Dear friend who lost her virginity to a guy she's been dating less than a week,
Really? In the woods?
Sincerely, Now I know why I'm waiting for marriage...
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Sincerely, a male who sees the inequality in your demands.
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Sincerely, Boys never ask girls to lift the seat up!
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
No offense, but sometimes I wish you had died as a child or something.
Sincerely, frustrated English student trying to understand you.
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
Sincerely, The scientists in year 2035
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
Dear American society,
I hope you realize that in a couple hundred years from now, people are going to read about the homosexuality controversy in their history books and roll their eyes at our stupidity.
Sincerely, A progressive teen
Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Sincerely, They eat flies, and mosquitoes!
Just because you're older than me, doesn't mean you can do everything better than me.
Sincerely, the girl who just saved her friend's life after you (unsuccessfully) attempted CPR.
Dear Shop class,
Sincerely, The girl with a failing grade.
Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Sincerely, You all are ring-a-ding ding dongs.
Dear the rest of the world,
We realize that not all French people wear berets, not all Italian people are Mario, and not all Europeans wear tweed suits. Likewise, not all Americans are fat, lazy people. Quit picking on us.
Sincerely, girl tired of her country being sterotyped.