You both majored in physics. If you can't put my homework into terms I understand, you don't get to call me stupid.
Sincerely, just admit you're not as good at this as you pretend.
Wouldn't it be easier for you to just tell me to my face that you hate me?
Sincerely, not the perfect daughter you wanted.
Please stop telling me I'd look good with long hair and I should grow it out. It's one of the few things I have control over.
Sincerely, Two years in remission.
Yes, I am a dancer. No, I am not a stripper. No, I am not a ballerina.
Sincerely, there are hundreds of other dance styles, why do you always assume I'm one or the other???
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
I'm alive please forgive me
Please don't bleed right in the middle of class on the first day. Especially when all the freshmen are touring the school.
Sincerely, the girl who's now known as 'nose girl' by everyone in the class and the girl who got in a fight by
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Sincerely, a daughter who's gonna need a shrink
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Sincerely, sick of double standards.
Dear grandmother in law,
Please stop complaining about me being lazy. For me, it's a huge step just being in your home.
Sincerely, your grandson's depressed girlfriend
Please don't keep me up again tonight
Sincerely, I like sleeping, so stop trying to rub your head on my hands until I pat you
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Sincerely, I see everything you say.
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Sincerely, you just ruined my cum laude chances
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Sincerely, frustrated girl with muscuar dystrophy.