Dear French Exchange Student,
Thank you for becoming more than just an Exchange Student. Thank you for becoming a sister.
Sincerely, I am never going to forget you
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Sincerely, I will pass out from the amount of blood loss.
Lets be fools and rush in
the most recent school shooting was committed by a popular boy. It shouldn't take multiple people's deaths for you to realize and start talking about how not all of these tragedies are caused by "loners" and not everyone who seems quiet or distant is planning to go on a murder spree.
Sincerely, a student who fits the image of a "loner" but would never dream of opening fire on her classmates
Kindly stop interfering in the business of other countries because you made yourself the "world's policeman".
Sincerely, Someone who is tired of people getting killed.
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Sincerely, smart people
Dear People who think calling myself fat means I must think they're obese.,
Stop it. My dysmorphia affects only me, and my body is the only one I see disproportionally. You look just fine.
Sincerely, an Anorexic girl
Dear Patriotic People,
Please think about why you're proud of something you probably contributed practically nothing to.
Sincerely, Other Countries Matter
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to cut healthcare, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves too.
Sincerely, I may vote Nader.
You wonder why teen anxiety and stress levels are so high...
Sincerely, stop telling us that our B+ isn't a good enough effort
Dear United States of America,
Please Let me compare, my counrty caused a lot of chaos in the world with its ideas. I brainwashed the masses with media propaganda that people who are against us are communist in disguise. I spilled a lot of blood on wars and with my policies. I forced myself to other peoples matters saying it was in the name of democracy. It seems we are not that much different.
Sincerely, NAZI Germany
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
Sincerely, a smooth criminal
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Sincerely, The Dictionary
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Sincerely, Bill Cosby