Dear creepy boy messaging me,
I'm trying to give you a chance. Don't ruin it by telling me that you'd recongize my ass anywhere.
Sincerely, that's creepy
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please stop hating me and telling your son to break up with me because I have pink and blue in my fringe
Sincerely, smart science major girlfriend
Dear skinny girls,,
Just because I weigh 110 pounds and you weigh 85 doesn't mean I'm fat.
Sincerely, a 13 year old girl of average weight.
If you would rather hang out with my sister than me, you don't have to pretend that isn't true. i know it is and I have seen it with everybody else. It happens everytime. Ever wondered what happened to my first best friend?
Sincerely, Hoping for a True Friend
Men do not have reproductive rights. Women can choose to abort or give up a baby for adoption, and men cannot do anything about it. Women can abandon their baby under safe haven laws with no questions asked; men have no choice, even if they want that baby. Women can lecture you about how telling her not to have sex is offensive, but men get told to "keep it in their pants" and nobody says a word. Women get expect the state to force her partner to subsidize her choice to keep a baby he doesn't want, and men just have to "suck it up and pay up."
Sincerely, someone who's beginning to think women aren't worth the trouble
You claim that your kids are darling little angels. The glass on the floor, bite marks on my arm, juice spilled on my shirt, and bruise on my shin prove that this is a lie.
Sincerely, your overworked, underpaid server
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please stop telling me that you love me no matter what and then get mad at me when I make a simple mistake. I'm pretty sure making a B on ONE test won't knock my chances of getting into a good college.
Sincerely, your sophomore daughter
No don't worry about it. I love getting yelled at the moment I get home about something that happened while I was at work.
Sincerely, What did I do wrong now?
Please don't wake me up to tell me I have 20 more minutes to sleep
Sincerely, your sick exhausted daughter on summer vacation
Dear "I'm not going to listen to you because you annoy the s-word out of me",
I politely asked you to please put in headphones when you were watching a video on your laptop. When you didn't I, explained that I was studying for a math test. That room is supposed to be quiet, with nothing above occasional whispered homework questions.
Sincerely, you're the annoying one
When it's supposed to snow the next day, it is not acceptable to say 'Since we're having a snow day, here's a project to do over it!'.
Sincerely, do you want me to have no life?
I understand that the bags are weak, but you don't have to act as if they're made of tissue paper! I mean, triple bagging? That wasn't even heavy enough to justify double bagging!
Sincerely, your exasperated cashier
Stop making snide passive aggressive remarks about your grandson's sexual orientation. Just because you don't agree, doesn't mean you need to be rude about it
Sincerely, aunt who loves her nephew just the way he is
Dear AP World teacher,
Please stop complimenting me on my study schedule, and how you wish more students were as "diligent" as me. When you asked how my grades had gotten so high so quickly after them being so low, and I told you how I had started scheduling time for panic attacks while studying. You should not take this as a good thing
Sincerely, a all AP student
Dear Emergency Room Attending,
I get it, You're overworked and It's really busy!! But please stop shouting at me and calling me incompetent every time I need a second opinion on a consult! It's only my second week!
Sincerely, Remember that you were a med student too!!