Please stop calling me a loser for deciding to save myself until marriage.
Sincerely, I just want someone to support me in my decisions. Please.
Please learn that there is a BIG difference between "retarded" and "stupid" and when this difference is ignored, people's feelings get hurt.
Sincerely, my brother is retarded
Please stop moving me to different countries. I finally like it here.
Sincerely, don't make me leave all my friends and my first serious boyfriend behind
Dear streaker at my high school graduation,
Thanks for pissing a lot of people off and more importantly scarring little children because of the sight. Why don't you grow up and think about others before you make stupid decisions?
Sincerely, you ruined my graduation memories
Christmas in September? Damn, we're ahead of schedule!
Please lock the door the next time we shower together. The shower doors are glass and now your roommate has seen my ass.
Sincerely, your mortified girlfriend
When you ask me to repeat something because you couldn't hear it the first time, expect me to talk loudly.
Sincerely, I'm not using an "attitude"
Dear McDonald's customers,
If you come through my drive-through and you have an order that's $20 or more, and you give me handfulls upon handfulls of small change, please know that every employee is talking about how much they hate you and we are probably spitting in your food as you're giggling to yourself about us having to count it.
Sincerely, angry McDonald's manager
Please don't put your children on the phone, especially when they're under 4 years old.
Sincerely, I don't know what to say to a screaming four year old and I'm very uncomfortable.
Dear Pet Parents,
Do you ever wonder what your pet has named you?
Sincerely, worried about what they are named
Dear judgmental virgin girls in my school ,
Please, we've been together for years, talk regularly about marriage and kids, and I wear the promise ring he gave me
Sincerely, that's not the definition of a slut
Dear male teacher,
If I just came from the bathroom, whispered some thing to my best friend as she hands me her purse, and ask you if I can go back to the restroom, please let me go back!
Sincerely, My crush was in there...
Dear "It's all in your head!",
Actually, you're completely right. Depression is a chemical imbalance of my brain, which is in my skull, so it IS inside my head. That just doesn't make it any less real.
Dear Kids at my school who "study" psychology in their free time,
Do you even understand what you're doing? You're using what very, very little professional psychological knowledge you have to look into what could very well be the darkest places in someone's mind. You have absolutely no right to access information that should be protected under doctor-patient confidentiality without consent. You have no right to use your potentially false knowledge to try and form an understanding of someone you know nothing about, and if you try to pick my mind apart again, I will do my damnedest to return the hell you're causing me.
Sincerely, What goes on in my mind is none of your freaking business.