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Dear Hogwarts,
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Dear Everyone,
That 70's Show was aired in 1998. If we made an equivalent show now, it would be called That 90's Show.
Dear customers,
It is not my job to be bubbly and happy every second of my 8-hour shift...
Dear creep staring at my butt in the gym,
You're in for a shock when I turn around.
Dear boys,
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Dear American,
Please dont make this any harder
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Dear people,
Please know there air is there so the chips dont break and crumble
Dear owner,
Please stop dressing me up in little outfits.
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Dear spam mail,
I appreciate the consideration, but please stop sending me offers to "enlarge my manhood".
Dear dad,
Just because a person counts in a different language doesn't mean they're inferior
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