Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Sincerely, you have no idea how unloveable I was feeling before you said that.
Please tell me why you always complain your exhausted and then waste energy on stupid things we don't need?
Sincerely, Like growing weird little nipple hairs I pluck off anyway
Dear person talking shit in Swedish,
What makes you think you're the only Scandinave in America?
Sincerely, amused Norwegian
I thought you could fly.
Dear band and choir teachers at my school,
Thank you for being so amazing. You share your love of music with everyone you can. Your classroom is like a safe haven for all the music students. And we love how we can talk to you like you're friends, not teachers.
Sincerely, Grateful tenor.