I'm 15, female and hormones are raging through my body. You're 26, male and very very very good looking. So please don't come so close to me while trying to explain something. I won't understand a single word. However, I will drool.
Sincerely, your (failing) student.
Dear blonde on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader,
Thank goodness you're pretty!
Sincerely, hummingbirds have two wings, not four...
Dear Nanny McPhee,
You're just an ugly version of me.
Sincerely, Mary Poppins.
Dear people who want a font specifically for sarcastic remarks,
If you need a font to make it sarcastic, clearly you're not very good at it.
Sincerely, you're an idiot.
Dear people at the table next to mine,
Please only talk about interesting topics.
Sincerely, bored eavesdropper.
Dear lazy daughter,
Yes, texting plus facebook does equal textbook. You'll know another kind of facebook when I slap you across the face with an Oxford Dictionary.
Sincerely, no one likes a smart-aleck.
Sincerely, I actually heard you. I'm just giving you a chance to change what you said.
Writing whole albums about boys who break hearts is kinda my thing....
Sincerely, Taylor Swift.
Dear Katy Perry,
My daugter is eight, she is not "ready for abduction."
Sincerely, a concerned mother.
Dear boy who keeps asking me out,
My love for you is like the square root of negative one.
Sincerely, it's imaginary.
Dear older sister,
As you leave for college I have something important to say: Finders Keepers!
Sincerely, rapidly expanding wardrobe.
Dear cocky people,
Please continue to overestimate your own talents and then fail.
Sincerely, it makes my day everytime.
Dear Psychology class,
Thanks for the tips.
Sincerely, using operant conditioning on my roommates.
Dear football players,
You may make the cheerleaders show up but we decide when they dance.