Please clear your internet history...
Sincerely, mentally scarred teenage daughter.
Dear jerk ex-boyfriend,
Please continue to tell me repeatedly that I'm never going to find anyone else like you.
Sincerely, that's kinda what I was hoping for when I dumped you!
Dear people trying to make a point,
Sincerely, I just made three. What now?
Dear person I'm talking to,
Please do not ask me "North or South?" when I say I'm Korean.
Sincerely, I wouldn't be here if I were North Korean.
Dear girls who's prom dresses look like two pieces of cloth held together by a beaded string,
Are you dyslexic??
Sincerely, it's "Prom" not "Porn".
Just because I eat my burritos sideways doesn't mean you have to stare at me like I have two heads.
Sincerely, it's fun to pretend to be a zombie.
You only had one life left? Oh, my bad...
Dear skinny guy riding a motorcycle who nodded at me,
Just because you are riding a motorcycle does not automatically make you cool or attractive.
Sincerely, your butt crack is showing.
Can you please be as easy as half the girls in my class?
Sincerely, failing student.
Just because I'm a redhead doesn't mean this is like The Little Mermaid. There is no talking crab who's going to tell you when it's okay to kiss me.
Sincerely, DO IT ALREADY!
Dear Taylor Swift,
Is "back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday, but I realized some bigger dreams of mine" code for "I really liked him, but then I became too famous for him?
Sincerely, seeing through your lyrics.
There can only be one.
Just think, ten years ago, we didn't even know each other. Bless this generation for bringing us together!
Watch out for that tree!
Sincerely, George of the Jungle.