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Dear parents,
I'm sick. Can't even stand up without a coughing fit. You can't seriously expect me to do all this crap today.
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Dear Looters,
Please stop digging on active archaeology work sites. Surface collecting is fine, so long as it's legal in your area, but it is never legal to dig on an official site and you're just making our work harder
Dear roommate,
I don't think you fully understand how compromise works. You've had full control over leaving the window open or closed in the middle of January. I have no controll when you are in the room (you have the right to be comfortable), but I shouldn't have to freeze to the point of having muscle cramps when you're not around. That's why, "I'll leave it closed more often if you leave it open more often" makes no sense.
Dear Supposed friends,
Please stop noticing all my flaws. I see them too.
Dear shopper ahead of me in line,
It has been the law for years that you need an ID to buy alcohol. What made you think the law didn't apply to you?
Dear black people in my history class,
Please don't look at me during the civil rights unit like I'd never understand what it's like to have my people be oppressed. I may be white, but you're forgetting about the unit we just had on the holocaust.
Dear Grandma,
Please do not disown my brother because he and his girlfriend are having a baby. You're all excited that my cousin is having a baby. Just because my brother isn't married, doesn't mean he won't make a great dad.
Dear Boy Scouts,,
Please stop teaching boys that gay people are aliens.
Dear dentists,
Please listen to patients more. When we say we can feel it, we CAN feel it.
Dear Boyfriend's Mom,
Please realize that if you're going to take money out of his paychecks every month for his phone, you actually have to pay the bill.
Dear People who litter,
I understand you don't want to take your fast food trash home, but that doesn't mean you have to throw it in the ocean or on my lawn like I'v seen you do. Please just put a garbage bag in your car.
Dear world,
1 in 5 American's still believe that the Sun revolves around the Earth.
Dear angry pharmacy customer,
Please forgive us for taking 15 to 20 minutes to sell you your products. Please understand we are providing you and others with potentially dangerous drugs, not fast food. We are just making sure you get the right substances in the right quantities for the cheapest amount possible.
Dear three year old masquerading as a grown woman,
Yes, it is annoying to have to wait in a long line. That doesn't mean you are entitled to try and shove your way to the front, or to stomp, scream, and throw a tantrum on the floor when the proprietor sends you to the back of the line.
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