Dear People Who Eat Fast Food,
Please treat the workers at restaurants like people. We're not your slaves. A smile would be nice.
Sincerely, A Taco Bell Employee
Dear girl mad at the Abercrombie and Fitch,
If we didn't have people looking at selected audiences for their products, nothing would be unique and everything would be bland and tasteless.
Sincerely, But I do understand why you're offended.
Dear Michigan weather,
Please MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
Sincerely, tired of summer and winter all in one week.
Dear If the shoe fits perfectly then how come it falls off?,
You have obviously never tried to run in heels.
Dear kids in middle school,
If you can still order off the kid's menu at restaurants, you're too young to be drinking, doing drugs, and having sex.
Sincerely, a concerned high schooler.
I am from another planet. If you see this send $1 to 489 liberty hwy, Putnam CT.
Sincerely, Best Regards, Zibloim.
I love when you curl up next to me and fall asleep like this! You are so warm and cute and sweet and... what's that smell?
Sincerely, Thanks for farting on the car ride!
We have white people too.
It's not like you have to go get tampons every month. Just stock up on them once, and she won't need an emergency run.
Sincerely, face your fear
Dear boys who think girls have it easy biologically,
Okay, here, let me stab you repeatedly in the hip region with a screwdriver...for a week.
Sincerely, on my Period
Thank you for waiting for me to say "come in" after you knock. I hear a lot of parents don't do that.
Sincerely, your daughter
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full!
Sincerely, Howard Wallowitz
Thanks for making me the happiest girl in the world
Sincerely, the girl who got a rainbow unicorn pillow pet for her birthday
Dear girl who turned around right as I looked at her butt,
Maybe if I just keep staring she'll think I'm spacing out or something..
Sincerely, crap, this isn't working...