Dear overweight mother,
Please stop accusing me of being anorexic and then telling me it's in my genetics to get fat someday everytime you see me eating.
Sincerely, wtf are you trying to do
Dear Best Guy Friend/Crush,
Please understand that when you have me straddle you in a hot tub in my bikini, I am going to assume you're interested.
Sincerely, maybe you shouldn't be so misleading next time.
if you are going to organise a group event and leave me out of it, please don't post photos up off how much fun you had without me
Sincerely, the left out friend.
I know you have ocd, but your compulsive need to automatically throw away any paper you see laying around is really annoying to live with.
Sincerely, throwing away entire notebooks just because they were on the coffee table is not "cleaning up"
Dear retail stores,
It's Thanksgiving, not Black Friday Eve. Let us spend time with our families.
Sincerely, retail workers
Please stop with the self harm jokes. You never know what people around you could be struggling with.
Sincerely, your friend in the long sleeves
Dear the man who should walk me down the aisle,
He didnt need your approval to marry me. He needed mine, and thats just what he got.
Sincerely, I'm strong enough to walk myself down the aisle.
Dear Girls with big breasts that say girls with small breasts can't complain,
I am not saying that I want giant knockers bigger than my head that give me horrible back pain. I just want to wear cute shirts and dresses and have them fit. It would make me feel better about myself that I don't have to dress like a boy.
Sincerely, 29 year old who can't wear an A cup bra because it's too big, and depressed about it.
Dear music store customers,
If you want to try out a guitar, feel free to ask and our staff will be happy to help you out. But please, no Stairway to Heaven, Nothing Else Matters, Smoke on the Water, Iron Man, Sweet Child O Mine, Crazy Train, Back in Black or any other ridiculously overplayed riffs and licks.
Sincerely, the owner who has come to hate these riffs now
Dear People complaining about group work,
Please stop. There's a decent chance you'll end up with a job in which you have to work with others. Coworkers can be just as bad to work with as other students.
Sincerely, You're getting prepared for the real world.
Dear people who say "All Muslims are not ISIS",
Please remember that, while it is true that all Muslims are not evil or part of ISIS, their religion is completely evil and teaches them that all non-Muslims should be killed
Sincerely, the Muslim religion is corrupt
Please know that all skaters are not bad people. We do not all do drugs.
Sincerely, a skater
I love you and appreciate everything you've done for me. But please, you need to let me grow up. I'm getting older and soon you won't be there to always tell me what the "right" choice is.
Sincerely, your growing daughter
Dear ex-boyfriend in Afghanistan,
We may not be together anymore, but I still miss you.
Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend who hopes you'll come home soon
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female