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Dear Public Schools,
Please allow me to opt out of my children being taught curricula that undermine religious beliefs I am teaching them at home.
Dear world,
So our entertainment is flinging birds at pigs, slicing fruit, snipping ropes and finding a crocodile's water?
Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Dear everyone,
Please don't make me come down there.
Dear everyone,
If you haven't done enough research on a topic to fully comprehend it, please don't argue about it. You sound like an ignorant fool.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Dear math,
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
Dear world,
I know its a little much too ask, but please could stop this? I lost all of my friends and now I'm failing history. I don't have the grades or the friends so I don't know who I am anymore.
Dear Apple,
Instead of upgrading your phones, how about you upgrade your chargers?
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
Dear pigs,
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear past me,
No, that is not a cute hairstyle.
Dear Coke Names,
I would buy this for a friend, but I don't think my Netflix would enjoy it.
Dear boys,
Please understand the full meaning behind "I love you"
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