Dear guy friends,
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm attracted to you
Sincerely, We used to be friends
Dear Binge Drinking Mother,
Please stop making anti-Semitic comments about my Jewish boyfriend.
Sincerely, Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts
Dear person who said I shouldn't be at the gym,
Just because I'm thin doesn't mean I have no reason to be there.
Sincerely, Female athlete gaining muscle
Dear ignorant parents,
My psychologist said I have depression.
Sincerely, no, I'm not just being a moody teenager.
Dear Republican grandparents who watch Fox News,
Please do not ask me if I'm going to join ISIS when I get letters from my pen pal who happen to be muslim.
Sincerely, Not all muslims are terrorists
Dear people who say you can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times,
Yes, you actually can.
Sincerely, the Mythbusters proved it
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
Sincerely, I'm not Christian, but I know this isn't right.
Please let me thank you personally for adding ten minutes to my walk to class this morning
Sincerely, how do I explain to my professor I was stuck in walking traffic?
Dear idiot honking his horn,
Please take a look at the sign posted over the intersection, and also posted in bold to our right. Can you read it for me? "No right turn on red." Yep, now, take your head out of your ass and look at what color the light is. Yep, red. Finally, if you can't put two and two together, please look at the solid line of traffic driving past us, due to the fact that it is rush hour. Put all of those together, and it adds up to "No, I will not turn right, no matter how hard you pound on your horn!"
Sincerely, shut up!
Please stop saying you can't wait to grow up. The real world is tough.
Sincerely, a person who wishes she was still a kid.
Dear the rest of the world,
We realize that not all French people wear berets, not all Italian people are Mario, and not all Europeans wear tweed suits. Likewise, not all Americans are fat, lazy people. Quit picking on us.
Sincerely, girl tired of her country being sterotyped.
No, taking me out to dinner will not cure my depression.
Sincerely, your depressed daughter.
Alright, she's scared. You can start with the noises now.
Sincerely, Scary Movie
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please realize that your son is 18 not 4. He doesn't need y'all to control every aspect of his life anymore.
Sincerely, a very frustrated girlfriend.