Dear Person using the Big Bang Theory to study for Biology,
I am a theoretical physicist. Not a biologist.
Sincerely, Dr Sheldon Cooper
What do you call a cautious redhead?
Dear guy who just woke up,
Sincerely, the farts under your blanket
Dear guy who held his newborn son up Lion King style,
You do know that in the movie it was Rafiki the doctor and not Mufasa the father who held Simba up, right?
Sincerely, the doctor who delivered your baby (now gimme gimme gimme!)