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Dear Liberals,
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to tax me more, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves
Dear gynecologist,
I know damn fine that I won't ever want have children. So quit telling me how the pill or the three-month injection could affect my fertility and give me the contraception method I've decided to use. It's my body, so it's my decision. I do not have the duty to bear one child after the other just because I'm female.
Dear Alex,
How did you not notice me making hearteyes at you for MONTHS?? You were supposed to be the smartest kid in out year...
Dear doctors at the emergency room,
Do you really have to ask if I'm pregnant or sexually active?
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please change your mind and ask me out again...
Dear Once Upon a Time fans,
Is it weird that I think it would be hot for Emma and Mary Margaret to hook up?
Dear America,
Kindly stop interfering in the business of other countries because you made yourself the "world's policeman".
Dear United States of America,
Please Let me compare, my counrty caused a lot of chaos in the world with its ideas. I brainwashed the masses with media propaganda that people who are against us are communist in disguise. I spilled a lot of blood on wars and with my policies. I forced myself to other peoples matters saying it was in the name of democracy. It seems we are not that much different.
Dear Cinderella,
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Dear Criminals being 'hassled' by the police,
Please stop breaking the law. Also, you don't pay my salary. Lets be honest, you don't really pay taxes.
Dear people against free birth control,
If my health insurance didn't cover my birth control, I wouldn't be using it. I would have to buy special condoms because of my allergy. That's fine, but the kind of sex my boyfriend and I have tends to break the condoms 1/3 of the time. If I get pregnant, I will get an abortion.
Dear Someone is tired of people getting killed,
I'm tired of my country interfering as well, but you know how some Americans can be, everything is solved through war.
Dear boyfriend,
Please realize that you don't even understand the meaning of "hard".
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