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Dear parents,
"Please" and "thank you" are not the magic words.
Dear gummy worms,
If I cut you in half, will you grow a new body?
Dear girls that are afraid of blood,
What do you do during your period?
Dear liver,
Try your best and make it through these four years.
Dear mom,
Whine and scream all I want...?
Dear 2nd place,
Congratulations!
Dear Americans,
You do realize that we have other names that aren't Raj, right?
Dear U.S. government,
My teacher taught me that "pro" and "con" are opposites. So wouldn't the opposite of progress be...?
Dear Facebook attention suckers,
Please stop making statuses about how ugly you are so other people will try and prove you wrong.
Dear random person who just asked if I was emo,
I wear mostly black and don't talk much...
Dear Steve Jobs,
You are the apple of our 'i'.
Dear Bella Swan,
Depression hurts. Cymbalta can help.
Dear middle schools that start with "P",
So your schools initials are PMS? And your cheerleaders cheer for PMS?
Dear sleeping girlfriend,
I was in the middle of breaking up with you when you dozed off.
Dear person who can't stop sneezing,
BLESS YOU ALREADY!
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