Dear person who said I shouldn't be at the gym,
Just because I'm thin doesn't mean I have no reason to be there.
Sincerely, Female athlete gaining muscle
Dear Republican grandparents who watch Fox News,
Please do not ask me if I'm going to join ISIS when I get letters from my pen pal who happen to be muslim.
Sincerely, Not all muslims are terrorists
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Sincerely, a male who sees the inequality in your demands.
Please don't be dead.
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Sincerely, trying to breath.
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Sincerely, you and your boyfriend make the bed squeak all night long!
Dear science nerds,
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs. What does the bartender say?
Sincerely, for you, no charge!
Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Sincerely, the girl with a shaved head
Please give me back my heart.
Sincerely, Ex-girlfriend with a hole in her chest.
Dear Chicken and the Egg,
Does it really matter who came first? Because I win anyway.
Sincerely, The frying pan.
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Sincerely, A girl who just wants her privacy.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Sincerely, a girl who had sex for the first time.