Dear advertised medication,
"May cause diarrhea, itching or swelling of the throat, burning sensations, migraines, allergic reactions which may be fatal, suicidal thoughts, hallucinations, and drowsiness."
Dear Paranormal Activity,
I'm more scared that someone put cameras in your bedroom than all of those ghosts.
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Dear Winnie the Pooh,
Please remember you're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Dear period,
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Dear kids at school,
Please stop acting like little kids. We're high schoolers, and there's no need to go around humping each other and pretending to slap the teacher's butt when she bends over to get something. Really? You guys suck.
Dear University Professors,
I'm smart enough to get into this place, so help me understand why I pay so much money for tuition and textbooks and then you tell me I'll get my paper back when I get my paper back?!
Dear people staring at me while I walk a screaming child down the street,
Please I know she is sobbing and screaming about wanting to go home and wanting her mommy and daddy, but I swear I didn't kidnap her. I'm her babysitter, honest.
Dear military older brother,
Please come home soon so that we can continue having light-saber fights and building pillow forts together.
Dear humans,
Paper cuts are the best revenge especially when you don't expect them.
Dear world,
Glitter is like herpes but safer
Dear idiot,
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Dear guys,
I wear makeup and nice clothes to school to make myself feel good
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