Dear Grandma,
No one can convince me to be a lawyer. I'm going to be a scientist.
Sincerely, I want to discover aliens, not help idiots sign divorce papers.
Dear Amanda Bynes,
You had a TV show with dancing lobsters. How did you not turn out like us?
Sincerely, Lindsay Lohan and Mary Kate Olsen.
Dear 2012,
Now that vampires sparkle, I think the next logical step is glow in the dark zombies.
Sincerely, just saying.
Dear Facebook,
YouTube has a dislike button.
Sincerely, come on!
Dear drunk friend,
Thanks, I always thought that on a scale from one to jellyfish, I was jellyfish!
Sincerely, your sober friend.
Dear Mulan,
Thank you for teaching us that not all women have to be saved by a prince.
Sincerely, doesn't need a guy to be independent.
Dear classroom next to mine,
Thanks for playing the dramatic music when I turned in my test.
Sincerely, suddenly, the F seems more appropriate.
Dear people who say being pale is not cool,
I'd rather be pasty white than oompa loompa orange.
Sincerely, uncool pale kid.
Dear 15 year old boy buying condoms,
If you can't even look me in the eye without blushing, how do you plan on using those?
Sincerely, amused cashier.
Dear occupy Wall Street,
Please get off the news so we can get back to the important things, like which celebrity is cheating on their spouse, and whether Angelina Jolie has adopted any more kids.
Sincerely, pleasantly oblivious to the real world.
Dear Pillsbury,
Just because you write "do not eat raw cookie dough" on the box doesn't mean I won't.
Sincerely, had a bad day.
Dear alarm clock,
I love to turn you off on a friday night.
Sincerely, little moments of happiness.
Dear 2012,
Bring it on...
Sincerely, my yogurt doesn't expire until 2013.
Dear Disney movies,
Please stop screwing with my emotions.
Sincerely, why am I suddenly crushing on a cartoon?
Dear keyboard ,
I'd tap that
Sincerely, lonely fingers.
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