Please chill out. It's just a tattoo. And having a small, meaningful tattoo somewhere no one can see it does not make me "cheap" and also does not require you to scream and cry every time you speak to me for two weeks. If you don't like tattoos, don't get one.
Sincerely, your daughter aka the "problem child"
Dear future friends,
If you're extremely emotional about a loss or something else and you need to cry on me, please do so, I can comfort you. But please don't be offended if I don't cry with you, I swear I'm not heartless. I'm just naturally not fazed by much.
Sincerely, I really do care, honestly
Dear pet gecko,
Why are you eating your foot? Should I be doing something about this?
Sincerely, your easily amused and concerned owner
There is nothing wrong with being a 30 year old single person watching animated movies.
Sincerely, sick of hearing complaints just because of societal expectations.
Please help me understand how we can be together forever when there are so many things stacked against us!
Sincerely, 'Till death do us part"
Dear J. K. Rowling,
Please write more Harry Potter books. I want to relive my childhood.
Sincerely, literally everyone.
Please stop trying to make small talk while you cut my hair. I would rather hear nails on a chalkboard
Sincerely, last time you talked you cut one side shorter then the other
Dear pop music,
In your effort to write as many songs as possible, you are really running out of ideas.
Sincerely, seriously? you're singing about gorrillas having sex, lumberjacks, and cannonballs?
Dear Romeo and Juliet fans,
You do realize they literally spoke less than 100 lines to each other before they decided to get married and died, right?
Sincerely, my english teacher actually counted
Dear the army,
Please let my daddy come home
Sincerely, I miss him every day
Please understand that, although I feel like crap, I'm here thanks to your strict attendance policy.
Sincerely, if you don't want me spreading my germs, rethink your rules.
Dear anyone with BBC America,
Please invite me over to your house everytime new Doctor Who episodes air..
Sincerely, a deprived Whovian that will never be caught up without BBC.
Dear Robin Thicke,
Things that are blurry: Gender, sexuality, and my grandpa's vision without glasses. Things that aren't: Consent.
Sincerely, if you don't know if it's okay, don't freaking do it!
Dear person who's mad about getting woken up by their bladder,
At least it woke you up...
Sincerely, woke up this morning peeing