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Dear people who think that they get straight A's because they are geniuses ,
No, it's because at my school, your A is my C
Dear schooling system,
Please can we have 2 schools? 1 for people who think underage sex and drug use is ok/good and 1 for people who actually care about out future.
Dear people who think jocks are stupid,
You do realize we have to have a high enough GPA to play sports? Also colleges look for well rounded students aka people with good grades AND play sports
Dear girls who try to get out of running the mile by saying you're on your period,
Please stop complaining and saying how much it will hurt. Running helps the cramps go away.
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Put on some weight please, I'm not jealous of you but I am scared for your health.
Dear people who's ads are obviosly viruses,
Please check what operating system I use.
Dear elementary and high school teachers,
Please continue to tell your students how sports aren't going to pay the bills or get them anywhere in life.
Dear World,
Americans are only considered fat because everyone is classified as fat here unless your a size 00
Dear People who say the music teens listen to nowadays is crap,
1/3 of my ipod is filled with The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Herman's Hermits, Michael Jackson, Queen, Smash Mouth and M. C. Hammer
Dear friend,
Your cookies are gluten free, dairy free, and delicious free.
Dear Doctor,
Let's make a deal, you stop telling me to "drop a bit of weight" and I'll not mention that you've had 5 different receptionists in the last two years because you keep hitting on them.
Dear Male Politicians,
I know you mean well, but if you don't have a uterus, you should not be legislating on women's reproductive health
Dear Fraternity boys,
You call that a brotherhood?
Dear Man in the Grocery Store,
Please don't wear yoga pants ever again.
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
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