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Dear middle school teacher who told me I would amount to nothing,
The view from my dorm room at Harvard is great.
Dear guy staring at me with a predatory look in your eye,
I kind of want to write "NO" on a napkin and show it to you from across the room, just to save us both some time and embarrassment.
Dear people who say I look like don't eat,
In case you haven't noticed, there's a difference between "active" and "anorexic".
Dear scholarship committee,
No, really, look around. I am a minority.
Dear spider on the bathroom wall,
Is this awkward for you? ...because it's awkward for me.
Dear people who tease me for reading for fun,
I was able to slack off and not read the story when it was given to us as assignment yesterday because I read two years ago for fun.
Dear university that is emailing me,
Please make sure that your grammar and spelling is correct before you send out your letters to prospective students.
Dear teachers during fire drills,
I'm pretty sure if there was a real fire I wouldn't be silent or walking slowly in a single file line.
Dear mom,
You yell at me when I leave my shoes in the hall, but it's ok for you to leave your bra on the couch?
Dear smokers,
If you blow smoke in my face, don't act surprised if I spray Febreeze in yours...
Dear friend,
During our sleepovers, can you please let me know when you're going to sleep?
Dear people who believe the world will end in 2012,
You do know that people thought that computers would kill us and take over the world in 2000 right?
Dear person who called me dirty minded ,
If you're not dirty minded, how'd you understand what I meant?
Dear Brutus,
I thought you were exagerating when you said it was going to be a killer party....
Dear Internet,
Please invent a website where you can type something in and Morgan Freeman's voice will read it out loud.
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