Dear people who use Autism as a joke,
Sincerely, a huge supporter who isn't afraid to put you in your place.
If your gonna brag about your mad video game skills, make sure your girlfriend doesn't live in a house full of guys
Sincerely, your loving girlfriend who just kick your ass in Halo, C.O.D. , and Borderlands 2
Dear public schools,
Please try to include more women in history lessons. Some all girl private schools know more about women in history than I ever will.
Sincerely, too poor for private school and wants to know about women who made an impact
Please stop wishing for boys to do anything for you. Don't expect them to realise your dreams. They shouldn't be the one doing everything for you, but you should just care for each other and have a good time. A boyfriend isn't suitable for you if you just consider them to be your slave who does everything for you. That's quite egocentric.
Sincerely, a boy on behalf of all boys
Dear gym students,
Why am I making YOU run? So you don't end up like me...
Sincerely, fat gym coach
Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
Sincerely, a Catholic who believes in evolution.
Please stop saying all these modern movies are better because they made more money in the box office. The reason is that movie theatre tickets keep costing more and more!
Sincerely, Stop saying Superman was so great!
Please take responsibility for my things being misplaced. You were the only one around when they went missing, and you admitted to cleaning, which equates to moving shit around. It's not cute to play the victim.
Sincerely, it's common sense
Dear people complaining about needing retail experience,
Most of you are people who say you're "above" fast food which actually counts as retail experience.
Sincerely, proud past McDonald's employee with a decent career in retail.
Please understand that im not ok. Im going crazy and nobody is noticing me. I just want someone to actually care and pay attention to me. I never thought that i would become depressed or have anxiety issues but i guess i do. I honestly don't know if this is termporary or not. Please notice me.
Sincerely, the broken girl who thinks too much
Please understand when you're the editor and cartoonist for the college's newspaper, a respected saxophonist in the concert and jazz band, a tv filmer, an actress for the skit team for the college's Baptist group, all while holding a 3.7 GPA with my pre-Vet degree, that sometimes my hardest efforts won't always show on paper, and that I'm not lazy.
Sincerely, Your daughter who's gotten the cold shoulder because I got a D in Organic Chemistry II
Dear "Best friend",
I told you about my depression, but you constntly talk about how people like Robin Williams had "nothing to be sad about." So I never brought it up again. Yet any time we talk about what we're having for lunch you never fail to remind me you are gluten-free and expect me to feel sorry for you and APOLOGIZE for the fact I can eat an oreo cookie. I don't want sympathy, I want you to stop trying to make me feel like your problem is worse than mine even though the two can't be compared.
Sincerely, I tried cutting for the first time because of you.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Sincerely, Sick of you
Dear people who ask why I go to the gym,
Why do you think I go, my own goddamn health or something?!
Sincerely, that's right
Dear fellow atheists,,
Please stop being assholes. Seriously. You bitch and moan about being "oppressed" if religious people make even slight references to their faith, yet you think it's okay for you to blatantly disrespect and insult others' beliefs?
Sincerely, an atheist who is tired of hypocrisy and intolerance