Please , feel free to call the police to report me "attacking" your dog. I have a picture, on my phone, of your mutt biting my ankle and of the bite marks that got through my pants. I'd love to see that little rat get put down.
Sincerely, if you let your dog roam free and attack, expect it to get punted.
Please stop assuming that I had a baby to stay with you (despite of the fact that I moved away). You are doing him a disservice by holding on to that. He's a perfect little boy, whom you should be proud of. You won't be the only person who regrets that you're taking him for granted.
Sincerely, refused to get another abortion, and happy to be a mom.
I know this is hard for you to understand, but the directions we gave you were perfectly clear on how to set everything up. The fact that you ignored them because you "knew they weren't right" is your own damn fault, and we are not going to compensate you for being an utter moron.
Sincerely, I love the fact my boss actually lets me say this
Please stop ranting about privilege and dramatizing everything.
Sincerely, annoyed Native American trans male.
Dear dads friends,
Please realize you give me the best stories to tell my friends.
Sincerely, the 13 year old girl who just shot your AK47.
Never ask a girl if she is PMSing
Sincerely, its never a good idea. Ever.
Dear people who say "have fun working at McDonald's",
It's more work than one would think and some of those people wouldn't be able to get a job there in the first place
Sincerely, underpaid part-time worker who has to deal with customers
Dear Bill Nye,
Thanks for ruining some awesome school memories with your know-it-all, smirking views on religion.
Sincerely, I'm not religious either but just because you're a scientist doesn't mean you know all the answers o
Dear School Board,
You close the district for five inches of snow, but you won't now, even though we have over a foot and are expected to get more?
Sincerely, Not to mention the icy roads...
You can either have us open doors for you and pay the entire tab for dates, or have us respect you as equals and earn what we do. Most of us really don't care which one it is. But, you can only have one. Please choose, and stick with that choice.
Dear 'popular' people,
Please stop wearing our clothing because you suddenly think its "cool".
Sincerely, the nerd who is now embarrassed to wear his own style.
You're right, your needs are much more important than my own. But, the great thing is that all of the other customer's collective needs are far, far more important than yours could ever be. So, it doesn't matter how much of a tantrum you throw, I'm still kicking you out for disturbing the other patrons.
Sincerely, deal with it
Dear guys on tinder,
Pics of you with your arm around a girl does not exactly help your chances.
Sincerely, girls on tinder
Dear Slow Robot,
Please ban pictures of spiders from the site
Sincerely, I died three times in one sitting
Dear females in movie who strike out at men in anger,
Please explain why it's alright for you to smack a guy when you're angry with something he did but he can't do the same to you? If he is not allowed to touch you when you do something apprehensible, why are you allowed to strike him when he does something similar? Just because you're a woman who can 'handle herself' doesn't mean you have the right to resort to physical violence to get your point across, especially if your behavior is just as unacceptable. If he's mad at you, he's compelled to express his displeasure verbally and not resort to violence. Why can you type of females not offer that same courtesy to a male when you get mad at him? I know not every female in movies do that, but the ones that do just create a big turn off to me.
Sincerely, slightly frustrated and annoyed movie watcher