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Dear roommate,,
I'm sorry that reading Hamlet is driving you crazy...but don't complain to me when you see me struggling over my chemistry book.
Dear doctors at the emergency room,
Do you really have to ask if I'm pregnant or sexually active?
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
Dear Once Upon a Time fans,
Is it weird that I think it would be hot for Emma and Mary Margaret to hook up?
Dear University Professors,
I'm smart enough to get into this place, so help me understand why I pay so much money for tuition and textbooks and then you tell me I'll get my paper back when I get my paper back?!
Dear girls,
I always think it's funny when you say to never text your ex no matter how long it's been
Dear people against free birth control,
If my health insurance didn't cover my birth control, I wouldn't be using it. I would have to buy special condoms because of my allergy. That's fine, but the kind of sex my boyfriend and I have tends to break the condoms 1/3 of the time. If I get pregnant, I will get an abortion.
Dear Criminals being 'hassled' by the police,
Please stop breaking the law. Also, you don't pay my salary. Lets be honest, you don't really pay taxes.
Dear Cinderella,
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear hot guy,
You, sir, are very attractive. Therefore, I shall stare at you.
Dear "Sticks and Stones will break my bones but words will last forever",
Okay, I like the sentiment. Bullying shouldn't exist in any forms. But as a victim of both verbal and physical abuse, I can tell you words only hurt if you let them. Bruises hurt no matter what.
Dear Disney,
Please change your font
Dear Americans pissed at the "American stereotype",
Wow. It must be so insulting to have people make a mockery of your culture.
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