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Dear Microsoft Word,
I swear that glycolysis, phospholipid bilayer, and hydrophobicity are words...
Dear Dad,
Thank you for sacrificing your manhood.
Dear hot guy at the gym,
Please refrain from removing your wedding ring before working out, so I don't make a complete fool of myself because I think you're single.
Dear person cheating off me in the exam room,
You do realise that we are doing different test, right?
Dear cricket outside my window,
It's 3 in the morning. If you haven't gotten any cricket bootie by now, it's probably not going to happen.
Dear friend who started arguing with her mom as soon as we walked in the door,
Um, okay. I'll just look sit on the couch and look at your guys' family pictures. Er... I'll pretend to be really interested in the floor tile... Uh... Yeah, I'll just sneak out the back door and go home...
Dear furbie stashed in my closet,
"Lets be friends!" really isn't what I wanted to hear at 11:00 pm while home alone.
Dear children,
Well maybe I hate you too!
Dear toy that makes noise,
WHERE IS YOUR OFF BUTTON?
Dear people with high metabolisms,
How much do they cost and where can I get one?
Dear Google,
If it's not on the first page, then my search is over.
Dear Geometry Teacher,
I know you think "real life situations" are fun, but that is not how I would find the height of the empire state buliding.
Dear smart student in my class,
I'm sorry I keep putting below average students next to you so they can cheat off your paper.
Dear "my lips are frozen",
You just gave me an excuse to kiss you
Dear diet and exercise,
Please give me a flat stomach, not a flat chest.
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