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Dear world,
Please stop judging me for having a housekeeper. My parents work long hours and can afford it, so why shouldn't they pay someone to clean for them? They're able to relax, and the housekeeper gets a well-paying job.
Dear Chickens of the world,
Please forgive me for eating your babies. I'm sorry! Would you rather have me eat you instead ... ?
Dear people questioning vegetarians motives,
Please know that many vegetarians have a multitude of reasons for their choice but to explain it all usually takes too long. Saying that it's because they don't like killing is oversimplifying the reasons..
Dear basketball teammates,
It doesn't matter if I have confidence in myself unless you have confidence in me. It takes you to give me the ball, and me to take the shot. I may not play much, but I'm still a player on this team too.
Dear acronyms,
Please tell me how it went from BRB to YOLOSOSMENOGIGYSAE
Dear squishy civilian,
When we tell you to leave, and you say "I'm not going to leave without you", you are not helping! We can fight much better when you are off somewhere safe, and not in the way.
Dear society,
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Dear people who own iproducts,
Never under appreciate a working home button
Dear people saying skinny is ugly,
Please remember, weight issues go both ways.
Dear douche bags who wear sweats to school and give me weird looks,
Wearing a bow tie to school isn't "gay" like you think. I just care about how I look.
Dear people who keep telling me it won't work out,
You don't know how much he's helped me through my life. You don't know how we talk for hours about the same thing. You don't know how we are when we're alone. You don't know anything.
Dear Cinderella,
If your glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
Dear Cats,
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Dear Life,
Please just give me a few more years of college. I thought I wanted out but now I'm freaking petrified.
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