SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear lady that looked at me weird at the store,
No, I'm not emo.
Dear embarrassed customer,
You're 19, I'm not judging you for buying candles, flowers, and condoms. I am, however, judging the 18 year old mother who is 8 months pregnant with a 2 year old in the cart buying a 6 pack of beers, 2 vodka bottles, 2 cigarettes packs, and some condoms.
Dear "Don't you dare kiss any boys at that party!",
Trust me, Mom. I won't.
Dear senior boy who called me beautiful,
Thank you.
Dear humans of the world,
Why do you blame us for stealing all of your things when you can't find them? Is it because we're black?
Dear shocked and judgemental stares,
I am not a drug addict, I am a blood donor. That hole you see in the crook of my elbow is where the vein I donate with every eight weeks is located.
Dear People,
I know that I am a quiet and shy person. Stop telling me such.
Dear Bratty Teenagers,
No, your parents are not trying to ruin your life by asking you be home by 10 o'clock.. they just want you safe.
Dear DBPB,
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie??
Dear Patrons of Fast Food Restaurants,
Please know that we have nothing to do with the menu or the prices
Dear parents,
If your child is screaming their head off, please take them outside until they calm down. Don't hover for another half hour while they scream their head off.
Dear Radio stations that play the same song from an artist over and over and not even the good one,
I hope you know that they have more than one song.
Dear Short/Tall/Pretty Appreciation Day,
Please make room for an average appreciation day.
Dear people who question why wands are measured in inches when the Harry Potter books are set in England.,
That is actually explained by J.K. Rowling on Pottermore.com
Dear Flu,
I hate you so much.
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