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Dear woman who told me "there's a place for girls like you",
This is my brother, not my son, I'm 17 he's 4, I'm taking him to the zoo so he can draw the monkeys.
Dear next door neighbor,
No, it's not because you're black.
Dear Identical Twin Sister,
Maybe you should rethink saying "I'm so ugly" in front of me.
Dear students,
I shouldn't have to be the one to apologize if pronounce your name wrong...
Dear Universities ,
He got in with all a 2.0 because he's black. She got in with a 2.8 because she's native American. Yet I have. 3.9 and I got the letter that started with "we are sorry to inform you..."
Dear attractive men running,
Please keep your shirts on...
Dear Boyfriend,
Please understand that saying you aren't socially retarded is my mom's version of a compliment.
Dear Elbow,
Our love may be forbbiden but we will one day be together.
Dear people who say "But women have given birth naturally for thousands of years",
Annndd millions of them died doing it.
Dear shaving commercials,
Please stop shaving already hairless legs. If you want impress us shave a gorilla.
Dear guy who just stole my iPod,
Please enjoy the 5 gigs of show tunes.
Dear "Life is short ",
False. It's the longest thing you will ever do.
Dear girls who wear uggs and short shorts,
Please stop. It just makes you look like a weather confused slut.
Dear women,
Why is seeing you in a bikini ok, but not a bra and panties?
Dear people asking why I don't date my best friend,,
...do you not see him prancing around in skinny jeans and sparkly tops?!
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