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Dear schools,
Why is it that the classrooms are so cold? My iPod can't register the nonexistent heat of my fingers... Oh wait...
Dear girl who keeps taking mirror pics,
It loses its effect when your Super Jumbo Tampons box is in clear view.
Dear Mom,
You always say that the sign of a great cook was their burn marks, but I think the true sign is the stories that go with them.
Dear People who say "If your age is still on a clock then you shouldn't be having sex",
Are you talking about military time or regular time?
Dear people who say smiling uses less muscles than frowning,
I'm burning calories.
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