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Dear Dad yelling at me that my pants are to tight,
Really.
Dear PETA,
I agree. Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Dear person swimming underwater with their eyes closed,
Wall.
Dear Toddlers And Tiaras,
See you soon!
Dear crush/best guy friend,,
When The teacher yelled at me for putting on makeup in class, thanks for grabbing my compact and eyeliner and whining "But I only have one eye done!!!"
Dear my poor innocent puppy,
Sorry about my dad lifting you up in the air and singing the circle of life
Dear classmates,
Thank you for believing me when I tell you that every day I sing and dance in my high school just like in high school musical.
Mom mom mom mom mama mama mama mama Lois Lois Lois Lois,
Hi
Dear "An apple a day keeps the doctor away",
LIES!
Dear Mathematicians,
Thank you for changing the prefix for six from the Latin "sex" to "hex". I don't think I could say "sexagon" with a straight face.
Dear 9 year old male cousin,
Tampons aren't really bottle rockets, I lied to you when you asked.
Dear guy speaking mad fast spanish,
Whoa, dude! Take it easy!
Dear everyone that says "SAT Test",
What on Earth do you think the 'T' stands for?!
Dear world,
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Dear Taylor Swift,
You're songs were so much happier when I couldn't relate to them.
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