Please stop calling flip-flops "thongs". I die a little every time you ask for them.
Sincerely, modern-day grandaughter
Dear blues clues,
Please suggest saying "do not try this at home " before jumping into a book.
Sincerely, my 3 year old cousin has a sprained ankle.
Dear freshmen boys trying to grow a moustache,
Sorry, but um... You have a little bit of dirt... Yeah right there.
Sincerely, very amused junior girl
I know you've been looking for X for years, in fact X is equal to 10.
Sincerely, the Greeks.
Dear Football team,
Yes, yes I am blaring the Tangled soudtrack from my car right next to where your practice is taking place. No I will not stop.
Sincerely, if it's so stupid, then why is numer 29 singing along?
You ask how algebra will help you later on in life?
Sincerely, You have a test in two weeks. That's how.
Yes, this deer could be Bambi's mother, but that cucumber could be Larry.
Sincerely, I'll have venison, thank you very much
Dear girl wearing a mini dress and 5 inch heels that just wiped out on the sidewalk,
It's Minnesota, in winter. There's ice
Sincerely, did you forget?
You do realize how many weapons and poisons are in the kitchen, right?
Dear "This Project Cannot Be Completed The Night Before",,
You wanna tell that to my 100 plus 5 bonus points for creativity?
Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.
Sincerely, 6-year-old daughter.
Dear girls ,
Please stop giving us "hints" if you like us, just tell us please. We're stupid
Sincerely, confused boys
Dear obnoxious people,,
"Why, yes I am 15. Yes, I am the pastors daughter. And, yes, this is my baby."
Sincerely, not really, I just wanted to see the look on your stupid face.
Dear cashier looking judgmental when I buy a tub of ice-cream and a pack of oreos,
"I'm eating for two...".
Sincerely, just kidding, but your face was priceless considering I'm 15
Dear Male Married Teacher,
When I say that I need to go to the bathroom, that it's an emergency, and I have my pencil-case in my hand, do not tell me to wait 20 minutes until the end of class?
Sincerely, Bet you didn't expect me to say "I'm bleeding and cramping and WILL go to the bathroom now".