Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Sincerely, Adolf Hitler
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Sincerely, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength. AKA 1984
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Dear hot guy I sit beside in history,
The only reason he sat us beside each other is because he knows I won't talk around you..
Sincerely, you're way too attractive for me
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Sincerely, It looks like Tigger murdered Pooh on my bed.
Dear advertised medication,
"May cause diarrhea, itching or swelling of the throat, burning sensations, migraines, allergic reactions which may be fatal, suicidal thoughts, hallucinations, and drowsiness."
Sincerely, I think I'll keep my cold thanks...
Please Put down the damn phones, and watch your kid play the game. I'm tired of having kids look up after a good play and only seeing your zombie face staring at the screen. It's a horrible feeling for them.
Dear Paranormal Activity,
I'm more scared that someone put cameras in your bedroom than all of those ghosts.
Sincerely, can't get to sleep now...
Dear Muslim women I'm watching,
Please don't think I think you're a terrorist. I just really like your hijab
Sincerely, the Jewish girl who's best friend was born in Iraq
Dear Teddy Bear,
Please talk to me . Listen to me. I have no one.
Sincerely, lonely kid
Dear Winnie the Pooh,
Please remember you're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think
Sincerely, Christopher Robin
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned