I've told you this before and I'll tell you again: I do not suffer from multiple personalities!
Sincerely, and hey, neither do I!
Dear Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear,
Please realize that not all women want to dress "feminine" and "sexy." Seriously, that's all you ever really tell them.
Sincerely, annoyed watcher
Dear witty comeback,
Next time I need you, come at the right time. Not three years later.
Sincerely, I could've used you!
Please stop trying to eat all my popcorn. I like it too.
Sincerely, 36 C
Please stop giving my brother credit for 'all the studying he does at school' while 'I'm doing nothing all day'. He is actually out partying and drinking with his friends.
Sincerely, your overworked daughter
We're all just stories in the end.
Sincerely, make it a good one.
Please explain how you always seem to end up curled up next to me in bed without my noticing how you got here
Sincerely, your very confused owner
Please remember that no matter what you look like, there's going to be someone out there that'll find you attractive.
Sincerely, people are into some pretty weird things
Dear girl wearing a hot pink sports bra under a white shirt in my Chemistry class,
You can wear whatever you want but please don't be surprised when someone comments on the color of your bra. If you didn't want people to notice your bra then don't be so obvious
Sincerely, think about it
Dear "Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tank tops all the time",
I happen to be a tomboy who loves wearing short shorts and is extremely fond of her tank tops. Doesn't make me any less of one.
Sincerely, so what?
Dear Mascara and Eyeliner,
I have used at least four makeup remover pads and you are still plastered to my face. If I was crying you would have been off hours ago.
Sincerely, frustrated teenage girl
Why is it either don't eat and be skinny or eat and be fat?
Sincerely, Whatever happened to eat what you want and exercise?
I am sure I will find the humor in this prank after I change my pants. Thanks for scaring me to death at 2 a.m.
Sincerely, NOT BLINKING! Call the Doctor and Clara.
Dear everyone who thinks only blacks get into colleges for free,
Please stop. I AM black and have a 4.0 average but wasn't accepted, yet the 2.0 average indian girl gets in.
Sincerely, in the same boat