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Dear LDS Parents,
Please let me back into your home. It's cold in my car.
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
Dear counselor,
I showed up in your office today, telling you I need better coping skills for living with my husband's condition. You told me that clearly I am doing fine, it's HIM you need to be seeing, and ushered me out of your office 30 minutes early. I can't MAKE him make appointments and keep them. I can only change ME.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Dear fair-weather-friend,
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Dear Husband,
I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Dear Family,
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Dear mum,
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Ma'am,
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
Dear engineer dad,
It's really hard to hear everyone's comments about me not taking math my senior year. I've heard so many remarks about not getting into college and working at McDonalds. So I just wanted to say thank you much for telling me today that I can be successful in whatever I choose to do and that it's okay not to take AP Calculus if I don't want to.
Dear Boyfriend,
Please help me raise OUR son, and stop playing video games all the time.
Dear Black People,
Please don't think I'm racist because I'm following you around "Customer Servicing" you.
Dear college dorm form,
How the hell am I supposed to put in my seven digit student ID, when my student ID is clearly only six digits?
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