Dear science teacher ,
Please stop fast forwarding through our movie and telling us what's going on , we aren't in 5th grade and we understand " big words " .
Sincerely, the annoyed
Dear Feminist roommates,
Please stop lumping all males into one group of "douche bags". I know plenty of great guys who you continually insult in front of me because you think all men are out to have sex and suppress women and are just all around jerks and have no morals or respect.
Sincerely, Your roommate who is willing to defend men
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Blacks, Women, Asians, and Hispanics all worked their asses off to get almost as many rig
Dear insurance companies,
We pay for coverage, and we're supposed to get that. We don't pay $200 a month for a premium and end up owing $20,000 for a bill.
Sincerely, Frustrated customer
Please stop resenting me. I don't want an arranged marriage. You haven't been happy in yours.
Sincerely, happy with the guy I've been seeing for the past 2 years
Please stop playing the "is that a girl or boy" game with my girlfriend. Her little sister had cancer and cut her hair so she wouldn't be afraid.
Sincerely, locks of love
My knee-length dress was not tight; it had a high collar and very thick straps (5 fingers wide). But it's out of dress code because my shoulders were exposed? That girl's shirt was so sheer I could tell we had the same bra, but it technically was in dress code because it was long-sleeved.
Sincerely, if you're looking for appropriateness, punish bras and butt cheeks peeking out, not shoulders
Dear neighbor in the apartment next to mine,
Please quit yelling and swearing at your dog while I am sick in bed trying to get sleep
Sincerely, he doesn't know what you're saying but I do.
Dear pothead chick,
Please stop wearing "laid back" clothes from republican monopolies. we know you spent $200 on your outfit and $50 on your hair products, and we know you try to look like you're not trying. We know those shoes are not from a thrift store. We know that was not your great-uncle's sweater from the 40's. You don't fool anyone.
Dear people who doesn't believe in the bonds of friendship,
The 22nd of July two years ago, my dog went nuts; she wouldn't stop barking, she ran around the house and she kept nagging at my parents. She wouldn't stop until later that evening, when I called them to tell them I was alive.
Sincerely, don't underestimate love.
I respect everyone's religion, don't get me wrong, but it really bothers me when people come up to me on the streets to preach to me or try to "save" me. My beliefs are just as legitimate as yours, and just because I happen to not believe in a higher power does not mean I want to "find" Jesus. I respect everyone's decision to believe what the want to believe, but I wish everyone could do me the same courtesy.
Sincerely, Atheist Volunteer/ Charity Fundraiser/ Future Social Worker/ Student
Dear Radio Stations,
Please either leave a one-second pause after songs, or else make your ads/DJs/announcement at a lower volume than the song I was just blasting at full volume.
Sincerely, Just went deaf from your call letters
Please stop sitting directly on top of my laptop. I know it's warm, but I have work I need to do.
Sincerely, your loving owner
Dear Wonderfully Loving Sister,
Please stop talking about how much you despise my best guy friend.
Sincerely, I would trust him with my life
Dear everyone at school who make fun of me because I read for fun,
Please shut up. I like to read. Big deal? Guess what, I also have all A's and was accepted to boarding school. What's that I see? C's?
Sincerely, yea that's what I thought.