I'm going to write a book filled with wonderful, interesting characters you will fall in love with. You will learn their secrets and understand their inside jokes and cry with them and be happy when they're happy. Then, when I am sure you are in love with them, I will kill them in the cruelest way plausible.
Please understand that I meant no disrespect when I said I couldn't do the assignment. You had us fill out questions about categorizing people based on their image to show that we have preconceived notions and that our appearances have an affect on how other people see us.
Sincerely, I respect you a lot....but I don't judge people on their appearances at all!
Dear college "friends",
Please stop trying to make me drink. I trust my doctor when he says that it's dangerous to combine my meds with alcohol.
Sincerely, at least I'll remember my 21st birthday
Dear Friends and coworkers,
Please stop asking how old my fiancee is when I say I got engaged. Yes, shes 30 and I'm 22, we love each other and can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.
Sincerely, we'll be together longer than the eight year gap that ever separated us.
Please know that you are an inspiration, the doctor told you that you had 6 months to live, yet you lived three years, because screw you cancer.
Sincerely, The Daughter That Misses you.
Dear role model,
Please never stop being brilliant, inspirational, and adorable. I've never known anyone as perfect as you before and you show me what and who I should strive to be.
Sincerely, an amazed girl
Dear close friend,
Please open up to me when you're having problems.
Sincerely, hurt when you try to distance yourself.
Thanks for asking me to help you beat a level of your new video game. You don't know how much I needs that
Sincerely, came home crying, fell asleep killing zombies
Please stop thinking that we are always ok. We aren't.
Sincerely, stressed and depressed teenager
Why can't adult diapers be socially acceptable for people with small bladders?
Sincerely, tired of walking to the loo 15 times a day
Dear my darling students,
Please don't let the mean people in high school get you down. You are amazing. You are talented. You are intelligent. All kids are self conscious and they take our their insecurities on you. Retaliate with kindness and don't let their hateful words ruin your day.
Sincerely, Your Teacher, who wants YOU to believe in yourself as much as I believe in you.