Dear People who want to ban the "R" word,
Please realize that mental retardation is a true medical term and the retard is just the abbreviation for the medical term. Only the idiots who use the words wrong are the ones who cause you to dislike the word.
Sincerely, get your facts straight
Dear wanting to ban the r word makes you an idiot,
Please realize that medical retardation is NO LONGER politically correct
Sincerely, get YOUR facts straight
Please stop saying you shouldn't work harder than us, You get PAID!!
Sincerely, Every student ever lived
Dear Best Friend,
I'm in love with you. I've never met a person who gets me and cherishes me as much as you do.
Sincerely, friendzoned theater buddy
Dear beautiful heterochromatic French girl I met,
Please stop wearing contacts because of him. Your fiance doesn't appreciate your individuality, and you admit he never gives you any attention. You should stand up for yourself and be with someone who loves you.
Sincerely, you are incredibly special the way you are, and I love you for it.
Thank you so much for having a garbage can in your bathroom. It spares me a lot of embarrassment.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Dear Star Wars fans,
A suggestion: Next time you got to an airport, cover your luggage so that it shows a picture of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Then when TSA asks to take your luggage, you know what to say.
Sincerely, "These are not the droids you're looking for"
Dear judgmental classmates,
Please You are right; my car IS new and shiny. However, I am not spoiled by my parents. When my grandmother passed away, she left a decent portion of money to my mother, who used it to buy me the car I desperetly needed.
Sincerely, I would rather have grandma back <3
Dear people who want a plus-sized disney princess,
The idea behind this is great. But let's be real - It's not going to happen. So how about we encourage young girls to not have their self-esteem controlled by their looks, and more by talents, good grades in school, amazing hobbies or whatever they are good at? To me, that sounds far more productive than raging about stereotypical beauty in disney movies.
Let me get this straight - I have to ride the overcrowded, extremely noisy bus to every day instead of getting a ride from my friend across the street because you don't trust teenage drivers. But the moment you're too tired or lazy to drive me to a Bible study or a volunteer project, you ask if I can just call a friend to give me a ride?
Sincerely, sick of your double standards.
Please don't tell me to break up with my boyfriend because we might not get married. I'm not looking for a husband
Sincerely, I'm 18
Dear bully of my sister,
Please stop harassing her just because she can't always speak clearly and has to stop in the middle of sentences a lot. It is also totally not cool that you pointed out her learning disorder to the entire class. Stop it before I stop it for you.
Sincerely, an extremely pissed-off, rearing-to-go, protective older sister.
When did "suck" and "blow" start meaning the same thing?
Sincerely, your vacuum cleaner
Dear Freshman Biology Teacher,
Thank you for helping me. I got an A+ for the first time ever in your class. Now I've got the top grade in every single one of my classes. I even got a 103 in math
Sincerely, The Failing Student Nobody Had Time For
Please stop personally attacking our teacher because you make bad grades. She's an amazing educator, and I've watched you fall asleep in the back row more times than I care to count.
Sincerely, your classmate