Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Sincerely, the girl with a shaved head
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Sincerely, Your miserable, soon-to-be mother
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
You're amazing in bed.
Sincerely, practicing safe sex by masturbating
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
Sincerely, I would...
Dear Animal Planet,
Please stop recording us having sex on camera. We don't want to become famous like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. We value our privacy!
Sincerely, The animal kingdom
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Sincerely, Isis, the Egyptian goddess of the moon, love, magic, fertility and healing.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
Please don't be dead.
Cry me a river.
Sincerely, Dust and pollen
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
Never be hot.
Sincerely, the girl responsible for the toilet clog and recovering from Taco Tuesday
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?