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Dear Ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend,
Cute, you wore his shirt to school. Guess he didn't tell you I used to sleep in that shirt with nothing underneath.
Dear Nasa,
Is a Dwarf still a human? That's what I thought.
Dear Lifesaver candies,
Your name is really ironic right now!
Dear Mario,,
Seriously?! He kidnaps me numerous times, and you INVITE HIM GO-KARTING?!
Dear navigation system,
You always bring me through the ghettos and sometimes tell me to drive into lakes.
Dear customer,
Please continue to glare at me through the window just because we are closed.
Dear monsters inc.,
mike and sully live together, adopted a human, and came out of the closet
Dear mom who just screwed up my medical form,
So I have asthma bronchitis cancer and I'm pregnant?
Dear young girls walking in a row at the mall looking down at their phones,
Heads up.
Dear girl coughing obnoxiously in class,
Please note that we all helped to sneak the cough drop across the room so that you could shove it in your mouth.
Dear world,
You can't say bubbles angrily no matter how hard you try.
Dear Kay Jewelers,
Every kiss does NOT begin with K.
Dear erotic novels,
what part is considered the climax of the story?
Dear Jersey Shore,
If I wanted to watch talking carrots I would've watched Veggie Tales.
Dear Age Is Just A Number,
Oh really?
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