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Dear Overprotective brother,
Why couldn't I be the one to beat up the jackass who asked me out for the 6th time?
Dear black kid berating a white kid about slavery,
Please shut up. Yes, the Europeans enslaved Africans for centuries. But guess who captured and sold a lot of slaves to the Europeans? The African leaders.
Dear people who want a fat princess,
Why? To boost childhood obesity? Or an adults self esteem?
Dear school,
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Dear boys with girlfriends who get jealous,
You should take her jealously as a compliment.
Dear Everyone,
Freedom of Speech is a two-way street.
Dear scientists,
Please invent a male birth control option besides condoms. Condoms have a realistic failure rate of over 15%; guys deserve something better.
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Dear People crying "slut-shaming",
When I tell someone they're not dressed appropriately for wherever we are, it's not about their sex life. It's about them not respecting the setting enough to dress appropriately. They can have as much sex as they want, regardless of their gender or the gender of their partner(s), as long as they don't do it in front of me. But they really shouldn't wear revealing or sloppy clothing while teaching Sunday School, etc., and I am not sorry for calling them on it.
Dear family,
Please wake up earlier on Christmas. I woke up at 4 am this year and then at 6 and then at 8, and you all didn't even budge til 11. I can't stand just staring at the gifts, and I want to be there when you open yours.
Dear men mocking women for going everywhere in group,
And if we go alone, we risk being blamed for our own rape or even murder. What's your point?
Dear Spanish teacher,
Please understand that your students have better thing to do than study for your class. I am averaging 2 hours from your class alone!
Dear pro-life,
Things that decrease abortion rates: More accessible condoms, birth control and Plan Bs, and a better sex education. Things that do not decrease abortions: Calling people murderers and throwing tomatoes at them..
Dear people,
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit
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