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Dear Winnie the Pooh,
We have the same middle name!
Dear Voldemort,
You could only hide for seven books?! Amateur...
Dear boy who keeps asking if I'd like to "bang",
Yes, I'd like to bang...your face into a wall
Dear boyfriend,
The reason I chose to watch a scary movie was so you could put your arms around ME and protect ME. Not the other way around...
Dear man who gave up his seat on the train for me,
You will never know how much brighter you made my really crappy day with that simple act.
Dear Britain,
It wasn't our decision to call it Sorcerer's Stone, we don't understand why they changed it either.
Dear dogs,
I have new found respect for you.
Dear guy blasting music from his ferrari,
Yeah, you look real badass listening to Britney Spears that loud.
Dear Dory,
Whenever I'm hiking or biking and get tired, I hum "Just Keep Swimming."
Dear London rioters,
£100,000,000 in damages and counting. Homes and shops ransacked. An innocent student, beaten and then robbed by looters, pretending to help him. 1,404 arrests. 111 injured. 4 dead. Stop, just stop.
Dear mother,
"Hook up" no longer means to meet up with someone. Please stop telling me I need to hook up with my school counselor.
Dear Ursula,
Why did you take Ariel's voice? It would have been so much cooler if you took her sou... oh...
Dear friends 21 or older,
No, I didn't just stop hanging out with you....you started going places I can't get into.
Dear mom,
There's a HUGE difference between 6:55 and 7:00 am.
Dear English teacher who says I have no imagination,
You're wrong, I just don't want to tell you what it is I'm imagining.
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