Sincerely, Ryan Gosling's parents
Dear Michael Jackson,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Just Wondering
Please stop telling me to bang 'em hard when I go to drumline rehearsal. It's.... awkward.
Sincerely, your 14 year old freshman snare drummer
Dear purple grape,
Sincerely, green grape
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
Sincerely, you think we run
I will find you...
Sincerely, Hand Sanitizer
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Sincerely, Sleeping Beauty
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Sincerely, you said what all of us were thinking
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Sincerely, last I checked, she doesn't have a vagina...
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Sincerely, your vacuum
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
Sincerely, oh I even broke the Popsicle stick.
Dear person outside the bathroom stall,
Calm down, I just took a screenshot of a picture on Facebook. My volume just happened to be on loud..
Sincerely, I did not just take a picture of my crotch..
Proactiv has a new cream for removing dark marks.
Sincerely, how do you feel about that?