why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
Dear droning professor,
Sure I'll stop passing notes in class, but that doesn't mean I'll start paying attention to you. I understood the material better before you started explaining it.
Sincerely, bored to tears.
Dear 90's kids,
Just because your childhood didn't have what is around today doesn't mean we can't enjoy the technology. Why do they invent it if we can't play on it? So I'll go out when I want to and I'll stay on when I want to.
Sincerely, leave the 21st century kids alone!
Dear person who said that America has the highest obesity rate in the world,
Please stop saying stuff like that and not judge us by our country! You don't hear me making jokes about your country!
Sincerely, Every and All Americans
Dear short guys,
Please stop trying to take out your insecurities on me at the bar at 2 AM. I don't feel like talking to the cops for 3 hours and then filing for assault
Sincerely, the 6'6" guy who also happens to be a lawyer
There are thirty students in here taking our exams. Why do you feel the need to spend half of the period leaning over my shoulder watching me work?
Sincerely, a thoroughly uncomfortable student.
Please realize that surreptitiously throwing away the condom I had in my medicine drawer while helping me pack to move to a new apartment is not an effective way of encouraging abstinence.
Sincerely, your (adult) daughter
Dear people behind me on the sidewalk,
Please realize that I'm not walking slowly just to annoy you. This is as fast as I feel safe walking. If it bothers you just walk around me.
Sincerely, the girl who just finished a week on crutches
Dear people who have friends or family in the military,
I respect you and admire you for being so strong. Please tell whoever you know in the military thank you.
Sincerely, I don't think I could ever do it
Dear people concerned about my bandaged wrist,
Cutting was three years ago, that's just my new survivor tattoo.
Dear lonely friend whom everyone writes off as a jerk,
Please hang in there and keep trying to get people to see the real you.
Sincerely, someone who knows just how kind-hearted and compassionate you really are.
Please stop changing the water temperature half way through! I'm cold!
Sincerely, cowering in the corner, not moving
Please keep making everything okay
Sincerely, Your Biggest Fan
Dear love of my life,
Please bring chinese food and netflix.
Sincerely, I need doctor who and you!