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Dear Harry Potter World in Orlando,
I bet Harry Potter didn't have to pay $10.50 for butterbeer.
Dear people wearing the pants extremely low,
You do realize that sagging trend was started in prison, and it symbolized that they were willing to have gay sex with the other inmates, right?
Dear cat,
Just because you bathe in the middle of the kitchen for all to see does not give you a front row seat to me getting in the shower.
Dear "Virgin Diaries" on TLC,
Yes, I realize you've never kissed before, but you looked like two fish sucking each others faces.
Dear health-freak parents,
If you ever try to sneak protein powder into my pancakes again, I'm pouring acid on your vegetable garden.
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