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Dear internet,
Please stop being so funny.
Dear girlfriend,
I understand that you don't want to give our dog that bone because it still has bits of paper on it but i think he'll be fine.
Dear classmate,
Next time, ask before you use my pencil or I will RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!
Dear automatic toilet,
Please do not guess when I am done. You're usually wrong.
Dear people of the future,
Calm down! There isn't an apocalypse, we were just incredibly bored scratching a calendar out on a rock day after day.
Dear emotions ,
Thanks for the business.
Dear shirtless guy's Facebook profile pic,
We wanna see a 6 pack, not your keg.
Dear fan,
Please blow actual air around the room.
Dear English teacher obsessed with interpretive writing,
The fact that the curtains are blue does not mean that the main character is depressed or sad.
Dear whoever just called,
Thanks for not telling me who you are or your number.
Dear Crayola,
Please stop making all your crayons look so tasty.
Dear Band-Aids,
Hmm, Spongebob or Toy Stor- OH MY GOSH, CHARLIE BROWN!
Dear French teacher,
If you can mispronounce everything in English, I can mispronounce one word in French.
Dear telemarketer,
Sorry for answering the phone with "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?".
Dear optimists,
The closer it is to the weekend, the closer it is to Monday.
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