Dear person walking on the sidewalk,
Homeless or hipster?
Sincerely, can't tell.
Dear French teacher,
"It's a video of France in the modern world, France today." Yeah right.
Sincerely, you're holding a VHS tape.
Dear automatic toilet,
You scared the crap out of me!
Sincerely, good thing I was already on the toilet...
That awkward moment when even Hufflepuff rejects you.