Dear McDonald's down the road that just hired the biggest pot head in my grade when he walked in and asked for a job,
I'm a job hunting Junior with a 4.013 GPA, have applied to you 3 times, given you my resume, and attempted to set up an interview on multiple occasions.
Sincerely, not sure on what planet that makes sense...
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Dear guy who just attempted to rape me ,
Just because I'm a 5 foot nothing, teenage girl doesn't mean I can't take care of myself .
Sincerely, 15 year old gymnast who just beat you up
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Sincerely, Depressed friend
Please explain how alienating our son, making him hate me, is "in his best interest". Hate is NOT a family value.
Sincerely, Loving (not hating) Mom
I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Sincerely, And You Wonder Why I'm Fustrated All The Time
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt
Dear rude old Lady,
Yes I will ignore you and use the handicapped parking at the supermarket
Sincerely, Girl who just lost boths legs and can only walk short distances on prosthetics right now
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Sincerely, I've had two panic attacks in the last week
Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Sincerely, this is the SIXTH in the same pack I've found that had mold on the meat.
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Sincerely, you smell like a damn dumpster and I hate you
Please stop giving me ads for weight loss.
Sincerely, recovering anorexic
Dear girl screaming at the bus driver,
Are you blind, or just stupid? The bus driver won't open the doors because we are in the center lane at a stop light, not at a bus stop.
Sincerely, pay attention
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Sincerely, Your "Barbie"
Dear bratty girl that I'm babysitting,
Please understand that I never want to look after you ever again. Blackmailing me by saying that if I don't give you a second dessert you'll tell your mom that I let you stay up late and I'll never work for your family again just won't work.
Sincerely, being poor is better than being tortured by a seven-year-old.