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Dear Mom,
Please stop making yourself throw up in the shower.
Dear Asians,
At least wear name tags or something.
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
That soldier whose funeral you're protesting? He's my brother. He served our country valiantly and gave his life to protect us. How dare you say that "God struck him down" merely because he was gay? He was my big brother and I love him no matter his sexuality. Shouldn't you love people the way they were created too?
Dear Obama,
Please ignore what they are saying. You're doing a great job!
Dear 16-Year-Old Sister,
Why won't you tell me your boyfriends name?
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear wife,
When I told you I knew you were cheating, I meant on your diet...
Dear Stanford,
That's OK. I like Community College better anyway... :(
Dear awful children,
Please don't ditch your mother or father in this nursing home and then never call, write, or visit. I give them their medications, change their soiled incontinence products and clean their bodies, cook their meals, feed them, clean their "home," and come in on my days off to spend time with them because they are unbearably lonely... but my presence is no substitute for yours.
Dear Drunk Drivers,
Please stop killing the students of Midlothian High. We're sick of losing our friends to your stupidity.
Dear rude people at the hospital,
Feel free to continue staring at me, it makes me feel better about being a bald female.
Dear lady who touched my nose piercing without asking,
Are you serious? It's still an open wound! What is wrong with you?
Dear People complaining about grammar,
It's 2010, grammar doesn't matter anymore.
Dear biological father,
Please don't come back after all these years and act like everything's ok and you never left. I'm 16 now, not 6.
Dear mosquitoes of the night,
Please stop biting.
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