Please forgive me for being a Feminist Killjoy. I was under the impression that a class focusing on sexism, racism, and homophobia would draw people who care about those things.
Sincerely, why would you even sign up for this class?
Dear spanish/mexican/dominican republic,
Please first of all shut up. you are noisy. stop coming into an other wise quiet, clothing store, making all the noise you can talking to each other incessantly over the racks, your kids are screaming and look..you made a mess out of the rack, have you no respect for anyone or anything, when you all finally left the store was thankfully brought back to some quiet dignity. Please stay in your own shopping area where everyone is like you.
Sincerely, irritated shopper.
Dear soldiers sailors and marines,
Please understand that just because I dont support defense spending and war it doesnt mean I dont support you for your nobility and sacrifice
Sincerely, liberal navy girlfriend
Please, please, please let me see my grades. It's been two weeks, and if I look and see "grade not released" once more, I think my head may explode.
Sincerely, a stressed student who just wants to know if I passed.
There comes a point where more experience doesn't mean you do it better. I've been doing my own laundry for 15 years. Just because you've been doing it for 40 doesn't mean you know better than me.
Sincerely, stop telling me how to run my household