Dear girl who says she likes bad boys,
Guess what? I went on Disney Channel.com WITHOUT my parents permission.
Sincerely, I'll pick you up at seven.
Dear whoever made the desk/chair combo for colleges,
Please fix the center of gravity on those things.
Sincerely, just tipped over in a class of 70 while taking a test.
Dear Mr. Diggory,
No, vampires do not sparkle.
Sincerely, ten points from Hufflepuff
Dear doctor looking in my ear,
I broke my ankle...
Sincerely, confused patient