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Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Dear people who invented energy drinks,
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Dear Vegans,
I can make you a non-vegan rather quickly!
Dear annoyed people,
I like my women like my coffee; fine-ground, with a little creamer, some cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom and vanilla.
Dear friends,
Please realise that being anorexic was not an actual choice. It started as me cutting down on snacks to eat healthier, but then I started looking in the mirror and I started hating what I saw...the stomach, the thighs, the fatty arms...and I just stopped eating..I'm so sorry
Dear men,
Please aim at the toilet... Not the wall.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Dear "Be serious!",
No thanks.
Dear Snuggies,
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot...
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
Dear Boobs,
You might be fun to play with, and good for babies. But when you are start hurting for no reason, I don't like you.
Dear keyboard,
Please move the : and the ; buttons farther apart.
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Dear world,
I'm not ready. I don't think I'll ever be.
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