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THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear guy who smirked at me when I said I mostly listen to Disney,
You wish you were as awsome as me.
Dear Mother Nature,
Snow, rain, ice, slush, lightning, and thunder storm? Bitchy much?
Dear boys,
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Dear Teachers,
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Dear other girls at school,
Please stop calling me a a 'slut' just because my dress is several inches above my knee.
Dear customers,
It is not my job to be bubbly and happy every second of my 8-hour shift...
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
Dear 'Marilyn Monroe' quotes on Facebook,
Wow! How empowering for women nowadays to know that skinny girls aren't worthy!
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Dear boys who complain about girls friend-zoning you or cheating on you,
Look in YOUR friendzone, please
Dear people at my school who think they're "ghetto" and our town is "ghetto" also,
Please realize that if you really lived in a ghetto you couldn't afford the iPhone that your parents bought you.
Dear guys of the world,
Do you not realize that a tailored suit is one of THE most attractive things you could wear?
Dear people,
Please know there air is there so the chips dont break and crumble
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