Yes, I heard you when you screamed "GET OUT OF THE SHOWER NOW AND SAVE HOT WATER FOR EVERYONE ELSE!" through the bathroom door. Please realize, however, that I am not deaf, so you don't need to scream, and that if I got out right then, I would have still had a head full of bubbles.
Sincerely, your daughter with hair down to her butt who spends half of her time in the shower washing her hair,
Dear High School "Friends",
Please know that my university friends are amazing, caring, loyal. You aren't missed.
Sincerely, So if you're coming my way, just don't.
Dear public school students,
Just because I'm homeschooled doesn't mean I'm lonely...
Sincerely, I've got friends on Tumblr who don't bully me
Dear Victoria's Secret,
Why do are your commercials for women's underwear marketed at men?
Sincerely, A confused girl
Dear fellow Minnasotans,
We had a severe storm warning and tornado watch today. My Swedish roommate wanted to stay in her 3rd floor room but knew not to get in her car, my Californian roommate wanted to get in her car but knew not to drive around. Guess what my Wisconsinite roommate did?
Sincerely, she's been driving around for the last hour... Silly Wisconsinites
Dear Guy behind me mking fun of my limp,
I shattered my hip protecting your rights not sleeping around or getting beat for not making a sandwich.
Sincerely, blushing wounded vet explaining to her kids why mommy wants to cry
PMS is based on chemicals in your body. Not hindsight bias/social construct.
Sincerely, also a psych student
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll.
Sincerely, know your shit.
Dear twin brother,
Don't pretend you weren't hoping for a Hogwarts letter when we turned 11
Sincerely, we're almost 14. Stop being in denial and embrace your inner potterhead
Dear "Dear nurses Please don't tell me when you are going to give me the shot! Just do it!,
Please realize its a legal requirement of nurses to tell you what they are going to do.
Sincerely, undergraduate Nurse.
Dear running helps the cramps go away.,
So does sleep.
Sincerely, let me handle my period my way.
Dear random strangers,
Please stop stopping me when I'm on my walk to tell me what a great thing I'm doing and how I'll be so much happier when I drop the weight.
Sincerely, walking for stress relief not to lose weight
Dear 13 year old Daughter,
I am thankful that I got a daughter with great music taste. Clearly something went right, please never change.
Sincerely, Gladly watching you play along to T Rex
Please stop telling me how to do my job.
Sincerely, the cashier who is quite aware which items have security sensors on them.