Dear people who think that they get straight A's because they are geniuses ,
No, it's because at my school, your A is my C
Sincerely, ivy preparatory league school kid
Dear patients,
I'm pretty sure that one of us has a medical degree and twenty years of experience, but if you REALLY want to eat that chocolate cake, don't come crying to me saying you don't know why you went into hyperglycemic shock.
Sincerely, a doctor who is sick of patients ignoring my clear instructions.
Dear smoking person I passed on my bike this morning,
Please forgive me for fake coughing. That was a seriously jerky move on my part. I have habits just as bad and worse; it's not my place to judge you.
Sincerely, guilty passerby
Dear hamsters,
Please quit having running competitions in your wheels at 4am.
Sincerely, I realize you're nocturnal, but COME ON!
Dear Dad,,
Growing up, you drove me to piano lessons, ballet classes, figure skating lessons, tennis lessons and volleyball practices and I knew then that you are the best dad. Then in my 20's, I got sick and you slept in a chair next to me in the hospital for 9 months. It brings tears to my eyes thinking about all you've done for me and still doing. Thank you.
Sincerely, I can never re-pay you for everything
Dear underclassmen complaining about your new job taking up you free time ,
I will be happy to take that burden off your hands.
Sincerely, a job-hunting senior who is trying to save for college
Dear TI-84 calculator,
Please don't have a secret history of all of the absurd calculations I've typed.
Sincerely, I typed in 14+6 the other day.
Dear friend,
Your cookies are gluten free, dairy free, and delicious free.
Sincerely, not eating this...
Dear School System,
Please quit using us as guinea pigs
Sincerely, Rosetta Stone, Block Schedule, 1:1, Year Round, CBE
Dear people who answer their phones in the quiet area of the library,
Please don't make me chuck a reference book at your head.
Sincerely, students who care more about studying for their finals than hearing about your weekend plans.
Dear Alzheimer's,
You're a horrible disease.
Sincerely, My Grandpa doesn't deserve to spend his last days like this.
Dear Snapchat,
The fact that you can see if the other person viewed your picture is a blessing and a curse.
Sincerely, I sent a picture to my crush, and I'm waiting for a reply
Dear Grey's Anatomy writers,
You do realize that we laugh when we watch your show, right? And we have a drinking game base off it?
Sincerely, real surgeons with nothing better to do outside of the hospital.
Dear English teacher,
Please learn to spell. This is college level stuff.
Sincerely, it's 'cynical,' not 'cinycal.'
Dear guy best friend,
Please take a hint. We've been friends for 18 years, and have spent 18 New Years' Eves together. Just kiss me at midnight already!!!
Sincerely, giving me a Hershey's Kiss is not the same thing
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