Please stop asking me if I'm into girls. Just because I have a deep voice and I'm overweight does not mean I'm a lesbian. Stereotype much?
Sincerely, Your most definitely straight daughter.
Please refrain from yelling at me five minutes after my appointment to talk about my sever generalized anxiety disorder with my pyschologist.
Sincerely, has it even occurred to you WHY I'm seeing one in the first place?
Dear parents who smoke in the house,
I respect your right to smoke, and I respect that it's Canada, but we do have a garage with a space heater.
Sincerely, 19 years at home may give me lung cancer.
Dear Tour Guide in Italy,
I know our group entirely consists of Americans, and I know we're supposed to stay with our tour guide at all times during the tour, but taking us to McDonalds for lunch is unacceptable.
Sincerely, Disappointed American Tourist in search of authentic Italian cuisine
Considering I submitted all my fees two weeks before break, there is absolutely no reason why you "couldn't send my timetable". Everyone else in my class has theirs, including those who submitted their fees after mine.
Sincerely, no clue when my classes are...
My parents have tirelessly worked to send me to a good school and go on holidays. They were not born with golden spoons.
Sincerely, stop taking money out of your son's bank account and get a job.
Please acknowledge the fact that it is my birthday next time.
Sincerely, I know you can see it on facebook
Please stop calling me your friend and then never inviting me to hang out but posting pictures on Instagram of the great time you're having.
Sincerely, the lonely girl
Please realize that just because I am 20, broke, living at home, and desperately trying to move out does not mean that you can tell me to pack my bags every time I do one tiny little thin wrong.
Sincerely, I'm really honestly trying.
Please dont use me to figure out your sexuality. I refuse to be your dirty little secret. If you really are interested when youve figured yourself out, let me know. Just please be aware of my own confusion.
Sincerely, Im actually kind of into you.
Dear Friend Who I Have Known All My Life,
Did you just really call me anorexic when I just stuffed five pieces of pizza in my mouth? I eat as much or more than you.
Sincerely, Fast Metabolism
Please don't text me on my birthday anymore. Stop telling me I was the best thing that every happened to you. It has been over three years since you cheated and put your hands on me.
Sincerely, Your ex who found a gentleman
Dear kids I went to middle school with,
Please stop trying to friend me on Facebook. You spread rumors about me, made my life hell, and made me cry about myself everyday for 3 years. I am so done with all of you, and I wish you would stay out of my life for good.
Sincerely, that (not so anymore) quiet nerdy blonde girl
Please stop calling my friends "foreign" just because they're not white. They're every bit of American that I am, and even though you don't think you're racist, your comments are. I value them based on their personalities, not the amount of melanin in their integumentary system.
Sincerely, teenage daughter with a diverse friend group