How does hitler tie his shoes?
Sincerely, with little natzis!
Dear art forums,
Why is it that paintings done on photoshop and other softwares are always judged as better than paintings done in real life? Last time I checked there wasn't an 'undo' button in real life. It's not that hard when you can just keep drawing and redrawing the same line until it looks right.
Sincerely, oil-on-canvas painter struggling to be noticed to make ends meet
Dear person wearing "beats",
They don't always make people look cool. They make your head look oddly shaped.
Sincerely, just thought you may want to know
Do you realize that whatever hand you write with, it's going to be challenging to write on one side of a spiral notebook?
Sincerely, you don't hear any Righties complaining do you?
Dear red light traffic camera haters,
Please shut up. The only reasons you want the cameras gone is because you have been caught running the red lights, causing accidents, and being stupid while driving. The cameras have helped prevent accidents and other keep other safe drivers from problem drivers.
Sincerely, you shouldn't even have your license if you cannot drive correctly
Dear Professor patronizing at me for texting while walking,
I was texting the campus Chaplin to tell her that my best friend just beat cancer.
Sincerely, Sorry, but I think it's worth it
Dear sista of another mother,
I'm so sorry I told you that dress made you look fat. It just did with all the roles and puffs. It's actually totally kawaii- rly, I'll say anything to be bffs again.
If you physically hit a man or any human being, expect to get hit back.
Sincerely, Common Sense
If If I get docked five points for handing something in late, what happens to you when it takes a month to give me my test back?
Sincerely, Every student ever
Well, even Hufflepuff has rejected you and they usually take the rest. So . . . This is awkward.
Dear gay people,
If I hide the fact that I'm straight, what is "the closet" called?
Dear supporters of racial equality,
Please remember that equality will mean ZERO discrimination. That means, eventually, you need to learn to stop being "proud" of being black or native or otherwise. The point of equality is transcending ethnicity and being proud of being "human", in having choices.
Sincerely, proud of my Choices, not my Genetics
Dear LGBTQ community,
Please understand, I'm totally cool with you loving whoever. Love is love. Just don't make out in public, trying to start something.
Sincerely, I don't even like it when straight couples do that...
Dear angry people,
Separating church and state doesn't mean removing every religious symbol from anything outside of a church. That's actually denying all the devout Freedom of Religion.
Sincerely, annoyed with these petty arguments