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Dear Mum,
I know I have mild acne, I know I can be lazy and procrastinate but please stop yelling at me for it. It's already hard enough for me to be figuring out who I am and how I fit in, let alone you pointing out all my insecurities and flaws.
Dear school,
Getting 4 hours of sleep a night because I have to stay up doing work is not normal for a 15-year-old. I want to get out and enjoy life sometimes too.
Dear YouTube,
Please add A 10-second "roll-back" feature. You've mastered play, pause, and stop, but this new bit of useful functionality would be nice. And, most other video players already do this with no problem, so what are you waiting for??
Dear Christian Undergrads,
I understand we're discussing past Christians, and you're Christian, but that still doesn't make your personal beliefs are a source for how past Christians thought. I'm not asking if you're tolerant of other peoples, I'm asking if they were.
Dear The World,
Please answer an important question. Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
Dear record labels/recording artists,
If you have objectionable language in a song, please make sure you offer an uncensored version. I'm sick of finding versions that have _________ gaps in the music that ________ sound terrible.
Dear USB,
Are you the backup plan for when the USA fails?
Dear sex drive,
Please appear. At 28 I should be able to know the joys of sex. Instead I know the joys of letting my boyfriends down since you won't appear. I need you to come forward. You are costing me a lot.
Dear girlfriend,
Please understand that I really am trying to get better and that I know you're here for me. I'm sorry I'm such a drag all the time and I'm also sorry that I'm so jealous. I really do love you more than anything and I know I'm a lot to put up with.
Dear racists,
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Dear teachers,
Students give you apples for a reason
Dear Fireworks,
Okay, have your fun, feel free to explode and create all the noise on the night of the 4th. Just don't keep me up every night for an entire month like you do EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Dear Pizza Delivery Guy,
Please read the "delivery instructions" when I say dont ring the doorbell it means don't ring the doorbell! we just got the baby to sleep then you had to go and do the opposite of what we said to do
Dear next tattoo,
Please stop being so difficult to acquire. You've been planned for months, but every time I'm free and financially stable, something gets in the way.
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