I'm not sure we can fix it...
Sincerely, Bob the Builder.
I know you'd never cheat on anyone!
Sincerely, but I think a Tiger Wood...
Dear Selena Gomez,
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend.
Sincerely, The Killers.
Dear children of today,
You can be anything you want to be!
Sincerely, except an astronaut...
Please realize that if you change your wifi network name to "Hack this if you can" it'll change.
Sincerely, If you'd check now, you'd see its new name, "Challenge Accepted"
You know the humans will give you food regardless of whether you obey them, right?
WHY YOU NO SPLASH ON MY FACE LIKE IN THE COMMERCIALS?
Sincerely, water all over the floor!
Dear girls that are afraid of blood,
What do you do during your period?
Please give me back my mustache. You're making me look bad.
Sincerely, Charlie Chapman.
Dear U.S. government,
My teacher taught me that "pro" and "con" are opposites. So wouldn't the opposite of progress be...?
Sincerely, is that why nothing is getting done?
Dear Kristen Stewart,
I can't read your poker face.
Sincerely, Lady Gaga.
You give out more mixed signals than Helen Keller directing traffic!
Sincerely, annoyed and confused girls.
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Sincerely, self aware muffin.
Dear identical twin,
Your argument is invalid
Sincerely, "you are so ugly" is kind of a double edged sword....