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Dear Monsters Inc.,
....well this is awkward.
Dear neighbors blasting rap,
This means war.
Dear health teacher,
Please don't take off points because my oral presentation didn't include any images.
Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Dear British guys looking for advice on how to get girls,
1: Go to an American classroom. 2: Say some stereotypical British things.
Dear Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White,
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to find out like this!
Dear Actors,
I'm sorry I always pause the movie when you're making the worst face possible...
Dear omg Wut r u Gona get me 4 Xmas?,
A fricken dictionary.
Dear movie theater usher,
What's in my bag you ask? Oh just my convenient Pocket Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment IV, which happens to state that I have the right not to be searched without a warrant. Hm. Convenient.
Dear Other Majors,
We're not analyzing you . . . ok, maybe a little.
Dear all the girls at Hogwarts,
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna go grow up to be super hot and a bad-a. But that's cool, you can make fun of me.
Dear Mom,
How come you can't hear me yell a question but the moment I murmer a cuss word you can hear it from two rooms away?
Dear Student,
What do you mean you didn't know you had thirty spelling mistakes? You used Microsoft Word.
Dear High school boys,
Just because you CAN grow facial hair doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Dear winter,
Thank you for making my breath visible.
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