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Dear middle school girls on Facebook,
Addingg moree letterss doesn'tt makee you cuterr/smarterr/funnier/moree interestingg. In fact, it really just makes me want to hitt youu.
Dear guys talking about how their underwear supports their balls in class,
Yeah, and my favorite tampons are the ones that glide cause of the plastic.
Dear pants making companies,
Please stop making fake pockets.
Dear Twihards,
Yes, my name is Rosalie. No, my parents did not name me after the character. Stop asking.
Dear professor who gave me a 20 and my boyfriend a 92 on the same assignment,
I wrote and submitted both of them.
Dear above average student,
I bestow upon you the punishment of a group project... good luck!
Dear Texas,
So your telling me it's illegal for me to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel?
Dear lady with $500 sunglasses,
How about I get you a pair of nice $20 sunglasses, glue a random name brand and some rhinestones on it, and then you give me the rest of the money to buy things that actually matter.
Dear douche bags who used to pick on me in High School,
Revenge is so sweet.
Dear teachers,
How do you all manage to have equally illegible handwriting?
Dear Mom and Dad,
I know I don't believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa Clause, but that doesn't mean I don't like the candy or presents...
Dear radio stations,
It would take 6.5 days to listen to all the music in my iTunes library, yet you manage to play the same song twice in 10 minutes.
Dear P.E. Teacher,
Yes it can kill me.
Dear Prince Charming,
What were you gonna do if i didnt wake up?
Dear homeless guy trying to talk to me and my friend,
No, we're not ignoring you because you're black, we're ignoring you because it's late at night, we're two teenage girls walking alone, there's no one else on the street...
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