Dear people who want a bald princess,
They might as well make a princess for every sickness/disability/disease kids have to face.
Sincerely, a teen with cerebral palsy who would've loved seeing a princess using a walker growing up
Dear everyone who thinks only blacks get into colleges for free,
Please stop. I AM black and have a 4.0 average but wasn't accepted, yet the 2.0 average indian girl gets in.
Sincerely, in the same boat
Please stop running into my room in the middle of the night, staring at something I can't see and running away in panic.
Sincerely, too scared to move.
If you don't start doing your job, I'm going to have to let you go.
Sincerely, just spent 7 hours procrastinating instead of studying..
Dear fellow band geeks,
Please stop making out on the bus to the competition.
Sincerely, when the band director said "Do lip exercises.", I don't believe this is what he meant.
Dear girls in my class,
Yes, I'm British. Yes, you guys are nice. No, I don't like you.
Sincerely, I'm gay
Please realize how happy us students are for you sending us home after the potential gas leak was cleared.
Sincerely, the school still smells bad is a great excuse!
Please delete you search history before you let me use your iPhone
Sincerely, "free porn clips"
Please stop trying to eat all my popcorn. I like it too.
Sincerely, 36 C
Dear witty comeback,
Next time I need you, come at the right time. Not three years later.
Sincerely, I could've used you!
Dear Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear,
Please realize that not all women want to dress "feminine" and "sexy." Seriously, that's all you ever really tell them.
Sincerely, annoyed watcher
Dear girl who called me a 'dumb jock' throughout high school,
I don't know what's better. The fact that I got valedictorian over you, or the fact that I got into your first choice college and you didn't. Either way the look on your face was priceless.
Sincerely, I've been waiting four years to say SUCK IT!
Please be accepting of ALL people. Not just gays, atheist, wiccans, and minority groups. I'm really tired of being painted as a judgmental freak just because I'm Caucasian and I believe in God.
Sincerely, I really don't care what you are... Can't we just have fun?
No, it was not because I plagiarized that you found my entire essay as one answer on WikiHow. I posted it there.