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Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Dear girl with Tourette's ,
I know you can't help it, but you are really going to make me fail my physics test.
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Dear American High Schoolers,
Quit complaining.
Dear US family held hostage by a cat,
Really? It's a cat. Put a laundry basket on it, toss a toy, kick it, lock it in a room, throw a towel over it, toss it out into the hall. It's just a cat!
Dear boy who I asked to prom and rejected me,
I am going to become an engineer, make tons of money, and find a guy who loves me for me.
Dear sex Ed,
Please let me keep my innocence a little longer. I'm not ready for this.
Dear Rose,
And I suppose… if it's my one last chance to say it I…
Dear English teachers,
Please stop saying that every story has a theme that the author was trying to get at. Seriously, NOBODY writes a book just to prove a theme.
Dear companies,
I have a bladder issue where i need potties often. so you should build more. Also, I don't like medication.
Dear friends who bragged about going to colleges far away for home for the first year,
Good luck driving or flying the distance home.
Dear friends,
When I ask "How are you?" or "How've you been?" and you respond with good, then ask the same of me, don't be shocked when I say evil.
Dear men who shave,
Please stop being such little babies about your face and how it burns and makes you sore. You know that your grandad probably used one crazy-kill-you-dead-if-you-mess-up-sharp-ass-blade and never complained?
Dear Downstairs Neighbor,
Please stop attempting to poke a hole in your ceiling to my floor.
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