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Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Dear anti-vacciners,
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Dear Santa,
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear Skittles,
I love you.
Dear pro-lifers,
My life. My body. My decision.
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Dear Mom,
Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
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