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Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear self,
You're amazing in bed.
Dear CEOs,
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
Dear Animal Planet,
Please stop recording us having sex on camera. We don't want to become famous like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. We value our privacy!
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Dear Sherlock,
Please don't be dead.
Dear eyes,
Cry me a river.
Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear plumbers,
Never be hot.
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Dear Genie,
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
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