Dear teacher who made me repeat that paragraph 3 times,,
Please know, I have a severe speech implement, I went to speech therapy for 7 years to fix it, and the stress your class is giving me in school has made it come back.
Sincerely, I got as close as I can. Please move on before I break down.
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Sincerely, a man failed by you
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear parents who say my insomnia is my own fault that I can fix myself,
Maybe if you actually listened when I tried talking to you, you'd know why I can't sleep. You could probably fix it too. But forcing me into bed at 10pm is just making it worse.
Sincerely, starting to fail classes from lack of sleep
Sticks and stones may break her bones but names could make her starve herself to death
Sincerely, knock it off
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
Please stop getting so emotional about me eating meat. You don't eat meat, and I respect that. But must you sit here and tell me about how I'm a murderer for eating meat, something my body can't function without?
Sincerely, I'm just craving a hamburger, is it really worth giving an hour long rant?
Love is colorblind. Please accept our relationship.
Sincerely, a white boy dating a black girl
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.
Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Sincerely, Girl who can only date white guys.
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
You have got to be sh*ttin' me. Co-ed bathrooms...
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't want to use the restroom next to their crush
Dear guys who want to "get to know me" now that I wear makeup and ride a streetbike,
Please turn around and don't stop walking
Sincerely, the tomboy you never gave a second glance before
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Sincerely, an atheist
Dear students who complain about getting their grades back,,
You had to do ONE paper, and your teacher has to grade 80 . Have some respect.
Sincerely, a teacher's daughter who never sees her mom, because she's always grading papers