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Dear French Exchange Student,
Thank you for becoming more than just an Exchange Student. Thank you for becoming a sister.
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Dear Girlfriend,
Lets be fools and rush in
Dear media,
the most recent school shooting was committed by a popular boy. It shouldn't take multiple people's deaths for you to realize and start talking about how not all of these tragedies are caused by "loners" and not everyone who seems quiet or distant is planning to go on a murder spree.
Dear America,
Kindly stop interfering in the business of other countries because you made yourself the "world's policeman".
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Dear People who think calling myself fat means I must think they're obese.,
Stop it. My dysmorphia affects only me, and my body is the only one I see disproportionally. You look just fine.
Dear Patriotic People,
Please think about why you're proud of something you probably contributed practically nothing to.
Dear Republicans,
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to cut healthcare, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves too.
Dear school,
You wonder why teen anxiety and stress levels are so high...
Dear United States of America,
Please Let me compare, my counrty caused a lot of chaos in the world with its ideas. I brainwashed the masses with media propaganda that people who are against us are communist in disguise. I spilled a lot of blood on wars and with my policies. I forced myself to other peoples matters saying it was in the name of democracy. It seems we are not that much different.
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Dear Atheists,
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Dear boy,
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
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