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Dear everyone,
If you are afraid to say something on the Internet because you fear your government, you may need a new government.
Dear overreacting "friend",
Please stop freaking out every time any of joke around with you, in case you haven't noticed that is how we are all treating each other. You told us you wanted to be just like us...
Dear guy who works at Trader Joes,
You totally made my day when you had a box on your head and a light saber in your back pocket. You're awesome
Dear Mom,
Thank you for getting me the rubber ducky for my birthday.
Dear world,
"Feminists" want women to have equal rights to men. Equal. It's "misandrists" who are crazy men-haters and want female supremacy.
Dear makers of "Quest for Camelot",
How does the stone heal King Arthur's arm and separate conjoined dragons, but fail to restore Garrett's sight?
Dear everyone who says their vote doesn't count,
In Baltimore's County Executive primary, a candidate won by only 20 votes. If 21 people would have voted for the other candidate, he would have lost. Think about that.
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Dear cat,
Please don't bang on the door to be let in at midnight when I'm all alone in the house
Dear people who invented energy drinks,
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Dear Boobs,
You might be fun to play with, and good for babies. But when you are start hurting for no reason, I don't like you.
Dear teachers,
If I used your handwriting to take your tests, you'd fail me.
Dear Feminist,
If bosses should stay out a women's body, why must they subsidize the birth control?
Dear World,
Please understand that it's not just McDonalds that should be blamed for the childhood obesity epidemic. There are other fastfood cooperations and they aren't even the biggest problem. Sugar drinks and the habits provided by the parents should be blamed.
Dear period,
Not sure if it's hunger pains or just cramps...
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