My life. My body. My decision.
Sincerely, someone who wants their rights
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Sincerely, Randolph, the brown-nosed reindeer
Dear door-to-door religious converters,
Please realize that you are wasting your time trying to "sell" your religion to those who are well-educated. A better use of your time may be to start studying about science and evolution.
Sincerely, a well-informed atheist
Dear no filter Instagrammers,
Please stop tagging with #nofilter on your photos. We can all tell by how awful they are.
Sincerely, a filter using Instagrammer
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Sincerely, someone who has two maybe three problems in their lfie
Dear Grammar Nazis,
Please understand that proper spelling and grammar are not indicative of one's intelligence or education, and should not be treated as such.
Dear adoptive, gay dads,
Thanks for teaching me your philosophy on life, love and acceptance. Hakuna Matata!
Dear person who dropped their phone in water,
You should put it in rice. The rice will attract Asians and they will fix the problem.
Sincerely, you're welcome
Dear Psychology majors,
If you want to know about the brain, study Neuroscience.
Sincerely, someone who is actually studying science
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Dear Sophia Vergara,
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
Sincerely, I need a tissue.
Dear straight boys,
Please realize that I don't find you attractive, just because I am gay.
Sincerely, a gay guy with standards
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Sincerely, the nerds