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Dear English teacher,
I thought you said Play-Doh.
Dear friend who got her phone taken; so is now using mine,
Please delete the messages between you and your boyfriend before you give my phone back.
Dear guy who "slowed down" at the stop sign,
If I beat you with a stick, would you want me to stop or just "slow down"?
Dear Dairy Queen,
Will you marry me?
Dear pets,
Please do not step there!
Dear life insurance company sending mail to my grandma,
She has been dead for three months.
Dear never ending story,
Why are the credits rolling?
Dear mom,
Yes my project is finished!!... Wait you want to see it?!!!
Dear innocence,
Sorry I have to leave you behind now.
Dear woman in her fifties with arm flab.,
Put that tank-top down!
Dear kid next to me in trig,
Deodorant really isn't scary, I promise.
Dear girls complaining about bad cramps,
Try being afraid of blood.
Dear "gangstas" with low pants and backwards hats,
This is a toy store.
Dear mom,
Please stop thinking that because the door is closed and you hear screaming doesn't mean my boyfriend and I are having sex.
Dear McDonalds,
I think I have to disagree...
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