Dear homosexual couples,
Please understand that we don't hate you, but the act of homosexuality is on the same level as incest to us. Our God hates this sin too. In fact, he destroyed the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because of it. But we're all sinners and want to be destroyed like Sodom and Gomorrah. And because God did not want to destroy us all, he sent down his son to take our sins upon himself. So if we don't want to end up like Sodomites, then we can accept the fact that Jesus took the punishment for our wrongs but we have to turn away from the things that displease God. And although we won't always resist our temptations and cravings for these things, we still believe that these desires do not control us anymore because Jesus is our new master. So when you hear people say that homosexuality is a sin, that's most likely what they mean.
Sincerely, a Christian who simply believes.
Dear Husband,
Please realize that when I say things like "you've changed" it means that I didn't think I was marrying someone whose idea of a fun Friday night was hanging out in front of the TV and putting on sweat pants the second they got home from work.
Sincerely, Thinking about having an affair
Dear girls who think size doesn't matter,
*cough*virgin*cough*
Sincerely, who are you kidding?
Dear Libya,
Please stop your little uprising/temper-tantrum thing. Nobody can afford $4.50 a gallon.
Sincerely, I like my SUV.
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear people from my high school graduating class,
It's perfectly fine for you to all go and get married and have kids before you turn 25. But please stop inviting me to your weddings & baby showers. I'm too busy actually living my life.
Sincerely, marriage is for quitters.
Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
Dear Women,
You tell us WE need to text first, WE need to pay for food, WE need to ask you out. But we ask you for ONE sammich and what do we get? A slap to the face.
Sincerely, Men
Dear girlfriend,
Are you being followed?
Sincerely, I've been seeing people behind your back......
Dear Mom,
Please don't ground me when I tell you my 20-year-old-bf from Ohio who I've been dating over the internet is coming over for my 18th birthday. P.S I want him to sleep in my room
Sincerely, hopelessly-in-love-Daughter
Dear Women,
Those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.
Sincerely, Men
Dear people with one leg,
We are now hiring!
Sincerely, IHOP
Dear nerds,
No, not all of us "popular" kids end up flipping burgers.
Sincerely, CEO of a company AND had fun in high school.
Dear women,
Orgasms? Shoot... we can fake entire relationships!
Sincerely, men
Dear people mad at Arizona,
Please explain what all the fuss is about...
Sincerely, a pretty white girl.
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