Dear "Abra Kadabra",
You're doing it wrong.
Dear those who are grossed out by incest,
If you love someone, you should be with them. I don't see what is wrong with that.
Sincerely, someone who understands that love is love.
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
Dear people having a bad day,
If Britney Spears could make it through 2007, you can make it through today.
Sincerely, someone who is here to help!
Dear those new to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock,
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Sincerely, Ryan Gosling
Please stop being so cute! My wife keeps wanting more of you, but I don't think I can handle any more diaper changes...
Sincerely, sleep-deprived and stressed out husband
We have enough snow now!
Sincerely, an East Coaster ready for spring
Dear new roommate,
Life would be much easier if we could get over this first awkward phase so I could comfortably fart wherever I needed to.
Sincerely, I don't know how much longer I can hold it in!
Dear George Michael,
Sincerely, The rest of the Bluth Family.
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Sincerely, a girl who has hair in new places, new "curves" and a shedding uterus...
Could you have picked a better spot to hang out than the bathroom?