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Dear short girls,
At least you don't have to worry about short guys.
Dear girls,
Please take your own bra off. We can't figure it out and it looks sexier when you do it.
Dear cashier,
If I buy condoms, please don't ask me if I want them in a bag.
Dear fellow students,
Contrary to popular belief, there is such a thing as a stupid question.
Dear girl wearing a white dress to prom,
I am taking you to prom and not to the alter, right?
Dear world,
Wearing tight, white shorts is every girl's way of telling you that she is not on her period.
Dear boyfriend,
Please realize that you may wear the pants in the relationship, but i control the zipper.
Dear ABC,
Please make me the next Bachelor! I want to date a bunch of drunk, tan, dolled-up girls while still being considered a gentleman.
Dear chemistry teacher,
We weren't cheating! We were covalently bonding our answers...
Dear women who like "a man in uniform",
Does my black and white, striped uniform turn you on?
Dear mom,
Yes my project is finished!!... Wait you want to see it?!!!
Dear America,
We used to be unicorns before we started eating fast food. Consider yourself warned...
Dear roommate,
We have something in common: neither of us can sing. However, I know this fact and you seem not to.
Dear sorority girls wearing matching shirts that say "We are not the same",
Your irony is showing.
Dear brother,
If zombies eat brains, I think you're safe.
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