Dear Dad yelling at me that my pants are to tight,
Sincerely, I'm wearing sweat pants
I agree. Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Sincerely, and they pee on the seats.
Dear person swimming underwater with their eyes closed,
Sincerely, I bet that didn't feel too good
Dear Toddlers And Tiaras,
See you soon!
Sincerely, 16 and Pregnant
Dear crush/best guy friend,,
When The teacher yelled at me for putting on makeup in class, thanks for grabbing my compact and eyeliner and whining "But I only have one eye done!!!"
Sincerely, your best friend :D
Dear my poor innocent puppy,
Sorry about my dad lifting you up in the air and singing the circle of life
Sincerely, also annoyed daughter
Thank you for believing me when I tell you that every day I sing and dance in my high school just like in high school musical.
Sincerely, foreign exchange student from the US who can't stop smiling
Mom mom mom mom mama mama mama mama Lois Lois Lois Lois,
Dear "An apple a day keeps the doctor away",
Sincerely, Steve Jobs
Thank you for changing the prefix for six from the Latin "sex" to "hex". I don't think I could say "sexagon" with a straight face.
Sincerely, Immature Math Student
Dear 9 year old male cousin,
Tampons aren't really bottle rockets, I lied to you when you asked.
Sincerely, good luck finding out though!
Dear guy speaking mad fast spanish,
Whoa, dude! Take it easy!
Sincerely, Dora didn't teach me that yet...
Dear everyone that says "SAT Test",
What on Earth do you think the 'T' stands for?!
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Sincerely, but none of them really work...