Dear identical twin,
Your argument is invalid
Sincerely, "you are so ugly" is kind of a double edged sword....
Dear rappers who all claim they used to be criminals,
Why do you hate people illegally downloading your music?
Dear college who sent me an invitation,
Your tag line of "Still waiting for your owl?" is highly amusing.
Sincerely, And yes. Yes I am.
Dear high school boys,
Just because you can grow a mustache doesn't mean you should.
Sincerely, you look like a pedophile