Dear angry girls,
Just because you need tampons/pads, doesn't mean they should be free. Everyone needs toilet paper too, but you don't see anyone protesting for that to be free.
Sincerely, a capitalist
Dear New hire at work,
Thank you so much for letting us all in on your belief in UFO's, Aliens, and backing it up with stupid conspiacy theories. Good to know right away that I don't want you on any of my projects!
Sincerely, Team Leader that will FIGHT to have you assigned elsewhere.
Dear People Who Complain About Spelling and Grammer,
U r lyk the whyn conasewers ov th inglish luggage. Keep it up. Your reactions are hillarious.
Sincerely, A Certain Blundering Troll
Dear kids at my school,
We speak ENGLISH in ENGLand and no London's not in France.
Sincerely, the new British girl who is seriously starting to think Americans are as stupid as TV makes them
Dear obese people,
The concepts of "thin privilege" and "fatphobia" are ridiculous. Discrimination based on weight is different from discrimination based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, etc. Weight is something you can actually control, it's not an inherent part of you. And it's perfectly reasonable to judge people based on their lifestyle choices.
Sincerely, an overweight person who isn't a victim
Dear girl with Tourette's ,
I know you can't help it, but you are really going to make me fail my physics test.
Sincerely, a girl who can't concentrate
Dear "Gluten Free" People,
Please know you're most likely an idiot. Unless you have Celiac Disease you can eat gluten.
Sincerely, Somebody who actually has Celiac Disease
Dear American High Schoolers,
Sincerely, Japanese High Schooler
Dear boy who I asked to prom and rejected me,
I am going to become an engineer, make tons of money, and find a guy who loves me for me.
Sincerely, I went alone to prom
And I suppose… if it's my one last chance to say it I…
Sincerely, fades away
Dear sex Ed,
Please let me keep my innocence a little longer. I'm not ready for this.
Sincerely, 10th grader who likes being innocent
Please understand that I'm not here to offend your choices. I'm just wondering how you view the double-murder concept of killing a pregnant women? If that's illegal, than why is abortion legal?
I have a bladder issue where i need potties often. so you should build more. Also, I don't like medication.
Sincerely, me, your VALUED CUSTOMER WHO JUST PISSED ON THE FLOOR
Dear friends who bragged about going to colleges far away for home for the first year,
Good luck driving or flying the distance home.
Sincerely, girl who stayed close to home and has a short commute to college
Please realize that just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm homophobic. Yes I believe it is wrong, however I also believe that unless you too claim to be Christian, then I have no right to judge you. I won't judge you, so please don't judge me