I came to you for help medicating my anxiety disorder. If I could just "forget about" the anxiety, like you suggested, why in the world would I be coming to you for medication?
I get enough hate at school, I don't need you guys making fun of me either.
Sincerely, trapped in a never-ending cycle.
Dear friend who told me to put on weight because I have small boobs,
Thanks for pointing it out. Do you even realise that I hate having small boobs? Do you even realise that I'm really cautious about my weight?
Sincerely, please stop reminding me about it.
Dear bartender at work,
Please know, I am not obligated to give you any extra money. I understand you need money too, but that doesn't mean I don't. I just spent $200 on textbooks and have no extra money to tip you with.
Sincerely, the waitress you humiliated in front of the entire staff
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Sincerely, the insecure teenage girl somewhere between amused and severely offended
Dear ex boyfriend,
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you
Sincerely, the girl you now ignore
Dear incredibly rude chick,
Did you SERIOUSLY just repeatedly try to look up my husband's kilt right in front of me? Please learn about manners and boundaries!
Sincerely, Before I have to teach you the hard way
Dear "You should really get over it it was a year ago.",
Cancer doesn't stop traumatizing you once it's "gone" and PTSD can't tell time. Help me damnit!
Sincerely, I didn't go through hell to be haunted by it my whole life
Dear school officials,
Please don't make me choose between sitting in a special seat because of my disability... or sitting next to the classmate that stalked and abused me. That's really not a choice, unless you happen to be Faust.
Sincerely, The Valedictorian
So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?
Sincerely, a good kid who just can't win
Dear extended step-family,
You rejected me the day you told me, "She's not your real sister, she's just your half sister."
Sincerely, my step-dad is family, you are not
Dear girl I like,
Why is it that you tell me that you have a crush on me, but when I ask you out, you reject me and tell me you're sorry but I'm the the most caring guy ever
Sincerely, a guy who really cares but can't wrap his head around this
Dear assistant stage manager,
Please don't talk behind her back about a freshman messing up the lights during a show when in your first year you almost severely injured someone by cueing someone else at the wrong time.
Sincerely, pissed-off best friend of said girl
Dear neighbour above me,
Please turn down your music. It is shaking everything in my apartment. Plus, some of us have important things to do, like study for exams.
Sincerely, one stressed out college student