I don't know what your issue is, or what mental handicap you have, but you need to get a grip. You don't get a free pass to attack someone just because she walked by you on the "wrong side".
Sincerely, if that sort of thing sets you off, you probably should just stay home
I am very sorry that one of our previous employees promised that you could always keep your lowered rent amount. They should not have done that, and there is no note in your file that they had that promise approved by the owners. In addition, you acutally signed the renewal contract with us for the increased amount, so you are legally obligated to pay the higher amount if you still wish to live here.
Sincerely, maybe next time, you can read before you sign, and bring up this sort of issue then
Dear Supreme Court,
Sincerely, non-heterosexual couples
I'm breaking out, I just ate 3 chocolate bars, and I'm PMSing. Leave me alone.
Sincerely, the hungry grumpy teen who can't bother studying for you
Dear mean person,
Dear people who say there should be a fat Disney Princess,
How about a normal size one first?
Sincerely, normal people
Please tell me why the heck we can't use ink? Even if it's an erasable type of ink?
Sincerely, One Confused Student
My condolences on the fact that you have terminal cancer (and may I say you look, and sound, very healthy for being in Stage Four). However, the fact that you "don't have long" to enjoy these video games doesn't qualify you to pay even less for them than you already are. You don't have long to enjoy your money, either, so you might as well hand the requiste amount over to us to pay for those games you so dearly want.
Sincerely, You already got a 20% discount, so I don't know what more you want
I put you there for a reason.
Sincerely, The asexual unimpressed with your sexual flirts.
I'm the reason anybody actually likes you.
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Sincerely, my dress is ruined and I am sure I have parsley stuck in my teeth.
Intelligence is sexy, so invest time in becoming so.
Sincerely, Girl who is tired of dating idiots
Dear People who are mean to fat people.,
Please dont tell fat people that they jiggle when they run. They know that, thats why they're running!
Sincerely, BFF to the jiggly people
Calling black Republicans "Uncle Toms" is racist. Your political affiliation does not give you license to be hateful to the people who disagree with you.
Sincerely, Sensible Americans
Dear students who complain about teachers not hole-punching their papers,
One of my teachers has 6 different classes to teach all school week. She wakes up at 2 am, goes to school at 5 am, and stays at school until 6 pm on most days just to grade papers and make lesson plans. And, she still makes time for her students if they ask or if she thinks they need it.
Sincerely, I can take 5 seconds to walk over and hole-punch papers to put in a binder.