Dear Teachers,
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Dear guy from my training class,
It was amazing having you open up to me. It was the first time I've ever seen that side of you, and I liked it. A lot.
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Dear guests,
Please stop taking clothes off the rack and leaving them in random places all over the store. Thanks.
Dear people who use arguments from Leviticus for and against homosexuality,
Pretty much everything in Leviticus is now ignored because it is in the Old Testament, which Jesus said was no longer applicable. However, 1 Corinthians 6 is against homosexuality, and because it is in the New Testament, people follow it.
Dear Gandalf,
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Dear Hogwarts,
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Dear wanarexics,
Please stop being so ignorant. An eating disorder is just that, a disorder. Not a lifestyle choice, and definitely is not glamourous. Stop everything you are doing.
Dear Roommate,
Please know that I can actually hear you when you sing in the shower....
Dear person with diabetes,
No, I'm not ignoring you because you have diabetes. I'm ignoring you because you're acting like a bitch.
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Dear friend complaining that I put you in the "friend zone",
Please don't blame me for not being attracted to you in that way.
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