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Dear People who only preach about "equality" for a certain group,
If the LGBT community can have Gay,Lesbian,Bi, or Trans parades, then I want to be able to have a Straight parade or no sexual orientation gets to have one. If the Black community gets a whole month dedicated to their history then there should also be a White, Hispanic, and also Asian History Months or no race gets one. If women want to be treated as equals to men then they also need to take on the responsibilities and consequences it comes with and not get favored in places like courts.
Dear world,
Bacon isn't actually as good as you make it out to be.
Dear Oreo,
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Dear world,
Please try not to be offended when I giggle about the name..
Dear Five Finger Death Punch,
Please explain to me how you punch with five fingers
Dear America,
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
Dear coworker,
You know what the best way to pass a drug test is? Don't do drugs.
Dear World,
We need some good news! I just got engaged!
Dear parents against vaccines,
Homeschool your kids if you don't want them catching a cold from us. I also don't want the flu from them since they didn't get a vaccine.
Dear slow walkers in the hall,
Natural selection, natural selection...
Dear Algebra,
Function you. I want you X'd out of my life 4 good. Y? Because you have foiled my overall GPA. I want you factored out of my classes and distributed into a science class. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat some pi.
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Dear Anatasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey,
It is not BDSM. It is abuse. Run.
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