Dear people who use arguments from Leviticus for and against homosexuality,
Pretty much everything in Leviticus is now ignored because it is in the Old Testament, which Jesus said was no longer applicable. However, 1 Corinthians 6 is against homosexuality, and because it is in the New Testament, people follow it.
Sincerely, just fyi
Please stop taking clothes off the rack and leaving them in random places all over the store. Thanks.
Sincerely, retail clothing clerks.
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Sincerely, "Oh, is it?" Yes. Yes it is.
Dear guy from my training class,
It was amazing having you open up to me. It was the first time I've ever seen that side of you, and I liked it. A lot.
Sincerely, I've been developing feelings for you for a while. This made them stronger.