I didn't know you were serious when you said you'd show him the guns...
Sincerely, I think he pissed his pants.
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
Sincerely, "Hi how are you"
Dear White people,
You all look the same too...
Dear teenage girl,
You like Disney movies? And Harry Potter? AND you're a virgin? What a special and unique snowflake you are!
Alright, so my iron levels are too high so I need to eat less red meat, and my vitamin B12 levels are too low so I need to eat more red meat.
Sincerely, wait, what?
Dear Boyfriend thinking he's going to do "No Shave November",
Of course I support you! As a matter of fact, I think I 'll do it with you!
Sincerely, What's that? You changed your' mind??
Dear Americans who say spongebob is Asian because he is yellow, can't drive and does karate,
Well Patrick is pink, fat, lazy and lives under a rock. He must be American.
Sincerely, boom roasted!
Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
Seeing your toilet is not attractive.
Sincerely, you forgot to flush.
I know you love each other. Please don't try to be naughty when I am gone.
Sincerely, Tired of Untangling
When we accidentally fall asleep or are daydreaming in class, there is no need to point a nerf gun at us...
Sincerely, never looking out the window again
Dear Boyfriend and Girlfriend,
I don't swim in your bed, so please don't have sex in my pool.
Sincerely, Lifeguards Everywhere
Dear Guy at my recital taking flash photography,
You know I have to be able to read my music right?
Sincerely, DEAR LORD I'M BLIND
Dear Philosophy Professor,
Thank you for making me laugh during my midterm exam.
Sincerely, Question #4: The Los Angeles Lakers make me want to vomit. a. True b. True
Who do you think you are, running around leaving scars?