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Dear Obama Voters,
Please Die and take your traitorous leaded with you
Dear cigarette companies,
Please create cigarettes that kill people faster
Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Dear Newton,
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Dear girl who is my friend,
Do I need to be a worse friend in order for you to become my girlfriend or what?
Dear world,
Please stop blaming society for your problems. The anorexia, the cutting, the bulimia, the depression, what have you. It's not our fault. It's not my fault you're anorexic, and I'm a part of society. If you want to blame someone, blame the media. Do NOT blame people like me who have nothing to do with your self-inflicted damage.
Dear everyone,
Since white people aren't allowed to have opinions regarding POC and men aren't allowed to have opinions regarding women, people who know nothing about guns shouldn't be allowed to have opinions regarding guns. And, like men shouldn't be allowed to pass laws regarding women's issues, people who know nothing about guns shouldn't be allowed to pass laws regarding guns. It's only fair.
Dear Comrade Obama,
This is a capitalist society, not a communist dictatorship.
Dear Feminist,
If bosses should stay out a women's body, why must they subsidize the birth control?
Dear people who strive to be popular,
Trust me, it's not as fun as it looks.
Dear English speakers everywhere,,
Theatre is the art of making a show or a theatrical piece. Theater is the building we do it in.
Dear people who complain about their race being discriminated against in any situation,
I'm sorry you feel bad, but EVERYONE is discriminated against by someone. We all hate it.
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Dear "friend" ,
You dated 6 guys in the last 2 years. You're a freshman. And you aren't allowed to date.
Dear overly sensitive girls,
We don't break up with you because you ARE fat, we break up with you because we get tired of you THINKING you're fat and complaining all the time.
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