Dear girls who think they're "real" because they don't use makeup and wear sweats and t-shirts,
Please realize that makeup doesn't make you fake. It is designed to enhance your natural features, and cover up a few things. It is okay to like wearing skinny jeans and flats and pretty blouses, because some girls like dressing up and looking nice. There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to look a little glamarous, even at school.
Sincerely, girls who aren't "fake" just because they like doing these things.
Dear Doctor,
Let's make a deal, you stop telling me to "drop a bit of weight" and I'll not mention that you've had 5 different receptionists in the last two years because you keep hitting on them.
Sincerely, We both need to change our lifestyles.
Dear Disney,
Please create a Hispanic Disney Princess.
Sincerely, I'm feeling left out.
Dear guys,
You don't like bigger girls. You like girls with big boobs and a tiny waist.
Sincerely, I'm just being realistic
Dear mom who's making me clean my room because we are havimg dinner guests,
I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were eating in my bedroom....
Sincerely, how about no?
Dear we took a poll and no woman feels good in a bikini,
AMEN SISTA!
Sincerely, average women everywhere
Dear Curiosity,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Just Wondering
Dear society,
I'm 15 years old and have no facebook account, no twitter, no snapchat, or insatgram... and I'm perfectly fine. I choose books as my entertainment.
Sincerely, ...and I even have friends!
Dear Male Politicians,
I know you mean well, but if you don't have a uterus, you should not be legislating on women's reproductive health
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Disney,
Please make at least one disney princess not have a perfect body
Sincerely, nobody looks like that!
Dear school nurse,
I have to pay for tampons...but the condoms here are free?
Sincerely, get your priorities straight
Dear Fraternity boys,
You call that a brotherhood?
Sincerely, The Navy, Army, Marines, and AirForce.
Dear friends who are girls,
Please stop telling me you don't know why I'm single, then tell me you only see me as a friend.
Sincerely, that's why I'm single...
Dear Carly Rae Jepsen,
So, how do you throw a wish in a well?
Sincerely, didn't know you could throw abstract verbs...
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
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