Dear rude old Lady,
Yes I will ignore you and use the handicapped parking at the supermarket
Sincerely, Girl who just lost boths legs and can only walk short distances on prosthetics right now
Dear Ex Friend,
Please stop telling me it's over then coming back into my life.
Sincerely, Girl who has more than enough drama to deal with already
Dear crowded rush hour train,
"no Bob. I won't hurt the nice people. If they knew I was sad inside they'd give me a seat"
Sincerely, Oh thanks for the seat, sir
Don't try to tell me what to do!!!
Sincerely, I will have my cake AND eat it too.
Dear best friend's ex boyfriend whom she hates,
She may not like you very much and say douche bag everytime you by, but you are the greatest friend anyone could have.
Sincerely, pulled me out of my depression and saved one of our friend's lives.
Dear best friend,
You're a guy, I'm a girl. You're two years older than me. And yeah, you're attractive. But you've literally known me since I was born and you're like a brother to me. And guess what? I'm okay with that.
Sincerely, a girl who will never have feelings for her male best friend.
you are a rough looking 28 year old dude... and you watch disney movies with me, rocking out on every song and say you love the movies because of the witty humor
Sincerely, please marry me!
Dear troublemakers that skip class,
I bet you I hate school more than you.
Sincerely, I study hard so I can get out of this hell as quickly as possible
Dear Mr. Ollivander,
I don't suppose you're taking apprentices, are you?
Sincerely, The Nerdy Boy who Makes Wands in his Spare Time
Dear Hogwarts Professors,
Do you accept kids with Autism?
Sincerely, A Girl Who Needs A Home
I'll smother and suffocate you to death.
Just finished my chapped stick!
Sincerely, No one ever
Dear Friend who I said could stay at my apartment so you wouldn't drive drunk.,
Just because you scream TO NARNIA at the top of your lungs before flinging yourself into my closet doesn't mean it will magically take you there.
Sincerely, amused sober friend.
You realize high schoolers don't dress that nicely for school, right?
Sincerely, the kids at my school just wear pajamas...