Dear cocky people,
Please continue to overestimate your own talents and then fail.
Sincerely, it makes my day everytime.
Dear cafeteria food,
I secretly think you're delicous; I'm just trying to fit in.
Sincerely, "they call this food? omg soooooo gross!"
Dear wild cherry Pepsi,
Is there a domestic cherry Pepsi?
Sincerely, just wondering.