Dear microwave makers,
Please tell me why you still put popcorn buttons on the microwaves, even though the popcorn says not to use the button?
Sincerely, has anybody else thaught this?
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Sincerely, your son, brother, or best friend- I'm gay.
Dear obese people,
The concepts of "thin privilege" and "fatphobia" are ridiculous. Discrimination based on weight is different from discrimination based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, etc. Weight is something you can actually control, it's not an inherent part of you. And it's perfectly reasonable to judge people based on their lifestyle choices.
Sincerely, an overweight person who isn't a victim
Dear Nemo ,
Why would you touch the butt?
Sincerely, all your viewers
Better late than not at all, right?
Sincerely, your period
Dear fellow employees,
Instead of starting drama, why don't you just do your bloody job? Life would be a lot easier if you did.
Sincerely, the one caught in the middle of it all
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Sincerely, why would they do that?
Dear high schoolers at dances,
Wait you mean you don't do a Samba to this song?
Sincerely, teenage Latin ballroom dancer
Dear fellow movie goers,
I in no way feel bad about ruining the end of the movie.
Sincerely, If you read the book you would have already known
Dear Best Friend,
I'm going to be checking up on you a lot more often now. Please just know that I'm not doing it to be annoying, I'm doing it because I care about you and I'm deeply concerned.
Sincerely, your friend who found out you're cutting yourself.
Dear pro choicers ,
Please stop expecting that because I have a vagina that it means I'm pro choice. My mother had an abortion before she had me. I always wanted a big brother but hen I found that out, I hated her.
Sincerely, good catholic girl who doesn't want to take a chance at life away from anyone.
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Sincerely, frustrated girl with muscuar dystrophy.
Dear male working at Victoria secret,
Don't look at me when I give you a pair of boy shorts at the check out counter!
Sincerely, it's called period underwear...
Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Sincerely, your brain who's trying to kill you.