Why would you cut spending by cutting one hot meal a day from our troops in war? It's not like they risk their lives everyday for this country or anything.
Sincerely, angry marine wife
Please stop giving my brother credit for 'all the studying he does at school' while 'I'm doing nothing all day'. He is actually out partying and drinking with his friends.
Sincerely, your overworked daughter
Dear fellow students giving me the evil eye,
I'm sick of holding back just to avoid outshining you and, as a result, being bullied by you. So I'm good in this subject... so what?! You should thank me for ending these awkward silences after the teacher poses the question.
Sincerely, RAISING HAND LIKE A BOSS!
Dear College Professors,
We understand that we need to be on top of the course work. Still, think you could tell us about the 10 page research paper before it's due?
Sincerely, your students, in the midst of nervous breakdowns
Dear ex-boyfriend's parents,
I dumped your son for reasons that are my own business. Please don't tell everyone on facebook that I used him for five years then decided to kick him to the curb.
Sincerely, your son treated me like crap.
Please stop requiring that I check in with you every time I go out, and tell you who I'm with, where I'm at, and when I'm going to be home. You're being ridiculously overbearing.
Sincerely, I'm 27
Dear friend of my boyfriend,
Yes, I know he's adopted. Yes, I know his biological parents were arrested for doing drugs. Yes, I know he's technically an "accident", but he's the best accident that ever happened.
Sincerely, a loving girlfriend.
Dear people who tell people to stop complaining because your problems are worse,
Saying someone can't be sad because other people have it worse, is like saying someone can't be happy because other people have it better.
Sincerely, let them be sad if they frickin' want to!
Dear religious mother,
Please understand that even though I'm atheist it doesn't mean I'm teaching your child Satanism... I don't believe in him either. Taking her out of my care was hurtful. And when she tells me Bible stories, I encourage her because I know that's what you would want me to do.
Sincerely, I respect your religion, why don't you respect my lack of one?
Dear black taxi driver who cut me off then parked me in,
I didn't call you an arsehole because you're black, I called you an arsehole because you're an arsehole.
Sincerely, don't call me a racist.
Please try having pleasant, peaceful thoughts at night instead of reminding me of everything I've ever done wrong as soon as the lights are out.
Sincerely, someone who needs some sleep
Dear people of the world,
Please realize that not all black people are Americans. Just call us black or African.
Sincerely, British black person
Dear Owl outside my window,
Please either give me my Hogwarts letter, or shut up.
Sincerely, a very tired but very hopeful neighbor
Oh...you didn't know you had several cuts? Well then, you're welcome.
Sincerely, Hand Sanitizer