I'd tap that.
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Don't you just hate it when you're wandering the woods in your bra and panties and someone takes a picture?!
Sincerely, you must have the worst luck
Dear Gay Brother,
How come you get kiss all the hot guys?!?!
Sincerely, Your Jealous Sister
Dear jerks who say they don't date fat girls,
I may be fat but you're ugly
Sincerely, I can lose weight...you're stuck with that face forever