Dear Blind people,
Why do you walk your dogs soo much.
What if oxygen was poisonous but it took 75-100 years to kill us?
Sincerely, Have fun with that
Sincerely lines are not to be used as a second body for your post.
Sincerely, Dear Black Please Blank User
Dear Romance movies,
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD
The girl you called fat? She's comfortable with how she looks and weighs. The girl you tripped? Convinced all of her friends that you're a total jerk. The girl you called ugly? She doesn't care what you think. The girl you made fun of because she had a lot of scars? She made you listen for an hour about how she got all of them. The girl you made fun of because he was crying? She punched you right in the face. Me? Yeah, that was all me.
Sincerely, some one who is comfortable with themselves
Dear People who write about Christians,
Public Service Announcement: Please realize that not all of us deny evolution, completely hate other religions, continuously hound other people to convert, and genearlly act like douchebags.
Sincerely, I've gotten a lot of laughs about what you think we believe.
Dear Valentine's Day,
Actually, violets are purple.
Sincerely, Roses are red...
Please consider dating the boy who threatened to castrate his friend unless he treats you well BEFORE you consider dating that friend!
Sincerely, Mom who loves you
Three years ago, I had surgery on both legs to attempt to correct plantar fasciitis. Yesterday, I ran a half marathon.
Sincerely, You can do anything.
Dear Professor X,
Please don't try to find me. I've changed my name and moved to Middle Earth. I've got my hands full with Hobbits.
Please stop coming out at strategic moments during my classmate's presentation on conspiracy theories!
Sincerely, no, I wasn't trying to mock your views!
Dear Born-Again Grandmother,
Yes, I know he's a Wiccan and an Anarchist, but he's treating me better than any of my past boyfriends have. And yes, we're planning on getting married.
Sincerely, Just give him a try?
The cool kids don't ride kangaroos to school, they ride emus
Sincerely, an Aussie kid
Please know I love you and miss you, no matter how far away you are.
Sincerely, lonely but not alone