Thanks for sleeping with the guy you know I like AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. That was the best present ever.
Sincerely, so much for friends....
Dear everyone staring at me,
I got a fungal virus on my lip due to a barista using her hands to put ice in my water. I can't smile without crying so don't blame me for not smiling.
Sincerely, already feel like crap thanks for making me feel worse
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please stop hating me and telling your son to break up with me because I have pink and blue in my fringe
Sincerely, smart science major girlfriend
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please stop telling me that you love me no matter what and then get mad at me when I make a simple mistake. I'm pretty sure making a B on ONE test won't knock my chances of getting into a good college.
Sincerely, your sophomore daughter
Dear blonde in my class,
Please stop asking stupid questions. YES, the Pacific Ocean is a body of water.
Sincerely, peeved girl who sits behind you
So, your girlfriend hasn't left OUR house in 2 months, she eats/sleeps/showers and does her laundry here and now also receives her mail here; yet you insist you haven't moved her in?
Sincerely, Yeah, I'm not an idiot
Dear older brother,
Please stop treating my bipolar friend like trash. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that's because you called her a cunt for standing up for me when you were threatening me.
Sincerely, she's not that bad. In fact, she's better than you.
Dear best girl friend's boyfriend,
When you humiliated my best friend by dumping her in front of half the school because she wouldn't go to prom with you, maybe you should have asked why. She is rowing in the national championships as stroke seat. She's been preparing the entire year but now is devastated because of what you did. You don't deserve her.
Sincerely, I may be a girl, but I have a rower's
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Sincerely, bet you didn't expect your daughters best girlfriend to be this protective.
Dear friend who thinks he know's the secret to fixing me,
Not thinking about it isn't going to stop my anxiety, depression, and eaten disorder. So stop suggesting it.
Sincerely, your friend who is trying to get through her issues
Dear people who pick up pizza,
Please don't openthe boxes and check the pizza. Do you think I am going to rip you off? It' really rude
Sincerely, the person who made your food.
Dear Nail Polish Companies,
Please consider making shorter, wider bottles of nail polish.
Sincerely, tired of having to throw out half empty bottles because the wand is too short to reach the bottom
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Sincerely, Came to watch you game, not flash me
Dear science teacher ,
Please stop fast forwarding through our movie and telling us what's going on , we aren't in 5th grade and we understand " big words " .
Sincerely, the annoyed
Dear Feminist roommates,
Please stop lumping all males into one group of "douche bags". I know plenty of great guys who you continually insult in front of me because you think all men are out to have sex and suppress women and are just all around jerks and have no morals or respect.
Sincerely, Your roommate who is willing to defend men