Dear guy who obviously likes me and all of our friends know it,
Hurry up and ask me out already!! I happen to like you too.
Sincerely, Don't assume that I'll say no
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Sincerely, a sickened brit
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Sincerely, your drug-free virgin daughter