SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Dear parents,
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Dear video game store employee,
Please stop looking at me like I'm a wuss. I'm getting this game because my two year old niece loves my pet rats
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Dear best friend,
On the school residential you woke me up at 5 every morning by vomiting noisily in the bathroom next door. You're eating for two and have changed all your tastes. You've missed your periods for a few months and your boobs and stomach are growing. Plus,, you just told me you'd had sex with two local boys and your brother.
Dear Everyone,
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Dear woman driving the car next to me,
Please stop painting your nails while driving. You almost hit me.
Dear Friend with benefits,
Please make up your mind about what we are.
Dear Friends,
Please stop saying "just roll with the punches"
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Dear teenage population,
Just because I choose to have sex with my boyfriend does not mean I'm a slut or that I'm stupid. It means that I'm in love with him, and my personal life is none of your business.
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
THIS IS PAGE 2
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © DEARBLANKPLEASEBLANK.COM - CONTACT US - TERMS AND PRIVACY - ABOUT US