Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
Sincerely, your annoyed daughter
Dear Psychology majors,
If you want to know about the brain, study Neuroscience.
Sincerely, someone who is actually studying science
Dear door-to-door religious converters,
Please realize that you are wasting your time trying to "sell" your religion to those who are well-educated. A better use of your time may be to start studying about science and evolution.
Sincerely, a well-informed atheist
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Sincerely, someone who met their love at church
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
Dear Girls on dating sites,
Just because you put "Body Type: Curvy" in your profile, doesn't mean I can't tell that you're fat.
Sincerely, Guys on dating sites
Dear Sophia Vergara,
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Sincerely, I need a tissue.
Dear Taylor Swift,
With that kind of dating history, have you ever thought that the problem might lie within you?
Sincerely, a good girlfriend
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Sincerely, someone who is tired of white-washed, male dominant media
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Sincerely, an atheist