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Dear Internets,
Please stop making me view everything as a slide show
Dear body art haters,
Please stop judging us negatively for having tattoos
Dear people,
Please learn that there are only THREE races in the world....they are white, black, and yellow (Asians; their color). All those other words like Indian, Mexican, Brazilian, Latino, Native American, Chinese, Hawaiian, Alaskan, etc describe ethnicity. Not race.
Dear Harry Potter,
Yes, you are the boy who lived, but he was the twin who died.
Dear Mom,
So you wish I was more like that pretty girl at my school who has it all?
Dear muggle friends,
Please stop giving me socks for gifts. Seriously, I'm wearing a rag and a shirt and need decent clothing.
Dear job search sites,
Please add an "experience required" filter to your site. I'm sick of trying to search through ads and only getting the "Requires experience" or "Must have proven success in this field" ads.
Dear John Smith,
Please explain why you're English and everyone on your ship is English but they all have English accents and you sound like you born when a Bald Eagle made a nest in the Stars and Stripes.
Dear "God has a plan for you",
Does his plan involve me being broke and homeless? Because that's where this is going without divine intervention.
Dear parents at the pool,
Please f*cking pay attention to your little kids...
Dear customer who looked at me like I was idiot when I asked what kind when they ordered a small,
We have 24 flavors.
Dear Mom,
You don't need to open the bathroom door to talk to me.
Dear "big boobs don't count if you're fat",
Big dicks don't count if you are one.
Dear people who take the elevator,
Please take the stairs if you are going up/down one floor, and are physically able.
Dear boss,
Thank you for being so understanding after cramps made me throw up at work and you finished mopping for me. It means more to me than I can say.
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