So, if nobody jumps off a cliff, will YOU jump off?
Dear twin sister,
I'll take your french final if you take my math final?
Sincerely, college here we come!
Dear Philosophy Professor,
Thank you for making me laugh during my midterm exam.
Sincerely, Question #4: The Los Angeles Lakers make me want to vomit. a. True b. True
Who do you think you are, running around leaving scars?
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Sincerely, there's a pregnant woman in your ad...
Dear girls at school dances,,
Those dresses are WHOREifyingly short.
Sincerely, bad puns.
How do mermaids reproduce?
Sincerely, lets think logically about this....
Dear whoever made the desk/chair combo for colleges,
Please fix the center of gravity on those things.
Sincerely, just tipped over in a class of 70 while taking a test.
Dear Girls who have Orange spray tans,
Oompa loompa doopity dooooooooo.....
I like how I can do anything in them and no one will ever know.
Sincerely, I just made out with a chair and robbed a pet store.
I'd tap that.
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Don't you just hate it when you're wandering the woods in your bra and panties and someone takes a picture?!
Sincerely, you must have the worst luck
Dear jerks who say they don't date fat girls,
I may be fat but you're ugly
Sincerely, I can lose weight...you're stuck with that face forever
Dear little girl who asked if I comb my hair with a fork,
Yes. Yes, I do.
Sincerely, amused redhead