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Dear Republican grandparents who watch Fox News,
Please do not ask me if I'm going to join ISIS when I get letters from my pen pal who happen to be muslim.
Dear neighbors,
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Dear feminists,
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Dear Sherlock,
Please don't be dead.
Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please give me back my heart.
Dear period,
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Dear those that are seen as less than perfect,
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."
Dear Feminisits,
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
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