Please stop making me view everything as a slide show
Sincerely, A dude who would rather view everything on one page
Dear body art haters,
Please stop judging us negatively for having tattoos
Sincerely, "Most people hang their art on walls - We wear ours"
Please learn that there are only THREE races in the world....they are white, black, and yellow (Asians; their color). All those other words like Indian, Mexican, Brazilian, Latino, Native American, Chinese, Hawaiian, Alaskan, etc describe ethnicity. Not race.
Sincerely, Get your facts straight, tired of correcting people
Dear Harry Potter,
Yes, you are the boy who lived, but he was the twin who died.
Sincerely, Why did not name your child after my brother?
So you wish I was more like that pretty girl at my school who has it all?
Sincerely, did you know she recently found out she was pregnant and can't go to college anymore?
Dear muggle friends,
Please stop giving me socks for gifts. Seriously, I'm wearing a rag and a shirt and need decent clothing.
Sincerely, Dobby, the already very free house elf.
Dear job search sites,
Please add an "experience required" filter to your site. I'm sick of trying to search through ads and only getting the "Requires experience" or "Must have proven success in this field" ads.
Sincerely, I DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE YET!
Dear John Smith,
Please explain why you're English and everyone on your ship is English but they all have English accents and you sound like you born when a Bald Eagle made a nest in the Stars and Stripes.
Sincerely, America wasn't even a country yet
Dear "God has a plan for you",
Does his plan involve me being broke and homeless? Because that's where this is going without divine intervention.
Sincerely, a desperate, jobless student wanting words of COMFORT
Dear parents at the pool,
Please f*cking pay attention to your little kids...
Sincerely, lifeguards who are sick and tired of pulling out the same kid repeatedly
Dear customer who looked at me like I was idiot when I asked what kind when they ordered a small,
We have 24 flavors.
Sincerely, I'm going to need a little more to go on.
You don't need to open the bathroom door to talk to me.
Sincerely, what part of "I'm not descent" do you not understand?
Dear "big boobs don't count if you're fat",
Big dicks don't count if you are one.
Dear people who take the elevator,
Please take the stairs if you are going up/down one floor, and are physically able.
Sincerely, don't be lazy