Please we only run on Dunkins
Please don't start class five minutes early because "mostly everyone is here"
Sincerely, well, I thought I was right on time for class....
Please stop thinking I must be a lesbian just because I'm a tomboy
Sincerely, a tomboy
Dear Football Player,
Thank you for rescuing that baby bunny in front of all of you teammates
Sincerely, Just witnessed the sweetest thing ever