Don't you think taking away someone's baby on Mother's Day is a little messed up?
Sincerely, A mother who miscarried.
I'm going to kill you!
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Sincerely, you and your boyfriend make the bed squeak all night long!
Dear Cards Against Humanity,
Thanks for making racism funny again!
Sincerely, Everyone who plays
Dear straight boys,
No, you can't watch.
You ruined all blonde girls chances of being considered smart.
Sincerely, a girl who has to dye her hair brown just so she is taken seriously.
I am not your house elf!
Sincerely, your child that should have some rights...
Dear weather network,
You are all liars!
Sincerely, On vacation and not prepared!
Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Sincerely, hungry kids in Africa
Please Take back your lemons and give me Nutella.
Sincerely, a sugar-holic.
Dear Queen Elizabeth,
This new colony was a bad idea. I want to come home.
Sincerely, an American
Please keep Justin! We don't want him back.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Sincerely, someone who works hard and pays their own way
Dear teens who have sex,
Please realize that the ability to have intercourse does not mean you are responsible enough to handle the consequences.
Sincerely, a worker at an orphanage.