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Dear United States of America,
Please Let me compare, my counrty caused a lot of chaos in the world with its ideas. I brainwashed the masses with media propaganda that people who are against us are communist in disguise. I spilled a lot of blood on wars and with my policies. I forced myself to other peoples matters saying it was in the name of democracy. It seems we are not that much different.
Dear migraine headache,
Why?! Why today of all days?
Dear thesis advisor,
Please don't take more students if you don't have time for the one you already have.
Dear people who say "I went to Africa" or "She's from Africa", or anything similar.,
Please realise for heavens sakes that there are 54 countries in the continent. When you say Africa, you're referring to a truckload of countries. Would it KILL you to just be specific. No one says "Yeah I visited North America" or "I'm North American". Contrary to what you might think, not all countries in Africa are the same.
Dear Parents,
Please stop critisizing my gay friends. They know me better than you do.
Dear chronic ilness,
Please indulge my dream of waking up one morning without wanting to cry from pain.
Dear psych professor,
Please help! I think we all have OCD, GAD, bipolar and cyclothrmia!!
Dear parents who won't except my apology,
Just because I've done the same thing before doesn't mean that I don't care or I'm lazy.
Dear teachers,
If we can't sleep at school don't expect us to study at home
Dear body,
Thank you for reminding me once every month that I'm not pregnant, even though I've never had sex. It means a lot.
Dear homophobes,
Jesus loved "sinners" and ate with them even if they weren't following the Bible.
Dear mental disability stigma,
If you have asthma, you take asthma medication. If you have diabetes, you take diabetes medication. If you have a mental disability, you take medication. It's no different.
Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Dear Reasonably Attractive Male Friend,
Please stop trying to force me into a relationship.
Dear kids these days,
You have cell phones and kindles? When I was your age, I talked to people at recess and read real books! This is because technological norms change from generation to generation, and that's a-okay. I know better than to use my nostalgia as an excuse to insult you.
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