Dear best friend's dad,
Your daughter is crying because you are are playing a power struggle using her and her 8 year old sister against your ex-wife; not because of "teenage girls and their drama". You should not limit or monitor her phone calls to her mom.
Sincerely, that is abuse.
Dear Public Speaking Professor,
Please understand that telling me I will never be a good public speaker moments before I give a speech was not a good idea.
Sincerely, Nearly had a panic attack during the speech
Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Sincerely, An adopted boy who is tired of being yelled at
Dear boyfriend's family,
Please stop telling me that you like me because I make him happy, then tell him everything I did wrong the second I leave. I'm not perfect, I'm going to make mistakes, but I'm really trying and I wish you could appreciate that. I know you're going to make him choose soon, and it'll break my heart when he chooses his family, as he should. I hope he finds that perfect girl, I really do, but I'm afraid no one will live up to your standards, and you'll make him miserable the rest of his life. Please just stop.
Sincerely, sobbing every night
What did I ever do to you?
Sincerely, you killed my mother, sister, and best friend.
We live in one of the safest neighborhoods in America, I'm a responsible girl who does what you say, I'm not hiding anything from you despite what you think, it's cold during the Winter nights, and sometimes, I want privacy.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter who's not allowed to close the door to her own bedroom
Dear white girls in my Japanese class,
Please know that some of us are here because we legitimately want to learn about Japan, the Japanese culture and language and not because we are trying to be better than you.
Sincerely, the group of black girls you just called "upitty" for studying something they love.
Dear roommate having sex in our room while I'm trying to sleep,
have you no shame?
Sincerely, disrespected roommate
Dear Insufferable woman,
Please Don't call me a pervert for picking your daughter up
Sincerely, The guy who plucked your toddler out of the road when there were cars coming
Please stop mocking because I love drawing. Please stop saying I draw Pokemon and just Pokemon when the style I draw in looks nothing alike and saying how stupid both the show's appearance and the idea of me drawing is even more stupider.
Sincerely, I used to love that show you know
You were all jealous when I told you my boyfriend surprised me with a candlelit bubble bath, and then a massage. You didn't have to say you were surprised "black guys could be sweet."
Sincerely, race doesn't matter, only love.
Dear kid who just called me a white supremacist because I shaved my head,
Please learn why people do things before you judge.
Sincerely, I did it to show support for my uncle who just had brain surgery you moron...
I'm flattered by the fact that you like my body shape, seriously, but I feel the tiniest bit objectified when all you know me by is 'that one girl with the nice rack'.
Sincerely, I've been in your class for the last four years
Dear Older brother,
Please stop calling me a freak, I have enough scars as is. Just because I'm not like you doesn't mean that I should be shunned
Sincerely, your little sister