Dear Peanut Butter,
I was going to say yes to your proposal, but I've been hearing some rumors about you and Jam...
Dear life and society,
Please let me still be a kid. I know 19 is pushing it, but that's still way too young to be able to decide what I want to do with the rest of my life. It's not just me who's struggling.
Sincerely, an indecisive girl trying (unsuccessfully) to figure out what career she wants for the next 50 years
Dear Political Correctness,
Being PC isn't necessarily always PC (or appropriate).
Sincerely, a submissive polyamorous panromantic demisexual virgin unicorn who is tired of the labels
Dear girl I like,
Please, please, give me one chance.
Sincerely, a guy who has fallen for you.
Leaving food on the counter is NOT a universal sign that it is up for grabs.
Sincerely, Your roommates who don't want to steal
Dear role playing games,
Thank you for letting me be the hero.
Sincerely, the nervous, quiet one who wants to save the world.
Dear people who want a plus-sized disney princess,
The idea behind this is great. But let's be real - It's not going to happen. So how about we encourage young girls to not have their self-esteem controlled by their looks, and more by talents, good grades in school, amazing hobbies or whatever they are good at? To me, that sounds far more productive than raging about stereotypical beauty in disney movies.
Dear boys thinking girls wear yoga pants because of them,
You've never tried on a pair of yoga pants, have you?
Sincerely, girls likes comfort too!
Dear bully of my sister,
Please stop harassing her just because she can't always speak clearly and has to stop in the middle of sentences a lot. It is also totally not cool that you pointed out her learning disorder to the entire class. Stop it before I stop it for you.
Sincerely, an extremely pissed-off, rearing-to-go, protective older sister.
When did "suck" and "blow" start meaning the same thing?
Sincerely, your vacuum cleaner
Please don't tell me to break up with my boyfriend because we might not get married. I'm not looking for a husband
Sincerely, I'm 18
Let me get this straight - I have to ride the overcrowded, extremely noisy bus to every day instead of getting a ride from my friend across the street because you don't trust teenage drivers. But the moment you're too tired or lazy to drive me to a Bible study or a volunteer project, you ask if I can just call a friend to give me a ride?
Sincerely, sick of your double standards.
Please stop personally attacking our teacher because you make bad grades. She's an amazing educator, and I've watched you fall asleep in the back row more times than I care to count.
Sincerely, your classmate
Dear wanting to ban the r word makes you an idiot,
Please realize that medical retardation is NO LONGER politically correct
Sincerely, get YOUR facts straight