Dear fat lady at the movies yelling at my dad,
He said he was sorry!
Sincerely, he got that limp in the army protecting your fat a**
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Sincerely, got you away from the computer, to play board games and have a random sword fight
Dear Fast and Furious,
You know straight women (and I'm sure gay men) watch these movies, too, right?
Sincerely, uncomfortable girl watching the boob shots with her brother.
Dear "I have the body of a god. Buddha!',
Buddha was not a god. Buddha was a teacher. Buddhists do not worship him, they follow his teachings.
Sincerely, please stop, its ridiculous.
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Sincerely, you better sleep with one eye open
Newsflash: Not all Americans speak with a heavy southern accent.
Sincerely, Annoyed Americans.
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Sincerely, yup that WAS a vocabulary word
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Sincerely, the gay guy sitting next to you.
Gee, thanks. I'll never be able to reach my favorite foods at the grocery store once I move out and no longer have my dad to reach them for me.
Sincerely, estimated to grow to only 5'2
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear guy who discovered milk,
What were you doing to that cow, and why?!
Sincerely, and how awkward was it to explain it to the rest of the people?
Please let me be a teenager. I'm just at my boyfriend's house playing video games. You don't have to pick me up at 8 when his parents are going to bring everyone home at 10. It makes me look like you don't trust me.
Sincerely, your straight-A, almost 16 year old daughter in need of a life
Dear boys who say girls complain too much about periods,
Call me when you get cramps. Then we can talk.