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Dear popular girls,
At least my boyfriend isn't a douche.
Dear people trying to make abortion illegal,
Please stop complaining until you are willing to adopt the unwanted babies.
Dear Weed Can't Be Beneficial,
Please realize that it does wonder for stress, slows cancer growth, and helps people with asperger's and autism.
Dear teachers,
Please stop saying you shouldn't work harder than us, You get PAID!!
Dear wanting to ban the r word makes you an idiot,
Please realize that medical retardation is NO LONGER politically correct
Dear "weed isn't bad for you",
They thought smoking cigarettes wasn't bad for you either, until people were dying from lung cancer as a result of it.
Dear People who want to ban the "R" word,
Please realize that mental retardation is a true medical term and the retard is just the abbreviation for the medical term. Only the idiots who use the words wrong are the ones who cause you to dislike the word.
Dear Colleges and Scholarship Committees,
Here is a radical idea, lets make Scholarships based on Scholastic Achievement, not race, gender or financial standing anything else. I spent four years working my ASS off in classes I didn't want to take so I could pay for college.
Dear traditional schools,
How can you summarize my learning into a single letter? My name should not have more letters than my education.
Dear College Football Player in my Class:,
Please tell me more about how your pulled hamstring has you sitting out the rest of the season. Try having BOTH pulled, shin splints, falling arches and a dislocated rib. Oh, and I love how you tell me how my craft is nothing compared to yours. Dancing is the second most stressful activity a person can do to their body. The first is Rugby, not football.
Dear black kid berating a white kid about slavery,
Please shut up. Yes, the Europeans enslaved Africans for centuries. But guess who captured and sold a lot of slaves to the Europeans? The African leaders.
Dear people who want a fat princess,
Why? To boost childhood obesity? Or an adults self esteem?
Dear boys with girlfriends who get jealous,
You should take her jealously as a compliment.
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Dear scientists,
Please invent a male birth control option besides condoms. Condoms have a realistic failure rate of over 15%; guys deserve something better.
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