Dear person who wrote "I love you Linda" in the boys bathroom,
Linda would be in the girls bathroom.
Sincerely, just saying
Dear boy's everywhere,
Since girl's bra's are called 'over the shoulder boulder holder'...does that mean your underwear is called an 'under the butt nut hut'?
Sincerely, Just curious
I want you inside of me.
Dear ex-best friend,
I love finding out about your new relationship with my crush via Facebook. It made my day.
Sincerely, I hope he has a tiny penis
You brought mosquitos and you didn't bring us?!
Pi r not squared. Pi r round... Cornbread r squared.
Dear Feminine Product Sizing,
Does anyone actually measure their flow in ml?
Sincerely, girls everywhere
What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Please keep singing in the shower, you're a hit on Youtube
You're adorable, but please stop stepping on me while I'm lying down.
Sincerely, Ow! Not the boob!
Dear guy cussing his friend out,
Let's return to the ways of Shakespeare, shall we?
Sincerely, thou art a gleeking, flap-mouthed cankerblossom!
Dear Ron Weasly,
No, there is not a potion that can cure ginger.
Dear overweight boyfriend,
You have boobs too...
Sincerely, play with your own.
Dear Weight Watchers,
You do realize your building is between a McDonald's and a donut place, right?
Sincerely, I'm not getting any skinnier