I wish you had loved me more than the money I gave you for rent. They cut my hours, I couldn't pay so you kicked me out. I've tried to forgive you for this but I can't.
Sincerely, worth less to you than the rent.
Dear family who won't let me attend the funeral,
I'm a lesbian, not a leper.
Sincerely, I loved her, too...
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Dear Math Teacher,
Please stop stapling Burger King job applications to my tests.
Sincerely, Struggling Student
Dear person who stole my wallet,
Take the money and my cancelled credit cards, just return the picture of my best friend who passed away.
Dear stupid cheating ex,
Please don't ask me to not hate you forever, when you're taking the girl you cheated on me with, on our planned vacation.
Sincerely, the girl who will hate you forever.
Dear Dad (Paul M. of Abilene TX),
Mom's cheating on you and I can't figure out a good way to tell you. Maybe you'll read it here? And what's worse, it's with my Algebra teacher. Sorry.
Sincerely, Stephen M
Dear Airport Security,
Please stop "randomly" selecting me.
Sincerely, Indian Person
Dear gym teacher,
Please explain to me why the gay kid in our gym class is failing, whereas I am getting an A.
Sincerely, I run less laps than he does everyday and you know it.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Dear teacher who just took my phone away for two weeks,
My dad is in Iraq and I can only talk to him discretely during lunchtime, my mom is having open-heart surgery and my older sister texts me how she's doing, my grandmother is on her deathbed and my grandfather will call me when she passes and right now I'm texting my brother to wish him good luck because my aunt and uncle are taking him to the special olympics.
Sincerely, two weeks isn't going to work for me.
That's cool, not like I was gonna propose to you tonight or anything...
Sincerely, just wasted $2,000 on a wedding ring.
Dear Fit People at the Gym,
Please stop giving me the evil eye and making me feel like I don't belong. I'm trying to change my life.
Sincerely, the fat girl lifting weights
Thanks for letting me know how important I am to you.
Sincerely, the daughter who wishes she still had the college money you took from my savings.
Dear oblivious woman sitting on the train,
Please move your purse and your water bottle off the seat next to you and put them in your lap like any normal considerate person would. Some of us would like to sit down.
Sincerely, Pregnant woman giving you the stink eye