Dear Overprotective brother,
Why couldn't I be the one to beat up the jackass who asked me out for the 6th time?
Sincerely, You have all the fun
Dear black kid berating a white kid about slavery,
Please shut up. Yes, the Europeans enslaved Africans for centuries. But guess who captured and sold a lot of slaves to the Europeans? The African leaders.
Sincerely, a student who knows both sides were at fault.
Dear people who want a fat princess,
Why? To boost childhood obesity? Or an adults self esteem?
Sincerely, Children don't care about size.
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Sincerely, a student.
Dear boys with girlfriends who get jealous,
You should take her jealously as a compliment.
Sincerely, it means she's scared to lose you
Freedom of Speech is a two-way street.
Sincerely, get's so much hate for not being "politically correct."
Please invent a male birth control option besides condoms. Condoms have a realistic failure rate of over 15%; guys deserve something better.
Sincerely, sick of having to rely on women for this
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Sincerely, Been riding for 11 years and is sick of hearing negativity.
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Sincerely, the girl who's terrified to go alone
Dear People crying "slut-shaming",
When I tell someone they're not dressed appropriately for wherever we are, it's not about their sex life. It's about them not respecting the setting enough to dress appropriately. They can have as much sex as they want, regardless of their gender or the gender of their partner(s), as long as they don't do it in front of me. But they really shouldn't wear revealing or sloppy clothing while teaching Sunday School, etc., and I am not sorry for calling them on it.
Sincerely, Stop making it all about sex.
Please wake up earlier on Christmas. I woke up at 4 am this year and then at 6 and then at 8, and you all didn't even budge til 11. I can't stand just staring at the gifts, and I want to be there when you open yours.
Sincerely, the early riser
Dear men mocking women for going everywhere in group,
And if we go alone, we risk being blamed for our own rape or even murder. What's your point?
Sincerely, check your privilege!
Dear Spanish teacher,
Please understand that your students have better thing to do than study for your class. I am averaging 2 hours from your class alone!
Sincerely, I actually have to STUDY FOR OTHER CLASSES!
Things that decrease abortion rates: More accessible condoms, birth control and Plan Bs, and a better sex education. Things that do not decrease abortions: Calling people murderers and throwing tomatoes at them..
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit