Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
Dear religious people,
Are you only a good person because you are scared of going to Hell?
Sincerely, a kind, generous and happy unreligious person.
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
Sincerely, freaked out by surveillence drones.
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Dear those who are grossed out by incest,
If you love someone, you should be with them. I don't see what is wrong with that.
Sincerely, someone who understands that love is love.
I am not your house elf!
Sincerely, your child that should have some rights...
Dear Queen Elizabeth,
This new colony was a bad idea. I want to come home.
Sincerely, an American
Dear 1% iPhone battery,
My boyfriend should be jealous of how long you last.
Sincerely, Soon to be ex-girlfriend.
We know how to beat you, but the humans just toss us out for religious reasons...
Sincerely, Stem cells
Dear people who get upset at me for driving "too slow",
I'm driving the speed limit and saving you from getting a ticket!
Sincerely, You're welcome!
Dear popular high school classmates,
I look forward to hiring you in the future!
Sincerely, the nerds you picked on...
I want to be one of you but there is no way in hell I'm burning my bra. My boobs are just too big...
Sincerely, a girl who needs her support.
Dear Disney lovers,
Mulan was not a princess. Nor was Belle.
Sincerely, Being the main female character does not make them royalty.