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Dear pro-gay marriage people,
Please realize, you're the ones being assholes. 99% of those of us opposing you love gay people, we just don't think there's a right to marry, and past experience tells us this is going to be used to persecute Christians and anyone else who disagrees with homosexuality. Don't believe the government would ever force a church to marry gay people? You probably also thought Obamacare wouldn't force the Catholic Church to provide or perform abortions.
Dear people who defend Islam by saying "the same stuff happens in the Bible",
The Bible and Quran are interperated differently and beliefs regarding the texts are different in the religions
Dear Period,
Please keep coming and reminding me I'm a healthy woman, I'm sorry everyone else seems to hate you
Dear People Against the Mormon Church,
People are starving and dying in the Middle East. And you're freaking out about Joseph Smith having 40 wives. Might want to change your priorities.
Dear People,
Please stop judging me. I am a 21 year old female who loves anime/manga. I have a gay male friend who is one of the most important people in my life. My favourite band is Muse. I love Harry Potter, LoTR and The Hunger Games. I watch Friends and Gilmore Girls obsessively. I just graduated with first class honours in BA English Language and Linguistics. I want to travel the world. I AM MUSLIM.
Dear people who piss on slang,
Your inability to realize that one's colloquial speech patterns do not reflect on one's overall intelligence greatly dissapoints me. Your persistence in treating slang like some characteristic of the illness idiocy enrages me. Keep your damn high horse opinions to yourself you pretentious bastards.
Dear Classmates,
Please stop acting like total idiots. It makes me not want to school at all sometimes, just because I know I'll have to deal with your stupidity at some point.
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Not likely.
Dear teachers,
When it's supposed to snow the next day, it is not acceptable to say 'Since we're having a snow day, here's a project to do over it!'.
Dear short friends,
Thank you for making me look taller in comparision.
Dear Cop,
Please when you pull someone over in front of my house leave the lights on forever! My house is lit up like a rave and my dog just loves it so much he won't shut up about it.
Dear everyone on this website,
Thank you for hating Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, and Toddlers and Tiaras.
Dear Libertarians,
For your system to work without horrifically backfiring we'd need to be almost the same kind of people that could have communism work. And that's never going to happen. If there's only one lesson you ever learn from history it should be that people will always try and screw other people in their own self interest if there's nothing to stop them.
Dear people with a Confederate flag on their car,
Um...you guys lost the Civil War. And this is upstate New York. So maybe you should take that down...
Dear lady at walmart,
Please don't assume I know about condoms just because I am college age.
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