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Dear girls,
Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. You'll get attention, but mostly from pigs.
Dear world,
Do you ever notice how bra sizes and grades seem to match up?
Dear guys whose girlfriends are models,
Please make her a sammich.
Dear customer who is buying a package of condoms and a pregnancy test,
Yes I am judging you.
Dear high school girls,
When I see lingerie at Victoria's Secret that looks exactly like your homecoming dress, there's a problem.
Dear "Would you like a table ma'am?",
No I came to this 5 star restaurant to eat on the floor!
Dear scholarship committee,
No, really, look around. I am a minority.
Dear School Zones,
Please increase your speed limit. I've heard of more kids being abducted than hit by cars near schools. The last thing need is an increased amount of time to scope out the area.
Dear girls that complain about guys only caring about looks,
Would you date a guy with moobs?
Dear health teacher,
How does it feel to know that the kids in your class know more about having sex, Illegal drugs and alcohol than you do?
Dear college,
My parents are still married. Does that make me a minority?
Dear "friends",
Are you done being mad at me yet? I did the right thing...
Dear manly men who aren't afraid of anything,
Tampons.
Dear teachers during fire drills,
I'm pretty sure if there was a real fire I wouldn't be silent or walking slowly in a single file line.
Dear hot girl in my calculas class,
I wish I were your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
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