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Dear guy on my robotics team,
Please never change. Or do, I can't tell you what to do. But you're an amazing person and knowing you has made my life so much better.
Dear universe,
Please give my best friend a break. No teenager deserves cancer, especially when his mom died from it 3 years ago.
Dear best friend who recently came out of the closet,
No, I don't care about your sexual orientation. No, I'm not going judge you. Yes, I am a devoted Christian. Yes, I still love you.
Dear liver,
Please forgive me for last night
Dear users of this fine website,
Please understand that, as a moderator, I allow certain posts through that are incredibly stupid or nonsensical at times. Why? Because I can't wait to see what the comments section for those posts will look like.
Dear guy trying to talk to me,
I'm not trying to be rude, I am sure you are really nice, but I woke up at 4:30 in the morning to go to work.
Dear people who say girls shouldn't wear make-up,
I have the face of a ten-year-old and the chest capacity of a 21-year-old. I'm 16.
Dear 'friend zoned guy friend',
How is it my fault that as soon as you met me you 'potential girlfriend' zoned me? I just wanted to be mates...
Dear guy friend,
Remember when I said I wasn't looking for a relationship?
Dear Netflix,
Please stop suggesting that I should watch Human Centipede. If I wanted to watch someone eating crap I'd go to McDonald's.
Dear (some) black people,
It really isn't the white people's fault; try working hard.
Dear Self-Harmers,
Celebrate the little things, it helps keep you going. In fact, celebrate everyday that you succeed in getting up in the morning. I know I do, even if it isn't a long time.
Dear Dad,
Please stop eating so much. You're overweight already, and it kills me to see you putting too much unhealthy food into your body. Our family does not have a genetic history of longevity and I really want you to be healthy enough to meet your grand kids.
Dear heterosexuals,
Relax, the gays don't want to marry you.
Dear Gamer girls,
Please Imagine you're in a supermarket, and a guy walks up to you and says, "Hi, I'm a guy who can cook!", then goes on to brag about how he can make mac & cheese, instant noodles, and microwave pies.
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