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Dear mom,
Please stop thinking that because the door is closed and you hear screaming doesn't mean my boyfriend and I are having sex.
Dear Snooki,
Get back to work!
Dear lacrosse coach,
Yes, when you use the technical names for the parts of the stick, we will laugh. Especially when you tell us that Joey's shaft punched a hole in his butt, and he can't play with the exposed end.
Dear dogs,
It's the door bell, not the devil.
Dear guy I like,
Please get a facebook account.
Dear boys,
The reason girls go to the bathroom together is because we have epic parties in there.
Dear guests at the waterpark,
Please stop asking if it's possible to fly out of the water slide. If it were possible, you wouldn't be let on!
Dear boys on Xbox live,
If you're gonna cry about it, you should turn off your mic first.
Dear inventor of "that's what she said",
Thanks for making it impossible to comment on the size of something.
Dear Two and a Half Men,
Jake is not half a man anymore, and Ashton counts as two.
Dear Smurfs,
Please let me know what color you turn if someone choked you.
Dear cat,
I would very much appreciate it if you stopped destroying my bras on the floor while I sleep.
Dear Youtube videos that aren't available in my country,
It's not like I live in Antartica.
Dear Facebook,
Please never make a legitimate "who's viewing your profile app."
Dear Dairy Queen,
Will you marry me?
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