Please stop considering yourself a Diehard Harry Potter Fan. It's Ginny, not Jenny, Remus Lupin isn't a vampire, and simply exclaiming Expelliarmus in front of your boyfriend doesn't make you one.
Sincerely, You have brought shame to our family.
Dear Doctor who told me I wouldn't live past 16,
I'm turning 17 tomorrow
Sincerely, but you also made me happy to wake up every morning. But you still suck for also making me afraid it
Please realize that although my chewing on ice may be inconvient for you, putting stuff like raw chicken, pork and beef on top of the ice trays is down right dangerous for me.
Sincerely, Iron deficient daughter who doesn't want to get Salmonella or E.Coli
Dear inconsiderate neighbor,
We live in Texas and we're in the middle of a drought. Do your rose bushes really need to be watered every single day?
Sincerely, the girl taking five-minute showers to try conserving water.
Dear my career guidance counselor,
Please stop only paying attention to the students who want to study engineering and science
Sincerely, a confused hopeful arts student
Dear 9th grade English teacher who told me all books have a hidden sexual meaning and if I don't find it I'm not reading it properly.,
Thanks a lot. It's been 4 years and I still can't read without my mind morphing the book into something sexual.
Sincerely, "Let the creamy gravy ooze on the chicken breast" This cookbook is obviously about sex.
Dear JC Penny Employee,
Please know that my open ridicule of the less than relatable size zero mannequin was not an invitation to point me in the direction of the "bigger" mannequin.
Sincerely, size 12 is not fat
Please realize that there's a difference between "I've had sex before marriage" and "I'm ridden with STDs". Sex before marriage doesn't equal unprotected sex.
Sincerely, annoyed woman
Dear World History Teacher,
Please stop thinking I'm an idiot and can't write or spell just because I take my notes in shorthand and use abbreviations. You talk fast and I need to shorten things to keep up.
Sincerely, I'm getting sick of your surprise when you read my papers. You need to stop jumping to conclusions.
Dear rude people who question how much I know about video games because I'm a girl,
Please stop and realize that you don't need to know every single thing about a game in order to like it. If you have played a video game, then you are a gamer.
Sincerely, pissed off new girl that just wanted to make friends with common interests.
I find it funny that you tax pads and tampons because they are not 'necessaries'. I wonder what would happen if women walked around without them while on their period.
Sincerely, Bet you would think they were necessaries then.
Is there anyone else who doesn't understand why people think Benedict Cumberbatch is so attractive?
Sincerely, just wondering if I am the only one...
Dear Waitress at Olive Garden,
Please No my ID is not a fake....No I don't care you "Used to have a fake" ....I just happen to not live in this state... I shouldn't have to argue with you about this.
Sincerely, I Just want a beer with my lunch
You're usually nice to me, but when you talk about how that one girl is such a "loser" and "has no friends", it makes me wonder what you say about me behind my back.
Sincerely, and that girl happens to be a good friend of mine.
Dear atheist sister,
Please don't make fun of/disrespect my religion then continue to ask me to respect your choices of being atheist. Just because you're atheist does not give you the right to diss my beliefs.
Sincerely, I may be Mormon but I'm still your sister too.