Dear Obama Voters,
Please Die and take your traitorous leaded with you
Sincerely, The Constitution
Dear cigarette companies,
Please create cigarettes that kill people faster
Sincerely, a nonsmoker who is tired of people smoking right next to her
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Sincerely, Third Law of Emotion
Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Sincerely, Oh, so you aren't an English major? Oops
Dear Comrade Obama,
This is a capitalist society, not a communist dictatorship.
Sincerely, The Ghost of Reagan
Dear girl who is my friend,
Do I need to be a worse friend in order for you to become my girlfriend or what?
Sincerely, friend zoned and confused
Please stop blaming society for your problems. The anorexia, the cutting, the bulimia, the depression, what have you. It's not our fault. It's not my fault you're anorexic, and I'm a part of society. If you want to blame someone, blame the media. Do NOT blame people like me who have nothing to do with your self-inflicted damage.
Sincerely, a girl who is part of a society that's taking the blame for something they didn't do.
If bosses should stay out a women's body, why must they subsidize the birth control?
Sincerely, A curious anon
Dear people who strive to be popular,
Trust me, it's not as fun as it looks.
Sincerely, a stressed out popular girl.
Dear English speakers everywhere,,
Theatre is the art of making a show or a theatrical piece. Theater is the building we do it in.
Sincerely, why can't the English learn to speak?
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Sincerely, Always wondering father
Dear people who complain about their race being discriminated against in any situation,
I'm sorry you feel bad, but EVERYONE is discriminated against by someone. We all hate it.
Sincerely, so stfu.
Dear "friend" ,
You dated 6 guys in the last 2 years. You're a freshman. And you aren't allowed to date.
Sincerely, stop acting like you're innocent
Dear Overwieght Person on the Bus,
Please don't sit on me. Yes, that seat next to me is available, but, no, you will not fit in it.
Sincerely, My Leg is Trapped Under Your Enormous Thigh
Dear Mother in FredMeyer,
When your toddler ran off in excitement and you ran after him, I was sincerely worried you'd spank him once you caught up with him. You didn't, you simply took his hand and walked back to your cart with him. You restored my faith in today's parents.
Sincerely, The girl who believes strongly in peaceful parenting