SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Dear Menopausal Mom,
Please refrain from turning the air conditioner to subzero temperatures when it's not even that hot.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
Dear Short person,
Maybe get a periscope or something?
Dear "Mind if I smoke?",
"Care if I die?"
Dear world,
Being a girly girl doesn't make you fake, it means you like to look nice.
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Dear Scholarships,
How is it ok to say that having scholarships for people of different races is ok, but when a pure white scholarship is created it is racist?
Dear "pro-life" people,
Women have the right to bodily autonomy. No one should be forced to use their body to support others; individuals aren't forced to donate blood or organs, no matter how desperately their donations may be needed. That's because the right to control the use of one's body is one of the most fundamental of rights, and you're not taking that away from us.
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Dear People in Call Centers,
Please don't piss me off. It won't end well for you....
Dear Teacher,
How can you afford an iPad, iPhone, and the new apple laptop and still not afford cable?!
Dear U2,
Forcing everyone with an Itunes account to own your new album doesn't make your album release the "biggest of all time"
Dear atheist complaining to me about how religious people shove their beliefs in your face,
If we have to keep our religion out of your face, you have to keep your hate for religion out of our face.
Dear summer,
I am so looking forward to the excuse to wear tiny shorts and cute tank tops with micro mini bikinis
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