SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Dear ex boyfriend,
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you
Dear fellow teammates,
If you insist on having "team sleepovers" yet insist on not inviting me, TAKE ME OUT OF THE GROUP MESSAGE!
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Dear security guard,
It was both annoying and adorable when you kept coming back to check on me working late in the college studio.
Dear TA,
While I appreciate the fact that you helped revise my essay, I can't read your handwriting.
Dear Stacy,
Your mom has got it goin' on.
Dear Idiots,
Please stop complaining when your parents tell you about starving kids in the world. Its not meant to help them, its meant to show you how lucky you are.
Dear Teens,
I voluntarily do not have a Facebook.
Dear boys who find it awkward to buy condoms tampons etc.,
Please don't. We don't think about it, and if we do, we think it's great that you take some responsibility. Keep it up!
Dear world,
It is best not to dwell on dreams.
Dear university,
I'm sincerely grateful to be able to have an education, but I really hate you sometimes.
Dear hair,
Thank you for looking absolutely perfect this morning!
Dear mom,
Please know that you not doing anything is almost worse than dad beating me.
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