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Dear long-time friend,
Please stop telling me that I need to move on. I just lost my son 4 months ago. Just because I still cry occasionally doesn't mean that I'm not healing.
Dear male friend's overly possessive girlfriend,
I can tolerate a certain level of clinginess, but refusing to let him talk his friend out of committing suicide because "there's nothing you can do to help now"? Really?
Dear math teacher,
Why do you make fun of me in class when I don't understand something?
Dear obnoxious girl,
When I said that I have/used to have Asperger's, the appropriate response was not, "oh, THAT'S why you're so annoying!"
Dear Ladies sitting next to me at Panera,
Please don't talk about me. I know I don't look the best, but I have my reasons.
Dear guy who lives down the hall,
Please next time you see me using a feature on my phone you don't like, keep it to yourself. Chewing me out for having a phone you deem "inferior" and then telling me to never use that feature in front of you again was very uncalled for.
Dear customer,
If you dont' want tomatoes on your burger, just ask us not to put them on. If you tell us you are allergic to tomatoes, then yes, we are going to remove both the tomatoes and the ketchup, because, guess what, ketchup is made from tomatoes.
Dear Physics Teacher,
Please don't yell at me in front of the whole class when I ask you a question. You may have helped a kid across the room with the same problem, but that doesn't constitute as teaching it to the whole class.
Dear fake friends,
Please don't make a fake Facebook just to terrorize one of your "friends." You never know what she could do.
Dear skinny girls,,
Just because I weigh 110 pounds and you weigh 85 doesn't mean I'm fat.
Dear fellow crew member,
Please realize that you do not have authority to sit down the entire crew after a show and reprimand us for every little mistake. We are all on the same team, we'retudents, and this is college theatre, not a dictatorship. The world does not revolve around you, and I'm sick of having to mentally prepare myself for these "notes" so I don't burst into tears.
Dear random guy at the bar,
Please use your words before you try to wrap your arms around me.
Dear teachers,
When it's supposed to snow the next day, it is not acceptable to say 'Since we're having a snow day, here's a project to do over it!'.
Dear Customer,
I understand that the bags are weak, but you don't have to act as if they're made of tissue paper! I mean, triple bagging? That wasn't even heavy enough to justify double bagging!
Dear People who judged me in the grocery store,
It was a fake baby. it was for school. So dont judge me. But when my brother did the project you all said he was a good father for taking care of the baby.
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