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Dear band teacher,
Why do you look at us like we're crazy for laughing when you tell us not to be afraid of the D and just blow?
Dear Bible app,
Please tell me how you have an update!!!
Dear physics teacher,
You made my day when, upon hearing me complain that I only got 2 hours of sleep, you told me to get a different boyfriend.
Dear Boy who held the door open for me,
I was so impressed by your chivalry, I didn't notice you were headed into the boys locker room.
Dear Last Names,
If you were given to people based on what their jobs were, then where did I come from?
Dear milk,
You make me wet
Dear middle finger,
Thank you for always sticking up for me
Dear racists,
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Dear people of the internet,
Did you know a whale's fart bubble is large enough to enclose a horse?
Dear Facebook,
Oh, it's my sister's birthday today? I had no idea!
Dear apologetic people,
Usually "my bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing... Except at funerals.
Dear world,
Please stop finding me! It's called witness protection and I'm SICK of moving!
Dear rectangle,
Remember that night in Vegas 9 months ago? You have a son. His name is square. He has your angles.
Dear pinkie toe,
I am going to bang you so hard tonight.
Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
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