You didn't have to laugh at me when I put on that dress. I actually felt GOOD for once, and now I'm back to being insecure.
Sincerely, your insecure and depressed niece
Dear overweight mother,
Please stop accusing me of being anorexic and then telling me it's in my genetics to get fat someday everytime you see me eating.
Sincerely, wtf are you trying to do
Dear Best Guy Friend/Crush,
Please understand that when you have me straddle you in a hot tub in my bikini, I am going to assume you're interested.
Sincerely, maybe you shouldn't be so misleading next time.
Dear woman at the bowling alley,
No, she is not my daughter. Either I look old for my age or this world has some serious cleaning up to do
Sincerely, thirteen year old
I know you have ocd, but your compulsive need to automatically throw away any paper you see laying around is really annoying to live with.
Sincerely, throwing away entire notebooks just because they were on the coffee table is not "cleaning up"
Dear room mates,
Please make sure I can't hear you before you talk shit about me.
Sincerely, Though, your reactions when I replied were hilarious.
Dear retail stores,
It's Thanksgiving, not Black Friday Eve. Let us spend time with our families.
Sincerely, retail workers
I know I don't wear the brightest colored clothes, but that doesn't mean I cut.
Sincerely, you're checking the wrong daughters arm..
Dear Ex Fiance,
Please be happy, don't let anyone hurt you, find a good guy, save your money, love yourself and take care of your dad because he needs you. I love you and I think about you every day.
Sincerely, the guy you left in NC.
Dear the man who should walk me down the aisle,
He didnt need your approval to marry me. He needed mine, and thats just what he got.
Sincerely, I'm strong enough to walk myself down the aisle.
Please stop with the self harm jokes. You never know what people around you could be struggling with.
Sincerely, your friend in the long sleeves
Please stop with the gender roles. I live in a constant struggle between wanting a strong man to keep me safe and wanting to be a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
Sincerely, Can I be a princess knight? Is that a thing?
I can't read minds. How am I suppose to know what clothes you need washed if you don't tell me?
Why is it that when a person believes they're an alien from another planet they are institutionalized, but when a man comes out and says he's a woman he is "brave and being 'himself'?"
Sincerely, your logic makes no sense
Dear Girls with big breasts that say girls with small breasts can't complain,
I am not saying that I want giant knockers bigger than my head that give me horrible back pain. I just want to wear cute shirts and dresses and have them fit. It would make me feel better about myself that I don't have to dress like a boy.
Sincerely, 29 year old who can't wear an A cup bra because it's too big, and depressed about it.