Dear person accusing me behind my back,
Please note that carefully restraining my son during a temper tantrum is NOT abuse. If I'm not much mistaken, it is rather more frowned upon to allow a child to hurt himself or others! You are only here a few hours per month. You have not seen him bash his head into the wall when angry, or try to bite himself or me, or kick me in the 8-months-pregnant belly. Don't shoot your mouth off without facts.
Sincerely, Frustrated parent
Please don't talk about me and my problems in the car as if I am not there when I am.
Sincerely, The son that doesn't seem to fit into his own family
Please remember that just because you think we work menial jobs, we are still humans. We work these jobs and if we didn't, you would be pissed that you aren't getting "the help you deserve". If you are kind to us, we will be more apt to be kind to you and go out of our way to make sure you have what you need.
Sincerely, The "worthless" worker who loves her job most days.
Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Sincerely, a student who feels really annoyed when dumber people get higher grades
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Sincerely, weren't you ever a student?!
Dear my dearly beloved cousin,
Please turn your music down. You may have earbuds in, but I can still hear every beat, word, and song you're listening to.
Sincerely, it's midnight, I just wanna go to sleep...
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
Dear soon to be exes,
Please, If you want to break up, just end it or go to counseling together. Don't linger on with the thought of breaking up w/ your significant other and leave them later as it will cause more pain for them in the long run.
Sincerely, a witness of a breakup gone ugly
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I told you how I felt, and some sort of reaction would be nice
Sincerely, girl who likes you a lot
Dear videogame companies,
Please stop rushing to develop new games.
Sincerely, gamers who have to pay high prices for recent crap games.
Dear new seasonal guy who thinks only women have to vacuum,
Please enjoy the next three months of your seasonal job being on the night shift. Where at the end of every shift someone has to vacuum, that someone now being you.
Sincerely, The feminist that also works night shifts.
Thank you for taking a chance on me, I know I have bad days a lot, I'm so glad I saw your post about your art, and that we ended up Skyping. I had my suicide planned for not even a month later, you saved me.
Sincerely, your partner that loves you more than anything.
Dear Harry Potter,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Proffesor Snape
I know you aren't straight. But I still love you. Do what makes you happy.
Sincerely, Don't worry. I won't tell Mom.