Please stop trying to convince me to go against what my mother taught me.
Sincerely, Not supposed to put small things in my mouth
I Binged your girlfriend.
Sincerely, and she said "Yahoo!"
Dear straight boy who said "you'd look better without makeup",
I highly doubt that.
Sincerely, a drag queen
Dear Guy complementing me,
Oh, my chest looks nice in this shirt? Well, your dick looks look nice in those jeans.
Sincerely, You should have seen your face