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Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Dear fedora haters,
Please just stop this irrational hatred, and stop stereotyping young men who wear them as virgins (and implying that virginity is somehow terrible). Why are you so mortally offended by their hat choice? They wear it because they like it, the same reason anybody wears anything. And no, I don't care that it's "actually a trilby" as if your self-righteous pretension somehow makes your bullying okay.
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Dear "You haven't read Harry Potter?!?!",
No, I haven't. I can't sit down and read a long book. I can't. I don't particularly find interest in wizards either. I don't trash it, and I won't because I haven't read it.
Dear stomach,
Could you find another way to tell me eating pop tarts and donuts and drinking slurpees and sodas is a bad idea?
Dear teenagers against bullying,
Please realize that whenever you make fun of Justin Bieber, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, or any other celebrity, you're being a bully. These celebrities are real people too; they don't deserve to be bullied any more than the rest of us do.
Dear self-proclaimed geeks and nerds,
I was popular in high school. I pulled good grades. I did not bully people. However, because people liked me and I was never single for long, many of the "nerds" made a point to talk badly about my friends and call us horrible names. Then, when we would complain, they would call us the bullies. Most of the time, unless you are someone's friend, they don't care what you do, what you like, and what social status you think you have. The world is not always out to get out. Maybe, if you acted the way you want to be treated, people might be nicer to you.
Dear Target,
Please stop making commercials. Your songs make me want to stab myself in the eardrum.
Dear Teachers,
Please stop yelling at us for using our phones when you can't go a single period without checking yours.
Dear Disney,
Please stop with all the Tinkerbell stuff. The original character was not a good role model. In fact, she was vain and kind of a bitch.
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Dear teacher who always holds us over,
Please know that we do not care that we have twenty seconds of class left
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
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