Dear LDS Parents,
Please let me back into your home. It's cold in my car.
Sincerely, your newly-outed trans daughter
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
Sincerely, 9 months pregnant.
I showed up in your office today, telling you I need better coping skills for living with my husband's condition. You told me that clearly I am doing fine, it's HIM you need to be seeing, and ushered me out of your office 30 minutes early. I can't MAKE him make appointments and keep them. I can only change ME.
Sincerely, So sorry I'm not screwed up enough for you to help
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Sincerely, Depressed friend
I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Sincerely, And You Wonder Why I'm Fustrated All The Time
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Sincerely, Your "Barbie"
Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Sincerely, annoyed (and sick!) fellow student.
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Sincerely, a daughter who's gonna need a shrink
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Sincerely, your daughter trying to eat a block of nutella
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
Sincerely, your "dropout punk" cashier
Dear engineer dad,
It's really hard to hear everyone's comments about me not taking math my senior year. I've heard so many remarks about not getting into college and working at McDonalds. So I just wanted to say thank you much for telling me today that I can be successful in whatever I choose to do and that it's okay not to take AP Calculus if I don't want to.
Sincerely, so thankful you said that I'm crying
Please help me raise OUR son, and stop playing video games all the time.
Sincerely, Aggravated girlfriend who is trying to raise a two month old boy, and thinks it's time for you to gr
Dear Black People,
Please don't think I'm racist because I'm following you around "Customer Servicing" you.
Sincerely, My Manager is the one making me, I don't actually think you're stealing
Dear college dorm form,
How the hell am I supposed to put in my seven digit student ID, when my student ID is clearly only six digits?
Sincerely, in fact, all of your students have six digit codes. What were you thinking?