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Dear Bigioted Asshat,
Please quit telling me that I'm going to hell for sticking with my friends after he came out as being gay.
Dear classmate,
So according to you I'm racist because I don't like Indian food? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, I don't like curry or anything spicy?
Dear Conservative Christian School,
I never considered self harm until this year because of all the stress it causes me trying to follow all of your rules.
Dear boss,
You're putting too much responsibility on your part time workers. We're all university students, we can't afford to pick up extra hours and do work for you outside of our scheduled shifts. Hell, some of your staff are working 30 hours a week on top of their classes, and they ended up failing their finals as a result.
Dear ex best friend,
Please stop saying you did nothing wrong and sending your friends to attack me. You told my stalker ex everything and made out with him.
Dear math teacher.,
Please stop grading my work. It's for my benefit, and even though you give partial credit for wrong answers, you're counting off on problems I got right because I didn't do my work perfectly.
Dear Wife,
Please forgive me for being a shitty husband. Depression is a bitch and you deserve better, but on the upside you seem to have figured that out too. I'm sorry I wasted 10 years of your life.
Dear ER staff,
Please stop treating suicidal patients like we're a waste of resources. Do you think I chose to feel so shitty I want to die?
Dear period,
It has been 9 days, go away.
Dear co-workers,
I made fun of Christianity. You laughed along with me. I made fun of Islam and Hinduism, and you said I couldn't say things like that because I'd offend people of those religions. Is Christianity not a religion any more then?
Dear black customer,
You dropped and cracked a jar of jam at the counter and wanted to put it back. I politely told you that you had to buy it because you damaged it. You called me racist and said I was trying to force sub-par goods on black people. Don't you know that if *any* customer damages something, they have to buy it? You're one of the rudest, most stupid customers I've ever met.
Dear fellow restaurant diner,
If you're going to accuse me of stealing your friend's coat in front of the entire restaurant, the least you could do is apologise when you realise you're wrong
Dear classmates and teacher,
When we were learning about the European colonization of Africa, I said that the Africans were at a disadvantage because they didn't have the technology the Europeans did. I never said anything about the Africans being "inferior" or "less intelligent" than the Europeans, so why did you accuse me of racism?
Dear Neighbor Mom,
Please bring your screaming child out into the shared hallway of our apartments so it can shout it's feelings to the whole living earth. It's shouts sound like a million shrieking cats.
Dear people,
Please stop confusing me for my twin sister. I undertand that we're identical twins, but really? She has an undercut, my hair is about chin length at the shortest. I wear t-shirts and blue jeans, she wears band t's and dark wash skinny jeans. Maybe if you stopped to think about it, you would realize there are some MAJOR differences between us.