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Dear females in movie who strike out at men in anger,
Please explain why it's alright for you to smack a guy when you're angry with something he did but he can't do the same to you? If he is not allowed to touch you when you do something apprehensible, why are you allowed to strike him when he does something similar? Just because you're a woman who can 'handle herself' doesn't mean you have the right to resort to physical violence to get your point across, especially if your behavior is just as unacceptable. If he's mad at you, he's compelled to express his displeasure verbally and not resort to violence. Why can you type of females not offer that same courtesy to a male when you get mad at him? I know not every female in movies do that, but the ones that do just create a big turn off to me.
Dear roommate,
Who the hell stays up till 2 am studying math on a Friday night then wakes up at 7 am on a Saturday?
Dear students,
You have 7 or 8 teachers. I have minimum 20 students in your class alone, and you aren't the only class I teach.
Dear 13 year olds making youtube videos,
Please stop.
Dear "weird people",
It's fine to be proud of your weirdness and enjoy things that are a little out there, but listening to Disney music and preferring to read over playing sports doesn't make you superior
Dear Five Finger Death Punch,
Please explain to me how you punch with five fingers
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Dear world,
Please try not to be offended when I giggle about the name..
Dear Anonymous,
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon.
Dear Cupcakes,
The fact that you cover your self in icing really says something about your self esteem.
Dear America,
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Dear fellow girls,
If you don't want periods to ruin your white pants, don't wear white pants around that time.
Dear Internet,
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Dear best friend!,
Please forgive me about your black eye! I told you don't sneak up on me!
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
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