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Dear girls of Jersey,
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U!
Dear Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White,
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to find out like this!
Dear Tangled,,
My friends think it's weird that I have a frying pan in my car
Dear Professors I asked a recommendation from,
Telling me to write it and you'll just sign it?
Dear grandpa,
Please continue being cute with your age
Dear Voldemort,
You should've made your nose a horcrux.
Dear boyfriend asking me to prove my love,
I shave my legs in the winter for you.
Dear teacher telling me not to look at my phone in class,
I'm looking at my pocket watch.
Dear math teacher,
well this is awkward.
Dear Period,
Oh my god you're late! What if I'm pregnant? What will my parents say? I'll have to drop out of college! I'll have to tell my boyfriend!! Oh wait....
Dear "this assignment can't be done the night before",
You're right. It can be done at lunch the day it's due.
Dear Voldemort,
Why aren't you a unicorn?
Dear online website that asked if I was human,
What do you think I am?
Dear omg Wut r u Gona get me 4 Xmas?,
A fricken dictionary.
Dear "child proof" packaging,
I hate you.
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