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Dear middle school teacher who told me I would amount to nothing,
The view from my dorm room at Harvard is great.
Dear guy staring at me with a predatory look in your eye,
I kind of want to write "NO" on a napkin and show it to you from across the room, just to save us both some time and embarrassment.
Dear art teacher,
No wonder I failed the color project!
Dear teachers who say they couldn't grade out tests because they have a life,
Double standard much?
Dear parents,
If I can see my breath in my room, it's time to turn on the heat.
Dear people who make fun of me for being pale,
Please realize that 200 years ago of being pale was a sign of wealth and was considered beautiful.
Dear customer who just pulled a twenty out of her bra,
...keep it.
Dear people who say I look like don't eat,
In case you haven't noticed, there's a difference between "active" and "anorexic".
Dear Vice Principal ,
Thank you for visiting us in the middle of my algebra class and saying "do you know when you will actually use this stuff? NEVER!"
Dear spider on the bathroom wall,
Is this awkward for you? ...because it's awkward for me.
Dear Gingers,
Thanks for taking away some of the slack from us for a while. It is much appreciated.
Dear boys of the world,
It took Ron Weasley 7 years to get out of the friend zone.
Dear people who tease me for reading for fun,
I was able to slack off and not read the story when it was given to us as assignment yesterday because I read two years ago for fun.
Dear friend,
During our sleepovers, can you please let me know when you're going to sleep?
Dear American Apparel,
Do you sell clothing or porn?
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