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Dear today's women,
FIRST comes love, THEN comes marriage, THEN comes a baby in the baby carriage.
Dear girls,
Santa saw your Facebook, and this year he's getting you clothes for Christmas.
Dear girls who say all boys are the same,
You mean all boys YOU LIKE are the same.
Dear girl who keeps taking mirror pics,
It loses its effect when your Super Jumbo Tampons box is in clear view.
Dear 16 and Pregnant,
Your prequel should be 15 and Slutty, and your sequel should be 20 and Unemployed.
Dear girls,
Please stop mistaking our flirting for kindness.
Dear high school girls,
When I see lingerie at Victoria's Secret that looks exactly like your homecoming dress, there's a problem.
Dear girl making fun of my small boobs,
You're fat.
Dear ''my baby is 14 months old'',
Really? I'm 219 months old!
Dear girls that wear pajama pants to school,
I don't care how late you woke up. If you had time to put on two inches of makeup you had time to change your pants.
Dear female gynecologists,
What made you decide you wanted to stare at another woman's vagina for your career?
Dear "are you pregnant?",
NO! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
Dear guys in the friend zone and like a brother zone,
You think YOU have it bad?!
Dear Teacher who asked "If I arranged 30 boxes of a pencils into triangles what would I have?",
Some sort of mental illness?
Dear son,
Girls are red, guys are blue if you make purple I will kill you.
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