Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Sincerely, Every College Student
Dear Menopausal Mom,
Please refrain from turning the air conditioner to subzero temperatures when it's not even that hot.
Sincerely, It's supposed to be hot...it's summer!
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
Sincerely, the world who knows that you are never ever like ever getting back together.
Dear Short person,
Maybe get a periscope or something?
Sincerely, Tall person in the row in front of you whose back is starting to hurt from all this slouching.
Dear "Mind if I smoke?",
"Care if I die?"
Being a girly girl doesn't make you fake, it means you like to look nice.
Sincerely, girly girl
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
How is it ok to say that having scholarships for people of different races is ok, but when a pure white scholarship is created it is racist?
Sincerely, wouldn't the others be considered racist also?
Dear "pro-life" people,
Women have the right to bodily autonomy. No one should be forced to use their body to support others; individuals aren't forced to donate blood or organs, no matter how desperately their donations may be needed. That's because the right to control the use of one's body is one of the most fundamental of rights, and you're not taking that away from us.
Sincerely, a human rights supporter
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Sincerely, Nice, Genuine Guy
Dear People in Call Centers,
Please don't piss me off. It won't end well for you....
Sincerely, a seriously hormonal Ginger.
How can you afford an iPad, iPhone, and the new apple laptop and still not afford cable?!
Sincerely, I have to hear about your life everyday. I'm going to judge.
Forcing everyone with an Itunes account to own your new album doesn't make your album release the "biggest of all time"
Sincerely, nobody wanted your crappy free album anyways.
Dear atheist complaining to me about how religious people shove their beliefs in your face,
If we have to keep our religion out of your face, you have to keep your hate for religion out of our face.
Sincerely, religious person who keeps my beliefs to myself, unlike you.