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Dear Mom,
Couldn't you at least say you were happy for us before yelling at me?
Dear Mom and Dad,
Thank you for putting my 21 year old cat down without telling me.
Dear Mom,
I try so hard, and I've come so far. Please say your proud. Or that you love me. Or at least stop hitting me.
Dear Mom,
Please I broke up with my boyfriend because he was pretty mean and I didn't see a serious future with him. We only dated for 5 months and whenever he was stressed he'd take it out on me by calling me "a selfish needy girlfriend." In my eyes, that is not a good boyfriend.
Dear parents,
Please stop telling me that I'm "too fat". I know I'm overweight, but I'm honestly trying to lose weight. I'm exercising everyday, and eating healthier. It's even worse when you say I'll "never lose all that fat".
Dear random guys on the street,
Please stop cat-calling, staring, flirting, and groping me.
Dear bullies,
you won
Dear former owners of my puppy,
If I somehow found out who you are, you'd be lucky to escape. There's no cause for nearly breaking an 8 week old puppy's leg. None. It breaks my heart to see her flinch, when all I want to do is pet her. Thankfully we got her out of the shelter when we did, and we are never going to raise our hands to her. She is slowly learning that my husband and I love her, and we are never going to give up on her. That's what families do for each other.
Dear classmate who just told a rape joke,
There's 25 people in this room. Statistically, you've just reminded 5 people of the possibly worst thing that has ever happened to them, for the sake of your own amusement. Congrats on being the asshole of the day!
Dear Cousin,
We know that you like to dress a little more provocatively than our otherwise conservative family, and we're happy to leave you to your decisions normally, but seriously? A hot pink sleeveless midriff that basically functions as a bra and daisy dukes? It's our grandma's funeral. Have a little respect.
Dear mother,
Did you just call me fat and then tell me to go bake you muffins?
Dear cancer,
She would have been 5.
Dear parents,
Please stop telling everyone how well my siblings are doing in school and how disappointed you are in me when their grades are lower than mine.
Dear Cancer.,
What did I ever do to you?
Dear best friend's dad,
Your daughter is crying because you are are playing a power struggle using her and her 8 year old sister against your ex-wife; not because of "teenage girls and their drama". You should not limit or monitor her phone calls to her mom.
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