Dear people practicing abstinence,
Have fun with that
Sincerely, the guy your girl is cheating with because you won't give her any
Dear Americans on Welfare,
Please grow up, get a job, and pay for your own dang contraceptions.
Sincerely, a hard working American
Dear "Bad Test Takers",
Please stop saying you're bad test takers. You're just stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know?
Sincerely, Daniel Tosh
Dear gay rights activists,
Please stop with your propaganda. Yes, we've heard you LOUD and CLEAR. Tell me this, why is it ok for you to bully me about my sexual orientation? Why is ok for you to call me names and tell me I'm a horrible person because your orientation goes against my religious beliefs? I'm not mean or rude to you, I just don't agree with your choices, but I do respect you as a person. It would be nice if you'd return the favor. We have bigger issues in our country than who you decide to spend life with.
Sincerely, respect is a two-way street
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Sincerely, The Dictionary
Is abstinence really that difficult?
Sincerely, a 8th grade Christian who plans on staying a virgin until she is married.
Why do we cry about animals getting abused, and not HUMAN BABIES BEING MURDERED!?!?!?!
Sincerely, tired of this crap
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.
Dear White People,
Please stop feeling bad for yourself, it's getting pathetic.
Sincerely, a Native American
Dear "I'll be your boss",
What was your ACT score? 32? That's cute
Sincerely, Quarterback/3 sport athlete with a 34 and a full ride
Dear Guy I wished I never bullied,
Please stop pointing out situations that you find familiar. It hurts me to think that I upset you so much.
Sincerely, Girl who is filled with remorse.
Please continue to be darling gourgeous, wicked smart, and basically the best person ever. People fall in love with you/me just from our flirtatous winks.
Sincerely, irrestiable ;)
Dear people staring at me because I wouldn't give up my seat,
I just worked a 12 hour shift with a 30min break, the old lady probably went shopping for an hour.
Sincerely, really tired and just wanna sit down.
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Sincerely, the girl you're after, who doesn't deserve you anyway.