Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Sincerely, responsible people
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Sincerely, Randolph, the brown-nosed reindeer
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Sincerely, someone who is tired of white-washed, male dominant media
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Sincerely, someone who met their love at church
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
I love you.
Sincerely, Marshawn Lynch
My life. My body. My decision.
Sincerely, someone who wants their rights
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Sincerely, a geeky girl
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Sincerely, you make me feel so guilty for saying "no"
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Sincerely, snowing in October