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Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Dear Disney,
With all the stories you have done on evil stepmothers, how the HELL did you leave out mine?
Dear parents,
Just because we "share the same blood", does not mean that you can have a sip of my drink.
Dear " I didn't have iPod/Phone/as a kid",
It's pretty easy to not have something that DIDN'T EXIST when you were a kid.
Dear people who piss on slang,
Your inability to realize that one's colloquial speech patterns do not reflect on one's overall intelligence greatly dissapoints me. Your persistence in treating slang like some characteristic of the illness idiocy enrages me. Keep your damn high horse opinions to yourself you pretentious bastards.
Dear Obama,
I used to be able to afford quality health insurance. Then your "Affordable" Care Act was passed. My premiums tripled, so I can't afford my plan anymore, and if I make too much to get a subsidy. So, yes, you passed a healthcare bill, but I get denied coverage because of it. Thanks.
Dear people who pay for soldiers' meals at restaurants,
Why is it that you only do it when the restaurant is really crowded and busy?
Dear 90s kids,
Please realise that no one cares. Every generation thinks theirs is the best.
Dear boy I'm in love with,
You're in love with my best friend, and when you ask me how to flirt with her, I give you advice just to have an excuse to talk to you. Girls can get friend-zoned too.
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Not likely.
Dear Classmates,
Please stop acting like total idiots. It makes me not want to school at all sometimes, just because I know I'll have to deal with your stupidity at some point.
Dear College math teacher,
Understand that I've learned all the things that you've taught back in ninth grade. so dont freak out at me for simply trying to catch up on my other work in your class
Dear psych professor,
Please help! I think we all have OCD, GAD, bipolar and cyclothrmia!!
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Dear "when a woman says she's fine she really isn't",
Not every woman is a crazy bitch
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