Dear bully of my sister,
Please stop harassing her just because she can't always speak clearly and has to stop in the middle of sentences a lot. It is also totally not cool that you pointed out her learning disorder to the entire class. Stop it before I stop it for you.
Sincerely, an extremely pissed-off, rearing-to-go, protective older sister.
Thank you SO much for deciding not to send out financial aid refund checks until a month after school starts.
Sincerely, a student who can't afford gas to get to school today.
I get that I've never had a boyfriend. But PLEASE stop trying to make it seem like every single one of my friends are my girlfriends.
Sincerely, I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
Dear woman having me carry out your government subsidized lobster and cigarettes to your new Cadillac while you talk on your iPhone,
Please spend the $25 involuntarily taken out of my $200 check every week more responsibly,
Sincerely, working 30 hour weeks and paying taxes
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Sincerely, a genuine forever alone that always ends up working alone in class and sitting alone at lunch
Forcing me to go to your church and sit through your praying won't make me more religious. Punishing me whenever I ask a question about the religion isn't helping either.
Sincerely, converting to Atheism
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Sincerely, a guy who said something stupid and got his eyebrows plucked by force
Dear School systems,
If my friend who is always on top of her work and a straight A student is considering staying home from school just to catch up with all the work, somethings wrong.
Sincerely, I never even get to see her anymore and she sounds really stressed
Please don't tell me to break up with my boyfriend because we might not get married. I'm not looking for a husband
Sincerely, I'm 18
Dear people saying that they should stop putting Jewish songs in the Christmas concert,
Just because there aren't a lot of them, doesn't mean they aren't people.
Sincerely, a liberal person.
Let me get this straight - I have to ride the overcrowded, extremely noisy bus to every day instead of getting a ride from my friend across the street because you don't trust teenage drivers. But the moment you're too tired or lazy to drive me to a Bible study or a volunteer project, you ask if I can just call a friend to give me a ride?
Sincerely, sick of your double standards.
Dear people who want a plus-sized disney princess,
The idea behind this is great. But let's be real - It's not going to happen. So how about we encourage young girls to not have their self-esteem controlled by their looks, and more by talents, good grades in school, amazing hobbies or whatever they are good at? To me, that sounds far more productive than raging about stereotypical beauty in disney movies.
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Sincerely, a student.
Please stop complaining when your parents tell you about starving kids in the world. Its not meant to help them, its meant to show you how lucky you are.
Sincerely, eat your damn broccoli.