Dear friends mom,
Please stop saying that Obama is just like Hitler. I get that you are republican, but that doesn't give you the right to compare our president to a man who killed millions of innocent people.
Sincerely, he isn't out to destroy our nation, either.
You told me to ignore discipline problems among my students, even when that meant ignoring bullying. I'm glad I ignored you. You aren't fit to clean school toilets, much less to be an educator.
Sincerely, a former teacher who wishes he could have told you this to your face.
Dear pro-life people,
A commercial with a talking fetus...?
Sincerely, that's kind of low...
Dear "all muslims are not terrorists",
Please read their holy book.
Sincerely, Qur’an 9:5 Kill the nonbelievers wherever you find them.
Dear cute boy,
I liked you until I saw how you treated your sister.
Sincerely, wow, what a jerk!
You make more money in one month than we make in one year. I think you can afford to help someone without insurance, and then let them pay when they can afford it.
Sincerely, I'm not burying my mother because you refuse to treat her.
Dear overprotective chaperone,
Please stop your witch hunt. Now the guy I like won't even talk to me.
Sincerely, we were just talking, not making out.
Dear FedEx ,
Why did you leave that package at the doorstep?
Sincerely, One does not simply leave a $2000 computer out on the porch in the hood
Dear school nurse,
I have to pay for tampons...but the condoms here are free?
Sincerely, get your priorities straight
Dear man on the street,
Yes, this is my dog. Yes, he's a pit bull. He is about as vicious as a houseplant, and less intimidating. Do some research before telling me my dog is a killer.
Sincerely, thousands of pits die in shelters every day because of people like you.
Dear elementary and high school teachers,
Please continue to tell your students how sports aren't going to pay the bills or get them anywhere in life.
Sincerely, the college athlete double major thanks to her sports scholarship
Please realize that you can't "look lesbian." If you could, you would have noticed that I was one long ago. Did my long hair throw you off?
Sincerely, your lesbian daughter
Dear guy I previously thought wasn't a sexist,
When I said I was going to med school, thanks for assuming I am going to be an RN
Sincerely, correct me if I am wrong but this is the 21st century and women can be real doctors too...
I'm mute. Not deaf.
Sincerely, there is no need to shout
Dear psych major,
Some of us actually do suffer from monthly PMS. Hormones aren't made up. Mood swings and cravings may seem pointless to someone who doesn't really suffer, but it's insulting to say it's all in our heads.
Sincerely, biology major who knows basic neurology.