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Dear traditional schools,
How can you summarize my learning into a single letter? My name should not have more letters than my education.
Dear Pandora Radio,
Please play the artist whose name is on the station more than other artists
Dear Sooby- Doo,
Thank you for teaching me a life lesson. I have never got so much from a cartoon before
Dear people,
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Dear High School Bullies,
Please don't message me on Facebook years after high school finished to apologize for treating me like shit. That doesn't fix the past. But teaching your kids to be accepting of others can fix the future.
Dear toothpaste companies,
Why aren't any of the actors in your commercials using actual toothpaste?
Dear overly religious people,
Personally I would never want to worship a god who tells me to hate anybody. My god just wants love. No matter the form it comes in.
Dear self,
Please don't mess this up by worrying about it too much
Dear People asking for a biracial Disney couple,
Try Pocahontas.
Dear burglars,
You should've seen your face!
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
Dear 2014,
Please don't get your hopes up too high. They'll never keep their promises.
Dear teenage girls,
Excessive amounts of overwhelming, flowery perfume smell JUST AS BAD as overwhelming, sweaty B.O.
Dear English teacher,
Please don't explain how to write a short creative story after the exam rather than before it.
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