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Dear students,
Want to hear a chemistry joke?
Dear minivan with the TV in the back,
Please stop switching lanes. I was watching that.
Dear Disney,
Why are all the princesses only 16 in the movies and marry after only a few days of knowing the prince?
Dear beer belly ,
Bet you wish you had a six pack, huh?
Dear old women shopping at Forever 21,
Forever 41 is next door...
Dear music teacher,
You say flute, I say snarfblad.
Dear parents,
Just because I eat my burritos sideways doesn't mean you have to stare at me like I have two heads.
Dear Mufasa,
You only had one life left? Oh, my bad...
Dear health class,
Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.
Dear girls playing never have I ever,
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU DONE?!
Dear automatic toilet,
You scared the crap out of me!
Dear Hogwarts,
That awkward moment when even Hufflepuff rejects you.
Dear boys,
I've seen your girlfriends in the shower.
Dear Lifetime,
Is it awkward when you cast someone as a rapist?
Dear hockey referees ,
Are you pregnant? Because you just missed two periods!
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