Please stop hating my girlfriend because she's a white Christian girl, not an Indian Muslim like us. I love her regardless of her race and religion. You should, too.
Sincerely, She likes you, you should like her.
Dear Parents and siblings,
Please realize, that if you want me to stop hanging around in my room without any of you, then you should stop mocking me over everything. "Nerd" isn't an insult, but you insult me for being one. Get over yourselves.
Sincerely, You're seriously pissed off daughter and biggest sister.
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Sincerely, a concerned individual
Dear the guy who said he'd never heard a girl say they're pretty.,
I think i'm beautiful. I think I'm fantastic. I am not skinny. I am chubby and I love my cupcakes in the morning. I rarely work out, and I feel great. I work on things that are important to me, and I've done a great job. That works a lot better than only worrying about your looks. I'm sorry girls don't believe in themselves as much as they ought.
Sincerely, Beautiful and Confident.
Dear Relationship Gurus of the World,
My friend told me that a guy she liked is off limits.
Dear ap English teacher,
No I'm not stalling I really do read this slow.
Sincerely, smart secretly dyslexic student that doesn't appreciate your very vocal accusations...
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Sincerely, I'm a firm believer in second chances. But not third ones.
Dear Ex girlfriend,
Do you realize that I have the right to go to public places too??
Sincerely, why are you crying you broke up with me
Understand that when you say the tests won't cover specific dates and definitions and they actually do, then most of the class will fail.
Sincerely, first C in 4 years
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Please try to aim at the toilet bowl and not the seat
Sincerely, employee who is tired cleaning up after you
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Sincerely, what's between my legs is my business
Blue isn't natural, green makes me look like a witch, pink is too mature, and sparkly just looks dumb. I guess you don't like my fingernails no matter what color they're painted.
Sincerely, I'll paint them what I damn please.
Please pay your electric bill. I know weed and PBR are the nectar of your kind, but having power is far more important. Please get your priorities togther. I am sorry our units share electrical wiring.
Sincerely, neighbors who are impacted by your poor choice making.