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Dear boys who let their girlfriends pay for dinner,
Yes, we are judging you.
Dear smart student in my class,
I'm sorry I keep putting below average students next to you so they can cheat off your paper.
Dear Parents,
You'll never ask me to do the laundry again.
Dear "guns kill people",
Yeh... Spoons make people fat, and pens misspell words.
Dear girls who wear lots of glitter eyeshadow,
You leave me no choice but to rate you from Ke$ha to Edward.
Dear girl who thinks common sense is rare,
It's called COMMON sense
Dear Snow White,
So you taught little girls around the world that if your step-mom is mean to you, run away to live with seven little men, and your prince will come find you.
Dear "my lips are frozen",
You just gave me an excuse to kiss you
Dear 50 people who have posted on my Facebook wall for my birthday,
I wonder how many of you actually KNEW my birthday?
Dear "You're too young to be married",
Not really your problem, is it?
Dear mom doing the dishes,
Can I just slip this dirty dish in the sink real faaaaast...
Dear people who poke the glass when picking toppings at Subway,
I know what lettuce is...
Dear Donald Trump,
I am really, really, really, really proud of you.
Dear 11:11,
You owe me a boyfriend, a pony, and an acceptance letter to Hogwarts.
Dear host,
The first rule of having people at your place is to make sure the bathrooms have toilet paper. Seriously.
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