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Dear family,
You say you know everything about me yet you feed me the food I am allergic too
Dear boy in my grade,
Please stop becoming mad at me for "un 'Murican" just because I appreciate another country.
Dear parents,
Please stop comparing me to my sister then saying I cant do it. It's confusing and it hurts
Dear skinny girls,,
Just because I weigh 110 pounds and you weigh 85 doesn't mean I'm fat.
Dear girl in my class,
Are you kidding me? We're discussing examples of sterotypes and pointing out how untrue they are.
Dear parents who keep telling me to find a job,
Please realize I am a sophomore in high school who does extracurriculars, track, community service, and the theater productions. I barely have enough time to do homework, much less a job.
Dear boss,
I have a signed medical form stating that I am not to work in positions that require me to stand or lift, and a notice from your boss to keep me on cashier because I am quick and I can use the stool to stay off my feet. If you try to bully me into working the stockroom, I will go over your head, and I will keep going until you or I am fired.
Dear fellow crew member,
Please realize that you do not have authority to sit down the entire crew after a show and reprimand us for every little mistake. We are all on the same team, we'retudents, and this is college theatre, not a dictatorship. The world does not revolve around you, and I'm sick of having to mentally prepare myself for these "notes" so I don't burst into tears.
Dear random guy at the bar,
Please use your words before you try to wrap your arms around me.
Dear teachers,
When it's supposed to snow the next day, it is not acceptable to say 'Since we're having a snow day, here's a project to do over it!'.
Dear Customer,
I understand that the bags are weak, but you don't have to act as if they're made of tissue paper! I mean, triple bagging? That wasn't even heavy enough to justify double bagging!
Dear Parents,
Please stop critisizing my gay friends. They know me better than you do.
Dear Reasonably Attractive Male Friend,
Please stop trying to force me into a relationship.
Dear public high school staff,
That girl's clothes barely cover her body, that couple is practically having sex in the hallway, this other girl ha slits up and down her arms, and a drug deal just went down behind me during class, and you just gave me detention for forgetting to take my hat off when I came inside.
Dear parents,
Stop comparing me to my little brother. I know you would choose him over me but, I don't like hearing about how if I try harder I could be more like him and stuff
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