Don't you think taking away someone's baby on Mother's Day is a little messed up?
Sincerely, A mother who miscarried.
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
Dear weather network,
You are all liars!
Sincerely, On vacation and not prepared!
Dear straight boys,
No, you can't watch.
Great job making your first game about Princess Peach not sexist. She just used the power of uncontrollable emotions to float (happy), burn (angry), cry (sad), and heal (calm) her way to the vibe sceptor.
Please stop complaining about your periods. Would you rather be pregnant?
Sincerely, a girl who is pregnant and suffering...
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.
Dear Queen Elizabeth,
This new colony was a bad idea. I want to come home.
Sincerely, an American
Please keep Justin! We don't want him back.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Sincerely, someone who works hard and pays their own way
Dear teens who have sex,
Please realize that the ability to have intercourse does not mean you are responsible enough to handle the consequences.
Sincerely, a worker at an orphanage.
Dear idiots in horror movies,
Please DO NOT SEPARATE! Stay with the group! And do NOT open the ominous door!
Sincerely, an extremely nervous viewer.
Dear Disney lovers,
Mulan was not a princess. Nor was Belle.
Sincerely, Being the main female character does not make them royalty.
We know how to beat you, but the humans just toss us out for religious reasons...
Sincerely, Stem cells