Please don't start class five minutes early because "mostly everyone is here"
Sincerely, well, I thought I was right on time for class....
Please we only run on Dunkins
Dear bodywash companies,
Why are your caps still on the top of the bottle? We've all learned about gravity by now.
Sincerely, I hope you don't take as long as ketchup
Dear Justice System,
Please realize that no matter how disgusting a crime is it is the responsible of the country to make sure that the offender has a fair trial.
Sincerely, I'm not a bad person for holding onto democratic values