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Dear small-chested jealous friend,
Wanna trade?
Dear vegetarians who try to force their choice on everyone,
Please realize that your diet is your choice, and you don't need to lament when someone eats meat while around you.
Dear black women,
Please know that you are so blessed with the ability to make your curls thrive.
Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
Dear Communist teacher,
I don't mind your political views, but just don't shove them on me.
Dear Mom,
Please stop charging me for things and then making me pay for stuff myself. I don't get an allowance, I don't have time for a job during the school year because I'm so busy trying to keep up my grades, and you took the babysitting job I used to have. How am I supposed to pay for things with no job, no allowance, and you charging my for stupid things like having to clean my room? Do i get to charge you for all the times I'm stuck watching my siblings?
Dear cat that has too much energy,
Please stop attacking me every time I walk past the bed you're hiding under.
Dear old lady,
I don't get paid for this at all. Every cent of our ticket fees goes towards paying for our drama department, and we will be lucky to break even charging what we do. So, no, we are not going to give you a senior discount.
Dear dad,
Please know that I will never forgive you for making my childhood/teenage years a living hell. I was the best child I could be, but you still put me down.
Dear Pre-Calc teacher,
Yes, I really did ask to go to the bathroom. Do you want me to scream why?!
Dear People Who Skip the Ninth Doctor,
Yes, David Tennant is hot. Yes, he is the best Doctor of all time. But Nine is important too!
Dear Parents,
Just because I freak out when you walk in my room doesn't mean I'm hiding something.
Dear Voldemort,
How is it possible that you can "smell death"?
Dear World,
You know carrots giving you night vision is a lie made by Americans in the Second World War so the Germans didn't know they had radars, right?
Dear "biggest ego" section of the year book,
Am I allowed to vote for the entire hockey team?
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