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Dear "Bad Test Takers",
Please stop saying you're bad test takers. You're just stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know?
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear teens that sleep in past noon on the weekend,
Please don't complain when you have to get up at 9am. I have to get up at 5am on the weekend.
Dear Teacher,
I can look down at my crotch and smile anytime I want!
Dear Patriotic People,
Please think about why you're proud of something you probably contributed practically nothing to.
Dear Liberals,
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to tax me more, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves
Dear people who complain about minority scholarships,
I'm white, and I don't see why people are so upset about them. Minorities have been held back from achievement for decades, if not centuries! Schools are just trying to help them catch up...
Dear gynecologist,
I know damn fine that I won't ever want have children. So quit telling me how the pill or the three-month injection could affect my fertility and give me the contraception method I've decided to use. It's my body, so it's my decision. I do not have the duty to bear one child after the other just because I'm female.
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please change your mind and ask me out again...
Dear America,
Kindly stop interfering in the business of other countries because you made yourself the "world's policeman".
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Dear Someone is tired of people getting killed,
I'm tired of my country interfering as well, but you know how some Americans can be, everything is solved through war.
Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
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