Dear people who say Islam is a religion of peace,
Trivia question: how young was the youngest girl Muhammad had sex with?
Sincerely, I'll give you a hint: it's the same number as his confirmed number of wives!
Dear people who say "Islam is a religion of peace",
Please How many times does the Quran say to kill/oppress all nonmuslims?
Sincerely, 109. 109 verses of the Quran say to kill nonmuslims.
Dear Everbody who thinks being a nerd is "sexy",
Please stop wearing square rimmed glasses or a comic book shirt and calling yourself a "nerd" or a "geek." Real nerds/geeks play video games, get good marks, and make nerd jokes. We are not "sexy" nor do we want to be.
Sincerely, A nerd that is pissed off at the fact that being a nerd is now cool
If you all hate the act of shaving so much, then why don't you just stop shaving?
Sincerely, a Man
Dear Smart Guys in High School,
Please stop dating the dumb girls. You're not cute together. Date someone who can actually give your mind a challenge.
Sincerely, Smart Girls
Dear entitled white students,
White students receive 76% of all institutional merit-based scholarship and grant funding, even though they represent less than 62% of the student population. White students are 40% more likely to win private scholarships than minority students.
Sincerely, actually, you have it better. Please stop whining.
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear United States of America,
Please Let me compare, my counrty caused a lot of chaos in the world with its ideas. I brainwashed the masses with media propaganda that people who are against us are communist in disguise. I spilled a lot of blood on wars and with my policies. I forced myself to other peoples matters saying it was in the name of democracy. It seems we are not that much different.
Sincerely, NAZI Germany
Dear female stars in the media,
Please stop objectifying yourselves on the media. You're a big part of the problem. We're trying to end the objectification of women in our society, but there you are shaking your butt and boobs all over the TV screen. You do you, but how are men supposed to see women as anything other than objects when we present ourselves as such?
Sincerely, Just Saying
Dear teens that sleep in past noon on the weekend,
Please don't complain when you have to get up at 9am. I have to get up at 5am on the weekend.
Sincerely, a swimmer that races every weekend during the summer
Dear British People,
Americans may be fat.. But atleast we have toothbrushes.
Please be men for once and ASK THAT GIRL OUT! You know she likes you and she is waiting for you to make the first move.
You refusing to tell me about the side effects just made me a bit anti-vax.
If we can't sleep at school don't expect us to study at home
Sincerely, students everywhere
Dear girl with her chat status set to "And I will give the world to you",
Let me get this straight: I've known you for five years, we've been the best of friends and bought each other birthday and Christmas presents. You flirted with me (don't deny it). I finally ask you out and write you a poem (which I poured my heart into) and you turn me down, tell me we weren't really great friends anyway, and then refuse to even meet up to talk... And now you've known this other guy for like 2 weeks and THAT is your chat status?
Sincerely, next time just physically carve my heart out with a spoon, it would be less painful