You make me wet
Dear Last Names,
If you were given to people based on what their jobs were, then where did I come from?
I Binged your girlfriend.
Sincerely, and she said "Yahoo!"
Dear people of the internet,
Did you know a whale's fart bubble is large enough to enclose a horse?
Sincerely, I thought you might want to know
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Sincerely, Grumpy cat
Dear Guy complementing me,
Oh, my chest looks nice in this shirt? Well, your dick looks look nice in those jeans.
Sincerely, You should have seen your face
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you're overreacting.
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, your cashier and student
Dear middle finger,
Thank you for always sticking up for me
Dear straight boy who said "you'd look better without makeup",
I highly doubt that.
Sincerely, a drag queen
Remember that crazy night a few hundred years ago? Well now you have a son, and his name is Edward Cullen
Please stop trying to convince me to go against what my mother taught me.
Sincerely, Not supposed to put small things in my mouth
Dear Justin Timberlake,
We're very sorry but you cannot return sexy unless you have a receipt.
Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Sincerely, your teacher