Dear My AP European History Teacher,
Please understand that I, and all of your students, have responsibilities besides doing 2 hours of homework every night for you.
Sincerely, Stressed Out
Please start writing songs about being in love and happy with that, with no bad ending or catch.
Sincerely, married woman who would like to still listen to your music.
Dear the boy playing the waiting game,
Is it really that hard to respond to a text? Just pick up your phone and type.
Sincerely, i know you've been online so why are you ignoring me
Please, stop taking all of my moisturizer.
Sincerely, No Longer Moist
Dear other men,
Please realize that you should have no say in women's reproductive choices, and it is perverse that you insist otherwise.
Sincerely, A man
Dear oncoming cars,
Wouldn't it be a shame if, instead of running back into safety, I ran out on the road very suddenly at the last second?
Dear Student Loans,
Thank you for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you.
Sincerely, College Kids Everywhere
Dear everyone staring at the beach,
Please don't judge me for wearing a one piece. I know that I'm a skinny teenager but I don't feel comfortable wearing a bikini.
Sincerely, please respect that and don't judge
Dear Night shift customers,
Please remember that we are a grocery store, not a bank. We don't carry more then $200 in the till for obvious security reasons.
Sincerely, the ATM machine is right there idiot.
I know I don't wear the brightest colored clothes, but that doesn't mean I cut.
Sincerely, you're checking the wrong daughters arm..
Dear Mouthy American doing a year abroad,
Please realise there is a massive difference between an American university and a British one. Yes, the boundary for a first is 70 here. That doesn't mean we have it easier; if you get an 85 chances are you'll get published in a journal. I can't wait for your first piece of work to get marked.
Sincerely, your fed-up classmate
Please convert to Potterism. We have cauldron cakes.
Sincerely, a Potterhead
Dear Future Partner-In-Crime,
Please come find me when you have the time. I know you're out there somewhere.
Sincerely, a perpetually lonely girl
Dear Boyfriend Everyone Teases About for Not Being Good Looking,
I always knew you were the one when I texted you about what you were doing, and you replied "I'm baking cookies with my grandmother for Vacation Bible School. I'm helping with the 7 year olds today".
Sincerely, Your Girlfriend Who Finds You Amazing in Every Way
Dear teens who say "I'll respect my elders if they respect me",
It isn't supposed to work that way. You show respect to your elders until they give you reason not to. They will show you respect when you earn it.
Sincerely, that attitude is why we are considered the rudest generation.