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Dear Obama,
I'm not sure we can fix it...
Dear lions,
I know you'd never cheat on anyone!
Dear Selena Gomez,
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend.
Dear children of today,
You can be anything you want to be!
Dear Neighbor,
Please realize that if you change your wifi network name to "Hack this if you can" it'll change.
Dear dogs,
You know the humans will give you food regardless of whether you obey them, right?
Dear water,
WHY YOU NO SPLASH ON MY FACE LIKE IN THE COMMERCIALS?
Dear girls that are afraid of blood,
What do you do during your period?
Dear Hitler,
Please give me back my mustache. You're making me look bad.
Dear U.S. government,
My teacher taught me that "pro" and "con" are opposites. So wouldn't the opposite of progress be...?
Dear Kristen Stewart,
I can't read your poker face.
Dear boys,
You give out more mixed signals than Helen Keller directing traffic!
Dear cupcake,
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Dear identical twin,
Your argument is invalid
Dear cashier,
When I asked if you could check me out I meant my groceries....
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