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Dear mother who changed her mind about hiring me,
Please figure out that you want someone who speaks your kids language before you offer someone a job. I had turned down other job offers because I accepted yours.
Dear woman in Walmart yelling at me,
Please get your facts straight before you judge
Dear Mother,
Please stop blaming everybody for your mistakes. If you drop your laptop on the floor, you cannot blame me for breaking your laptop because I downloaded Chrome on it.
Dear guy who just attempted to rape me ,
Just because I'm a 5 foot nothing, teenage girl doesn't mean I can't take care of myself .
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Dear bratty girl that I'm babysitting,
Please understand that I never want to look after you ever again. Blackmailing me by saying that if I don't give you a second dessert you'll tell your mom that I let you stay up late and I'll never work for your family again just won't work.
Dear everyone who overdramatizes,
When you say, "my life is over" because you have to go to a certain class, that I may add, you signed up for, don't expect me to be sympathetic. When you say, "I was so ready to kill myself," when talking about a test you failed, and I just walk away, holding down tears, don't act offended. Suicide is real, and other people have real problems. Get over yourselves.
Dear guy in the stall next to me,
Coughing to cover-up the sound of you wanking it doesn't help.
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop. I have to wear this "school girl" outfit. I didn't choose to wear a plaid skirt and Oxford shirt. I go to a Christian Academy
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
Dear Scrub Techs,
Please stop bullying the medical students
Dear Professor,,
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Dear world,
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
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