Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Sincerely, he literally just kissed my cheek.
Dear Sexist Jerks,
No my 'daddy' didn't buy me my Porsche, my job in neurology did.
Sincerely, Yeah now you want to flirt with me.
Dear ex best-friend,
YOU confronted ME and asked for an apology, which was something I gave two years ago but willingly gave again because I truly am sorry for what I did. Don't complain on Twitter about the fact that I 'finally' apologized when YOU asked for it. Please grow up, forgive me, and move on
Sincerely, leave me alone
Wouldn't it be easier for you to just tell me to my face that you hate me?
Sincerely, not the perfect daughter you wanted.
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Sincerely, have a 2 day suspension for a repeated offense.
You both majored in physics. If you can't put my homework into terms I understand, you don't get to call me stupid.
Sincerely, just admit you're not as good at this as you pretend.
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Sincerely, a daughter who's gonna need a shrink
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Sincerely, your daughter trying to eat a block of nutella
Dear stuck up girl in my class,
Thanks for telling me I didn't deserve to get a better grade than you. Then trying to correct the teacher and getting proven wrong in front of the entire lecture class.
Sincerely, I studied my ass off for that test.
Dear dance teacher,
Please stop staring at me. I'm thinking of quitting on the first musical I've ever gotten to do because of your creepy grins.
Sincerely, Oh, and I have one hell of a kick if you try anything.
The one time I actually wear makeup you criticize me!
Sincerely, no, eyeliner does not make me look goth
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
Sincerely, your "dropout punk" cashier
Dear relatives who have no concept of time,
Usually when people call and say that they're coming over, they don't mean 5 hours later.
Sincerely, the world doesn't revolve around you
Yes, I am skinny. No, I do not have an eating disorder.
Sincerely, please stop being so judgmental.
Dear gym teacher,
Please don't try to tell me how my body works. Thanks for the advice, but from experience with gym teachers like you... I know that that isn't true for me.
Sincerely, girl whose period cramps get ten times worse with exercise.