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Dear girls at my school who dress like hookers,
Just because we don't have a dress code doesn't mean you should wear your work clothes.
Dear occupy Wall Street,
Please get off the news so we can get back to the important things, like which celebrity is cheating on their spouse, and whether Angelina Jolie has adopted any more kids.
Dear people who laugh when I say I work in fast food,
Not all of us flip burgers
Dear teacher,
Yes, the night before the assignment is to be handed in really is the best time to start working at it.
Dear 13 year old who just had a pregnancy scare,
Really?!
Dear olive oil,
You dirty whore.
Dear high school bully,
Did you really think I was kidding when I said I might be your boss some day?
Dear boys who think about girl sleepovers,
Please realize that we don't have pillow fights and make out with each other.
Dear Disney movies,
Please stop screwing with my emotions.
Dear 15 year old boy buying condoms,
If you can't even look me in the eye without blushing, how do you plan on using those?
Dear Grandma,
No one can convince me to be a lawyer. I'm going to be a scientist.
Dear amazing looking boy who is single,
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Dear kid next to me in class,
Why do you always finish your test at the same time I do?
Dear Disney,
Please keep bringing the classics back to the theaters.
Dear Adele,
Thank you for proving that it's possible to be both famous and talented.
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