No, it was not because I plagiarized that you found my entire essay as one answer on WikiHow. I posted it there.
I've told you this before and I'll tell you again: I do not suffer from multiple personalities!
Sincerely, and hey, neither do I!
Please delete you search history before you let me use your iPhone
Sincerely, "free porn clips"
Did you know that roosters start their cockleedoos at 1 in the morning and not the sun rise?
Sincerely, I didn't either until I stayed up all night
Dear Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear,
Please realize that not all women want to dress "feminine" and "sexy." Seriously, that's all you ever really tell them.
Sincerely, annoyed watcher
Please stop trying to eat all my popcorn. I like it too.
Sincerely, 36 C
Dear English Ph.D,
I'll have cream with that.
Sincerely, the Med Student
Dear girl who called me a 'dumb jock' throughout high school,
I don't know what's better. The fact that I got valedictorian over you, or the fact that I got into your first choice college and you didn't. Either way the look on your face was priceless.
Sincerely, I've been waiting four years to say SUCK IT!
Sincerely, college application process
Dear witty comeback,
Next time I need you, come at the right time. Not three years later.
Sincerely, I could've used you!
Dear girls in my class,
Yes, I'm British. Yes, you guys are nice. No, I don't like you.
Sincerely, I'm gay
Dear fellow band geeks,
Please stop making out on the bus to the competition.
Sincerely, when the band director said "Do lip exercises.", I don't believe this is what he meant.
If you don't start doing your job, I'm going to have to let you go.
Sincerely, just spent 7 hours procrastinating instead of studying..
Please be accepting of ALL people. Not just gays, atheist, wiccans, and minority groups. I'm really tired of being painted as a judgmental freak just because I'm Caucasian and I believe in God.
Sincerely, I really don't care what you are... Can't we just have fun?