Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Sincerely, teenagers everywhere
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
Sincerely, you'll finally get to teach them a lesson...
Dear teens who have sex,
Please realize that the ability to have intercourse does not mean you are responsible enough to handle the consequences.
Sincerely, a worker at an orphanage.
Dear "God hates gays",
It clearly states in the bible that God hates nobody. He hates homosexuality as a concept, but not the person who is homosexual.
Sincerely, Please do your research
My life. My body. My decision.
Sincerely, someone who wants their rights
Dear Bella Swan,
You are depressed and suicidal. Marry me?
Sincerely, Edward Cullen
Dear Dora the Explorer fans,
"Explorer" in Spanish is "exploradora". Get it now?
Sincerely, Someone who speaks Spanish, not Spanglish.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Boys don't seem to be working out for you. Maybe you should test out girls?
Sincerely, a lesbian who would be interested in testing out this theory.
You're not really that bad, i just need something to complain about.
Sincerely, teenagers everywhere.
Dear dog owners,
Having your dog wear a leash is not a suggestion, it's the law no matter how "well trained" your dog is!
Sincerely, a dog attack survivor.
Dear those who call me racist,
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.
Sincerely, a pessimistic and grumpy old man
Maybe the NFL should deflate your ego and your air-heads!
Sincerely, Free Belichick and Brady!
Dear Frozen fans,
Let it go.
Sincerely, not a fan
Most girls hate you, but I love seeing you every month!
Sincerely, a sexually-active girl.