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Dear girls complaining about their periods,
Please get some perspective. I know that periods suck, but try having endometriosis pain for one day and you'll never complain again.
Dear Parents,
Please remember you told me that I didn't ask for what I wanted enough and that we had the money for pretty much anything I want. Then why, after paying for my own ipod, books, music, posters, souviners, and jewerly, do I have to pay for my trip to chicago with my bff and summer camp? They are the things I love most! Can't you pay for something besides clothes and food?
Dear "Gluten Free" People,
Please know you're most likely an idiot. Unless you have Celiac Disease you can eat gluten.
Dear (some) feminists,
Please stop using the term "male privilege" so inconsiderately. There are a LOT of compelling male issues; guys don't have it that great either.
Dear world,
Please realize that just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm homophobic. Yes I believe it is wrong, however I also believe that unless you too claim to be Christian, then I have no right to judge you. I won't judge you, so please don't judge me
Dear " But I'm a Trekki and a Twilight fan",
Please, that's a crime against humanity.
Dear Vegetarians,
Don't say your a vegetarian because you don't like killing. Plants are alive too.
Dear Matt Smith,
Please do not leave! We love your awkwardness, your youth, and your humor. We love you as The Doctor and don't want you to go!
Dear People who want equality,
What happened to individuality?
Dear women who claim to hate men,
If you hate men so much, why are you still sleeping with them?
Dear lab partner,
Please realize that when I hit you and say you're annoying, followed by giggling it means I like you.
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Dear lazy public schooled friends,
Just because I can never hang out, doesn't mean I "have no life." I can't hang out because I spend 7 hours a day doing school work, volunteer multiple times a week, go to the gym every other day, and am on a national volleyball team that has a lot of practices and travels a lot.
Dear Public Schools,
Please allow me to opt out of my children being taught curricula that undermine religious beliefs I am teaching them at home.
Dear People who say they need a valentine for valentine's day,
Some people don't have a mother for Mother's day or a father for father's day
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