Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Sincerely, so don't tell me I'm too young. I already know.
I just need to get this off my chest. I am a man who was raped by a woman who is not going to prison because she’s female and I’m male; therefore, I must have enjoyed it. My rape is either completely ignored or, when it is acknowledged, made fun of. I am called a “fag” because men are supposed to always want sex, according to society and feminists. “Only men are rapists and only women are victims.” Why are you still allowing that lie to be perpetuated? Even now, I hide my identity out of fear of being mocked, ridiculed, and attacked by both men and women.
Dear LDS Parents,
Please let me back into your home. It's cold in my car.
Sincerely, your newly-outed trans daughter
Dear first real boyfriend,
Yes, I'm 18. Yes, you're 22. But we've been dating a week. And you were my first kiss. And you know that. So stop asking about sex. It's not happening anytime soon.
Sincerely, 'no pressure'? Right....
I showed up in your office today, telling you I need better coping skills for living with my husband's condition. You told me that clearly I am doing fine, it's HIM you need to be seeing, and ushered me out of your office 30 minutes early. I can't MAKE him make appointments and keep them. I can only change ME.
Sincerely, So sorry I'm not screwed up enough for you to help
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
Sincerely, your newly 16 year old daughter
Dear mean kids in my grade,
Please be aware of the fact that saying you won't miss me next year and no one will ever like me here so I should go now... actually does have an effect on me.
Sincerely, the girl you heard crying in the bathroom, yelled shut-up to, then left
Dear older brother,
Please stop putting me down and making me feel fat, worthless, and ugly.
Sincerely, Now im starting to believe you too.
Please don't tell your children about the "fat girl" next door, as my window is wide open and you smoke your 3 packs that drift into my window.
Sincerely, I'm 9 months pregnant and can hear (and smell) you..
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Sincerely, You Won't Even Put Them Down When I Ask...
Dear girl that makes fun of my friend,
He has feelings too. You barely know him and he's actually really cool, but you'll never know that because you're too busy judging him and making fun of him. He's even contemplated suicide because of people like you.
Sincerely, you make me sick
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
Sincerely, 9 months pregnant.
Dear rude old Lady,
Yes I will ignore you and use the handicapped parking at the supermarket
Sincerely, Girl who just lost boths legs and can only walk short distances on prosthetics right now
Please stop letting your friends park their cars on our front lawn. I get that our doors are right next to each other but the street is literally five feet from my door. Walking the extra five feet won't hurt. My yard already looks like crap without your friends' tire tracks all over it.
Sincerely, annoyed neighbor