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Dear Universities ,
He got in with all a 2.0 because he's black. She got in with a 2.8 because she's native American. Yet I have. 3.9 and I got the letter that started with "we are sorry to inform you..."
Dear girls who constantly complain about boys who stare at their cleavage,
Just an idea, wear your boobs on the inside of your shirt.
Dear immodestly dressed females,
Decency and peer pressure might not be able to get you to cover up, but I certainly can.
Dear students,
I shouldn't have to be the one to apologize if pronounce your name wrong...
Dear girls who wear uggs and short shorts,
Please stop. It just makes you look like a weather confused slut.
Dear boyfriends everywhere,
Don't even dare think about breaking eye contact when the blonde waitress comes to take our order...
Dear women,
Why is seeing you in a bikini ok, but not a bra and panties?
Dear vegetarians,
Please stop wearing uggs. The whole point of being vegetarian is to save the lives of animals
Dear girl in my class,
"What's an IQ?"
Dear guys,
Girls with smaller boobs are easier to hug.
Dear boy making fun of my Dora bandaid,
I just insulted you in five languages.
Dear attractive men running,
Please keep your shirts on...
Dear muscle man at the gym ,
Please stop groaning like you're giving birth while you exercise...
Dear health teacher,
Is it awkward to teach sex ed when you're pregnant?
Dear kids in elementary school,
Please go outside and actually DO something! You will have enough time to be addicted to electronics when you are older. Use your imagination or play hide and seek.
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