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Dear principal,
Please do not say "Boys will be boys". That is not an excuse for asking girls for nude photos and stalking them. That is sexual harassment
Dear Family,
Forcing me to go to your church and sit through your praying won't make me more religious. Punishing me whenever I ask a question about the religion isn't helping either.
Dear Political Correctness,
Being PC isn't necessarily always PC (or appropriate).
Dear you what is the difference between a tuna a piano and a tub of glue?,
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Dear Peanut Butter,
I was going to say yes to your proposal, but I've been hearing some rumors about you and Jam...
Dear people singing,
I love the Frozen soundtrack just as much as you. But I don't want to hear you singing it in the library when I'm trying to study for finals.
Dear girl I like,
Please, please, give me one chance.
Dear Roommate,
Leaving food on the counter is NOT a universal sign that it is up for grabs.
Dear life and society,
Please let me still be a kid. I know 19 is pushing it, but that's still way too young to be able to decide what I want to do with the rest of my life. It's not just me who's struggling.
Dear Jesus,
You can eat with all the sinners you want, I won't judge you. Just don't judge me when I eat sinners.
Dear guy who called me a 90's kid,
I was born in 2000. Just because I knew that phone's had cords doesn't mean I'm from the 90's.
Dear readers,
Lame joke time. What do conservative Islamic cats wear to cover themselves? A purrqa!
Dear role playing games,
Thank you for letting me be the hero.
Dear kind DMV worker,
Thank you for your daily effort to outshine stereotypes.
Dear present,
Hello there. I'm calling to remind you about something that you forgot. Before you repeat that mistake yet another time, do... never mind.
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