Dear Guy at My Lunch Table,
I have my own opinions, too. Did you really have to mention I should kill myself?
Sincerely, I Went Home and Cried
Dear Person driving their car really fast next to the curb in a torrential downpour,
Sincerely, Soaked pedestrian
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Sincerely, Newly Frustrated
Dear Rude Customer who yelled at me for there not being enough cashiers at the front of the store,
Please realize that as a stocker I have no control over what happens outside of stocking merchandise
Sincerely, Patience-tested Employee
Here I come.
Dear random guy at school,
Thanks for telling me I looked pretty today....
Sincerely, my ex-boyfriend never said that
Saying "You're the ugliest person I know." really doesn't work with you.
Sincerely, your identical twin sister
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
Sincerely, a smooth criminal