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Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Dear Mom,
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Dear mom,
Please stop texting while driving and threaten to ground me when I tell you to stop. You are the single mother of 6 children who need you.
Dear Waitress,
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Dear roommate,
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Dear Husband,
I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Dear girl screaming at the bus driver,
Are you blind, or just stupid? The bus driver won't open the doors because we are in the center lane at a stop light, not at a bus stop.
Dear friends,
Depression isn't contagious.
Dear ignorant pig male in my physics class,
No, men are not all around superior to women. I can hold my breath, swimming upside down without plugging my nose, for 2 lengths of a pool COMPLETELY under water. And i can point my toes. Can you?
Dear boyfriend,
You didn't say anything at prom when I was in my big fancy dress, makeup, and high heels. But when we got back and I changed into sweat pants and hoodie, you called me beautiful...
Dear Family,
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Dear guy I've had a crush on since high school,
Please understand that saying you "sincerely" like me when we're together, but not being willing to text me back for weeks at a time is just giving me whiplash.
Dear engineer dad,
It's really hard to hear everyone's comments about me not taking math my senior year. I've heard so many remarks about not getting into college and working at McDonalds. So I just wanted to say thank you much for telling me today that I can be successful in whatever I choose to do and that it's okay not to take AP Calculus if I don't want to.
Ma'am,
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
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