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Dear dad,
Please stop telling me that my generation is ruined. Your generation raised us.
Dear "what do you plan to do when you graduate?",
...try to pay my rent.
Dear Harry and Ron,
"Follow the spiders?" Ha. Too bad you didn't follow us to our secret cave filled with ready-to-destroy horcruxes.
Dear boyfriend,
Please take English class more seriously when you take it next semester.
Dear Virgin Mary,
Thank you for proving abstinance is not 100% effective.
Dear males,
Cologne is like the Ocean. It's awesome, fantastic, and smells great, but rather unpleasant to drown in.
Dear guys,
I don't need tight clothes or tons of makeup to get you to like me. I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
Dear Apple and Blackberry,
Have you ever considered teaming up to make the ultimate device?
Dear line of dirt on the floor,
WHY WON'T YOU COOPERATE?!
Dear boyfriend,
You're eighteen, and still cover your eyes during kiss scenes?
Dear people who make comments about fourth graders' relationship statuses on Facebook,
.....Why are you friends with a fourth grader to begin with?
Dear newborn babies,
Welcome to our society. When you grow up, you will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you, and you'll be made fun of for being who you are. Enjoy your stay.
Dear parents who say I sleep too much,
Wouldn't you prefer me staying at home and sleeping alone all day than going out and sleeping with boys?
Dear cut on my leg,
I got you from shaving. You don't need to make it look like a murder scene just went down in the tub.
Dear teachers,
I'm pretty sure going to the bathroom is a necessity, not a priviledge.
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