You have destroyed my innocence.
Sincerely, Cannot unsee!
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Sincerely, the nerds
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Sincerely, Randolph, the brown-nosed reindeer
You stole my heart and I plan on stealing your last name.
Sincerely, your hopeful girlfriend
Please solve your own problems.
Sincerely, not your therapist
Dear people against gay marriage,
Love is love.
Sincerely, gay and proud
Dear Bella Swan,
You are depressed and suicidal. Marry me?
Sincerely, Edward Cullen
Dear people who want a fat Disney princess,
Would she also have heart problems, bad blood pressure and Diabetes?
Sincerely, Someone who could never look up to her.
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
Sincerely, freaked out by surveillence drones.
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Sincerely, a focused teen