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Dear neighbors,
Please stop letting your friends park their cars on our front lawn. I get that our doors are right next to each other but the street is literally five feet from my door. Walking the extra five feet won't hurt. My yard already looks like crap without your friends' tire tracks all over it.
Dear Some Drivers in my Area,
Please note that at the busy intersections, all left hand turn lanes have signs that state "Left turn on left signal only" because of the blind school in the area. Do not honk at me while the turn light is red.
Dear kids at school,
Please stop acting like little kids. We're high schoolers, and there's no need to go around humping each other and pretending to slap the teacher's butt when she bends over to get something. Really? You guys suck.
Dear idiot,
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Dear people who say "I'm not a feminist because I believe in gender equality. I am an egalitarian.",
That's what feminism is! It's not about man hating or gender superiority. It's about bring equal rights to all people, regardless of gender. Also, men can also be feminists, there were in fact men at the Seneca Falls meeting.
Dear guys,
I wear makeup and nice clothes to school to make myself feel good
Dear Mormon boyfriend,
I really hope two years and 4,712 miles doesn't do any damage on us.
Dear world,
Glitter is like herpes but safer
Dear University Professors,
I'm smart enough to get into this place, so help me understand why I pay so much money for tuition and textbooks and then you tell me I'll get my paper back when I get my paper back?!
Dear humans,
Paper cuts are the best revenge especially when you don't expect them.
Dear military older brother,
Please come home soon so that we can continue having light-saber fights and building pillow forts together.
Dear people staring at me while I walk a screaming child down the street,
Please I know she is sobbing and screaming about wanting to go home and wanting her mommy and daddy, but I swear I didn't kidnap her. I'm her babysitter, honest.
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Dear period,
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
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