Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Sincerely, Your "Barbie"
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Sincerely, It's funny how oblivious people are
Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Sincerely, pissed off Facebook user
Dear people giving me weird looks,
its my body, I should be able to do whatever I want to it without you whispering every time I walk by.
You're seriously worried about how being pregnant/a single mom is going to affect your dating possibilities with women?
Sincerely, feel so selfish but lonely
Dear soon to be ex-roommate,
Please, before you call another girl a "spoiled little princess", kindly take a look at your $250 Ugg boots and the dishes that we continually have to wash for you.
Sincerely, can you move out any sooner?
Dear software developers,
There is an App Data folder for a reason.
Sincerely, stop filling up my Documents folder with crap.
Dear best friend going through a potential breakup,
Do you want me to counsel you through this, or just buy the comfort chocolate? Because I'm 100% fine with either
Sincerely, just glad I can be there for you
Dear girls who caption their selfies with "I'm ugly",
It's a lot less desperate to just go up to a random person and say "tell me I'm pretty." If you actually thought you were ugly you wouldn't have posted that photo.
Sincerely, stop fishing for compliments
Please understand that not everybody in America is full of themselves. Some of us love our country but also realize that there is a lot wrong it.
Sincerely, an American who is planning on changing a lot when she is given the chance
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Sincerely, the girl who doesn't feel bad about saying no
Dear wisdom teeth,
I don't feel any less wise without you
Sincerely, the girl who is now a chipmunk
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Sincerely, Nice, Genuine Guy
Dear mom and dad,
Those plane tickets you bought for me to go to homecoming where we just moved from is the only gift you need to give me this year.
Sincerely, thank you for sending me home for homecoming