Dear J.K. Rowling,
Why did you give everyone from the Battle of Hogwarts and automatic pass? Was it just so you didn't have to write that final year book?
Sincerely, what will that teach them about Herbology?
Please stop freaking out over every little thing.
Sincerely, there are worse problems than someone eating some of your soup.
Dear Christians arguing about creationism in classrooms,
What if we took a science classroom to be that: teaching about the way the natural world appears to our senses. Discussions about minutia like a young earth created to look old etc can happen at home.
Sincerely, Earth seriously looks old, people!
Dear people who freak out when books are even dog-eared,
Please, cut it out with the dirty looks. When I read a non-special edition book, it goes to work with me, to the bathroom, even when I eat or make breakfast. It gets thrown in the front seat of the car and shoved into an overfilled backpack. There's toothpaste stains where I've brushed my teeth as I read, nail polish stains, even tears.
Sincerely, it's a book. It's meant to be well-read and well-loved.
Dear People who use "Retarded" as an insult,
My brother has multiple mental disabilities. When you toss around slurs like that, it hurts me.
Dear body art haters,
Please stop judging us negatively for having tattoos
Sincerely, "Most people hang their art on walls - We wear ours"
You're kidding, right?
Sincerely, I mean... really?
Dear Harry Potter,
Yes, you are the boy who lived, but he was the twin who died.
Sincerely, Why did not name your child after my brother?
Dear foreign driver who crashed into me,
At the risk of sounding racist, I don't care how recently you arrived here, I don't care how lost you are, I don't care how little English you speak. Learn the rules of the road before you start driving here.
Sincerely, the rest of us shouldn't be put in danger because of your bad driving.
Why can't we just learn to tolerate each other for who we are, and learn to love our differences?
Sincerely, Christian girl proudly dating her Athiest girlfriend
Dear Donald Trump,
Please stop. Just stop.
What in hell made you start this, and what the hell possessed you to continue?
Sincerely, someone who just took their first draft
Dear judgmental people,
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I have an inability to gain weight.
Sincerely, I like cookies just as much as you do.
Dear I Just Need a Dollar for Lunch,
Please stand in front of a restaurant instead of the liquor store next time.