Dear certain people,
Please stop telling teenagers with mental illness that they only feel like that because of puberty, hormones or whatever. Yes, teenagers tend to be moody, but if suicidality or self-harm was just another part of being a teenager, humanity would slowly die out. Most mental illnesses start showing symptoms in the early teenage years.
Dear people who shop at any store everywhere,
Please stop leaving the stuff you don't want in the queuing line or on random shelves. If you don't want the item, change your mind or realized you grabbed the wrong one and you're too lazy to put it back, then please give it to the cashier when you check out. Especially if it is a perishable item.
Sincerely, employees everywhere.
Please stop ruining it for the rest of us... U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, Singles everywhere.
Dear little brother,
When I wanted to run away because of how mom was treating me, you were there. When I started cutting because I was being bullied so harshly, you were there. When I was dealing with my bad breakup, you were there. When I needed a brother and I friend, you were there.
Sincerely, your appreciative older sister
Dear people against discrimination,
Please stop reverse-discrimintion because being white is something to be proud of as well!
Sincerely, white person who can't get into "diverse" schools
Dear Billy Goats Gruff,
You would sell out your own brother just to get across a stupid bridge? Man... that's cold. I don't even want to eat you anymore. I'm... I'm going to go think about stuff...
After eating half a pack of gummy vitamins I think I've worked out why they make medicines taste so bad.
Sincerely, Can you overdose on Vitamin C?
Dear Fairytale Lovers,
Cinderella's shoe came off even though it fitted perfectly because the Prince smeared the steps with pitch.
Sincerely, A very clever Prince
Dear Best friend who moved today,
I may not have shown it, but I really am going to miss you like crazy
Sincerely, got home and immediately started sobbing on the couch
Dear westerners who cannot bear the seemingly prolonged winter,
Want to exchange?
Sincerely, suffering in the Indian heat
Please never learn to talk.
Sincerely, That would be super embarrassing.
You're kidding, right?
Sincerely, I mean... really?
Dear Math Textbooks,
Stop trying so hard to be multicultural. Every problem does not have to be about "Mohammed, Jose, and JaQuonn". We promise we wont be offended if you use Bob Joe and Steve instead.
Sincerely, minorities everywhere
Dear Pot Heads,
Please stop complaining about how poor you are. If you can spend 20 bucks on weed you're not poor, you just have your priorities mixed up.
Sincerely, No sympathy