Please allow my nail varnish to dry next time I decide to treat myself.
Sincerely, Almost wee'd myself.
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Sincerely, I almost died today
Dear girls who "just love this new perfume!",
We should be able to smell it... Not taste it
Sincerely, everyone else
Unless your S/O has cheated on you, or you have definite reason to suspect he or she is, you NEVER have any right to check their phone, email, or social media.
Sincerely, that's how breakups happen
Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Sincerely, a gal from the Middle Ages.
Dear Fellow Classmates,
Please realize that I'm not gay because I'm in marching band, I'm gay because I prefer men over women.
Sincerely, I still have more sex than you.
Dear daughter who hates every food that I cook,
Cook your own food. Here's money for groceries.
Sincerely, tired of your picky eating.
I love naturally red hair. You get bonus points if you have freckles.
Sincerely, Yes, there are people who love gingers.
Please tell me why an "A" is now an expected grade when it used to be F for failure, D for bad, C for average, B for Good, and A for damn near perfect?
Sincerely, Solid B/B+ student not accepted to college
When we say "I hate boys" it means "I hate boys who I thought were nice but actually turned out to be jerks and I definitely don't hate all boys."
Sincerely, we don't actually ever think that you're all jerks
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Sincerely, a teenage girl
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please listen to me. It doesn't make you a lesser person if you get a divorce. I will always love you.
Sincerely, a worried daughter sick of seeing her parents struggle for years
Dear Ignorant and racist Indian father,
Love shows no boundaries, we love each other and are going to be with each other no matter what.
Sincerely, why does it even matter that he's white?!