Please stop making fun of me when I read out loud
Sincerely, the one who suffers from major dyslexia
Please accept me for my Tourettes. I'm truly sorry if my tics make me seem rude and vulgar, but imitating me and laughing at me really isn't called for.
Sincerely, I'm trying to do better.
Dear Everyone thinking this Election is between Two Evils - Hilary or Trump,
Please It's NOT!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember that Bernie's still in this and Write ins are a thing. You don't have to choose 'the lesser of two evils'...
Sincerely, FEEL THE BERN!
Dear rude and disgusting co-worker,
Please date the girl who insults and makes faces at you. She's crazy about you, and I saw you blush when she mocked your facial hair. I know you smile when she brushes against you.
Sincerely, you two deserve each other
Please explain why it's considered gay to ask sexual questions to each other.
Sincerely, a confused boy
Dear everyone (but particularly boys with girlfriends),
If your significant other sends you nudes, DONT EVER SHOW ANYONE ELSE. If someone is comfortable sending you pictures, you should not disrespect that trust and violate their privacy by showing anyone else. And if you post them on the Internet without their consent, then you are absolute scum and they deserve so much better than you.
Sincerely, tired of the victims getting blamed for leaked nudes