Dear U by Kotex,
You're right. Now that all my pads and tampons come in highlighter colors I'm so excited to get my period!!!!
Sincerely, nope. still sucks.
Of course you can have my blessing for marrying Ginny, on one condition. First, you MUST tell me what the function of a rubber duck is. I've been dying to find out.
We like you for your brains. Not your bodies.
Dear guy at the gym,
Sincerely, my smile LITERALLY tripped you up.