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Dear blind guy walking with the cane outside my window,
Please keep the tapping noise to a minimum... HEY! WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
Dear kid that wants to be Harry Potter,
I just killed your parents, you're welcome!
Dear Mom,
Im 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
Dear Japan,
Being underwater isn't all bad...
Dear the fat girl in our group of friends,
We love you, but please stop calling yourself fat in front of us. It's not our fault, and it just makes things really awkward.
Dear gay midgets,
Do you come out of the cupboard?
Dear men,
You have to ask us out, you have to pay for the date, you have to call first, you have to buy the ring, you have to propose, and you have to put up with PMS.
Dear Monster,
Please don't come out of the closet.
Dear Biggest Loser,
Thank you for making me feel skinny.
Dear Haiti,
Is it too soon to ask what's shakin'?
Dear girls,
We only hold the door to check out your butts.
Dear Steve Jobs,
So, I guess an Apple a day didn't keep the doctor away?
Dear Liberal Arts Majors,
I'd like a Venti latte with no foam.
Dear Sobbing Roomate,
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up...
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