I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Sincerely, a man failed by you
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Sincerely, Girl who can only date white guys.
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
Sincerely, just trying to make sure you don't embarrass yourself when you do your oral report
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Sincerely, Your Daughter
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
Sincerely, my parents won't let me do the right thing and it's eating me up inside
Dear couple sitting next to me on the plane,
Thanks for the pamphlet on accepting Jesus. I'm Jewish.
Sincerely, well this is awkward...
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Sincerely, they may not be worth your time
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Sincerely, it's not always about you
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Sincerely, Soon to Defend her Thesis
Dear food retailers,
If you want us to eat healthy, stop making junk food so cheap and healthy food so expensive.
Sincerely, that fat guy who wants to lose weight on a budget
The Cullens live in Forks, Washington. You know what to do.
Sincerely, the world
Dear "the early bird gets the worm",
Well the worm got up and died.
Sincerely, it's not a risk i'm willing to take