Dear people of Ferguson,
Please know your efforts to deflate racial tention in America is starting to become counter productive.
Sincerely, I'd hate to sound racist, but it's becoming hard not to.
Dear people of dearblankpleaseblank,
I agree that being a virgin doesn't make someone better than everyone else, but you make it sound it's okay for teenagers to have sex.
Dear pro life people,
Please understand, sure I'm fine with the baby living, but I don't want to carry it. It's my body. If any other creature latched on you would remove it. Why is now any different.
Dear people having sex,
Safe sex is not 100% free from consequences! You can still get pregnant and you can still get STDs. Sure you might have bad luck if that happens but don't say, "it's not my fault." It is your fault (if it was consensual).
Sincerely, but hey, driving with a seatbelt doesn't mean you won't be injured and we still do that
Dear McDonald's customers,
If you come through my drive-through and you have an order that's $20 or more, and you give me handfulls upon handfulls of small change, please know that every employee is talking about how much they hate you and we are probably spitting in your food as you're giggling to yourself about us having to count it.
Sincerely, angry McDonald's manager
Please stop trying to prevent guns in schools with gun laws
Sincerely, since when do criminals follow laws anyways?
Y do u think u r smarter than me.
Sincerely, clerly age snobery, stop it snob ladis. My esays are perfect.
Dear "Pro-Life" people,
Please realize that the woman who needs to get an abortion has a life while a fetus inside her doesn't.
Sincerely, abortions aren't something people do for fun.
Dear people who say Christmas can't start until after Thanksgiving,
If I want to start celebrating early because it makes me happy, why shouldn't I?
Sincerely, don't try to rain on my parade please
Dear Certain Feminists,
As a girl myself, I can see why some men don't want women holding the same amount of power as them, considering some of the spokesmen for our gender are nothing but argumentative, irrational female supremisists.
Sincerely, Maybe if you fought for equality instead of a complete female domination we'd be getting somewhere
Dear British boy who told me he likes me,
I feel pretty lucky, but wish you'd said fancy.
Sincerely, an American girl who has always wanted someone to tell her they fancy her
Dear college professors,
Girls should get bonus point for taking test during their periods, because advanced multivariable calculus is hard enough without all the cramping, bleeding, and nausea.
Sincerely, started my period 3 hours before the final
Dear Honey Boo Boo,
Please stop making Americans all look like fools. The only reason anyone watches your show is because your stupidness and fatness is comical.
Sincerely, Real Americans
Dear Indian people,
It's kinda funny to hear you say that you're not attracted to Asians. Do you know where you come from?!?! lol
Sincerely, just had to point that out