If Donald Trump is so horrible, how is he winning the most states?
Sincerely, You're all being hypocrites
Dear people who call me spoiled for having a brand new Mac laptop,
I actually had to pay $300 of my own money towards the whole cost.
Sincerely, Teen just trying to write my fanfictions and do schoolwork.
Dear all lives matter,
No one's saying they don't. But non-black people aren't getting shot in the street by cops for their race. If a person says to feed the starving kids in Africa do you go up to them and tell them all kids need to be fed???
Sincerely, maybe take a chill pill
Dear child support,
Thank you for the memories but I'm finally done.
Sincerely, just made my last payment.
Please stop, just stop.
Sincerely, normal black people.
Dear people who hate the word "moist",
Moist moist moist moist moist moist moist.
Dear fellow college students,
Please stop dropping unecessary profanity after every other word. You don't sound cool.
Sincerely, the people who want to hear what you actually have to say.
The dollar sign goes before the number. I.e. $50 not 50$
Sincerely, Pissed off observer
Dear man who catcalled me,
Please never do that again. I just had a panic attack for an hour straight thinking that you would come find me and attack me. It's not flattering to be called after.
Sincerely, don't "hey pretty lady" me.
Dear people who want diversity in stories,
Diversity is all well and good, but please make sure it's believable and there's a good reason for it. A black character in a story set in 17th century Norway or 18th century Scotland is highly unlikely.
Sincerely, don't sacrifice reality to be politically correct.
Dear people of the internet,
A PSA: If you get drunk and have sex with another drunk person, that's not rape, that's just bad decision making because they couldn't consent either. If you are ever in the regrettable position of wishing you hadn't done that, please don't try to report it as a rape because that's how we create a culture where actual rape victims get dismissed as lying. I'm sorry you're embarrassed, but handle it like a grownup.
Dear cute classmate,
Please do something. We've been exchanging glances and eye contact since July and the lack of a relationship between us is driving me crazy.
Sincerely, the girl who desperately wants to know how you feel
Please stop harassing me with pictures of aborted fetuses on my campus. I will always support a woman's right to choose. And asking me "how do you feel" is unnecessay.
Sincerely, "Feeling Fine thanks, yourself?"
Please stop trying to push your belief on me if you don't want me to do the same
Sincerely, a religous person