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Dear guy in the library,
Please stay the same. Thanks for screaming "Oh no! Dobby's closed the platform! However will we get back to Hogwarts?" when i accidentally ran head first into a wall
To the girl complaining about not seeing her boyfriend:,
Please stop. He has a basketball game. You're seeing him later. Stop saying you're depressed because he isn't by your side and be happy.
Dear U.S. School System,
Please make it a high school graduation requirement to pass the citizenship test.
Dear people thinking/talking about how I should loose weight,
Do you think I don't know that? I have been trying for years. I have been diagnosed with metabolic problems when I was 15 and have to take medication that is supposed to help, but doesn't. I eat less than half of the amount of calories that of an average person everyday at most. I walk 2 miles per day, sometimes 4 when I am not working. And my household NEVER keeps junk food in the house.
Dear World,
At first I thought you were big and scary, but now I can tell we're going to be good friends. Thanks for being better than I expected.
Dear Darth Vader,
That's what happens when you smoke...
Dear Mom,
If you want me to clean my room, fine. Just don't look in my closet later.
Dear homophobic mother,
Let me get this straight...I am not allowed to see my girlfriend period, let alone bring her to the house, but your other daughter can bring a new guy every week to her room where both you and I have found condom wrappers and alcohol?
Dear girlfriend,
Please never stop trying to make me smile, you always succeed, and your perseverance has kept me alive for two years
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop hurting yourself and lying about it. Knowing you feel you can't trust me kills me a little inside
Dear girl at the bar,
Please understand just because I was in the marines does not mean I support war, guns and killing people.
Dear people who say girls shouldn't wear make-up,
I have the face of a ten-year-old and the chest capacity of a 21-year-old. I'm 16.
Dear Fatal Attractions: Big Cats,
If your goal is to convince people NOT to have a tiger as a pet, don't show a person cuddling an adorable tiger cub!
Dear table of loudly bragging frat boys,
Oh please, give it a rest. Do you see the 40-something gentleman with the gray beard, sitting quietly at the table in the corner? I promise, he got more action this weekend than all of you.
Dear boyfriend,
I seriously hate your mother.
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