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Dear fat lady at the movies yelling at my dad,
He said he was sorry!
Dear Fast and Furious,
You know straight women (and I'm sure gay men) watch these movies, too, right?
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Dear mom,
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Dear Europeans,
Newsflash: Not all Americans speak with a heavy southern accent.
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Dear boy,
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Dear people who are against war,
Please stop trying to tell me my friend dying in my arms was completely worthless
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Dear guy who discovered milk,
What were you doing to that cow, and why?!
Dear genetics,
Gee, thanks. I'll never be able to reach my favorite foods at the grocery store once I move out and no longer have my dad to reach them for me.
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
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