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Dear women who like "a man in uniform",
Does my black and white, striped uniform turn you on?
Dear jerks shouting obscenities from their car,
Why yes, I am a homo sapien. Thank you for your keen observation!
Dear straight men,
Just because I am gay, doesn't mean I am attracted to you. I actually think most of you are quite hideous. Hope my honesty makes you feel better...
Dear chocolate,
OM NOM NOM NOM...
Dear "100 things to do before you die" creator,
Why didn't you include, "yell for help!"?
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