Seriously, what is Ramen?
Sincerely, British and confused
Dear Slow Robot,
Please ban pictures of spiders from the site
Sincerely, I died three times in one sitting
Dear best friend!,
Please forgive me about your black eye! I told you don't sneak up on me!
Sincerely, Didn't know that my guy friend taught me how to box, did ya?
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
Sincerely, the guys round here just aren't measuring up
Dear people who ask me when I'm going to real college,
Please tell me, since when is community college fake?
Sincerely, annoyed senior
If it's not an online course, please do not put 100% of the material online.
Sincerely, student who signed up solely because it was not an online or hybrid course.
Dear dads friends,
Please realize you give me the best stories to tell my friends.
Sincerely, the 13 year old girl who just shot your AK47.
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
Sincerely, kinda defeats the point
Dear Teachers and Students,
Please speak louder? To me I'm yelling.
Sincerely, "Shy" Kids who have excellent hearing
You know what the best way to pass a drug test is? Don't do drugs.
Dear parents against vaccines,
Homeschool your kids if you don't want them catching a cold from us. I also don't want the flu from them since they didn't get a vaccine.
Sincerely, annoyed person who doesn't like to be around people, but sick people in particular
Dear transgendered female patient:,
Please stop swearing at me and threatening to report me to the Board of Medicine. You don't have a vagina or uterus, so I can't actually do a pelvic exam. And I'm an OB-Gyn: I don't do prostate exams. I also can't prescribe you birth control - because it wouldn't work
Sincerely, Just trying to provide good health care here
Stop day dreaming and get back to work.
Sincerely, creative genius
Please understand, I'm not taking days off sick even thought that's what I tell you. I'm taking days off to go for job interviews so I can get the hell out of your terribly run, horrendously understaffed and all round shitty company.
Sincerely, I resign.