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Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Dear anti-vacciners,
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Dear Santa,
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Dear "DearBlankPleaseBlank",
I blame you for my failing grades.
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Dear Skittles,
I love you.
Dear pro-lifers,
My life. My body. My decision.
Dear Girl,
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
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