Dear fellow Americans,
At an airport, a man had to strip down to his boxers- to reveal the fourth amendment written on his chest. (The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall note be violated)...... The TSA arrested him for "disorderly conduct".
Dear office manager at work,
What part of your brain told you "baggy eyes to go with your baggy shirt" was a compliment?
Sincerely, I just got over the flu
Dear "best friends" ,
Please continue to make your plans right in front of me. I'm sure I'll get the invite.
Sincerely, left out.
Please clean your pubes off my bar of soap after you use it.
Sincerely, at the very least...
Dear Customer I am servicing at the Grocery Store,
Emotionally abusing me isn't going to change the fact your coupon is expired.
Sincerely, your cashier, not your punching bag.
Dear girl that tries to hold hands with my boyfriend,
You have your boyfriend and I have mine.
Sincerely, Stick with yours, and we'll both be fine!
I understand that they are my cats, but this is your baby I'm carrying, and if you want to help reduce the risk of it dying, you can suck it up and help out
Sincerely, just clean the cat litter already
When you say "Stop being OCD."that's like saying to a cancer patient "Stop having cancer."
Sincerely, your OCD suffering daughter
Dear friend who went to The Hobbit with a date,
Do you even know what the movie was about?
Sincerely, I can't hear the dialogue over the sound of you two sucking each other's faces.
Dear overprotective chaperone,
Please stop your witch hunt. Now the guy I like won't even talk to me.
Sincerely, we were just talking, not making out.
Please realize that you can't "look lesbian." If you could, you would have noticed that I was one long ago. Did my long hair throw you off?
Sincerely, your lesbian daughter
I'm mute. Not deaf.
Sincerely, there is no need to shout
Dear psych major,
Some of us actually do suffer from monthly PMS. Hormones aren't made up. Mood swings and cravings may seem pointless to someone who doesn't really suffer, but it's insulting to say it's all in our heads.
Sincerely, biology major who knows basic neurology.
Dear people who are against social programs,
Have you ever lived in a camper without running water? Had only fifteen dollars to feed three people for a week? Gone to school terrified your friends would be able to tell you had to wash your jeans by hand? Watched your mother suffer through a painful disease because she can't afford the treatments she needs? Heard her cry at night because she got rejected at another job interview? Don't judge people who need help just because you never have.
Sincerely, hardworking girl who's been there
Dear guy I previously thought wasn't a sexist,
When I said I was going to med school, thanks for assuming I am going to be an RN
Sincerely, correct me if I am wrong but this is the 21st century and women can be real doctors too...