I don't care what your gender is.
Sincerely, I'm calling you sweetheart.
Please realize stereotypes are there for a reason
Sincerely, I have a crazy Jewish grandmother
Dear the middles school couple,
Happy one week anniversery
Sincerely, I honestly thought it wouldn't last
How much can't could a white girl can if a white girl couldn't can't even?
Dear Disney-loving Friends,
Please understand that because I didn't grow up on those movies, I don't have any emotional connection to them like you do. Stop getting mad at me for 'rewatching' them with you and not liking them. I'm too old to watch them for the first time and like them.
Sincerely, It's the same reason you guys don't like Ed Edd N Eddy.
Dear Black People (Rightfully) Offended By Racism in the U.S,
Please stop assuming white people are all bigots.
Sincerely, White People Who Aren't Bigots
Dear 40 year old lady on the bus,
Please Sit straight like a normal person and not with your feet crossed while playing candy crush on your ipad
Sincerely, guy next too you with cramp on his left leg because of you
Dear people writing anything,
"I'm nauseated" means others cause you nausea. "I'm nauseous" means you cause others nausea.
Sincerely, a nauseous and nauseated person
Dear divers honking at me because i am going to slow for you.,
I was in a car wreck the other day! Im still a little shaken up!
Sincerely, calm the hell down and leave me alone!
Realize that someone who is pro-choice does not necessarily think that an abortion is not killing a fetus. I'm a science geek and know how early life functions start with an embryo. I'm still pro-choice, not because I think the killing of a fetus is the best, but because sometimes a woman needs a choice. Sometimes it's in the best interest for the baby and parents. Abortion should not be the first choice, but it should be a choice.
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Last night my crush told me "We'd totally be in a relationship if I were straight!"
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop staring. Can you not tell it's a fake baby?! Are people really this stupid?
Sincerely, it's for school, and i'm definitely still a virgin.
I don't know what your issue is, or what mental handicap you have, but you need to get a grip. You don't get a free pass to attack someone just because she walked by you on the "wrong side".
Sincerely, if that sort of thing sets you off, you probably should just stay home
I am very sorry that one of our previous employees promised that you could always keep your lowered rent amount. They should not have done that, and there is no note in your file that they had that promise approved by the owners. In addition, you acutally signed the renewal contract with us for the increased amount, so you are legally obligated to pay the higher amount if you still wish to live here.
Sincerely, maybe next time, you can read before you sign, and bring up this sort of issue then