Dear Justin Bieber,
Sincerely, Sick of you
Dear okay-looking guy in my college class,
Please stop answering biology questions so confidently in a room filled with mostly idiots.
Sincerely, you're getting more attractive by the second, and I'm about to go Sheldon Cooper on your ass.
You know why there are no more "nice guys"? Because when we were nice to you, you treated us like shit and went after the asshole. So guess what, we became assholes so that you would pay attention to us.
Sincerely, Formerly nice guy now ostracized because he no longer cares what you think.
Please understand the difference between an item that is dishwasher-safe and an item that will actually come CLEAN in the dishwasher. I spend wayyy too much time scrubbing at baked-on crud that has been further cemented by the hot dry cycle. I know you think you're helping, but just let me wash it properly the first time please.
Sincerely, The One Who Does The Dishes
Dear movies/TV shows with truth serum,
You do realise that the serum only prevents you from telling lies right? I don't recall anywhere in the description that makes the user blurt out things they would never say to anybody, no matter how truthful, against their will.
Sincerely, truth doesn't mean saying everything you'd like to say