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Dear guy trying to make miscarriage jokes to me,
Please realize you're really ignorant and need to shut up.
Dear dentist,
When you say "come on you're a teenage girl you can open your mouth wider than that" my jaw automatically dropped
Dear paranoid lady down the street,
No, my freckles are not there to keep track of all my visits with Satan.
Dear buyers,
Welcome! Our sizes are small, extra small, and anorexic. Our prices are high, higher, and OMG you're in debt!
Dear offended friend,
Please know I am giving my boyfriend a VERY long talk later.
Dear person yelling shotgun,
Rosa Parks
Dear person who said sports make guys 600% hotter,
Please realize boys in Marching band are really good with their fingers and mouths
Dear Batman,
Do your tights chafe as bad as mine?
Dear Slutty Girls at School,
Ever have one of those nightmares where you show up to school in your underwear?
Dear America,
You know obesity is a problem when the scariest thing is called slender man
Dear Dad,
I didn't know you were serious when you said you'd show him the guns...
Dear republicans at my school,
You say that if the president were meant to be black, it would've been called the Black Shack, not the White House. Well did you know Romney is Mexican?
Dear girl who says she has double D's,
You must be talking about your grades, right?
Dear Sea World,
What would you do if I showed up carrying a fishing pole?
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. we've been expecting you.
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