Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Sincerely, responsible people
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Sincerely, Randolph, the brown-nosed reindeer
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Sincerely, someone who is tired of white-washed, male dominant media
I love you.
Sincerely, Marshawn Lynch
My life. My body. My decision.
Sincerely, someone who wants their rights
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Sincerely, Ryan Gosling