jared mustache rollover My name is Jared Wunsch and I am one half of a team that is in the business of developing websites for middle schoolers that would rather chat with their new boyfriends on Facebook than actually go outside and be enveloped with organic vitamin D.

I specialize in running and maintaining linux servers that keep all of you happy. I have learned, and continue learn to develop functions in PHP, Python, C and just about any other open source language. I enjoy talking and collaborating in the tech world, so if you are up for it you can find me on the twitter @cjaredrun.

While most of what I do is, in fact, extremely nerdy, I have interests in studying medicine, psychology and zoology. I’ve been through parts of school in each venue, though never committing to one or the other.

hans mustache rollover In 1984 my father bought our first computer, it was the original Apple Macintosh. I poured apple juice into the floppy-drive, for which he never forgave me.

Much later I graduated from the University of Washington with a degree in Visual Arts. Since graduation I've started a not-for-profit organization, in which I create high quality work for friends, family, and clients without receiving payment for my hours. This, sadly, has become my life... I make things, sometimes websites, but that's usually only on accident. I also sew, take photos with old cameras, build furniture, restore houses, and build bikes, but mostly I just sleep a lot, because I like to, and I do what I like.

I've been known to be hilarious on both twitter and my blog, when I have time between my many unpaid projects. If you love to stalk people, you can start here. If you're still not satisfied, I can have copies of my personal journal faxed to you. For journal copies, please provide a self addressed stamped envelope stuffed full of $100 bills, the copies will be faxed, and your envelope will be mailed back to you for reuse.