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Dear Mom,
Well, today I slept with a man I just met, stuffed myself with cake and cookies, exploded two cars, burned down my house....
Dear Aunt who bought me a Rubix Cube,
uh...thanks?
Dear hipsters,
Please refrain from using the phrase 'booyah'. There is only one person that can pull that off.
Dear Sneeze,
If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that.
Dear teenagers,
Typing.like.this.does.not.make.you.prove.your.point. It.just.makes.it.look.like.your.computer.has.asthma.
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