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Dear doctor,
I came to you for help medicating my anxiety disorder. If I could just "forget about" the anxiety, like you suggested, why in the world would I be coming to you for medication?
Dear family,
I get enough hate at school, I don't need you guys making fun of me either.
Dear friend who told me to put on weight because I have small boobs,
Thanks for pointing it out. Do you even realise that I hate having small boobs? Do you even realise that I'm really cautious about my weight?
Dear bartender at work,
Please know, I am not obligated to give you any extra money. I understand you need money too, but that doesn't mean I don't. I just spent $200 on textbooks and have no extra money to tip you with.
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Dear ex boyfriend,
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you
Dear incredibly rude chick,
Did you SERIOUSLY just repeatedly try to look up my husband's kilt right in front of me? Please learn about manners and boundaries!
Dear "You should really get over it it was a year ago.",
Cancer doesn't stop traumatizing you once it's "gone" and PTSD can't tell time. Help me damnit!
Dear school officials,
Please don't make me choose between sitting in a special seat because of my disability... or sitting next to the classmate that stalked and abused me. That's really not a choice, unless you happen to be Faust.
Dear Mom,
So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?
Dear extended step-family,
You rejected me the day you told me, "She's not your real sister, she's just your half sister."
Dear girl I like,
Why is it that you tell me that you have a crush on me, but when I ask you out, you reject me and tell me you're sorry but I'm the the most caring guy ever
Dear assistant stage manager,
Please don't talk behind her back about a freshman messing up the lights during a show when in your first year you almost severely injured someone by cueing someone else at the wrong time.
Dear neighbour above me,
Please turn down your music. It is shaking everything in my apartment. Plus, some of us have important things to do, like study for exams.
Dear Mother,
Please stop asking me if I'm into girls. Just because I have a deep voice and I'm overweight does not mean I'm a lesbian. Stereotype much?
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