Dear old bitch who crashed into me,
You can try use the "young person, probably on their phone"excuse to your insurance company, but this "young tech-obsessed teen" has a dash cam that caught you on your phone, and caught you crashing into me.
Sincerely, enjoy your talk with the insurance company.
Dear Movie Loving Friend,
Please stop talking during the movie we're watching. I don't care about the trivia when I'm trying to follow what's going on.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Your Theatre loving friend
Dear Neighbor Mom,
Please bring your screaming child out into the shared hallway of our apartments so it can shout it's feelings to the whole living earth. It's shouts sound like a million shrieking cats.
Sincerely, Trying to Nap
Yep, I'm totally avoiding you. I helped you out on the homework twice, and now you seem to think I only exist to explain each and every problem for you.
Sincerely, I have my own stuff to do
Dear boy who picked on me in middle school,
Why didn't you tell me how you felt when we were 13?
Sincerely, I'm sorry, but now I'm 21 and have a boyfriend
Dear new seasonal guy who thinks only women have to vacuum,
Please enjoy the next three months of your seasonal job being on the night shift. Where at the end of every shift someone has to vacuum, that someone now being you.
Sincerely, The feminist that also works night shifts.
Dear my dearly beloved cousin,
Please turn your music down. You may have earbuds in, but I can still hear every beat, word, and song you're listening to.
Sincerely, it's midnight, I just wanna go to sleep...
Please forgive me for being a shitty husband. Depression is a bitch and you deserve better, but on the upside you seem to have figured that out too. I'm sorry I wasted 10 years of your life.
Sincerely, I'll show myself out. Goodnight.
Dear other drivers,
If you want to get into my lane, please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD use your turn signal. Especially if I'm moving fast and you're not.
Sincerely, I don't actually want to rear end you!
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I told you how I felt, and some sort of reaction would be nice
Sincerely, girl who likes you a lot
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Sincerely, weren't you ever a student?!
Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Sincerely, a student who feels really annoyed when dumber people get higher grades
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
Please teach us something important, like how to survive in the real world.
Sincerely, a student who is sick of learning subjects she will never use in life.
Dear person who said "You're only in first year you don't know anything" when I said I had a lot of work,
Please tell that to my three assignments, two essays, two tests, and three books that I have over the next two weeks.
Sincerely, I'm not trying to diminish your experience, don't diminish mine.