Dear woman who fired me because I put her child in a time out,
He bit me and you had not told me any method for correcting him. What else was I suppose to do?
Sincerely, your now unemployed nanny
No, it was not because I plagiarized that you found my entire essay as one answer on WikiHow. I posted it there.
Dear middle school,
Please realize that a 5 minute passing period realy isn't enough time to go to the bathroom and that teachers rarely let us leave class. By taking away our bathroom privleges at lunch, you've ensured that we won't be able to go at all.
Sincerely, I really have to go pee!
Why would you cut spending by cutting one hot meal a day from our troops in war? It's not like they risk their lives everyday for this country or anything.
Sincerely, angry marine wife
Dear divorced parents,
Please stop putting your kids in the middle. It really hurts.
Sincerely, tired of hearing how my daddy is Satan and how my mommy is a bitch....
If you believe that women should care for the household and children while men are working hard, it's okay, because everybody can have their own beliefs. But do me a favor and stop telling me I'll grow up to be a failure in life when I openly tell you I do not intend to have children or get married. And I'd also be pleased if you stopped threatening me with detention if I speak up during your rants, because again, everybody can have their own beliefs, and yours aren't mine.
Sincerely, a believer in equal rights
Dear Publishing Companies,
I know that you prefer older writers because they have more "life experience", but please don't assume that because I'm young, I'm stupid and have nothing worth saying.
Sincerely, Teenage author whose dreams are being slowly crushed
Dear Friends who judge me for not being a vegan like them,
I am allergic to peanuts, walnuts, almonds, gluten, strawberries, sulfites and cilantro. If I didn't eat animal products, I'd starve to death.
Sincerely, your hyperallergic, meat-eating, tired of being judged friend
Dear ex-boyfriend's parents,
I dumped your son for reasons that are my own business. Please don't tell everyone on facebook that I used him for five years then decided to kick him to the curb.
Sincerely, your son treated me like crap.
Dear guy next to me at the gym,
Are you seriously just blasting your music on speaker on your iPhone?
Sincerely, they're called HEADPHONES
I hate when you say that you have no money to give me, but then have a new pair of shoes the next day
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear pharmacy that won't refill my medication,
I don't care that it hasn't been 30 days yet! I lost my antidepressants in a car accident and I NEED a refill NOW.
Sincerely, Depressed girl heavily reliant on her Lexapro.
You said you weren't homophobic because you like gay guys, but then you said that lesbians freak you out. *How* is that not homophobic?
Sincerely, your friend who apparentally would "freak you out"
Just because my top college choice right now is the same as my boyfriend's doesn't mean I'm following him. I want to be an engineer too.
Sincerely, stop making me feel bad about liking a school.