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Dear teacher who made me repeat that paragraph 3 times,,
Please know, I have a severe speech implement, I went to speech therapy for 7 years to fix it, and the stress your class is giving me in school has made it come back.
Dear society,
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Dear ex,
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Dear parents who say my insomnia is my own fault that I can fix myself,
Maybe if you actually listened when I tried talking to you, you'd know why I can't sleep. You could probably fix it too. But forcing me into bed at 10pm is just making it worse.
Dear guy,
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Dear bullies,
Sticks and stones may break her bones but names could make her starve herself to death
Dear parents,
Love is colorblind. Please accept our relationship.
Dear vegetarians,
Please stop getting so emotional about me eating meat. You don't eat meat, and I respect that. But must you sit here and tell me about how I'm a murderer for eating meat, something my body can't function without?
Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Dear University,
You have got to be sh*ttin' me. Co-ed bathrooms...
Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Dear guys who want to "get to know me" now that I wear makeup and ride a streetbike,
Please turn around and don't stop walking
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
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