I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Sincerely, a man failed by you
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Sincerely, Girl who can only date white guys.
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Sincerely, ...and out of a shopping cart
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Sincerely, Your Daughter
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
Sincerely, just trying to make sure you don't embarrass yourself when you do your oral report
Dear couple sitting next to me on the plane,
Thanks for the pamphlet on accepting Jesus. I'm Jewish.
Sincerely, well this is awkward...
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Sincerely, they may not be worth your time
The Cullens live in Forks, Washington. You know what to do.
Sincerely, the world
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Sincerely, it's not always about you
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Sincerely, Soon to Defend her Thesis
Just because a person counts in a different language doesn't mean they're inferior
Sincerely, your son who isn't racist
Dear "the early bird gets the worm",
Well the worm got up and died.
Sincerely, it's not a risk i'm willing to take