Dear doctors at the emergency room,
Do you really have to ask if I'm pregnant or sexually active?
Sincerely, the thirteen-year-old girl with a broken arm.
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Sincerely, Adolf Hitler
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
Sincerely, your newly 16 year old daughter
Dear Once Upon a Time fans,
Is it weird that I think it would be hot for Emma and Mary Margaret to hook up?
Sincerely, not into incest, I swear.
Dear University Professors,
I'm smart enough to get into this place, so help me understand why I pay so much money for tuition and textbooks and then you tell me I'll get my paper back when I get my paper back?!
Sincerely, Just give us our marks already!
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
I always think it's funny when you say to never text your ex no matter how long it's been
Sincerely, my ex is my best friend and I text him all the time
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Sincerely, no one wants rabies in their clothing
Dear people against free birth control,
If my health insurance didn't cover my birth control, I wouldn't be using it. I would have to buy special condoms because of my allergy. That's fine, but the kind of sex my boyfriend and I have tends to break the condoms 1/3 of the time. If I get pregnant, I will get an abortion.
Sincerely, which is worse? Preventing a pregnancy or ending it?
Dear Criminals being 'hassled' by the police,
Please stop breaking the law. Also, you don't pay my salary. Lets be honest, you don't really pay taxes.
Sincerely, an underpaid cop
Please realize that you don't even understand the meaning of "hard".
Sincerely, I'm the one that's pregnant not you
Dear "Sticks and Stones will break my bones but words will last forever",
Okay, I like the sentiment. Bullying shouldn't exist in any forms. But as a victim of both verbal and physical abuse, I can tell you words only hurt if you let them. Bruises hurt no matter what.
Sincerely, somebody who knows.
I know wearing pink in October is a way to market to your female fans and look pro-woman, but would it kill you to have a blue November for testicular cancer, something that can actually affect not only your male fan base, but also your players?
Please change your font
Sincerely, I thought you spelt it Gisnep until i was 13...