I know you like to drink, but please, ease up a little. Do you realize how bad it hurts to hear how unattractive I am? How I ruin your night? How you think I'm such a child? How many more nights will I have to be strong when you dump me, knowing it'll all be ok in the morning?
Sincerely, you're perfect when you're sober...
Dear fellow Americans,
At an airport, a man had to strip down to his boxers- to reveal the fourth amendment written on his chest. (The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall note be violated)...... The TSA arrested him for "disorderly conduct".
Dear office manager at work,
What part of your brain told you "baggy eyes to go with your baggy shirt" was a compliment?
Sincerely, I just got over the flu
Dear girl that tries to hold hands with my boyfriend,
You have your boyfriend and I have mine.
Sincerely, Stick with yours, and we'll both be fine!
You told me to ignore discipline problems among my students, even when that meant ignoring bullying. I'm glad I ignored you. You aren't fit to clean school toilets, much less to be an educator.
Sincerely, a former teacher who wishes he could have told you this to your face.
Dear elementary and high school teachers,
Please continue to tell your students how sports aren't going to pay the bills or get them anywhere in life.
Sincerely, the college athlete double major thanks to her sports scholarship
Dear Customer I am servicing at the Grocery Store,
Emotionally abusing me isn't going to change the fact your coupon is expired.
Sincerely, your cashier, not your punching bag.
Please realize that you can't "look lesbian." If you could, you would have noticed that I was one long ago. Did my long hair throw you off?
Sincerely, your lesbian daughter
Dear Male Politicians,
I know you mean well, but if you don't have a uterus, you should not be legislating on women's reproductive health
I'm mute. Not deaf.
Sincerely, there is no need to shout
Dear Latin teacher,
Thanks for says, "That would make you a prostitute." when the girls in my class said they wanted to wear a toga.
Sincerely, that was great.
Dear girls complaining about your boyfriends forgetting your anniversary,
I took flowers to the cemetery for mine.
Sincerely, make the most of him while he's there.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can shatter my soul.
Sincerely, stop the verbal abuse. Please.
Dear guy friends,
Please don't be scared to go to the gay bar with us.
Sincerely, if girls don't throw themselves at you, gay guys certainly won't.