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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Boyfriend,
Please Stop playing video games for a day and help me raise our kid. I love you, but I'm getting fed up.
Dear Parents,
Please love me
Dear mom,
Please stop texting while driving and threaten to ground me when I tell you to stop. You are the single mother of 6 children who need you.
Dear frat house across from the practice field,
Please do not blast a metronome with a different tempo from what we're playing to screw us up. It was funny the first 5 minutes, not the whole hour and a half long rehearsal.
Dear creepy band director,
Please don't yell at me for wearing a nice blouse and burmuda shorts to the graduation performance instead of a sun dress like the rest of the girls in band, I prefer not to have my ass stared at by you. Also, you said summer dress casual, not summer dress.
Dear fair-weather-friend,
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Dear McDonald's down the road that just hired the biggest pot head in my grade when he walked in and asked for a job,
I'm a job hunting Junior with a 4.013 GPA, have applied to you 3 times, given you my resume, and attempted to set up an interview on multiple occasions.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Dear Waitress,
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Dear Ex-Husband,
Please explain how alienating our son, making him hate me, is "in his best interest". Hate is NOT a family value.
Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Dear Husband,
I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Dear Mother,
So my brother isn't hungry for dinner and you yell at me, saying it's my fault. I haven't even seen him all day!
Dear mom,
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Dear roommate,
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
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