Dear Trump Haters,
Please Educate yourselves and don't listen to everything the liberal media spoon feeds you.
Sincerely, You're what is wrong with this country
Please vote for Donald Trump.
Sincerely, he's the only one who can make America great again.
Dear Trump Haters,
Please Your comments just prove the point
Sincerely, It's amazing Natural Selection hasn't taken you by now
Dear Gamer girls,
Please Imagine you're in a supermarket, and a guy walks up to you and says, "Hi, I'm a guy who can cook!", then goes on to brag about how he can make mac & cheese, instant noodles, and microwave pies.
Sincerely, That's what you sound like.
Dear male teacher,
due to your masculinity, correcting me in front of the class is violence. I am a womyn. Sure, I may have told the class the wrong answer to question, but like my feelings water.
Sincerely, either have a womyn correct me or correct me after class
Please stop complaining about how bad your periods are. At one point or another you're going to have to accept the fact that this is going to happen for 30 to 40 more years. Get over it.
Sincerely, a girl who takes her advil and shuts up about it.
Dear neighbor dog,
Please stop barking at 3 A.M. It has been 12 years and you have not shut up yet. Please die already.
Sincerely, the sleep deprived neighbor 2 doors down
Dear 18 year olds wanting the drinking age lowered,
It's 21 for your own good - your brain stops developing around then, so when you start legally drinking the alcohol won't damage your brain's development.
Sincerely, didn't you get an education???
Please realise your system is utterly corrupt, life is being segregated into classes and children are being worked as slaves in third world nations.
Sincerely, that Marxist from before.
Dear (some) black people,
It really isn't the white people's fault; try working hard.
Sincerely, a self made black person
Dear government taxes,
What's the point in getting a higher paid job when you will just take over 30% of my increase?
Sincerely, An angry girl with too much taken out of her paycheck.
Dear guy friend,
Remember when I said I wasn't looking for a relationship?
Sincerely, I lied
Dear Bronys that go see my Mom for their doctor,
Please stop going to her, she comes home everyday very confused about humanity.
Sincerely, her 16 year old daughter that has to explain everything to her
I don't have several personality disorders, I don't suffer from extreme delusions and I'm not paranoid. I'm just screwing with your head, and THAT, my dear Watson, is my actual problem.
Sincerely, a pathological liar
Dear teenage mother,
You're trying on pink and zebra striped hooker heels while ignoring your baby is in his stroller crying for his mommy... You should be worried about him, not how sexy your shoes look.
Sincerely, fellow teen with common sense