Please don't kiss me and then say we should just be friends
Sincerely, Heartbroken and friendzoned
Wanna know what the Fox says? It sounds like a crying baby.
Sincerely, Google it. It's adorable.
I'm pretty sure my break is due
Sincerely, Disappointed kid in double maths.
Dear English Lit. Professor,
Please explain to me how calling the character "black" is politically incorrect. What else should I call him? He's a man who's skin is dark, but he is also British and it has been many generations since his family left Africa.
Sincerely, Why would I call him African-American?
Dear People complaining about Muslim women wearing a burqa or hijab,
You do realise that in 99% of cases, woman chooses to wear them because they want to honor their God, not because they are forced to by heir husbands.
Sincerely, so how about you let them exercise their freedom?
When did a C become a bad grade???
Sincerely, You have an average knowledge of the subject, it's not a bad thing
Dear "I'm so OCD!",
Every human has obsessive-compulsive tendencies. That's why it's called obsessive-compulsive DISORDER. It interrupts lives on a regular basis and wears down on the brain. Your need to straighten a picture does not compare.
Sincerely, someone who doesn't have OCD.
Dear 13 year olds making youtube videos,
There' no such thing of absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure about that?
Sincerely, see what I did there?
Dear rude atheists,
Atheism is not a mark of higher intellect.
Sincerely, an accepting agnostic
Dear fellow girls,
If you don't want periods to ruin your white pants, don't wear white pants around that time.
Sincerely, just a random girl
When I cuddle with your foot while I'm asleep it means I'm hunting
Dear friend who is descended from african royality,
Just because you're black doesn't justify being mean to us, or telling us our problems don't exist, and we have "easy little lives." I have a severe disability (which actually does impact my job chances too), he is physically abused, and she is so poor she's about to be evicted. Intersectionality works as the cross-section between many different ways.
Sincerely, not every white person has pretty little lives.
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon.
Sincerely, amused bystander.
Please , feel free to call the police to report me "attacking" your dog. I have a picture, on my phone, of your mutt biting my ankle and of the bite marks that got through my pants. I'd love to see that little rat get put down.
Sincerely, if you let your dog roam free and attack, expect it to get punted.