Dear teacher who made me repeat that paragraph 3 times,,
Please know, I have a severe speech implement, I went to speech therapy for 7 years to fix it, and the stress your class is giving me in school has made it come back.
Sincerely, I got as close as I can. Please move on before I break down.
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Sincerely, a man failed by you
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear parents who say my insomnia is my own fault that I can fix myself,
Maybe if you actually listened when I tried talking to you, you'd know why I can't sleep. You could probably fix it too. But forcing me into bed at 10pm is just making it worse.
Sincerely, starting to fail classes from lack of sleep
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world
Sticks and stones may break her bones but names could make her starve herself to death
Sincerely, knock it off
Love is colorblind. Please accept our relationship.
Sincerely, a white boy dating a black girl
Please stop getting so emotional about me eating meat. You don't eat meat, and I respect that. But must you sit here and tell me about how I'm a murderer for eating meat, something my body can't function without?
Sincerely, I'm just craving a hamburger, is it really worth giving an hour long rant?
Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Sincerely, Girl who can only date white guys.
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
You have got to be sh*ttin' me. Co-ed bathrooms...
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't want to use the restroom next to their crush
Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Dear guys who want to "get to know me" now that I wear makeup and ride a streetbike,
Please turn around and don't stop walking
Sincerely, the tomboy you never gave a second glance before
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Sincerely, A girl who is sick of her friends nagging on her...
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
Sincerely, just trying to make sure you don't embarrass yourself when you do your oral report