Dear traditional schools,
How can you summarize my learning into a single letter? My name should not have more letters than my education.
Sincerely, I went to a grade-less high school and I’m going to be a doctor
Dear Pandora Radio,
Please play the artist whose name is on the station more than other artists
Sincerely, an annoyed listener
Dear Sooby- Doo,
Thank you for teaching me a life lesson. I have never got so much from a cartoon before
Sincerely, people are the true monsters.
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Sincerely, Been riding for 11 years and is sick of hearing negativity.
Dear High School Bullies,
Please don't message me on Facebook years after high school finished to apologize for treating me like shit. That doesn't fix the past. But teaching your kids to be accepting of others can fix the future.
Dear toothpaste companies,
Why aren't any of the actors in your commercials using actual toothpaste?
Sincerely, why advertise it then?
Dear overly religious people,
Personally I would never want to worship a god who tells me to hate anybody. My god just wants love. No matter the form it comes in.
Sincerely, Christian who understands the true message of The Bible.
Please don't mess this up by worrying about it too much
Sincerely, it's gonna be fine, no matter what
Dear People asking for a biracial Disney couple,
You should've seen your face!
Sincerely, tiny girl with a big gun
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
Sincerely, a Harry Potter fan that's frustrated with all these girls thinking it came from Katniss
Please don't get your hopes up too high. They'll never keep their promises.
Dear teenage girls,
Excessive amounts of overwhelming, flowery perfume smell JUST AS BAD as overwhelming, sweaty B.O.
Sincerely, you may like it, but it gives others headaches