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Dear people who think only white people are racist,
There's a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, "I love being black!" if there was an "I love being white!" one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don't see any scholarships for being white. It's not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it's perfectly acceptable to call a white person a "cracker."
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Next time you screw two girls over, you better make sure they're not friends first.
Dear girls on tv who wake up in the middle of the night,
Who looks that good at three in the morning?!
Dear guys opening my backpack,
Please don't freak out when you find my tampons and pads...
Dear people wearing turbans,
If I look at you strangely, I promise that it's not because I think that you're a terrorist. I'm just trying to figure out if Voldemort is hiding under that turban.
Dear Trojan Condom commercial,
Please don't air while I'm watching Saturday Night Live with my teenage brother and my very strict father.
Dear Microsoft Word,
That's a word, I swear!
Dear men,
Please wear suits more often. It is probably the sexiest thing ever.
Dear Asians,
Please stop getting offended when I don't know what nationality you are.
Dear Society,
When you are in a relationship on Facebook it means you're a couple, but when you are married on Facebook it means you are best friends?
Dear Facebook,
Why is there an option for an expected child as a family member?
Dear student whose paper I'm grading,
I quote; "i thnk abraham linkin was som rndom guy, i guess. idk. he hd a funny ht. he shood c som1 abut tht............"
Dear fellow middle school students,
Don't stare at me because I've never had a boyfriend, or a first kiss, and I'm still a virgin... We're in middle school. MIDDLE SCHOOL.
Dear nerd bride and groom,
And THAT'S why I shoved you into the same locker...
Dear teachers,
So, you give us about a day to write a 3 page paper, but you give yourselves about a month to grade it?
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