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Dear society,
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Dear ex,
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Dear guy,
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
Dear Parents,
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
Dear couple sitting next to me on the plane,
Thanks for the pamphlet on accepting Jesus. I'm Jewish.
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Dear boys,
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Dear food retailers,
If you want us to eat healthy, stop making junk food so cheap and healthy food so expensive.
Dear Buffy,
The Cullens live in Forks, Washington. You know what to do.
Dear "the early bird gets the worm",
Well the worm got up and died.
Dear wanarexics,
Please stop being so ignorant. An eating disorder is just that, a disorder. Not a lifestyle choice, and definitely is not glamourous. Stop everything you are doing.
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