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Dear woman staring at my four ladies in Target,
They have Down Syndrom. They also have full-time jobs, pay rent for the facility they live in, and are the farthest thing in the world from the "drain on society" you just accused them of being.
Dear frightened teen,
I rarely answer "who's there?"
Dear teacher,
When 30 out of 33 students got a C or lower did you ever think ONCE it was your fault?
Dear school handbook,
Please tell me why "Hugging is dangerous and is not permitted in the hallways" makes any sense.
Dear girls at my school who dress like hookers,
Just because we don't have a dress code doesn't mean you should wear your work clothes.
Dear cell phone,
Please stop doing that really annoying trick where it feels like you vibrated, but when I check, there's nothing there.
Dear printer,
You don't need magenta ink to print my paper, the letters are black, I promise!
Dear 13 year old who just had a pregnancy scare,
Really?!
Dear big brother,
Remember when you told my boyfriend that if he ever made me cry, you'd make him cry?
Dear iPods,
One day, they'll abandon you too.
Dear Disney,
Please create an alternate ending to the Lion King where Mufasa doesn't die.
Dear nine piece pack of gum,
I eat my gum two pieces at a time.
Dear Mulan,
Thank you for teaching us that not all women have to be saved by a prince.
Dear Grandma,
No one can convince me to be a lawyer. I'm going to be a scientist.
Dear kids of today's generation,
Just because it's being re-released in 3D does not make it your movie.
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