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Dear freshmen girls in my apartment,
It's really not attractive when you get drunk and lose all control over your bodily functions. No one thinks you're cute with puke on your shirt.
Dear wrestler claiming male ballet dancers are gay,
Please realize while you're squirming around on the ground entangled with a sweaty guy...
Dear people who ask,
No, my dog is not named after Bella from Twilight.
Dear kids who went out to eat before prom,
Save your liver now, you'll need it when you're in college.
Dear overactive imagination,
Please stop convincing me there's a murderer in the house when the power goes out at 3am.
Dear toothpaste,
I know you're still in there!
Dear friend who asked if Tangled was based on a true story,
Yes, there really was a girl with magic hair that glowed when she sang and lived in a tower until she was 18.
Dear mom who just texted me GTTSBBSDITF,
Who in their right mind could ever figure out that it means "Gone To The Store, Be Back Soon. Dinner's In The Fridge?!"
Dear Prince Charming,
Why did you kiss Snow White if you thought she was dead?
Dear Mom,
If my friends jumped off a bridge it would be because I jumped first.
Dear line of dirt on the floor,
WHY WON'T YOU COOPERATE?!
Dear Apple and Blackberry,
Have you ever considered teaming up to make the ultimate device?
Dear Virgin Mary,
Thank you for proving abstinance is not 100% effective.
Dear Harry and Ron,
"Follow the spiders?" Ha. Too bad you didn't follow us to our secret cave filled with ready-to-destroy horcruxes.
Dear dad,
Please stop telling me that my generation is ruined. Your generation raised us.
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