Dear jerks at school,
She shouldn't have had to transfer schools because of how much you tormented her for getting pregnant. She's amazing and can't you see how much she's going through? Why make her go through it alone?
Sincerely, the guy who got her pregnant.
Dear People on Facebook,
Please stop acting like cropping a picture and/or adding text to it makes you a graphic designer.
Sincerely, Graphic Deisgners
Please remember that there is also pressure from the other sex, the media, and society in general to look muscular, tall, and to lose our virginity as well. This can affect men in the same way even if it is not as common.
Sincerely, Mr. Low Self Esteem
Thanks, telling me to 'suck it up' when I had a mental breakdown and ended up in the hospital after months of verbal and physical abuse, and constant misgendering and homophobia totally made me better!
Sincerely, sarcastic and not paying any more bills for you
Dear people who want the drinking age to remain 21,
From my experience, the drinking age doesn't stop 18 year-olds from drinking. It only stops them from getting medical attention when they desperately need it.
Sincerely, an EMT who has seen this too much
Dear Daughter and Son,
I know I yell and snap at you more than I should. I know that I don't always show you the attention that you deserve, but please, please know that I see all the amazing things that you do and that I love you with everything I've got. I just don't always know how to show it...
Sincerely, A young, guilty, mother
Dear 24 year old sister,
Please stop playing on the ps3 when we only have one television and you are using it literally the entire day. It's the weekend and we all want to have fun, and are also tired of watching you constantly play.
Sincerely, your younger 16 year old sister, who is tired of having to act like an adult
I shot first you little sh*t
Dear people who tell me what to do with my uterus,
Sincerely, a childfree person
Dear Friends and Family,
Through my ENTIRE life, all the way up to college you told me to get an Art and Writing degree. You were insistent "It will be such a waste if you don't go into art!". Now I have the degree and all you can say is "What will you do with that?""Oh, you can't make a career out of a hobby.". You won't even visit my website. Please, withhold your scrutinizing comments. You talked me into this.
Sincerely, Seriously Pissed Off Starving Artist
Thanks for trying to be "supportive", but he's my husband, and I am his. We don't have to call each other "partners".
Sincerely, political correctness is fine, but we don't need correcting.
I won't have an abortion no matter how much you try to force me into it. My baby didn't ask to be conceived through rape, and it's not fair to punish it for its father's crime. I know you don't think I can raise a child, but you know that I've read every parenting book I can get my hands on, so you should accept that I know *something* of what's ahead.
Sincerely, I won't let you make my decisions for me.
Dear guys and girls in the friendzone,
Please finally stop complaining. You either don't have the guts to admit you like them, which isn't their fault, or they rejected you, which isn't their fault. They don't know or don't like you. Either shut up and accept the apparent awfulness of being someone's friend, or get lost.
Sincerely, it's no one's job to like you
Dear new seasonal guy who thinks only women have to vacuum,
Please enjoy the next three months of your seasonal job being on the night shift. Where at the end of every shift someone has to vacuum, that someone now being you.
Sincerely, The feminist that also works night shifts.