Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Sincerely, so don't tell me I'm too young. I already know.
Dear mean kids in my grade,
Please be aware of the fact that saying you won't miss me next year and no one will ever like me here so I should go now... actually does have an effect on me.
Sincerely, the girl you heard crying in the bathroom, yelled shut-up to, then left
Dear older brother,
Please stop putting me down and making me feel fat, worthless, and ugly.
Sincerely, Now im starting to believe you too.
Please don't tell your children about the "fat girl" next door, as my window is wide open and you smoke your 3 packs that drift into my window.
Sincerely, I'm 9 months pregnant and can hear (and smell) you..
Please start thinking about anybody other than yourself. It doesn't have to be me, our daughter really needs you. I love you but you need help.
Sincerely, Wife whose birthday you've 'forgotten' 3 years in a row.
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Sincerely, You Won't Even Put Them Down When I Ask...
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Sincerely, an average, plain girl
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop saying I cut myself for attention and that only
Sincerely, Depression is a serious issue
Dear mother who changed her mind about hiring me,
Please figure out that you want someone who speaks your kids language before you offer someone a job. I had turned down other job offers because I accepted yours.
Sincerely, still unemployed
Dear parents ,
Thanks for listening when I told you what foods I can't eat.
Sincerely, you just bought everything that will make me sick.
Dear woman in Walmart yelling at me,
Please get your facts straight before you judge
Sincerely, the girl watching her nephew while her sister is doing her chemo
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop asking me where the border is.
Sincerely, Not every hispanic person is mexican.
Please stop blaming everybody for your mistakes. If you drop your laptop on the floor, you cannot blame me for breaking your laptop because I downloaded Chrome on it.
Sincerely, your fed-up daughter
I need advice on how to go through a breakup, and I don't have any friends. We were together about a year, and he broke up with me yesterday. I'm devastated and I don't know what to do. Please help?
Sincerely, broken hearted
Dear creepy band director,
Please don't yell at me for wearing a nice blouse and burmuda shorts to the graduation performance instead of a sun dress like the rest of the girls in band, I prefer not to have my ass stared at by you. Also, you said summer dress casual, not summer dress.
Sincerely, clarinetist that knows how gross you are and doesn't want to have to deal with it