Dear Girl who hit my parents with her van,
Having a license doesn't mean you shoud drive, and look both ways when you pull into traffic. That motorcycle you hit hurt more lives than you know.
Sincerely, The girl who's family has been torn apart for the past 10 years because of you.
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Sincerely, an average, plain girl
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Sincerely, Always wondering father
Dear Restaurant Customer,
Please wait until I finish my introduction (or, at the very least, my sentence) to tell me your drink order. You can wait 10 more seconds. And for the love of god do NOT snap your fingers at me! This job is degrading enough.
Sincerely, Your Local Server... who happens to be a nice person
Thank you for telling me I look beautiful. This week, I've been called a fat bitch and had a friend joke that I look pregnant.
Sincerely, trying to recover from anorexia.
Dear parents ,
Thanks for listening when I told you what foods I can't eat.
Sincerely, you just bought everything that will make me sick.
Dear waitress judging me,
I'm fat, not pregnant, but thanks for your unnecessary concern.
Sincerely, "pregnant" lady ordering alcohol.
Dear Ex Boyfriend's new girlfriend,
I broke up with him. Please stop telling people I'm jealous of you.
Sincerely, I've known you since I was 8 and have never been jealous.
Dear woman at the supermarket the other day,
It is neither your business nor your right to chasten others about charity with snarky comments and stupid giggles when you have no clue about what goes on in their life. Maybe I donate lots to charity, more than just two dollars: time.
Sincerely, An "uncharitable" person with $0.73 remaining
Why do you decide to vacuum at 6:30 in the morning?
Sincerely, you woke me up from my hogwarts dream
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Dear girl on the bus,
I am sorry that your boyfriend broke up you. However, that does NOT give you the right to assault the lady who came over to ask if you were alright. If the bus driver hadn't made you get off at the next stop, I would have forced you off myself.
Sincerely, a pissed fellow traveler
Dear angry boss,
I showed up to work late to drive my 18-year old paraplegic sister to special-ed.
Sincerely, I did not oversleep.
Dear best friends who thought they were being funny,
Please remember that just because im "innocent" doesn't mean i don't know what a vibrator is
Sincerely, the horrified friend trying to figure out how to take your gift home