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Dear Girl who hit my parents with her van,
Having a license doesn't mean you shoud drive, and look both ways when you pull into traffic. That motorcycle you hit hurt more lives than you know.
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Dear Restaurant Customer,
Please wait until I finish my introduction (or, at the very least, my sentence) to tell me your drink order. You can wait 10 more seconds. And for the love of god do NOT snap your fingers at me! This job is degrading enough.
Dear coworker,
Thank you for telling me I look beautiful. This week, I've been called a fat bitch and had a friend joke that I look pregnant.
Dear parents ,
Thanks for listening when I told you what foods I can't eat.
Dear waitress judging me,
I'm fat, not pregnant, but thanks for your unnecessary concern.
Dear Ex Boyfriend's new girlfriend,
I broke up with him. Please stop telling people I'm jealous of you.
Dear woman at the supermarket the other day,
It is neither your business nor your right to chasten others about charity with snarky comments and stupid giggles when you have no clue about what goes on in their life. Maybe I donate lots to charity, more than just two dollars: time.
Dear parents,
Why do you decide to vacuum at 6:30 in the morning?
Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear girl on the bus,
I am sorry that your boyfriend broke up you. However, that does NOT give you the right to assault the lady who came over to ask if you were alright. If the bus driver hadn't made you get off at the next stop, I would have forced you off myself.
Dear angry boss,
I showed up to work late to drive my 18-year old paraplegic sister to special-ed.
Dear best friends who thought they were being funny,
Please remember that just because im "innocent" doesn't mean i don't know what a vibrator is
Dear friends,
Sure... I'll take that picture for you... I totally didn't want to be in that
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