Please know this. Yes, you have to pay the bill and all that crap. But you don't have to do that everyday do you? We have to be likeable. Every day. Do you know how long it takes to put this face together in the mornings? No you dont. We do it everyday. So just shut up about us making you a sammich.
Dear adults complaining about the music today,
if your talking about the early 2000s then i agree, but now music has gotten so much better so just stop
Sincerely, an annoyed teenager
Dear Steak marinated in red wine sauce next to the grill...,
My hipster girlfriend thinks I'm a vegetarian, but you know our little secret don't you? ahahahaahahaha
Sincerely, Hungry Carnivore
Dear new girl with HUGE boobs,
Please wear a shirt that goes higher than halfway up your chest. I know you like the attention but it's kind of gross for the rest of us.
Sincerely, a girl with double D's who's neckline is her neck
Dear US Post Office government offices etc,
Why are you closed on Christmas? You're run by government and Christmas is a religious holiday. I don't see Hanukkah being taken off.
Sincerely, Go ahead, continue the secularization of a religious holiday. I won't call you a hypocrite.
Where do you stand on sex-selective abortions?
Sincerely, just wondering.
Dear people who say my beliefs contradict each other,
No, they don't. Feminism stands for equal rights for ALL people. That, to me, includes the unborn.
Sincerely, a feminist pro-lifer.
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
Sincerely, a Harry Potter fan that's frustrated with all these girls thinking it came from Katniss
Dear science teacher,
No you don't understand I literally could not do my homework. As soon as I started doing my homework I had a panic attack and really needed to settle down.
Sincerely, I don't think I should get an F on this assignment
Please don't look at me like I'm crazy
Sincerely, public twerker
Dear "Everyone's entitled to an opinion",
If their opinion disrespects my existence, then no, I won't respect their opinion. If you want to deny me the right to have an abortion or to live out my love for another woman, DON'T FREAKIN' TALK TO ME.
Sincerely, sorry, just not how the world works.
Dear people who think you're stupid or dumb,
You're not dumb. You're average. It could be worse.
Sincerely, clever and alone
Dear My best guy friend I have a crush on,
I know you don't have a clue I like you more than a friend. But when you ask me to text something sweet to your girlfriend cause you think you'll say something stupid, look into my eyes and see how much it hurts.
Sincerely, it's very sweet to think about her, but I love you too.
If you are going to sing like a dying elephant can you at least get better taste in music?
Sincerely, Stop singing to Wreckingball