Please stop looking down upon one body type to promote another. You can support one thing without putting down another. "Complimenting" my larger size by calling the girl next to me a "fugly, anorexic bag of bones" will result in you losing a tooth.
Sincerely, that's my best friend
Just because my top college choice right now is the same as my boyfriend's doesn't mean I'm following him. I want to be an engineer too.
Sincerely, stop making me feel bad about liking a school.
Dear teacher with irrationally high standards,
When you are quickly and without repeating giving us hints for the final and the half of the class farthest away from you asks you to be louder, that means we can't hear you, not we are being annoying and should be punished by you talking faster.
Dear Breast Cancer,
You clearly have a discerning eye. You always pick out the most beautiful ones to nuzzle up into. Snuggling as close as you can to the kindest of hearts. I forgive you.
Sincerely, a sad and lonely daughter.
Dear group of huge boys standing in front of my locker,
Um . . . excuse . . . I . . . I really need . . . I have to . . . um, I guess I don't really think I need that book anyway.
Sincerely, intimidated short girl
Dear High School Teachers,
How do you expect us to study for finals if you keep piling up our workload two weeks before the exams.
Sincerely, Maybe I was just destined to work at McDonalds...
Dear patronising friend,
Please stop saying you 'don't want to spoil my innocence' every time I don't get a sexual reference.
Sincerely, I'm a virgin, not a 5 year old.
The next one of you to be rude to me is getting vomited on.
Sincerely, your cashier who is forced to come in, even though she is sick
Dear People around me,
Why do you always think I'm high when I'm not wearing my hearing aids? We've had multiple conversations about how I have to use cues from my other senses to compensate for my lack of hearing.
Sincerely, DEAFinitely not a stoner
No matter how loud you yell "Do you speak English?", we are not going to understand you.
Sincerely, Non-English Speakers
Dear people who calls someone who is overweight unhealthy,
Please note, just because some is overweight does not mean they do not eat healthy foods and are forever eating things that are bad for them.
Sincerely, someone who is overweight and eats healthy.
Dear Wal-Mart protesters,
Please understand that buying all the stuff you buy there online is not any better. FedEx workers work 6 hours straight with no breaks and are constantly yelled at to work faster.
Sincerely, working at FedEx.
Dear people bashing on book-to-movie adaptations,
Please stop complaining. The movies aren't representations of the book; they're representations of the story. There have to be some cuts and changes, or it won't work as a film. You can only complain if the entire plot is changed.
Dear bisexual girl who 'doesn't understand how I can only be attracted to one gender',
Please realize that I've accepted your sexuality, so please accept mine.
Sincerely, it goes both ways...