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Dear Peter Pan,
Sneaking around a child’s bedroom and inviting them to Neverland? Been there, done that.
Dear "you are what you eat",
Weird, I don't remember eating a sexy beast today.
Dear teacher,
"Hooking up" does not mean "getting together" anymore...
Dear makeup ads,
Just because your model can pull off purple eyeshadow and green eyeliner doesn't mean I can.
Dear tampon commercials,
Please don't show a girl crowd surfing wearing white pants while she's on her period. I will always win!
Dear person in my class,
Its not that I don't like you, but let's just say if you were on fire, and I had water... I'd drink it.
Dear oblivious anatomy professor,
Please don't expect us to maintain a studious atmosphere when you refer to the buccinator as "the sucking and blowing muscle.".
Dear class speaker,
Thank you for putting your name on the board. The whole time you were talking I was busy looking you up on Facebook.
Dear tailgater behind me,
Let's test this: if I can't see your head lights, can you see my tail lights?
Dear "D" in "Disney",
Wait... You're not a "G?"
Dear mirror,
I'm sorry I ran into you.
Dear gym teacher,
Yeah, of course Narnia's on the Eastern coast of Europe.
Dear ocean,
Where's your week?
Dear people who say "nothing is impossible",
Ever tried to slam a revolving door?
Dear teachers,
Why do you say that what we're learning applies to us in the real world?
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