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Dear teacher who always holds us over,
Please know that we do not care that we have twenty seconds of class left
Dear world at large,
Why does everyone hate Nickelback?! I'm so confused! Is this a running joke I missed or something??
Dear parents,
Please realize that just because you weren't here when I did my chores, and therefore didn't see me do them, it doesn't mean I didn't do them, and just because I missed a few spots on the floor while sweeping doesn't mean I didn't sweep.
Dear 2010's,
By now, I thought we'd have flying cars, personal robots, and a cure for cancer. What a disappointment you have been.
Dear job seeker,
If you do not meet our minimum requirements, and are not willing to do so, you will not get a job. No, the fact that you are female, or Hispanic does not change anything, and it is not discrimination for us to hire someone else.
Dear woman driving the car next to me,
Please stop painting your nails while driving. You almost hit me.
Dear laundry detergent commercials,
It would be nice to know if your product can wash out blood stains.
Dear boy who stood up for me when I was getting bullied in 5th grade,
Bro, what happened?
Dear companies,
If you are so keen on saving the environment, please stop sending me things I never asked for and don't even read.
Dear Guy in my building,
Please don't glare at me when I open the building "only" two minutes early. Next time, don't be wearing shorts in a snow storm maybe?
Dear people who try to win in an argument online,,
Remember to use "your" and "you're" correctly.
Dear Internet,
You have nothing on me, cos' tonight, I am going to sleep at 11.30 p.m.
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Dear classmates,
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
Dear world,
Please tell me what Chuck E. Cheese's middle name is
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