Dear English Ph.D,
I'll have cream with that.
Sincerely, the Med Student
Dear those who think people are "born" gay,
Please note that Jason Collins is an identical twin. His twin is "straight." They came from the same zygote. There is no genetic component to homosexuality.
Sincerely, not casting judgment, just disproving modern societal psedoscience
Dear Those Who Think Rapping Is Just Talking Really Fast,
We prefer the term "talking with swag".
Sincerely, Rappers Everywhere
Dear fat people who say you are happy being fat,
Please stop moaning about being called names.
Sincerely, if you were that happy, you wouldn't care what people think.
stop acting like your the most important people on this planet
Sincerely, the rest of the world
Please realize that virginity was a concept created by men to control women. There is no physical loss of anything when you 'lose' your virginity.
Sincerely, Teenage girl tired being accused of being a whore.
Dear Pretend Whovians,
Please quit saying Doctor Who like it is a name. You're saying it wrong. It's a tittle and not a name, okay? Say it wrong again and I will send a fleet of angry Daleks after you and all your posterity.
Sincerely, annoyed Whovians everywhere
Dear Perks of Being a Wallflower,
After watching you I am positive that there are ZERO perks at all.
Sincerely, the main character was insane
Dear people who hate on Taylor Swift,
Please stop. Seriously, if you were in Hollywood all the time, you would make your rounds to the hot guys, too.
Sincerely, stop being hypocritcal
Dear girls who say they love accents,
No you don't.
Sincerely, you just like hot guys with accents, not the accent itself
Please realize that you are the ones who are making the fuss between bikinis and underwear.
Sincerely, men love seeing a revealed girl, not what she's wearing. They are both the same to us.
If you want your man to hold your hand, open your doors, hold your books, and treat you like a princess, you CAN'T be offended when he asks you to make him a sandwich.
Sincerely, you can't just use sexism to your advantage
Dear People who think I can't be a lesbian because I'm a Christian,
Please It's the sex that's wrong, not the love.
Sincerely, Someone who studies the Bible and likes girls
The reason I friendzoned you in the first place is because I wanted to make us getting together more dramatic; it definitely emphasized the love we have for each other. The reason I kept my feelings from you for the 17 years I've known you since kindergarten, is because I wanted to be 100% sure that you felt the same way about me.
Sincerely, Your Future Husband
Dear people who behave badly on elevators,
You know who you are. The ones who hold the door for fifteen minutes to finish a conversation. The ones who stand RIGHT NEXT TO THE OTHER PASSENGER when there are only two people. The ones who go up or down ONE FLOOR (note: if you are injured, exhausted, or on your period, you are exempt from this). I have nicknamed you the Elevator People. You know who you are. And so do we. Stop before we pull out the pepper spray.
Sincerely, I'm already late enough