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Dear J.K. Rowling,
Why did you give everyone from the Battle of Hogwarts and automatic pass? Was it just so you didn't have to write that final year book?
Dear Mom,
Please stop freaking out over every little thing.
Dear Christians arguing about creationism in classrooms,
What if we took a science classroom to be that: teaching about the way the natural world appears to our senses. Discussions about minutia like a young earth created to look old etc can happen at home.
Dear people who freak out when books are even dog-eared,
Please, cut it out with the dirty looks. When I read a non-special edition book, it goes to work with me, to the bathroom, even when I eat or make breakfast. It gets thrown in the front seat of the car and shoved into an overfilled backpack. There's toothpaste stains where I've brushed my teeth as I read, nail polish stains, even tears.
Dear People who use "Retarded" as an insult,
My brother has multiple mental disabilities. When you toss around slurs like that, it hurts me.
Dear body art haters,
Please stop judging us negatively for having tattoos
Dear Scientologists,
You're kidding, right?
Dear Harry Potter,
Yes, you are the boy who lived, but he was the twin who died.
Dear foreign driver who crashed into me,
At the risk of sounding racist, I don't care how recently you arrived here, I don't care how lost you are, I don't care how little English you speak. Learn the rules of the road before you start driving here.
Dear World,
Why can't we just learn to tolerate each other for who we are, and learn to love our differences?
Dear Donald Trump,
Please stop. Just stop.
Dear smokers,
What in hell made you start this, and what the hell possessed you to continue?
Dear judgmental people,
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I have an inability to gain weight.
Dear I Just Need a Dollar for Lunch,
Please stand in front of a restaurant instead of the liquor store next time.
Dear everyone,
I believe one can get very far with very little if one keeps one's priorities straight.
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