Please stop judging me for having a housekeeper. My parents work long hours and can afford it, so why shouldn't they pay someone to clean for them? They're able to relax, and the housekeeper gets a well-paying job.
Sincerely, everybody wins
Dear Chickens of the world,
Please forgive me for eating your babies. I'm sorry! Would you rather have me eat you instead ... ?
Sincerely, but eggs are so YUMMY
Dear people questioning vegetarians motives,
Please know that many vegetarians have a multitude of reasons for their choice but to explain it all usually takes too long. Saying that it's because they don't like killing is oversimplifying the reasons..
Sincerely, My sister's a vegetarian and before she can explain it fully, people get bored.
Dear basketball teammates,
It doesn't matter if I have confidence in myself unless you have confidence in me. It takes you to give me the ball, and me to take the shot. I may not play much, but I'm still a player on this team too.
Sincerely, the bench warmer of our six-man team.
Please tell me how it went from BRB to YOLOSOSMENOGIGYSAE
Sincerely, how do people come up with these things??
Dear squishy civilian,
When we tell you to leave, and you say "I'm not going to leave without you", you are not helping! We can fight much better when you are off somewhere safe, and not in the way.
Sincerely, Heroes Everywhere
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Sincerely, il show you annoying, ill be a case of chronic stick in the ass
Dear people who own iproducts,
Never under appreciate a working home button
Sincerely, I can't leave any app without turning off my iPod.
Dear people saying skinny is ugly,
Please remember, weight issues go both ways.
Sincerely, couldn't gain weight if I tried.
Dear douche bags who wear sweats to school and give me weird looks,
Wearing a bow tie to school isn't "gay" like you think. I just care about how I look.
Sincerely, straight preppy guy with a girlfriend.
Dear people who keep telling me it won't work out,
You don't know how much he's helped me through my life. You don't know how we talk for hours about the same thing. You don't know how we are when we're alone. You don't know anything.
Sincerely, Get the facts before you crush a budding relationship.
If your glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Sincerely, The guy that cleans it up
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Sincerely, actually read Harry Potter