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Dear Cat,
Please don't keep me up again tonight
Dear parents,
Please stop asking me when I'm going t get a boyfriend.
Dear world,
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Dear girls who say they shouldn't have to cover their shoulders in school because it distracts boys,
Please realize that, like you, we also have a hormone called testosterone which does makes you destracting to us and it was proven if guys are around a girl they find attractive our IQ drops, also schools changed testing grammar and room decor and color to make girls test better.
Dear Tampon thats just fell out of my bag,
So I couldn't find you earlier when I needed you. But you decide to make an appearance now?!? WHY?!
Dear everything that costs money,
Please stop costing so much
Dear Anxiety,
I'm a capable person that can achieve their goals. I don't need you to get in the way and make me doubt myself. Everything will be fine, and even if it's not there's always next time.
Dear Would-be Parents,
Please don't feel obligated to have children if your heart isn't breaking without them. Until you understand that putting salt on apricots sounds funny only because you don't have a toddler who is screaming at the top of her lungs wanting it, maybe you don't really need to have a child.
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Dear people who think putting their kids on a leash is bad,
Okay what do you recommend I do after my kid runs away and gets lost at a zoo?
Dear people who want to be right on every topic,
You can't.It's simple.You can't because you can't know everything.Nothing wrong with that. Relax.
Dear Dad,
Can't you just once say "yeah that sucks"
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