Please Stop playing video games for a day and help me raise our kid. I love you, but I'm getting fed up.
Sincerely, Your girlfriend who is tired of feeling like a single parent
Please love me
Sincerely, I'm sorry if I have been a burden
Please stop texting while driving and threaten to ground me when I tell you to stop. You are the single mother of 6 children who need you.
Sincerely, daughter with common sense.
Dear frat house across from the practice field,
Please do not blast a metronome with a different tempo from what we're playing to screw us up. It was funny the first 5 minutes, not the whole hour and a half long rehearsal.
Sincerely, 380 band kids that now hate you
Dear creepy band director,
Please don't yell at me for wearing a nice blouse and burmuda shorts to the graduation performance instead of a sun dress like the rest of the girls in band, I prefer not to have my ass stared at by you. Also, you said summer dress casual, not summer dress.
Sincerely, clarinetist that knows how gross you are and doesn't want to have to deal with it
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Sincerely, Depressed friend
Dear McDonald's down the road that just hired the biggest pot head in my grade when he walked in and asked for a job,
I'm a job hunting Junior with a 4.013 GPA, have applied to you 3 times, given you my resume, and attempted to set up an interview on multiple occasions.
Sincerely, not sure on what planet that makes sense...
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Sincerely, Must Be A TwiHard.
Please explain how alienating our son, making him hate me, is "in his best interest". Hate is NOT a family value.
Sincerely, Loving (not hating) Mom
Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Sincerely, this is the SIXTH in the same pack I've found that had mold on the meat.
I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Sincerely, And You Wonder Why I'm Fustrated All The Time
So my brother isn't hungry for dinner and you yell at me, saying it's my fault. I haven't even seen him all day!
Sincerely, I just can't win
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt