Dear "Are You Okay?",
If you had to ask, there was obviously something wrong.
Sincerely, I'm fine.
We need to keep spreading the Gospel of Celestia. Remember: Star Wars, Star Trek, and comic books used to only be for nerds.
Sincerely, Thunder Cheeks.
Why does saying "proud to be black"is ok, but saying "proud to be white" is racism?
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Sincerely, frustrated girl with muscuar dystrophy.
If you are going to post all these pictures on Facebook describing the sort of man you are wanting, at least make the effort to find a man that actually fits the description.
Sincerely, guy tired of his friends saying that they want a "real man", and then turns around to date a doucheb
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Sincerely, It's funny how oblivious people are
Dear people complaining about their jobs,
Please try to be thankful that you at least have a job. Millions of people would love to have your "problem."
Sincerely, a recent grad who applied for 50 jobs and still doesn't have one
Dear everyone who overdramatizes,
When you say, "my life is over" because you have to go to a certain class, that I may add, you signed up for, don't expect me to be sympathetic. When you say, "I was so ready to kill myself," when talking about a test you failed, and I just walk away, holding down tears, don't act offended. Suicide is real, and other people have real problems. Get over yourselves.
Sincerely, I lost my dad to suicide
Dear Children playing outside,
Please stop yelling like you're being murdered.
Sincerely, I can't hear my tv anymore.
You both majored in physics. If you can't put my homework into terms I understand, you don't get to call me stupid.
Sincerely, just admit you're not as good at this as you pretend.
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Sincerely, Must Be A TwiHard.
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Sincerely, Tired of your Pomposity
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Sincerely, Nice, Genuine Guy
If you can't be cute and comfortable, you're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, I wear the clothes I wore to school till I go to bed...
Dear Mother who is making me go out for a sport next year,
NOOOO!!!! I don't wanna! I'm fat and lazy and anti-social and I hate running....Oh wait, chocolate you say? and a spa gift card?
Sincerely, Rethinking this "sports" thing