Dear idiotic guy,
"Ask me if I'm PMSing one more time, and I'll bleed all over you!"
Sincerely, PMSing indeed - and you're face was priceless!
how do i overcome porn addiction
Sincerely, ive failed im broken im sick im sorry for my evil choices
Dear thirteen year old brother,
Your Xbox is not more important than family time. Your online friends can wait 20 minutes.
Sincerely, your sister that wants to spend time with you.
Please notice me. If you don't soon, I'm going to leave.
Sincerely, Your Wife
Dear mentally and physically challenged neighbor,
No, your handicap isn't an excuse for you playing loud music at 7 AM, that you always check out my bum, peek trough my window and park your scooter in a way it blocks 4 bicycle stands.
Dear Mouthy American doing a year abroad,
Please realise there is a massive difference between an American university and a British one. Yes, the boundary for a first is 70 here. That doesn't mean we have it easier; if you get an 85 chances are you'll get published in a journal. I can't wait for your first piece of work to get marked.
Sincerely, your fed-up classmate
Dear everyone staring at the beach,
Please don't judge me for wearing a one piece. I know that I'm a skinny teenager but I don't feel comfortable wearing a bikini.
Sincerely, please respect that and don't judge
Dear Boy who walked in to the girls bathroom,
Please give yourself a round of applause for accusing me of slapping you and getting me suspended for 5 days.
Sincerely, The senior girl with a flawless academic record whose reputation you just destroyed.
Dear Senior Boys,
Please stop talking to all of us freshman. We do not want to have sex with you.
Sincerely, Freshman who lost her virginity to a senior
Please convert to Potterism. We have cauldron cakes.
Sincerely, a Potterhead
Dear the man who should walk me down the aisle,
He didnt need your approval to marry me. He needed mine, and thats just what he got.
Sincerely, I'm strong enough to walk myself down the aisle.
Please don't worry about whether or not you're beautiful. We're only reinforcing the idea that OUR appearance matters, but mens appearances don't. Whether you're skinny, fat, tall short, etc. it's not about whether or not you're beautiful. It's about whether or not that matters.
Sincerely, Fellow Female trying to see through all the bullshit we've been taught.
Please give me the okay to let you come to my station instead of walking right up.
Sincerely, Bank Teller
Dear oncoming cars,
Wouldn't it be a shame if, instead of running back into safety, I ran out on the road very suddenly at the last second?
Dear my amazing boyfriend,
I love you. I love how sweet, kind, caring, funny, understanding and amazing you are. I love how you love me unconditionally; despite how many problems I have. Please don't ever change.
Sincerely, your humbled, unworthy girlfriend