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Dear Internet,
You have destroyed my innocence.
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear boyfriend,
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Dear Santa,
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Dear boyfriend,
You stole my heart and I plan on stealing your last name.
Dear Math,
Please solve your own problems.
Dear people against gay marriage,
Love is love.
Dear Bella Swan,
You are depressed and suicidal. Marry me?
Dear people who want a fat Disney princess,
Would she also have heart problems, bad blood pressure and Diabetes?
Dear Obama,
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
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