Oh, you didn't realise I was offended? I'm sorry but wasn't I clear enough with "I'm offended that you told me to book in a mental institution because I believe in a 'magic sky fairy'"
Sincerely, you have no idea how much that hurt me.
Dear Ladies sitting next to me at Panera,
Please don't talk about me. I know I don't look the best, but I have my reasons.
Sincerely, grandma died yesterday, and our basement flooded. Didn't exactly have time to primp.
Dear world that needs to learn. ,
You think only nerds get bullied. You think bullying only takes place at school. You think people can only cut on their wrists.
Sincerely, popular girl who's family calls her a fat slut and cuts herself on her hips.
Please stop calling me a loser for deciding to save myself until marriage.
Sincerely, I just want someone to support me in my decisions. Please.
Dear streaker at my high school graduation,
Thanks for pissing a lot of people off and more importantly scarring little children because of the sight. Why don't you grow up and think about others before you make stupid decisions?
Sincerely, you ruined my graduation memories
Please stop telling us your life was perfect before we were born. I've learned to let your hurtful comments roll off me but it hurts him more than you'll ever know.
Sincerely, your daughter, and a concerned big sister.
Dear Physics Teacher,
Please don't yell at me in front of the whole class when I ask you a question. You may have helped a kid across the room with the same problem, but that doesn't constitute as teaching it to the whole class.
Sincerely, now afraid to ask questions.
Dear Jewish kid who said "you Catholics wouldn't know anything about loss",
My Catholic Grandmother is a survivor of Auschwitz.
Sincerely, and her whole family didn't make it out.
Please explain why you suspended me for being called a "whore-faced bitch."
Sincerely, "you asked for it" just doesn't cut it anymore
Dear friend who says that I can sit in between you guys ,
Thanks for making me switch half way through the movie and then making out with him and ignoring me the rest of the time
Sincerely, that wasn't awkward
Dear guy who called me a slut,
Just because I'm holding hands with a two year old boy, doesn't mean he's mine...
Sincerely, 13 year old aunt
If you dont' want tomatoes on your burger, just ask us not to put them on. If you tell us you are allergic to tomatoes, then yes, we are going to remove both the tomatoes and the ketchup, because, guess what, ketchup is made from tomatoes.
Sincerely, the "moronic deaf" cashier
Thanks for laughing at me when I told you I have social anxiety. Also thanks for telling me that my shirt looked bad on me right before we left for dinner.
Sincerely, Your A Bitch, Your Daughter.
Please stop telling me that I don't try hard enough. I leave the house at seven for school; usually don't get home until midnight because of robotics; spend my weekends doing robotics and homework, with brief breaks; and take all IB courses. I swear, I'm trying as hard as I can.
Sincerely, the student who thinks she's about to either cry or die