Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Dear Sarah Palin,
Please stop. You are making all women and Republicans look stupid.
Sincerely, an ashamed female Republican
Dear "I have the body of a god. Buddha!',
Buddha was not a god. Buddha was a teacher. Buddhists do not worship him, they follow his teachings.
Sincerely, please stop, its ridiculous.
Please stop getting so emotional about me eating meat. You don't eat meat, and I respect that. But must you sit here and tell me about how I'm a murderer for eating meat, something my body can't function without?
Sincerely, I'm just craving a hamburger, is it really worth giving an hour long rant?
Dear "Perks of being a Wallflower",
After watching you, I am concluding that there are no perks...
Sincerely, a disappointed viewer
Dear Grammar Nazis,
Please understand that proper spelling and grammar are not indicative of one's intelligence or education, and should not be treated as such.
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Sincerely, got you away from the computer, to play board games and have a random sword fight
Dear adoptive, gay dads,
Thanks for teaching me your philosophy on life, love and acceptance. Hakuna Matata!
Please let me be a teenager. I'm just at my boyfriend's house playing video games. You don't have to pick me up at 8 when his parents are going to bring everyone home at 10. It makes me look like you don't trust me.
Sincerely, your straight-A, almost 16 year old daughter in need of a life
We hope you read these anonymous messages and ask us out.
Sincerely, Ladies of the 21st Century
Please require vaccines for park entry!
Sincerely, someone who loves the park but doesn't want to die!
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
Dear straight boys,
Please realize that I don't find you attractive, just because I am gay.
Sincerely, a gay guy with standards
Dear people who always criticize girls who say that they like "nerds,",
Please understand that some of us like actual nerds, not just guys with hipster glasses.
Sincerely, the girl crushing on the awkward, sweet guy in her honors physics class with a 4.0 GPA