Dear teens complaining about the 'younger generation',
Please realize that although they may be doing things that are too mature for their age, the biggest influence in their lives are YOU. Although you don't notice it, the preteens watch you swear, cover yourselves with makeup, and glue yourself to your cellphone, and eventually they come to the conclusion that these actions are right. YOU are the reason that the 'younger generation' is 'messed up', so please watch your own actions and check your surroundings before doing something stupid.
Sincerely, the offended yet mature preteens of the 'messed up generation
Dear NavyArmy and AirForce,
Marine Corps rules !!
Sincerely, USMC-Semper Fi
Dear 5 Seconds of Summer,
Please do a free show for your fans in Georgia.
Sincerely, fangirl who's too poor to buy tickets
Please do your research , I don't know what bible you are looking at but it says that Israel belongs to the Jews. palestine was created to erase traces of Judeah after the destruction of the second temple - nowhere is Israel referred to as palestine , Israel is the home of the Jews who were around much longer than any other civilization or religion
Sincerely, someone who knows the historic facts
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Sincerely, Just throwing it out there.
Please stop hurting. I said I could handle you hurting more than my nose running, but I can't anymore!
Sincerely, Tired of Being Sick
Dear 90s kids,
Please stop standing right outside the bathroom door when I'm occupying it. Theres a 1 inch gap between the floor and the door, making it very awkward
Sincerely, your roomate
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
Sincerely, renewed hope
Dear social media,
Thank you for creating somebodies out of nobodies.
Sincerely, just keepin' it real
Dear certain authors on here,
Y'all sound hella thirsty. Just go talk to the dude.
Sincerely, like, what if they don't even use this site..?
Dear "Real men like curves only dogs go for bones",
Can't we all just love our bodies the way that they are, and not diminish each other? This is just as bad as calling obese girls "fat"
Dear Person who suggested soldiers wear capes,
Sincerely, Edna Mode
When you don't call pluto a planet because it is to small, it is like not calling a midget a person because of the same reason.
Sincerely, I want my childhood planet back.