Dear people who ask if I don't eat meat because I love animals,
No, it's because I hate plants
Sincerely, vegetarians everywhere
Dear Person using the Big Bang Theory to study for Biology,
I am a theoretical physicist. Not a biologist.
Sincerely, Dr Sheldon Cooper
Dear late periods,
OH MY GOD I MIGHT BE CARRYING THE NEXT JESUS
You shouldn't make jokes about tampons, period.
Dear people at NASA,
Do you ever say "It's not rocket science!" to your coworkers?
Sincerely, I would.
Dear Trojan condom commercial,
"These condoms were tested three times." So...you're telling me this is someone's JOB? TO TEST CONDOMS?
Sincerely, dropping out of college.
It's been shown that when most women kill, they do it with poison.
Sincerely, you still want that sandwich?
I heard you were doing well in theaters
Sincerely, that's historically inaccurate
Dear Ginny Weasley,
It's a journal, not a diary.
Sincerely, Tom Riddle
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
I find it quiet funny your sponsored by Nike.
Sincerely, "Just do it"
What do you call a cautious redhead?
Dear Taylor Swift,
Please don't collaborate with Selena Gomez and write a song about me.
Sincerely, Justin Bieber
Dear male part in Baby It's Cold Outside,
THE LADY SAID NO!
Sincerely, Draco Malfoy
Dear people that keep making Harry Potter jokes,
We need to start being Sirius now…
Sincerely, people just don't seem to get them…