Dear public school system,
Please stop preparing me for tests and start preparing me for life after high school.
Sincerely, mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Please explain why it's considered gay to ask sexual questions to each other.
Sincerely, a confused boy
Your timing is impeccable. Did you really have to split down the back RIGHT before my in-laws walked in? I don't think they wanted to see that.
Sincerely, Bare Cheeked
Please understand that I am struggling to become the adult society wants me to be, and not the child you want me to stay...
Sincerely, your soon to be 20 y/o daughter who's terrified of growing up
Dear AP Tests,
I can barely motivate myself to study for 1 of you. How am I supposed to study for 6 next year?
Sincerely, Regretting the Honors Track
Dear rude and disgusting co-worker,
Please date the girl who insults and makes faces at you. She's crazy about you, and I saw you blush when she mocked your facial hair. I know you smile when she brushes against you.
Sincerely, you two deserve each other