Dear Guy at My Lunch Table,
I have my own opinions, too. Did you really have to mention I should kill myself?
Sincerely, I Went Home and Cried
Dear bitchy girls on the bus making fun of the mentally disabled boy,
Please shut up. He's mentally disabled, not deaf. There's a reason he stopped merrily rocking back and forth and now just sitting still looking at his shoes.
Sincerely, grow a soul people!
Dear Father Who Stiffed Me Last Night,
I watched your kids 3 from 5pm to 3am last night so you could go to that wedding. We discussed my rate per hour. You really though you could bully me into not charging you? And you thought when I wouldn't leave without my pay it would be a good idea to slap me in the hotel lobby?
Sincerely, Watching The Concierge Beat You Up Was Payment Enough For Me
Dear ASPCA commercials,
Please stop pretending to be a victim when you killed an innocent dog named Oreo. A shelter was going to save him that afternoon, and you knew it, and you killed the dog anyway. Readers, google "Oreo's Law".
Sincerely, not lying
Dear parents of the triplets I'm babysitting for,
Please come home. It is 1:00 AM on a Thursday morning and I have to be up for school in six hours.
Sincerely, your 15 year old sitter (who you don't pay enough for a set of triplets, a cat, a dog, and dinner pr
Dear boy who stood up for me when I was getting bullied in 5th grade,
Bro, what happened?
Sincerely, you're bullying me now?
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Sincerely, but either way, it's really none of your business
Please stop telling me depression is all in my head. Of course it is. Just not in the imaginary way you seem to think
Sincerely, your rock-bottom daughter
Dear restaurant patron,
Not liking something is not the same thing as being "deathly allergic" to it. We can easily make you a dish without a given ingredient, don't try and start a panic just because you don't like the taste of your chicken peanut curry.
Sincerely, a panicking waitress you just told you were deathly allergic to peanuts
Dear boy I like,
Please stop messing with my feelings. I know you don't like me that way, so please stop kissing me and acting sweet and lovey-dovey one minute, and ignoring my existence the next.
Sincerely, a girl who's trying to get over you