Dear 'Marilyn Monroe' quotes on Facebook,
Wow! How empowering for women nowadays to know that skinny girls aren't worthy!
Sincerely, a skinny chick who hates being told men only like curvy girls.
Stop day dreaming and get back to work.
Sincerely, creative genius
Dear people who say "have fun working at McDonald's",
It's more work than one would think and some of those people wouldn't be able to get a job there in the first place
Sincerely, underpaid part-time worker who has to deal with customers
Dear Mother Nature,
Snow, rain, ice, slush, lightning, and thunder storm? Bitchy much?
Sincerely, Is it finally your turn to be on your period?