Dear teacher at my school,
Next time you're at the urinal next to a student, just don't say anything.
Sincerely, "whoa, your parents gave you a gift!"
Dear boy who opened the door for me,
I'm sorry that I didn't notice you and went through the other door. Thank you for chasing me down, dragging me back into the building with you and making me go through the door while you held it.
Sincerely, You made my life...and now I have a crush on you!
You brought mosquitos and you didn't bring us?!
Dear White people,
You all look the same too...
Dear Boyfriend and Girlfriend,
I don't swim in your bed, so please don't have sex in my pool.
Sincerely, Lifeguards Everywhere
Dear Guy at my recital taking flash photography,
You know I have to be able to read my music right?
Sincerely, DEAR LORD I'M BLIND
Today in class the girl next to me was trimming her split ends and the two people in front of me were having a breath holding competition.
Sincerely, I'm in med school... Meet your future doctors.
Dear kid who came into my class late,
Wow, I love that your mom brought me a note telling me how your dog ate your homework. Actually, I was super excited and entertained by my first "dog ate my homework" note. Hilarious....but then I heard you telling your friends about how you taught your dog to eat paper....
Sincerely, your teacher who knows you are going places
You are just my oversized Sims game
Dear male gynecologist,
"Please remove your bottom underwear"
Sincerely, How hard is it to say panties?
Dear "Pretty" girls at my school,
You do realize that back in the 1800's, the only women who wore make-up were prostitutes?
Sincerely, it explains SO much.
I thought you were texting in class. Instead, I see you playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance. Carry on.
Dear Boyfriend thinking he's going to do "No Shave November",
Of course I support you! As a matter of fact, I think I 'll do it with you!
Sincerely, What's that? You changed your' mind??
If your pants were up, you might have gotten away.
Sincerely, over-weight cop who caught you tripping