I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Sincerely, Depressed friend
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Sincerely, your daughter trying to eat a block of nutella
Dear people who have never dated even though their 15,
I have seen so many posts like that, and then it's about how their judged about it, and so they're losing faith in humanity. You do realize people used to be married already at that age, right?
Sincerely, just sayin
Dear a Canadian girl who loves Southern accents,
Because most of them are racist homophobic hicks
Sincerely, American girls
Dear best friend,
thank you for finally speaking up about your sexual abuse. i want you to know i will always have your back and will be there with you as you heel.
Sincerely, Sincerely,you are only 13 and life will get better, i promise
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Sincerely, It's funny how oblivious people are
Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Sincerely, pissed off Facebook user
You're seriously worried about how being pregnant/a single mom is going to affect your dating possibilities with women?
Sincerely, feel so selfish but lonely
Dear fellow people of the world,
So, we all like foreign accents, and none of us like the accents we grew up with so... we should all move around the world!
Sincerely, and then we can all hear our favorite accents
Dear people giving me weird looks,
its my body, I should be able to do whatever I want to it without you whispering every time I walk by.
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Sincerely, the girl who doesn't feel bad about saying no
Dear software developers,
There is an App Data folder for a reason.
Sincerely, stop filling up my Documents folder with crap.
Dear wisdom teeth,
I don't feel any less wise without you
Sincerely, the girl who is now a chipmunk
Dear soon to be ex-roommate,
Please, before you call another girl a "spoiled little princess", kindly take a look at your $250 Ugg boots and the dishes that we continually have to wash for you.
Sincerely, can you move out any sooner?