Please stop making me re-write my older brother's college essays for him, and then yell at me when he gets bad grades on anything. I don't care if he needs a good grade, I have my own homework to do. He's five years older than me, he can figure it out.
Sincerely, I'm only 15. Seriously.
Dear kid who just said,"Thanks for 9/11".,
You're and idiot. Thanks for bringing down the IQ of the world.
Sincerely, I'm Indian. Not all brown people are the same.
Please start acting more like a father. Calling me names, constantly hurting me, making me feel like an idiot, and thinking that you can cure this all with money isn't paternal. It's abuse. And it's why I've considered suicide multiple times. I shouldn't be terrified to live in my own home.
Sincerely, I just want a real father.
Dear best friend,
It's not funny when you text me after school induction day to say that you've found four awesome new friends, that you've replaced me and don't want me anymore. You know I have abandonment issues.
Sincerely, at least I know it took FOUR of them to replace ONE of me...
Dear "Christian" boy who sexually violated my nonbelieving friend,,
You can't just say "God's on my side" and then turn around and start touching her. This is why people hate us.
Sincerely, a Christian girl who is tired of hypocrites
Dear idiots using their cell while driving,
I hate you.
Sincerely, heaven may have gotten another angel, but I lost my mommy.
Dear soon to be ex-boyfriend,,
Thanks for remembering we had plans, it was wonderful walking in on you and some other girl making out.
Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend
Dear "Best Friends",
Please know that I hope you have a great life, sorry for bothering you with my existence, I thought we were 'best friends forever' but apparently, we were 'best friends for as long as I was useful'
Sincerely, I'm still missing you....
I'm seriously tired of you making plans with me, then blowing me off and putting other things before me. You've been doing it all my life and it hurts. You don't do it to anyone but me...
Sincerely, your daughter who's done trying to spend time with you
Stop laughing at my attempts at socializing, I'm trying to become more confident.
Sincerely, Your socially awkward employee
Dear Lesbians at the Hotel Pool,
As much as I agree with gay rights, do you really thinks it is appropriate to basically dry hump each other when my two year old and 7 year old are watching?
Sincerely, Mommy! I want to play with them.
Dear health teacher,
Please give a trigger warning before you put up an ad about being raped on the board.
Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
Sincerely, Tired and Grumpy Resident.
Dear callers from my brother's school,
Please don't ask for my mother. She's dead, your systems know that, and you can't be upset if I hang up with you or think you're a fraud.
Sincerely, grieving daughter
Dear person who called me a whore for wearing a tampon,
Should I start calling you a baby? Because pads feel like diapers when I wear them.
Sincerely, I enjoy putting in a tampon as much as you enjoy wearing your pad