Dear Philosophy Professor,
Thank you for making me laugh during my midterm exam.
Sincerely, Question #4: The Los Angeles Lakers make me want to vomit. a. True b. True
Who do you think you are, running around leaving scars?
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Sincerely, there's a pregnant woman in your ad...
Dear science teacher,
Having an anonymous question box during the sex unit is just an invitation for us to compete to see who can make the classroom atmosphere the most uncomfortable.
Sincerely, your immature students.