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Dear Recruitment Agencies,
Please stop calling at 9:00am. You're dealing with the unemployed. If we don't answer the phone it's not because we didn't get to it in time, we're just enjoying what little benefits we have.
Dear women afraid of blood,
How is that even possible?
Dear Boyfriend,
Thank you for being amazing and taking care of me while I was drunk and not being a standard college boy and take advantage of a drunk girl
Dear Americans who constantly trash the United States and say they hate the country,
Please either work towards making the country a better place for everyone or get out.
Dear mom,
Thank you for helping me raise money to move to Tennessee even though you still claim I am three. I know you don't want me to go, but I am ready for this.
Dear Mom,
Please stop freaking out over every little thing.
Dear boy who wondered why I never had a boyfriend,
Please understand that I read books, and I read about all these wonderful fairytales. All I wish is to have one happen to me.
Dear Dumbledore,
Please tell me why you used a broom instead of literally any other form of magical transport to respond to that 'urgent' owl from the Ministry.
Dear dad,
Please stop refusing to learn how to use the computer. You were the first person in the family to get a laptop yet after nearly two decades, you can't even send an email. Don't let your age determine your ability to learn. Mom has been doing great.
Dear world,
I'm not racist, but cinnamon muffins are just fan-freaking-tastic.
Dear Hogwarts,
Please tell me, do you really have 1000 year old plumbing?
Dear Donald Trump,
Please stop. Just stop.
Dear Cupcake liner makers,
Can you please explain why you always put 50 cupcake liners in a package? You can make 12 cupcakes using 1 cupcake pan so after 4 pans I have 2 left over.
Dear Harry Potter,
Please tell me, did you just burn Quirrell's face off with your bare hands?
Dear Adulthood,
Please allow me to get a somewhat decent job so that the Bachelor degree that I just graduated with is not just a colossal waste of money!
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