Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
I'm not like you, and that doesn't bother me. I'm not sorry about being an introvert.
Sincerely, it is just who I am.
Dear older brothers I no longer see,
Even though we always fight and argue and barely get along, Please know I love you, and I will miss you.
Sincerely, your little sister who is going into the Marines.
Can those of you who aren't sexist douschebags start wearing a sign or something?
Sincerely, a girl with a broken radar
We all hate the new commenting system, and we all think that Google+ is a failed attempt to challenge Facebook and Twitter. Please, just go back to the way it used to be.
Sincerely, Don't fix what ain't broke
Dear People in general,
I was raised to be polite. It's not flirting, it's making conversation. It's not being a germaphobe, it's covering my mouth because I doubt you want to see my uvula when I yawn. It's not babying, it's being sympathetic.
Sincerely, a polite teenager
Dear person who wants to know about gratitude to soldiers,
Please realize that even American is divided on that issue, our soldiers are no longer treated like they once were.
Sincerely, a worried American
Huge boobs aren't needed for a girl to have a nice body.
Sincerely, AA cup and rockin it.
Dear School Architects,
Please don't design the two buildings on campus to be exact replicas of each other, but then have the men's and women's bathrooms switch sides in the hallway.
Sincerely, I swear I did not walk in there on purpose
Please stop looking over my shoulder when im taking a test
Sincerely, a already stressed out student
Dear family curse,
My eldest aunt found a perfect boyfriend. Two years later she died of cancer. My youngest aunt found a perfect boyfriend. Nine months later she died of cancer. My mother found a perfect boyfriend years ago. Now she is recovering from cancer. The aunts are from my father's side.
Sincerely, this is why I'm staying single.
Dear "if you were that happy you wouldn't care what people think.",
I'm pretty sure people just don't like being insulted in general
Sincerely, common sense
Next time, please check what's going on before you call the cops. Yes, we talk loudly, sarcastically and harshly, but that's just our language. We're not beating each other up, promise!
Sincerely, the couple next door
Today, I looked in the mirror, and decided I was pretty.
Sincerely, and you know what? I was.