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Dear people who ask if I don't eat meat because I love animals,
No, it's because I hate plants
Dear Person using the Big Bang Theory to study for Biology,
I am a theoretical physicist. Not a biologist.
Dear late periods,
OH MY GOD I MIGHT BE CARRYING THE NEXT JESUS
Dear World,
You shouldn't make jokes about tampons, period.
Dear people at NASA,
Do you ever say "It's not rocket science!" to your coworkers?
Dear Trojan condom commercial,
"These condoms were tested three times." So...you're telling me this is someone's JOB? TO TEST CONDOMS?
Dear men,
It's been shown that when most women kill, they do it with poison.
Dear Lincoln,
I heard you were doing well in theaters
Dear Ginny Weasley,
It's a journal, not a diary.
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
I find it quiet funny your sponsored by Nike.
Dear reader,
What do you call a cautious redhead?
Dear Taylor Swift,
Please don't collaborate with Selena Gomez and write a song about me.
Dear male part in Baby It's Cold Outside,
THE LADY SAID NO!
Dear people that keep making Harry Potter jokes,
We need to start being Sirius now…
Dear "popular girl",
Did you seriously just ask how people in Spain talk in spanish if they think in English?
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