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Dear Trump Haters,
Please Educate yourselves and don't listen to everything the liberal media spoon feeds you.
Dear America,
Please vote for Donald Trump.
Dear Trump Haters,
Please Your comments just prove the point
Dear Gamer girls,
Please Imagine you're in a supermarket, and a guy walks up to you and says, "Hi, I'm a guy who can cook!", then goes on to brag about how he can make mac & cheese, instant noodles, and microwave pies.
Dear homosexuals,
Yes, I believe homosexual behaviour is a sin. I also think premarital sex, gambling, envy, dishonoring your parents, and taking the Lord's name in vain are sins. My views on this are not going to change just to suit your lifestyle.
Dear male teacher,
due to your masculinity, correcting me in front of the class is violence. I am a womyn. Sure, I may have told the class the wrong answer to question, but like my feelings water.
Dear girls,
Please stop complaining about how bad your periods are. At one point or another you're going to have to accept the fact that this is going to happen for 30 to 40 more years. Get over it.
Dear Parents,
Please let me live my life. I don't need a curfew and am too broke to move out.
Dear 18 year olds wanting the drinking age lowered,
It's 21 for your own good - your brain stops developing around then, so when you start legally drinking the alcohol won't damage your brain's development.
Dear neighbor dog,
Please stop barking at 3 A.M. It has been 12 years and you have not shut up yet. Please die already.
Dear Capitalists,
Please realise your system is utterly corrupt, life is being segregated into classes and children are being worked as slaves in third world nations.
Dear Innocent Friend,
Please stay innocent. It's funny when you can't understand our jokes.
Dear guy friend,
Remember when I said I wasn't looking for a relationship?
Dear psychologist,
I don't have several personality disorders, I don't suffer from extreme delusions and I'm not paranoid. I'm just screwing with your head, and THAT, my dear Watson, is my actual problem.
Dear teenage mother,
You're trying on pink and zebra striped hooker heels while ignoring your baby is in his stroller crying for his mommy... You should be worried about him, not how sexy your shoes look.
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