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Dear Americans pissed at the "American stereotype",
Wow. It must be so insulting to have people make a mockery of your culture.
Dear NFL,
I know wearing pink in October is a way to market to your female fans and look pro-woman, but would it kill you to have a blue November for testicular cancer, something that can actually affect not only your male fan base, but also your players?
Dear mom,
Please understand while I'm 21 and have a child you watch I'm stressed too...
Dear Residents,
Please stop locking yourselves out of your rooms. Your adults bring your key with you!
Dear Singers,
Please use some clothes, you can get a cold
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Dear fedora haters,
Please just stop this irrational hatred, and stop stereotyping young men who wear them as virgins (and implying that virginity is somehow terrible). Why are you so mortally offended by their hat choice? They wear it because they like it, the same reason anybody wears anything. And no, I don't care that it's "actually a trilby" as if your self-righteous pretension somehow makes your bullying okay.
Dear "You haven't read Harry Potter?!?!",
No, I haven't. I can't sit down and read a long book. I can't. I don't particularly find interest in wizards either. I don't trash it, and I won't because I haven't read it.
Dear teenagers against bullying,
Please realize that whenever you make fun of Justin Bieber, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, or any other celebrity, you're being a bully. These celebrities are real people too; they don't deserve to be bullied any more than the rest of us do.
Dear Target,
Please stop making commercials. Your songs make me want to stab myself in the eardrum.
Dear Teachers,
Please stop yelling at us for using our phones when you can't go a single period without checking yours.
Dear stomach,
Could you find another way to tell me eating pop tarts and donuts and drinking slurpees and sodas is a bad idea?
Dear high school that sucks so much ,
I've missed so many days because my mother is so sick
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