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Dear "Abra Kadabra",
You're doing it wrong.
Dear those who are grossed out by incest,
If you love someone, you should be with them. I don't see what is wrong with that.
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear "DearBlankPleaseBlank",
I blame you for my failing grades.
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Dear people having a bad day,
If Britney Spears could make it through 2007, you can make it through today.
Dear those new to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock,
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Dear Girl,
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Dear babies,
Please stop being so cute! My wife keeps wanting more of you, but I don't think I can handle any more diaper changes...
Dear Winter,
We have enough snow now!
Dear new roommate,
Life would be much easier if we could get over this first awkward phase so I could comfortably fart wherever I needed to.
Dear George Michael,
Her?
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Dear spider,
Could you have picked a better spot to hang out than the bathroom?
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
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