Dear United States of America,
Please Let me compare, my counrty caused a lot of chaos in the world with its ideas. I brainwashed the masses with media propaganda that people who are against us are communist in disguise. I spilled a lot of blood on wars and with my policies. I forced myself to other peoples matters saying it was in the name of democracy. It seems we are not that much different.
Sincerely, NAZI Germany
Dear migraine headache,
Why?! Why today of all days?
Sincerely, it's literally my only day off this month and I had so much I wanted to do!
Dear thesis advisor,
Please don't take more students if you don't have time for the one you already have.
Sincerely, still waiting for an appointment, four months and counting...
Dear people who say "I went to Africa" or "She's from Africa", or anything similar.,
Please realise for heavens sakes that there are 54 countries in the continent. When you say Africa, you're referring to a truckload of countries. Would it KILL you to just be specific. No one says "Yeah I visited North America" or "I'm North American". Contrary to what you might think, not all countries in Africa are the same.
Sincerely, tired of being generalized, I'm not just and African, I'm Kenyan.
Please stop critisizing my gay friends. They know me better than you do.
Sincerely, your in-the-closet bisexual daughter.
Dear chronic ilness,
Please indulge my dream of waking up one morning without wanting to cry from pain.
Sincerely, Tired of this shit
Dear psych professor,
Please help! I think we all have OCD, GAD, bipolar and cyclothrmia!!
Sincerely, maybe the definition's too broad?
Dear parents who won't except my apology,
Just because I've done the same thing before doesn't mean that I don't care or I'm lazy.
Sincerely, I am trying and I'm sorry
If we can't sleep at school don't expect us to study at home
Sincerely, students everywhere
Thank you for reminding me once every month that I'm not pregnant, even though I've never had sex. It means a lot.
Sincerely, a sarcastic girl
Jesus loved "sinners" and ate with them even if they weren't following the Bible.
Sincerely, just because you're not gay doesn't mean you have a right to reject them from society.
Dear mental disability stigma,
If you have asthma, you take asthma medication. If you have diabetes, you take diabetes medication. If you have a mental disability, you take medication. It's no different.
Sincerely, so why is there still a stigma?
Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Sincerely, Conclusion: Neville is the greatest wizard of all time
Dear Reasonably Attractive Male Friend,
Please stop trying to force me into a relationship.
Sincerely, Not Interested
Dear kids these days,
You have cell phones and kindles? When I was your age, I talked to people at recess and read real books! This is because technological norms change from generation to generation, and that's a-okay. I know better than to use my nostalgia as an excuse to insult you.
Sincerely, someone who lives in the present.