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Dear jerks at school,
She shouldn't have had to transfer schools because of how much you tormented her for getting pregnant. She's amazing and can't you see how much she's going through? Why make her go through it alone?
Dear People on Facebook,
Please stop acting like cropping a picture and/or adding text to it makes you a graphic designer.
Dear Women,
Please remember that there is also pressure from the other sex, the media, and society in general to look muscular, tall, and to lose our virginity as well. This can affect men in the same way even if it is not as common.
Dear family,
Thanks, telling me to 'suck it up' when I had a mental breakdown and ended up in the hospital after months of verbal and physical abuse, and constant misgendering and homophobia totally made me better!
Dear people who want the drinking age to remain 21,
From my experience, the drinking age doesn't stop 18 year-olds from drinking. It only stops them from getting medical attention when they desperately need it.
Dear Daughter and Son,
I know I yell and snap at you more than I should. I know that I don't always show you the attention that you deserve, but please, please know that I see all the amazing things that you do and that I love you with everything I've got. I just don't always know how to show it...
Dear 24 year old sister,
Please stop playing on the ps3 when we only have one television and you are using it literally the entire day. It's the weekend and we all want to have fun, and are also tired of watching you constantly play.
Dear Han,
I shot first you little sh*t
Dear people who tell me what to do with my uterus,
Shut it.
Dear Friends and Family,
Through my ENTIRE life, all the way up to college you told me to get an Art and Writing degree. You were insistent "It will be such a waste if you don't go into art!". Now I have the degree and all you can say is "What will you do with that?""Oh, you can't make a career out of a hobby.". You won't even visit my website. Please, withhold your scrutinizing comments. You talked me into this.
Dear friend,
Thanks for trying to be "supportive", but he's my husband, and I am his. We don't have to call each other "partners".
Dear parents,
I won't have an abortion no matter how much you try to force me into it. My baby didn't ask to be conceived through rape, and it's not fair to punish it for its father's crime. I know you don't think I can raise a child, but you know that I've read every parenting book I can get my hands on, so you should accept that I know *something* of what's ahead.
Dear guys and girls in the friendzone,
Please finally stop complaining. You either don't have the guts to admit you like them, which isn't their fault, or they rejected you, which isn't their fault. They don't know or don't like you. Either shut up and accept the apparent awfulness of being someone's friend, or get lost.
Dear new seasonal guy who thinks only women have to vacuum,
Please enjoy the next three months of your seasonal job being on the night shift. Where at the end of every shift someone has to vacuum, that someone now being you.
Dear coworkers,
It's not that I have no sympathy for people with cancer; I just can't see how you coming to work in your pyjamas is going to help them.