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Dear Teachers Family and Friend's Parents,
Please don't make me take off my hood/hat because you think it's "rude" to wear it.
Dear Mother in FredMeyer,
When your toddler ran off in excitement and you ran after him, I was sincerely worried you'd spank him once you caught up with him. You didn't, you simply took his hand and walked back to your cart with him. You restored my faith in today's parents.
Dear pro choicers,
Yes, even if we knew the baby would grow up to be gay, it's still wrong to abort it.
Dear girl at boarding school who woke me up for snoring,
Please understand that people snore due to the way their nose is shaped
Dear men who shave,
Please stop being such little babies about your face and how it burns and makes you sore. You know that your grandad probably used one crazy-kill-you-dead-if-you-mess-up-sharp-ass-blade and never complained?
Dear Kristen Stewart,
Look, I know we made a deal and all, but for once I'M starting to regret having you sign the contract. It was a fair transaction, you trading me all your facial expressions for an acting career, but the world can't take much more of this. I want you to consider giving me your first born child in exchange for getting the facial expressions back.
Dear Dad,
Please stop insisting the Beatles weren't ugly. They are outstanding musicians,but none of them were attractive.
Dear teacher,
Actually, yes, your teaching IS getting in the way of my "very important phone call."
Dear Girls who say "All guys are the same!" or "Where have all the good men gone?",
We are not all the same, you would know that if you stopped dating the same types of dirtbags you always go for!
Dear Dudes trying to hit on me,,
If you know who John Eggbert,Ask Ketchum, Nibbles, Bean the Dynamite, Kiku Honda, and Princess Luna are and have an awesome sense of humor then it might happen.
Dear people,
How does hitler tie his shoes?
Dear people who make fanfiction/fanart,
Are you EVER satisfied with two men just being close friends?
Dear atheists,
If you ridicule Christians for our beliefs and call us close minded, aren't you just as close minded as we supposedly are?
Dear Lefties,
Do you realize that whatever hand you write with, it's going to be challenging to write on one side of a spiral notebook?
Dear everyone,
Unless your S/O has cheated on you, or you have definite reason to suspect he or she is, you NEVER have any right to check their phone, email, or social media.
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