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Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Dear Parents,
Please stop hating my girlfriend because she's a white Christian girl, not an Indian Muslim like us. I love her regardless of her race and religion. You should, too.
Dear video game store employee,
Please stop looking at me like I'm a wuss. I'm getting this game because my two year old niece loves my pet rats
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Dear glasses,
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Dear world,
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear teenage population,
Just because I choose to have sex with my boyfriend does not mean I'm a slut or that I'm stupid. It means that I'm in love with him, and my personal life is none of your business.
Dear Microsoft,
Please move Minecraft's engine from the resource sucking Java to the much better DirectX. And while you're at it, could you please optimize the game for multi core CPUs? There is no excuse for the game to use only four cores on a six core CPU and then shove 80% of the load onto only one of those four, while the remaining three get the rest.
Dear people who have opinions on everything,
Please use facts to back up aforementioned opinions. You sound like ignorant, emotional fools when you don't.
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