Dear people who think putting their kids on a leash is bad,
Okay what do you recommend I do after my kid runs away and gets lost at a zoo?
Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Dear older brother,
Please don't stop lecturing me about drugs, alcohol, and school.
Dear Gandalf,
Narnia when I was 8, Hogwarts when I was 11, and Camp Half-Blood when I was 12... They've all failed me. Ill be waiting when I turn 50.
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Dear Hold Guard,
But someone actually DID steal my sweetroll...
Dear bedroom lightswitch,
Thank you for being reachable from both the doorway and under the covers.
Dear Minecraft creators,
Please consider Blast-Proof obsidian armor.
Dear society,
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?
Dear period cramps,
I hate you. Go die.
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