Dear Taco Bell,
Please hire workers who know what they're doing. I'm so tired of ordering plain burritos and getting ones with sour cream and tomatoes.
Sincerely, this is the sixth time you've done this to me.
If men could get pregnant, there'd be abortion clinics on every corner.
Sincerely, just saying...
Please stop pooping in my neighbors yard while there watching you
Sincerely, embarrassed owner
Please leave the room every once in a while.
Sincerely, No privacy EVER!!
Dear Ellen Degeneres,
If you're going to criticize the media's unrealistic body standards so much, then please stop bringing so many male models onto your show.
Dear native speakers,
Please know that there is something very wrong if my English is better than yours.
Sincerely, the girl who's mothertongue is Austrian-German
Dear People in the fight against childhood obesity,
Please don't blame us, kids would gain just as much weight if they were sitting inside reading books!
Sincerely, Video games
Dear thin girls,
Please refrain from talking about how fat you are in front of obviously uncomfortable plus size girls. We recognize that you have insecurities too, and we do understand that you do not love your body. However, it feels so shitty to be told, by proxy, that you're a whale.
Sincerely, plus size
Dear Family Friend,
I understand the pain your in. I really do. But please be glad that there is a treatment.
Sincerely, a girl living in pain which can't be cured.
Please stop asking Disney to make a movie with a so-and-so princess. They're there to make money, not social statements.
Dear US and MD politicians who want to bring illegal immigrants in,
There's so much gang violence and crime in inner city Baltimore that our kids can't even play outside. We can’t take out the trash without locking the door. You're spending billions on illegals, but what about our neighborhoods? Where can we get asylum? Where can we get refugee status?
Sincerely, frustrated Baltimore residents
Dear TV networks,
Please start a series about horseback riders' moms.
Sincerely, competitive moms with lots of money and bratty kids? I say perfect for television.
Dear person who said I didn't deserve that scholarship,
Please take a look at my application. Yes, that does say 4.7 GPA, 210 volunteering hours, three sports, band, and a four job five days a week. Wait, you have a 2.6 GPA, no volunteering hours or job, and no other activities.
Sincerely, oh, it's totally NOT because I'm white and you're Hispanic. Yes, sure. Now I must go apply for anoth
Please stop saying that you have OCD, things just look nice when they are neat. There is nothing deep about it, organization is just more appealing.
Sincerely, a Realist