Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Sincerely, 'cause we're now BEST of friends.
Please stop with all the Tinkerbell stuff. The original character was not a good role model. In fact, she was vain and kind of a bitch.
Sincerely, There are so many better female characters in your movies.
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?
Dear teacher who always holds us over,
Please know that we do not care that we have twenty seconds of class left
Dear world at large,
Why does everyone hate Nickelback?! I'm so confused! Is this a running joke I missed or something??
Sincerely, girl who actually likes their songs
By now, I thought we'd have flying cars, personal robots, and a cure for cancer. What a disappointment you have been.
Sincerely, TV totally mislead me
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Sincerely, under your pillow?
Dear 14 year old me,
I'm turning 18 in five months. I know you thought you'd starve yourself to death or O.D before you made it to 16, but we're still here.
Sincerely, 17 year old conquering suicidal thoughts
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Sincerely, I'm a firm believer in second chances. But not third ones.
Dear everyone ,
The world is a great place, but media shows it as cruel and horrible, not caring and restoring
Sincerely, my faith in humanity never needed to be restored
My heart goes out to you all.
Sincerely, a neighboring American
Dear best friend,
On the school residential you woke me up at 5 every morning by vomiting noisily in the bathroom next door. You're eating for two and have changed all your tastes. You've missed your periods for a few months and your boobs and stomach are growing. Plus,, you just told me you'd had sex with two local boys and your brother.
Sincerely, stop kidding yourself and buy the pregnancy test
Dear laundry detergent commercials,
It would be nice to know if your product can wash out blood stains.
Sincerely, a girl with annoyingly irregular periods.
Dear boy who stood up for me when I was getting bullied in 5th grade,
Bro, what happened?
Sincerely, you're bullying me now?