Dear people practicing abstinence,
Have fun with that
Sincerely, the guy your girl is cheating with because you won't give her any
Why do we cry about animals getting abused, and not HUMAN BABIES BEING MURDERED!?!?!?!
Sincerely, tired of this crap
How did you not notice me making hearteyes at you for MONTHS?? You were supposed to be the smartest kid in out year...
Sincerely, Super in love with you but too shy to do anything about it
Dear teens who like to be nostalgic about their childhood,
My childhood wasn't fun, or wonderful. It was fine, but there wasn't anything special about it.
Sincerely, a teenager tired of this fad.
I know wearing pink in October is a way to market to your female fans and look pro-woman, but would it kill you to have a blue November for testicular cancer, something that can actually affect not only your male fan base, but also your players?
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Sincerely, no one wants rabies in their clothing
Please realize that you don't even understand the meaning of "hard".
Sincerely, I'm the one that's pregnant not you
Please stop yelling at us for using our phones when you can't go a single period without checking yours.
Sincerely, annoyed students everywhere
Please stop locking yourselves out of your rooms. Your adults bring your key with you!
Sincerely, Your RA
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Please stop thinking I'm evil when I suggest that a socialist economy could do America some good. I don't want us to go into debt because of an infected papercut.
Could you find another way to tell me eating pop tarts and donuts and drinking slurpees and sodas is a bad idea?
Sincerely, it's 12:15 AM I can't sleep and I'm resisting the urge to violently puke my guts out
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Sincerely, I'm not going to be a mathematician.
Dear Friend with benefits,
Please make up your mind about what we are.
Sincerely, confused and hurt and in love with you.