Dear Crying Girl,
What's wrong? Heartbreak? Rejection? Cheating boyfriend? Wishing you could go back to December?
Sincerely, there's a Taylor Swift song for that
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Sincerely, but none of them really work...
Dear chemistry teacher,
Whats Ba+Na2 synthesize into?
Sincerely, BANANA. Now thats an equation.
Dear two-ply toilet paper,
I guess it's true. You don't really know what you have until it's gone.
Sincerely, college kid with a chaffed butt.