Dear talent show contestants below the age of 7,
You try to convince the world you're cute and all, singing/dancing your little hearts out, but all I see is a another life down the drain of money, fame and greed. Plus, you're far too young to handle the stress of fame, and it's a gruesome shame your parents don't realize that.
Sincerely, annoyed by seeing life's destroyed that young, and annoyed by anyone who calls it cute.
Please don't make stupid excuses to go to Taco Bell instead of making dinner.
Sincerely, Your Health Nut Daughter
Please stop posting pictures of ripped models, you are old enough to be a grand-ma
Sincerely, your niece
Roses are red, violets aren't blue, I heard you're forever alone...so LOL screw you!
Sincerely, Valentine's Day
I'm sorry I wasn't at school for two days in a row. That doesn't mean I should still take the quiz.
Sincerely, I'm sure I just failed that
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Sincerely, Every server you've met
Dear people who say "on your left, no your OTHER left",,
Sorry, I got confused there for a minute!
Sincerely, last time I checked I only had ONE left and a right
Dear Graphic Designers,
Y U No Understand Us?
Sincerely, Frustrated Clients
Dear Middle-aged male joggers,
Please don't wear those short shorts,....
Sincerely, need liquid nitrogen for my eyes now
Dear cleaning lady,
Please put stuff back where you find it, clean thoroughly, and put the cleaning supplies away when you're done.
Sincerely, rugs go on the floor and I don't want to find cans of Lysol on my bed
My powers are better.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa.
Dear Private Schools,
Please Why do you make me write essays to get into your school?
Sincerely, It makes me want to go there even less.
Dear people who hate on religious views beliefs and people in general,
Please don't call us religious people racists or bigots or ignorant just because our views and beliefs are different than yours.
Sincerely, almost all religious people will respect your views on controversial topics, you should respect ours
Dear 'friend' that thinks I call myself fat to get compliments,
I don't want compliments.
Sincerely, I actually am fat.