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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear school,
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Dear mom and dad,
Please don't get on my case about my grades. I care and worry about them. Is that not enough for you?
Dear popular girls,
At least my boyfriend isn't a douche.
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Dear people,
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit
Dear Americans,
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear middle schoolers I heard talking the other day,
What?!?! Youre bragging about seeing your girlfriends boobs? You need to learn a lesson from The Beatles
Dear teacher,
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Dear High School Bullies,
Please don't message me on Facebook years after high school finished to apologize for treating me like shit. That doesn't fix the past. But teaching your kids to be accepting of others can fix the future.
Dear Teens,
I voluntarily do not have a Facebook.
Dear Idiots,
Please stop complaining when your parents tell you about starving kids in the world. Its not meant to help them, its meant to show you how lucky you are.
Dear world,
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Dear world,
My neighbor is an Italian shaman whose favorite hobby is to cook Norwegian food and sing opera while walking on coal.
Dear world,
what happened to all men (and women) created equal? equal rights should be a thing for everyone, not just to those who fit the "norm" of todays world.
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