Dear American education system,
Why do we have to read Of Mice and Men? What was I supposed to learn from it? How to strangle puppies? Women? How to euthanize the mentally ill? Frankly, more than anything, I was deeply disturbed. As a person battling with depression, an avid animal lover, and supporter of someone with suicidal tendencies, this is not healthy. There is no benefit. And all I can think of is anyone struggling reading this book, and finally giving up. Because, in the end, what good is friendship and dreams? I do not appreciate being forced to read this.
Sincerely, an enraged High School Student.
Dear People Who Complain About Spelling and Grammer,
U r lyk the whyn conasewers ov th inglish luggage. Keep it up. Your reactions are hillarious.
Sincerely, A Certain Blundering Troll
Dear kids at my school,
We speak ENGLISH in ENGLand and no London's not in France.
Sincerely, the new British girl who is seriously starting to think Americans are as stupid as TV makes them
Dear girl with Tourette's ,
I know you can't help it, but you are really going to make me fail my physics test.
Sincerely, a girl who can't concentrate
Dear obese people,
The concepts of "thin privilege" and "fatphobia" are ridiculous. Discrimination based on weight is different from discrimination based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, etc. Weight is something you can actually control, it's not an inherent part of you. And it's perfectly reasonable to judge people based on their lifestyle choices.
Sincerely, an overweight person who isn't a victim
Dear American High Schoolers,
Sincerely, Japanese High Schooler
Dear "Gluten Free" People,
Please know you're most likely an idiot. Unless you have Celiac Disease you can eat gluten.
Sincerely, Somebody who actually has Celiac Disease
Dear boy who I asked to prom and rejected me,
I am going to become an engineer, make tons of money, and find a guy who loves me for me.
Sincerely, I went alone to prom
Dear US family held hostage by a cat,
Really? It's a cat. Put a laundry basket on it, toss a toy, kick it, lock it in a room, throw a towel over it, toss it out into the hall. It's just a cat!
Dear sex Ed,
Please let me keep my innocence a little longer. I'm not ready for this.
Sincerely, 10th grader who likes being innocent
And I suppose… if it's my one last chance to say it I…
Sincerely, fades away
I have a bladder issue where i need potties often. so you should build more. Also, I don't like medication.
Sincerely, me, your VALUED CUSTOMER WHO JUST PISSED ON THE FLOOR
Dear friends who bragged about going to colleges far away for home for the first year,
Good luck driving or flying the distance home.
Sincerely, girl who stayed close to home and has a short commute to college
When I ask "How are you?" or "How've you been?" and you respond with good, then ask the same of me, don't be shocked when I say evil.
Sincerely, It's I've been well.