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THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Parents,
Please stop hating my girlfriend because she's a white Christian girl, not an Indian Muslim like us. I love her regardless of her race and religion. You should, too.
Dear idiots at the grocery store,
Please stop saying items must be free if they don't ring the first time
Dear boy who called me a coward for not catching a ball coming right at me,
Can you not see the splint on my right hand index finger?
Dear neighbors,
Please pay your electric bill. I know weed and PBR are the nectar of your kind, but having power is far more important. Please get your priorities togther. I am sorry our units share electrical wiring.
Dear Commentors,
What do you think of Meghan Trainor's song "All about that bass"? I've heard some people say it's skinny shaming and want to know your thoughts.
Dear doctors at the emergency room,
Do you really have to ask if I'm pregnant or sexually active?
Dear Roommate,
Please stop having sex at midnight on a Thursday. I am sick and have class at eight tomorrow, I just want to sleep.
Dear drivers,
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Dear girls in my class,
Stop laughing at guys who get a boner in front of the class. They don't laugh at you when you have period stains.
Dear Some Drivers in my Area,
Please note that at the busy intersections, all left hand turn lanes have signs that state "Left turn on left signal only" because of the blind school in the area. Do not honk at me while the turn light is red.
Dear Atheist Friends,
Please stop trash talking my religion.
Dear Boyfriend - or whatever I should call you,
Please decide whether or not you actually want to be with me.
Dear christians,
Please understand that i don't belive, so if you could just pleas stop trying to save me, i don't care if you think i'm going to hell because i DON'T belive in hell, that is your belife
Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Dear friend,
did you seriously uber to school?
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