Welcome! Our sizes are small, extra small, and anorexic. Our prices are high, higher, and OMG you're in debt!
Sincerely, Abercrombie and Fitch
How do you confuse an archaeologist? You give him a used tampon...
Sincerely, and ask him what period it's from...
Dear $800 sweater,
Are you made of unicorn hair?
Dear Drunk people,
Just because you CAN'T dance, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T dance.