Dear Guy at My Lunch Table,
I have my own opinions, too. Did you really have to mention I should kill myself?
Sincerely, I Went Home and Cried
Please stop telling me depression is all in my head. Of course it is. Just not in the imaginary way you seem to think
Sincerely, your rock-bottom daughter
Dear church leaders who say cutting is a sin,
I wasn't aware that having depression was Biblically wrong
Sincerely, I cut because of your condemnation
Dear Person driving their car really fast next to the curb in a torrential downpour,
Sincerely, Soaked pedestrian
Dear Angry Starbucks Customer,
I'm sorry I had to ask you to repeat your drink order of a Quad shot Venti Iced Caramel Macciato upside down. You were speaking fast and it was my first day.
Sincerely, New Starbucks Barista
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Sincerely, a concerned individual
Dear the guy who said he'd never heard a girl say they're pretty.,
I think i'm beautiful. I think I'm fantastic. I am not skinny. I am chubby and I love my cupcakes in the morning. I rarely work out, and I feel great. I work on things that are important to me, and I've done a great job. That works a lot better than only worrying about your looks. I'm sorry girls don't believe in themselves as much as they ought.
Sincerely, Beautiful and Confident.
Blue isn't natural, green makes me look like a witch, pink is too mature, and sparkly just looks dumb. I guess you don't like my fingernails no matter what color they're painted.
Sincerely, I'll paint them what I damn please.
I know damn fine that I won't ever want have children. So quit telling me how the pill or the three-month injection could affect my fertility and give me the contraception method I've decided to use. It's my body, so it's my decision. I do not have the duty to bear one child after the other just because I'm female.
Sincerely, annoyed woman
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept when you screwed up on a test. It's not fair for half the class not to get points they deserve.
Sincerely, Should have had a 95 but I have an 82...
Dear girl in my class,
Are you kidding me? We're discussing examples of sterotypes and pointing out how untrue they are.
Sincerely, "that's not a stereotype, that's just true."
Dear "Bad Test Takers",
Please stop saying you're bad test takers. You're just stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know?
Sincerely, Daniel Tosh
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Sincerely, I really had to go.
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Sincerely, Newly Frustrated
Dear Rude Customer who yelled at me for there not being enough cashiers at the front of the store,
Please realize that as a stocker I have no control over what happens outside of stocking merchandise
Sincerely, Patience-tested Employee