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Dear mom,
Please realize that surreptitiously throwing away the condom I had in my medicine drawer while helping me pack to move to a new apartment is not an effective way of encouraging abstinence.
Dear Ex-Boss,
Please realize that I quit because you were a terrible, miserly, autocratic manager who took your personal problems out on me. Know that venting the pent up rage from your home life on your employees is completely inappropriate. It is however, a great way to get them to quit! You also put me through financial hardship as well dude - and that wasn't cool either. Asking how my five other jobs are going is not you being polite. It's you being a jerk. Pay people a living wage. Life with 6 jobs sucks. It sucks almost as much as being insecure about your rent and next meal.
Dear my boyfriend's parents,
Please stop forcing your religion on your son. How can you not realize that its wrong to tell him, "Being Christian is a family tradition! You have to be Christian, you have no choice in the matter"? Can't you see that he suffers every day because of what he believes in?
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Dear kids at school,
Please stop acting like little kids. We're high schoolers, and there's no need to go around humping each other and pretending to slap the teacher's butt when she bends over to get something. Really? You guys suck.
Dear mom,
The one time I actually wear makeup you criticize me!
Dear Parents and siblings,
Please realize, that if you want me to stop hanging around in my room without any of you, then you should stop mocking me over everything. "Nerd" isn't an insult, but you insult me for being one. Get over yourselves.
Dear "friends",
Next time just say where you are going on the weekends instead of lying to me
Dear gay friend,
We were good friends before you realised I was Christian, why are you acting strange around me now?
Dear Parents,
Please stop hating my girlfriend because she's a white Christian girl, not an Indian Muslim like us. I love her regardless of her race and religion. You should, too.
Dear Parents,
Please Put down the damn phones, and watch your kid play the game. I'm tired of having kids look up after a good play and only seeing your zombie face staring at the screen. It's a horrible feeling for them.
Dear Relationship Gurus of the World,
My friend told me that a guy she liked is off limits.
Dear ap English teacher,
No I'm not stalling I really do read this slow.
Dear Ex girlfriend,
Do you realize that I have the right to go to public places too??
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