Dear leg hair,
Please stop immediatly gowing a second after we shave you.
Sincerely, all girls.
Dear teenage girls,
Excessive amounts of overwhelming, flowery perfume smell JUST AS BAD as overwhelming, sweaty B.O.
Sincerely, you may like it, but it gives others headaches
Dear middle schoolers I heard talking the other day,
What?!?! Youre bragging about seeing your girlfriends boobs? You need to learn a lesson from The Beatles
Sincerely, "I want to hold your hand"
I love how you are so happy about becoming a dad, despite you being only 19. I love how it motivates you to work very hard for your degree, and don't let anyone tell you that your child has no future just because you became a parent so young. You'll make a great dad, despite everything you've ever been trough and even despite your mild autism.
Sincerely, your classmate who believes in you!
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Sincerely, but its 7 am I haven't eaten, deal with it!
Please Please try to understand that you left me, and this "player" I'm seeing has shown me more respect and devotion you ever did.
Sincerely, I like him more and more
Dear guy I met on the internet,
Please don't be a creeper. But even if you are, at least it was fun talking to you.
Sincerely, girl being honest online for once.
Dear best friend,
You've been my best friend since 5th grade, and you've never shown any interest in boys. Does that mean there's hope for me?
Sincerely, in love with you
Dear unwanted leg hair,
Please stop trying to grow on us. There are lots of men out there who would love to have better beards, why don't you go grow on them!
Sincerely, many females
Please forgive me for being such a selfish, spoiled brat. I would do anything to go back in time and show you how amazing you were before I lost the chance to. I think about you every day and want to be a better person for you.
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear People who get upset when asked for ID when using checks,
We ask for your ID because IT'S THE LAW. You're not that special.
Sincerely, A Cashier.
Dear everyone at my school,
Please stop judging me for what I look like and things I've done in the past. I want to be different but you're all pushing me down so much that I can't.
Sincerely, the girl who just wants to be friends.
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear mom and dad who say they don't like my older boyfriend,
Please stop treating him like a creep. He treats me better than ALL of my exes and actually cares about me.
Sincerely, your daughter who's tired of the judgement
Dear baby stuff marketers,
For many generations, babies were swaddled in regular cloth, slept in baskets/cradles/parents' beds, ate mashed-up whatever their parents ate, bathed in washtubs/the sink, were transported tied on their mothers' backs, and learned from INTERACTING with family and exploring their environment (not a screen!). Other than a new car seat...why do I NEED all your latest and greatest specialised gear?
Sincerely, Overwhelmed new mom