Dear people who appreciate jokes,
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Sincerely, a Christian Bale
Dear fellow American,
I don't hate the US, I just like Canada better.
Sincerely, trying to get out, but immigration laws suck.
Dear "It's just life get on with it" people,
Please realize that I am trying to cope, but between stress and grief, I'm a little screwed up and depressed. There's no need to tell me that I'm "dragging it out."
Sincerely, The girl who is trying to not self-harm again.
Dear Michael Jackson,
The fact that I didn't answer through the ENTIRE song kind of suggests that I'm NOT Ok...
Dear the judge,
Please take my feelings into consideration when you decide who I will live with until I am 18
Sincerely, tired if crying myself to sleep every night because I miss my mom
Dear former classmate,
I have to admit, I thought it was a bit weird when you invited me to your sweet sixteen, considering we hadn't been close in months. But I went, and it was awkward for a while because I didn't know many people. Then I saw someone I recognized from school and introduced myself. He seemed cool, and we spent most of the party talking and dancing like idiots. And now...I just want to thank you for the invite.
Sincerely, marrying the goofy kid I met at your sweet sixteen.
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please stop "shielding" me so much. It was greatly appreciated when I was younger, but I think I'm old enough to watch PG-13 movies now.
Sincerely, sixteen and old enough
Dear New Guy Friend,
Please forgive me for acting weird. I'm just trying to get over my crush on you because I'd rather be your friend than make you feel awkward.
Sincerely, Your New Gay Guy Friend
Please stop shoving all this crap about weight down my throat. It's killing me.
Sincerely, the "perfect" girl with an eating disorder
Dear kraft mac n cheese box,
Sincerely, girl who just shredded you because she couldn't open it
Dear rude customer,
It is my job to make your meal as enjoyable as possible. It is not, however, my job to tolerate homophobic insults.
Sincerely, the gay waiter
Dear people saying no ones going to look at a girls shoulders and say "damn girl nice shoulder",
That rule in school is so you don't wear shoulderless shirts. Because some guys will see that,and pull your shirt down to get a good look.
Sincerely, someone who has seen it happen before.
Dear "I'm now my bully's boss",
Why did you hire the person that bullied you in the first place? I wouldn't want the people that tormented me throughout my life to be working in the same place I was...
Sincerely, Scarred for life due to bullying
I am tired of being constricted by what other people think is possible.
Sincerely, a frustrated human