Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Sincerely, Malazan Book of the Fallen series (by Steven Erikson)
With all the stories you have done on evil stepmothers, how the HELL did you leave out mine?
Sincerely, Maleficent, Ursula, Lady Tremaine, Hitler and every Nazi and Slaveowner ain't got nothin
Just because we "share the same blood", does not mean that you can have a sip of my drink.
Sincerely, get some of your own
Dear " I didn't have iPod/Phone/as a kid",
It's pretty easy to not have something that DIDN'T EXIST when you were a kid.
Sincerely, if you were a kid now, you would have a iPod
Dear people who piss on slang,
Your inability to realize that one's colloquial speech patterns do not reflect on one's overall intelligence greatly dissapoints me. Your persistence in treating slang like some characteristic of the illness idiocy enrages me. Keep your damn high horse opinions to yourself you pretentious bastards.
Sincerely, I can swear while I talk like Dickens
I used to be able to afford quality health insurance. Then your "Affordable" Care Act was passed. My premiums tripled, so I can't afford my plan anymore, and if I make too much to get a subsidy. So, yes, you passed a healthcare bill, but I get denied coverage because of it. Thanks.
Sincerely, Newly Uninsured American
Dear people who pay for soldiers' meals at restaurants,
Why is it that you only do it when the restaurant is really crowded and busy?
Sincerely, restaurant employee who wonders if you're doing it for them or for your ego
Dear 90s kids,
Please realise that no one cares. Every generation thinks theirs is the best.
Sincerely, you're just the same as every generation before and after you!
Dear boy I'm in love with,
You're in love with my best friend, and when you ask me how to flirt with her, I give you advice just to have an excuse to talk to you. Girls can get friend-zoned too.
Sincerely, it goes both ways
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Sincerely, I don't plan on being a manager at the ghetto McDonalds.
Please stop acting like total idiots. It makes me not want to school at all sometimes, just because I know I'll have to deal with your stupidity at some point.
Sincerely, Not Trying To Act Like A Jerk, Just Tired Of Being The Most Mature Person In My Class
Dear College math teacher,
Understand that I've learned all the things that you've taught back in ninth grade. so dont freak out at me for simply trying to catch up on my other work in your class
Sincerely, A Disgruntled College Freshman
Dear psych professor,
Please help! I think we all have OCD, GAD, bipolar and cyclothrmia!!
Sincerely, maybe the definition's too broad?
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Sincerely, I will pass out from the amount of blood loss.