Understand that when you say the tests won't cover specific dates and definitions and they actually do, then most of the class will fail.
Sincerely, first C in 4 years
Dear idiots at the grocery store,
Please stop saying items must be free if they don't ring the first time
Sincerely, I am going to throw my register at your head ITS NOT FREE
Dear boy who called me a coward for not catching a ball coming right at me,
Can you not see the splint on my right hand index finger?
Sincerely, a right handed girl who doesn't want to hurt her finger again, in the same way
Please pay your electric bill. I know weed and PBR are the nectar of your kind, but having power is far more important. Please get your priorities togther. I am sorry our units share electrical wiring.
Sincerely, neighbors who are impacted by your poor choice making.
What do you think of Meghan Trainor's song "All about that bass"? I've heard some people say it's skinny shaming and want to know your thoughts.
Sincerely, A lurker
Dear doctors at the emergency room,
Do you really have to ask if I'm pregnant or sexually active?
Sincerely, the thirteen-year-old girl with a broken arm.
Please stop having sex at midnight on a Thursday. I am sick and have class at eight tomorrow, I just want to sleep.
Sincerely, your roommate who just needs to go to bed
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Please try to aim at the toilet bowl and not the seat
Sincerely, employee who is tired cleaning up after you
Dear girls in my class,
Stop laughing at guys who get a boner in front of the class. They don't laugh at you when you have period stains.
Sincerely, we are not the only ones who got screwed by mother nature.
Dear Some Drivers in my Area,
Please note that at the busy intersections, all left hand turn lanes have signs that state "Left turn on left signal only" because of the blind school in the area. Do not honk at me while the turn light is red.
Sincerely, Trying to obey the law
Dear Atheist Friends,
Please stop trash talking my religion.
Sincerely, I don't judge your views
Dear Boyfriend - or whatever I should call you,
Please decide whether or not you actually want to be with me.
Sincerely, the girl who is in love with you.
Please understand that i don't belive, so if you could just pleas stop trying to save me, i don't care if you think i'm going to hell because i DON'T belive in hell, that is your belife
Sincerely, all non christians
Please realize that just because you weren't here when I did my chores, and therefore didn't see me do them, it doesn't mean I didn't do them, and just because I missed a few spots on the floor while sweeping doesn't mean I didn't sweep.
Sincerely, Really? I have extra chores tomorrow for the chores I "didn't" do???