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Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear Shop class,
SCREW YOU!
Dear math,
Please solve your own problems!
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Avada Kedavra!
Dear Nearly Headless Nick,
No, you are still not welcome into our club!
Dear Pinocchio,
Never trust women.
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Dear American society,
I hope you realize that in a couple hundred years from now, people are going to read about the homosexuality controversy in their history books and roll their eyes at our stupidity.
Dear proton,
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear Feminisits,
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Dear Animal Planet,
Please stop recording us having sex on camera. We don't want to become famous like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. We value our privacy!
Dear plumbers,
Never be hot.
Dear Genie,
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Dear Republicans,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Dear Tyrion,
Welcome to the no-nose club!
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