Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Sincerely, you make me feel so guilty for saying "no"
My life. My body. My decision.
Sincerely, someone who wants their rights
Dear people who use arguments from Leviticus for and against homosexuality,
Pretty much everything in Leviticus is now ignored because it is in the Old Testament, which Jesus said was no longer applicable. However, 1 Corinthians 6 is against homosexuality, and because it is in the New Testament, people follow it.
Sincerely, just fyi
Dear people who think I'm serious,
It's called sarcasm....
Sincerely, girl who you're now pissed at over a joke
You have got to be sh*ttin' me. Co-ed bathrooms...
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't want to use the restroom next to their crush
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Sincerely, white girls everywhere.
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Sincerely, a person who actually read the books and saw the connections.
Please know that I can actually hear you when you sing in the shower....
Sincerely, wearing headphones and humming really loud to drown out your voice
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Sincerely, A girl who is sick of her friends nagging on her...
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Sincerely, the average student
Please give guys a chance too. They deserve to be treated with as much respect as most of them give you.
Sincerely, a girl, who think guys are not as bad as we think
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Sincerely, someone who has two maybe three problems in their lfie
Dear students who complain about getting their grades back,,
You had to do ONE paper, and your teacher has to grade 80 . Have some respect.
Sincerely, a teacher's daughter who never sees her mom, because she's always grading papers
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
Sincerely, my parents won't let me do the right thing and it's eating me up inside