Dear Republican grandparents who watch Fox News,
Please do not ask me if I'm going to join ISIS when I get letters from my pen pal who happen to be muslim.
Sincerely, Not all muslims are terrorists
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Sincerely, trying to breath.
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Sincerely, a male who sees the inequality in your demands.
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Sincerely, you and your boyfriend make the bed squeak all night long!
Please don't be dead.
Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Sincerely, the girl with a shaved head
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
Please give me back my heart.
Sincerely, Ex-girlfriend with a hole in her chest.
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Sincerely, a girl who had sex for the first time.
Dear those that are seen as less than perfect,
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."
Sincerely, Tyrion Lannister, the imp.
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Sincerely, Boys never ask girls to lift the seat up!
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student