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Dear toys that have been traped in a box for eight years,
Please forgive me...
Dear people who complained about the white Coke cans looking too much like Diet Coke cans,
Please accept our sincerest apologies. Its so much more important that Coca-Cola should cater to your needs instead of donating millions of dollars to help save the polar bears. You're right.
Dear student in the library,
I see that you're running late for class and thought this would be a good time to install 8 new updates. Please do not unplug me or turn me off.
Dear 13-year-olds saying they wished they were older,
If it were the 1700's, you would be married by now.
Dear scissors,
Why must you come in a package that can only be opened with scissors?
Dear world,
Please stop using me as an excuse to be fat.
Dear Bruno Mars,
Today I don't feel like doing anything... but I'm going to get out of bed and actually work for a living.
Dear girl in my gym class,
You're suppose to put on shorts before you leave the locker room.
Dear school announcements,
"Oh and one last announcement, Freshmen, you do not need to be asked to go to homecoming. It is a school wide dance. You also do not need to pay an extra 15 dollars for the tickets."
Dear Jesus,
If the Holy Spirit lives within us, does that make us your Horcuxes?
Dear Starbucks customer who just ordered a tall white mocha with 12 pumps of syrup,
Let me just add a side of diabetus for you...
Dear America,
Seriously, spray cheese?
Dear ignorant people,
Please keep asking me if I'm Asian or Chinese. I laugh at your astounded looks when I say "BOTH!"
Dear insecure guy on top of me,
Please stop asking if I "like that." If I didn't, I wouldn't still be under you.
Dear little brother who opens my mail,
Jokes on you! It's tampon samples!
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