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Dear people of Ferguson,
Please know your efforts to deflate racial tention in America is starting to become counter productive.
Dear people of dearblankpleaseblank,
I agree that being a virgin doesn't make someone better than everyone else, but you make it sound it's okay for teenagers to have sex.
Dear pro life people,
Please understand, sure I'm fine with the baby living, but I don't want to carry it. It's my body. If any other creature latched on you would remove it. Why is now any different.
Dear people having sex,
Safe sex is not 100% free from consequences! You can still get pregnant and you can still get STDs. Sure you might have bad luck if that happens but don't say, "it's not my fault." It is your fault (if it was consensual).
Dear McDonald's customers,
If you come through my drive-through and you have an order that's $20 or more, and you give me handfulls upon handfulls of small change, please know that every employee is talking about how much they hate you and we are probably spitting in your food as you're giggling to yourself about us having to count it.
Dear politicians,
Please stop trying to prevent guns in schools with gun laws
Dear "Pro-Life" people,
Please realize that the woman who needs to get an abortion has a life while a fetus inside her doesn't.
Dear teachers,
Y do u think u r smarter than me.
Dear people who say Christmas can't start until after Thanksgiving,
If I want to start celebrating early because it makes me happy, why shouldn't I?
Dear British boy who told me he likes me,
I feel pretty lucky, but wish you'd said fancy.
Dear college professors,
Girls should get bonus point for taking test during their periods, because advanced multivariable calculus is hard enough without all the cramping, bleeding, and nausea.
Dear Honey Boo Boo,
Please stop making Americans all look like fools. The only reason anyone watches your show is because your stupidness and fatness is comical.
Dear scientists,
When you don't call pluto a planet because it is to small, it is like not calling a midget a person because of the same reason.
Dear subordinate 24 year old employee,
here are the things I know about you; you dropped out of HS, you have worked for this company for 4 years at minimum wage, you have the worst attitude ever
Dear Indian people,
It's kinda funny to hear you say that you're not attracted to Asians. Do you know where you come from?!?! lol
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