Dear people who say black people should forget about slavery because it was the past and they weren't even enslaved,
We may of not been directly enslaved, but I think our people would want us to forever remember the struggle and torture they endured for the freedom we have today.
Sincerely, Rape, excecution, kidnappings-- Sorry, but I think their story deserves to be remembered not forgott
We're both 18. We've been dating for 5 years. We've already told each other we love one an other. We're going to the same collage. I found a ring in his sock drawer.
Sincerely, Why can't we move in together?
Dear woman having me carry out your government subsidized lobster and cigarettes to your new Cadillac while you talk on your iPhone,
Please spend the $25 involuntarily taken out of my $200 check every week more responsibly,
Sincerely, working 30 hour weeks and paying taxes
Dear voters of the United States,
Be so kind as to remember that our nation does not have an official religion, and separation of church and state is a big deal. Feel free to practice your religion as you see fit, but please leave it out of my national policy.
Sincerely, an informed atheist sick of having to deal with those attempting to shove religion into law
Dear "I saw the first Captain America before you",
Apparently you didn't since Steve Rogers is Captain America, Bucky Barnes was the friend who died falling from the train in the first film.
Sincerely, Someone who paid attention
Dear Kids Who Complain About Homework,
The one worksheet or reading of one chapter of a book is not a monstrous task. It gets harder and more later in life.
Sincerely, Just You Wait
Dear college boy,
Please know that just because we had sex sober doesn't mean I want a relationship... I'm open to whatever you are!
Sincerely, I hope this doesn't get weird
Dear people that say "that's racist" all the time,
Racism is believing one race is superior to another.
Sincerely, you are using the term wrong and it is just obnoxious.
Dear friends who mean well,
Please stop telling me that I'll be accepted to the college I applied to for sure because I'm so smart. It's an Ivy League school: the acceptance rate is less than 10% and they turn away thousands of very smart people every year.
Sincerely, it'll only make it worse when I'm (most likely) rejected
Dear British people and Europeans in general,
I hope you realize how easy you have it, already being fully versed in the metric system BEFORE you take chemistry and physics.
Sincerely, the concepts are hard enough without having to learn new math rules.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
Please put on pants. Its okay. I promise.
I am stating my opinion and side of the story. It is called, "self-advocating" not sassing.
Sincerely, What Happened to Freedom of Speech?
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
I voluntarily do not have a Facebook.
Sincerely, yeah it's possible.