Call me what you want, it won't change who I am
Sincerely, someone who is tired of beating themselves up
Dear Teachers Family and Friend's Parents,
Please don't make me take off my hood/hat because you think it's "rude" to wear it.
Sincerely, Self-Conscious and Doesn't Like How I Look
Dear douche bag sitting in front of me,
Thanks for that asthma attack you gave me
Sincerely, that bottle of axe should last you at least a day
Please aim at the toilet... Not the wall.
Sincerely, girl who hates the unisex bathroom at her work.
Dear Taco Bell,
Please hire workers who know what they're doing. I'm so tired of ordering plain burritos and getting ones with sour cream and tomatoes.
Sincerely, this is the sixth time you've done this to me.
Dear judgmental ladies at toys r us,
just because the box says ages 7 and up does not mean im too old to enjoy the toy. in case you misread it, it says 7 and up not 7 to 10 years old. saying one is too old for toys is like saying happiness has an age limit.
Sincerely, 17 year old toy collector tired of people putting their noses in my business
Dear waiters and watresses,
Please don't ask me if I am a vampire when I ask what has garlic in it and laugh in my face when I say no.
Sincerely, a girl whose throat will close up if she eats garlic
Remember that time we tried to put our names in the Goblet of Fire? I wish that wasn't the only time that we'd see each other old.
Please let me come along next time you go underwear shopping. Even when I specifically told you EXACTLY what kind of underwear to buy and that I did NOT care how expensive they were and if they didn't have that kind, don't bother to get any, and especially what kind I didn't like and you came home with the EXACT kind I didn't like that you spent MY money on and then you acted all frustrated when I didn't like them...
Sincerely, extremely frustrated daughter
Please stop asking Disney to make a movie with a so-and-so princess. They're there to make money, not social statements.
Dear Guys who honk at me from their cars,
What is the point of that? Even if I appreciated that kind of attention (which I don't) there's no way for me to respond to it before your drive off.
Sincerely, Annoyed woman just wanting a walk
Dear Christian homophobes,
Please realize that I am not interested in your "forgiveness." I am gay, and I have done nothing wrong. I am not interested in your "mercy" or your "religion." Accept me or not. But don't use religion as an excuse.
Dear fellow dorm resident who hung a hanger from the sprinkler on the ceiling,,
You flooded the hall and now I am formless for the night
Sincerely, where's your common sense, we are in college
Why are you asking me why I like my boyfriend because you don't think he's cute? You were the one who always told me that looks don't matter.
Sincerely, his chivalry and caring personality makes him attractive.