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Dear parents ,
Thanks for listening when I told you what foods I can't eat.
Dear Restaurant Customer,
Please wait until I finish my introduction (or, at the very least, my sentence) to tell me your drink order. You can wait 10 more seconds. And for the love of god do NOT snap your fingers at me! This job is degrading enough.
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop asking me where the border is.
Dear woman in Walmart yelling at me,
Please get your facts straight before you judge
Dear coworker,
Thank you for telling me I look beautiful. This week, I've been called a fat bitch and had a friend joke that I look pregnant.
Dear waitress judging me,
I'm fat, not pregnant, but thanks for your unnecessary concern.
Dear everyone,
I need advice on how to go through a breakup, and I don't have any friends. We were together about a year, and he broke up with me yesterday. I'm devastated and I don't know what to do. Please help?
Dear Mother,
Please stop blaming everybody for your mistakes. If you drop your laptop on the floor, you cannot blame me for breaking your laptop because I downloaded Chrome on it.
Dear Ex Boyfriend's new girlfriend,
I broke up with him. Please stop telling people I'm jealous of you.
Dear guy who just attempted to rape me ,
Just because I'm a 5 foot nothing, teenage girl doesn't mean I can't take care of myself .
Dear parents,
Why do you decide to vacuum at 6:30 in the morning?
Dear Mr. Obnoxious on my painball team,
Just because I'm part Japanese, dosn't mean you are obligated to yell "KAMKAZE!" everytime I throw a paint gernade. However, I am obligated to shoot you afterwards.
Dear parents,
I'm sick. Can't even stand up without a coughing fit. You can't seriously expect me to do all this crap today.
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Dear client,
If you wanted your image background transparent, you should have asked for it from the get-go.
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