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Dear Parents,
Please continue making me live with a dangerous older brother, who is a legal adult who you don't HAVE to house, feed, pay the bills to keep him from getting sued, and letting me live my adolescence locked in my bedroom scared for my safety.
Dear best friend,
It's not funny when you text me after school induction day to say that you've found four awesome new friends, that you've replaced me and don't want me anymore. You know I have abandonment issues.
Dear Drama teacher,
Thank you so much for telling me that 'maybe Shakespeare just isn't your thing' shaming me into quitting the production. I decided that I want to be involved in this really badly so I become stage manager (hard work for a teenage girl at school to end up being the whole tech team and co-director). When I ended up working harder and doing more than you, even though I have school work I thought my name would at least be in the programme or something. No one knew how much time and effort I put into this; sacrificing my school work.
Dear costumer who told me I gave them the wrong change,
Please realize that the ten dollars you convinced me I owed you came out of my pocket when the drawer came out low.
Dear snobby girls in English ,
Please Stop calling me a lesbian behind my back
Dear Teenage Family,
Please Know that my judgmental looks didnt come from the fact that you look like you're 12 and have a kid, or the fact that your boyfriend glared at me when he walked right through the door and I held it open for you ecause you were carrying said baby. They came from when you got in the car, closed up all the windows, AND THEN BOTH OF YOU LIT CIGIRETTES!
Dear Dad,
Please stop reminding me how stupid I am. I am trying, but dealing with depression is hard - especially when you don't know I'm struggling with it. I'm afraid to tell you, because you will just tell me I'm being dramatic.
Dear older sister,
How about NOT smoking while your severely asthmatic little sister is in the car.
Dear overgrown boys who came through the drive through yesterday,
Please remember we sell burgers, not women.
Dear ex boyfriend,
At least try to not suck her face in public, it's only been a week....my friends see you and I can too.
Dear perv in my English class,
Please stop making sexual jokes about me like I can't hear you
Dear friends who keep complaining I have quit smoking,
Please be proud of me and support me
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Dear Ladies,
Please remember going to a gay bar is fine, but slapping and swearing at gay guys who don't want to sleep with you makes you an arse
Dear U.S. army,
I got a medal for killing two men, but a discharge for loving one?
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