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Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Dear Sexist Jerks,
No my 'daddy' didn't buy me my Porsche, my job in neurology did.
Dear ex best-friend,
YOU confronted ME and asked for an apology, which was something I gave two years ago but willingly gave again because I truly am sorry for what I did. Don't complain on Twitter about the fact that I 'finally' apologized when YOU asked for it. Please grow up, forgive me, and move on
Dear mom,
Wouldn't it be easier for you to just tell me to my face that you hate me?
Dear school,
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Dear parents,
You both majored in physics. If you can't put my homework into terms I understand, you don't get to call me stupid.
Dear Family,
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Dear mum,
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Dear stuck up girl in my class,
Thanks for telling me I didn't deserve to get a better grade than you. Then trying to correct the teacher and getting proven wrong in front of the entire lecture class.
Dear dance teacher,
Please stop staring at me. I'm thinking of quitting on the first musical I've ever gotten to do because of your creepy grins.
Dear mom,
The one time I actually wear makeup you criticize me!
Ma'am,
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
Dear relatives who have no concept of time,
Usually when people call and say that they're coming over, they don't mean 5 hours later.
Dear world,
Yes, I am skinny. No, I do not have an eating disorder.
Dear gym teacher,
Please don't try to tell me how my body works. Thanks for the advice, but from experience with gym teachers like you... I know that that isn't true for me.
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