Dear most anti-gun people,
So you're okay with your government having enough weaponry to annihilate all life on the earth, but you're upset that some gun owners have rifles that hold 30 rounds?
Dear gay Asian friend of mine,
We playfully call you gay-sian out of love and acceptance, plus it's clever.
Sincerely, I love you honey!
Dear math class,
6+9=69. My favorite position!
Sincerely, Who said the answer was 15
Dear Radical Feminists,
Please remember that your whole movement started with ideas of equality, not female superiority.
Sincerely, A Fellow Feminist Who Just So Happens To Be A Guy
Dear people who use the internet for research,
Please be careful not to believe a web of lies.
Sincerely, wise one
Dear law enforcement,
I washed my clothes today and realized I had $20 in my pocket only after taking my clothes out of the dryer.
Sincerely, you can arrest me for money laundering now LOL
Dear everyone who believes boys can't be raped,
Please stop voicing your uneducated opinions.
Sincerely, female rapists are glorified in our culture for some reason.
The only race I'm concerned about is the human race.
Sincerely, We're going downhill. Why are humans so stupid?
Dear family and friends,
I've got some major news to announce. I'm having a baby........for dinner.
Dear Kroger Customers,
Trying to grab your bags of groceries before I'm done with them does NOT help.
Sincerely, A Very Irritated Kroger employee
Dear Quiet Girl Who Seemingly Talks to Herself During School,
Please talk louder. Your comments are actually hilarious.
Sincerely, Someone Who Thinks You are Awesome
Dear Best Friend,
Please Spend time with me and your other friends with out talking about your boyfriend every second and cancel all your plans that don't include him when he asks. We all hate it and miss you!
Sincerely, Your best Friend who set you up with him in the first place
Please tell me how you ended up on my arm.
Sincerely, a bruised and confused lady
Dear Girl Sitting Behind Me in Lecture hall,
Please stop "whispering". There are people here who actually come to college to learn and not to socialize. Also, no one cares about your sorority sister who got a DUI or your ex boyfriend who just can't get over you....
Sincerely, Girl sitting in front of you about to turn around and chuck her pen at your face.