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Dear Obama Voters,
Please Die and take your traitorous leaded with you
Dear cigarette companies,
Please create cigarettes that kill people faster
Dear Newton,
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Dear Comrade Obama,
This is a capitalist society, not a communist dictatorship.
Dear girl who is my friend,
Do I need to be a worse friend in order for you to become my girlfriend or what?
Dear world,
Please stop blaming society for your problems. The anorexia, the cutting, the bulimia, the depression, what have you. It's not our fault. It's not my fault you're anorexic, and I'm a part of society. If you want to blame someone, blame the media. Do NOT blame people like me who have nothing to do with your self-inflicted damage.
Dear Feminist,
If bosses should stay out a women's body, why must they subsidize the birth control?
Dear people who strive to be popular,
Trust me, it's not as fun as it looks.
Dear English speakers everywhere,,
Theatre is the art of making a show or a theatrical piece. Theater is the building we do it in.
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Dear people who complain about their race being discriminated against in any situation,
I'm sorry you feel bad, but EVERYONE is discriminated against by someone. We all hate it.
Dear "friend" ,
You dated 6 guys in the last 2 years. You're a freshman. And you aren't allowed to date.
Dear Overwieght Person on the Bus,
Please don't sit on me. Yes, that seat next to me is available, but, no, you will not fit in it.
Dear Mother in FredMeyer,
When your toddler ran off in excitement and you ran after him, I was sincerely worried you'd spank him once you caught up with him. You didn't, you simply took his hand and walked back to your cart with him. You restored my faith in today's parents.
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