Dear Coffe Shop Customers,
It's Espresso not Expresso. There is no X in the word.
Choosing to have sex in high school, or drink, or even do drugs does not make a person bad. Choosing not to do these things doesn't make you good. What makes a person good or bad is how they treat others, and how responsibly the carry out their choices
Sincerely, it's time to stop worrying about everyone else's choices.
Dear Person who sees inequality everywhere,
While your reasonings are understandable, sometimes the question isn't "why don't we have a straight pride parade or a white history month?" Sometimes it's "why do we not need one?"
Sincerely, someone that realizes that sometimes, things aren't as simple as black and white
Please recognize that we have one of two obligations as a major military power and one of the wealthiest nations in the world. Either we put our big boy pants on pull out our big guns and blast Bashir Assad to smoking bits or we start accepting the brunt of the Syrian refugee crysis.
Sincerely, Appalled and disgusted at how long we have allowed this atrocity to go on.
Dear Mom and Dad,
Just because I have one C and a B+ doesn't give you the right to change all my passwords on my laptop so I can't access anything that isn't school-related.
Sincerely, Every other grade I have is an A or better.
Dear Math teachers that used to tell us "You need to learn how to do this without a calculator because when you're older you won't be carrying around a calculator with you wherever you go",
Sincerely, 90% of this generation has smartphones.
Dear people who get mad at telemarketers,
Please understand that the voice you are yelling at over the phone is an actual person, just like you. They go to that job everyday to earn a living at the only job they were able to get. Remember that next time you
Sincerely, tired of getting yelled at for doing my job.
Bikini wearing is about attitude, not body.
Sincerely, Rock it if you want to, regardless if society tells you you can.
Dear "Pro-Lifers" who call a woman who had an abortion "a murderer",
Please stop. Contrary to popular belief, calling a woman who had an abortion a murderer doesn't make you pro-life. It just makes you an asshole.
Sincerely, A woman who happens to be pro-life.
Dear guys who say that want a girl without make-up in sweats with their hair tied back,
Please stop. What you mean you want is a girl with natural make-up so that any pimples or marks are covered up and hair that's been tied back strategically so that it makes them look good.
Sincerely, leave out the first and last part and then you'll be more accurate
Dear "I'm glad you don't wear that much makeup",
Um, thanks dude, but how much makeup I put on has nothing to do with you
Sincerely, Girl who's not sure how to respond to that
Dear Paula Deen,
I don't hate you, but I find your racism ironic considering the Southern style cooking you're famous for was created by black people.
Sincerely, a black person
Dear Tinder Boys,
Please stop posting pictures of yourselves smoking cigars. It looks like you're sucking on a big fat phallus
Sincerely, Tinder Girls
Dear X chromosomes,
Why did you have to make me colorblind?
Sincerely, stopping at go lights.