Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Sincerely, the insecure teenage girl somewhere between amused and severely offended
Dear ex boyfriend,
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you
Sincerely, the girl you now ignore
Dear fellow teammates,
If you insist on having "team sleepovers" yet insist on not inviting me, TAKE ME OUT OF THE GROUP MESSAGE!
Sincerely, sick of you talking about them while I'm sitting home alone
Please know that you not doing anything is almost worse than dad beating me.
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Sincerely, a genuine forever alone that always ends up working alone in class and sitting alone at lunch
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Sincerely, the only student who actually sold work
Dear security guard,
It was both annoying and adorable when you kept coming back to check on me working late in the college studio.
Sincerely, the art student working on finals
Please stop complaining when your parents tell you about starving kids in the world. Its not meant to help them, its meant to show you how lucky you are.
Sincerely, eat your damn broccoli.
Your mom has got it goin' on.
Dear boys who find it awkward to buy condoms tampons etc.,
Please don't. We don't think about it, and if we do, we think it's great that you take some responsibility. Keep it up!
Sincerely, cashiers everywhere
It is best not to dwell on dreams.
Sincerely, just live them.
I'm sincerely grateful to be able to have an education, but I really hate you sometimes.
Sincerely, applying for a competitive major
Thank you for looking absolutely perfect this morning!
Sincerely, Didn't hear the alarm clock
Dear Ice Age,
Thank you for putting hidden references to things in the movie.
Sincerely, Stonehenge, Star Trek, Old Faithful...