Well, today I slept with a man I just met, stuffed myself with cake and cookies, exploded two cars, burned down my house....
Sincerely, my Sim family is not happy with me right now.
Dear Aunt who bought me a Rubix Cube,
Sincerely, your color blind niece
Please refrain from using the phrase 'booyah'. There is only one person that can pull that off.
Sincerely, Ron Stoppable
If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that.
Sincerely, I look like an idiot.