Dear people who tell me what to do with my uterus,
Sincerely, a childfree person
Dear Crazy Teacher,
Please make a lesson plan and stop treating us like your 2nd graders.
Sincerely, a frustrated honors student who wants to learn.
Dear girl sitting behind me,
Wanting to gain weight doesn't give you the right to treat me like I have a mental illness. There are things I want to do rather than trying ridiculous diets that society recommends.
Sincerely, the underweight girl trying to reach the minimum weight requirement so she can donate blood
If you ask your employees to obtain any sort of license or purchase any type of clothing at all so they can be part of your team, you better pay for it (which you never do)
Sincerely, you don't even offer to pay half of the thing.
Dear Mother in Law,
Please realise that the things you are accusing me of are totally untrue. Maybe you should look at your own attitude before criticising others, you might find you have more to admit to than you think.
Sincerely, Your Daughter in Law
Dear Baby Changing Stations,
Please stop showing up in the handicapped washroom stalls. I know you need to be somewhere, but it's the only stall I can use and I have to pee!!!
Sincerely, Not blaming the moms changing their babies, just the designers of the washrooms
Dear boys who say makeup is false advertising,
I was unaware that my face was for sale.
Sincerely, a girl who likes how she looks with makeup on and doesn't need your approval.
Dear School Bus Driver and Mom,
Could you have your ten minute conversation when there isn't a huge line of cars stopped waiting for the school bus to turn its lights off?
Sincerely, Just trying to get to work on time
Please stop smoking. You're killing us both.
Sincerely, the one who's coughing all the time.
Please remember that just because you think we work menial jobs, we are still humans. We work these jobs and if we didn't, you would be pissed that you aren't getting "the help you deserve". If you are kind to us, we will be more apt to be kind to you and go out of our way to make sure you have what you need.
Sincerely, The "worthless" worker who loves her job most days.
Dear person who cut my convertible top to break into my car,
Please tell me how bad your breath must have been.
Sincerely, why did you only take the gum?
Thanks for trying to be "supportive", but he's my husband, and I am his. We don't have to call each other "partners".
Sincerely, political correctness is fine, but we don't need correcting.
Dear fellow freshmen,
Please know, I don't care if you swear. Hell I do the same! I don't care if you are giving blowjobs and having sex. I don't care if you are doing drugs. I don't care that you don't care about school. What I do care about is getting an education. So please refrain from swearing in front of the teachers who care about it, fucking each other and smoking pot in the auditorium. And please at least pretend to pay attention in class, so those of us who want to go to college on a budget can do so!
Sincerely, a pissed off freshman
Please respect my time by actually showing up to the meetings you request outside of my office hours. I'm more than willing to meet outside of them, but that often means rearranging my schedule to do so. Your class is not my only responsibility
Sincerely, Your busy TA
Dear dance partner,
Please brush your teeth in the future before you come to class. Chewing gum isn't really a proper subsitute for hygeine and it's distracting and uncomfortable for your partners when they can smell your breath from a foot away.
Sincerely, your partner