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Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Sincerely, a student who feels really annoyed when dumber people get higher grades
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter.
Dear Kid Next To Me In Math Class,
Please Don't make me watch over you to see if you did a problem right. I have my own work to do and I'm not the teacher.
Sincerely, Frustrated Smart Math Student
Dear Baby Seal,
So you just walked right into a club?
Please remember that there is also pressure from the other sex, the media, and society in general to look muscular, tall, and to lose our virginity as well. This can affect men in the same way even if it is not as common.
Sincerely, Mr. Low Self Esteem
Dear new seasonal guy who thinks only women have to vacuum,
Please enjoy the next three months of your seasonal job being on the night shift. Where at the end of every shift someone has to vacuum, that someone now being you.
Sincerely, The feminist that also works night shifts.
It's not that I have no sympathy for people with cancer; I just can't see how you coming to work in your pyjamas is going to help them.
Sincerely, your baffled coworker
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I told you how I felt, and some sort of reaction would be nice
Sincerely, girl who likes you a lot
Dear 'Friendzoned' people,
Please... Just stop. I've had to explain to seven girls now why I'm not mad that they rejected me. Stop blaming people when they aren't attracted to your ugly face.
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't get mad when people don't want to date him.
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Sincerely, weren't you ever a student?!
Dear Harry Potter,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Proffesor Snape
Dear 120 pound pitbull,
Please stop "sitting" on my lap and then standing directly on my balls. I love ya dude, but I want kids.
Sincerely, possibly sterile
If you ever feel inadequate because you don't have giant breasts, don't. You're not missing much.