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Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Dear Dumbledore,
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Dear eyes,
Cry me a river.
Dear self,
You're amazing in bed.
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Dear girls,
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Dear Hitler,
Grow a real man's mustache!
Dear movie,
I will allways be better.
Dear fake ALS supporters,
You are not a good person when you do the ice bucket challenge. You're just a cheap person who gives into peer pressure.
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Why do you name all your drugs like sci-fi villains?
Dear college loans,
I.O.U.
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