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Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear people who want a fat Disney princess,
Would she also have heart problems, bad blood pressure and Diabetes?
Dear people who pray before meals,
Please stop praying to God to make your double-decker cheeseburger, large coke, and fries nourish your body. That's not how it works...
Dear girls,
Please stop complaining about your periods. Would you rather be pregnant?
Dear fake ALS supporters,
You are not a good person when you do the ice bucket challenge. You're just a cheap person who gives into peer pressure.
Dear boys,
Please know that the proper response to "I love you" is "I love you too."
Dear Barbie,
You ruined all blonde girls chances of being considered smart.
Dear men,
No uterus, no opinion.
Dear universities,
I'm a black lesbian.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Dear Elsa,
Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
Dear religious people,
Are you only a good person because you are scared of going to Hell?
Dear Obama,
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
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