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Dear guys of the world,
I got out of the "friend zone", so there is hope for you too!
Dear Nintendo,
Great job making your first game about Princess Peach not sexist. She just used the power of uncontrollable emotions to float (happy), burn (angry), cry (sad), and heal (calm) her way to the vibe sceptor.
Dear "DearBlankPleaseBlank",
I blame you for my failing grades.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Dear Homophobics,
Homosexuality exists in 1,500 different species. Homophobia only exists in ONE.
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Dear sleeping dog,
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!!!
Dear doctor,
I'm not a hypochondriac. If I have symptoms, I shouldn't just ignore them just because you have no idea what is going on inside my body.
Dear college roommate,
Please remember that when life gives you lemons I'll bring the salt and tequila!
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Dear those who tell me that I eat too much,
I can't hear you over my chewing...
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Dear Hermione,
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Dear people against gay marriage,
Love is love.
Dear Boys,
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
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