Dear embarrassed customer,
You're 19, I'm not judging you for buying candles, flowers, and condoms. I am, however, judging the 18 year old mother who is 8 months pregnant with a 2 year old in the cart buying a 6 pack of beers, 2 vodka bottles, 2 cigarettes packs, and some condoms.
Sincerely, I hate to judge customers but sometimes I have too.
Dear Short/Tall/Pretty Appreciation Day,
Please make room for an average appreciation day.
Sincerely, 5'5", brown hair, brown eyed girl.
I hate you so much.
Sincerely, I've *cough* been out *cough* of school *achoo* for *cough* a week!!! *cough cough cough*
Keep your baby, give it up for adoption, or have an abortion
Sincerely, I'll stand by you no matter what
Dear people who question why wands are measured in inches when the Harry Potter books are set in England.,
That is actually explained by J.K. Rowling on Pottermore.com
Sincerely, it's simply that they are independent of 'Muggle England' and didn't care to change to metric when t
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop asking me where the border is.
Sincerely, Not every hispanic person is mexican.
Dear graham crackers,
Let's have a hot, sticky threesome with marshmallows.
Sincerely, Chocolate bars
Dear Marine I met in Maryland,
You probably don't remember me,but you bought me chocolates last Valentine's Day when I mentioned my boyfriend was deployed to Afghanistan. Your little act of kindness inspired me to be more compassionate towards strangers. We both really appreciate what you did for me because I was having a hard time without him. I also thought you should know I married that man when he came home safely and we have been together and happy ever since. Thank you again.
Sincerely, the cashier near the barracks.
Stop telling people it's okay to be themselves then judging them.
Sincerely, I'm sick and tired of it
I have a penguin. His name is Reginald.
Dear new puppy,
You are the sweetest, most adorable creature I have ever met. I don't think I'll be worrying about being lonely anymore
Sincerely, a once melancholy teenager
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?
Dear bedroom lightswitch,
Thank you for being reachable from both the doorway and under the covers.
Sincerely, never have to run across a scary dark room
Dear Minecraft creators,
Please consider Blast-Proof obsidian armor.
Sincerely, tired of being unexpectedly killed by the sneakier creepers