Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Sincerely, so don't tell me I'm too young. I already know.
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Sincerely, You Won't Even Put Them Down When I Ask...
Please stop texting while driving and threaten to ground me when I tell you to stop. You are the single mother of 6 children who need you.
Sincerely, daughter with common sense.
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Sincerely, Must Be A TwiHard.
Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Sincerely, this is the SIXTH in the same pack I've found that had mold on the meat.
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Sincerely, you smell like a damn dumpster and I hate you
I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Sincerely, And You Wonder Why I'm Fustrated All The Time
Dear girl screaming at the bus driver,
Are you blind, or just stupid? The bus driver won't open the doors because we are in the center lane at a stop light, not at a bus stop.
Sincerely, pay attention
Depression isn't contagious.
Sincerely, you can still talk to me.
Dear ignorant pig male in my physics class,
No, men are not all around superior to women. I can hold my breath, swimming upside down without plugging my nose, for 2 lengths of a pool COMPLETELY under water. And i can point my toes. Can you?
Sincerely, didn't think so. Don't tell a synchronized swimmer you are better at EVERYTHING.
You didn't say anything at prom when I was in my big fancy dress, makeup, and high heels. But when we got back and I changed into sweat pants and hoodie, you called me beautiful...
Sincerely, I love you
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Sincerely, a daughter who's gonna need a shrink
Dear guy I've had a crush on since high school,
Please understand that saying you "sincerely" like me when we're together, but not being willing to text me back for weeks at a time is just giving me whiplash.
Sincerely, A college girl who doesn't have time for this
Dear engineer dad,
It's really hard to hear everyone's comments about me not taking math my senior year. I've heard so many remarks about not getting into college and working at McDonalds. So I just wanted to say thank you much for telling me today that I can be successful in whatever I choose to do and that it's okay not to take AP Calculus if I don't want to.
Sincerely, so thankful you said that I'm crying