Dear lady that looked at me weird at the store,
No, I'm not emo.
Sincerely, I love the shade black and I play with my cat who has sharp claws.
Dear embarrassed customer,
You're 19, I'm not judging you for buying candles, flowers, and condoms. I am, however, judging the 18 year old mother who is 8 months pregnant with a 2 year old in the cart buying a 6 pack of beers, 2 vodka bottles, 2 cigarettes packs, and some condoms.
Sincerely, I hate to judge customers but sometimes I have too.
Dear "Don't you dare kiss any boys at that party!",
Trust me, Mom. I won't.
Sincerely, in the closet lesbian who CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Dear senior boy who called me beautiful,
Sincerely, sophomore girl with low self-esteem
Dear humans of the world,
Why do you blame us for stealing all of your things when you can't find them? Is it because we're black?
Sincerely, black holes
Dear shocked and judgemental stares,
I am not a drug addict, I am a blood donor. That hole you see in the crook of my elbow is where the vein I donate with every eight weeks is located.
Sincerely, Don't believe me? Here's my donor card.
I know that I am a quiet and shy person. Stop telling me such.
Sincerely, Introverted and comfortable in that.
Dear Bratty Teenagers,
No, your parents are not trying to ruin your life by asking you be home by 10 o'clock.. they just want you safe.
Sincerely, Not an idiot
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie??
Sincerely, All Ken's stuff
Dear Patrons of Fast Food Restaurants,
Please know that we have nothing to do with the menu or the prices
Sincerely, Fry Cook who has been yelled at too many times.
If your child is screaming their head off, please take them outside until they calm down. Don't hover for another half hour while they scream their head off.
Sincerely, no one wants to hear that.
Dear Radio stations that play the same song from an artist over and over and not even the good one,
I hope you know that they have more than one song.
Sincerely, Tired of hearing Best day of my life, Black Horse, Brave, etc..
Dear Short/Tall/Pretty Appreciation Day,
Please make room for an average appreciation day.
Sincerely, 5'5", brown hair, brown eyed girl.
Dear people who question why wands are measured in inches when the Harry Potter books are set in England.,
That is actually explained by J.K. Rowling on Pottermore.com
Sincerely, it's simply that they are independent of 'Muggle England' and didn't care to change to metric when t