Dear girls of Jersey,
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U!
Sincerely, Mike, the Situation
Dear Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White,
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to find out like this!
Sincerely, Prince Charming
My friends think it's weird that I have a frying pan in my car
Sincerely, they just don't understand…
Dear Professors I asked a recommendation from,
Telling me to write it and you'll just sign it?
Sincerely, Going to make myself sound like the greatest student you have ever had.
Please continue being cute with your age
Sincerely, "what is that?!" me: lady gaga " you mean that thing is a person?!"
You should've made your nose a horcrux.
Sincerely, Harry would've never found it
Dear boyfriend asking me to prove my love,
I shave my legs in the winter for you.
Sincerely, is that enough proof?
Dear teacher telling me not to look at my phone in class,
I'm looking at my pocket watch.
Sincerely, didn't see that coming did you?
Dear math teacher,
well this is awkward.
Sincerely, you added up my points wrong.
Oh my god you're late! What if I'm pregnant? What will my parents say? I'll have to drop out of college! I'll have to tell my boyfriend!! Oh wait....
Dear "this assignment can't be done the night before",
You're right. It can be done at lunch the day it's due.
Sincerely, a true procrastinator
Why aren't you a unicorn?
Sincerely, You are what you eat
Dear online website that asked if I was human,
What do you think I am?
Sincerely, a tiger with thumbs
Dear omg Wut r u Gona get me 4 Xmas?,
A fricken dictionary.
Sincerely, The world.