Please act a little sincere when I tell you my grandmother passed away
Sincerely, crying girlfriend who needs comfort
Dear friend who said my family was abnormal because my parents are separated,
This is life. Some people don't have parents. Some people's parents are separated. Some people's parents are divorced. Some people's parents were never together. Some people have never even met their mom/dad. Some people's parents are in prison. Stop being so judgemental just because people are different to you. That was really bitchy.
Sincerely, I'm pissed
Dear sister's mother-in-law,
Please stop telling her how to raise her kids. You walked out on yours when they were young because you couldn't stay faithful to their father.
Sincerely, your opinion is invalid.
I told you that I was scared to be in my own home because of your fiance and all you do is yell at me.
Sincerely, Daughter moving out and considering calling the cops for your own safty
Dear creep staring at my butt in the gym,
You're in for a shock when I turn around.
Sincerely, fifteen years old.
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Sincerely, the girl who's foot just connected with your balls
Please stop vomiting my money, I have nothing left.
Sincerely, Poor citizen.
Please know that your support when I came out to you as bi has been one of the things giving me strength and I love you for that.
Sincerely, your girlfriend.
Saying all Muslims are like ISIS is about as logical as saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist idiots. There are kind Muslims and evil Muslims. There are kind Christians and evil Christians. For that matter, there are kind atheists and evil atheists.
Sincerely, Let's see individual PEOPLE and not stereotypes!
I don't care if you're in Special Ed. I don't care if I had to do most of your projects in freshman year. I don't care that people glare at me when I talk to you. I don't care that you always have a better manicure than I do. I don't care if you ask me a ton of questions. I don't care that you're hard to understand.
Sincerely, you light up my day, every day
Please don't make me wake up early.
Sincerely, wish break would continue
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Sincerely, I'm tired of hearing you every night.
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Sincerely, your 18 year old big sister who loves you anyway
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Sincerely, pull your pants up.
I know I'm not growing up as fast as you want me to. I know I'm shirking a lot of responsibilities and I know I can be an overprivileged brat at times. The transition to real life is terrifying and complicated, and I'd really like to be able to take it one step at a time. I have my future planned out, and the university I've been accepted to is the path directly to it. Please just trust me when I say that I'm going to be alright.
Sincerely, Your cautious and determined teenage son