Dear streaker at my high school graduation,
Thanks for pissing a lot of people off and more importantly scarring little children because of the sight. Why don't you grow up and think about others before you make stupid decisions?
Sincerely, you ruined my graduation memories
Dear girl who complains about graduate school,
Please tell me how hard it is for you when you are lucky enough to actually get an education.
Sincerely, the girl who can't afford college, and would love to get a degree.
Dear People who think they're "special snowflakes" just because they're virgins,
Please get over yourself. There is no difference to your quality as a human being whether or not you've had sex.
Sincerely, Sick and tired of seeing people think they're better than everyone else because of their virginity
Dear people who gets offended over everything on the Internet,,
If you don't like it then leave. No one is forcing you to stay. Stop trying to ruin the fun for the rest of us because believe it or not some people need to have a laugh after a hard day. By you commenting things such as "omg that's so racist you need to delete that!!!!!!" Does no good. All you do is annoy those who found it comical.
Sincerely, I just want to watch a YouTube video without complaints about it being offensive.
Dear random parent,
Please ensure your child is kept on a leash, or at least make sure they don't make an attempt to drink my red bull. I will not be held responsible for a hyperactive toddler.
Sincerely, I will destroy your child if this happens again.
Dear people ragging on middle school relationships,,
In the eight grade, my boyfriend asked me out. We're still together now, in the eleventh grade.
Sincerely, not all of us are stupid kids who don't know what love is.
With all the stories you have done on evil stepmothers, how the HELL did you leave out mine?
Sincerely, Maleficent, Ursula, Lady Tremaine, Hitler and every Nazi and Slaveowner ain't got nothin
Dear people who pay for soldiers' meals at restaurants,
Why is it that you only do it when the restaurant is really crowded and busy?
Sincerely, restaurant employee who wonders if you're doing it for them or for your ego
Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Sincerely, Malazan Book of the Fallen series (by Steven Erikson)
Dear Obama ,
I wouldn't have voted for you if I had known you were going to stab my union in the back like this. You snake.
Sincerely, teacher getting screwed
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Blacks, Women, Asians, and Hispanics all worked their asses off to get almost as many rig
Dear College math teacher,
Understand that I've learned all the things that you've taught back in ninth grade. so dont freak out at me for simply trying to catch up on my other work in your class
Sincerely, A Disgruntled College Freshman
Please do your research , I don't know what bible you are looking at but it says that Israel belongs to the Jews. palestine was created to erase traces of Judeah after the destruction of the second temple - nowhere is Israel referred to as palestine , Israel is the home of the Jews who were around much longer than any other civilization or religion
Sincerely, someone who knows the historic facts
Dear Customer who wanted to know how much 50% off an item priced at $49.90,
Add .10 cents, divide in half, which gives you $25
Sincerely, Logic and grade school math