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Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear Mom,
Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
Dear Psychology majors,
If you want to know about the brain, study Neuroscience.
Dear door-to-door religious converters,
Please realize that you are wasting your time trying to "sell" your religion to those who are well-educated. A better use of your time may be to start studying about science and evolution.
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear Girls on dating sites,
Just because you put "Body Type: Curvy" in your profile, doesn't mean I can't tell that you're fat.
Dear Sophia Vergara,
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
Dear Taylor Swift,
With that kind of dating history, have you ever thought that the problem might lie within you?
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Dear person who dropped their phone in water,
You should put it in rice. The rice will attract Asians and they will fix the problem.
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