Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Sincerely, a mortified girl on her first date
Bring it on!
Sincerely, a cheerleader
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Sincerely, snowing in October
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.