Dear "Bad Test Takers",
Please stop saying you're bad test takers. You're just stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know?
Sincerely, Daniel Tosh
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Sincerely, The Dictionary
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear teens that sleep in past noon on the weekend,
Please don't complain when you have to get up at 9am. I have to get up at 5am on the weekend.
Sincerely, a swimmer that races every weekend during the summer
I can look down at my crotch and smile anytime I want!
Dear Patriotic People,
Please think about why you're proud of something you probably contributed practically nothing to.
Sincerely, Other Countries Matter
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to tax me more, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves
Dear people who complain about minority scholarships,
I'm white, and I don't see why people are so upset about them. Minorities have been held back from achievement for decades, if not centuries! Schools are just trying to help them catch up...
Sincerely, remember there was slavery and discrimination for many minorities. Give them a chance to catch up to
I know damn fine that I won't ever want have children. So quit telling me how the pill or the three-month injection could affect my fertility and give me the contraception method I've decided to use. It's my body, so it's my decision. I do not have the duty to bear one child after the other just because I'm female.
Sincerely, annoyed woman
Please change your mind and ask me out again...
Sincerely, so I can reject you for being so horrible to me.
Kindly stop interfering in the business of other countries because you made yourself the "world's policeman".
Sincerely, Someone who is tired of people getting killed.
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Sincerely, I just want to talk people through their problems. Must I do maths methods and science?!
Dear Someone is tired of people getting killed,
I'm tired of my country interfering as well, but you know how some Americans can be, everything is solved through war.
Sincerely, An American also tired of senseless death.