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Dear Clothing Stores,
Do us all a favor and hide the skinny jeans in sizes 12 and up.
Dear JFK,
We suggest a car with a roof next time.
Dear Asians,
Do you see in widescreen?
Dear people who were c-section babies,
Technically, you weren't born, you were removed... like a tumor.
Dear girls,
Did you know they called it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken?
Dear Michael Jackson,
You really should have became a Catholic Priest... The pay isn't great, but the benefits...
Dear Little Girls,
I'm just preparing you for real life.
Dear judgamental people,
I drink, smoke, do drugs, love partying and have sex with boys. I'm also 19, in my third year at Yale, have never been pregnant, never had a car accident, read a 1000 books and have an IQ of 139.
Dear cute barista at Starbucks,
I flirt with you because I'm broke and I want a free drink... Not because you're cute.
Dear Canadians,
Did you just insult our health care benefits? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over our FLAG on the MOON.
Dear Americans,
I know I screwed everything up, but thanks for blaming it on the black guy.
Dear Bulimics,
See you later!
Dear God,
Thank you for giving us the ablity to pee standing up. P.S. We also appreciate not having to give birth.
Dear women,
I know your eyes are up there... I wasn't looking at your eyes.
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Dear America,
Miss me yet?
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