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Dear God,
Don't you think taking away someone's baby on Mother's Day is a little messed up?
Dear Olaf,
I'm going to kill you!
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Dear Cards Against Humanity,
Thanks for making racism funny again!
Dear straight boys,
No, you can't watch.
Dear Barbie,
You ruined all blonde girls chances of being considered smart.
Dear mom,
I am not your house elf!
Dear weather network,
You are all liars!
Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Dear Life,
Please Take back your lemons and give me Nutella.
Dear Queen Elizabeth,
This new colony was a bad idea. I want to come home.
Dear America,
Please keep Justin! We don't want him back.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Dear teens who have sex,
Please realize that the ability to have intercourse does not mean you are responsible enough to handle the consequences.
Dear idiots in horror movies,
Please DO NOT SEPARATE! Stay with the group! And do NOT open the ominous door!
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