Dear whoever thought motions sensor lights in a bathroom were a great idea,
They weren't.
Sincerely, pooping in the dark.
Dear Mum and Dad,
That's not a D on my exam, it's a smiley face :D.
Sincerely, hoping you fall for it...
Dear parents who hate my boyfriend,
When you heard me screaming "Die, you evil pig!" I wasn't breaking up with him, I was just playing Angry Birds.
Sincerely, nice try though.
Dear scented markers,
I think my 4 year old is high...
Sincerely, bad idea.
Dear "better than the leading brand",
If your product is so good, then why isn't it the leading brand?
Sincerely, not convinced.
Dear man trying to smoke on the airplane,
Yeah, I'm going to have to ask you to step outside if you want do that.
Sincerely, flight attendent.
Dear "two wrongs don't make a right",
Maybe not... but two Wrights made an airplane.
Sincerely, what now?
Dear Netflix,
Why are there subtitles for Paranormal Activity?
Sincerely, "frightening noises" and "indistinct chatter."
Dear people calling me a loser for never skipping classes,
Lets revisit this conversation in a few years when you're struggling to get into college.
Sincerely, dedicated student.
Dear prospective writer,
If you want to be famous, leave only your last name in full form.
Sincerely, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkein and J.K. Rowling.
Dear printer,
Please stop failing the night before my assignments are due.
Sincerely, I hate technology.
Dear black paper,
You give my life meaning.
Sincerely, white crayon.
Dear verification code,
I'm tyring teh best I cna!
Sincerely, dyslexic.
Dear chocolate milk,
You taste like elementary school.
Sincerely, nostalgic.
Dear parents,
Please explain how finishing all of my food will help less fortunate people who are starving.
Sincerely, does not compute.
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