You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt
I don't need you to throw at my face that my crush is in a serious relationship
Sincerely, broken heart
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Sincerely, actually read Harry Potter
Please find my letter in a bottle, and become my best friend
Sincerely, bored, on holiday, with a bottle, and no more vodka. Or friends.
Please go away. You're better than acne, but that doesn't mean you can pop up out of nowhere!
Sincerely, it's summer.
Dear Harry Potter,
Please forgive me, I did try not to break my promise.
Please just give me a few more years of college. I thought I wanted out but now I'm freaking petrified.
Sincerely, no idea what to do with my life.
Dear Internet Explorer,
Please stop asking to be my default browser.... your just not the one for me
Sincerely, the entire web using population
Dear girl who says she is the most popular person in the school,
Are you sure? I didn't know who you were until yesterday.
Sincerely, and I've been going here for 3 years
Sure, I have time to clean my room
Sincerely, I was up till three a.m. with just my homework
Why does saying "proud to be black"is ok, but saying "proud to be white" is racism?
Dear Two-Faced Girls,
Please stop trashing on your friends. Some of us would give anything to have one of them.
Dear English, Irish, and Australian,
Your accents are wonderful.
Sincerely, but mostly the Irish
Dear good friend,
Just because your boobs are glorious, doesn't mean any interaction from the opposite sex is directed towards them.
Sincerely, lets not make the your defining feature