Please realize that you don't even understand the meaning of "hard".
Sincerely, I'm the one that's pregnant not you
Dear Car Driving up my bum,
Please I realise 40km is a slow speed but guess what? It's the current speed limit; trust me, I hate the speed as much as you do but there's nothing I can do. Oh, and this area is a known police-hangout.
Sincerely, Another Driver
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Sincerely, gag everytime I suck on a cherry-flavored cough drop.
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Sincerely, annoyed kid who doesn't deserve all the blame
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Sincerely, a Christian scientist
Please don't ask me to tell you me course load for next year "again" when I haven't told it to you at all yet.
Sincerely, Your daughter who only *just* finished signing up for classes
Please understand that I'm graduating a year early, get to work early, have time for my girlfriend and chores.
Sincerely, I'm not slacking off when I don't get up on time on the weekends, I have the time to get things done
Dear Friend with benefits,
Please make up your mind about what we are.
Sincerely, confused and hurt and in love with you.
Please stop saying "just roll with the punches"
Sincerely, what if I never stop being hit?
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Sincerely, I wouldn't leave you guys for anything.
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Sincerely, have fun having little kids be disgusted by you
Dear video game store employee,
Please stop looking at me like I'm a wuss. I'm getting this game because my two year old niece loves my pet rats
Sincerely, I'd rather her watch me play Ratatouille than any shooter game
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Sincerely, waiting to take your order because I'm dying to know more about this Paul character.
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Sincerely, the girl you're after, who doesn't deserve you anyway.
Dear best friend,
On the school residential you woke me up at 5 every morning by vomiting noisily in the bathroom next door. You're eating for two and have changed all your tastes. You've missed your periods for a few months and your boobs and stomach are growing. Plus,, you just told me you'd had sex with two local boys and your brother.
Sincerely, stop kidding yourself and buy the pregnancy test