If you want the same rights that's fine, I have no issue with that. But why do you have to take my name, it's kind of sacred.
Dear people who say they are "asexual",
Everyone feels sexual feelings. Even if its directed towards yourself. It's part of being human. You are not like a flower just because you don't feel the need for sex. A human cannot be asexual.
Sincerely, Yah that's right. I said it.
Please learn that there are only THREE races in the world....they are white, black, and yellow (Asians; their color). All those other words like Indian, Mexican, Brazilian, Latino, Native American, Chinese, Hawaiian, Alaskan, etc describe ethnicity. Not race.
Sincerely, Get your facts straight, tired of correcting people
Please stop ruining it for the rest of us... U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, Singles everywhere.
Dear People With Sensitive Issues Who Get Offended By Jokes About Them,
Hi. I don't hate you. The fact that I'm joking about your issue means that I think life is funny, no matter how horrible it is. If you get offended by this, it's very likely I don't want to spend any time with you anyway.
Sincerely, a joker
Dear Recruitment Agencies,
Please stop calling at 9:00am. You're dealing with the unemployed. If we don't answer the phone it's not because we didn't get to it in time, we're just enjoying what little benefits we have.
Sincerely, Tired and Frustrated.
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like straight people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Sincerely, Honest Human Being
Dear "Everybody is beautiful",
Not everybody is beautiful, deal with it. And it doesn't matter, telling little kids everyone is beautiful, just makes them think its important, which it isn't.
Sincerely, Just saying
Dear people against discrimination,
Please stop reverse-discrimintion because being white is something to be proud of as well!
Sincerely, white person who can't get into "diverse" schools
Please Accept the fact that you know nothing.
We're not that fussed about your accent and it annoys us that you refer to ours as 'British'. Are we Welsh?
Sincerely, the English.
Dear pro-gun Americans,
Please realize that yes, guns "got" us America but they won America by murdering the people that lived here before us (with your precious guns).
Sincerely, Yeah guns being used to commit genocide is great
Dear people who think Paula Deen is The Devil,
Please take a good look at yourself, and ask the question "Have I never used a racial epithet or thought myself better than someone else, based solely on my own prejudices?" If the answer is yes, good on you, but you're probably lying. If the answer is no, stop judging her and worry about your own life.
Sincerely, Your Common Sense
Dear Gun Toting Americans,
Please realise that everyone else is sick of you acting shocked every time there's a mass shooting.
Sincerely, countries who don't think citizens need assault rifles