Dear person annoyed with the shuffle on your iPod,
You could always just make a playlist with all your favourite songs and shuffle through those.
Sincerely, don't blame your iPod
Dear 'you're OCD',
Please realise that OCD stands for obsessive compulsive disorder. In the same way that people cannot 'be' diabetes, I cannot be OCD.
Sincerely, I have OCD.
Please stop making skiing, driving, and throwing a baseball more complicated then they need to be.
Sincerely, struggling student
Dear feminists who have a problem with me being a stay at home mom,
The breadwinner in my family is my wife.
Sincerely, I just like housework and watching my own kids
Dear dorm fire alarms,
Please stop going off at 2 and 5 AM
Sincerely, got no sleep the day before a track meet
Dear people who can't stand today's music,
Try going back a couple decades.
Sincerely, a girl who had the same problem before discovering Led Zeppelin
Dear people who want a bald princess,
They might as well make a princess for every sickness/disability/disease kids have to face.
Sincerely, a teen with cerebral palsy who would've loved seeing a princess using a walker growing up
Dear everyone who thinks only blacks get into colleges for free,
Please stop. I AM black and have a 4.0 average but wasn't accepted, yet the 2.0 average indian girl gets in.
Sincerely, in the same boat
Please stop running into my room in the middle of the night, staring at something I can't see and running away in panic.
Sincerely, too scared to move.
If you don't start doing your job, I'm going to have to let you go.
Sincerely, just spent 7 hours procrastinating instead of studying..
Dear fellow band geeks,
Please stop making out on the bus to the competition.
Sincerely, when the band director said "Do lip exercises.", I don't believe this is what he meant.
Dear girls in my class,
Yes, I'm British. Yes, you guys are nice. No, I don't like you.
Sincerely, I'm gay
Please realize how happy us students are for you sending us home after the potential gas leak was cleared.
Sincerely, the school still smells bad is a great excuse!
Please delete you search history before you let me use your iPhone
Sincerely, "free porn clips"