Dear mom,
Stop getting mad just because I'm not pooping sunshine and rainbows all of the time.
Dear life,
I really wish you had theme music.
Dear bathrooms,
Please stop with all of the hand sensors, I'm not a Jedi.
Dear douche bag,
You're mean to gay boys, but think it's awesome when two girls make out?
Dear tampon companies,
Does the wrapper really need to be so loud?
Dear slut,
Please control your whoremones.
Dear fast food chains,
You really think 800 calories in a salad is healthy?
Dear Netflix,
Please have a "Don't watch at night" warning.
Dear world,
Spoiler alert: the main character dies.
Dear boyfriend,
If you really do mean it when you say "I'll love you forever," then you will find no problem with waiting until we get married.
Dear SUV parked in two spots,
Not only are you killing the enviroment, you are also a douche.
Dear girls in Victoria's Secret commercials,
Yes, I also always wear stilettos with my lingerie.
Dear person running after me,
I see you...
Dear parents,
Cinderella taught me...
Dear optimists,
You may have invented the airplane, but we invented the parachutes.
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