Dear Monsters Inc.,
....well this is awkward.
Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia
Dear neighbors blasting rap,
This means war.
Sincerely, get ready for showtunes
Dear health teacher,
Please don't take off points because my oral presentation didn't include any images.
Sincerely, my topic was pornography
Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely, the Opportunist
Dear British guys looking for advice on how to get girls,
1: Go to an American classroom. 2: Say some stereotypical British things.
Sincerely, 15 admirers in 15 seconds.
Dear Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White,
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to find out like this!
Sincerely, Prince Charming
I'm sorry I always pause the movie when you're making the worst face possible...
Sincerely, I just have to go to the bathroom.
Dear omg Wut r u Gona get me 4 Xmas?,
A fricken dictionary.
Sincerely, The world.
Dear movie theater usher,
What's in my bag you ask? Oh just my convenient Pocket Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment IV, which happens to state that I have the right not to be searched without a warrant. Hm. Convenient.
Sincerely, I like my gummy bears and I'm not paying $12 for them
Dear Other Majors,
We're not analyzing you . . . ok, maybe a little.
Sincerely, Psychology Majors
Dear all the girls at Hogwarts,
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna go grow up to be super hot and a bad-a. But that's cool, you can make fun of me.
Sincerely, Neville Longbottom
How come you can't hear me yell a question but the moment I murmer a cuss word you can hear it from two rooms away?
Sincerely, Also it was "Hitch"
What do you mean you didn't know you had thirty spelling mistakes? You used Microsoft Word.
Sincerely, no, the red line is not for decoration.
Dear High school boys,
Just because you CAN grow facial hair doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Sincerely, Oh honey...