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Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Dear people who think putting their kids on a leash is bad,
Okay what do you recommend I do after my kid runs away and gets lost at a zoo?
Dear Bacon,
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
Dear Tampon thats just fell out of my bag,
So I couldn't find you earlier when I needed you. But you decide to make an appearance now?!? WHY?!
Dear everything that costs money,
Please stop costing so much
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Dear parents,
Please stop asking me when I'm going t get a boyfriend.
Dear Cat,
Please don't keep me up again tonight
Dear older brother,
Please don't stop lecturing me about drugs, alcohol, and school.
Dear Girls,
If you can't be cute and comfortable, you're doing it wrong.
Dear Luna...,
We have your socks and shoes.
Dear Gandalf,
Narnia when I was 8, Hogwarts when I was 11, and Camp Half-Blood when I was 12... They've all failed me. Ill be waiting when I turn 50.
Dear Nice Guys,
If you have to tell us you are nice, then something is wrong.
Dear Mom,
I know the past year has been really rough on both of us, but please stop taking it out on me...
Dear guy that works next door,
Please stop asking me out. I work 55 hours a week and go to school at night.
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