If you want the same rights that's fine, I have no issue with that. But why do you have to take my name, it's kind of sacred.
Dear people who say they are "asexual",
Everyone feels sexual feelings. Even if its directed towards yourself. It's part of being human. You are not like a flower just because you don't feel the need for sex. A human cannot be asexual.
Sincerely, Yah that's right. I said it.
You know why there are no more "nice guys"? Because when we were nice to you, you treated us like shit and went after the asshole. So guess what, we became assholes so that you would pay attention to us.
Sincerely, Formerly nice guy now ostracized because he no longer cares what you think.
Please learn that there are only THREE races in the world....they are white, black, and yellow (Asians; their color). All those other words like Indian, Mexican, Brazilian, Latino, Native American, Chinese, Hawaiian, Alaskan, etc describe ethnicity. Not race.
Sincerely, Get your facts straight, tired of correcting people
Dear Harper Lee,
Oh, you wrote TWO books now? Call me when you've written over 50.
Sincerely, Stephen King
Please stop ruining it for the rest of us... U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, Singles everywhere.
Dear People With Sensitive Issues Who Get Offended By Jokes About Them,
Hi. I don't hate you. The fact that I'm joking about your issue means that I think life is funny, no matter how horrible it is. If you get offended by this, it's very likely I don't want to spend any time with you anyway.
Sincerely, a joker
Dear Recruitment Agencies,
Please stop calling at 9:00am. You're dealing with the unemployed. If we don't answer the phone it's not because we didn't get to it in time, we're just enjoying what little benefits we have.
Sincerely, Tired and Frustrated.
Dear "Everybody is beautiful",
Not everybody is beautiful, deal with it. And it doesn't matter, telling little kids everyone is beautiful, just makes them think its important, which it isn't.
Sincerely, Just saying
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like straight people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Sincerely, Honest Human Being
Dear people who take the elevator,
Please take the stairs if you are going up/down one floor, and are physically able.
Sincerely, don't be lazy
Dear people against discrimination,
Please stop reverse-discrimintion because being white is something to be proud of as well!
Sincerely, white person who can't get into "diverse" schools
Please Accept the fact that you know nothing.
We're not that fussed about your accent and it annoys us that you refer to ours as 'British'. Are we Welsh?
Sincerely, the English.
Dear 'tired of white washed male dominant media',
Please realize that each timelord may be of a specific race. Or, maybe they just prefer the race they were born into-if you were born white, would you want to change to be asian? Vice versa? Maybe the doctor just sticks with what he's comfortable with. Stop being so biased.
Sincerely, a common sense user.