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Dear teachers,
So, you give us about a day to write a 3 page paper, but you give yourselves about a month to grade it?
Dear boys,
The friend zone is easy to escape. Just be happy you're not in the "you're like a brother to me" zone.
Dear America,
You judge fat people, then you turn around and call me anorexic for being naturally skinny?
Dear son,
Yeah, we knew you were gay when you told us you were going to make another boy your "wife" when you were in preschool...
Dear boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can
Dear men,
Please wear suits more often. It is probably the sexiest thing ever.
Dear Australian female exchange student,
When you asked for a "rubber," I was so happy that you were talking about an eraser.
Dear Science Professor ,
"Just try and cheat. Nothing gets by me!"
Dear pervert,
Yeah, that's what she said. But not to you...
Dear Parents,
If I don't answer at 4:10, I'm probably not going to answer at 4:12.
Dear omegle,
Please stop flashing me with a penis every 3 seconds.
Dear Irish exchange student,
If you say "discombobulated" one more time, I swear I will kiss you.
Dear teacher who "read" my 36 page essay,
Yeah I can tell you gave up...
Dear old men with long white beards,
11 months out of the year you look like a total creeper, but in December you suddenly become awesome.
Dear life,
If you get hit with a dictionary, is it verbal or physical abuse?
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