Dear boyfriend,
I know you like to drink, but please, ease up a little. Do you realize how bad it hurts to hear how unattractive I am? How I ruin your night? How you think I'm such a child? How many more nights will I have to be strong when you dump me, knowing it'll all be ok in the morning?
Sincerely, you're perfect when you're sober...
Dear Art teacher,
I found it extremely offensive when you decribed your garde 9 students as "close to being special needs" because they don't listen to instructions.
Sincerely, your student, who has special needs.
Dear dad,
Thank you for finally putting a mirror in my room; but I could've done without the scale under it.
Sincerely, your slightly overweight daughter who didn't need the subconscious reminder.
Dear cousin with multiple sex partners,
I don’t call you names. I wish you wouldn’t call me any either.
Sincerely, your “loser”, “prude”, “unwanted”, “forever alone” cousin
Dear parents who are forcing me to get confirmed into the Catholic faith,
This isn't a phase. I don't want to be confirmed, nor have I ever wanted to be. I used to at least respect your faith, but you've continued forcing it down my throat to the point where it's become unbearable. And now you're threatening to disown me if I don't take my vows?!
Sincerely, did Jesus threaten people into joining his faith like you are?
Dear fellow Americans,
At an airport, a man had to strip down to his boxers- to reveal the fourth amendment written on his chest. (The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall note be violated)...... The TSA arrested him for "disorderly conduct".
Sincerely, Concerned.
Dear Male health teacher,
Please do not talk about boobs in health while staring and winking at girls
Sincerely, Pissed uncomfterable female student
Dear "Former Best Friend",
Our friendship ended when you were racist to a little African American boy.
Sincerely, No, YOU go back to Africa
Dear people,
Please don't say "you're pretty for a dark skin girl"
Sincerely, that's not really a compliment
Dear Overbearing, judgmental, moronic teenage boy who thinks he knows everything,
Not all Muslims are violent like Saddam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden. Just like not all Christians aren't judgmental, self-righteous buttholes like you.
Sincerely, sick of seeing your moronic posts on Facebook about how all Muslims should be shot on sight.
Dear office manager at work,
What part of your brain told you "baggy eyes to go with your baggy shirt" was a compliment?
Sincerely, I just got over the flu
Dear woman in line next to me,
Please pay attention to whom you’re gossiping about.
Sincerely, that “freak-of-nature” is my wife
Dear Dad,
I use to be your little girl. We would go fishing together, you taught me how to shoot a gun and how to use a telescope. Why can't we still do that stuff together? Oh right. I forgot that your alcohol is more important.
Sincerely, your broken hearted not so little girl
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop complaining to me about how you regret having kids. It hurts.
Sincerely, you know I have been trying to have kids for 4 years now
Dear "best friends" ,
Please continue to make your plans right in front of me. I'm sure I'll get the invite.
Sincerely, left out.
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