Dear guy who just robbed me and jumped in his car to get away,
Sucks for you. I got your tag number memorized.
Sincerely, photographic memory.
Writing whole albums about boys who break hearts is kinda my thing....
Sincerely, Taylor Swift.
Do not assume the automatic doors at 'Target' are tuned in to your exact walking speed.
Should I say grace for my leftovers?
Sincerely, I don't want to bother you with the same food again...