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Dear ex boyfriend,
At least try to not suck her face in public, it's only been a week....my friends see you and I can too.
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Dear parents ,
Thanks for listening when I told you what foods I can't eat.
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop asking me where the border is.
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop saying I cut myself for attention and that only
Dear everyone,
I need advice on how to go through a breakup, and I don't have any friends. We were together about a year, and he broke up with me yesterday. I'm devastated and I don't know what to do. Please help?
Dear Mr. Obnoxious on my painball team,
Just because I'm part Japanese, dosn't mean you are obligated to yell "KAMKAZE!" everytime I throw a paint gernade. However, I am obligated to shoot you afterwards.
Dear Supposed friends,
Please stop noticing all my flaws. I see them too.
Dear girl who called me fat,
I may be fat now, but I can change. You will always be mean.
Dear People who litter,
I understand you don't want to take your fast food trash home, but that doesn't mean you have to throw it in the ocean or on my lawn like I'v seen you do. Please just put a garbage bag in your car.
Dear girls who hover over the toilet seat,
Please wipe the seat when you're done. I really don't want to sit in your urine. Also - please flush. I know you didn't use toilet paper, and that's pretty gross. I hope you enjoy those rashes.
Dear financial aid office,
Thanks for letting me know i'm not qualified for aid until AFTER i've already decided this was where i wanted to go. We just sold the car to pay for our down payment.
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Dear Friend,
Please stop telling me I'd look good with long hair and I should grow it out. It's one of the few things I have control over.
Dear college girl's laundry room,
Please when you come to do your laundry take time to survey the area. Does it look extra busy today? If the answer is YES, please arrive a little early or right on time to switch your laundry to the dryer or to retrieve your dry items. The clothes are piling up on the table and other people are trying to do their laundry too.
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