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Dear hot girl in my calculas class,
I wish I were your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
Dear girls,
You are all similar to Facebook. When we understand you, you change.
Dear chemists,
When you figured out that Sodium (explodes when contacts water) and Chloride (highly poisonous) made a crystal, which idiot decided to see if it was edible?!
Dear boys of the world,
It took Ron Weasley 7 years to get out of the friend zone.
Dear cellphones,
Thanks for ruining the fun of pushing people into pools.
Dear nurse at the hospital,
No, there's absolutely no chance that I'm pregnant. I'm thirteen with a sprained ankle.
Dear teachers,
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to assign homework on important national holidays.
Dear teen underwear models,
What's it like knowing that all your classmates and teachers know what you look like in lacy bras and thongs?
Dear School,
You can make us watch childbirth in Biology but we have to get our parents permission to watch an R rated movie for any other class.
Dear Adele,
It's only a matter of time before they tell you to quit complaining, too.
Dear Internet,
You do realize making people check a box that says "I am 18 Or Older" doesn't actually make them 18 or older?
Dear 16 year old who just got engaged,
LOL.
Dear people who make fun of me for being pale,
Please realize that 200 years ago of being pale was a sign of wealth and was considered beautiful.
Dear obnoxious French teacher,
Putting the clock in the back of the room just means your students will have severe neck pains.
Dear Americans awaiting their Hogwarts letters,
Please note that since you live in America, it is much more likely that you would be attending the Salem Witches Institute.
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