Dear nosy people,
A transwoman using the restroom doesn't bother me. What does bother me, however, are the people who want to look at everyone's junk to see what they have. Maybe you should mind your own business.
Sincerely, Fed-Up Woman
Dear past self,
Don't listen to what Dad says. Gay is ok.
Dear young teens,
Please stop talking and acting like you're grown. wait till you're 18 AND THEN mess up your life.
Sincerely, your annoyed classmate
Dear Kids I babysit,
Please don't bug me to play the second I get there at 7 am
Sincerely, Your babysitter
Dear Donald Trump,
Next time you go for a spray tan, take off the goggles
Sincerely, Just saying
Please stop. Eating only makes me more stessed.
Sincerely, a stress-eater
Please stop openly hating on couples who are dating and make fun of them, and then later complain that you'res single and want somebody to love you.
Sincerely, a hypocrite.
Yes you do have free speech. But that only means you cannot be punished or censored for your opinion. It does not mean you can say whatever, wherever, whenever. So when the police ask you to move off the road to stop blocking traffic, listen to them or you will be arrested. But not for your speech
Sincerely, you're being arrested for blocking traffic and resisting police
Dear Athiest that believes Christians don't listen to reason,
Please do not try to demean someone just by their faith. Yes, I believe in God. However, I also believe in evolution. Why? Science. There's nothing within scientific research that says God doesn't exist. There are, however multiple archeological sites that refer to various events and people referred to in the Bible. Please, before calling my faith out, try putting your money where your mouth is.
Sincerely, A Christian who bears a deep love of science.
Dear dear blank please blank,
Please let your site crash so I can finally get back to doing my homework.
Sincerely, it's 4am
If you quit your job, they'll never be able to fire you
Sincerely, your logic
Why do we walk on two legs? We're wasting our arm muscles.
Sincerely, fellow human with dreams of a four-legged world
Please stop being such LOSERS
Sincerely, Donald J. Trump
Dear random boners,
Stop. Just stop.
Sincerely, Guys Everywhere