Please remember that while you are bloated, cramping, and aching all over, we are scared, confused, and running out of places to hide.
Sincerely, Every Husband Who Ever Lived to Talk About It
Why is it okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, but not for Rachel Dolezal to identify as black?
Dear Analog Clock,
Y U SO HARD TO READ?!
Sincerely, Please get me a digital clock mom...
Dear scholarships only for minorities,
Imagine the uproar if there was a scholarship only for white people.
Sincerely, look up the word "equality" please!
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Sincerely, your Christian coworker who is willing to live and let live.
You're in an ice cream shop. OF COURSE YOU WANT ICE CREAM. Next time you tell me you want ice cream. I will give you a tiny scoop of avacodo ice cream in a napkin.
Sincerely, the annoyed employee
If you want YouTube to be a social media site, allow and encourage discussion. Don't make it so easy for people to block entire comments sections because 'they don't want people to disagree with them'. Just like a public Facebook post allows everyone to post their own opinion, unless personally blocked for harrassment. Instead, allow people to challenge the "no comments" selection. They posted on a public forum, so lets keep it public and allow people to respond.
Sincerely, heard of free speech?
Dear Disnsy love story enthusiasts,
If you think Ariel was a great love story you need to watch something with a real tear jerking love story...like jack and the cuckoo clock heart. Surprisingly a animation.
Sincerely, A REAL love story enthusiast
Dear White teenage girls,
Please Stop wearing expensive rubber boots. Then refusing to step in puddles. C'mon you're fricken wearing river boots just do it!!
Dear people who celebrate opposite day,
If everything is opposite, shouldn't you be floating?
Sincerely, that's the opposite of being pulled down by gravity.
Dear college professors,
Please think before assigning your senior level class a 7 page paper that is due 2 weeks before we graduate. We really don't care any more.
Sincerely, I have senioritis so have fun reading my shitty paper.
Dear modern rock bands,
Thanks for reminding me that real rock didn't die in the 80s and come back as the popular emo trash that's all over Tumblr.
Sincerely, an appreciative rocker
Please realize stereotypes are there for a reason
Sincerely, I have a crazy Jewish grandmother
Dear younger students stressed about exams,
Please enjoy these years, exams really don't matter! Now excuse me while I go and stress about A Levels
Sincerely, a sixth former who wants to help