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Dear Passerbys giving me dirty looks,
Yes, I am holding a baby that looks like me. Yes, I am with my boyfriend. No, she is not ours...
Dear Wives,
Please remember that while you are bloated, cramping, and aching all over, we are scared, confused, and running out of places to hide.
Dear World,
You know carrots giving you night vision is a lie made by Americans in the Second World War so the Germans didn't know they had radars, right?
Dear Parents,
Just because I freak out when you walk in my room doesn't mean I'm hiding something.
Dear Vinegar,
I'm the reason anybody actually likes you.
Dear school sex ed,
Please instruct same-sex intercourse STD prevention. This penis condom isn't gonna help me much.
Dear Boys,
If you only want their breasts, legs, and thighs, why not come here?
Dear boobs,
I'm sorry I squished you for so long, and it took me so long to get a fitting.
Dear White teenage girls,
Please Stop wearing expensive rubber boots. Then refusing to step in puddles. C'mon you're fricken wearing river boots just do it!!
Dear Communist teacher,
I don't mind your political views, but just don't shove them on me.
Dear college professors,
Please think before assigning your senior level class a 7 page paper that is due 2 weeks before we graduate. We really don't care any more.
Dear 40 year old lady on the bus,
Please Sit straight like a normal person and not with your feet crossed while playing candy crush on your ipad
Dear employers,
You don't get to call jobs requiring experience "entry level." Entry level means you enter the field with the job. If you have to have worked elsewhere, it's just a job!
Dear Teacher,
Please tell me why the heck we can't use ink? Even if it's an erasable type of ink?
Dear Facebook,
Explain to me how I can be connected to so many people, and yet feel so alone at the same time.
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