Dear People who only preach about "equality" for a certain group,
If the LGBT community can have Gay,Lesbian,Bi, or Trans parades, then I want to be able to have a Straight parade or no sexual orientation gets to have one. If the Black community gets a whole month dedicated to their history then there should also be a White, Hispanic, and also Asian History Months or no race gets one. If women want to be treated as equals to men then they also need to take on the responsibilities and consequences it comes with and not get favored in places like courts.
Sincerely, The person who sees inequality everywhere
Bacon isn't actually as good as you make it out to be.
Sincerely, yeah, I just went there
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Sincerely, Chips Ahoy
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Sincerely, confused and disturbed person
Please try not to be offended when I giggle about the name..
Sincerely, "The Battle of the Bulge.
Dear Five Finger Death Punch,
Please explain to me how you punch with five fingers
Sincerely, a Nickelback Fan
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Sincerely, British and confused
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
Sincerely, kinda defeats the point
You know what the best way to pass a drug test is? Don't do drugs.
We need some good news! I just got engaged!
Sincerely, Happiest Girl Around!
Dear parents against vaccines,
Homeschool your kids if you don't want them catching a cold from us. I also don't want the flu from them since they didn't get a vaccine.
Sincerely, annoyed person who doesn't like to be around people, but sick people in particular
Dear slow walkers in the hall,
Natural selection, natural selection...
Sincerely, frustrated girl stuck behind you 10 minutes late to class
Function you. I want you X'd out of my life 4 good. Y? Because you have foiled my overall GPA. I want you factored out of my classes and distributed into a science class. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat some pi.
Sincerely, Bored DBPBer
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Sincerely, how do you do it?