Dear popular girls,
At least my boyfriend isn't a douche.
Sincerely, that nerd at the other side of the lunchroom
Dear people trying to make abortion illegal,
Please stop complaining until you are willing to adopt the unwanted babies.
Sincerely, a concerned citizen
Dear Weed Can't Be Beneficial,
Please realize that it does wonder for stress, slows cancer growth, and helps people with asperger's and autism.
Sincerely, The More You Know
Please stop saying you shouldn't work harder than us, You get PAID!!
Sincerely, Every student ever lived
Dear wanting to ban the r word makes you an idiot,
Please realize that medical retardation is NO LONGER politically correct
Sincerely, get YOUR facts straight
Dear "weed isn't bad for you",
They thought smoking cigarettes wasn't bad for you either, until people were dying from lung cancer as a result of it.
Sincerely, Not saying it's the same, but it obviously can't be beneficial for your health. Just saying.
Dear People who want to ban the "R" word,
Please realize that mental retardation is a true medical term and the retard is just the abbreviation for the medical term. Only the idiots who use the words wrong are the ones who cause you to dislike the word.
Sincerely, get your facts straight
Dear Colleges and Scholarship Committees,
Here is a radical idea, lets make Scholarships based on Scholastic Achievement, not race, gender or financial standing anything else. I spent four years working my ASS off in classes I didn't want to take so I could pay for college.
Sincerely, A middle class White Male who still cant pay for college...
Dear traditional schools,
How can you summarize my learning into a single letter? My name should not have more letters than my education.
Sincerely, I went to a grade-less high school and I’m going to be a doctor
Dear College Football Player in my Class:,
Please tell me more about how your pulled hamstring has you sitting out the rest of the season. Try having BOTH pulled, shin splints, falling arches and a dislocated rib. Oh, and I love how you tell me how my craft is nothing compared to yours. Dancing is the second most stressful activity a person can do to their body. The first is Rugby, not football.
Sincerely, The Male Ballerina who has to choose between his career, health and grade.
Dear black kid berating a white kid about slavery,
Please shut up. Yes, the Europeans enslaved Africans for centuries. But guess who captured and sold a lot of slaves to the Europeans? The African leaders.
Sincerely, a student who knows both sides were at fault.
Dear people who want a fat princess,
Why? To boost childhood obesity? Or an adults self esteem?
Sincerely, Children don't care about size.
Dear boys with girlfriends who get jealous,
You should take her jealously as a compliment.
Sincerely, it means she's scared to lose you
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Sincerely, Been riding for 11 years and is sick of hearing negativity.