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Dear People who litter,
I understand you don't want to take your fast food trash home, but that doesn't mean you have to throw it in the ocean or on my lawn like I'v seen you do. Please just put a garbage bag in your car.
Dear everyone who overdramatizes,
When you say, "my life is over" because you have to go to a certain class, that I may add, you signed up for, don't expect me to be sympathetic. When you say, "I was so ready to kill myself," when talking about a test you failed, and I just walk away, holding down tears, don't act offended. Suicide is real, and other people have real problems. Get over yourselves.
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Dear boyfriend,
Sorry I sent you a text when you clearly wanted to be alone, I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Dear girl best friend,
I go dress shopping with you, take you out to eat whenever you want, hang out with you 4 times a week, go to all your sports meets, talk to you on the phone every night, and will leave a party to comfort you when you're crying. We've shared a kiss but that was when I was trying to make another relationship work when I was trying to get over you. And now that it is over I ask you to prom and you say no because it would be weird for your ex. Don't act like you don't know why I cried last night.
Dear friends,
Depression isn't contagious.
Dear family,
I understand money is tight right now but I can't see out of one eye because the multitude of sties. Can we please settle the finacial disputes and go see a doctor?
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear Sexist Jerks,
No my 'daddy' didn't buy me my Porsche, my job in neurology did.
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop. I have to wear this "school girl" outfit. I didn't choose to wear a plaid skirt and Oxford shirt. I go to a Christian Academy
Dear lady in my apartment downstairs ,
Stop screaming at your 7 year old son
Dear school,
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Dear mom,
Wouldn't it be easier for you to just tell me to my face that you hate me?
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
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