Dear older sister,
How about NOT smoking while your severely asthmatic little sister is in the car.
Sincerely, trying not to choke
Dear ex boyfriend,
At least try to not suck her face in public, it's only been a week....my friends see you and I can too.
Sincerely, you broke my heart, and finished killing it now.
Dear overgrown boys who came through the drive through yesterday,
Please remember we sell burgers, not women.
Sincerely, no I will not give you a 360.
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Sincerely, an average, plain girl
Dear parents ,
Thanks for listening when I told you what foods I can't eat.
Sincerely, you just bought everything that will make me sick.
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop asking me where the border is.
Sincerely, Not every hispanic person is mexican.
I need advice on how to go through a breakup, and I don't have any friends. We were together about a year, and he broke up with me yesterday. I'm devastated and I don't know what to do. Please help?
Sincerely, broken hearted
Dear Mr. Obnoxious on my painball team,
Just because I'm part Japanese, dosn't mean you are obligated to yell "KAMKAZE!" everytime I throw a paint gernade. However, I am obligated to shoot you afterwards.
Sincerely, and I thought paintball would relieve stress
Dear Supposed friends,
Please stop noticing all my flaws. I see them too.
Sincerely, girl with low self esteem
Dear lady in the 8th row,
Please note that midnight in the movie theatre aisle is not the place to do aerobics
Sincerely, I just wanted to watch my movie
Dear Whole Foods Employee,
I just asked if I could get that in a plastic bag, not if I had permission to conduct a satanic ritual in your store. Please save that glare for when you really need it.
Sincerely, Guy who uses shoping bags as garbage bags to save money.
Dear girls who hover over the toilet seat,
Please wipe the seat when you're done. I really don't want to sit in your urine. Also - please flush. I know you didn't use toilet paper, and that's pretty gross. I hope you enjoy those rashes.
Sincerely, the girl who just had to wipe the seat before sitting down.
Dear girl who called me fat,
I may be fat now, but I can change. You will always be mean.
Dear financial aid office,
Thanks for letting me know i'm not qualified for aid until AFTER i've already decided this was where i wanted to go. We just sold the car to pay for our down payment.
Sincerely, a girl who would give anything to go there (and IS giving everything)
Dear college girl's laundry room,
Please when you come to do your laundry take time to survey the area. Does it look extra busy today? If the answer is YES, please arrive a little early or right on time to switch your laundry to the dryer or to retrieve your dry items. The clothes are piling up on the table and other people are trying to do their laundry too.
Sincerely, sitting here witnessing the struggle