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Dear Millennials,
Please do reaserch on candidates before judging. Just because Tumblr says Donald Trump is stupid doesn't mean he's a bad option.
Dear world,
There is no such thing as an "open relationship". A relationship is, by its definition, exclusive to two people. Attempting to bring more people into it will inevitably cause heartbreak. My parents had an "open relationship", and I watched my mother cry herself to sleep every night my father brought home another woman, and my father get drunk every time my mother spent the night with another man.
Dear Kids I babysit,
Please don't bug me to play the second I get there at 7 am
Dear religion,
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dear people,
Please stop confusing me for my twin sister. I undertand that we're identical twins, but really? She has an undercut, my hair is about chin length at the shortest. I wear t-shirts and blue jeans, she wears band t's and dark wash skinny jeans. Maybe if you stopped to think about it, you would realize there are some MAJOR differences between us.
Dear Gamers,
There are 7.4 billion people on Earth, some are doctors, others are scientists, and even others are Volunteer Firefighters, you sit on your arse and play around in virtual worlds all day. Congratulations, you made the right choice!
Dear Donald Trump,
Please get elected president. I'm so excitied that America will finally crumble into ruin. I cannot wait for the widespread famine, panic, and chaos that will undoubtedly ensue after only a few mere weeks of your utter and complete incompetence. The rioting should be fun, and with any luck I'll get turned to nuclear dust before I'm forced to choose between canibalism or suicide.
Dear Feminists & the general masses,
Why does this myth that domestic violence is a crime perpetrated solely by men against women still exist? I'm especially confused why feminism, as an ideology is the biggest proponents of this myth; I thought you were trying to dismantle the stereotypes of men as agents and women as objects.
Dear Everyone thinking this Election is between Two Evils - Hilary or Trump,
Please It's NOT!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember that Bernie's still in this and Write ins are a thing. You don't have to choose 'the lesser of two evils'...
Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Dear "coexistent" and "tolerant" people,
How come those two principles stand true until I say I'm a Christian, then all of a sudden I'm attacked for my beliefs? They may be different from yours but that isn't supposed to matter right?
Dear Baby Seal,
So you just walked right into a club?
Dear Mom,
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Dear Public,
In other news, Hillary still isn't in prison.
Dear Han,
I shot first you little sh*t
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