Also By Us Slow Robot I Waste So Much Time I Waste So Much Money
SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear gangster blasting music from your car,
Thank you for parking right outside my bathroom window. I enjoyed dancing to your groovy song.
Dear rude customer,
Enjoy the "special" sauce.
Dear doctors,
I don't care how old I am, or that you had to pin me down. Shots will never stop hurting!
Dear girls,
We like you for your brains, not your body.
Dear worksheet,
Please don't have a backside, PLEASE don't have a backside!
Dear Lower 48,
Please remember that there are FIFTY States! How about you start including us in sweepstakes and shipping options! Are you with me Hawaii?
Dear questioning trick or treaters,
I'm a cat burglar.
Dear beach-goers,
Thanks for the take-out!
Dear teacher who said not to procrastinate,
Thanks for the tip.
Dear man who thought the world would end in May,
So you reviewed your math, and you were five months off? Now the world is ending in October? Wow, the people who sold their house because of you are probably pissed!
Dear robber,
Please don't steal people's money that's our job!
Dear people everywhere,
How would you like it if I turned you on and left?
Dear chocolate milk,
Please stay in my nose when I laugh.
Dear kitchen table,
Look, I know that I spilled nail polish on you, but you didn't have to attack my hip.
Dear friend,
No, the fact that your vacuum is broken doesn't suck, it blows.
THIS IS PAGE 2
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © DEARBLANKPLEASEBLANK.COM - CONTACT US - TERMS AND PRIVACY - ABOUT US