Dear girl in my class,
Are you kidding me? We're discussing examples of sterotypes and pointing out how untrue they are.
Sincerely, "that's not a stereotype, that's just true."
Dear parents who keep telling me to find a job,
Please realize I am a sophomore in high school who does extracurriculars, track, community service, and the theater productions. I barely have enough time to do homework, much less a job.
Sincerely, your son who stays up past midnight frequently
I have a signed medical form stating that I am not to work in positions that require me to stand or lift, and a notice from your boss to keep me on cashier because I am quick and I can use the stool to stay off my feet. If you try to bully me into working the stockroom, I will go over your head, and I will keep going until you or I am fired.
Sincerely, step off!
Dear the guy who said he'd never heard a girl say they're pretty.,
I think i'm beautiful. I think I'm fantastic. I am not skinny. I am chubby and I love my cupcakes in the morning. I rarely work out, and I feel great. I work on things that are important to me, and I've done a great job. That works a lot better than only worrying about your looks. I'm sorry girls don't believe in themselves as much as they ought.
Sincerely, Beautiful and Confident.
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept when you screwed up on a test. It's not fair for half the class not to get points they deserve.
Sincerely, Should have had a 95 but I have an 82...
Please stop critisizing my gay friends. They know me better than you do.
Sincerely, your in-the-closet bisexual daughter.
Dear Reasonably Attractive Male Friend,
Please stop trying to force me into a relationship.
Sincerely, Not Interested
Dear public high school staff,
That girl's clothes barely cover her body, that couple is practically having sex in the hallway, this other girl ha slits up and down her arms, and a drug deal just went down behind me during class, and you just gave me detention for forgetting to take my hat off when I came inside.
Sincerely, don't you have more important things to deal with?
Stop comparing me to my little brother. I know you would choose him over me but, I don't like hearing about how if I try harder I could be more like him and stuff
Sincerely, your younger daughter who no matter how hard she tries, can't catch a ball, can't get all A's and ca
Dear fellow crew member,
Please realize that you do not have authority to sit down the entire crew after a show and reprimand us for every little mistake. We are all on the same team, we'retudents, and this is college theatre, not a dictatorship. The world does not revolve around you, and I'm sick of having to mentally prepare myself for these "notes" so I don't burst into tears.
Sincerely, A fellow crew member who just wants everyone to respect each other.
Please don't tell me that attending my fiance's graduation from basic training in San Diego is not worth going to. I know it's a lot of money but I plan on paying for the trip myself. You may not think these things are important but I have slightly different priorities than you.
Sincerely, the proud fiance of a Marine who knows she won't see him for another four years
I can be fat and anorexic.
Sincerely, people calling me fat is what made me not want to eat.
Dear Boy I like,
You asked for my number, so why havent you called me.
Sincerely, Confused Girl.
Dear random guy at the bar,
Please use your words before you try to wrap your arms around me.
Sincerely, a conversation could have worked wonders