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Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Dear people who want a fat Disney princess,
Would she also have heart problems, bad blood pressure and Diabetes?
Dear people who pray before meals,
Please stop praying to God to make your double-decker cheeseburger, large coke, and fries nourish your body. That's not how it works...
Dear girls,
Please stop complaining about your periods. Would you rather be pregnant?
Dear boys,
Please know that the proper response to "I love you" is "I love you too."
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Dear universities,
I'm a black lesbian.
Dear Barbie,
You ruined all blonde girls chances of being considered smart.
Dear men,
No uterus, no opinion.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Dear Elsa,
Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
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