I want you inside of me.
Dear person who wrote "I love you Linda" in the boys bathroom,
Linda would be in the girls bathroom.
Sincerely, just saying
Dear people who want pigs to fly one day,
Please be careful what you wish for.
Sincerely, look how bad it is when we get pooped on by birds
Dear Mysterious scar that I've always had,
Did I defeat a dark lord when I was a baby?
Sincerely, learning spells just in case.