Dear Guy behind me mking fun of my limp,
I shattered my hip protecting your rights not sleeping around or getting beat for not making a sandwich.
Sincerely, blushing wounded vet explaining to her kids why mommy wants to cry
Dear male teacher,
Please dont tap girls shoulders to see if they are wearing a bra
Sincerely, girl with a bra
Dear Kids in my art class,
Please Stop throwing things in my hair. Just because I pay attention in class and love it doesn't mean you should punish me
Sincerely, Nerdy, quiet girl in the front row
Dear office manager at work,
Thanks for telling me, "You've got bags under your eyes to go with your baggy shirt."
Sincerely, I came back to work after the flu for this?
Dear pet rescue,
That Great Dane didn't have to get put down. You had 8 people apply for her, myself included and you didn't approve anyone.
Sincerely, stop being mad at people for buying dogs when it's your fault for not approving anybody!
Dear person who said PMS was all in our head,
I wasn't told I was going to be bent over in agonizing pain for three days because of cramps
Sincerely, It's not "just in our heads"
Dear random strangers,
Please stop stopping me when I'm on my walk to tell me what a great thing I'm doing and how I'll be so much happier when I drop the weight.
Sincerely, walking for stress relief not to lose weight
Dear Jerks Yelling At The Poor Waitress For Their 'Bad' Food,
You do realize that she doesn't actually cook the food right? Complaining is one thing, demeaning her until she's nearly in tears is another. Besides, if I were you, I'd be nicer to the person that will be handling your food.
Sincerely, Person in the booth behind you who knows firsthand how awful public service jobs can be
Dear co-worker who consistently uses the staff washroom before me,
Please either A) don't take a giant dump at work or B) Learn how to flush the toilet.
Sincerely, your co-worker who doesn't like to smell or see your shit.
So, you think I'm being and selfish and irresponsible because I didn't attend your daughter's wedding shower? Well maybe if anyone had bothered to tell me about it, I would have been there.
Sincerely, Out of the loop bridesmaid
Dear divorced parents,
Stop blaming each other and realize it's both of you who put me in the middle. This doesn't have to be a war.
Sincerely, even your eighteen year old son cried saying he couldn't take it anymore so cut it out.
Dear mom of four,
Please do not hold your kids' heads under water in the pool. I didn't realize parents had to be told this.
Sincerely, the concerned lifeguard.
Dear 11th grade history teacher,
Please stop with the 2 hours of homework every night. Did you know we have 5 other classes besides yours?
Sincerely, students are not robots
Dear guy who followed me through the parking lot at a slow roll while blasting misogynistic rap from his overcompensatingly tricked-out pickup truck,
Please stop being such a creeper. You're not fooling anyone when you pass literally dozens of empty spaces.
Sincerely, I hope you are the first known fatality from genital warts.