Dear boyfriend of 6 years,
No, I'm not mad that you forgot my birthday once again. I'm heartbroken. I can't be mad about you not caring anymore, I don't have the energy.
Sincerely, we literally were talking about my birthday less than 24 hours ago.
The toddlers are pinballing around the house. I'm trying to get clean sheets on the bed so you don't sleep in stale milk puke (as for me, I'm sure my 7-months-pregnant self will be on the ground again in the kids' room to get up with them four times again tonight so YOU can get rest). No one has had breakfast yet, including the animals. Having a large family was YOUR dream. So how about you GET OFF OF FREAKIN' FACEBOOK AND ACTUALLY PARENT??!
Please stop charging me for things and then making me pay for stuff myself. I don't get an allowance, I don't have time for a job during the school year because I'm so busy trying to keep up my grades, and you took the babysitting job I used to have. How am I supposed to pay for things with no job, no allowance, and you charging my for stupid things like having to clean my room? Do i get to charge you for all the times I'm stuck watching my siblings?
Sincerely, teenage, poor, and frustrated
Dear drunk driver that popped up on the curb in front of my house,
I hope you crash. I hope your car bursts into flames and you have to drag your broken body out of the wreckage. I hope you have to live in a wheelchair, remembering your stupidity every time you see your burned face in the mirror.
Sincerely, you came within an inch of hitting my children, you moronic jackass
Please stop reading my texts when I go to bed. My social life is none of your business.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter who just wants a little privacy!
My condolences on the fact that you have terminal cancer (and may I say you look, and sound, very healthy for being in Stage Four). However, the fact that you "don't have long" to enjoy these video games doesn't qualify you to pay even less for them than you already are. You don't have long to enjoy your money, either, so you might as well hand the requiste amount over to us to pay for those games you so dearly want.
Sincerely, You already got a 20% discount, so I don't know what more you want
Please find a cure to HIV. I don't want to be treated like I have the plague anymore.
Sincerely, an unlucky kid who misses giving his mom a hug.
Dear best friend of mine,
Please stop looking down on the things I love just because you don't understand them.
Sincerely, your hurt friend
My dear boys,
Please don't forget me!!!
Sincerely, Sincerely, Mom (who just lost custody because she had to get a FT job after a divorce)
I don't know what your issue is, or what mental handicap you have, but you need to get a grip. You don't get a free pass to attack someone just because she walked by you on the "wrong side".
Sincerely, if that sort of thing sets you off, you probably should just stay home
Dear divers honking at me because i am going to slow for you.,
I was in a car wreck the other day! Im still a little shaken up!
Sincerely, calm the hell down and leave me alone!
Dear chemistry professor,
Please don't start class 10 minutes late and then expect us to stay when you go 5 minutes over.
Sincerely, not being late for my next class
Please stop comparing me to my big sister.. I can't take it..
Sincerely, little sister living in the shadow
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop staring. Can you not tell it's a fake baby?! Are people really this stupid?
Sincerely, it's for school, and i'm definitely still a virgin.