Dear popular girls,
I would say some day you'll be working for me, but I'm not planning on buying Hooters...
Sincerely, nerdy girls
I hate you.
Sincerely, students everywhere
Dear people who say "there is nothing that tastes better than skinny feels",
I can think of a lot. Pizza, bacon, chocolate...
Sincerely, Jennifer Lawrence
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Sincerely, snowing in October