How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Sincerely, going back to my unsupportive, but not painful, cheap bras.
Please stop trying to change my mind when my mind is not yet made up. I don't know if I want to get married. I don't know if I want to have kids. I'm on the fence. Please wait until I've decided something before trying to change my decision. Give me some time to figure things out.
Sincerely, the woman whose biological clock may be broken
Please notice the amount of butterflies you put in my stomach when you talk to me
Sincerely, the girl who almost fainted when you touched my hand
I shot first you little sh*t