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Dear Voldemort,
You killed me just because you were jealous of my beautiful nose and luscious hair.
Dear idiots who broke into our car for my mom's Ray Ban case,
How did it feel when you opened it and only found her prescription eyeglasses?
Dear Map,
I am sorry to inform you that Dora the Explorer will no longer be needing your services.
Dear health teacher,
You paired the only two people up in the class who have never dated anyone, and told them to talk about past relationships?
Dear Target,
Nice going, putting the "Junior Clothing", "Intimate Apparel" and the "Baby Essentials" sections all in a row....
Dear Grades,
Get well soon.
Dear mom,
I assure you, no one's cell phone is actually ringing. It's simply on the TV.
Dear friend,
Sorry I unfriended you on Facebook. I had 556 friends in total, and you know I'm OCD.
Dear male hikers,
While you are still arguing over who gets to put their tent the flat spot, the only girl in the group has set up her tent, cooked her dinner, and is eating it by the fire she built.
Dear tree,
I'd tap that
Dear Dumbledore,
You should really think about doing background checks on new teachers
Dear Stomach,
You participating in our class discussions isn't helping anyone. Thanks.
Dear computer,
You're freezing NOW?!
Dear regular people,
Ok, you caught us. We've already invented a flying car. However, we are waiting to release it until you can handle driving on the ground.
Dear math textbooks,
Please stop using exclamation points. You cannot fool me into believing that math is exciting...
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