Dear caring friends,
Please understand that, although I appreciate your advice, "just be happy" is not going to work. Would you tell a diabetic to "just produce insulin".
Sincerely, Depression is a chemical imbalance, not a character flaw
Dear Guy trying to date my daughter,
I don't hate you because of your tatoos (I have my own) Its not because you were a high school drop out (I was to) and its not because your parents abuse drugs (I did at one point too)
Sincerely, its because you put her down all the time and act like a little prick, she deserves better than that
I hate to break this to you, but talking to your kid with a British accent will not give them one too. As a child develops their linguistic abilities, they will first learn from the parents but will eventually have an accent matching their peers (who will be presumably American). Therefore, you'll need to move to Great Britain.
Dear complaining nursing majors in my class,
Please stop whining; I would be concerned if your courseload wasn't difficult. I don't want poorly trained nurses sticking needles in my arm.
Dear people bashing on book-to-movie adaptations,
Please stop complaining. The movies aren't representations of the book; they're representations of the story. There have to be some cuts and changes, or it won't work as a film. You can only complain if the entire plot is changed.
Dear guy accusing girls of being hard to get,
Maybe I just don't like you.
Sincerely, girls everywhere
Dear Peter Pan,
Please Come take me away to Neverland. I've been waiting!
Sincerely, my heartbroken inner-child.
Dear person saying that period pain isn't all that bad and that it can be taken care of,
My periods are so bad I've blacked out from the pain an had to be taken to the hospital. Pain medication on works (IF it works) for a few hours, and birth control doesn't help.
Sincerely, just because women have had them since the dawn of time doesn't mean they're a breeze.
Dear guest glued to their phone,
No, I don't care who just snapchatted you.
Sincerely, I invited you, not your phone.
Dear Wal-Mart protesters,
Please understand that buying all the stuff you buy there online is not any better. FedEx workers work 6 hours straight with no breaks and are constantly yelled at to work faster.
Sincerely, working at FedEx.
Dear People around me,
Why do you always think I'm high when I'm not wearing my hearing aids? We've had multiple conversations about how I have to use cues from my other senses to compensate for my lack of hearing.
Sincerely, DEAFinitely not a stoner
Dear birth control pills,
Is giving me my period punishment for forgetting you when I went camping this weekend?
Sincerely, it's only been a week since my LAST period...
Dear girl who worked hard for her full ride scholarship,
Please realize that some of the rest of us worked hard too, but we live in small towns where it doesn't matter how hard you worked or what you did, all that matters is who your parents are friends with.
Sincerely, 300 volunteer hours, 4.0, All-State Performer, Drum Major, 1st chair in band and choir, and a member
Dear mom and dad,
Please realize we have a heater in our house.
Sincerely, your daughter who's in four layers and has six blankets