Never have I been so happy to see you!
Sincerely, a girl who had sex for the first time.
Dear friend who lost her virginity to a guy she's been dating less than a week,
Really? In the woods?
Sincerely, Now I know why I'm waiting for marriage...
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Sincerely, You all are ring-a-ding ding dongs.
Please take back your weather.
Sincerely, Lower 48
Dear Bill Belichick,
Nobody believes you. Stop cheating!
Sincerely, NFL fans everywhere!
The only way for a country to succeed, like it did 150 years ago, is to work together. We have a Democratic president now, we might have a Republican president next.
Sincerely, Political parties should not divide a country.
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Sincerely, Kim Jong Un
Thanks for being a curtain on rainy days, a scarf on cold days, a hideaway on sad days and an accessory on nice days!
Sincerely, The head you cover
Please stop pressuring me to find a husband.
Sincerely, I am happy alone.
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Sincerely, A very devoted and heart-broken fan
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Sincerely, Your miserable, soon-to-be mother