Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Sincerely, hungry kids in Africa
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
Dear people who want a fat Disney princess,
Would she also have heart problems, bad blood pressure and Diabetes?
Sincerely, Someone who could never look up to her.
Dear people who pray before meals,
Please stop praying to God to make your double-decker cheeseburger, large coke, and fries nourish your body. That's not how it works...
Sincerely, Eat healthy!
Please stop complaining about your periods. Would you rather be pregnant?
Sincerely, a girl who is pregnant and suffering...
Dear fake ALS supporters,
You are not a good person when you do the ice bucket challenge. You're just a cheap person who gives into peer pressure.
Sincerely, Someone who donated money.
Please know that the proper response to "I love you" is "I love you too."
You ruined all blonde girls chances of being considered smart.
Sincerely, a girl who has to dye her hair brown just so she is taken seriously.
No uterus, no opinion.
I'm a black lesbian.
Sincerely, Thanks for the scholarships!
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Sincerely, someone who works hard and pays their own way
Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
Dear religious people,
Are you only a good person because you are scared of going to Hell?
Sincerely, a kind, generous and happy unreligious person.