Dear ex best friend,
Please stop saying you did nothing wrong and sending your friends to attack me. You told my stalker ex everything and made out with him.
Sincerely, no ones buying your BS anymore.
Your timing is impeccable. Did you really have to split down the back RIGHT before my in-laws walked in? I don't think they wanted to see that.
Sincerely, Bare Cheeked
Dear former friend,
Please don't invent rumors about me just because one of your other friends got in trouble for sending me to the hospital.
Sincerely, someone who feels helpless and alone since you left
Please understand that I am struggling to become the adult society wants me to be, and not the child you want me to stay...
Sincerely, your soon to be 20 y/o daughter who's terrified of growing up
Dear black customer,
You dropped and cracked a jar of jam at the counter and wanted to put it back. I politely told you that you had to buy it because you damaged it. You called me racist and said I was trying to force sub-par goods on black people. Don't you know that if *any* customer damages something, they have to buy it? You're one of the rudest, most stupid customers I've ever met.
Sincerely, and that's a fact, not racism