Dear adults complaining about the music today,
if your talking about the early 2000s then i agree, but now music has gotten so much better so just stop
Sincerely, an annoyed teenager
Dear Steak marinated in red wine sauce next to the grill...,
My hipster girlfriend thinks I'm a vegetarian, but you know our little secret don't you? ahahahaahahaha
Sincerely, Hungry Carnivore
Where do you stand on sex-selective abortions?
Sincerely, just wondering.
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
Sincerely, a Harry Potter fan that's frustrated with all these girls thinking it came from Katniss
Dear people who say my beliefs contradict each other,
No, they don't. Feminism stands for equal rights for ALL people. That, to me, includes the unborn.
Sincerely, a feminist pro-lifer.
Dear science teacher,
No you don't understand I literally could not do my homework. As soon as I started doing my homework I had a panic attack and really needed to settle down.
Sincerely, I don't think I should get an F on this assignment
Please don't look at me like I'm crazy
Sincerely, public twerker
Dear "Everyone's entitled to an opinion",
If their opinion disrespects my existence, then no, I won't respect their opinion. If you want to deny me the right to have an abortion or to live out my love for another woman, DON'T FREAKIN' TALK TO ME.
Sincerely, sorry, just not how the world works.
Dear people who think you're stupid or dumb,
You're not dumb. You're average. It could be worse.
Sincerely, clever and alone
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Sincerely, a student.
Dear My best guy friend I have a crush on,
I know you don't have a clue I like you more than a friend. But when you ask me to text something sweet to your girlfriend cause you think you'll say something stupid, look into my eyes and see how much it hurts.
Sincerely, it's very sweet to think about her, but I love you too.
Dear professors threatening to strike,
Please don't strike. I pay so much for this school that you have no right to be threatening to screw with my education. Go find another job if you don't like your pay, don't throw off thousands of students graduation track.
Sincerely, Broke student that just wants to graduate on time
Dear person who thinks weed doesn't kill anything,
It kills relationships. It kills goals. It kills the desire for anything but weed.
Sincerely, not worth it.
Dear school board,
Although I realize since this is a school matter, you have the final decision, but maybe you should listen to us. A boy who identifies himself as a female wishes to use the girls bathroom and you have to either accept or decline. In my opinion, if anyone should be deciding this, it should be the parents and the girls who actually USE the bathroom.
Sincerely, it's not like you'll be seeing him every day in the bathroom.