So, if nobody jumps off a cliff, will YOU jump off?
What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Dear girl in a low cut shirt,
If I can keep eye contact with you, you should be able to keep eye contact with me.
Sincerely, cross country boy in short shorts
I like how I can do anything in them and no one will ever know.
Sincerely, I just made out with a chair and robbed a pet store.
Dear Gay Brother,
How come you get kiss all the hot guys?!?!
Sincerely, Your Jealous Sister
Dear little girl who asked if I comb my hair with a fork,
Yes. Yes, I do.
Sincerely, amused redhead
If this guy broke your heart like that, why on earth would you want to find someone like him?? Just wondering...
Sincerely, You and Taylor Swift really should compare notes
Dear girl staring at me,
When I catch you, you're supposed to look away.
Sincerely, creeped out
Dear High School,
I'm going to leave you the same fashion that Fred and George left Hogwarts.
Sincerely, I stole my English teacher's broomstick.
Roses are gray, violets are grayer..
You're always trying to find your x.
Sincerely, I don't think she's coming back
Dear drunk college guys,
I know my lilac bushes look like the perfect place to take a piss on your way home from the bar. However I've got two words for you: Electric Fence.
Sincerely, I can't wait to see this.
Dear Freshman Physical Science Teacher,
Thank you for telling us to "not go home and tell your parents that you spent the whole period watching The Daily Show, or prank calling other science classrooms" then yelling "Dinosaurs are SEXY!" to get our attention.
Sincerely, I SO hope I have you again for Chemistry.
Dear health teacher,
Sex Ed is awkward by itself, but the fact that you're pregnant only makes it worse.
Sincerely, horrified student