Dear 'The Rumour Mill',
How the hell did you go from me kissing her on the cheek to us doing the deed at the back of the school oval?!!
Sincerely, I'm gay anyways and you know that!
Dear customers who leave unwanted items laying around,
THANK YOU, SOOOO MUCH
Sincerely, tired, pregnant woman, who doesn't want to cashier for the last hour of a double shift
Dear "I'm glad you don't wear that much makeup",
Um, thanks dude, but how much makeup I put on has nothing to do with you
Sincerely, Girl who's not sure how to respond to that
Dear people who call retail stores,
You called me with the question, how can you say i dont sound comfident in my answer?
Sincerely, do you even know what store you're in?
Please know that if you bring your cappuccino back for being 'too foamy' you will get, and deserve a death stare.
Sincerely, Order a damn latte.
Dear curious beings,
Please ... just because I'm 4''11 , 80 lbs., and flat chested doesn't mean that I am A.) anorexic B.) 9 or 11 years old C.) have some kind of growth disorder that makes me "unaturally small' or was born premature
Sincerely, A normally developed 14 year old that just happens to be on the smaller side
Dear People complaining about cashiers not accepting slightly expired licenses,
Please note that, by law, we can not accept a license that is expired. Even if it is only by a day
Sincerely, I could lose my job for accepting it
Please know that I have a "type." Everyone is allowed a "type." You don't have to date me if I'm not your "type." Just don't be rude about it.
Sincerely, Thank you very much!
Dear people around me,
Please stop calling me up to speak in front of large groups of people without warning
Sincerely, a shy person who gets nervous in front of a lot of people
Dear Director of the Percy Jackson movie,
Please do not ruin Sea of Monsters. The Lightning Thief was bad enough.
Sincerely, an avid Percy Jackson reader
Dear "Romeo was 21 and Juliet was 12",
Actually, it was never specified how old Romeo was, though he was believed to be between 14-17, and Juliet was 13. She was a fortnight (2 weeks) and odd days from being 14.
Sincerely, I enjoyed reading it and remember facts from it.
Dear Sherlock Writers,
How the heck did he survive the fall!? STOP TORTURING US AND GIVE US AN ANSWER!
Sincerely, All Sherlock Fans
Dear Abercrombie and Fitch CEO,
Since you said you don't want to sell your products to ugly people, maybe I don't want to buy products sold by ugly people.
Sincerely, you're not exactly the most gorgeous person either
Dear all woman at all clothes racks.,
Please stop climbing over me like Im not there.. Do you see me there looking at the same clothes as you?..DO NOT keep going down the rack and into me. Idiots.
Sincerely, Never elbows doesn't like being elbowed or shopping among scatterbrains.