Want to hear a chemistry joke?
Sincerely, never mind, all the good ones Argon.
Dear minivan with the TV in the back,
Please stop switching lanes. I was watching that.
Sincerely, distracted driver!
Why are all the princesses only 16 in the movies and marry after only a few days of knowing the prince?
Sincerely, this is why we have 16 And Pregnant.
Dear beer belly ,
Bet you wish you had a six pack, huh?
Sincerely, well you did, but you drank it all.
Dear old women shopping at Forever 21,
Forever 41 is next door...
Sincerely, shop your OWN age.
Dear music teacher,
You say flute, I say snarfblad.
Sincerely, a true and committed, Little Mermaid fan.
Just because I eat my burritos sideways doesn't mean you have to stare at me like I have two heads.
Sincerely, it's fun to pretend to be a zombie.
You only had one life left? Oh, my bad...
Dear health class,
Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear girls playing never have I ever,
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU DONE?!
Sincerely, totally scarred for life.
Dear automatic toilet,
You scared the crap out of me!
Sincerely, good thing I was already on the toilet...
That awkward moment when even Hufflepuff rejects you.
I've seen your girlfriends in the shower.
Sincerely, Rubber Duckie.
Is it awkward when you cast someone as a rapist?
Sincerely, 'cause it seems like it would be.