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Dear Mom,
"I was at work all day!" is not a valid excuse to make me do stuff for you.
Dear Mulan,
Does it concern you that he fell in love with you while you were a man?
Dear annoying people,
Hashtags are for Twitter not Facebook.
Dear guys talking about how their underwear supports their balls in class,
Yeah, and my favorite tampons are the ones that glide cause of the plastic.
Dear insecure guy on top of me,
Please stop asking if I "like that." If I didn't, I wouldn't still be under you.
Dear lady with $500 sunglasses,
How about I get you a pair of nice $20 sunglasses, glue a random name brand and some rhinestones on it, and then you give me the rest of the money to buy things that actually matter.
Dear boy who's dating my sister,
If you break her heart figuratively, I'll break yours literally.
Dear Mario,
How come you're an Italian plumber who speaks English, looks like a Mexican and was created by Japanese people?
Dear 13-year-olds saying they wished they were older,
If it were the 1700's, you would be married by now.
Dear girls,
Actually, we put the "XY" in the people you find sexy.
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
While I accomplished saving my entire country from one of the toughest armies in the world, you accomplished... sleeping...
Dear Katy Perry,
Last Friday night, me and my friends had a bonfire, had piggyback races, played hide and seek, played truth or dare, and more, in my best friend's back garden.
Dear middle school girls on Facebook,
Addingg moree letterss doesn'tt makee you cuterr/smarterr/funnier/moree interestingg. In fact, it really just makes me want to hitt youu.
Dear neighbors with an HD TV, a blue-ray player, every Disney movie and a Wii,
Sure I can babysit.
Dear rappers,
If every two seconds of your song is bleeped out, I think you're swearing too much.
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