Please stop putting your dog out at 6 am.
Sincerely, trying to sleep and am tempted to wake you up at 3 am. Have fun!
My fiancee might say you have her, but I'm not letting you keep her.
Sincerely, we'll make it through this together.
Dear former high school bully,
You were so popular and cool back then. I thought it would give me tremendous satisfaction when I saw you at the reunion and learned how badly your life is going. How you're stuck in a dead-end job you hate, and you just had to move back in with your parents after a bitter divorce. I thought I'd relish seeing how broken you are, just like the way you broke me. But it turns out, I just pity you. Holding grudges does no good.
Sincerely, you're not even half the person you used to be. You don't need me to make it worse.
Dear people complaining about high school,
I hope things get better. It did for me.
Sincerely, a person who enjoys high school (middle school was the worst!)
Dear bad mood,
Please stay away, or at least only visit for good reason. Suddenly feeling awful for no reason is getting old very quickly.
Please remove Honey Boo Boo from your channel
Sincerely, arent you supposed to be The Learning Channel?
Dear middle school classmates,
Thank you for what appears to be a mutual agreement between us to not try and become friends because we've entered high school.
Sincerely, your confused classmate
please listen. ok, even though u tell us all thouse "facts" about how marijuana can b dangerous, addicktive, or bad. u never listen to hte rel turth. although u tel us republican progoganda all teh time about how it is bad for our brains and can cause us to not operate hevey machinery do u ever think about how we fel? do u ever consider the emotive impact in many? do u think ab feling? no society no value the feelz but let me tel u latdy ther is more to healt than the body ok lady. listen if u want to believ lies about bodyz i gues that is not my businez but i got newz for u sister feling mater tpo.?
Sincerely, i alwayz believ the right sid the liberal one also smal businesmen and owmen.
Please stop thinking of what you could have had. It is gone and will never come back.
Sincerely, broken heart
Please dont side with my parents, i need you on my side because they hate me as it is.
Sincerely, your boyfriend who was disowned by his parents.
Please teach with the mic off. I am sleeping here.
Sincerely, Student trying to find some peace.
Dear friends of another race than me,
Please stop with the offensive jokes. Just because I don't say anything doesn't make it right.
Sincerely, Token Black Friend
Dear People Who Capitalize Every Letter,
Please Stop. It Makes You Sound Stupid Instead Of Emphasizing Your Point.
Dear Girl I really like,
Please stop using my feelings to let you feel good about yourself.
Sincerely, Friend-zoned boy
Dear transgender cashier,
First off, you present as a woman. You have a feminine face, long hair, a feminine body, etc. Nothing about your appearance as it is now is masculine. That said, if you had simply corrected me by telling me that "actually, I'm a man" or "I identify as male", I would have corrected myself and we could have gone on our separate ways. Instead, you decided to rant about me misgendering you and tried to deny me service. I'm sorry you had a bad day or whatever, but I do not regret getting your manager involved.
Sincerely, have a nice day, ma'am.