Please remember that sometimes, there is no absolute truth. Many moral, economic, or other issues have many many ways to solve the problem. Sometimes however, there is absolute truth. Such as whether or not God exixts, or natural laws.
Sincerely, I found Absolute Truth
Please take off the clown paint already. It looks retarded. Grow up already.
Please don't turn the heating off as soon as you come home. Just because you're always hot doesn't mean we are as well.
Sincerely, the heating's on for a reason
Please consider the life the child will be born into as well. Or are you just "pro-birth"?
Sincerely, birth is just the beginning
Please stop making me do shit I don't want to do. I know you're going through a mid-life crisis and think that we need to renovate every square inch of the house, but I really don't see a reason to waste my time doing it.
Sincerely, I have homework anyways.
Dear One Size Fits All,
You definitely don't fit me.
Sincerely, plus size woman bored of disappointment.
Dear Academy of Science,
Please know that I ended up breaking my foot running inside the house to open the letter from your school.
Sincerely, girl who "hadn't given enough" to your school
Dear people who don't like feminism,
Like it or not, finding out I'm a feminist is not an opportunity for you to call me a "feminazi". My great grandparents were murdered during the Holocaust after their home was burned down. I am a proud, 3rd generation Jewish American feminist and comparing me to the group that murdered my family and millions of others is completely unacceptable. You say feminists are crazy and turn around and compare us to fucking Nazis... check yourself
Sincerely, a Jewish woman who is tired of this
If you don't like a result, try voting against it next time instead of thinking you won't make a difference. If you did vote, you just have to accept that democracy means up to 50% of the population might be disappointed. You can't please everybody all the time. Its not the end of the world.
Sincerely, be glad you get to vote
Dear soon to be boyfriend,
Please be patient with me. My ex ignored me for video games and I'm scared you going to ignore me for another muse too.
Sincerely, a simple text would be enough to reassure me.
I'm sorry I missed your call. I'm sorry I haven't called you back. I know these weekly calls are your way of being involved in my life from three hours away. But I don't want to do it anymore, and I don't know how to tell you without hurting you. You're only my dad when you want to be, and you never seem to remember the times you disappeared in the past. You seem to be happy with your new family, so please just let me go. I was there for you all those years because no one else was, but you don't need me anymore and I need time to heal.
Sincerely, your daughter
Please share your thoughts about Mormon Missionaries. Good or bad? Annoyance or motivation? etc...
Sincerely, a former mormon missionary
Dear School Teachers,
You expect me to do four hours of homework every night then act surprised when I break down.
Sincerely, I cannot function properly thanks to you.
Tall, dark, and handsome is a very real thing. It's hard to resist.