Please continue making me live with a dangerous older brother, who is a legal adult who you don't HAVE to house, feed, pay the bills to keep him from getting sued, and letting me live my adolescence locked in my bedroom scared for my safety.
Sincerely, your other son
Dear costumer who told me I gave them the wrong change,
Please realize that the ten dollars you convinced me I owed you came out of my pocket when the drawer came out low.
Sincerely, an already poor fast food worker.
Dear older sister,
How about NOT smoking while your severely asthmatic little sister is in the car.
Sincerely, trying not to choke
Please stop reminding me how stupid I am. I am trying, but dealing with depression is hard - especially when you don't know I'm struggling with it. I'm afraid to tell you, because you will just tell me I'm being dramatic.
Sincerely, your little girl
Dear overgrown boys who came through the drive through yesterday,
Please remember we sell burgers, not women.
Sincerely, no I will not give you a 360.
Dear ex boyfriend,
At least try to not suck her face in public, it's only been a week....my friends see you and I can too.
Sincerely, you broke my heart, and finished killing it now.
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Sincerely, an average, plain girl
Dear perv in my English class,
Please stop making sexual jokes about me like I can't hear you
Sincerely, sitting right here you idiot
Dear friends who keep complaining I have quit smoking,
Please be proud of me and support me
Sincerely, hard enough to resist without temptation.
Dear U.S. army,
I got a medal for killing two men, but a discharge for loving one?
Please start thinking about anybody other than yourself. It doesn't have to be me, our daughter really needs you. I love you but you need help.
Sincerely, Wife whose birthday you've 'forgotten' 3 years in a row.
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop saying I cut myself for attention and that only
Sincerely, Depression is a serious issue
Please remember going to a gay bar is fine, but slapping and swearing at gay guys who don't want to sleep with you makes you an arse
Sincerely, Just don't
Dear mother who changed her mind about hiring me,
Please figure out that you want someone who speaks your kids language before you offer someone a job. I had turned down other job offers because I accepted yours.
Sincerely, still unemployed
Dear Girl who hit my parents with her van,
Having a license doesn't mean you shoud drive, and look both ways when you pull into traffic. That motorcycle you hit hurt more lives than you know.
Sincerely, The girl who's family has been torn apart for the past 10 years because of you.