Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Sincerely, I'm 15. The child is my niece.
Dear people who ask me when I'm going to real college,
Please tell me, since when is community college fake?
Sincerely, annoyed senior
Dear whoever just pulled the fire alarm,
Are you aware that it's 2 degrees out?
Sincerely, you have to stand outside, too...
You may identify as male, but you are still biologically female, so no, I'm not being bigoted when I can't sign you up for a prostate exam. The system will literally not allow me to.
Sincerely, the "bitch" receptionist
Please tell me how my best friend who was passing safely and legally deserves a $50 ticket and threats of license suspension, but my ex who nearly killed us going twice the posted speed limit towards oncoming traffic got off with just an $80 ticket?
Sincerely, pissed off young adult
Bacon isn't actually as good as you make it out to be.
Sincerely, yeah, I just went there
Dear student who failed the test and is now mad at me,
Please realize that everything you needed to know is in your textbook. Which I told you. After I devoted two extra hours to the subject and gave extensive notes. Plus told you to email me if you had any trouble learning for the test.
Sincerely, HOW exactly is it my fault you failed?
Dear transgendered female patient:,
Please stop swearing at me and threatening to report me to the Board of Medicine. You don't have a vagina or uterus, so I can't actually do a pelvic exam. And I'm an OB-Gyn: I don't do prostate exams. I also can't prescribe you birth control - because it wouldn't work
Sincerely, Just trying to provide good health care here
Dear movie theaters,
Please stop overpricing everything. I'm not paying $5 for a candy bar. Or being broke every time I go see a movie.
Sincerely, a broke student
Dear math teacher,
Please don't only show us the easiest examples and then give us the hard assignments
Sincerely, went from 1 2 to 6x tan42-863/9
I'm a growing girl who plays a bajillion sports and has an extremely hight metabolism.
Sincerely, I'm starving. You're my mother. For gods sake, cook!
Please stop complaining about the drawings on my arm.
Sincerely, I pick up a pen instead of a knife.
Dear black people,
You haven't had it all that bad really.
Sincerely, a Jew.
Dear university science departments,
Why do you schedule all the midterms/finals in the same week?!
Sincerely, stressed out college student