Dear "D" in "Disney",
Wait... You're not a "G?"
Sincerely, kids confused by cursive.
Please stop playing tampon, Pamprin, Nuva Ring, and other vaginal related commercials while I'm watching a movie on tv with my dad, he starts getting really squirmy.
Sincerely, every teenage girl.
Dear Comfort Inn,
I got five hours of sleep on your lumpy and springy matress last night.
Sincerely, change your name!
Dear guy who invited me over to watch a Harry Potter movie,
Oh, you wanted to hook up the whole time?
Sincerely, you should have picked Twilight...