Please do not say "Boys will be boys". That is not an excuse for asking girls for nude photos and stalking them. That is sexual harassment
Sincerely, Afraid to leave my house.
Forcing me to go to your church and sit through your praying won't make me more religious. Punishing me whenever I ask a question about the religion isn't helping either.
Sincerely, converting to Atheism
Dear Political Correctness,
Being PC isn't necessarily always PC (or appropriate).
Sincerely, a submissive polyamorous panromantic demisexual virgin unicorn who is tired of the labels
Dear you what is the difference between a tuna a piano and a tub of glue?,
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Sincerely, Oh? What about the tub of glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck there.
Dear Peanut Butter,
I was going to say yes to your proposal, but I've been hearing some rumors about you and Jam...
Dear people singing,
I love the Frozen soundtrack just as much as you. But I don't want to hear you singing it in the library when I'm trying to study for finals.
Sincerely, irritated library-goer
Dear girl I like,
Please, please, give me one chance.
Sincerely, a guy who has fallen for you.
Leaving food on the counter is NOT a universal sign that it is up for grabs.
Sincerely, Your roommates who don't want to steal
Dear life and society,
Please let me still be a kid. I know 19 is pushing it, but that's still way too young to be able to decide what I want to do with the rest of my life. It's not just me who's struggling.
Sincerely, an indecisive girl trying (unsuccessfully) to figure out what career she wants for the next 50 years
You can eat with all the sinners you want, I won't judge you. Just don't judge me when I eat sinners.
Sincerely, Dr. Hannibal Lecter
Dear guy who called me a 90's kid,
I was born in 2000. Just because I knew that phone's had cords doesn't mean I'm from the 90's.
Sincerely, Not everything in that existed in the 90's magically disappeared in 2000
Lame joke time. What do conservative Islamic cats wear to cover themselves? A purrqa!
Dear role playing games,
Thank you for letting me be the hero.
Sincerely, the nervous, quiet one who wants to save the world.
Dear kind DMV worker,
Thank you for your daily effort to outshine stereotypes.
Sincerely, happy customer