Dear cashier looking judgmental when I buy a tub of ice-cream and a pack of oreos,
"I'm eating for two...".
Sincerely, just kidding, but your face was priceless considering I'm 15
Dear Male Married Teacher,
When I say that I need to go to the bathroom, that it's an emergency, and I have my pencil-case in my hand, do not tell me to wait 20 minutes until the end of class?
Sincerely, Bet you didn't expect me to say "I'm bleeding and cramping and WILL go to the bathroom now".
Dear bisexual best friend,
I don't care if you like girls as well as guys, you're my best friend and you always will be.
Sincerely, as long as you don't become a fan of twilight.
Please stop referring to the act of downloading stuff illegally as piracy, it's only making me want to do it so I can be called a pirate.
You do know that "swag" is an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, or greenery, right?
Dear chemistry teacher,
Why is the class amused? I believe it's quite self-explanatory...
Sincerely, "Rutherford concluded that his balls could be tiny or massive."
If pizza is a vegetable because it has tomatoes in it, that means vodka is a vegetable too.
Sincerely, person who knows that vodka is made from potatoes.
Dear band teachers,
Please don't look at us weird when we laugh after you say, "Use more tongue and blow harder".
Sincerely, students cracking up
Please explain why you decided to unlock my phone, dial my crush, and leave him an extremely long message while I was talking about him.
Sincerely, Got some explaining to do...
Dear tall people,
Watch out. We bite ankles.
Sincerely, short people
Dear gym teacher,
That tattoo you asked me about on my ankle? Yeah, that was a princess band-aid, but nice try.
Sincerely, Not all teenagers are rebels
We only ask you questions because we think it's funny to watch you try to talk with stuff in your mouth.
Thanks for making me sit next to a hot boy on the day the pastor gives us a sex talk.
Please don't ask me if i'm sexually active in front of my mom...
Sincerely, "Not really, I just lay there."