Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Sincerely, hungry kids in Africa
Dear people who want a fat Disney princess,
Would she also have heart problems, bad blood pressure and Diabetes?
Sincerely, Someone who could never look up to her.
Dear people who pray before meals,
Please stop praying to God to make your double-decker cheeseburger, large coke, and fries nourish your body. That's not how it works...
Sincerely, Eat healthy!
Please stop complaining about your periods. Would you rather be pregnant?
Sincerely, a girl who is pregnant and suffering...
Please know that the proper response to "I love you" is "I love you too."
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Sincerely, someone who is tired of white-washed, male dominant media
I'm a black lesbian.
Sincerely, Thanks for the scholarships!
You ruined all blonde girls chances of being considered smart.
Sincerely, a girl who has to dye her hair brown just so she is taken seriously.
No uterus, no opinion.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Sincerely, someone who works hard and pays their own way