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Dear Gun Toting Americans,
Please realise that everyone else is sick of you acting shocked every time there's a mass shooting.
Dear Self Defence Instructor,
No matter how much peril I am in, I am not going to "grab and rip" someone's groin.
Dear "God doesn't make mistakes",
He flooded the earth because he made mistakes and decided to start over, didn't he?
Dear World,
Please stop saying it's wrong or not normal for teenagers to be having sex. According to biology, yeah, it's totally normal. In fact, we're wired to do so. Nowadays it's just impractical and unwise, but it's certainly not strange.
Dear Everyone,
Please stop liking things that I don't like and doing things I don't do. That'd be great 'k?
Dear Mom,
So you wish I was more like that pretty girl at my school who has it all?
Dear women afraid of blood,
How is that even possible?
Dear Heterosexuals,
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like homosexual people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Dear Customer,
The fact that you made me make you a tea with not only whipped cream but marshmallows as well makes me feel both queasy and sad.
Dear Pot Heads,
Please stop complaining about how poor you are. If you can spend 20 bucks on weed you're not poor, you just have your priorities mixed up.
Dear judgmental Athiest who thinks that he is better than everybody else,
You feel like religious people force their views down everybody's throats? Tell me again (for the thousandth time) how religion is pathetic and how everyone who believes in a god is stupid.
Dear random guy,
I see your reflection in the window, stop staring at my ass.
Dear Americans who constantly trash the United States and say they hate the country,
Please either work towards making the country a better place for everyone or get out.
Dear Boyfriend,
Thank you for being amazing and taking care of me while I was drunk and not being a standard college boy and take advantage of a drunk girl
Dear Caitlyn Jenner,
Please have an amazing, honest, and happy life
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