Please stop picking on me about the books I read. You didn't have to get the whole class, much less most of the grade, in on it too.
Sincerely, the girl with the 'backwards' books, they're called manga and are not the only things I read
No, it was not because I plagiarized that you found my entire essay as one answer on WikiHow. I posted it there.
Dear ex-boyfriend's parents,
I dumped your son for reasons that are my own business. Please don't tell everyone on facebook that I used him for five years then decided to kick him to the curb.
Sincerely, your son treated me like crap.
Why would you cut spending by cutting one hot meal a day from our troops in war? It's not like they risk their lives everyday for this country or anything.
Sincerely, angry marine wife
Dear supposed best friend,
No, being bisexual does not mean the same thing as being promiscuous and that I'll be "all over everyone". We have been best friends for 12 years. You should know me better than that.
Sincerely, your very hurt friend.
Please know that it really hurts when you belittle me all the time. I worked hard for that 92%, don't ask me why it wasn't a 100%.
Sincerely, It's still an A
Dear Gym Teacher,
Please listen to us when we say we are in pain. You have so far given 4 students injuries, all fractures from to much pressure on our legs/arms or overuse. Running can hurt us.
Sincerely, sorry we aren't as strong as your football team.
Please stop giving my brother credit for 'all the studying he does at school' while 'I'm doing nothing all day'. He is actually out partying and drinking with his friends.
Sincerely, your overworked daughter
Dear religious mother,
Please understand that even though I'm atheist it doesn't mean I'm teaching your child Satanism... I don't believe in him either. Taking her out of my care was hurtful. And when she tells me Bible stories, I encourage her because I know that's what you would want me to do.
Sincerely, I respect your religion, why don't you respect my lack of one?
Dear friend of my boyfriend,
Yes, I know he's adopted. Yes, I know his biological parents were arrested for doing drugs. Yes, I know he's technically an "accident", but he's the best accident that ever happened.
Sincerely, a loving girlfriend.
Dear overly judgemental friends,
Yeah, that "creepy", "annoying" gay guy? He's one of my closest buddies.
Sincerely, he's a heck of a lot more accepting than you people are.
Dear everyone who thinks only blacks get into colleges for free,
Please stop. I AM black and have a 4.0 average but wasn't accepted, yet the 2.0 average indian girl gets in.
Sincerely, in the same boat
Dear fellow students giving me the evil eye,
I'm sick of holding back just to avoid outshining you and, as a result, being bullied by you. So I'm good in this subject... so what?! You should thank me for ending these awkward silences after the teacher poses the question.
Sincerely, RAISING HAND LIKE A BOSS!
Dear boy across the hall,
Please stop confusing me. Either end things with her, or end things with me. This on/off thing is too much.
Sincerely, "just a friend"
Dear College Professors,
We understand that we need to be on top of the course work. Still, think you could tell us about the 10 page research paper before it's due?
Sincerely, your students, in the midst of nervous breakdowns