Dear Pandora,
I know I have been studying too long when you have asked, "Are you still listening?" 5 separate times.
Sincerely, Overworked student
Dear people who's ads are obviosly viruses,
Please check what operating system I use.
Sincerely, I use Mac not Windows
Dear Fat Amy,
Thank you for having lots of pride and no shame.
Sincerely, curvy girls of the world
Dear world,
SUDDEN REALISATION! In Harry Potter, Ron's house is called the Burrow because weasels live in burrows.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear hamsters,
Please quit having running competitions in your wheels at 4am.
Sincerely, I realize you're nocturnal, but COME ON!
Dear people who complain about periods,
I had to run 3.2 miles in the hail on my period with a sprained ankle
Sincerely, yeah I thought so.
Dear Financial Aid,
Please show up in my student account BEFORE tuition is due.
Sincerely, having a heart attack
Dear people who are against gay parents,
Last time I checked, Timone and Pumba did an excellent job raising me.
Sincerely, Simba
Dear people who insult gingers,
You just wish you were one of us.
Sincerely, Ginger and proud
Dear Dr Suess,
Please note that your books, your poetry, and your life meant a lot to us.
Sincerely, the world
Dear Siri,
Do you keep a record of all my questions? Because I ask some pretty dumb things.
Sincerely, where does ham come from?
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
Dear Cinderella,
If your shoe fits perfectly, then how come it falls off?
Sincerely, Confused...
Dear Grey's Anatomy writers,
You do realize that we laugh when we watch your show, right? And we have a drinking game base off it?
Sincerely, real surgeons with nothing better to do outside of the hospital.
Dear Chrome browser,
Please stop crashing whenever I try using you and go back to being the fastest, most reliable browser you used to be.
Sincerely, a reluctant Firefox-user
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