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Dear principal who just told me to turn over my "I love boobies" bracelet,
My mom has breast cancer...
Dear bag boy at the grocery store,
Making fun of my food choice is not flirting, it's rude.
Dear non-stick pan,
One of us HAS to be wrong...
Dear creepy girl making fun of the fat girl,
You can grow out of fat, you can't grow out of creepy.
Dear man at the gym who keeps stealing my water bottle,
Please enjoy the estrogen supplements. They should catch up to you in day or two.
Dear idiot who pulled the fire alarm at 3 AM in a snowstorm,
The whole dorm is hunting for you.
Dear ignorant people,
Please refrain from asking us who the "guy" is in our relationship. That is the point of being a lesbian couple. There is no guy.
Dear "Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful.",
Oh we don't....
Dear great grandma,
No, I do not own any slaves...
Dear Mom,
Thanks for telling me about borrowing my favorite sweater and spilling coffee all down the front of it.
Dear couple making out in the middle of the hallway,
While I realize that your love may be boundless, this hallway is only four feet wide and I'm late for class.
Dear ladies who blame their insecurities on Disney,
Vogue? Fine. Cosmo? Fine. Hollywood? Fine. Cartoon animation of fairytales? Not sure I follow your logic...
Dear single girls,
Please stop questioning our sexuality.
Dear Mexican women painting my toenails,
I speak fluent Spanish and understand every word you're saying.
Dear math teacher who told me to read the note I passed out loud,
"Suicide isn't the answer. You are beautiful, creative and talented and you are going to go so far if you give life a chance."
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