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Dear parents,
You both majored in physics. If you can't put my homework into terms I understand, you don't get to call me stupid.
Dear mom,
Wouldn't it be easier for you to just tell me to my face that you hate me?
Dear Friend,
Please stop telling me I'd look good with long hair and I should grow it out. It's one of the few things I have control over.
Dear world,
Yes, I am a dancer. No, I am not a stripper. No, I am not a ballerina.
Dear Bacon,
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
Dear john,
I'm alive please forgive me
Dear nose,
Please don't bleed right in the middle of class on the first day. Especially when all the freshmen are touring the school.
Dear Family,
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Dear grandmother in law,
Please stop complaining about me being lazy. For me, it's a huge step just being in your home.
Dear Cat,
Please don't keep me up again tonight
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Dear Professor,,
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
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