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THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear softball,
You're really not all that soft, are you?
Dear kids in elementary school,
Please go outside and actually DO something! You will have enough time to be addicted to electronics when you are older. Use your imagination or play hide and seek.
Dear girls who constantly complain about boys who stare at their cleavage,
Just an idea, wear your boobs on the inside of your shirt.
Dear girl who "overslept",
So you had enough time to coat your face with an inch of makeup but you didn't have enough time to put on actual clothes?
Dear history teacher,
Someone forgot to warn you not to say, "Let's get down to business." before teaching us about China.
Dear Daniel Radcliffe,
No matter how many movies you're in, you will always be Harry Potter.
Dear Prom goers,
Please just stop. That is not dancing, that is humping.
Dear couple holding hands in the hallway,
Red Rover time!
Dear toilet paper in a public bathroom,
I can see through you...
Dear Dora,
When I'm walking through a dark alley, I'll just say "Mugger no mugging!"
Dear vegetarians,
I may be eating Bambi, but you're eating Larry the Cucumber.
Dear Dora,
Yelling "Swiper no swiping!" did not stop the burglar...
Dear boys,
So you can write your name in the snow, but you can't aim into that huge hole in the toilet?
Dear police officer,
No, really I'm not drunk.
Dear bank teller,
Don't judge me.
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