So, if nobody jumps off a cliff, will YOU jump off?
Dear 90's kids,
You're starting to sound like crusty old men who want kids off their lawn.
Sincerely, "When I was you're age..."
Are your kids going to be orange too?
Sincerely, just wondering
Dear British Man,
No, we do not sell fags here, but we do sell cigarettes.
Sincerely, Your offendend-then-amused gay casheir
I thought you were texting in class. Instead, I see you playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance. Carry on.
Dear White people,
You all look the same too...
I've been here for six month and no one has said "G'day mate" or called me Sheila.
Sincerely, get on the freaking ball already!
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Sincerely, there's a pregnant woman in your ad...
Dear male gynecologist,
"Please remove your bottom underwear"
Sincerely, How hard is it to say panties?
Dear everyone who was in the Liberty Tree Mall at the time of my cartilage piercing,
Sincerely, the source of the 110-decibal scream you heard today.
Dear guy at the gym,
Sincerely, my smile LITERALLY tripped you up.
Lets play the random word game! Carrot, Elephant, Lamp, I'm pregnant, pencil, fridge...
Sincerely, What do you mean I didn't tell you?!?!
Dear people who believe in reincarnation,
Do you put BRB on your headstones instead of RIP?
Sincerely, this is a valid question
Dear older brother,
The more you joke about me having guy friends, the more I'll joke about having sex with all of them.
Sincerely, not so funny now is it.