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Dear Grandma,
Please stop calling flip-flops "thongs". I die a little every time you ask for them.
Dear blues clues,
Please suggest saying "do not try this at home " before jumping into a book.
Dear freshmen boys trying to grow a moustache,
Sorry, but um... You have a little bit of dirt... Yeah right there.
Dear mathematicians,
I know you've been looking for X for years, in fact X is equal to 10.
Dear Football team,
Yes, yes I am blaring the Tangled soudtrack from my car right next to where your practice is taking place. No I will not stop.
Dear Students,
You ask how algebra will help you later on in life?
Dear Vegetarians,
Yes, this deer could be Bambi's mother, but that cucumber could be Larry.
Dear girl wearing a mini dress and 5 inch heels that just wiped out on the sidewalk,
It's Minnesota, in winter. There's ice
Dear Boys,
You do realize how many weapons and poisons are in the kitchen, right?
Dear "This Project Cannot Be Completed The Night Before",,
You wanna tell that to my 100 plus 5 bonus points for creativity?
Dear God,
Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.
Dear girls ,
Please stop giving us "hints" if you like us, just tell us please. We're stupid
Dear obnoxious people,,
"Why, yes I am 15. Yes, I am the pastors daughter. And, yes, this is my baby."
Dear cashier looking judgmental when I buy a tub of ice-cream and a pack of oreos,
"I'm eating for two...".
Dear Male Married Teacher,
When I say that I need to go to the bathroom, that it's an emergency, and I have my pencil-case in my hand, do not tell me to wait 20 minutes until the end of class?
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