SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear bladder,
Please allow my nail varnish to dry next time I decide to treat myself.
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Dear girls who "just love this new perfume!",
We should be able to smell it... Not taste it
Dear everyone,
Unless your S/O has cheated on you, or you have definite reason to suspect he or she is, you NEVER have any right to check their phone, email, or social media.
Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Dear Fellow Classmates,
Please realize that I'm not gay because I'm in marching band, I'm gay because I prefer men over women.
Dear daughter who hates every food that I cook,
Cook your own food. Here's money for groceries.
Dear world,
I love naturally red hair. You get bonus points if you have freckles.
Dear Colleges,
Please tell me why an "A" is now an expected grade when it used to be F for failure, D for bad, C for average, B for Good, and A for damn near perfect?
Dear boys,
When we say "I hate boys" it means "I hate boys who I thought were nice but actually turned out to be jerks and I definitely don't hate all boys."
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please listen to me. It doesn't make you a lesser person if you get a divorce. I will always love you.
Dear Ignorant and racist Indian father,
Love shows no boundaries, we love each other and are going to be with each other no matter what.
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
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