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Dear Husband,
Please start thinking about anybody other than yourself. It doesn't have to be me, our daughter really needs you. I love you but you need help.
Dear bratty girl that I'm babysitting,
Please understand that I never want to look after you ever again. Blackmailing me by saying that if I don't give you a second dessert you'll tell your mom that I let you stay up late and I'll never work for your family again just won't work.
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Dear lady in my apartment downstairs ,
Stop screaming at your 7 year old son
Dear mom,
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Dear Professor,,
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Dear family,
I understand money is tight right now but I can't see out of one eye because the multitude of sties. Can we please settle the finacial disputes and go see a doctor?
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
Dear American education system,
Why do we have to read Of Mice and Men? What was I supposed to learn from it? How to strangle puppies? Women? How to euthanize the mentally ill? Frankly, more than anything, I was deeply disturbed. As a person battling with depression, an avid animal lover, and supporter of someone with suicidal tendencies, this is not healthy. There is no benefit. And all I can think of is anyone struggling reading this book, and finally giving up. Because, in the end, what good is friendship and dreams? I do not appreciate being forced to read this.
Dear john,
I'm alive please forgive me
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
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