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Dear males,
If you can scratch your hairy balls in public then we should be allowed to breast feed in public.
Dear advertising companies,
Just because I live in Canada doesn't mean I want to hear 2 minutes of French advertising without subtitles.
Dear buffering circle,
Oh my gosh you are just the greatest thing ever! I get so happy and excited when you show up on my screen! I love you so please appear more often! <3
Dear guy friend,
I could handle the friends-with-benefits situation. However, now that you've started cuddling with me and kissing me, I'm confused big time...
Dear Parents,
Please allow me to hang out with my guy friends because my girlfriends all have lives
Dear Facebook,
I don't understand why you think that I'll be safer if I give you my phone number to put on display.
Dear English speakers everywhere,,
Theatre is the art of making a show or a theatrical piece. Theater is the building we do it in.
Dear Humans of New York photographer,
Thank you for showing me how each person has a unique story, and if you only take a moment to talk to a complete stranger, beautiful and unexpected things can happen.
Dear Legos on the floor,
Owshitcrapholycowowshitfuckdammowshit
Dear men of the world,
Did you know relative to its size the barnicle has the largest penis of all beings on earth
Dear Ciaran,
We had a good run. Your time in a coma was hard for everyone. When you were pronounced braindead we all cried. but when they realized you were an organ donor they prepped you for a surgery, which ended up saving 6 lives.
Dear frustrating heart/brain combo,
WHY do I feel like I have been in love with a boy I barely know for FOUR YEARS now?!?!
Dear Internet,
Please, I'll come back. It's just, well . . . exams dropped by for a visit. Don't worry, I'll be back soon.
Dear Teachers,
Please believe me next time I tell you that my dog peed on my homework
Dear dog,
Please note that your tracking skills are no longer superior to mine.
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