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Dear rude old Lady,
Yes I will ignore you and use the handicapped parking at the supermarket
Dear Ex Friend,
Please stop telling me it's over then coming back into my life.
Dear crowded rush hour train,
"no Bob. I won't hurt the nice people. If they knew I was sad inside they'd give me a seat"
Dear anorexia,
Don't try to tell me what to do!!!
Dear best friend's ex boyfriend whom she hates,
She may not like you very much and say douche bag everytime you by, but you are the greatest friend anyone could have.
Dear best friend,
You're a guy, I'm a girl. You're two years older than me. And yeah, you're attractive. But you've literally known me since I was born and you're like a brother to me. And guess what? I'm okay with that.
Dear boyfriend,
you are a rough looking 28 year old dude... and you watch disney movies with me, rocking out on every song and say you love the movies because of the witty humor
Dear troublemakers that skip class,
I bet you I hate school more than you.
Dear Mr. Ollivander,
I don't suppose you're taking apprentices, are you?
Dear Hogwarts Professors,
Do you accept kids with Autism?
Dear rock,
I'll smother and suffocate you to death.
Dear World,
Just finished my chapped stick!
Dear Friend who I said could stay at my apartment so you wouldn't drive drunk.,
Just because you scream TO NARNIA at the top of your lungs before flinging yourself into my closet doesn't mean it will magically take you there.
Dear Glee,
You realize high schoolers don't dress that nicely for school, right?
Dear world,
Please realize saying, "wow, you're tall!" Is not a proper greeting.
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