Dear boyfriend of 2 years,
The fact that you didn't even ACKNOWLEDGE our anniversary has me angry and disappointed in you, so don't play that "what did I do" card when I give you the cold shoulder tomorrow. Everyone even reminded you for a week.
Sincerely, you seriously fucked up.
Dear anti-military people,
Please support our soldiers. They are fighting for YOUR freedom! Thank them for rising their lives for our country!
Sincerely, Proud military supporter
Dear every teenager ever,
Just because everyone else does it doesn't mean you should.
Sincerely, waiting for the right guy and proud of it
Dear child who used welfare for its correct purpose,
We are not upset about helping you. It is the druggies who will do nothing but take the free stuff because it is easier than working
Sincerely, so proud that you got out.
Please stop bullying people so that Disney and Nickelodeon can stop all those annoying commercials
Sincerely, Annoyed person who just wants to watch TV
Bacon isn't actually as good as you make it out to be.
Sincerely, yeah, I just went there
Please understand that if we are talking about equal rights for everyone, religious rights are included. Just because we aren't supporting something doesn't mean that we despise the people that do.
Sincerely, but we can't please everyone, can we?
Dear suicidal people,
Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse, suicide eliminates the possibility of it ever getting better.
Please , feel free to call the police to report me "attacking" your dog. I have a picture, on my phone, of your mutt biting my ankle and of the bite marks that got through my pants. I'd love to see that little rat get put down.
Sincerely, if you let your dog roam free and attack, expect it to get punted.
Dear people who complain about their alarm clocks ,
Stop complaining you were the one who set it
Sincerely, everyone's tired of your complaining
Please stop ranting about privilege and dramatizing everything.
Sincerely, annoyed Native American trans male.
Dear People who are staring,
Please stop staring at my best friend and I. It is perfectly normal to blast Disney tunes from the convertable with the top down.
Sincerely, two 20 year olds who don't want to grow up.
Dear people who assume all Americans are racist,
The fact that you generalize and stereotype us all makes you as racist as you're claiming we are.
Sincerely, an American girl who just wishes we could live and let live
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Sincerely, Chips Ahoy