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Dear ABC,
My "secret life" consists of dancing around my living room singing Hakuna Matata at the top of my lungs.
Dear brother,
Listening to rap music does not make you "gangsta."
Dear headphones,
I almost fell to my death, thank you for saving me.
Dear boy with exceptional grammar,
Are you free Saturday night?
Dear Parents,
No my bed did not break from me having sex.
Dear Ariel,
You could have just written down what you wanted to say...
Dear Real Housewives,
Your children are taken care of by nannies, your personal assistants run your errands, your maids clean your houses, you never cook, you always eat out and everything about you is plastic or injected. What exactly makes you real?
Dear food falling to the floor,
Little germs: "GET IT!! King Germ: "NO! WE wait 5 seconds."
Dear Spanish teacher,
I throw my homework in the air sometimes , sayin AAAYOOOO no comprendo.
Dear shopping malls,
Christmas celebrations should begin in December, when the holiday actually occurs... no?
Dear history teacher,
Someone forgot to warn you not to say, "Let's get down to business." before teaching us about China.
Dear Math,
Please stop making me find your X. Just face it, she's not coming back to you.
Dear 9th grade honors Biology teacher,
A video? Really? Are we twel- is that Bill Nye?
Dear world,
Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.
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