Dear Public Schools,
Please allow me to opt out of my children being taught curricula that undermine religious beliefs I am teaching them at home.
Sincerely, a dad concerned about losing his basic freedoms
So our entertainment is flinging birds at pigs, slicing fruit, snipping ropes and finding a crocodile's water?
Sincerely, what happened to pac-man and mario?
Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Sincerely, annoyed (and sick!) fellow student.
Please don't make me come down there.
If you haven't done enough research on a topic to fully comprehend it, please don't argue about it. You sound like an ignorant fool.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Sincerely, and don't ask Y either.
Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
I know its a little much too ask, but please could stop this? I lost all of my friends and now I'm failing history. I don't have the grades or the friends so I don't know who I am anymore.
Sincerely, if I don't know who I am how am I supposed to sign this?
Instead of upgrading your phones, how about you upgrade your chargers?
Sincerely, person who doesn't wanna spend money on a lot of phone chargers
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
Sincerely, 9 months pregnant.
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear past me,
No, that is not a cute hairstyle.
Sincerely, cringing at my old yearbook photos
Dear Coke Names,
I would buy this for a friend, but I don't think my Netflix would enjoy it.
Sincerely, a loner