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Dear Obama ,
I wouldn't have voted for you if I had known you were going to stab my union in the back like this. You snake.
Dear College math teacher,
Understand that I've learned all the things that you've taught back in ninth grade. so dont freak out at me for simply trying to catch up on my other work in your class
Dear World,
Please remember that life sucks, get over it!!
Dear Customer who wanted to know how much 50% off an item priced at $49.90,
Add .10 cents, divide in half, which gives you $25
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Dear Boss,
Please stop treating me like a dumb blonde. just because I'm skinny and good looking, and your overweight and unhappy with your self, doesn't mean I'm dumb.
Dear NavyArmy and AirForce,
Marine Corps rules !!
Dear occasions,
Isn't it funny how people claim to be broke all year until their birthdays and November?
Dear 90s kids,
Please realise that no one cares. Every generation thinks theirs is the best.
Dear silly women,
Why do you fight over men who are obviously playing both of you?
Dear Mom,,
Please understand that just because I'm downstairs alone with my boyfriend does not mean we're doing something other than playing modern warfare and watching TV.
Dear cute guy in all my classes,
please ask me out already! Everyone else sees that we like each other so... please?!
Dear most anti-gun people,
So you're okay with your government having enough weaponry to annihilate all life on the earth, but you're upset that some gun owners have rifles that hold 30 rounds?
Dear America,
Please stop acting as if everyone who disagrees with your viewpoint is bigoted, racist, homophobic, evil, or going to burn in Hell. This nation is made up of different people with different point of views and we must learn to respect one another whether we agree or not. Also stop with the Polittically Correct nonsense. This isn't preschool anymore.
Dear My 14 Year Old Baby Sister,
We know your smoking pot. I found the Instagram photos, I have your dealers number, you can stop lying now.
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