Dear small-chested jealous friend,
Sincerely, D's with back problems.
Dear vegetarians who try to force their choice on everyone,
Please realize that your diet is your choice, and you don't need to lament when someone eats meat while around you.
Sincerely, vegetarian who realizes that I've made a decision for myself, not the rest of the world.
Dear black women,
Please know that you are so blessed with the ability to make your curls thrive.
Sincerely, white girl whose hair doesn't curl well but won't stay straight
Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
Sincerely, a Catholic who believes in evolution.
Dear Communist teacher,
I don't mind your political views, but just don't shove them on me.
Sincerely, A students who knows that there's more to American history than the cold war and red scares
Please stop charging me for things and then making me pay for stuff myself. I don't get an allowance, I don't have time for a job during the school year because I'm so busy trying to keep up my grades, and you took the babysitting job I used to have. How am I supposed to pay for things with no job, no allowance, and you charging my for stupid things like having to clean my room? Do i get to charge you for all the times I'm stuck watching my siblings?
Sincerely, teenage, poor, and frustrated
Dear cat that has too much energy,
Please stop attacking me every time I walk past the bed you're hiding under.
Sincerely, I scar easily. You're making me look like I cut myself!
Dear old lady,
I don't get paid for this at all. Every cent of our ticket fees goes towards paying for our drama department, and we will be lucky to break even charging what we do. So, no, we are not going to give you a senior discount.
Sincerely, either pay the four bucks or go away
Please know that I will never forgive you for making my childhood/teenage years a living hell. I was the best child I could be, but you still put me down.
Sincerely, And people wonder why I want to move out for college, even if I have to live in a trashy apartment.
Dear Pre-Calc teacher,
Yes, I really did ask to go to the bathroom. Do you want me to scream why?!
Sincerely, I just got my effing period.
Dear People Who Skip the Ninth Doctor,
Yes, David Tennant is hot. Yes, he is the best Doctor of all time. But Nine is important too!
Sincerely, Girl Who Appreciates All the Doctors
Just because I freak out when you walk in my room doesn't mean I'm hiding something.
Sincerely, Your 16-year-old daughter that isn't doing drugs, but rather just wants some privacy
How is it possible that you can "smell death"?
Sincerely, thought you didn't have a nose!
You know carrots giving you night vision is a lie made by Americans in the Second World War so the Germans didn't know they had radars, right?