I love you and appreciate everything you've done for me. But please, you need to let me grow up. I'm getting older and soon you won't be there to always tell me what the "right" choice is.
Sincerely, your growing daughter
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female
Dear people who spread Islamophobia,
Please read a book. Or talk to an actual Muslim sometime.
Sincerely, people like you are how the Holocaust started
Dear huge guy next to me,
No, I'm not judging you for listening to Vanessa Williams. Actually, since we're the only ones around, I was about to ask you if you could turn it up a little.
Sincerely, the pin up-looking girl
Dear financial advisor,
Please be advised that in the next six months I will have three more children and one less job. Let's talk about life change events!
Sincerely, Betcha didn't see that one coming!
Thanks for always listening to me talk about douche bags, taking care of me on my period, making me laugh, and always being there for me.
Sincerely, your fiancee
Dear Algedra students complaining about mixing numbers and letters.,
Just wait until they throw in Greek letters too!
Sincerely, a Pre-Calculus student
Dear Jack the Ripper,
We have the same middle name!
Sincerely, Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Winnie the Pooh.
Dear Dogs in those ASPCA commercials,
I wish I could hug each and everyone of you.
Sincerely, Animal lover
Dear ex-boyfriend in Afghanistan,
We may not be together anymore, but I still miss you.
Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend who hopes you'll come home soon
Dear people who get offended at everything,
Will you stop it already? Just laugh about it and get over it!
Sincerely, whatever happened to being a good sport?
Dear princess knight,
Please do exist, I really don't want to be a knight in shining armor.
Sincerely, guy who would love to meet or talk to a princess knight.
Dear Donald Trump,
Please note that putting a wall on the US's southern border would be expensive (Mexico ain't stupid enough to pay for that), and accomplish nothing.
Sincerely, The Wall of China- which the Mongols went AROUND
Please understand that while I am on the internet much of the time... It doesn't mean I have no life and no friends. It's not my fault that the few friends I have in this town can't ever hang out. Please stop comparing me and my lack of sociality to my extremely popular brother. If he's happy hanging out with a bunch of people that don't really like him... The more power to him. But it's time you realized that I'm not that person and I'd much rather be lazy at home, talking to people I like who live thousands of miles away, than to be with the jerks who live nextdoor.
Sincerely, Happy Online