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Dear boys,
Girls don't want you to look like Ken
Dear guy speaking mad fast spanish,
Whoa, dude! Take it easy!
Dear mosquito,
How did you manage to lift up my boob, and bite me?
Dear people looking at me weird,
What? you haven't seen a 14 year old girl with a cape and a viking helmet ride freely on a trike before?
Dear world,
BAZINGA!!!
Dear teacher,
Thank you ever so much for having all 28 of us use sharpies to make a chart that lasted the whole class period.
Dear English guys,
Girls may love your accent, but when I say "Potato", every uterus within a 50 mile radius explodes.
Dear everyone in the world,
When you fall, I will always be there for you
Dear friends,
Please stop sending me funny texts at the completely wrong moment
Dear mean girls,
It's not that I hate you....I just hope you start your next period in a shark tank.
Dear dog I left at home for an hour,
Why would you eat the heel out of my sock, my sister's cellphone, 3 pine cones, and somehow the cat door?
Dear Pocket,
You've managed to unlock my iPhone and beat my high score on temple run.
Dear writers of The Lion King,
About that "Cats always land on their feet" thing...
Dear mall that put Victoria's Secret next to the maternity store,
That's really good placement.
Dear guys who post pictures of themselves posing in the bathrooms with their abs,
If you're gonna do that, you might want to get rid of the power rangers towel behind you.
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