Dear popular girls,
I would say some day you'll be working for me, but I'm not planning on buying Hooters...
Sincerely, nerdy girls
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Sincerely, someone who works hard and pays their own way
Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
Dear religious people,
Are you only a good person because you are scared of going to Hell?
Sincerely, a kind, generous and happy unreligious person.
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
Sincerely, freaked out by surveillence drones.
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Dear those who are grossed out by incest,
If you love someone, you should be with them. I don't see what is wrong with that.
Sincerely, someone who understands that love is love.
Dear people who get upset at me for driving "too slow",
I'm driving the speed limit and saving you from getting a ticket!
Sincerely, You're welcome!
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Sincerely, you make me feel so guilty for saying "no"
We know how to beat you, but the humans just toss us out for religious reasons...
Sincerely, Stem cells
I want to be one of you but there is no way in hell I'm burning my bra. My boobs are just too big...
Sincerely, a girl who needs her support.
Dear popular high school classmates,
I look forward to hiring you in the future!
Sincerely, the nerds you picked on...
Dear Fox News,
Please consider marketing your channel as a comedy network since you're such a joke.
Sincerely, BBC, NBC, ABC and CNN