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Dear Parents,
Please don't tell me things that I don't want to know. Such as that my Great Grandma died my bed.
Dear "you're culturally appropriative",
Yes, 50% of my diet is Chinese food, and I picked up certain Cantonese phrases (mainly swear words) that I use on a daily basis. I work in a Chinese restaurant, you twat, what did you expect?
Dear Tail Gater,
The closer you get behind me the slower I will go. The car in front of me is doing the speed limit and I don't want to crash into them if they slam on the brakes.
Dear girl at the bar,
Please understand just because I was in the marines does not mean I support war, guns and killing people.
Dear Writer's Block,
Please leave me alone. I have so many ideas, but they just won't go down on to paper. I just want to write.
Dear Parents,
Please let me live my life. I don't need a curfew and am too broke to move out.
Dear angry family,
I know I shouldn't be smoking and raising a kid. I'm trying to quit. I've smoked since I was thirteen, quiting is hard.
Dear Peers,
Even if I were interested in weed, my sister once touched some and broke out in hives everywhere. Her allergic reactions have only gotten worse since then. I'm not playing genetic roulette by putting that stuff in my lungs!
Dear Boy,
I thought you said that music was your life and I was the melody? Did you skip a beat because suddenly I'm not with you.
Dear guy in the library,
Please stay the same. Thanks for screaming "Oh no! Dobby's closed the platform! However will we get back to Hogwarts?" when i accidentally ran head first into a wall
Dear camper,
Please realize that I am responsible for your health and happiness IN THAT ORDER! So stop complaining when I make you do things like use the bagel cutter instead of a giant knife.
Dear only 90's kids can own the original Disney shows or movies,
Shouldn't you be glad that they're actually watching original Disney? Shouldn't you be happy that they're not watching Jersey Shore, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, or some crap like that? The movies were made for everybody, not just 90's kids. Let them enjoy it. Not just one generation owns the good Disney.
Dear brother,
Please realize that even though I miss your old girlfriend of five years, I will eventually warm up to your new one.
Dear society,
Why are we more focused on changing beauty standards to be inclusive than trying to promote the idea that one's self worth shouldn't stem from their appearance?
Dear Capitalists,
Please realise your system is utterly corrupt, life is being segregated into classes and children are being worked as slaves in third world nations.
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