Dear Congenital Heart Disease,
Please go away for good. I did nothing to deserve your invasive poking, prodding, and cutting open of my chest (four times.) I'm done with the scars and pain. I’m 34 years old and desperately want to be a Mother but you continue to steal from me. If you insist on keeping me childless, give me a final sign and stop stringing me along. P.s. Open heart surgery really hurts!
Sincerely, A Survivor and Fighter of Congenital Heart Disease
Dear people of the Internet,
Please understand that song parodies are just that - parodies. Even if they make fun of the song's artist, the intention is not to be hurtful, just funny.
Sincerely, lighten up! :)
Dear average american voter,
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Sincerely, I feel you
Dear Girl across the library,
Please If I can hear your music from several tables away, I feel sorry for your ears.
Sincerely, Maroon 5 isn't THAT good.
Just because we ignore you, doesn't give you the right to ruin a sacred landmark
Sincerely, the people who protect the Nazca lines
Dear people who don't pay attention,
Et cetera is abbreviated as etc, not ect...because Et comes before Cetera, therefore et comes before c...
Sincerely, It's not that difficult.
I love that you're willing and capable of cooking for me...but please reconsider the thought process, "I'm going to put everything my wife finds impalatable into one dish so she HAS to eat it!"
Sincerely, Your adoring, but pregnant and hungry wife.
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Sincerely, the apparent dog walker
Dear ignorant heartless people,
Please stop blaming rape victims and other types of bullied people for their bad experiences. You are no different than the perpetrators when you blame the victims!
Sincerely, Sympathetic and understanding person
Please do your research , I don't know what bible you are looking at but it says that Israel belongs to the Jews. palestine was created to erase traces of Judeah after the destruction of the second temple - nowhere is Israel referred to as palestine , Israel is the home of the Jews who were around much longer than any other civilization or religion
Sincerely, someone who knows the historic facts
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Sincerely, Just throwing it out there.
Please stop hurting. I said I could handle you hurting more than my nose running, but I can't anymore!
Sincerely, Tired of Being Sick
Dear 90s kids,
Please stop standing right outside the bathroom door when I'm occupying it. Theres a 1 inch gap between the floor and the door, making it very awkward
Sincerely, your roomate