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Dear talent show contestants below the age of 7,
You try to convince the world you're cute and all, singing/dancing your little hearts out, but all I see is a another life down the drain of money, fame and greed. Plus, you're far too young to handle the stress of fame, and it's a gruesome shame your parents don't realize that.
Dear Mom,
Please don't make stupid excuses to go to Taco Bell instead of making dinner.
Dear Auntie,
Please stop posting pictures of ripped models, you are old enough to be a grand-ma
Dear singles,
Roses are red, violets aren't blue, I heard you're forever alone...so LOL screw you!
Dear teachers,
I'm sorry I wasn't at school for two days in a row. That doesn't mean I should still take the quiz.
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Dear people who say "on your left, no your OTHER left",,
Sorry, I got confused there for a minute!
Dear Graphic Designers,
Y U No Understand Us?
Dear Middle-aged male joggers,
Please don't wear those short shorts,....
Dear cleaning lady,
Please put stuff back where you find it, clean thoroughly, and put the cleaning supplies away when you're done.
Dear Rapunzel,
My powers are better.
Dear Private Schools,
Please Why do you make me write essays to get into your school?
Dear people who hate on religious views beliefs and people in general,
Please don't call us religious people racists or bigots or ignorant just because our views and beliefs are different than yours.
Dear 'friend' that thinks I call myself fat to get compliments,
I don't want compliments.
Dear Geniuses,
Please stop being dead. Our generation needs saving.
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