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Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Dear RA,
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Dear Facebook,
Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Dear people giving me weird looks,
its my body, I should be able to do whatever I want to it without you whispering every time I walk by.
Dear self,
You're seriously worried about how being pregnant/a single mom is going to affect your dating possibilities with women?
Dear soon to be ex-roommate,
Please, before you call another girl a "spoiled little princess", kindly take a look at your $250 Ugg boots and the dishes that we continually have to wash for you.
Dear software developers,
There is an App Data folder for a reason.
Dear best friend going through a potential breakup,
Do you want me to counsel you through this, or just buy the comfort chocolate? Because I'm 100% fine with either
Dear girls who caption their selfies with "I'm ugly",
It's a lot less desperate to just go up to a random person and say "tell me I'm pretty." If you actually thought you were ugly you wouldn't have posted that photo.
Dear world,
Please understand that not everybody in America is full of themselves. Some of us love our country but also realize that there is a lot wrong it.
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Dear wisdom teeth,
I don't feel any less wise without you
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Dear mom and dad,
Those plane tickets you bought for me to go to homecoming where we just moved from is the only gift you need to give me this year.
Dear world,
Please know that it is not only singles who hate valentine's day.
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