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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear women and werewolves,
Please stop fighting over who has the worse 'time of the month'. I think we win.
Dear parents,
Please stop using the saying "Till the cows come home"
Dear 2 year old ,
Thank you for yelling IM RAINING while you are potty training
Dear Nutella I just got on my elbow,
Thanks for the help. Turns out all you need is proper motivation.
Dear silent classroom,
LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
Dear guy friends who just decided to search my purse,
Congrats, you found my tampon stash.
Dear Tim Burton,
Why do you always have me killing your wife in movies?
Dear person checking behind the curtain for serial killers,
DO YOU MIND?!?
Dear people who take Bible verse out of context,
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
Dear Yankee Candle,
Seriously? Candles for men?
Dear scarred teenage girl,
All of my clothes were in the laundry...
Dear Channing Tatum,
PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
Dear older brother who got the mustache tattooed on your finger ,
Please don't show me your 'thinking face' in public
Dear apologetic people,
Usually "my bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing... Except at funerals.
Dear Bible app,
Please tell me how you have an update!!!
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