Dear people practicing abstinence,
Have fun with that
Sincerely, the guy your girl is cheating with because you won't give her any
Dear Americans on Welfare,
Please grow up, get a job, and pay for your own dang contraceptions.
Sincerely, a hard working American
Dear gay rights activists,
Please stop with your propaganda. Yes, we've heard you LOUD and CLEAR. Tell me this, why is it ok for you to bully me about my sexual orientation? Why is ok for you to call me names and tell me I'm a horrible person because your orientation goes against my religious beliefs? I'm not mean or rude to you, I just don't agree with your choices, but I do respect you as a person. It would be nice if you'd return the favor. We have bigger issues in our country than who you decide to spend life with.
Sincerely, respect is a two-way street
Is abstinence really that difficult?
Sincerely, a 8th grade Christian who plans on staying a virgin until she is married.
Why do we cry about animals getting abused, and not HUMAN BABIES BEING MURDERED!?!?!?!
Sincerely, tired of this crap
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
Dear White People,
Please stop feeling bad for yourself, it's getting pathetic.
Sincerely, a Native American
Dear "I'll be your boss",
What was your ACT score? 32? That's cute
Sincerely, Quarterback/3 sport athlete with a 34 and a full ride
Dear Guy I wished I never bullied,
Please stop pointing out situations that you find familiar. It hurts me to think that I upset you so much.
Sincerely, Girl who is filled with remorse.
Dear fake star wars fans,
the quote isn't "Luke, I am your father"
Sincerely, but nice try
Dear people staring at me because I wouldn't give up my seat,
I just worked a 12 hour shift with a 30min break, the old lady probably went shopping for an hour.
Sincerely, really tired and just wanna sit down.
Please continue to be darling gourgeous, wicked smart, and basically the best person ever. People fall in love with you/me just from our flirtatous winks.
Sincerely, irrestiable ;)
Dear person who said that America has the highest obesity rate in the world,
Please stop saying stuff like that and not judge us by our country! You don't hear me making jokes about your country!
Sincerely, Every and All Americans
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Sincerely, Your Atheist daughter
Dear 90's kids,
Just because your childhood didn't have what is around today doesn't mean we can't enjoy the technology. Why do they invent it if we can't play on it? So I'll go out when I want to and I'll stay on when I want to.
Sincerely, leave the 21st century kids alone!