Please don't tell me to have an abortion again.. This is my 2nd pregnancy, and I'm 24 years old...
Sincerely, worried that you won't approve (again) Grandaughter
Dear new hire,
Yeah, I'm a girl. I've also been shopping her for the past seven years, and I've become good friends with the manager. Guess whose going to come out on top when I tell him about you trying to charge me 30 bucks for a 7 dollar game?
Sincerely, better fix your attitude
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Sincerely, Trying to Ignore It
Dear Christian conservatives fighting my abortion,
The doctors have told me that there is a 100% chance that my son would come into this world with a brain condition that would cause him unrelenting, unavoidable physical pain.
Sincerely, this is killing me, but abortion is the more humane option.
Dear whoever just pulled the fire alarm,
Are you aware that it's 2 degrees out?
Sincerely, you have to stand outside, too...
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
Sincerely, your son's pissed off friend.
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Sincerely, ignoring me and throwing me disgusted looks isnt going to do anything.
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Sincerely, I'm 15. The child is my niece.
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Sincerely, un observant girls everywhere
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Sincerely, your drug-free virgin daughter
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Sincerely, your adult kid.
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Sincerely, trying to get some positive results by hard work
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Sincerely, I have a life that I want to live
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Sincerely, a sickened brit