Please help me. I have a busted ankle and can't walk yet you still want me to make supper. I have to "remind" you to make something for me too when you make something. And I really appreciate having to get my own ice packs and water and figure out how to carry them with crutches.
Sincerely, did you ever love me?
I thought you actually wanted to see me when I came to visit the state you're in. But I guess driving 40 minutes to meet up is too much hassle so go ahead and cancel on me the morning of with a lame excuse.
Sincerely, the girl who thought you wanted to see her
Please understand that I really do want to tell you that I am Bi but I am just afraid that you will hate me and leave me. Can you also understand that when you make fun of my religion and my sexuality without knowing it, it really hurts.
Sincerely, your jewish bisexual girlfriend
Please stop demanding that we do literally all of the shopping. I pay attention; you haven't put money in for groceries for almost a month.
Sincerely, I just wanted you to get some toilet paper
Dear Brock Turner's Dad,
Please understand that twenty minutes of action is a lot. In twenty minutes, you can murder people, bomb a city, or do other such horrible things.
Sincerely, Please don't trivialize rape.
Dear people who don't like feminism,
Like it or not, finding out I'm a feminist is not an opportunity for you to call me a "feminazi". My great grandparents were murdered during the Holocaust after their home was burned down. I am a proud, 3rd generation Jewish American feminist and comparing me to the group that murdered my family and millions of others is completely unacceptable. You say feminists are crazy and turn around and compare us to fucking Nazis... check yourself
Sincerely, a Jewish woman who is tired of this
Dear friends who have stopped talking to me,
Please just tell me why
Sincerely, why cant you just talk to me?
Dear School Teachers,
You expect me to do four hours of homework every night then act surprised when I break down.
Sincerely, I cannot function properly thanks to you.
Dear beloved friend,
Please ask me about how my day is too instead of just talking at me about yours. I know things have been hard but please consider those you confide in as well.
Sincerely, You Haven't Asked In Too Long
Just because I wear a lot of dark colours does not mean I'm a goth, pointing it out just makes me self-conscious. Please stop
Sincerely, your already self-conscious daughter
Please leave me be with my oversized shirts and skinny jeans and lack of makeup or motivation. And while you're at it, stop picking on me so much for not being a 'normal' girl.
Sincerely, I just want to disappear. Is that okay with you?
Dear Academy of Science,
Please know that I ended up breaking my foot running inside the house to open the letter from your school.
Sincerely, girl who "hadn't given enough" to your school
Dear One Size Fits All,
You definitely don't fit me.
Sincerely, plus size woman bored of disappointment.
I know I have mild acne, I know I can be lazy and procrastinate but please stop yelling at me for it. It's already hard enough for me to be figuring out who I am and how I fit in, let alone you pointing out all my insecurities and flaws.
Sincerely, a teenager wishing she could be carefree, but you stop me...
Dear person who run into things while on her phone,
I don't care if your friend calls you from Germany or Uganda, just stay still on the side so I can walk past you instead of zigzagging all over the place.
Sincerely, the person behind you slowly going crazy.