Dear Man in the Grocery Store,
Please don't wear yoga pants ever again.
Sincerely, a scarred teenage girl
Americans are only considered fat because everyone is classified as fat here unless your a size 00
Sincerely, average-weight American
Dear smoking person I passed on my bike this morning,
Please forgive me for fake coughing. That was a seriously jerky move on my part. I have habits just as bad and worse; it's not my place to judge you.
Sincerely, guilty passerby
Dear Latin teacher,
Thanks for says, "That would make you a prostitute." when the girls in my class said they wanted to wear a toga.
Sincerely, that was great.
Dear girls complaining about your boyfriends forgetting your anniversary,
I took flowers to the cemetery for mine.
Sincerely, make the most of him while he's there.
Dear J.K Rowling,
Thank you so much. Harry Potter helped me during times when I needed magic. And to know you also struggled in life makes you even more of an idol to me. Through all of the bullying, Harry Potter taught me to keep pushing forward. I learned to hide my stutter by reading it out loud. My safe place is Hogwarts, and I've visited my safe place many times. Thank you for keeping me sane after I was raped. Thank you for stopping my suicide last year.
Sincerely, 16 years old and planning to write one day.
Dear American girls,
Why is the title of "sexy accent" limited to British, Irish, Australian, French, and Italian boys?
Sincerely, crushing on the Dane in my history class
Please realize that you can't "look lesbian." If you could, you would have noticed that I was one long ago. Did my long hair throw you off?
Sincerely, your lesbian daughter
Please quit having running competitions in your wheels at 4am.
Sincerely, I realize you're nocturnal, but COME ON!
SUDDEN REALISATION! In Harry Potter, Ron's house is called the Burrow because weasels live in burrows.
Dear sports programs,
If you ask us to bring a water bottle, give us a chance to get a drink
Sincerely, the person about to faint from dehydration
No, the printed and labeled diagram of a penis that I left on the kitchen counter was not for my enjoyment.
Sincerely, I hate health class
Please don't day dream while I'm trying to fill up my waterbottle!
Sincerely, soaking wet hand
Now I understand why you made us listen to "What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)" during practice... Whole new meaning.
Sincerely, I don't think I'll be able to walk for a week.