Please never learn to talk.
Sincerely, That would be super embarrassing.
Dear Queen Elsa,
I'm sorry if we made you mad. Will you please go back home now?
Dear optimist pessimist and realist,
While you guys were arguing about the piece of cake, I ate it.
Dear professors telling me to always speak up to my superiors because "the squeaky wheel gets the oil",
Or it gets thrown out and replaced by a non-squeaky wheel.
Sincerely, your jaded student
Dear Justin Bieber,
Sincerely, Sick of you
Please understand the difference between an item that is dishwasher-safe and an item that will actually come CLEAN in the dishwasher. I spend wayyy too much time scrubbing at baked-on crud that has been further cemented by the hot dry cycle. I know you think you're helping, but just let me wash it properly the first time please.
Sincerely, The One Who Does The Dishes
Dear westerners who cannot bear the seemingly prolonged winter,
Want to exchange?
Sincerely, suffering in the Indian heat
Dear Energy Drink,
Thank you for making the graveyard shift possible.
Sincerely, there is NOTHING to do at 0300.
You don't need to open the bathroom door to talk to me.
Sincerely, what part of "I'm not descent" do you not understand?
Dear people who take the elevator,
Please take the stairs if you are going up/down one floor, and are physically able.
Sincerely, don't be lazy
Dear Palo Alto parents,
Please get your shit together. There's a reason that your city is known for high school students' suicides. That guards have to be stationed in front of railway crossings. That five kids killed themselves in the same year. That a SOPHOMORE was the latest victim. And while I understand that many of you are supportive, it's no coincidence that it all happens in one city. Your child doesn't have to be the top mathlete, or the best player on their sports team, or take all APs.
Sincerely, just understand that being average is okay.
Dear movies/TV shows with truth serum,
You do realise that the serum only prevents you from telling lies right? I don't recall anywhere in the description that makes the user blurt out things they would never say to anybody, no matter how truthful, against their will.
Sincerely, truth doesn't mean saying everything you'd like to say
For every one cruel heartless person in the world, there is at least 100 genuinely kind, compassionate people
Sincerely, don't lose faith in humanity just yet
Dear body art haters,
Please stop judging us negatively for having tattoos
Sincerely, "Most people hang their art on walls - We wear ours"