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Dear girl that hates me because I'm friends with her boyfriend,
Please stop glaring at me like that. I'm not going to steal him from you. I don't want a boy with bad taste in girls.
Dear "gangstas" with low pants and backwards hats,
This is a toy store.
Dear guy who "slowed down" at the stop sign,
If I beat you with a stick, would you want me to stop or just "slow down"?
Dear America,
Yes, demoracy is great, except when the majority of people are idiots.
Dear girls on my track team,
Please stop complaining about how small your boobs are.
Dear Ron Weasley,
You have no idea what bloody hell really is.
Dear never ending story,
Why are the credits rolling?
Dear Justin Bieber,
The country music awards? Really?
Dear world,
If at first you do not succeed, then you are not me.
Dear Ke$ha,
H0w [email protected]
Dear people in electric wheelchairs,
If you get arrested for public intoxication do you also get a DUI?
Dear whitening toothpaste,
Yeah, right.
Dear family member whom I haven't seen in 13 years,
Did you really expect me to stay FIVE forever?
Dear world,
Please never say "grapes" in pig-Latin.
Dear mom,
Please stop thinking that because the door is closed and you hear screaming doesn't mean my boyfriend and I are having sex.
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