Dear "I don't hate LGBTAQP people I just don't support queer marriage",
Funny, would you say "I don't hate black people, I just don't support black rights"? No? Yeah, didn't think so.
Sincerely, Sick of your annoying internalized queerphobia
Dear "Fault in our Stars" movie,
Why didn't you use Joshua Anthony Brand as Augustus Waters?
Sincerely, disappointed by Ansel Elgort
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Sincerely, I just want to talk people through their problems. Must I do maths methods and science?!
Dear Stupid customers,
No I don't work here, I just put away random store's clothing for fun. It's my favorite pastime.
Sincerely, Yes I Work Here
Please stop judging me. I am a 21 year old female who loves anime/manga. I have a gay male friend who is one of the most important people in my life. My favourite band is Muse. I love Harry Potter, LoTR and The Hunger Games. I watch Friends and Gilmore Girls obsessively. I just graduated with first class honours in BA English Language and Linguistics. I want to travel the world. I AM MUSLIM.
Sincerely, I bet you weren't expecting that last part.
Just because we "share the same blood", does not mean that you can have a sip of my drink.
Sincerely, get some of your own
Dear Someone is tired of people getting killed,
I'm tired of my country interfering as well, but you know how some Americans can be, everything is solved through war.
Sincerely, An American also tired of senseless death.
Dear " I didn't have iPod/Phone/as a kid",
It's pretty easy to not have something that DIDN'T EXIST when you were a kid.
Sincerely, if you were a kid now, you would have a iPod
I used to be able to afford quality health insurance. Then your "Affordable" Care Act was passed. My premiums tripled, so I can't afford my plan anymore, and if I make too much to get a subsidy. So, yes, you passed a healthcare bill, but I get denied coverage because of it. Thanks.
Sincerely, Newly Uninsured American
Dear people who piss on slang,
Your inability to realize that one's colloquial speech patterns do not reflect on one's overall intelligence greatly dissapoints me. Your persistence in treating slang like some characteristic of the illness idiocy enrages me. Keep your damn high horse opinions to yourself you pretentious bastards.
Sincerely, I can swear while I talk like Dickens
Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
Sincerely, the younger generation
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Horses don't have periods. Cows, mice, rabbits, dogs, cats, mooses (meese?), reindeer, antelope don't have periods, and they can all reproduce just fine, Why, oh why, are we the unlucky ones?
Sincerely, lady in pain
Please stop acting like total idiots. It makes me not want to school at all sometimes, just because I know I'll have to deal with your stupidity at some point.
Sincerely, Not Trying To Act Like A Jerk, Just Tired Of Being The Most Mature Person In My Class
Dear boy I'm in love with,
You're in love with my best friend, and when you ask me how to flirt with her, I give you advice just to have an excuse to talk to you. Girls can get friend-zoned too.
Sincerely, it goes both ways