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Dear embarrassed customer,
You're 19, I'm not judging you for buying candles, flowers, and condoms. I am, however, judging the 18 year old mother who is 8 months pregnant with a 2 year old in the cart buying a 6 pack of beers, 2 vodka bottles, 2 cigarettes packs, and some condoms.
Dear Short/Tall/Pretty Appreciation Day,
Please make room for an average appreciation day.
Dear Flu,
I hate you so much.
Dear BFF,
Keep your baby, give it up for adoption, or have an abortion
Dear people who question why wands are measured in inches when the Harry Potter books are set in England.,
That is actually explained by J.K. Rowling on Pottermore.com
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop asking me where the border is.
Dear graham crackers,
Let's have a hot, sticky threesome with marshmallows.
Dear Marine I met in Maryland,
You probably don't remember me,but you bought me chocolates last Valentine's Day when I mentioned my boyfriend was deployed to Afghanistan. Your little act of kindness inspired me to be more compassionate towards strangers. We both really appreciate what you did for me because I was having a hard time without him. I also thought you should know I married that man when he came home safely and we have been together and happy ever since. Thank you again.
Dear society,
Stop telling people it's okay to be themselves then judging them.
Dear DBPB,
I have a penguin. His name is Reginald.
Dear new puppy,
You are the sweetest, most adorable creature I have ever met. I don't think I'll be worrying about being lonely anymore
Dear society,
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?
Dear bedroom lightswitch,
Thank you for being reachable from both the doorway and under the covers.
Dear Minecraft creators,
Please consider Blast-Proof obsidian armor.
Dear period cramps,
I hate you. Go die.
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