Please don't text me on my birthday anymore. Stop telling me I was the best thing that every happened to you. It has been over three years since you cheated and put your hands on me.
Sincerely, Your ex who found a gentleman
Dear Best Friend From When We Were Little,
Please understand that I am hurt when you totally ignore me all the time for the "popular" people
Sincerely, I have feelings too!
You had us take a survey in which we had say our ethnicity. Apparently, I wasn't Indian, because you meant Native American, or Asian, because you meant oriental.
Sincerely, I'm an Indian, from India, which just happens to be in Asia. I shouldn't have had to choose Other
I came to you for help medicating my anxiety disorder. If I could just "forget about" the anxiety, like you suggested, why in the world would I be coming to you for medication?
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Sincerely, come on, I can't be the only one...
Dear video gamer creators,
When you are making the game, please make the hard difficulties mean the AI enemy is really hard. Please don't make my allies useless, or tamper with general gameplay, like the controls.
Sincerely, hard means hard to win, not hard to play
If in every party you go you are expecting to hook up with a girl and you would do it everytime if you had the chance, why do you call girls bad words when they do the same?
Sincerely, girls everywhere
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
Sincerely, I may not be having sex right now, but my skin is AMAZING!
Dear "corporal punishment is the only way",
Please realize that children are different and therefore respond to punishments different. I was hit as a child and I behaved terribly throughout my child and needed therapy for my anger issues in adolescence.
Sincerely, a disappointed look on a teacher's face makes me work harder, not your yelling and hitting
Dear assistant stage manager,
Please don't talk behind her back about a freshman messing up the lights during a show when in your first year you almost severely injured someone by cueing someone else at the wrong time.
Sincerely, pissed-off best friend of said girl
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Sincerely, a guy who said something stupid and got his eyebrows plucked by force
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Sincerely, a genuine forever alone that always ends up working alone in class and sitting alone at lunch
Dear biological father,
Remember when you told my mother I wouldn't graduate high school without a father figure? I graduated at the top of my class without you.
Sincerely, You didn't even call.
Dear students in my world history class,
Just because the teacher pronounces a word differently doesn't mean you have to laugh
Sincerely, she is one of the best teachers I've had and she has feelings too
Dear kid at my school,
Not all white people are rich. I've almost been homeless 3 times, my parents can barely get food in the cup board, and I haven't gotten new clothes in 3 years.
Sincerely, I'm white not a millionaire