Dear people who complain about periods,
I had to run 3.2 miles in the hail on my period with a sprained ankle
Sincerely, yeah I thought so.
Dear pro-life people,
A commercial with a talking fetus...?
Sincerely, that's kind of low...
Dear Men,
Only dogs go for bones.
Sincerely, Marylin Monroe
Dear Canadians that are getting mad at Americans for getting mad over Obamacare,
American citizens will not be receiving free healthcare, in fact their costs are going to go up along with taxes, it is mainly for illegal immigrants that don't pay taxes. Also, older people are left out completely. Congress didn't even read the bill before approving it.
Sincerely, check the facts before yelling at those that already have
Dear Canadian who's had free health care all her life and doesn't see what the big deal is,
Obama isn't making our health care free. He's forcing us to have it or pay a $7,000 tax. We either pay out of our paychecks, or pay out of our wallet at the end of the year.
Sincerely, an American who is not proud of where this country is headed and will move to Canada instead
Dear girl hoping the theatre kid isn't gay,
You haven't been in drama long, have you?
Sincerely, a theatre girl who knows better
Dear doctors,
You make more money in one month than we make in one year. I think you can afford to help someone without insurance, and then let them pay when they can afford it.
Sincerely, I'm not burying my mother because you refuse to treat her.
Dear girls who try to get out of running the mile by saying you're on your period,
Please stop complaining and saying how much it will hurt. Running helps the cramps go away.
Sincerely, May be a gym teacher but not an idiot.
Dear pedestrian,
Please remember I can still hit you
Sincerely, I'm in a car - you are not
Dear people who brag about being a 90's kid,
You do realize that the youngest people old enough to really remember the 90's were born in the 80's right?
Sincerely, 80's kid
Dear Christians,
You have extremists, we have Richard Dawkins.
Sincerely, The Athiests
Dear Mothers,
I don't quite understand how having a human being pulling itself out of your vagina is the best moment of your life...
Sincerely, just curious...
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Put on some weight please, I'm not jealous of you but I am scared for your health.
Sincerely, here's some food
Dear society,
We took a poll. None of us - I repeat, NONE of us - feel comfortable in a bikini. Skinny, curvy, or otherwise.
Sincerely, girls
Dear hairstylist,
Please stop putting your boobs in my face when cutting in the front
Sincerely, I came for a haircut, not a private showing of your tits
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