Dear The Learning Channel,
Learning (noun)-the act or process of acquiring knowledge or skill.
Sincerely, what part of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is educational!?
Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Sincerely, but hey! It is delicious
Dear food retailers,
If you want us to eat healthy, stop making junk food so cheap and healthy food so expensive.
Sincerely, that fat guy who wants to lose weight on a budget
Whether you believe in Adam or the Atom, we are all equally capable of living peacefully.
Sincerely, someone sick of the fighting
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Sincerely, white girls everywhere.
What the hell is Gatorade??
Sincerely, a confused Irish girl
I really appreciate you sincerely saying "you're pretty" to me. Especially because when you said it, it was the last hour of a 10 hour plane flight on a school trip when I was wearing sweats, no makeup, a comfy sweater and my hair looked like a rats nest.
Sincerely, how did I get so lucky to get you?
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Sincerely, a person who actually read the books and saw the connections.
Dear person with diabetes,
No, I'm not ignoring you because you have diabetes. I'm ignoring you because you're acting like a bitch.
Sincerely, stop using you diabetes as an excuse for everything..
Dear air fresheners,
Have you ever actually smelled a real ocean breeze?
Sincerely, still gagging and choking
Please keep me awake while I do my homework
Sincerely, an overworked student
Dear attractive older boy,
When you pulled out the chair for me, looked into my eyes, and were polite and gentlemanly the whole night, I started to like you. And then you told one of my friends that you thought I was really pretty and then I knew I was in love. You took the time to talk to me and notice me. Thank you.
Sincerely, the shy, underclassman girl who thinks that anyone would be lucky to have you!
Dear Maple Tree,
I'll tap that.