Dear fat P.E teacher,
Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, why are WE running again?
Dear super friendly chatty girls,
Please stop talking to me. It gets a bit invasive at times.
Sincerely, introverted guy.
Dear Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
Please don't fail me now
Sincerely, learning from Big Bang Theory for my Biology Final
Dear skinny girls,
Before you talk about how "fat" you are, take a second and look around at who you're talking to. If someone around is bigger than you are, just keep it to yourself. We're tired of inadvertently being called fat to our faces. Try thinking of other people.
Sincerely, chubby girls.
Dear girl who sits in front of me,
Please get your hair off my desk or I will cut it off
Sincerely, person who's not in a good mood and has scissors
Some girls play COD and Halo too!
Sincerely, go make us a sandwich
Dear Execs who haven't decided whether to renew or cancel Glee yet,
Please put this show out of its misery. The plot is incomprehensible, no one cares about the songs anymore, and your stars are all either having babies or going to rehab.
Sincerely, Your used-to-be-loyal fans
There's a reason it's called Hershey
Sincerely, Give it to HER during her period, and SHE won't kill you
Dear friends mom,
Please stop saying that Obama is just like Hitler. I get that you are republican, but that doesn't give you the right to compare our president to a man who killed millions of innocent people.
Sincerely, he isn't out to destroy our nation, either.
Dear people who's ads are obviosly viruses,
Please check what operating system I use.
Sincerely, I use Mac not Windows
If you still call boobs, boobies or titties you're just not old enough to be looking at them.
Dear best friend,
Please remember that I will never leave your side... until you fall on the floor in public then I don't know you at all
Sincerely, your best friend laughing and walking away.
Dear Qur’an 9:5,
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
Sincerely, Christians are mean too
Welcome! Our sizes are small, extra small, and anorexic. Our prices are high, higher, and OMG you're in debt!
Sincerely, Abercrombie and Fitch