Dear Female Math Nerds,
If girls = $ x Time, and Time = $, then girls = $^2. However, $ is the root of all evil, which means girls = sq. rt. of $^2, which means girls =$.
Sincerely, Girls = Evil, mathematically proven.
Dear "If your age is on the clock you're too young for cock",
Oh, so 13-year-olds are acceptable?
Sincerely, If you're a teen, you're too young for peen.
Dear High School Administration,
Thank you for approving our Spring musical; that is until we are about to pass out the scripts then you say we can't do it. Apparently Rent is too risque, but you'll let straight couples have sex behind the couches in our other performances.
Sincerely, the frustrated drama club with a gay president. pd
You said you'd always accept me, but when I tried to come out to you, you told me it was 'phase' and that I didn't know what I was talking about. I doubt my feelings now, and I feel horrible.
Sincerely, your daughter