Please stop telling me that I don't want to go to the pool because I have low self esteem in a bathing suit.
Sincerely, I don't like swimming. It's that simple.
Dear relatives who have no concept of time,
Usually when people call and say that they're coming over, they don't mean 5 hours later.
Sincerely, the world doesn't revolve around you
Dear ex best-friend,
YOU confronted ME and asked for an apology, which was something I gave two years ago but willingly gave again because I truly am sorry for what I did. Don't complain on Twitter about the fact that I 'finally' apologized when YOU asked for it. Please grow up, forgive me, and move on
Sincerely, leave me alone
Dear sweet guy friend,
You've been there when my heart was broken and I've been there when yours was. Now I build up your self esteem when you don't think you're attractive even though all girls fawn over you and you're extremely successful. Please be nice enough to send me more than a drunk text every mow and again.
Sincerely, I miss my friend who used to lift my spirits too.
Dear girl in my english discussion group,
Please let me do my job that I was assigned. I appreciate you trying to help me make connections between the book we are reading and other things, but I only need a few connections, not a hundred connections on the SAME subject. You chose to have your job just like I chose mine, its not my fault your job is just to draw stinken pictures while the rest of us actually have to write things down.
Sincerely, your highly annoyed group connector
Dear people giving me weird looks,
its my body, I should be able to do whatever I want to it without you whispering every time I walk by.
Stop trying to make "Poke" happen. It's not going to happen.
Sincerely, Regina George
Dear Public Schools,
Please allow me to opt out of my children being taught curricula that undermine religious beliefs I am teaching them at home.
Sincerely, a dad concerned about losing his basic freedoms
Thank you for masking my sobbing from the rest of the house.
Sincerely, girl who broke up with her boyfriend for selfish reasons.
Dear a Canadian girl who loves Southern accents,
Because most of them are racist homophobic hicks
Sincerely, American girls
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Sincerely, It's funny how oblivious people are
Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Sincerely, pissed off Facebook user
So you can run away for five days and you expect us not to bug you but I try to spend one hour with my boyfriend and you send me 20 texts?
Sincerely, tell me how that is fair
Dear person in the stall next to me,
Please hurry up and leave...
Sincerely, I really need to poop.