
Please. I use fresh sarcasm. Never canned.
Sincerely, can't beat a smartass.
There is no team Edward, no team Jacob, no team Potter, no team Gale or Peeta. There isn't even a team guy who almost hit Bella with a car.
Sincerely, There is ONLY team Rocket
Dear Other Majors,
We're not analyzing you . . . ok, maybe a little.
Sincerely, Psychology Majors
Dear movie theater usher,
What's in my bag you ask? Oh just my convenient Pocket Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment IV, which happens to state that I have the right not to be searched without a warrant. Hm. Convenient.
Sincerely, I like my gummy bears and I'm not paying $12 for them
Did you really just ask me if I wanted to go spin donuts in the local grocery store parking lot at 9 at night?
Sincerely, I like when mom is on vacation.
Dear guy asking me if I'm listening to music,
No, I'm rocking out to an audiobook on the mating habits of the Canadian goose.
Sincerely, what do you think?