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Dear school announcements,
"Oh and one last announcement, Freshmen, you do not need to be asked to go to homecoming. It is a school wide dance. You also do not need to pay an extra 15 dollars for the tickets."
Dear person who just tweeted "if u cud recomend a book 4 me wat wud it b?",
It would be a dictionary.
Dear boys,
Objects in shirt may be smaller than they appear.
Dear people who complained about the white Coke cans looking too much like Diet Coke cans,
Please accept our sincerest apologies. Its so much more important that Coca-Cola should cater to your needs instead of donating millions of dollars to help save the polar bears. You're right.
Dear Scientist,
Computers have gone from the size of a room to being able to fit in the palm of your hand. Why can't we do the same with elephants?
Dear Facebook addicts,
If Facebook shuts down, are you going to be roaming the streets shoving pictures in people's faces saying "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"
Dear my two friends who are twins,
It's awesome that I am the only one that noticed the two of you switched class's for the whole day.
Dear attractive male friend who asked if his shirt was too tight,
No. No it's not...
Dear World,
I'm a guy and my best guy friend is gay, I like it that way.
Dear "You won't be able to get this book report done the night before",
I did it at 1 am, skimmed the book, and got a 92%.
Dear Disney's Beauty and the Beast,
So it really doesn't matter whats on the outside?
Dear cute boy in my biology class,
You put the XY in sexy.
Dear people I know who see me at the movies and ask me what I'm doing,
Giving birth.
Dear 6'2" boyfriend,
You realize I can hear your heartbeat when we hug, right? That means I can hear how fast its beating after we kiss, too.
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
While I accomplished saving my entire country from one of the toughest armies in the world, you accomplished... sleeping...
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