Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Dear guys who want to "get to know me" now that I wear makeup and ride a streetbike,
Please turn around and don't stop walking
Sincerely, the tomboy you never gave a second glance before
Dear students who complain about getting their grades back,,
You had to do ONE paper, and your teacher has to grade 80 . Have some respect.
Sincerely, a teacher's daughter who never sees her mom, because she's always grading papers
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Sincerely, A girl who is sick of her friends nagging on her...
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Sincerely, an atheist
Dear people who think I'm serious,
It's called sarcasm....
Sincerely, girl who you're now pissed at over a joke
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Sincerely, ...and out of a shopping cart
Please stop giving me herbal remedies for everything. This isn't Harry Potter where my problems can be fixed with a potion!
Sincerely, a girl who is sick and needs a real doctor who prescribes with real medicine
Dear customer at my table,
Yes, I do see you there. But I am currently with another table at the moment. Please stop waving me down. You're not the only one here.
Sincerely, your server
Dear "Perks of being a Wallflower",
After watching you, I am concluding that there are no perks...
Sincerely, a disappointed viewer
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Sincerely, Your Daughter
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Sincerely, you make me feel so guilty for saying "no"
Dear door-to-door religious converters,
Please realize that you are wasting your time trying to "sell" your religion to those who are well-educated. A better use of your time may be to start studying about science and evolution.
Sincerely, a well-informed atheist