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Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
Dear Boys,
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
Dear people who pray before meals,
Please stop praying to God to make your double-decker cheeseburger, large coke, and fries nourish your body. That's not how it works...
Dear people who get upset at me for driving "too slow",
I'm driving the speed limit and saving you from getting a ticket!
Dear teachers,
We are giving you apples for a reason. It worked with Snow White...
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Dear religions,
If you want us to stay virgins, you should promote, not denounce, masturbation!
Dear 1% iPhone battery,
My boyfriend should be jealous of how long you last.
Dear Elsa,
Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Have you ever even eaten a grape or cherry before?
Dear Louie, the cat of DBPB,
Please accept my offering of tuna. Like the Egyptians, I worship you.
Dear hot guy in my AP math class,
Please be my derivative so you can lie tangent to my curves.
Dear Ron,
We see you sleeping with Peter Pettigrew every night on our map. Just come out already, we will all still love you!
Dear Dora the Explorer fans,
"Explorer" in Spanish is "exploradora". Get it now?
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