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Dear men,
Girls (Gurls) - n. A highly sensitive animal that when scared will attempt to yell and scream to defend itself. It always seems to travel in a pack, and has mood swings approximately every 17 seconds.
Dear guys with hairy chests,
Go ahead and take v-necks out of your wardrobe.
Dear fire drills,
I am sixteen. I drive to school in my own car, I carry around my backpack because it has my iPod and phone in it. No I will not drop everything and stand in a parking lot waiting for the fire department. I will grab my bag, get in my car and leave.
Dear people who take the elevator down one floor,
Yes, I'm judging you...
Dear "I'm tired of being pregnant",
Maybe you shouldn't have had sex and gotten pregnant at 15?
Dear Boys wearing skinny jeans,
Please, stop.
Dear gay community,
Please warn us that you are gay BEFORE we fall in love with you. Being smart, funny, nice, attractive, and a Thespian means that we are bound to love you.
Dear boy who just broke up with my best friend,
You were peer pressured into dumping her, I was peer pressured into beating you up.
Dear boys,
You were put in the friend zone because you made no indication you wanted to be anything more. Try harder.
Dear annoyed person I'm tailgaiting,
If you wanted to make a statement, you should've chosen a bumper sticker with larger, more legible print.
Dear parents,
Please stop acting like school is so easy and work is so hard.
Dear boys,
If you think we're mean to you, you should see what we're like to each other.
Dear 13 year old girl wearing high heels at the movies,
There's no way your mother let you leave the house like that.
Dear world,
To do list: Go to a football game, hold up a sign that reads "The guy behind me can't see."
Dear students,
If a teacher or professor doesn't show up within the first 15 minutes of class, you have the legal right to leave.
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