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Dear Momma,
Please understand when you're the editor and cartoonist for the college's newspaper, a respected saxophonist in the concert and jazz band, a tv filmer, an actress for the skit team for the college's Baptist group, all while holding a 3.7 GPA with my pre-Vet degree, that sometimes my hardest efforts won't always show on paper, and that I'm not lazy.
Dear family,
Please understand that im not ok. Im going crazy and nobody is noticing me. I just want someone to actually care and pay attention to me. I never thought that i would become depressed or have anxiety issues but i guess i do. I honestly don't know if this is termporary or not. Please notice me.
Dear coworker,
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Dear Roomies,
If you're going to spend the morning trying to have "quiet" sex, please shut the door all the way.
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Dear teacher who opened up a bag of gummy bears and said "smells like diabetes",
Please get your facts right....
Dear Fellow African Americans,
Please stop saying hateful things because I choose to date a white guy. I'm not shaming my race, nor am I a letdown to my ancestors. They died to give me the right to choose a better life for myself, I'm happy. I work hard, and I found someone that LOVES me even when I'm not lovable. Who cares if he's white, green, purple or red?
Dear YouTube,
Please stop including a 60-second commercial in front of a 20-second video.
Dear people who honk at me,
Please stop, it is really annoying
Dear Trident Gum Company:,
You said your gum had long lasting flavor. Since when is 2 minutes and 20.2 seconds long lasting?
Dear boyfriend's gorgeous ex-girlfriend,
Please let me have a chance.
Dear Girl who changed my life,
Please remember, you mean the world to me, even if you don't return that feeling towards me.
Dear Real World,
Please make this job search easier. I've worked 3 internships, studied abroad, and graduated with a BBA in less than 4 years...
Dear Patients,
Please keep in mind that side effects and allergies are NOT the same thing.
Dear teacher who yelled at me to spit my gum out,
It's in your hair now.
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