Have I mentioned how little I care?
Sincerely, a student.
Please stop complaining when your parents tell you about starving kids in the world. Its not meant to help them, its meant to show you how lucky you are.
Sincerely, eat your damn broccoli.
Dear people saying that they should stop putting Jewish songs in the Christmas concert,
Just because there aren't a lot of them, doesn't mean they aren't people.
Sincerely, a liberal person.
Dear liberal family members,
I understand that I don't have to wear long skirts or high necked shirts. However, this is how I want to display my body. Or, rather, not display it. It's exactly the same as when you wear shorts or a tank top because that's how you want to show your body.
Sincerely, I'm comfortable with my body, too.
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Sincerely, the only student who actually sold work
Please know that just because I'm 13 doesn't mean I can't make my own religious choices. You might want what's best for me, but that doesn't mean you should force me to keep attending all your Hindu services. I've made it clear that I don't believe in God (in any shape or form). If I can accept you being religious then why can't you accept my non-belief?
Sincerely, your atheist daughter
Yes I know music educators don't make a lot of money. Yes, I realize I am intelligent enough to be a nursing student. No, I no longer want to hear what you have to say about my choice of major.
Sincerely, Your daughter who is going into Music Education because it's what she loves.
Dear baby stuff marketers,
For many generations, babies were swaddled in regular cloth, slept in baskets/cradles/parents' beds, ate mashed-up whatever their parents ate, bathed in washtubs/the sink, were transported tied on their mothers' backs, and learned from INTERACTING with family and exploring their environment (not a screen!). Other than a new car seat...why do I NEED all your latest and greatest specialised gear?
Sincerely, Overwhelmed new mom
Please stop being such an attention who*e and let me have my time to shine
Please Please try to understand that you left me, and this "player" I'm seeing has shown me more respect and devotion you ever did.
Sincerely, I like him more and more
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Please stop judging me for not freaking out about boys.
Sincerely, I can like them without squealing, jumping up and down, and talking about them constantly.
I had the biggest crush on you
Sincerely, Thank You for asking me out
Dear boys who find it awkward to buy condoms tampons etc.,
Please don't. We don't think about it, and if we do, we think it's great that you take some responsibility. Keep it up!
Sincerely, cashiers everywhere