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Dear Gramma,
Please don't tell me to have an abortion again.. This is my 2nd pregnancy, and I'm 24 years old...
Dear new hire,
Yeah, I'm a girl. I've also been shopping her for the past seven years, and I've become good friends with the manager. Guess whose going to come out on top when I tell him about you trying to charge me 30 bucks for a 7 dollar game?
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Dear Christian conservatives fighting my abortion,
The doctors have told me that there is a 100% chance that my son would come into this world with a brain condition that would cause him unrelenting, unavoidable physical pain.
Dear whoever just pulled the fire alarm,
Are you aware that it's 2 degrees out?
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
Dear Ex-Bestfriend,
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Dear mom,
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Dear Dad,
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Dear mind,
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Dear Teachers,
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
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