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Dear neighbors,
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Dear feminists,
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Dear authors,
Please realize that your books are amazing but is it really necessary to kill off the main character?!
Dear people who complained about the #periodstories trend on Twitter,,
It's not gross, sexual or perverted. It's a natural occurrence that happens every month, and if we have to suffer through it, we may as well be allowed to laugh about it.
Dear School,
Columbus discovered America, Al Gore created the internet, and Dinosaurs never existed? Really?
Dear certain people,
If I hear you using the word "eye rape" once more, I'll throw a fit. Being stared at is uncomfortable, yes, but it's nothing like rape.
Dear college,
Yes, I can teach myself the material like you suggest. The problem is that no one will acknowledge it if I do because I won't have an official mark to prove it. You encourage self-relience in learning when it cuts down on your work and budget, but when it threatens to cut you out as the middle-man to knowledge, it's suddenly an inferior route.
Dear parents,
No, taking me out to dinner will not cure my depression.
Dear the rest of the world,
We realize that not all French people wear berets, not all Italian people are Mario, and not all Europeans wear tweed suits. Likewise, not all Americans are fat, lazy people. Quit picking on us.
Dear Sherlock,
Please don't be dead.
Dear Verizon store,
Why would you ever think it was a good idea to sell my grandfather an iPhone?
Dear creatues living above me,
I'm not sure if you're elephants or giants, but please stop tap dancing, bowling, and having wild sex while I'm trying to study for finals
Dear public,
Please know that rape is not about sex, it is about power. Men don't rape women because they are horny. Rapists are inherently weak-minded and sick.
Dear athiests,
Please know that you are not smarter than me just because I do not happen to share your views.
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