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Dear douche bag who called me a prude,
I'm not playing hard to get, I AM hard to get. See the difference?
Dear gym teacher,
Why don't you get out here and run with us!?
Dear omegle,
Please stop flashing me with a penis every 3 seconds.
Dear wallet,
Please stop losing all the weight.
Dear Irish exchange student,
If you say "discombobulated" one more time, I swear I will kiss you.
Dear life,
If you get hit with a dictionary, is it verbal or physical abuse?
Dear teacher who "read" my 36 page essay,
Yeah I can tell you gave up...
Dear people who say I'm quiet,
My mother always told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
Dear student whose paper I'm grading,
I quote; "i thnk abraham linkin was som rndom guy, i guess. idk. he hd a funny ht. he shood c som1 abut tht............"
Dear cat,
Please stop, please stop..no wait! Don't.. step gjfdkl32423lkkjlrjlklrqw.
Dear person who stole my wallet,
Please enjoy my two dollars, Chuck-E-Cheese tokens, and Build-A-Bear card that has not been activated.
Dear people wearing skin-colored clothing,
WHOOOOOAAAAA! .....oh wait.
Dear people who want to hear a joke,
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a long one, Bruce Lee has a small one, and Madonna doesn't have one. What is it?
Dear Chapstick,
Does anyone ever finish you?
Dear kitten,
AWWWW!!! Look how cute you are walking across my computer!!! I guess you'll just make a few typos on my four thousand word paper...
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