Dear Jersey Shore Cameramen,
Do you ever want to stop filming and just punch them in the face?
Sincerely, I would.
Dear people afraid of long words,
Sincerely, that's just cruel...
Dear rappers who all claim they used to be criminals,
Why do you hate people illegally downloading your music?
Dear college who sent me an invitation,
Your tag line of "Still waiting for your owl?" is highly amusing.
Sincerely, And yes. Yes I am.