Please stop acting like the world is ending when I start talking.
Sincerely, Quiet Girl
Dear teens that sleep in past noon on the weekend,
Please don't complain when you have to get up at 9am. I have to get up at 5am on the weekend.
Sincerely, a swimmer that races every weekend during the summer
Dear new friend,
I know I've only known you for less than a year, but you mean the world to me. It just breaks my heart when I see the scars on your wrist.
Sincerely, the new girl that gives you extra hugs because of it
At one point in your childhood, your parents put you down and never picked you up again.
Sincerely, I'm sorry.
Dear Egotistical Sexist Boss,
Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language...Id punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job...
Sincerely, Annoyed fed up employee
Dear Fellow High Schoolers,
Please stop saying my relationship of 3 years isn't real because we haven't had sex.
Sincerely, he obviously likes me for more than my body
Dear random guy at school,
Thanks for telling me I looked pretty today....
Sincerely, my ex-boyfriend never said that
Saying "You're the ugliest person I know." really doesn't work with you.
Sincerely, your identical twin sister
Dear Jackson Avery,
Please keep your shirt off, forever.
Sincerely, Greys Anatomy Fans
I know Subway can have as much sugar, fat and sodium as places like McDonalds. Thing is, I don't eat there for health/dieting reasons.
Sincerely, Subway is cheaper AND tastier
Last time I checked, you curl up when it's below a certain temperature. It's below 20 degrees.
Sincerely, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CRAWLING UP MY KITCHEN WALL!?!!
Lets be fools and rush in
the most recent school shooting was committed by a popular boy. It shouldn't take multiple people's deaths for you to realize and start talking about how not all of these tragedies are caused by "loners" and not everyone who seems quiet or distant is planning to go on a murder spree.
Sincerely, a student who fits the image of a "loner" but would never dream of opening fire on her classmates
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Sincerely, I don't live in Illinois or speak Spanish
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to tax me more, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves