Please stop saying you can't wait to grow up. The real world is tough.
Sincerely, a person who wishes she was still a kid.
Alright, she's scared. You can start with the noises now.
Sincerely, Scary Movie
Please give me back my heart.
Sincerely, Ex-girlfriend with a hole in her chest.
Dear girl from my school laughing at me for shopping with my mom,
As long as she's paying, I'm fine with it.
Please stop letting girls who got pregnant at 16 go to college for free. You're encouraging bad behavior. Reward the people who were responsible and DIDN'T get pregnant in high school.
Sincerely, a responsible teen.
Please don't come into the store I work in to buy things on a holiday and then complain that we're open.
Sincerely, if we didn't have business, we wouldn't be open.
I didn't realize you were gone until you came back from vacation. I knew you were back because of your loud, catty outbursts. I did not miss you at all!
Sincerely, Wishing you had stayed gone
Am I really that repulsive?
Sincerely, Not a single match.
People always write LOL, LMAO and other indications of humor when their faces are really dead as hell.
Sincerely, LOL but I'm not even smiling
Please imagine what it would be like if everyone thought you were attracted to goats and wouldn't believe you if you said otherwise. That's honest-to-God how it feels when you say I'm "too pretty" to be a lesbian.
Sincerely, your gay-as-Justin-Beaver-riding-a-pink-unicorn-over-a-feild-of-flowers daughter.
So sometiems when I ask your honest opinion, I mean that I want you to agree with me. For once. Like, now that that good for nothing Klinté is gone, I have no man in my life to silently agree, so the responsibility falls to you, on those days, that we all have, when we just need a girl to say YES SISTER YES. So my dress is beautiful, my lipstick looks fine, there is not food on my face, and I'm the queen.
Sincerely, for realz.
Please realize you have to do your part of the project before mine. It's hard to find articles on a subject if you don't tell me wth we're doing it on
Dear campus library,
I know you usually close early on Fridays, but couldn't you make an exception today?
Sincerely, It's finals week, and I needed that computer to access my e-textbook for studying
When you tell employees' business to other people in the office or how you disciplined someone in your department, you show how unprofessional you are and create a hostile environment as a result.
Sincerely, Trust building should come from the top
Dear people who hate all Muslims,
Please learn that not all of us are bad, in fact most of us are good, and we just get a bad rep because of some crazy people who pretend to follow our religion.
Sincerely, an ostracized and hated Muslim who has never hurt a fly.