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Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Dear people who ask me when I'm going to real college,
Please tell me, since when is community college fake?
Dear whoever just pulled the fire alarm,
Are you aware that it's 2 degrees out?
Dear patient,
You may identify as male, but you are still biologically female, so no, I'm not being bigoted when I can't sign you up for a prostate exam. The system will literally not allow me to.
Dear officer,
Please tell me how my best friend who was passing safely and legally deserves a $50 ticket and threats of license suspension, but my ex who nearly killed us going twice the posted speed limit towards oncoming traffic got off with just an $80 ticket?
Dear world,
Bacon isn't actually as good as you make it out to be.
Dear student who failed the test and is now mad at me,
Please realize that everything you needed to know is in your textbook. Which I told you. After I devoted two extra hours to the subject and gave extensive notes. Plus told you to email me if you had any trouble learning for the test.
Dear transgendered female patient:,
Please stop swearing at me and threatening to report me to the Board of Medicine. You don't have a vagina or uterus, so I can't actually do a pelvic exam. And I'm an OB-Gyn: I don't do prostate exams. I also can't prescribe you birth control - because it wouldn't work
Dear movie theaters,
Please stop overpricing everything. I'm not paying $5 for a candy bar. Or being broke every time I go see a movie.
Dear math teacher,
Please don't only show us the easiest examples and then give us the hard assignments
Dear Mom,
I'm a growing girl who plays a bajillion sports and has an extremely hight metabolism.
Dear parents,
Please stop complaining about the drawings on my arm.
Dear black people,
You haven't had it all that bad really.
Dear university science departments,
Why do you schedule all the midterms/finals in the same week?!
Dear Parents,
Why is your screaming toddler at an R rated movie? Maybe use the common sense you were granted once in a while...
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