If you can scratch your hairy balls in public then we should be allowed to breast feed in public.
Dear advertising companies,
Just because I live in Canada doesn't mean I want to hear 2 minutes of French advertising without subtitles.
Sincerely, If I can't understand your ad, I'm not going to buy your products
Dear buffering circle,
Oh my gosh you are just the greatest thing ever! I get so happy and excited when you show up on my screen! I love you so please appear more often! <3
Sincerely, no one ever
Dear guy friend,
I could handle the friends-with-benefits situation. However, now that you've started cuddling with me and kissing me, I'm confused big time...
Please allow me to hang out with my guy friends because my girlfriends all have lives
Sincerely, Home alone for the 3rd time this weekend
I don't understand why you think that I'll be safer if I give you my phone number to put on display.
Sincerely, I'll take my "medium" level security, thank you very much.
Dear English speakers everywhere,,
Theatre is the art of making a show or a theatrical piece. Theater is the building we do it in.
Sincerely, why can't the English learn to speak?
Dear Humans of New York photographer,
Thank you for showing me how each person has a unique story, and if you only take a moment to talk to a complete stranger, beautiful and unexpected things can happen.
Dear Legos on the floor,
Sincerely, Parents everywhere
Dear men of the world,
Did you know relative to its size the barnicle has the largest penis of all beings on earth
Sincerely, give up the macho facade
We had a good run. Your time in a coma was hard for everyone. When you were pronounced braindead we all cried. but when they realized you were an organ donor they prepped you for a surgery, which ended up saving 6 lives.
Sincerely, We're all stories in the end, I'm glad you made it a good one
Dear frustrating heart/brain combo,
WHY do I feel like I have been in love with a boy I barely know for FOUR YEARS now?!?!
Sincerely, please just stop now?
Please, I'll come back. It's just, well . . . exams dropped by for a visit. Don't worry, I'll be back soon.
Sincerely, I'll never leave you
Please believe me next time I tell you that my dog peed on my homework
Sincerely, if you didn't believe why did you ask me to bring it in?