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Dear hearing people,
Please stop thinking I'm stupid because I use ASL, its a language, not miming or gesturing
Dear Momma,
Please understand when you're the editor and cartoonist for the college's newspaper, a respected saxophonist in the concert and jazz band, a tv filmer, an actress for the skit team for the college's Baptist group, all while holding a 3.7 GPA with my pre-Vet degree, that sometimes my hardest efforts won't always show on paper, and that I'm not lazy.
Dear Fellow African Americans,
Please stop saying hateful things because I choose to date a white guy. I'm not shaming my race, nor am I a letdown to my ancestors. They died to give me the right to choose a better life for myself, I'm happy. I work hard, and I found someone that LOVES me even when I'm not lovable. Who cares if he's white, green, purple or red?
Dear "Mother",
Please stop acting like your better than me and that you "know what I'm going through". Last time I checked, you didn't have depression, insomnia, or ADHD. Side note- Maybe I wouldn't hate you so much if you used my pronouns and my goddamn name.
Dear teacher who yelled at me to spit my gum out,
It's in your hair now.
Dear Victoria's Secret,
"Canadian residents must correctly answer a mathematical skill-testing question to redeem prize," is a part of your contest rules.
Dear Word Processor,
Thank you for your suggestion by automatically altering what I wrote, but you are always wrong, please stop
Dear math geeks,
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
Dear Anti-gun Americans,
Please realize that the only reason your country exists is because everyday people had guns and were willing to use them.
Dear websites ,
Please revise you're password system so I don't need a number,dash,symbol,gang sign to sign on
MTV,
Why did the "M" in your name change from "Music" to "Maternity"?
Dear IMDB,
Please stop saying all these modern movies are better because they made more money in the box office. The reason is that movie theatre tickets keep costing more and more!
Dear Marlin,
Just keep swimming.
Dear paper,
Please stop bullying me.
Dear Alveda King,
Your uncle must be rolling in his grave. Your position directly contradicts the principles of equality he stood for.
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