Dear okay-looking guy in my college class,
Please stop answering biology questions so confidently in a room filled with mostly idiots.
Sincerely, you're getting more attractive by the second, and I'm about to go Sheldon Cooper on your ass.
Dear employers everywhere,
Please, for the love of God, stop making fill out eight pages of webpage filled with the exact things that are on my resume. I'm a grownup.
Sincerely, Burned out and a little offended
Just that you don't see me studying does not mean that I'm not studying at all
Dear Harper Lee,
Oh, you wrote TWO books now? Call me when you've written over 50.
Sincerely, Stephen King