Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
Dear Shop class,
Sincerely, The girl with a failing grade.
Please solve your own problems!
Sincerely, algebra student.
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Sincerely, The Boy Who Lived
Dear Nearly Headless Nick,
No, you are still not welcome into our club!
Sincerely, Tyrion, Vincent Van Gogh, Darth Vader and the rest of the Missing Parts Club.
Never trust women.
Sincerely, John Bobbitt
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Dear American society,
I hope you realize that in a couple hundred years from now, people are going to read about the homosexuality controversy in their history books and roll their eyes at our stupidity.
Sincerely, A progressive teen
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Sincerely, Boys never ask girls to lift the seat up!
Dear Animal Planet,
Please stop recording us having sex on camera. We don't want to become famous like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. We value our privacy!
Sincerely, The animal kingdom
Never be hot.
Sincerely, the girl responsible for the toilet clog and recovering from Taco Tuesday
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Sincerely, Two wishes down and many more to go!
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat