Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Sincerely, the girl who doesn't feel bad about saying no
I don't need *modern* feminism because I don't want to be associated with an ideology that dismisses a woman's voice because she disagrees with and/or questions it or dismisses a man's voice simply because he's a man. If feminism is actually about equality, the current movement needs to start acting like it.
Dear lab partner,
Please realize that when I hit you and say you're annoying, followed by giggling it means I like you.
Sincerely, your lab partner
Dear Short person,
Maybe get a periscope or something?
Sincerely, Tall person in the row in front of you whose back is starting to hurt from all this slouching.
Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Sincerely, you make my head hurt with both your smartness and how ditzy you sound by unnecessary over using the
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
Sincerely, the world who knows that you are never ever like ever getting back together.
Dear Menopausal Mom,
Please refrain from turning the air conditioner to subzero temperatures when it's not even that hot.
Sincerely, It's supposed to be hot...it's summer!
Dear "Mind if I smoke?",
"Care if I die?"
Being a girly girl doesn't make you fake, it means you like to look nice.
Sincerely, girly girl
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Dear broadcasters of your high grades on Facebook,
Please stop. I'd like to maintain my self-esteem.
Sincerely, an average student
How is it ok to say that having scholarships for people of different races is ok, but when a pure white scholarship is created it is racist?
Sincerely, wouldn't the others be considered racist also?
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Sincerely, Nice, Genuine Guy
Dear "pro-life" people,
Women have the right to bodily autonomy. No one should be forced to use their body to support others; individuals aren't forced to donate blood or organs, no matter how desperately their donations may be needed. That's because the right to control the use of one's body is one of the most fundamental of rights, and you're not taking that away from us.
Sincerely, a human rights supporter
Dear 90's kids,
Just because your childhood didn't have what is around today doesn't mean we can't enjoy the technology. Why do they invent it if we can't play on it? So I'll go out when I want to and I'll stay on when I want to.
Sincerely, leave the 21st century kids alone!