Dear college kids,
Please be wary of crosswalks, I really don't want to hit you and pay my tuition as well as yours.
Sincerely, high school senior
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter.
Dear Kid Next To Me In Math Class,
Please Don't make me watch over you to see if you did a problem right. I have my own work to do and I'm not the teacher.
Sincerely, Frustrated Smart Math Student
Dear other humans,
If you criticize the way that I do something, then please be prepared to answer the question, "How would you like me to do it differently?" If you can't answer, you haven't really gotten anywhere.
Sincerely, Frustrated human
It's not that I have no sympathy for people with cancer; I just can't see how you coming to work in your pyjamas is going to help them.
Sincerely, your baffled coworker
Dear religious people,
Even if you force everybody to follow your religious laws, it doesn't make them religious or save them! If people want to follow religious rules, they will follow them willingly. And your salvation does not depend on what others choose to do.
Sincerely, focus on your own life and nobody else's
I shot first you little sh*t
Dear society (generally middle aged people),
Just because I am young, it doesn't mean I'm a bad driver. In fact, I drive over 10 hours a day for a living, pulling weights you've never towed before, in all sorts of conditions, without benefits of things like hill start assist or reversing cameras. Do not tell me I'm not experienced as you, just because you were driving when I was born. Do not tell me I am a bigger danger on the road, just because you're vehicle is newer.
Sincerely, most of the arrogance I've seen comes from impatient 50 year olds with a mid life crisis.
Please make more hours in the day so I can sleep AND get my work done.
Sincerely, too much homework
Dear Baby Seal,
So you just walked right into a club?
How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Sincerely, going back to my unsupportive, but not painful, cheap bras.
Only hearing about your presidential candidates through memes is... interesting
Sincerely, good luck USA
Dear English schools for international students,
Please pay your teachers for lesson preparation.
Sincerely, your part-time employee, part-time slave
Please stop trying to change my mind when my mind is not yet made up. I don't know if I want to get married. I don't know if I want to have kids. I'm on the fence. Please wait until I've decided something before trying to change my decision. Give me some time to figure things out.
Sincerely, the woman whose biological clock may be broken