SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Dad,
Please stop coming into my room in the middle of the night.
Dear mom,
Usually when you drop your kid off with their grandparents you are, in fact, supposed to pick them up again. Screw you.
Dear Future Mother in Law,
Please stop setting your son up on dates. We're engaged. Deal with it.
Dear Ex-boyfriend,
Next time you're secretly dating another girl, check and make sure that girl isn't my sister.
Dear Mother,
Please quit pretending you love me. When you say you regret having children, it takes away any meaning "I love you" may have had.
Dear boyfriend that lives five hours away,
You really should clean your apartment before you decide to go on webcam with me.
Dear mom and dad,
Please stop shouting at each other and take a look at your daughter. You can see the scars on her arms, right?
Dear suicide hotline,
Did you seriously just put me on hold?
Dear soon-to-be Ex-Wife,
Next time you sign up for eHarmony, make sure to use a credit card we don't share.
Dear Alcoholic Dad,
Stop sneaking beers whenever you go into the garage. We all know.
Dear parent at my bookstore,
Please tell me you weren't serious when you refused your child a book because she had already seen the movie.
Dear Mom,
Please suck it up and come to my wedding. I don't care how much you hate my Dad, nor do I care how recently the two of you divorced. I am getting married to the man I love and that is significantly more important than your issues. Besides, you'd be the only family member not there; the other 150 people will really wonder...
Dear mom and dad,
Just because he gets better grades, is quarterback of the football team, and got accepted to Harvard, doesn't mean that it's not my birthday, too.
Dear Mom,
Please, stop saying that people at school bully me because they are jealous. I am fat, ugly, have zero friends, and cry for no apparent reason.
Dear girls,
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
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