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Dear cop behind me,
Please turn, please turn, please turn!!!
Dear friends,
Is "you'd be interesting when you're drunk" a compliment, or should I take offense?
Dear women of the world,
Please be aware that we do not find UGGS attractive in any way, shape, or form. It looks like you kicked a pair of beavers in the face and they got stuck.
Dear dad,
Please don't put mom's old panties in the rag box.
Dear roommate,
We have something in common: neither of us can sing. However, I know this fact and you seem not to.
Dear hot chocolate ,
I think you're pretty hot.
Dear Summer,
I want you back. Sure, winter break was cute, but he was kind of cold to me. Spring break was totally hot and awesome, but it didn't last long. I seriously want you now hot stuff.
Dear world,
I think we should change the phrase to "bubble wrap is the best medicine."
Dear Adele,
I can help you with the "fire burning in your heart."
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Dear bladder,
Now? Are you kidding me?
Dear extremely hot guy waving,
Yeah, good morning to you too *wink*.
Dear comma,
I know you want to slow down, but I think we just better stop.
Dear boys on Xbox live,
If you're gonna cry about it, you should turn off your mic first.
Dear toilet paper roll,
Why is it that I only notice you're empty when I need you the most?
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