Sincerely, The Internet
Dear porn stars,
I admire you because of how suck-cessful you are.
Sincerely, porn lover
Dear Grammar nazis,
Please refrain from constantly fixing text messages. I'm in Honors English and my text talk is awful.
Sincerely, A super lazy girl who doesn't want to type out full words
Dear "I hate all humans equally",
Hey buddy how's sixth grade going?
Dear big guy on the plane,
You sat in your seat and half of mine. Although we never spoke our "warm" connection was obvious. I have never felt so close to anyone in my life. Call me when you lose 200 pounds, and I am not talking about your wife in 14 D.
Sincerely, Woman in 14 D
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please stop thinking I'm perfect. You know I have a 4.5 GPA. But you don't know about the alcohol dependency, the cigars, the weed, or the recreational sex. I'm surprised you haven't found the birth control.
Sincerely, your daughter, The Cheer Captain
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
Dear all the girls who whine about their boyfriends texting back too slowly,
...you wait a few minutes. I wait months
Sincerely, mines in Iraq
I'm a 15-year-old girl. I've never been kissed, never had a boyfriend, I'm a virgin, I don't cake my face in makeup, drink or do drugs, I'm studious and don't tease girls that are unpopular or a size larger than me.
Sincerely, stop assuming we're all just like the characters on teen dramas.
Dear girl who said "Dear girls looking for guys who are NOT douche bags to dance with at school dances,
Please stop loking in the middle and front of the room, we're the nerdy guys in the back with bowties that you didn't know ever existed doing rediculous dance moves
Sincerely, join us and we won't fear that you'll regect us.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
I come to school to learn so why does it matter how i learn
Sincerely, The kid who sleeps in class who has an A
Dear people against "fat-shaming",
I agree, no one should be made fun of because of their body type, and it is important to tell people they don't have to be super thin to be beautiful. But telling unhealthily overweight people that they are perfect just the way they are and don't need to change anything is not helping the problem. Of course it's not okay to insult and degrade obese people, but you also shouldn't support their unhealthy lifestyle.
Sincerely, a happy, healthy, individual
You are not automatically beautiful just because you're a model. I've seen the ugliest people take nice pictures.
Sincerely, not hating
Dear black people,
I understand and respect that you don't want to be stereotyped or offended racially, nobody deserves that. So could you please stop thinking it's acceptable to do to white people?
Sincerely, white racially abused person