Dear boy I like,
Please stop messing with my feelings. I know you don't like me that way, so please stop kissing me and acting sweet and lovey-dovey one minute, and ignoring my existence the next.
Sincerely, a girl who's trying to get over you
Dear SENIOR sister who has three free periods,
Mom has the ER room night shift, and dad hasn't been home in years. I woke up at 5:00 to go for a run, make breakfast and lunch, finish studying for my chemistry test, then send our brother to school. You complain because I didn't do the dishes! Excuse me!
Sincerely, your 10th grade sister who is fed up.
Didn't think I'd hit you back this time,did you?
Sincerely, next time I'll knock you out.
So my brother isn't hungry for dinner and you yell at me, saying it's my fault. I haven't even seen him all day!
Sincerely, I just can't win
Please realize just because I'm a good student doesn't mean you have to grade my assignments harder then the rest.
Sincerely, frustrated student who got a C , while the dumbass next to me got an A for barely anything.
Just because I want to go shopping does not mean you can start yelling at me for being spoiled and pampered. I haven't gotten new clothes for 2 years.
Sincerely, is that another Gucci handbag?
Dear raging alcoholic grandmother,
Please quit starting random fights with me about how I don't acknowledge your existence, say thank you or come out of my "hole" of a bedroom. I act like this because everytime I try to say anything to you, you swear on the Holy Bible-that you don't even read-I'm giving you attitude or making faces behind your back. It's just the way my voice sounds, and my face looks. I'm a very deadpan kind of person, and if you cared enough to listen you would know that.
Sincerely, my head hurts, and my heart's been broken enough to not care anymore.
Yes, I am just buying my two girls ice cream, and no, my son doesn't get any. He has been throwing a tantrum this entire day, while both of my daughters have been well behaved, so they get rewarded with ice cream, and he doesn't. Please do not try and undercut my authority by giving him a cone anyway.
Sincerely, A mother who uses proper parenting techniques
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Sincerely, Your Atheist daughter
Dear my dad's girlfriend who's staying with us,
Please stop blaming every wrong thing you do on your mental problems.
Sincerely, your boyfriend's teenager daughter who knows you smoke weed
Dear "can't you see we're talking?!",
Yes, I can. I can also see that you are standing in front of the store I want to enter, and that you just glared at me when I asked you to please move. So, yes, I am just going to push past you.
Sincerely, that "rude moron"
Dear "Best Friend",
Really? I can't have my best friend over because he is your ex? Oh and now you're ignoring both of us. Well that's fantastic. Really. I wonder how you're going to react when I told you he gave me a hug because of my great grandmother dying. Oh wait I didn't tell you she's dying because you never listen anymore.
Sincerely, Your "sister"
Dear Dorm Douchebags,
How many times do I have to say, "I'm a lesbian" before you stop harassing me?
Sincerely, I wouldn't be interested even if I was straight
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Sincerely, he literally just kissed my cheek.