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Dear dad,
Please stop telling me that my generation is ruined. Your generation raised us.
Dear friend,
You say I'm dirty-minded, but somehow knew exactly what I meant?
Dear cat who sneezed 6 times in a row,
Please continue.
Dear kid I babysit,
Your name is Ariel... and you named your dog Flounder...
Dear nice romantic boys,
I'm too old for hide-and-go-seek now.
Dear undergrad who wrote on my teaching review "Strengths: Good Mustache.",
Thank you for making it all worthwhile.
Dear dad,
Please continue to open the sunroof and blast Adele songs on the highway when I'm feeling low.
Dear little kid at the park,
Please keep thinking I have "metal arms." It's adorable.
Dear best guy friend,
We made a bet in highschool that we wouldn't last dating. I said two weeks. You said two months.
Dear early bird,
Go ahead and have your worm. By the time I wake up, the bacon should be ready.
Dear college,
I am a left handed ginger.
Dear people who are on no carb diets,
I hope you realize that fruits, veggies, and dairy are all carbohydrates.
Dear cut on my leg,
I got you from shaving. You don't need to make it look like a murder scene just went down in the tub.
Dear people who make comments about fourth graders' relationship statuses on Facebook,
.....Why are you friends with a fourth grader to begin with?
Dear boyfriend,
You're eighteen, and still cover your eyes during kiss scenes?
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