Dear teacher and fellow students,
No, I didn't study for the test. Yes, I am one of the 5 students in the whole school who just got a 100% on that test that I didn't study for.
Sincerely, a skilled procrastinator who has luck with her intelligence
Please forgive us for Justin Bieber, Nickleback, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Stephen Harper...Especially Stephen Harper
Sincerely, All of Canada
Dear noxious coworker,
Your threat to quit would be a lot more effective if everyone here wasn't rooting for that outcome.
Dear people with their pants falling down,
Just say no to crack.
Sincerely, Not even once.