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Dear world,
Please stop making lesbians and gays feel like they have to have committed, perfect relationships to show liking the same sex isn't "bad". Because of this pressure, my fiancee can hit me and know I'm unlikely to tell.
Dear Random guy with a gun,
Thanks for saving my life from that guy with a knife who tried to stab me in the ally way
Dear bicyclists,
Keep in mind that "share the road" goes both ways. If you're riding in the middle of the lane, you're not sharing the road, are you?
Dear world,
I dream of a day where everyone can be complimented on their tattoos by people who see them as the art they are.
Dear Marines,
Please know that I was the one who bought your lunch today at Applebee's.
Dear feminists,
Please stop getting mad at me covering up my skin. I am not a slut shamer, a victim-blamer, or a rape apologist. I just don't like showing that that much skin. You can show as much skin as you want. Just accept that I don't want to.
Dear Muslims,
Please stay strong and remember you aren't in this alone. We know how it feels to be targeted by hate groups and such, we've built their railroads and dams for them and then they says we "should go back to where we came from" before attacking us and hurling insults. Then once we started getting use to the US, they come back and start calling us Communists because the people across the pond who happen to look like us are Communists. Stay strong and hopeful, I promise you that not everyone in America is a racist, misinformed bigot :)
Dear liver,
Please forgive me for last night
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
Please let me comfort you right now. The child in your stomach is mine too.
Dear Peers,
Even if I were interested in weed, my sister once touched some and broke out in hives everywhere. Her allergic reactions have only gotten worse since then. I'm not playing genetic roulette by putting that stuff in my lungs!
Dear best friend who recently came out of the closet,
No, I don't care about your sexual orientation. No, I'm not going judge you. Yes, I am a devoted Christian. Yes, I still love you.
Dear Mapquest Users,
Please Stop... Just stop...
Dear Cousins,
I didn't come out of the closet for years because of how often you all use the words "faggot," "dyke," and "gay."
Dear Dad,
Please stop eating so much. You're overweight already, and it kills me to see you putting too much unhealthy food into your body. Our family does not have a genetic history of longevity and I really want you to be healthy enough to meet your grand kids.
Dear World,
Please realize, I am not trying to lose weight for my health. I'm losing it to be considered a person; I'm sick of being a land-whale or a cow. I hate people thinking I don't deserve to be treated like a human because I'm fat. It's not about myself anymore, it's about being able to live a life without ridicule.
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