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Dear Justin Bieber,
Oh you've designed your own perfume, and nail polish line?
Dear Dancing with the Stars,
Your name is really misleading...
Dear witchy popular girl,
I would say, "I may be a nerd, but watch out, I'll be your boss someday," but I don't think that's gonna happen.
Dear parents,
Please wait until I leave the house to do your business. The 'going into your room and turning up the TV' trick is getting old.
Dear world,
A couple of planks of wood. Now stop asking me.
Dear iTunes ,
Really? $1.29? What's the extra .29 for? Shipping and handling?
Dear people that think the easter bunny lays its own eggs,
NO! It does not.
Dear Europe,
Please refrain from giving such small coutries such big names.
Dear diary,
I'm so glad I can write embarrassing, intimate details of my life and nobody will ever read them.
Dear tomato,
If you're are classified as a fruit, then is ketchup technically a smoothie?
Dear public school kids,
Please invite me to a party. A real one. With boys.
Dear Stephanie Meyer ,
So you based Twilight off of a dream? "It does not do to dwell on dreams..."
Dear "money can't by you happiness",
That may be true, but I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini.
Dear couple in line at Walmart,
Don't you think you should of bought the condoms first?
Dear Little Mermaid,
I think you being my favorite childhood movie is why the thought of eating fish disgusts me.
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