Dear Internet commentators,
Please stop saying what is offensive to me. I can make up my own mind as to what offends me and what doesn't.
Sincerely, A fat guy who thought Nicole Arbour's video was hilarious.
Dear DC comics,
Please be aware that by making Wally West African-American you have taken away one of the few ginger superheroes and have greatly offended us.
Sincerely, You have been warned. -The Weasleys
Dear Americans freaking out over Kate and William's baby,
Pretty sure we fought two wars so I don't have to care.
I don't care how late in the morning it is. Until I have my coffee, everyone is required to stay out of swinging range.
Sincerely, Addicted to Caffeine
Dear Women in Society,
Please be happy with life. I know we're fighting for equality but it doesn't give us the right to turn into raving lunatics. Fight fair, fight kindly, and fight without degrading our gender. Men are not the enemy. Some men suck, some men rock. Fighting fire with fire just sets the whole arena ablaze. Stop blaming everyone for your insecurities about yourself and learn the truth: you have to love what you are.
Sincerely, a gal sending out truth bombs.
Dear jock who thinks he's smarter than me,
I work as an academic tutor for the athletics department. Trust me, I know better.
Sincerely, grad student explaining basic algebra for the twenty-seventh time this week...
Dear people who use mental diseases as adjectives,
Please stop doing it. If you haven't been officially diagnosed by a psychiatrist, then you're NOT suffering from OCD; you're NOT suffering from ADHD; you're NOT bipolar and you're NOT schizophrenic!
Sincerely, I am bipolar, officially diagnosed 5 years ago and do not appreciate your efforts to be "edgy" or "s
Please stop giving me a hard time because I politely butted in to your story about your dog with a question relevant to the lesson. I actually need to learn. No, I don't care about your dog's condition.
Sincerely, Wanting my money's worth from this school.
Dear "J.K. Rowling's a Hufflepuff",
When asked, Rowling confessed she hoped she would be a Gyffindor because she values courage beyond almost anything.
Sincerely, Get your facts straight.
Okay, we get it. Everything you do is better. Happy now?
Dear "Friendly" Men,
Please stop telling women to smile. It's patronizing and presumptuous to request that they mask their feelings.
Sincerely, Tired of Being Told What to Do
Dear white people saying there should be a WET (White Entertainment Television) because there is a BET,
Please understand that BET was created at a time when black people were an under represented people in the media. About 1 in 10 shows surfaced around black people. Never in the history of television have white people been under represented.
Sincerely, black people
Dear Global Warming deniers,
What's it going to take to convince you? Since you clearly won't listen to scientific evidence, we don't know what else to try.
Sincerely, reasonable people
Please forgive me for being a Feminist Killjoy. I was under the impression that a class focusing on sexism, racism, and homophobia would draw people who care about those things.
Sincerely, why would you even sign up for this class?
Choosing to have sex in high school, or drink, or even do drugs does not make a person bad. Choosing not to do these things doesn't make you good. What makes a person good or bad is how they treat others, and how responsibly the carry out their choices
Sincerely, it's time to stop worrying about everyone else's choices.