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Dear Congenital Heart Disease,
Please go away for good. I did nothing to deserve your invasive poking, prodding, and cutting open of my chest (four times.) I'm done with the scars and pain. I’m 34 years old and desperately want to be a Mother but you continue to steal from me. If you insist on keeping me childless, give me a final sign and stop stringing me along. P.s. Open heart surgery really hurts!
Dear people of the Internet,
Please understand that song parodies are just that - parodies. Even if they make fun of the song's artist, the intention is not to be hurtful, just funny.
Dear average american voter,
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Dear Girl across the library,
Please If I can hear your music from several tables away, I feel sorry for your ears.
Dear Greenpeace,
Just because we ignore you, doesn't give you the right to ruin a sacred landmark
Dear people who don't pay attention,
Et cetera is abbreviated as etc, not ect...because Et comes before Cetera, therefore et comes before c...
Dear Husband,
I love that you're willing and capable of cooking for me...but please reconsider the thought process, "I'm going to put everything my wife finds impalatable into one dish so she HAS to eat it!"
Dear roommate,
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Dear ignorant heartless people,
Please stop blaming rape victims and other types of bullied people for their bad experiences. You are no different than the perpetrators when you blame the victims!
Dear world,
Please do your research , I don't know what bible you are looking at but it says that Israel belongs to the Jews. palestine was created to erase traces of Judeah after the destruction of the second temple - nowhere is Israel referred to as palestine , Israel is the home of the Jews who were around much longer than any other civilization or religion
Dear People,
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Dear throat,
Please stop hurting. I said I could handle you hurting more than my nose running, but I can't anymore!
Dear 90s kids,
Nobody cares
Dear roomates,
Please stop standing right outside the bathroom door when I'm occupying it. Theres a 1 inch gap between the floor and the door, making it very awkward
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
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