Dear my dearly beloved cousin,
Please turn your music down. You may have earbuds in, but I can still hear every beat, word, and song you're listening to.
Sincerely, it's midnight, I just wanna go to sleep...
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
Dear Leash Holder,
Please release the tight hold you have. My ability to sway back to you is defeating and enticing at the same time. Just because our physical connection was like no other, it doesn't mean you can linger forever. Like you said, the timing was wrong even though I wanted it to be right. This is wrong.
Sincerely, Girl on a Short Leash
Dear other humans,
If you criticize the way that I do something, then please be prepared to answer the question, "How would you like me to do it differently?" If you can't answer, you haven't really gotten anywhere.
Sincerely, Frustrated human