Dear Overweight Roommate,
Please stop calling yourself fat. Everyone can see that it's true, but you're not making any efforts to change it, and it just makes me feel awkward.
Sincerely, Your Thin Roommate Who Works Out Every Day
Dear Science Teacher,
Its a three day weekend, I don't need to be writing a lab report and finishing a project.
Sincerely, I have other plans this weekend
Leggings are not pants. When you wear them cover your bum!
Sincerely, tired of seeing your underwear
While your writing is excellent and certainly unparalleled, your use of persons with disabilities and illegitimate children as a trophe to represent evil characters disgusts me. I don't take it personally, but like other people I am a human not a defect.
I believe in the Constitution it says a little something about "freedom of speech" and that really means everyone should be able to say whatever they want. This includes their views on gays and lesbians. If they don't agree with it they should still be able to voice their opinions whether the general population agrees with them or not.
Sincerely, a supporter of gays and lesbians, but also a believer of "freedom of speech."
Dear girls who come to school in sweat pants or pajamas,
You're free to dress however you please, but realize when your excuse is "I didn't have time in the morning" it doesn't really work when your wearing enough makeup to be mistaken as a clown and have your hair all done up.
Sincerely, Don't see how you had time to do all that but not throw on a pair of jeans and a shirt.
Please I read alot here about your gratitude to your soldiers for fighting over seas, but not once here or any other place have I ever heard an american thanking an foreigner for fighting in the same war. The latest, war against terror is notable you war. Your declaration. But the UK lost people. Canada lost people. Scandinavia lost people. They fought for your "freedom" also.
Sincerely, Where is the gratitude to them?
Dear Small-Breasted Women,
Please stop complaining to busty girls and start cherishing your lack of back problems, the fact that you can find clothes that fit, and your ability to wear v-neck shirts without looking like you're giving dollar BJ's on the corner.
Sincerely, Fed Up Busty Chick with Back Issues
Please realize that I have a life outside of school. I have sports, lessons, volunteering, friends. I don't need homework to take away from that.
Sincerely, stressed out student
why do you not like nickelback?
Sincerely, they have some pretty good songs
When I say I don't want my kids watching tv, eating junk, or drinking soda, please respect it or don't offer to watch my kids!
Sincerely, annoyed mom
Please remember that if you hate us, we are just a blend of all of you.
Sincerely, The United States of America
Please understand that I meant no disrespect when I said I couldn't do the assignment. You had us fill out questions about categorizing people based on their image to show that we have preconceived notions and that our appearances have an affect on how other people see us.
Sincerely, I respect you a lot....but I don't judge people on their appearances at all!
Dear girls in my class complaining about their dads not letting them date,
Well, first of all, you're fourteen, you don't need to date. Second of all, be grateful you have a dad who actually cares for you.
Sincerely, I can't even remember the last time my dad spoke to me.
Dear Girls that are afraid to say they are on their period in school,
Why is it so embarrasing for you? If the teacher asks why you have to go - just hold up your tampon or your pad.
Sincerely, everyone knows that girls get their periods and why they get it. It's natural and not embarrasing...