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Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Dear world,
Please know that it is not only singles who hate valentine's day.
Dear people giving me weird looks,
its my body, I should be able to do whatever I want to it without you whispering every time I walk by.
Dear self,
You're seriously worried about how being pregnant/a single mom is going to affect your dating possibilities with women?
Dear soon to be ex-roommate,
Please, before you call another girl a "spoiled little princess", kindly take a look at your $250 Ugg boots and the dishes that we continually have to wash for you.
Dear Facebook,
Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Dear girls who caption their selfies with "I'm ugly",
It's a lot less desperate to just go up to a random person and say "tell me I'm pretty." If you actually thought you were ugly you wouldn't have posted that photo.
Dear friend who incessantly reposts pictures on Facebook all day,
Congratulations, you've just won a one-way ticket off my news feed.
Dear software developers,
There is an App Data folder for a reason.
Dear best friend going through a potential breakup,
Do you want me to counsel you through this, or just buy the comfort chocolate? Because I'm 100% fine with either
Dear wisdom teeth,
I don't feel any less wise without you
Dear mom and dad,
Those plane tickets you bought for me to go to homecoming where we just moved from is the only gift you need to give me this year.
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Dear best friend,
I overheard you getting advice from your dad about how you should ask me to be your boyfriend. I'll say yes no matter what you do but please don't sing me a song in public. You're so hot but musical talent isn't something you possess. Leave that to me.
Dear world,
Please understand that not everybody in America is full of themselves. Some of us love our country but also realize that there is a lot wrong it.
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