Dear People who litter,
I understand you don't want to take your fast food trash home, but that doesn't mean you have to throw it in the ocean or on my lawn like I'v seen you do. Please just put a garbage bag in your car.
Sincerely, I just mowed yesterday
Dear everyone who overdramatizes,
When you say, "my life is over" because you have to go to a certain class, that I may add, you signed up for, don't expect me to be sympathetic. When you say, "I was so ready to kill myself," when talking about a test you failed, and I just walk away, holding down tears, don't act offended. Suicide is real, and other people have real problems. Get over yourselves.
Sincerely, I lost my dad to suicide
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Sincerely, crying in the bathroom because of all the names I hear people call me when I walk by.
Sorry I sent you a text when you clearly wanted to be alone, I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Sincerely, it's been over a month!
Dear girl best friend,
I go dress shopping with you, take you out to eat whenever you want, hang out with you 4 times a week, go to all your sports meets, talk to you on the phone every night, and will leave a party to comfort you when you're crying. We've shared a kiss but that was when I was trying to make another relationship work when I was trying to get over you. And now that it is over I ask you to prom and you say no because it would be weird for your ex. Don't act like you don't know why I cried last night.
Sincerely, the best friend who has loved you for 2 years and just wants to be with you no matter what.
Depression isn't contagious.
Sincerely, you can still talk to me.
I understand money is tight right now but I can't see out of one eye because the multitude of sties. Can we please settle the finacial disputes and go see a doctor?
Sincerely, your half blind child.
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear Sexist Jerks,
No my 'daddy' didn't buy me my Porsche, my job in neurology did.
Sincerely, Yeah now you want to flirt with me.
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Sincerely, Your "Barbie"
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop. I have to wear this "school girl" outfit. I didn't choose to wear a plaid skirt and Oxford shirt. I go to a Christian Academy
Sincerely, no.. your dreams did not come true.
Dear lady in my apartment downstairs ,
Stop screaming at your 7 year old son
Sincerely, I would sincerely appreciate the cessation of your auditory expression
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Sincerely, have a 2 day suspension for a repeated offense.
Wouldn't it be easier for you to just tell me to my face that you hate me?
Sincerely, not the perfect daughter you wanted.