Dear History Teacher,
Please accept the fact that none of us are going to pay attention if you try to teach us stuff the day before break.
Sincerely, You should seriously just put on a movie or something
Dear Stephane Myer,
Please make some more twilight books, the fuel for my fire is running out
Dear peers asking me how I scored 99 on that test when everyone else scored 60 or below,
This stuff comes easily to me.
Sincerely, sick of getting asked why I'm so smart. Contrary to popular belief, I don't like it.
I know that a lot of Americans give off a generally stupid and arrogant vibe, but I swear that we're not all like that. I hate the states just as much as you do, and being afraid to leave the country isn't exactly helping.
Sincerely, an American who hates the reputation her country has
Stop suggesting that I will have rats in my room if I don't clean it. There might be bugs if I had dirty dishes in there, but rats don't just pop up out of nowhere as soon as they realize someone has clothes lying on their floor.
Please explain why it is okay for girls to be mean and say harsh truths, but when guys do it, it's considered "rude" and "douchey".
Sincerely, gender inequalities go both ways.
Is there anyone else who doesn't understand why people think Benedict Cumberbatch is so attractive?
Sincerely, just wondering if I am the only one...
Dear "adoption is an option",
Not every child gets adopted.
Sincerely, try again
Please understand that I meant no disrespect when I said I couldn't do the assignment. You had us fill out questions about categorizing people based on their image to show that we have preconceived notions and that our appearances have an affect on how other people see us.
Sincerely, I respect you a lot....but I don't judge people on their appearances at all!
Please can I have scholarship money? I'm a minority.
Sincerely, an introvert
Dear JC Penny Employee,
Please know that my open ridicule of the less than relatable size zero mannequin was not an invitation to point me in the direction of the "bigger" mannequin.
Sincerely, size 12 is not fat
Dear people who say that vegetarians are plant killers,
Please stop a think for a moment. Both meat-eaters AND vegetarians eat plants. Meat-eaters just also eat meat.
Sincerely, a vegetarian who is sick of this joke, only because it is entirely inaccurate
Please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stop using those bears as your commercial.
Sincerely, supremely annoyed TV viewer.
Dear 26-year-old Virgin,
Please keep up your morals. Good for you!
Sincerely, In the same boat.