Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Sincerely, a very pissed off co worker that dosen't want a scrach on my brand new Viper
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Sincerely, Always wondering father
Dear girl with Tourette's ,
I know you can't help it, but you are really going to make me fail my physics test.
Sincerely, a girl who can't concentrate
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Sincerely, sick of double standards.
Dear American High Schoolers,
Sincerely, Japanese High Schooler
Dear US family held hostage by a cat,
Really? It's a cat. Put a laundry basket on it, toss a toy, kick it, lock it in a room, throw a towel over it, toss it out into the hall. It's just a cat!
Dear boy who I asked to prom and rejected me,
I am going to become an engineer, make tons of money, and find a guy who loves me for me.
Sincerely, I went alone to prom
Dear sex Ed,
Please let me keep my innocence a little longer. I'm not ready for this.
Sincerely, 10th grader who likes being innocent
And I suppose… if it's my one last chance to say it I…
Sincerely, fades away
Dear English teachers,
Please stop saying that every story has a theme that the author was trying to get at. Seriously, NOBODY writes a book just to prove a theme.
Sincerely, one of your students who's a fellow writer
I have a bladder issue where i need potties often. so you should build more. Also, I don't like medication.
Sincerely, me, your VALUED CUSTOMER WHO JUST PISSED ON THE FLOOR
Dear friends who bragged about going to colleges far away for home for the first year,
Good luck driving or flying the distance home.
Sincerely, girl who stayed close to home and has a short commute to college
When I ask "How are you?" or "How've you been?" and you respond with good, then ask the same of me, don't be shocked when I say evil.
Sincerely, It's I've been well.
Dear men who shave,
Please stop being such little babies about your face and how it burns and makes you sore. You know that your grandad probably used one crazy-kill-you-dead-if-you-mess-up-sharp-ass-blade and never complained?
Sincerely, and I bet you post about "real men" all the time too