When you say "Stop being OCD."that's like saying to a cancer patient "Stop having cancer."
Sincerely, your OCD suffering daughter
I understand that they are my cats, but this is your baby I'm carrying, and if you want to help reduce the risk of it dying, you can suck it up and help out
Sincerely, just clean the cat litter already
Dear overprotective chaperone,
Please stop your witch hunt. Now the guy I like won't even talk to me.
Sincerely, we were just talking, not making out.
Please leave other boobs for us, you've got your own
Sincerely, boob lacking heterosexual male
Dear psych major,
Some of us actually do suffer from monthly PMS. Hormones aren't made up. Mood swings and cravings may seem pointless to someone who doesn't really suffer, but it's insulting to say it's all in our heads.
Sincerely, biology major who knows basic neurology.
Dear people who are against social programs,
Have you ever lived in a camper without running water? Had only fifteen dollars to feed three people for a week? Gone to school terrified your friends would be able to tell you had to wash your jeans by hand? Watched your mother suffer through a painful disease because she can't afford the treatments she needs? Heard her cry at night because she got rejected at another job interview? Don't judge people who need help just because you never have.
Sincerely, hardworking girl who's been there
Has it ever occurred to you that the owners of pit bulls miiight have something to do with some of the breed's behavioral stereotypes?
Sincerely, your animal loving daughter who thinks all animals should be given a fair chance.
It's not small, it's fun size...
It's called out of sight out of mind and I haven't seen the guy in weeks. So please stop thinking about him.
Sincerely, trying to move on.
It's ironic how when you break up with your girlfriends, there are always two boys to comfort her.
Sincerely, Ben and Jerry
Dear Past Self,
Remember when we were little and getting clothes for Christmas was kind of a downer? Funny how priorities change when we're older and broke.
Sincerely, Yay! Socks!
Dear cave women,
How did you deal with your periods?
Sincerely, just curious
Dear people who want to know why Andy only had one parent,
When Toy Story was made, human characters cost too much to make!
Sincerely, question answered
Please know that even though many of us cannot be there to help physically, you are in our thoughts. <3