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Dear Cashier,
Did you really have to demand my id for my checks because I was in nice clothes? I had a job interview and they were from dress for success. So sorry I don't meet your stereotypical views for low income.
Dear people who say black people should forget about slavery because it was the past and they weren't even enslaved,
We may of not been directly enslaved, but I think our people would want us to forever remember the struggle and torture they endured for the freedom we have today.
Dear Americans,
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear voters of the United States,
Be so kind as to remember that our nation does not have an official religion, and separation of church and state is a big deal. Feel free to practice your religion as you see fit, but please leave it out of my national policy.
Dear "I saw the first Captain America before you",
Apparently you didn't since Steve Rogers is Captain America, Bucky Barnes was the friend who died falling from the train in the first film.
Dear Kids Who Complain About Homework,
The one worksheet or reading of one chapter of a book is not a monstrous task. It gets harder and more later in life.
Dear college boy,
Please know that just because we had sex sober doesn't mean I want a relationship... I'm open to whatever you are!
Dear friends,
I know we all make fun of each other, but when you make "dumb blonde" jokes about me, it hurts. I work hard to get good grades, and you don't. So stop!
Dear friends who mean well,
Please stop telling me that I'll be accepted to the college I applied to for sure because I'm so smart. It's an Ivy League school: the acceptance rate is less than 10% and they turn away thousands of very smart people every year.
Dear British people and Europeans in general,
I hope you realize how easy you have it, already being fully versed in the metric system BEFORE you take chemistry and physics.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
Please put on pants. Its okay. I promise.
Dear people that say "that's racist" all the time,
Racism is believing one race is superior to another.
Dear 12th grader who just asked who Nelson Mandela is,
Either the school system has failed you or you have failed yourself..
Dear people who want truck drivers to blow thier horns on a highway,
Please stop. My dad is a truck driver. Its incredibly dangerous. It can not only scare other drivers, but cause them to panic thinking the truck is out of control, and can cause an accident. It may be fun to you, but dangerous to drivers who are unaware of your motions.
Dear size 1 best friend,
Please Stop complaining about how you think you're fat in front of me. I find it quite offending, and you're anything but fat.
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