What is love? Baby don't herd me.
Sincerely, don't herd me. No more.
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Sincerely, a woman crying alone with doritos
Dear "Wanna come bungy jumping?",
Dude, I came into this world because of broken rubber I'm not going out that way too.
Sorry you had to find me naked in the hallway conversing with our hatstand.
This is my brother. I don't believe you've met before.
Sincerely, he smells like a warthog's butt.
Dear girls who complain about their period on DBPB,
Two can play at this game.
Sincerely, guys who can tell you all about our awkwardly-timed boners.