Dear pro-gay marriage people,
Please realize, you're the ones being assholes. 99% of those of us opposing you love gay people, we just don't think there's a right to marry, and past experience tells us this is going to be used to persecute Christians and anyone else who disagrees with homosexuality. Don't believe the government would ever force a church to marry gay people? You probably also thought Obamacare wouldn't force the Catholic Church to provide or perform abortions.
Sincerely, someone who sees where things are going.
Dear people who defend Islam by saying "the same stuff happens in the Bible",
The Bible and Quran are interperated differently and beliefs regarding the texts are different in the religions
Sincerely, the next time a mass Muslim geneocide is being commited by Christians, then you'll have a point
Please keep coming and reminding me I'm a healthy woman, I'm sorry everyone else seems to hate you
Sincerely, I don't know what their problem is
Dear People Against the Mormon Church,
People are starving and dying in the Middle East. And you're freaking out about Joseph Smith having 40 wives. Might want to change your priorities.
Sincerely, A Mormon living in the Middle East
Please stop judging me. I am a 21 year old female who loves anime/manga. I have a gay male friend who is one of the most important people in my life. My favourite band is Muse. I love Harry Potter, LoTR and The Hunger Games. I watch Friends and Gilmore Girls obsessively. I just graduated with first class honours in BA English Language and Linguistics. I want to travel the world. I AM MUSLIM.
Sincerely, I bet you weren't expecting that last part.
Dear people who piss on slang,
Your inability to realize that one's colloquial speech patterns do not reflect on one's overall intelligence greatly dissapoints me. Your persistence in treating slang like some characteristic of the illness idiocy enrages me. Keep your damn high horse opinions to yourself you pretentious bastards.
Sincerely, I can swear while I talk like Dickens
Please stop acting like total idiots. It makes me not want to school at all sometimes, just because I know I'll have to deal with your stupidity at some point.
Sincerely, Not Trying To Act Like A Jerk, Just Tired Of Being The Most Mature Person In My Class
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Sincerely, I don't plan on being a manager at the ghetto McDonalds.
When it's supposed to snow the next day, it is not acceptable to say 'Since we're having a snow day, here's a project to do over it!'.
Sincerely, do you want me to have no life?
Dear short friends,
Thank you for making me look taller in comparision.
Please when you pull someone over in front of my house leave the lights on forever! My house is lit up like a rave and my dog just loves it so much he won't shut up about it.
Sincerely, I wasn't trying to sleep anyways...
Dear everyone on this website,
Thank you for hating Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, and Toddlers and Tiaras.
Sincerely, restores my faith in humanity
For your system to work without horrifically backfiring we'd need to be almost the same kind of people that could have communism work. And that's never going to happen. If there's only one lesson you ever learn from history it should be that people will always try and screw other people in their own self interest if there's nothing to stop them.
Sincerely, Most laws and political institutions developed for very good reasons
Dear people with a Confederate flag on their car,
Um...you guys lost the Civil War. And this is upstate New York. So maybe you should take that down...
Sincerely, it looks kind of ridiculous.