For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Sincerely, Third Law of Emotion
The fact that you just said you would let me try my first shot on my 21st birthday.....
Sincerely, Nice Try- I started drinking in 9th grade
Dear Comrade Obama,
This is a capitalist society, not a communist dictatorship.
Sincerely, The Ghost of Reagan
Dear Girl at my School,
You say you are pansexual. You say you don't identify with any particular gender (because you have none) and that you don't have any sexual preference. And yet, you have only ever had boyfriends and you go to an all-girl's high school.
Sincerely, I think you identify with being a straight girl, and you are a hypocrite.
Why must you always bend down in front of me and then accuse me of starring at you butt
Sincerely, That's not fair.
Dear people who say they're kids at heart,
Please grow up. Being young at heart means you find wonder and fun in the world. Being a kid means you're immature and childish, and probably won't be able to keep a decent job
Sincerely, young at heart but mature
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Sincerely, sick of double standards.
I'm a 17 year old girl who drinks, smokes, goes to parties, and has lost her virginity. Oh, and I'm a straight A student who got all 5s (highest score) on her Advanced Placement tests, a 2280 on her SAT, and is loyal to her family above all.
Sincerely, drugs and sex aren't going to ruin my future anymore than your judgment would
Dear angry girls,
Just because you need tampons/pads, doesn't mean they should be free. Everyone needs toilet paper too, but you don't see anyone protesting for that to be free.
Sincerely, a capitalist
Dear person complaining about the "fat american stereotype",
Please realize its not that much of a stereotype
Sincerely, you LITERALLY have the highest obesity rate
Although you look amazing and feel amazing sometimes, you make me feel shameful immediately. I am not alone. It is not normal to look at you. You destroy relationships and are killing my marriage. I hate that you're not illegal.
Sincerely, a sad husband and youth director
Dear New hire at work,
Thank you so much for letting us all in on your belief in UFO's, Aliens, and backing it up with stupid conspiacy theories. Good to know right away that I don't want you on any of my projects!
Sincerely, Team Leader that will FIGHT to have you assigned elsewhere.
Dear Overwieght Person on the Bus,
Please don't sit on me. Yes, that seat next to me is available, but, no, you will not fit in it.
Sincerely, My Leg is Trapped Under Your Enormous Thigh
Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Sincerely, a very pissed off co worker that dosen't want a scrach on my brand new Viper