Dear doctors at the emergency room,
Do you really have to ask if I'm pregnant or sexually active?
Sincerely, the thirteen-year-old girl with a broken arm.
Please stop having sex at midnight on a Thursday. I am sick and have class at eight tomorrow, I just want to sleep.
Sincerely, your roommate who just needs to go to bed
By now, I thought we'd have flying cars, personal robots, and a cure for cancer. What a disappointment you have been.
Sincerely, TV totally mislead me
I know damn fine that I won't ever want have children. So quit telling me how the pill or the three-month injection could affect my fertility and give me the contraception method I've decided to use. It's my body, so it's my decision. I do not have the duty to bear one child after the other just because I'm female.
Sincerely, annoyed woman
Blue isn't natural, green makes me look like a witch, pink is too mature, and sparkly just looks dumb. I guess you don't like my fingernails no matter what color they're painted.
Sincerely, I'll paint them what I damn please.
Dear Atheist Friends,
Please stop trash talking my religion.
Sincerely, I don't judge your views
Dear Boyfriend - or whatever I should call you,
Please decide whether or not you actually want to be with me.
Sincerely, the girl who is in love with you.
Please understand that i don't belive, so if you could just pleas stop trying to save me, i don't care if you think i'm going to hell because i DON'T belive in hell, that is your belife
Sincerely, all non christians
Dear teacher who always holds us over,
Please know that we do not care that we have twenty seconds of class left
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept when you screwed up on a test. It's not fair for half the class not to get points they deserve.
Sincerely, Should have had a 95 but I have an 82...
There are thirty students in here taking our exams. Why do you feel the need to spend half of the period leaning over my shoulder watching me work?
Sincerely, a thoroughly uncomfortable student.
did you seriously uber to school?
Sincerely, I think you can figure out a ride...
Dear "You haven't read Harry Potter?!?!",
No, I haven't. I can't sit down and read a long book. I can't. I don't particularly find interest in wizards either. I don't trash it, and I won't because I haven't read it.
Sincerely, why does it bother you?
Dear dark-skinned friends,
Just because your skin is browner than mine doesn't mean I haven't faced racism from white people before. Stop acting like I don't know what you're talking about. People assume I'm good at math and get good grades despite also assuming I only speak Chinese. I'm not even Chinese