Dear underwire bra,
Please don't snap under pressure.
Dear Teacher who threaten female student of becoming housewives,
I find it hilarious.
Sincerely, your best student who wants to be a wife.
Why don't your students learn Latin?
Sincerely, More use than Divination
Roses are cool, violets are sub par, I know you don't love me......
Sincerely, so I'll stalk you from afar...