Dear people who think putting their kids on a leash is bad,
Okay what do you recommend I do after my kid runs away and gets lost at a zoo?
Sincerely, just want my kid to be safe
Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Sincerely, its called statutory rape.
Dear older brother,
Please don't stop lecturing me about drugs, alcohol, and school.
Sincerely, I know you made some mistakes and you're trying to watch out for your little sister
Narnia when I was 8, Hogwarts when I was 11, and Camp Half-Blood when I was 12... They've all failed me. Ill be waiting when I turn 50.
Sincerely, You better have my adventure ready!
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Sincerely, I'm going to be a Counselor soon, and I deserve at least one good year!
Dear Hold Guard,
But someone actually DID steal my sweetroll...
Dear bedroom lightswitch,
Thank you for being reachable from both the doorway and under the covers.
Sincerely, never have to run across a scary dark room
Dear Minecraft creators,
Please consider Blast-Proof obsidian armor.
Sincerely, tired of being unexpectedly killed by the sneakier creepers
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?