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Dear Printer,
Why do you think the best time to print with invisible ink is when I'm doing my homework.
Dear people who make candy and soda flavored lip balm,
Nutella flavored lip balm, please.
Dear reader,
The reason penguins waddle is because they don't have knees.
Dear Simon Cowell,
You have no right to judge a singing competition. Trust me, I've heard you.
Dear Toddlers and Tiaras,
If the crowns are too big for their heads, then they are probably too young for the pageant.
Dear Math Teachers,
Give me an example of a life situation where I can't use my calculator...
Dear Face,
Please stop going red when you see my crush. It doesn't help, really.
Dear America,
You judge fat people, then you turn around and call me anorexic for being naturally skinny?
Dear crush's boyfriend,
When I said "Nice to meet you" I meant "Prepare to die in your sleep."
Dear stupid people in my physics class,
Please keep getting really low grades on tests, forcing the teacher to curve the grades
Dear fuzz ball,
I do intend to repeatedly slap you, flick you away from me, and watch for signs of life until you prove to me you aren't a bug.
Dear Vice Principal with a lisp,
FYI, none of your students take you seriously.
Dear loud popular people,
It's not that I'm quiet. It's just that you never shut up.
Dear enormously tall black football player walking by me,
That really made my day when your phone went off and Taylor Swift started singing "Our Song"
Dear mothers who put leashes on their kids,
I used to think you were so cruel...
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