Did you know it's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian?
Sincerely, I bet you just tried!
Sincerely, the world.
Dear obnoxious guy,
Asking if I stole the thunder and put it in my thighs is not a pick up line.
Sincerely, yes, I just slapped you!
Dear optimists, pessimists and realists,
The glass is actually 51.1256 % filled.
Dear people losing sleep,
Tired? There's a nap for that.
Dear couple making out in front of my locker,
WHOA, THERE! Um, yeah... You need to go find somewhere else to do that...
Sincerely, freshman who needs to bleach her eyes now.
Dear tampon companies,
Is it really necessary to have the warning "Always remove the last tampon at the end of your period" printed on the box?
Sincerely, don't tell me people are that stupid.
Please refrain from giving such small coutries such big names.
Sincerely, angry 6th grade student with a map quiz on Eastern Europe.
Dear "money can't by you happiness",
That may be true, but I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini.
Let's flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose.
Sincerely, winners are made, not born.
Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will your son be the Half-Blood Prince?
I'll save you some time in making your list. I plan on being very bad this year.
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
Dear Jersey Shore cast,
The only thing real about your "reality show" is the STDs.
Sincerely, good luck with that.
If all gay people go to hell, it's got to be FABULOUS!
Sincerely, it is going to A-māzing...