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Dear people practicing abstinence,
Have fun with that
Dear Americans on Welfare,
Please grow up, get a job, and pay for your own dang contraceptions.
Dear "Bad Test Takers",
Please stop saying you're bad test takers. You're just stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know?
Dear gay rights activists,
Please stop with your propaganda. Yes, we've heard you LOUD and CLEAR. Tell me this, why is it ok for you to bully me about my sexual orientation? Why is ok for you to call me names and tell me I'm a horrible person because your orientation goes against my religious beliefs? I'm not mean or rude to you, I just don't agree with your choices, but I do respect you as a person. It would be nice if you'd return the favor. We have bigger issues in our country than who you decide to spend life with.
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Dear Society,
Is abstinence really that difficult?
Dear world,
Why do we cry about animals getting abused, and not HUMAN BABIES BEING MURDERED!?!?!?!
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.
Dear White People,
Please stop feeling bad for yourself, it's getting pathetic.
Dear "I'll be your boss",
What was your ACT score? 32? That's cute
Dear Guy I wished I never bullied,
Please stop pointing out situations that you find familiar. It hurts me to think that I upset you so much.
Dear self,
Please continue to be darling gourgeous, wicked smart, and basically the best person ever. People fall in love with you/me just from our flirtatous winks.
Dear people staring at me because I wouldn't give up my seat,
I just worked a 12 hour shift with a 30min break, the old lady probably went shopping for an hour.
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
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