Dear science teacher,
Having an anonymous question box during the sex unit is just an invitation for us to compete to see who can make the classroom atmosphere the most uncomfortable.
Sincerely, your immature students.
Dear girl in my civics class,
Did you seriously just ask the teacher why Alaska is so cold if it's next to Hawaii?!
Sincerely, Trying to conceal my laughter and wondering how you made it past the 2nd grade at the same time...
Dear drunk college guys,
I know my lilac bushes look like the perfect place to take a piss on your way home from the bar. However I've got two words for you: Electric Fence.
Sincerely, I can't wait to see this.
Dear girl who says she likes bad boys,
Guess what? I went on Disney Channel.com WITHOUT my parents permission.
Sincerely, I'll pick you up at seven.
Dear Nerdy Husband,
You're lucky I love you...
Sincerely, Now the proud owner of a Princess Leia slave costume...
Dear tampon commercials involving women spinning in joyous circles,
I finally understand you.
Sincerely, Pregnancy scare
And you think your time of the month is bad.
Dear children of the next generation,
Please accept this early apology for all of your names
Sincerely, yes I'm talking to you, Albus, Severus, Prim, Katniss, Cato, Rue, Sherlock, Rory, Merlin, Morgana, C
Going up to my boyfriend with a fake CIA badge and a water gun is not exactly how I wanted y'all to meet
Sincerely, but that was AWESOME.
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Don't you just hate it when you're wandering the woods in your bra and panties and someone takes a picture?!
Sincerely, you must have the worst luck
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Sincerely, I bet you sing it like that too
Prom? Wedding? Vacation? Date? Pretty much any important day in your life? I'm coming too!
Sincerely, your period
Dear twin sister,
I'll take your french final if you take my math final?
Sincerely, college here we come!
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
Sincerely, "Hi how are you"