Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Sincerely, a focused teen
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
Sincerely, you'll finally get to teach them a lesson...
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
Dear people who pray before meals,
Please stop praying to God to make your double-decker cheeseburger, large coke, and fries nourish your body. That's not how it works...
Sincerely, Eat healthy!
Dear people who get upset at me for driving "too slow",
I'm driving the speed limit and saving you from getting a ticket!
Sincerely, You're welcome!
We are giving you apples for a reason. It worked with Snow White...
Sincerely, your students
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Sincerely, the nerds
If you want us to stay virgins, you should promote, not denounce, masturbation!
Sincerely, horny teenagers.
Dear 1% iPhone battery,
My boyfriend should be jealous of how long you last.
Sincerely, Soon to be ex-girlfriend.
Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Have you ever even eaten a grape or cherry before?
Sincerely, a sick person that is completely disappointed in your flavors.
Dear Louie, the cat of DBPB,
Please accept my offering of tuna. Like the Egyptians, I worship you.
Sincerely, one of your two-legged, loyal followers.
Dear hot guy in my AP math class,
Please be my derivative so you can lie tangent to my curves.
Sincerely, the nerdy girl who sits behind you
We see you sleeping with Peter Pettigrew every night on our map. Just come out already, we will all still love you!
Sincerely, Fred and George