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THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Elmo,
You're just like Justin Bieber. I always think you're a boy. then I hear you talk, and I change my mind.
Dear inventor of tampons ,
Please tell me you're not a guy.
Dear bartender,
Could I get an Bin Laden?
Dear Virgin Islands,
Yeah, that was your name before I got there. Now you're called The Islands.
Dear people at the table next to mine,
Please only talk about interesting topics.
Dear girlfriend,
I really liked that sweatshirt, but oh, you can just have it. It's not like I spent a lot of money on it or anything. You go on ahead.
Dear PE teacher,
How did I get a C?
Dear little sister who rides horses,
I'm more of a "save a horse, ride a cowboy" kind of girl.
Dear Selena Gomez,
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend.
Dear children of today,
You can be anything you want to be!
Dear Facebook,
Congratulations on becoming a verb!
Dear cupcake,
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Dear little kids,
Please stop looking for Nemo... He's gone.
Dear parents,
"Please" and "thank you" are not the magic words.
Dear gummy worms,
If I cut you in half, will you grow a new body?
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