Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Sincerely, 13 and still upset that my magical powers have not been acknowledged
That 70's Show was aired in 1998. If we made an equivalent show now, it would be called That 90's Show.
Sincerely, 1990 was 23 YEARS AGO...how crazy is that?
It is not my job to be bubbly and happy every second of my 8-hour shift...
Sincerely, you realize that we aren't guaranteed lunch breaks, so none of us have eaten...
Dear creep staring at my butt in the gym,
You're in for a shock when I turn around.
Sincerely, fifteen years old.
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Sincerely, it's not always about you
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Sincerely, Soon to Defend her Thesis
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Sincerely, a person who actually read the books and saw the connections.
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Sincerely, got you away from the computer, to play board games and have a random sword fight
Please dont make this any harder
Sincerely, broken hearted scot when she found out you were leaving
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Sincerely, yup that WAS a vocabulary word
Please know there air is there so the chips dont break and crumble
Sincerely, potato chip companies
Please stop dressing me up in little outfits.
Sincerely, your cat
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Sincerely, the girl who's foot just connected with your balls
Dear spam mail,
I appreciate the consideration, but please stop sending me offers to "enlarge my manhood".
Sincerely, a girl