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Dear "friend",
Thanks for sleeping with the guy you know I like AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. That was the best present ever.
Dear everyone staring at me,
I got a fungal virus on my lip due to a barista using her hands to put ice in my water. I can't smile without crying so don't blame me for not smiling.
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please stop hating me and telling your son to break up with me because I have pink and blue in my fringe
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please stop telling me that you love me no matter what and then get mad at me when I make a simple mistake. I'm pretty sure making a B on ONE test won't knock my chances of getting into a good college.
Dear blonde in my class,
Please stop asking stupid questions. YES, the Pacific Ocean is a body of water.
Dear roomate,
So, your girlfriend hasn't left OUR house in 2 months, she eats/sleeps/showers and does her laundry here and now also receives her mail here; yet you insist you haven't moved her in?
Dear older brother,
Please stop treating my bipolar friend like trash. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that's because you called her a cunt for standing up for me when you were threatening me.
Dear best girl friend's boyfriend,
When you humiliated my best friend by dumping her in front of half the school because she wouldn't go to prom with you, maybe you should have asked why. She is rowing in the national championships as stroke seat. She's been preparing the entire year but now is devastated because of what you did. You don't deserve her.
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Dear friend who thinks he know's the secret to fixing me,
Not thinking about it isn't going to stop my anxiety, depression, and eaten disorder. So stop suggesting it.
Dear people who pick up pizza,
Please don't openthe boxes and check the pizza. Do you think I am going to rip you off? It' really rude
Dear Nail Polish Companies,
Please consider making shorter, wider bottles of nail polish.
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Dear science teacher ,
Please stop fast forwarding through our movie and telling us what's going on , we aren't in 5th grade and we understand " big words " .
Dear Feminist roommates,
Please stop lumping all males into one group of "douche bags". I know plenty of great guys who you continually insult in front of me because you think all men are out to have sex and suppress women and are just all around jerks and have no morals or respect.
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