Dear parents ,
Thanks for listening when I told you what foods I can't eat.
Sincerely, you just bought everything that will make me sick.
Dear Restaurant Customer,
Please wait until I finish my introduction (or, at the very least, my sentence) to tell me your drink order. You can wait 10 more seconds. And for the love of god do NOT snap your fingers at me! This job is degrading enough.
Sincerely, Your Local Server... who happens to be a nice person
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop asking me where the border is.
Sincerely, Not every hispanic person is mexican.
Dear woman in Walmart yelling at me,
Please get your facts straight before you judge
Sincerely, the girl watching her nephew while her sister is doing her chemo
Thank you for telling me I look beautiful. This week, I've been called a fat bitch and had a friend joke that I look pregnant.
Sincerely, trying to recover from anorexia.
Dear waitress judging me,
I'm fat, not pregnant, but thanks for your unnecessary concern.
Sincerely, "pregnant" lady ordering alcohol.
I need advice on how to go through a breakup, and I don't have any friends. We were together about a year, and he broke up with me yesterday. I'm devastated and I don't know what to do. Please help?
Sincerely, broken hearted
Please stop blaming everybody for your mistakes. If you drop your laptop on the floor, you cannot blame me for breaking your laptop because I downloaded Chrome on it.
Sincerely, your fed-up daughter
Dear Ex Boyfriend's new girlfriend,
I broke up with him. Please stop telling people I'm jealous of you.
Sincerely, I've known you since I was 8 and have never been jealous.
Dear guy who just attempted to rape me ,
Just because I'm a 5 foot nothing, teenage girl doesn't mean I can't take care of myself .
Sincerely, 15 year old gymnast who just beat you up
Why do you decide to vacuum at 6:30 in the morning?
Sincerely, you woke me up from my hogwarts dream
Dear Mr. Obnoxious on my painball team,
Just because I'm part Japanese, dosn't mean you are obligated to yell "KAMKAZE!" everytime I throw a paint gernade. However, I am obligated to shoot you afterwards.
Sincerely, and I thought paintball would relieve stress
I'm sick. Can't even stand up without a coughing fit. You can't seriously expect me to do all this crap today.
Sincerely, this list of chores is insane, as are you
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Sincerely, I've had two panic attacks in the last week