Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
Dear "gay people will ruin the sanctity of marriage",
If you need to compare your marriage to those of others for it to have meaning, then you are the one with a weak marriage.
Sincerely, the sanctity of your marriage relies on you and your partner, not on other people.
If I can walk into the first day of a course, take the book, never attend a day save the midterm and the final, and still ace both tests leaving me with an A+, there's something wrong.
Sincerely, Why am I paying thousands of dollars for a talking textbook that only functions in 45 minute interva
Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Sincerely, we're not all British
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Sincerely, no one wants rabies in their clothing
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Sincerely, a heterosexual semi-Christian
Dear people who are panicking because they hae "flu-like symptoms",
You do not have ebola.
Sincerely, you have the flu
Dear George Michael,
Please understand we knew you were gay all along, love you this way, and don't want you to change. We only pretended you were het so our boring boyfriends would dance.
Sincerely, 80s Party Girls
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Sincerely, how did you find me?
Please start working.
Sincerely, Need some fucking help here
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.