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Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Dear Cinderella,
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Dear people who are panicking because they hae "flu-like symptoms",
You do not have ebola.
Dear George Michael,
Please understand we knew you were gay all along, love you this way, and don't want you to change. We only pretended you were het so our boring boyfriends would dance.
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Dear Antidepressants,
Please start working.
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.
Dear homework ,
Thanks to you I have cleaned my room done my laundry and walked my dog and did the dishes
Dear person who decided woman should shave their legs,,
Please tell me why this was necessary.
Dear Apple,
Please make iPhone chargers a few feet longer.
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Magic
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