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Dear hypocrite girl at my school,
Please don't wear a purity ring when your shorts could pass for underwear.
Dear girl with ridiculously short uniform,
Twinkle twinkle little slut, no one wants to see your butt.
Dear society,
Why is it that high school mothers and illegal aliens can go to college for free but the rest of us have to be in debt for years?
Dear teenagers,
Blah blah blah, angst, my life sucks. Blah blah, angst, blah, I hate my parents. Blah blah, boyfriend/girlfriend, blah blah, money, blah blah, FML, blah, music, angst.
Dear boys,
It's not that we don't trust you. We just don't trust the sluts you hang out with.
Dear teenage girls,
Beyonce dated first, got married, and THEN got pregnant.
Dear infertile women,
Please stop wasting money and resources trying to get pregnant. I'm already here and need a home.
Dear girl complaining on my facebook about how hard it is being a teen mom,
Solution: Don't get pregnant.
Dear Lady Gaga,
Was it awkward accepting 'best female video' dressed as a man?
Dear adults complaining about a 40 hour work week,
Please I go to school 40 hours a week AND work 30. I think I've got you beat.
Dear Angelina Jolie ,
You know you don't have to get a new kid as a souvenir every time you go on vacation, right?
Dear Taylor Swift,
What are you going to sing about once you get married? How he leaves the toilet seat up all the time?
Dear Beyonce,
Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies.
Dear people who think I'm not cool because I don't want tattoos,
You don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari...
Dear world,
No, I am not going to shove my religion down your throat. I'm not going to ask for your money. I support your gay marriage and I love my muslim neighbours. I would like the same judge free accpetance, please.
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