Dear guy who smirked at me when I said I mostly listen to Disney,
You wish you were as awsome as me.
Sincerely, loving my choice of music, not society's
Dear Mother Nature,
Snow, rain, ice, slush, lightning, and thunder storm? Bitchy much?
Sincerely, Is it finally your turn to be on your period?
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Sincerely, pull your pants up.
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Sincerely, I have a life that I want to live
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Sincerely, Trying to Ignore It
Dear other girls at school,
Please stop calling me a a 'slut' just because my dress is several inches above my knee.
Sincerely, I had a growth spurt, bitches.
It is not my job to be bubbly and happy every second of my 8-hour shift...
Sincerely, you realize that we aren't guaranteed lunch breaks, so none of us have eaten...
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
Dear 'Marilyn Monroe' quotes on Facebook,
Wow! How empowering for women nowadays to know that skinny girls aren't worthy!
Sincerely, a skinny chick who hates being told men only like curvy girls.
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Sincerely, I regret nothing!
Dear boys who complain about girls friend-zoning you or cheating on you,
Look in YOUR friendzone, please
Sincerely, tired of being just a female friend
Dear people at my school who think they're "ghetto" and our town is "ghetto" also,
Please realize that if you really lived in a ghetto you couldn't afford the iPhone that your parents bought you.
Sincerely, girl who wants you to stop acting ignorant.
Dear guys of the world,
Do you not realize that a tailored suit is one of THE most attractive things you could wear?
Sincerely, that was the sound of my throwing my panties across the room