Dear "all muslims are not terrorists",
Please read their holy book.
Sincerely, Qur’an 9:5 Kill the nonbelievers wherever you find them.
Please leave other boobs for us, you've got your own
Sincerely, boob lacking heterosexual male
I want you to stop focusing on the "special needs" kids and give normal kids the same attention.
Sincerely, A normal kid
PMS is a social construct. You only experience mood swings and food cravings because you're told it's expected of you.
Sincerely, psych major who no longer has PMS
Dear people who think that they get straight A's because they are geniuses ,
No, it's because at my school, your A is my C
Sincerely, ivy preparatory league school kid
Dear Americans complaining about Obama,
Oh shut up already. Obama's good for you. Man up and admit it.
Sincerely, A Canadian who's had free health care all her life, and doesn't see what the big deal is.
Dear women complaining about periods,
I have PMDD, I get it. But quit whining! Avoid caffeine to temper mood swings, take medicine before your period should start, exercise and eat leafy greens. If all else fails, go on birth control.
Sincerely, every woman since the dawn of time has done it. Your discomfort is nothing special
Dear schooling system,
Please can we have 2 schools? 1 for people who think underage sex and drug use is ok/good and 1 for people who actually care about out future.
Sincerely, bored of dealing with idiots
Dear "inspirational" people,
Fat is not always beautiful. Healthy is beautiful.
Sincerely, I'll respect your body when you respect it
Dear no women feels good in a bikini,
I feel fine in a bikini. I actually prefer them.
Sincerely, worked hard for my fit body.
Dear people who think jocks are stupid,
You do realize we have to have a high enough GPA to play sports? Also colleges look for well rounded students aka people with good grades AND play sports
Sincerely, a jock who IS smarter than you
Dear people who complain about periods,
I had to run 3.2 miles in the hail on my period with a sprained ankle
Sincerely, yeah I thought so.
Dear friends who are "too cool" to go to prom,
Have fun sitting at home by yourselves while I'm having a great time with our other friends.
Sincerely, It's a once in a life time experience you'll regret missing
Dear pro-life people,
A commercial with a talking fetus...?
Sincerely, that's kind of low...