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Dear woman in her fifties with arm flab.,
Put that tank-top down!
Dear short shorts,
If they come in that width, they should not come in that length.
Dear left handed guitarist,
Ha!
Dear Obama,
Its not our fault you have similar names!
Dear French teacher,
No, conjugating that feminine verb in a masculine form is not incorrect.
Dear girls in the locker room,
Please, If your going to change and you have a thong don't bend over.
Dear teenage girl,
please stop telling me to grow a pair when you are the one in a push-up bra.
Dear girls who watch The Bachelorette,
You do realize that you're watching a show about a girl that would be considered a slut if she didn't have a TV show, right?
Dear Americans,
Yes, of course we ride polar bears to school. Do you ride fat people?
Dear gay gynecologist,
Why would you ever want to be in this field?
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Haven't you ever heard of sexting?
Dear girls complaining about bad cramps,
Try being afraid of blood.
Dear America,
You make it too easy.
Dear wearers of shorts,
Please remember that the 3 inch inseam on your shorts means 3 inches down your leg, not 3 inches up your butt.
Dear woman who said "Wow! You use big words for being such a little girl!" to my six year old self.,
Are you suggesting that my vocabulary is too advanced for my young age and decreased stature?
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