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Dear most anti-gun people,
So you're okay with your government having enough weaponry to annihilate all life on the earth, but you're upset that some gun owners have rifles that hold 30 rounds?
Dear gay Asian friend of mine,
We playfully call you gay-sian out of love and acceptance, plus it's clever.
Dear math class,
6+9=69. My favorite position!
Dear Radical Feminists,
Please remember that your whole movement started with ideas of equality, not female superiority.
Dear people who use the internet for research,
Please be careful not to believe a web of lies.
Dear law enforcement,
I washed my clothes today and realized I had $20 in my pocket only after taking my clothes out of the dryer.
Dear everyone who believes boys can't be raped,
Please stop voicing your uneducated opinions.
Dear World,
The only race I'm concerned about is the human race.
Dear family and friends,
I've got some major news to announce. I'm having a baby........for dinner.
Dear Kroger Customers,
Trying to grab your bags of groceries before I'm done with them does NOT help.
Dear Quiet Girl Who Seemingly Talks to Herself During School,
Please talk louder. Your comments are actually hilarious.
Dear Best Friend,
Please Spend time with me and your other friends with out talking about your boyfriend every second and cancel all your plans that don't include him when he asks. We all hate it and miss you!
Dear Bruise,
Please tell me how you ended up on my arm.
Dear Girl Sitting Behind Me in Lecture hall,
Please stop "whispering". There are people here who actually come to college to learn and not to socialize. Also, no one cares about your sorority sister who got a DUI or your ex boyfriend who just can't get over you....
Dear Mother in law,
Please stop asking my husband if I am pregnant yet. I know you want grandchildren, but you aren't the one that has to take care of them.
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