Dear George Michael,
Sincerely, The rest of the Bluth Family.
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Sincerely, Ryan Gosling
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Sincerely, a girl who has hair in new places, new "curves" and a shedding uterus...