Dear people of Ferguson,
Please know your efforts to deflate racial tention in America is starting to become counter productive.
Sincerely, I'd hate to sound racist, but it's becoming hard not to.
Dear fellow sophomore complaining about getting his girlfriend pregnant,
Here's a piece of advice: If you don't want a kid, then don't have sex. It's not that hard.
Sincerely, don't you have better things to do during high school?
Dear Patriotic People,
Please think about why you're proud of something you probably contributed practically nothing to.
Sincerely, Other Countries Matter
Please realise that the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important that it changes a woman
Dear people who say Christmas can't start until after Thanksgiving,
If I want to start celebrating early because it makes me happy, why shouldn't I?
Sincerely, don't try to rain on my parade please
Dear Princess Peach,
Please stop denying me a kiss when i've gone through Eight Worlds to save you
Please realize that not everyone is fit for college. Wait, scratch that, high school
Sincerely, smart people trapped next to idiots.
Dear people who want gay people to be able to legally receive marriage licenses,
Please explain to me why the hell the government should be at all involved in marriage and why the act of marriage is something that you apparantly need to obtain a license to pursue
Sincerely, how about the government mind its own damn business and leave marriage up to religious institutions
Please change your mind and ask me out again...
Sincerely, so I can reject you for being so horrible to me.
Dear People Against the Mormon Church,
People are starving and dying in the Middle East. And you're freaking out about Joseph Smith having 40 wives. Might want to change your priorities.
Sincerely, A Mormon living in the Middle East
Dear McDonald's customers,
If you come through my drive-through and you have an order that's $20 or more, and you give me handfulls upon handfulls of small change, please know that every employee is talking about how much they hate you and we are probably spitting in your food as you're giggling to yourself about us having to count it.
Sincerely, angry McDonald's manager
Dear "I don't hate LGBTAQP people I just don't support queer marriage",
Funny, would you say "I don't hate black people, I just don't support black rights"? No? Yeah, didn't think so.
Sincerely, Sick of your annoying internalized queerphobia
Please stop judging me. I am a 21 year old female who loves anime/manga. I have a gay male friend who is one of the most important people in my life. My favourite band is Muse. I love Harry Potter, LoTR and The Hunger Games. I watch Friends and Gilmore Girls obsessively. I just graduated with first class honours in BA English Language and Linguistics. I want to travel the world. I AM MUSLIM.
Sincerely, I bet you weren't expecting that last part.
Dear Stupid customers,
No I don't work here, I just put away random store's clothing for fun. It's my favorite pastime.
Sincerely, Yes I Work Here