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Dear girlfriend,
Wanna see a magic trick?
Dear Husband,
Please realize that when I say things like "you've changed" it means that I didn't think I was marrying someone whose idea of a fun Friday night was hanging out in front of the TV and putting on sweat pants the second they got home from work.
Dear girls who think size doesn't matter,
*cough*virgin*cough*
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Dear Libya,
Please stop your little uprising/temper-tantrum thing. Nobody can afford $4.50 a gallon.
Dear people from my high school graduating class,
It's perfectly fine for you to all go and get married and have kids before you turn 25. But please stop inviting me to your weddings & baby showers. I'm too busy actually living my life.
Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Dear Women,
You tell us WE need to text first, WE need to pay for food, WE need to ask you out. But we ask you for ONE sammich and what do we get? A slap to the face.
Dear girlfriend,
Are you being followed?
Dear Mom,
Please don't ground me when I tell you my 20-year-old-bf from Ohio who I've been dating over the internet is coming over for my 18th birthday. P.S I want him to sleep in my room
Dear Women,
Those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.
Dear people with one leg,
We are now hiring!
Dear nerds,
No, not all of us "popular" kids end up flipping burgers.
Dear women,
Orgasms? Shoot... we can fake entire relationships!
Dear people mad at Arizona,
Please explain what all the fuss is about...
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