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Dear Verizon commercial,
If I had the choice between a new smart phone and R2-D2, I wouldn't pick the phone.
Dear students,
I leave that last smudge of ink on the board just to mess with you...
Dear Humans,
I have no interest in eating you. You are in fact more likely to be killed by a vending machine, drowning in the bathtub, tripping over furniture, or an aircraft falling out of the sky.
Dear Poptart company,
Please consider making the frosting go all the way to the edges of the Poptart.
Dear lady who thinks I'm rich because of my "delicate-gold-flower" necklace,
It's fake. I got it for $3.25 at a garage sale.
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