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Dear Geniuses,
Please stop being dead. Our generation needs saving.
Dear 'friend' that thinks I call myself fat to get compliments,
I don't want compliments.
Dear summer,
I am so looking forward to the excuse to wear tiny shorts and cute tank tops with micro mini bikinis
Dear world,
Does anyone else get extremely pissed off at people who make "mmMMMm" noises every time they eat? It's just food, calm down.
Dear English Teachers,
Here's a novel idea: allow your students to vote for books/plays/films they want to study. Include synopses and trigger warnings.
Dear world,
Why is it that when men tell women about women's experiences, it's "mansplaining," but when women tell men about men's experiences, it's "discussing male privilege?"
Dear guy best friend,
Please take the first step, I know you're in love with me
Dear Colleges,
Please make a scholarship for a middle class white girl who hasn't done drugs or gotten knocked up but still happens to want an affordable college education
Dear Boys,
Please realize that just because I am an attractive girl in a skirt at a club with friends does not mean I want to sleep with you.
Dear women who complain that men are "oppressing" you by sitting with their legs open on public transportation,
They are trying not to squish their genitalia because it hurts and will close/move their legs without complaint if you ask them too. Women are just as bad when they put their purses/bags on the seat next to them and usually get an attitude when you ask them to move them, but you don't see men complaining about women "oppressing" them by taking up too much room.
Dear YouTube,
How many times must we tell you? We can handle ads on our videos, even pre-rolls, even another musician plastered around our video. But why do you insist on playing a Katy Perry song as an ad? You assume everybody wants to hear it and will want to buy it, but we don't. I hate modern top 40 music and I go to YouTube to get away from it by listening to the music I want to listen to. Just play a music-neutral ad and we can all be happy.
Dear everyone who overdramatizes,
When you say, "my life is over" because you have to go to a certain class, that I may add, you signed up for, don't expect me to be sympathetic. When you say, "I was so ready to kill myself," when talking about a test you failed, and I just walk away, holding down tears, don't act offended. Suicide is real, and other people have real problems. Get over yourselves.
Dear people complaining about their jobs,
Please try to be thankful that you at least have a job. Millions of people would love to have your "problem."
Dear popular people saying they are smart too,
Please understand, I'm not trying to stereotype you. However, it is easier to do better in school when you aren't out at parties or drinking.
Dear Girls,
If you can't be cute and comfortable, you're doing it wrong.
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