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Dear God,
Don't you think taking away someone's baby on Mother's Day is a little messed up?
Dear weather network,
You are all liars!
Dear straight boys,
No, you can't watch.
Dear Barbie,
You ruined all blonde girls chances of being considered smart.
Dear mom,
I am not your house elf!
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Dear girls,
Please stop complaining about your periods. Would you rather be pregnant?
Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Dear Life,
Please Take back your lemons and give me Nutella.
Dear Queen Elizabeth,
This new colony was a bad idea. I want to come home.
Dear America,
Please keep Justin! We don't want him back.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Dear teens who have sex,
Please realize that the ability to have intercourse does not mean you are responsible enough to handle the consequences.
Dear idiots in horror movies,
Please DO NOT SEPARATE! Stay with the group! And do NOT open the ominous door!
Dear Disney lovers,
Mulan was not a princess. Nor was Belle.
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