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Dear family members,
Please know that getting into public Facebook drama is incredibly passive-aggressive. I love you and everything, but please. People you don't even KNOW can see all our dirty laundry!
Dear judgmental Athiest who thinks that he is better than everybody else,
You feel like religious people force their views down everybody's throats? Tell me again (for the thousandth time) how religion is pathetic and how everyone who believes in a god is stupid.
Dear female customer,
No, I don't think you are weak. I offer to help every customer get their supplies to their car, it is one of my jobs as a greeter. But if you want to be a bitch about it, then I just sit here and smile as you drop your bags of gravel on your feet.
Dear Creepy man getting out of his car,
Please stop staring at me like you're going to break into my car and kidnap me.
Dear Bunny,
Please don't run across the road like some sort of daredevil
Dear Kindle haters,
Please don't tell me how much better books are than eReaders: I know. I recieved my Kindle as a gift, and it is simply cheaper and more convient to read and buy books. If I had endless amounts of money and the ability to go to the bookstore and buy books I would. It dosn't mean I am not a true literature lover or that I don't ever read "true" books, nor does it mean you are better than me because you do.
Dear family,
Please stop asking when I am having kids.
Dear people who say they are "asexual",
Everyone feels sexual feelings. Even if its directed towards yourself. It's part of being human. You are not like a flower just because you don't feel the need for sex. A human cannot be asexual.
Dear society,
Please understand that it's not "cool" to be a perfectionist and then say "sorry I'm soooo OCD". It's a real problem (a disorder!) and there's much more to it than perfectionism. Look it up sometime. Trust me, you don't want to have it.
Dear Broken Heart,
Please be patient. Hell, it wasn't too long ago we realized we're gay. Love isn't a race - let's figure ourself out first.
Dear Cigarette Smokers,
Please stop leaving your cigarette butts on the sidewalk. You're not the only one who uses these spaces, and innocent animals don't know to avoid them.
Dear People who say 'High School isn't that bad',
I don't know what planet you guys live on, but it's pretty shit down here. I'm happy that you guys survived but a little support for those who aren't as lucky would be great.
Dear World,
Please stop saying it's wrong or not normal for teenagers to be having sex. According to biology, yeah, it's totally normal. In fact, we're wired to do so. Nowadays it's just impractical and unwise, but it's certainly not strange.
Dear customer who looked at me like I was idiot when I asked what kind when they ordered a small,
We have 24 flavors.
Dear people,
Please learn that there are only THREE races in the world....they are white, black, and yellow (Asians; their color). All those other words like Indian, Mexican, Brazilian, Latino, Native American, Chinese, Hawaiian, Alaskan, etc describe ethnicity. Not race.
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