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Dear kids at school,
Please stop acting like little kids. We're high schoolers, and there's no need to go around humping each other and pretending to slap the teacher's butt when she bends over to get something. Really? You guys suck.
Dear Winnie the Pooh,
Please remember you're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think
Dear University Professors,
I'm smart enough to get into this place, so help me understand why I pay so much money for tuition and textbooks and then you tell me I'll get my paper back when I get my paper back?!
Dear world,
Glitter is like herpes but safer
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Dear humans,
Paper cuts are the best revenge especially when you don't expect them.
Dear military older brother,
Please come home soon so that we can continue having light-saber fights and building pillow forts together.
Dear people staring at me while I walk a screaming child down the street,
Please I know she is sobbing and screaming about wanting to go home and wanting her mommy and daddy, but I swear I didn't kidnap her. I'm her babysitter, honest.
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Dear period,
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Dear advertised medication,
"May cause diarrhea, itching or swelling of the throat, burning sensations, migraines, allergic reactions which may be fatal, suicidal thoughts, hallucinations, and drowsiness."
Dear Teddy Bear,
Please talk to me . Listen to me. I have no one.
Dear Paranormal Activity,
I'm more scared that someone put cameras in your bedroom than all of those ghosts.
Dear Muslim women I'm watching,
Please don't think I think you're a terrorist. I just really like your hijab
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