Please start thinking about anybody other than yourself. It doesn't have to be me, our daughter really needs you. I love you but you need help.
Sincerely, Wife whose birthday you've 'forgotten' 3 years in a row.
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Sincerely, crying in the bathroom because of all the names I hear people call me when I walk by.
Dear lady in my apartment downstairs ,
Stop screaming at your 7 year old son
Sincerely, I would sincerely appreciate the cessation of your auditory expression
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Sincerely, I see everything you say.
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Sincerely, you just ruined my cum laude chances
I understand money is tight right now but I can't see out of one eye because the multitude of sties. Can we please settle the finacial disputes and go see a doctor?
Sincerely, your half blind child.
I'm alive please forgive me
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
Sincerely, you spend longer on your hair than I spend showering.
Dear American education system,
Why do we have to read Of Mice and Men? What was I supposed to learn from it? How to strangle puppies? Women? How to euthanize the mentally ill? Frankly, more than anything, I was deeply disturbed. As a person battling with depression, an avid animal lover, and supporter of someone with suicidal tendencies, this is not healthy. There is no benefit. And all I can think of is anyone struggling reading this book, and finally giving up. Because, in the end, what good is friendship and dreams? I do not appreciate being forced to read this.
Sincerely, an enraged High School Student.
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Sincerely, frustrated girl with muscuar dystrophy.
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
Sincerely, A REAL American
I am so allergic to chlorophyll that even brushing up against plants gives me really bad hives.
Sincerely, no, I can't mow the lawn for you.
Dear obese people,
The concepts of "thin privilege" and "fatphobia" are ridiculous. Discrimination based on weight is different from discrimination based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, etc. Weight is something you can actually control, it's not an inherent part of you. And it's perfectly reasonable to judge people based on their lifestyle choices.
Sincerely, an overweight person who isn't a victim