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Dear world,
You're welcome
Dear Michael Jackson,
I'm ok
Dear Curiosity,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Dear dad,
Please stop telling me to bang 'em hard when I go to drumline rehearsal. It's.... awkward.
Dear purple grape,
Breathe!
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
That's cute
Dear papercut,
I will find you...
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Dear boys,
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Dear Owner,
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
*CRUNCH*
Dear person outside the bathroom stall,
Calm down, I just took a screenshot of a picture on Facebook. My volume just happened to be on loud..
Dear Voldemort,
Proactiv has a new cream for removing dark marks.
Dear Febreze,
So I took someone to a sketchy warehouse, blindfolded them, and then told them to take a deep breath.
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