Dear chivalrous gentlemen,
If you hold the first door for me, can you permit me to hold the second one for you?
Sincerely, modern women
Dear US and MD politicians who want to bring illegal immigrants in,
There's so much gang violence and crime in inner city Baltimore that our kids can't even play outside. We can’t take out the trash without locking the door. You're spending billions on illegals, but what about our neighborhoods? Where can we get asylum? Where can we get refugee status?
Sincerely, frustrated Baltimore residents
Dear people who strive to be popular,
Trust me, it's not as fun as it looks.
Sincerely, a stressed out popular girl.
Please realize that you broke the heart of the girl that loved you with everything, despite your flaws, for 4 years. You are an IDIOT.
Sincerely, Moving on now
By this point in your lives, you were married and living on your own with full time jobs.
Sincerely, So...NO you DON'T understand what I'm going through.
I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Sincerely, your FTM son.
Please realise that being anorexic was not an actual choice. It started as me cutting down on snacks to eat healthier, but then I started looking in the mirror and I started hating what I saw...the stomach, the thighs, the fatty arms...and I just stopped eating..I'm so sorry
Sincerely, an all too true reality
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Sincerely, you're angry and I get the best of both worlds. Have fun with that.
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Sincerely, sick of being mistaken for a pot head
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Dear cultural stereotypes,
The French did not give up when the Nazis invaded during WWII; they started a resistance and became the symbol of independence. The Polish have produced such brilliants as Curie, Chopin, and Copernicus. Kazakhstan has one of the most modern capitals on the planet. Only 6% of terrorists are Muslim. Africa contains seven of the 40 nations worldwide that have been stable since their independence, something that no North American nation can say, and almost no Western European countries.
Sincerely, an (average weight, intelligent) American
I will not judge you on your sexuality, religion, country, ethnicity, economic background or life style. Whether you've committed crimes, your height or anything else as such.
Sincerely, However I will judge you on your fandom.
Just because I'm tough... doesn't mean that I can't hurt too.
Sincerely, stop hurting the tough people because you think they can take everything.
Dear College Board,
Are you lowering your standards? How did I pass the AP Environmental Science exam when I wrote a joke instead of one of the essays? How did I pass the English Composition one when I didn't even understand the second prompt?
Sincerely, confused (but happy) student.