Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Sincerely, its called statutory rape.
Dear people who think putting their kids on a leash is bad,
Okay what do you recommend I do after my kid runs away and gets lost at a zoo?
Sincerely, just want my kid to be safe
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
Dear Tampon thats just fell out of my bag,
So I couldn't find you earlier when I needed you. But you decide to make an appearance now?!? WHY?!
Sincerely, My crush is standing RIGHT THERE!
Dear everything that costs money,
Please stop costing so much
Sincerely, I'd like to be able to actually afford things
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Sincerely, I'm going to be a Counselor soon, and I deserve at least one good year!
Please stop asking me when I'm going t get a boyfriend.
Sincerely, what happened to no dating until 30
Please don't keep me up again tonight
Sincerely, I like sleeping, so stop trying to rub your head on my hands until I pat you
Dear older brother,
Please don't stop lecturing me about drugs, alcohol, and school.
Sincerely, I know you made some mistakes and you're trying to watch out for your little sister
If you can't be cute and comfortable, you're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, I wear the clothes I wore to school till I go to bed...
We have your socks and shoes.
Sincerely, the nargles
Narnia when I was 8, Hogwarts when I was 11, and Camp Half-Blood when I was 12... They've all failed me. Ill be waiting when I turn 50.
Sincerely, You better have my adventure ready!
Dear Nice Guys,
If you have to tell us you are nice, then something is wrong.
Sincerely, Give us some credit!
I know the past year has been really rough on both of us, but please stop taking it out on me...
Sincerely, Daughter who is having a harder time than you are and doesn't like being yelled at