No don't worry about it. I love getting yelled at the moment I get home about something that happened while I was at work.
Sincerely, What did I do wrong now?
Dear guy staring at me funny,
Yes, I am using a motorized shopping cart, yes I am 16. No, I'm not pregnant. I just broke my foot in 3 places.
Sincerely, Can you really not see the huge crutches in my basket?
Dear teacher who doesn't actually teach us anything,,
Just because you're ready to give the test doesn't mean we're ready to take it.
Sincerely, need more time to learn the stuff that you were supposed to teach us.
I thought we agreed on December
Dear 6 year old brother,,
Please never lose your innocence. The way you look at the world as if it is a beautiful place without fault or malevolence never fails to make me smile.
Sincerely, I will always be your big sis
Dear Mario Bros.,
I'm back from my 20 year vacation and feel really bad about the whole peach thing. Please accept my dearest ....... WHO THE HELL IS BOWSER, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CASTLE?
Sincerely, King Koopa
Dear pocahontas ,
No, I've never talked to a bobcat before... You might want to see a doctor about that one.
Sincerely, John smith
The document written by my professor and downloaded from Blackboard does not contain a virus. Please stop trying to tell me that it's unsafe.
Sincerely, annoyed student
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANS SHOUT ALL THE TIME,
WE DO NOT!
Sincerely, A GERMAN
Dear cousin with Down's syndrome...,
Please know that your smile and your laugh make my day, and your hugs are the best thing I've ever experienced. I love you!!!
Sincerely, your favorite cousin!!!
Dear College math teacher,
Understand that I've learned all the things that you've taught back in ninth grade. so dont freak out at me for simply trying to catch up on my other work in your class
Sincerely, A Disgruntled College Freshman
Dear woman next door who screams every night,
Please stop screaming, or atleast inform me if you're being abused or just having wild sex.
Sincerely, concerned and disturbed neighbor.
Dear Potty-Training Nephew,
If you have to go to the bathroom, please notify an adult... especially if you are going to be sitting on laps.
Sincerely, The Uncle Whose Pants You Also Peed...
You mean to tell me we've come up with nuclear bombs yet we can't find a way to get rid of the painfully awkward lag on news channels when going to someone "on the scene"?
Sincerely, it never fails to make me uncomfortable