Dear mean boy who asked, "wow, did you finally stop being an idiot who starves herself?",
I actually was given the goal by my therapist to eat a full school lunch that day, and what you said really hurt. I'm not stupid I just need help, and I'm finally getting that help.
Sincerely, recovering anorexic
Really? You're breaking up with me because you don't like the haircut that YOU gave me?
Sincerely, Irritated Ex-Boyfriend
I have no problem with you having female friends that you talk to. The problem starts when I walk in on you having phone sex with them.
Sincerely, congratulations! You're single!
No means no. And the fact that you would ever even begin to believe otherwise is disgusting.
Dear woman who fired me because I put her child in a time out,
He bit me and you had not told me any method for correcting him. What else was I suppose to do?
Sincerely, your now unemployed nanny
If you're going to say that you're against organ donation, and that you think people with life-threatening illnesses should be left to "just die", you might want to check who you're talking to first.
Sincerely, a girl whose brother was saved by a liver transplant.
Did you ever think that there was a reason you got a call from the guidance counselor? No, she wasn't lying. Yes, I do have anxiety. Yes, I am depressed. Just because my sister didn't have these problems, doesn't mean I don't. You just don't want to accept the fact that I'm not okay.
Sincerely, your "freak" of a daughter
Dear girl who just said that being gay is "deadly" and "contagious",
I have two gay siblings. Please inform me on how I managed to dodge this "disease" you've been trying to educate me about for the past 15 minutes.
Sincerely, educated, and quite frankly annoyed, proud sister
Drunk driving is stupid. Texting while driving is stupid. But texting while driving drunk?
Sincerely, you almost drove us straight into the barrier in the middle of the highway.
No, it was not because I plagiarized that you found my entire essay as one answer on WikiHow. I posted it there.
Please stop making racist jokes about me helping my boyfriend across the border.
Sincerely, a white girl with a completely legal Mexican boyfriend
Dear corrupt employers,
My dad couldn't work when he got cancer so he lost his job. His job provided him with insurance. No job, no insurance. Now he can't get insurance from the SAME insurance provider as before because of a "pre-existing condition".
Sincerely, this whole system is messed up. I just want my dad to get better
Dear ex-boyfriend's parents,
I dumped your son for reasons that are my own business. Please don't tell everyone on facebook that I used him for five years then decided to kick him to the curb.
Sincerely, your son treated me like crap.
Dear Guy friends,
I know my butt is fairly large for someone my size and age, but that does not mean that you are allowed to touch it, slap it, poke it, or squeeze it. Unless you are my boyfriend, I will maim the next one who does.
Sincerely, if you like your hands, you'll learn to keep them to yourself.