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Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Dear guys who want to "get to know me" now that I wear makeup and ride a streetbike,
Please turn around and don't stop walking
Dear students who complain about getting their grades back,,
You had to do ONE paper, and your teacher has to grade 80 . Have some respect.
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Dear people who think I'm serious,
It's called sarcasm....
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Dear Mom,
Please stop giving me herbal remedies for everything. This isn't Harry Potter where my problems can be fixed with a potion!
Dear customer at my table,
Yes, I do see you there. But I am currently with another table at the moment. Please stop waving me down. You're not the only one here.
Dear "Perks of being a Wallflower",
After watching you, I am concluding that there are no perks...
Dear Parents,
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Dear door-to-door religious converters,
Please realize that you are wasting your time trying to "sell" your religion to those who are well-educated. A better use of your time may be to start studying about science and evolution.
Dear Mom,
Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
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