It's illegal for a man to kiss his wife while she's sleeping?
Sincerely, hope that's not where Sleeping Beauty took place...
Dear friend who told my my zipper was down,
Could you yell a little louder? I don't think China heard you....
Sincerely, Oh goody, now everyone's staring.....
Dear I love you like Snape loves Lily,
I love you like Lily loves Snape.
Dear iPhone ,
Please stop changing my bad words into good words
Sincerely, you piece of shut