Dear guys of the world,
I got out of the "friend zone", so there is hope for you too!
Sincerely, Ron Weasley
Great job making your first game about Princess Peach not sexist. She just used the power of uncontrollable emotions to float (happy), burn (angry), cry (sad), and heal (calm) her way to the vibe sceptor.
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Homosexuality exists in 1,500 different species. Homophobia only exists in ONE.
Sincerely, Now, who's the minority?
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Sincerely, someone who met their love at church
Dear sleeping dog,
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!!!
Sincerely, what goes around comes around.
I'm not a hypochondriac. If I have symptoms, I shouldn't just ignore them just because you have no idea what is going on inside my body.
Sincerely, your frustrated patient
Dear college roommate,
Please remember that when life gives you lemons I'll bring the salt and tequila!
Sincerely, Partying will always help you forget your woes!
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Sincerely, a focused teen
Dear those who tell me that I eat too much,
I can't hear you over my chewing...
Sincerely, curvy and content.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Sincerely, a parent who is stuck changing diapers.
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Sincerely, a mortified girl on her first date
Dear people against gay marriage,
Love is love.
Sincerely, gay and proud