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Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Dear pro-lifers,
My life. My body. My decision.
Dear people who use arguments from Leviticus for and against homosexuality,
Pretty much everything in Leviticus is now ignored because it is in the Old Testament, which Jesus said was no longer applicable. However, 1 Corinthians 6 is against homosexuality, and because it is in the New Testament, people follow it.
Dear people who think I'm serious,
It's called sarcasm....
Dear Creationalists,
Dinosaurs.
Dear University,
You have got to be sh*ttin' me. Co-ed bathrooms...
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Dear Roommate,
Please know that I can actually hear you when you sing in the shower....
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Dear school,
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Dear Girls,
Please give guys a chance too. They deserve to be treated with as much respect as most of them give you.
Dear Jay-Z,
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Dear students who complain about getting their grades back,,
You had to do ONE paper, and your teacher has to grade 80 . Have some respect.
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
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