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Dear universe,
Why is it all the sluts and crack whores can get pregnant, but I can't?
Dear judgamental people,
I drink, smoke, do drugs, love partying and have sex with boys. I'm also 19, in my third year at Yale, have never been pregnant, never had a car accident, read a 1000 books and have an IQ of 139.
Dear boys,
I understand that there are many fish in the sea, but I don't understand why you choose the slutty blowfish over me.
Dear World,
You love your mom even when she's being over protective. You love your dad even when he's disappointed in you. You love your siblings even when they pick on you. When you stood up in front of your family and friends vowing eternal love, your fiance became your family too.
Dear people who say skin color doesn't matter anymore,
Than why do people get into college free based solely on their skin color? Or make a big deal when a person of different skin color becomes president?
Dear African Americans,
Please know that although half of my race kept you as slaves, the other half laid down there lives so you could have freedom.
Dear coworker who looked at me in disgust when I announced my engagement,
So it's okay to be 21 and have three half Mexican kids who don't know their father but I can't be 19, a virgin, and planning to marry the guy I've been dating for four years?
Dear ugly guy from 10 years ago,
DAMN!
Dear slutty girls,
I have the exact same underwear!
Dear kids of the 21st century,
Today, I, along with my other 17 year old friends played on a slip 'n slide, played extreme duck duck goose and went through the McDonalds drive through in a shopping cart.
Dear hateful Americans,
If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
Dear lazy people,
Yes, I am a white girl with a nice car and phone. No, daddy isn't paying for them.
Dear Mom,
"I'm bored" is not synonymous with "What chores need to be done?"
Dear Algebra teacher,
I have a better idea! How about we watch Inception instead?
Dear "all white people are racist",
You do realize the irony of the statement, right?
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