Today Taylor Swift waved at a boy in the mall. He didn't wave back.
Sincerely, new hit single!
Dears girls who claim they like nerdy guys,
Yeah, once you discovered that nerd didn't mean hot guy in glasses, you weren't so interested, were you?
Sincerely, Nerdy girl who's actually into nerdy guys
Dear people bashing on book-to-movie adaptations,
Please stop complaining. The movies aren't representations of the book; they're representations of the story. There have to be some cuts and changes, or it won't work as a film. You can only complain if the entire plot is changed.
Did you know the Constitution has other rights other than guns and religion?
Sincerely, a nosy foreigner
Dear college student who said I'm too young to have the guts to fail students,
Sincerely, your college professor who knows you are failing this semester
Oh, so you don't like being called Hawaiians? Cry me a freaking river
Dear math teacher,
Yes I did ask my parents for help on the homework. My mom is a writer, and never uses this stuff, and my dad is a pastor. He doesn't use this stuff either. In fact, I went door to door asking for help just to see who knew how to do these problems and no one knew.
Sincerely, guess I don't need this in real life
Dear people who say evolution is a lie,
Please gather your evidence, get it peer-reviewed, and collect your Nobel-prize.
Sincerely, the entire scientific community.
Dear girl who worked hard for her full ride scholarship,
Please realize that some of the rest of us worked hard too, but we live in small towns where it doesn't matter how hard you worked or what you did, all that matters is who your parents are friends with.
Sincerely, 300 volunteer hours, 4.0, All-State Performer, Drum Major, 1st chair in band and choir, and a member
Please yes I PROMISE that this is my natural hair. I know I'm lucky to have those natural "beachy waves".
Sincerely, it's down to my butt, do you really think I have time to curl it every morning?!?!?
Please remember that no matter what you look like, there's going to be someone out there that'll find you attractive.
Sincerely, people are into some pretty weird things
Dear periodic table,
You're sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!
Sincerely, I'm a nerd :)
Dear nosy foreigner,
Yes we do know that. Thanks for that.
Sincerely, nosy people are always the most ignorant.
Dear 'I love my body',
Please start taking care of yourself. I'm happy that you love the way you are, that self confidence is admirable. However being morbidly obese is not healthy and I just want you to live long enough to share that confidence.
Sincerely, 'superficial' skinny friend