I know I have mild acne, I know I can be lazy and procrastinate but please stop yelling at me for it. It's already hard enough for me to be figuring out who I am and how I fit in, let alone you pointing out all my insecurities and flaws.
Sincerely, a teenager wishing she could be carefree, but you stop me...
Getting 4 hours of sleep a night because I have to stay up doing work is not normal for a 15-year-old. I want to get out and enjoy life sometimes too.
Sincerely, exhausted student
Please add A 10-second "roll-back" feature. You've mastered play, pause, and stop, but this new bit of useful functionality would be nice. And, most other video players already do this with no problem, so what are you waiting for??
Sincerely, You ARE owned by Google, right??
Dear Christian Undergrads,
I understand we're discussing past Christians, and you're Christian, but that still doesn't make your personal beliefs are a source for how past Christians thought. I'm not asking if you're tolerant of other peoples, I'm asking if they were.
Sincerely, Frustrated TA
Dear The World,
Please answer an important question. Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
Sincerely, I don't mind running a 5K but my running group wants to run a marathon. I don't think I'm ready.
Dear record labels/recording artists,
If you have objectionable language in a song, please make sure you offer an uncensored version. I'm sick of finding versions that have _________ gaps in the music that ________ sound terrible.
Sincerely, we're not offended by hearing these words.
Are you the backup plan for when the USA fails?
Sincerely, severely, uninformed
Dear sex drive,
Please appear. At 28 I should be able to know the joys of sex. Instead I know the joys of letting my boyfriends down since you won't appear. I need you to come forward. You are costing me a lot.
Please understand that I really am trying to get better and that I know you're here for me. I'm sorry I'm such a drag all the time and I'm also sorry that I'm so jealous. I really do love you more than anything and I know I'm a lot to put up with.
Sincerely, your girlfriend with BPD
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Sincerely, Grumpy cat
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, your cashier and student
Students give you apples for a reason
Sincerely, Snow White
Okay, have your fun, feel free to explode and create all the noise on the night of the 4th. Just don't keep me up every night for an entire month like you do EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Sincerely, Tired & Grumpy
Dear Pizza Delivery Guy,
Please read the "delivery instructions" when I say dont ring the doorbell it means don't ring the doorbell! we just got the baby to sleep then you had to go and do the opposite of what we said to do
Sincerely, The pizza is cold because we had to try and get the baby back to sleep!