Dear people who think that they get straight A's because they are geniuses ,
No, it's because at my school, your A is my C
Sincerely, ivy preparatory league school kid
Dear schooling system,
Please can we have 2 schools? 1 for people who think underage sex and drug use is ok/good and 1 for people who actually care about out future.
Sincerely, bored of dealing with idiots
Dear people who think jocks are stupid,
You do realize we have to have a high enough GPA to play sports? Also colleges look for well rounded students aka people with good grades AND play sports
Sincerely, a jock who IS smarter than you
Dear girls who try to get out of running the mile by saying you're on your period,
Please stop complaining and saying how much it will hurt. Running helps the cramps go away.
Sincerely, May be a gym teacher but not an idiot.
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Put on some weight please, I'm not jealous of you but I am scared for your health.
Sincerely, here's some food
Dear people who's ads are obviosly viruses,
Please check what operating system I use.
Sincerely, I use Mac not Windows
Dear elementary and high school teachers,
Please continue to tell your students how sports aren't going to pay the bills or get them anywhere in life.
Sincerely, the college athlete double major thanks to her sports scholarship
Dear World,
Americans are only considered fat because everyone is classified as fat here unless your a size 00
Sincerely, average-weight American
Dear People who say the music teens listen to nowadays is crap,
1/3 of my ipod is filled with The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Herman's Hermits, Michael Jackson, Queen, Smash Mouth and M. C. Hammer
Sincerely, I don't like it that much either
Dear friend,
Your cookies are gluten free, dairy free, and delicious free.
Sincerely, not eating this...
Dear Doctor,
Let's make a deal, you stop telling me to "drop a bit of weight" and I'll not mention that you've had 5 different receptionists in the last two years because you keep hitting on them.
Sincerely, We both need to change our lifestyles.
Dear Male Politicians,
I know you mean well, but if you don't have a uterus, you should not be legislating on women's reproductive health
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Fraternity boys,
You call that a brotherhood?
Sincerely, The Navy, Army, Marines, and AirForce.
Dear Man in the Grocery Store,
Please don't wear yoga pants ever again.
Sincerely, a scarred teenage girl
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
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