Dear person complaining about the "fat american stereotype",
Please realize its not that much of a stereotype
Sincerely, you LITERALLY have the highest obesity rate
Although you look amazing and feel amazing sometimes, you make me feel shameful immediately. I am not alone. It is not normal to look at you. You destroy relationships and are killing my marriage. I hate that you're not illegal.
Sincerely, a sad husband and youth director
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Sincerely, sick of double standards.
Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Sincerely, a very pissed off co worker that dosen't want a scrach on my brand new Viper
Dear People Who Complain About Spelling and Grammer,
U r lyk the whyn conasewers ov th inglish luggage. Keep it up. Your reactions are hillarious.
Sincerely, A Certain Blundering Troll
Dear boy who I asked to prom and rejected me,
I am going to become an engineer, make tons of money, and find a guy who loves me for me.
Sincerely, I went alone to prom
Dear friends who bragged about going to colleges far away for home for the first year,
Good luck driving or flying the distance home.
Sincerely, girl who stayed close to home and has a short commute to college
Please stop posting pictures of ripped models, you are old enough to be a grand-ma
Sincerely, your niece
Dear "Gluten Free" People,
Please know you're most likely an idiot. Unless you have Celiac Disease you can eat gluten.
Sincerely, Somebody who actually has Celiac Disease
My powers are better.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa.
Dear Graphic Designers,
Y U No Understand Us?
Sincerely, Frustrated Clients
Dear Private Schools,
Please Why do you make me write essays to get into your school?
Sincerely, It makes me want to go there even less.
Please make a scholarship for a middle class white girl who hasn't done drugs or gotten knocked up but still happens to want an affordable college education
Sincerely, I ALSO cannot afford college
Does anyone else get extremely pissed off at people who make "mmMMMm" noises every time they eat? It's just food, calm down.