SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Jobs I applied for,
Please think about getting back to me sooner. I found a better job while waiting, and 3 months is a dang long time to wait to hear that I wasn't accepted.
Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Dear Dad,
Please Stop singing "Everyday I'm suffering."
Dear Apple,
Please "If you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone."
Dear visiting in-laws,
Please remember that there are latches on our toilet lids for three reasons: your very active, inquisitive grandchildren. When you leave the lids up, those latches are rendered completely ineffective.
Dear Uterus,
Please stop exacting revenge because I didn't give you a baby
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Dear pro life,
Please focus on reforming our adoption and fostercare system or on assistance programs to young and poor mothers before suggesting those as viable alternatives.
Dear Supreme Court,
THANK YOU!
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Dear Certain colleges,
Please don't make it so hard to find the decline slip. Hiding it will not change my decision, only piss me off
To the two students at my school who went on strike,
No one else is allowed to wear hats either. It's for security reasons
Dear boys,
We like sandwiches too!
Dear World,
Bowties are cool.
Dear boyfriend ,
Thanks for persuading everybody at the costume part that mine was the best because I was obviously Waldo and couldn't be found
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