Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Sincerely, crying in the bathroom because of all the names I hear people call me when I walk by.
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt
I am so allergic to chlorophyll that even brushing up against plants gives me really bad hives.
Sincerely, no, I can't mow the lawn for you.
I don't need you to throw at my face that my crush is in a serious relationship
Sincerely, broken heart
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Sincerely, actually read Harry Potter
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Sincerely, The guy that cleans it up
Please find my letter in a bottle, and become my best friend
Sincerely, bored, on holiday, with a bottle, and no more vodka. Or friends.
Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Sincerely, Every College Student
Dear Steven Moffat,
If I kill you, you'll just find a way to come back to life, won't you?
Sincerely, Damn, now what am I supposed to do?
Sure, I have time to clean my room
Sincerely, I was up till three a.m. with just my homework
Why does saying "proud to be black"is ok, but saying "proud to be white" is racism?
Please go away. You're better than acne, but that doesn't mean you can pop up out of nowhere!
Sincerely, it's summer.
Dear Harry Potter,
Please forgive me, I did try not to break my promise.
Please just give me a few more years of college. I thought I wanted out but now I'm freaking petrified.
Sincerely, no idea what to do with my life.