Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Sincerely, this would be easier if I could actually SEE.
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Sincerely, sleeping bag making company…
Dear everyone ,
The world is a great place, but media shows it as cruel and horrible, not caring and restoring
Sincerely, my faith in humanity never needed to be restored
Dear world at large,
Why does everyone hate Nickelback?! I'm so confused! Is this a running joke I missed or something??
Sincerely, girl who actually likes their songs
Unless you learn some tricks from the books I read, I refuse to spend more time with you.
Sincerely, or we could compromise at sound effects and background music.
Dear People who want Cheap Accessable flying cars,
It is hard enough for you to drive on two dimensions. Imagine how how many accidents there would be in three. Plus, think of where the cars would land when they crash.
Sincerely, There will be no Auto-fitting clothes either.
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Dear teens who like to be nostalgic about their childhood,
My childhood wasn't fun, or wonderful. It was fine, but there wasn't anything special about it.
Sincerely, a teenager tired of this fad.
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Sincerely, sick and tired of all the idiots in the world.
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Sincerely, The British.
Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Sincerely, yes, I'm a recovering jerk.
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?