Dear Americans pissed at the "American stereotype",
Wow. It must be so insulting to have people make a mockery of your culture.
Sincerely, Indians, Africans, Mexicans, Chinese, Japanese, Germans, Australians...
I know wearing pink in October is a way to market to your female fans and look pro-woman, but would it kill you to have a blue November for testicular cancer, something that can actually affect not only your male fan base, but also your players?
Please understand while I'm 21 and have a child you watch I'm stressed too...
Sincerely, working, going to school, and raising a baby with no financial help from anyone.
Please stop locking yourselves out of your rooms. Your adults bring your key with you!
Sincerely, Your RA
Please use some clothes, you can get a cold
Sincerely, Someone Tired Of Naked People Singing
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Sincerely, he literally just kissed my cheek.
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Sincerely, I'm not going to be a mathematician.
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Sincerely, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength. AKA 1984
Dear fedora haters,
Please just stop this irrational hatred, and stop stereotyping young men who wear them as virgins (and implying that virginity is somehow terrible). Why are you so mortally offended by their hat choice? They wear it because they like it, the same reason anybody wears anything. And no, I don't care that it's "actually a trilby" as if your self-righteous pretension somehow makes your bullying okay.
Sincerely, a girl who thinks guys in fedoras/trilbies look good
Dear "You haven't read Harry Potter?!?!",
No, I haven't. I can't sit down and read a long book. I can't. I don't particularly find interest in wizards either. I don't trash it, and I won't because I haven't read it.
Sincerely, why does it bother you?
Dear teenagers against bullying,
Please realize that whenever you make fun of Justin Bieber, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, or any other celebrity, you're being a bully. These celebrities are real people too; they don't deserve to be bullied any more than the rest of us do.
Sincerely, tired of the hypocrisy.
Please stop making commercials. Your songs make me want to stab myself in the eardrum.
Please stop yelling at us for using our phones when you can't go a single period without checking yours.
Sincerely, annoyed students everywhere
Could you find another way to tell me eating pop tarts and donuts and drinking slurpees and sodas is a bad idea?
Sincerely, it's 12:15 AM I can't sleep and I'm resisting the urge to violently puke my guts out