Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
Sincerely, the younger generation
Dear Fellow Uterus Owners,
Let's clarify once and for all: cramps, headaches, migraines, nausea, etc are very real physical symptoms. Nobody is denying this. "PMS Craziness" is, therefore, not just 'women are crazy amirite', it is a perfectly natural and logical reaction to having to deal with petty bullshit while in physical pain. The fact that this is being pointed out is in fact a good thing, as it stops people from thinking that we are actually mentally impaired simply because of our fertility cycle. That is a myth, and an offensive one. Shutting it down is a good thing.
Sincerely, can we stop arguing now?
Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Sincerely, Wendy and Bella
Dear "Islam preaches violence",
Please realize that a lot of holy/religious books mention violence but that they have to be read in context.
Sincerely, they also mention being kind to one another
I wear a size 13 in your store. Everywhere else, I'm a size 4.
Sincerely, if I'm a size 13, your 0s must be nonexistent.
Dear What Not To Wear,
I understand what you're trying to do, and what your theory is, but seeing people dress the way the do should radiate who they really are. If those people want help, they can ask for it. If their friends feel they need help, they should communicate to the one "bad-dresser", not put it on TV for everyone to see!
Sincerely, I understand what you tried to do, but seeing someone in fairy-wings might just brighten everyone's
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Sincerely, I just want to talk people through their problems. Must I do maths methods and science?!
Please stop looking at us with pity. It's just as insulting as curious looks at you.
The boy I have to kiss in drama class does NOT need to be the boy for whom I fall into a deep, dank, and uncontrollable love for.
Sincerely, the Girl With Too Many Feelings
Women and girls can wear whatever they want. It's their right. And as long as it is consensual, safe and no emotional damage is done, they can have as much sexual activity as they want. It doesn't affect you.
Sincerely, ever seen a guy get called a slut, regardless of dress or sexual activity?
Dear (current) math teacher,
Thank you so much for restoring my faith in math. You a a fun, relatable teacher who knows how to make a class laugh. You always have our papers graded the next day, which your students are very thankful for. You may not see it yet, but we all appreciate what you do as a teacher.
Sincerely, I wish more teachers were like you
Dear you're perfect when you're sober,
It is not all okay in the morning. You’re dating an alcoholic. Either get him to AA or dump him. What he is doing is emotional and verbal abuse and what you’re doing is enabling him. It’s bad for him and it’s bad for you. I’m sure you love him, but this is a really toxic situation that you are in, get outside help.
Sincerely, life is tough all over-someone with an alcoholic father
I'm trying my hardest to call you by your new name, and use the right pronouns. Give me some time please.
Sincerely, your friend that found out that you are transgendered just last week.
Dear one curious kid since five years old,
The "E" in "Chuck. E. Cheese" stands for Entertainment ^-^
Sincerely, teen girl who works there