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Dear people who think only white people are racist,
There's a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, "I love being black!" if there was an "I love being white!" one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don't see any scholarships for being white. It's not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it's perfectly acceptable to call a white person a "cracker."
Dear Vice Principal with a lisp,
FYI, none of your students take you seriously.
Dear nerd bride and groom,
And THAT'S why I shoved you into the same locker...
Dear people wearing turbans,
If I look at you strangely, I promise that it's not because I think that you're a terrorist. I'm just trying to figure out if Voldemort is hiding under that turban.
Dear crush's boyfriend,
When I said "Nice to meet you" I meant "Prepare to die in your sleep."
Dear black people who say "it's because I'm black isn't it?",
I'm going to start saying "it's because I'm white isn't it?" and see how annoying and stupid you think it sounds.
Dear women's rights group at my high school,
A bake sale to raise funds?
Dear natzi feminist teacher,
How did she get an A, and I only got a C...?
Dear Karma,
I bought a Michael Jackson album, he died. I watched the Dark Knight, the Joker died. I bought an iPad, and Steve Jobs died...
Dear people who complain about boyfriends being "sexist",
He pays for movies, dinner, presents, gas, holds me when I'm cold, makes the first move, gives into my smile, holds the door for me, and calls me beautiful DAILY.
Dear art teacher,
Yes I did draw a picture. Of what you say? Well of a cow eating grass of course. Where's the grass? Uhm duh, the cow ate it all. Where's the cow? He left to go find some more grass.
Dear Asians,
Please stop getting offended when I don't know what nationality you are.
Dear stupid people in my physics class,
Please keep getting really low grades on tests, forcing the teacher to curve the grades
Dear girls who dress like it's Summer in the Winter,
HA!
Dear 11 year old,
Really? Your weekend plans are to get your eyebrows waxed, buy makeup and text your boyfriend?
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