Dear LDS Parents,
Please let me back into your home. It's cold in my car.
Sincerely, your newly-outed trans daughter
I showed up in your office today, telling you I need better coping skills for living with my husband's condition. You told me that clearly I am doing fine, it's HIM you need to be seeing, and ushered me out of your office 30 minutes early. I can't MAKE him make appointments and keep them. I can only change ME.
Sincerely, So sorry I'm not screwed up enough for you to help
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
Sincerely, 9 months pregnant.
Dear first real boyfriend,
Yes, I'm 18. Yes, you're 22. But we've been dating a week. And you were my first kiss. And you know that. So stop asking about sex. It's not happening anytime soon.
Sincerely, 'no pressure'? Right....
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Sincerely, Depressed friend
Dear rude old Lady,
Yes I will ignore you and use the handicapped parking at the supermarket
Sincerely, Girl who just lost boths legs and can only walk short distances on prosthetics right now
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Sincerely, Your "Barbie"
Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Sincerely, annoyed (and sick!) fellow student.
Dear "your parent should take care of you not the other way around",
I'm glad you got to live in a perfect family. Not everyone is that lucky. If I didn't take care of my mom, no one would. Don't tell me what my life is supposed to be like when you have no idea what I go through every day.
Sincerely, the daughter of a woman with traumatic brain injury
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Sincerely, your daughter trying to eat a block of nutella
Please stop giving me such a hard time. My parents are divorcing, my dog's going to the pound, everyone calls me fat and ugly, and I have straight F's.
Sincerely, and you wonder why I don't sleep at night
Dear stuck up girl in my class,
Thanks for telling me I didn't deserve to get a better grade than you. Then trying to correct the teacher and getting proven wrong in front of the entire lecture class.
Sincerely, I studied my ass off for that test.
Yes, I am skinny. No, I do not have an eating disorder.
Sincerely, please stop being so judgmental.
Please stop telling me that I don't want to go to the pool because I have low self esteem in a bathing suit.
Sincerely, I don't like swimming. It's that simple.