Please forgive me for being so angry when you called me drunk at three in the morning to pick you up from hospital
Sincerely, I thought you'd been stupid. I didn't realise you'd been attacked.
Dear "If you can read this thank a teacher.",
I learned to read at 3. I don't think I had teachers at that age...
Sincerely, but I will thank my parents for you.
Dear convenience store,
Why is it that on the day I need to buy tampons there is only a male store clerk available? That is not convenient at all.
Sincerely, embarassed girls everywhere
Dear idiotic people with loud children in the library,
Please take your loud, undisciplined child outside...
Sincerely, every other freaking person in the library
Dear French speakers who say "Voldemort means escape from death",
"Volde" is Danish for cause, and in French and Latin, "Mort" means death. So Voldemort means "cause of death".
Sincerely, there's your answer
Dear Americans who constantly trash the United States and say they hate the country,
Please either work towards making the country a better place for everyone or get out.
Sincerely, a fellow American
Dear math teacher,
Please Google 'dyscalculia' and 'math anxiety' before you tell me I'm "just lazy and unwilling to learn."
Sincerely, I hate math because of teachers like you.
Dear Choir teacher making us sing "Baby it's Cold Outside",
It's a song about date rape!
Sincerely, "Say, what's in this drink?"
Dear Med student who always belittled my English degree.,
I just completed my Ph.D.
Sincerely, yes, you have to call me doctor now.
Why are we called Hawaiians.....we are part of the United States....so we should be called Americans too!
Sincerely, Confused Hawaiians everywhere
Please behave. Don't make me come down there
Don't feel threatened by the fact that I like to do guy things. I have a feminine side, too.
Sincerely, A girl that also likes to do girlie things like wear dresses and cook
Dear freshman girl who treats everyone with disdain,
Please keep in mind that you are at the bottom of the pile. Glaring at a senior - who has never said a word to you or your friends - is a great way to seal your reputation as a girl no one wants to be around. Just FYI.
Sincerely, a senior who is sick of your narrowed eyes
Dear people who calls someone who is overweight unhealthy,
Please note, just because some is overweight does not mean they do not eat healthy foods and are forever eating things that are bad for them.
Sincerely, someone who is overweight and eats healthy.
Dear people bashing on book-to-movie adaptations,
Please stop complaining. The movies aren't representations of the book; they're representations of the story. There have to be some cuts and changes, or it won't work as a film. You can only complain if the entire plot is changed.