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Dear fat lady at the movies yelling at my dad,
He said he was sorry!
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Dear Fast and Furious,
You know straight women (and I'm sure gay men) watch these movies, too, right?
Dear "I have the body of a god. Buddha!',
Buddha was not a god. Buddha was a teacher. Buddhists do not worship him, they follow his teachings.
Dear boy,
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Dear Europeans,
Newsflash: Not all Americans speak with a heavy southern accent.
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Dear genetics,
Gee, thanks. I'll never be able to reach my favorite foods at the grocery store once I move out and no longer have my dad to reach them for me.
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear guy who discovered milk,
What were you doing to that cow, and why?!
Dear Mom,
Please let me be a teenager. I'm just at my boyfriend's house playing video games. You don't have to pick me up at 8 when his parents are going to bring everyone home at 10. It makes me look like you don't trust me.
Dear boys who say girls complain too much about periods,
Call me when you get cramps. Then we can talk.
Dear other girls at school,
Please stop calling me a a 'slut' just because my dress is several inches above my knee.
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