Please don't keep me up again tonight
Sincerely, I like sleeping, so stop trying to rub your head on my hands until I pat you
Please stop asking me when I'm going t get a boyfriend.
Sincerely, what happened to no dating until 30
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Sincerely, confused vegetarian
Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Sincerely, its called statutory rape.
Dear girls who say they shouldn't have to cover their shoulders in school because it distracts boys,
Please realize that, like you, we also have a hormone called testosterone which does makes you destracting to us and it was proven if guys are around a girl they find attractive our IQ drops, also schools changed testing grammar and room decor and color to make girls test better.
Sincerely, a guy sick of the double standard
Dear Tampon thats just fell out of my bag,
So I couldn't find you earlier when I needed you. But you decide to make an appearance now?!? WHY?!
Sincerely, My crush is standing RIGHT THERE!
Dear everything that costs money,
Please stop costing so much
Sincerely, I'd like to be able to actually afford things
I'm a capable person that can achieve their goals. I don't need you to get in the way and make me doubt myself. Everything will be fine, and even if it's not there's always next time.
Sincerely, Trust me, I got this.
Dear Would-be Parents,
Please don't feel obligated to have children if your heart isn't breaking without them. Until you understand that putting salt on apricots sounds funny only because you don't have a toddler who is screaming at the top of her lungs wanting it, maybe you don't really need to have a child.
Sincerely, Mom of Four
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Sincerely, your son, brother, or best friend- I'm gay.
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
Sincerely, you spend longer on your hair than I spend showering.
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Sincerely, I'm going to be a Counselor soon, and I deserve at least one good year!
Dear people who think putting their kids on a leash is bad,
Okay what do you recommend I do after my kid runs away and gets lost at a zoo?
Sincerely, just want my kid to be safe
Dear people who want to be right on every topic,
You can't.It's simple.You can't because you can't know everything.Nothing wrong with that. Relax.
Sincerely, just a person