Why do we cry about animals getting abused, and not HUMAN BABIES BEING MURDERED!?!?!?!
Sincerely, tired of this crap
Please learn to listen to the director and do what he asks you to do.
Sincerely, Theatre major who doesn't want his university's original play to suck.
Please stop yelling at us for using our phones when you can't go a single period without checking yours.
Sincerely, annoyed students everywhere
Please stop expecting my grades to be perfect. I'm allowed to get a bad grade every once in a while.
Sincerely, your frustrated kid
Just because I don't like your type of music doesn't mean that my taste sucks.
Sincerely, music is art, so let me
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Sincerely, Trust me, I don't want to be your friend either
Please realize that you don't even understand the meaning of "hard".
Sincerely, I'm the one that's pregnant not you
Dear Car Driving up my bum,
Please I realise 40km is a slow speed but guess what? It's the current speed limit; trust me, I hate the speed as much as you do but there's nothing I can do. Oh, and this area is a known police-hangout.
Sincerely, Another Driver
Dear old friend who has been abusing substances,
Please take care of yourself. I haven't seen you in over a year and it's scary.
Sincerely, you might not be worried but I am.
I may be a University graduate who is currently working on a Masters degree in science but you have no idea how giddy I was when I realized you had hidden Easter eggs around the house
Sincerely, still like to have fun!
Dear "how did cave women deal with your periods",
Please same way you do
Sincerely, tampons and pads aren't rocket science
Have you considered getting glasses?
Sincerely, the thing you're looking for is right in front of you.
Please don't ask me to tell you me course load for next year "again" when I haven't told it to you at all yet.
Sincerely, Your daughter who only *just* finished signing up for classes
Please stop saying "just roll with the punches"
Sincerely, what if I never stop being hit?
You're welcome to admire my boobs in this shirt. They do look spectacular, don't they? But you are not welcome to use this as an excuse to devaule me as a person. Appreciation and objectification are two different things.
Sincerely, a girl with a nice rack and a nicer braid.