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Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Dear 90's kids,
Just because your childhood didn't have what is around today doesn't mean we can't enjoy the technology. Why do they invent it if we can't play on it? So I'll go out when I want to and I'll stay on when I want to.
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear Marching Band members,
Let's get this straight, we're two different kinds of people. While I don't have the coordination to march in rhythm and play an instrument at the same time, if you had suited up against me and my kind, you would still be eating through a straw.
Dear best friend,
No, it's not ok to go see a movie with my boyfriend when I'm gone. Thanks for asking though
Dear teens that sleep in past noon on the weekend,
Please don't complain when you have to get up at 9am. I have to get up at 5am on the weekend.
Dear Pastor Against Porn,
Please don't judge porn, or the people in it. They're expressing themselvses, and their sexuality, and earning a living at the same time. I'm sorry you have a problem, but too much of anything is bad for you. A drug addict doesn't get better by blaming the drugs.
Dear teens who like to be nostalgic about their childhood,
My childhood wasn't fun, or wonderful. It was fine, but there wasn't anything special about it.
Dear fellow Americains,
When will you wake up and realize The GREAT LIE - That our political system consists of only one party system The Demo-Republican party. It is a single party spilt on social issues but beholding to the only the very wealthy. NADORA Never A Democrat Or Republican Please Vote for anyone else if you want change.
Dear wife,
I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'm not asking for your trust. I have earned neither. I wrong you in the worst way possible. I cheated on you mere weeks after you had our second child. I don't even know why I did it; there was never anything wrong in our marriage. All I want to say is thank you for not leaving me. Thank you for making me go to therapy, which I have realized is what I've needed for so long. Thank you for not giving up on me.
Dear guy who acts like he's so much better than us because he has a girlfriend,
your girlfriend has 67 protons
Dear christians,
Please understand that i don't belive, so if you could just pleas stop trying to save me, i don't care if you think i'm going to hell because i DON'T belive in hell, that is your belife
Dear Teacher,
I can look down at my crotch and smile anytime I want!
Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Yes.
Dear droning professor,
Sure I'll stop passing notes in class, but that doesn't mean I'll start paying attention to you. I understood the material better before you started explaining it.
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