Couldn't you at least say you were happy for us before yelling at me?
Sincerely, your gay daughter crying on her wedding day.
Dear Mom and Dad,
Thank you for putting my 21 year old cat down without telling me.
Sincerely, would have liked to say goodbye
I try so hard, and I've come so far. Please say your proud. Or that you love me. Or at least stop hitting me.
Sincerely, The bruises aren’t from falling down the stairs.
Please I broke up with my boyfriend because he was pretty mean and I didn't see a serious future with him. We only dated for 5 months and whenever he was stressed he'd take it out on me by calling me "a selfish needy girlfriend." In my eyes, that is not a good boyfriend.
Sincerely, stop saying he was too good for me!
Please stop telling me that I'm "too fat". I know I'm overweight, but I'm honestly trying to lose weight. I'm exercising everyday, and eating healthier. It's even worse when you say I'll "never lose all that fat".
Sincerely, 5'4" and 138 pounds, but getting lighter everyday!
Dear random guys on the street,
Please stop cat-calling, staring, flirting, and groping me.
Sincerely, I'm 13
Sincerely, the kid you used to beat up every day who now suffers severe social anxiety
Dear former owners of my puppy,
If I somehow found out who you are, you'd be lucky to escape. There's no cause for nearly breaking an 8 week old puppy's leg. None. It breaks my heart to see her flinch, when all I want to do is pet her. Thankfully we got her out of the shelter when we did, and we are never going to raise our hands to her. She is slowly learning that my husband and I love her, and we are never going to give up on her. That's what families do for each other.
Sincerely, You missed out on a hell of a dog
Dear classmate who just told a rape joke,
There's 25 people in this room. Statistically, you've just reminded 5 people of the possibly worst thing that has ever happened to them, for the sake of your own amusement. Congrats on being the asshole of the day!
Sincerely, want a diploma?
We know that you like to dress a little more provocatively than our otherwise conservative family, and we're happy to leave you to your decisions normally, but seriously? A hot pink sleeveless midriff that basically functions as a bra and daisy dukes? It's our grandma's funeral. Have a little respect.
Sincerely, At the very least you could have worn black...
Did you just call me fat and then tell me to go bake you muffins?
Sincerely, .... really?
She would have been 5.
Sincerely, a former mother.
Please stop telling everyone how well my siblings are doing in school and how disappointed you are in me when their grades are lower than mine.
Sincerely, I get you hate me but you don't have to tell the whole world.
What did I ever do to you?
Sincerely, you killed my mother, sister, and best friend.
Dear best friend's dad,
Your daughter is crying because you are are playing a power struggle using her and her 8 year old sister against your ex-wife; not because of "teenage girls and their drama". You should not limit or monitor her phone calls to her mom.
Sincerely, that is abuse.