Please stop covering yourselves in icing. You're beautiful just the way you are.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarhea, does that mean 1 out of 5 enjoy it?
Dear male part in Baby It's Cold Outside,
THE LADY SAID NO!
Sincerely, Draco Malfoy
Dear nursery rhymer,
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, jack fell down and broke his crown....
Sincerely, AND NOW HES LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND