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Dear Everyone thinking this Election is between Two Evils - Hilary or Trump,
Please It's NOT!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember that Bernie's still in this and Write ins are a thing. You don't have to choose 'the lesser of two evils'...
Dear voting Americans,
Please realize that a write-in for Bernie is essentially a vote for Trump
Dear government providing benefits,
I am thankful for the unemployment benefit, and I guarantee you I'm not intending to scam you or just live on the benefit forever. I do want to be employed and independent. But I spent 5 years doing shitty (literally, even cleaning public toilets) jobs while studying, giving me the motivation to never do these jobs again. And when I cannot find a job in my field, I want to work jobs that can give me experience or promotions. I WILL NOT take a cleaning job, just because its the first job on offer. In fact, that will be my last resort.
Dear people who think that all Catholic priests are evil.,
Please stop. There are TONS of amazing, inspiring, and very religious priests out there. Stop judging and get over it.
Dear those who think rape isn't in the Ten Commandments,
One of the commandments is "thou shall not covet" this includes people bodies. We know that rape is never okay and that it's a terrible, terrible thing. So please stop saying that my God is not just. Please stop saying that my God is not a God of love and compassion. My God loves all.
Dear Americans,
Please stop believing that there is only two options this election.
Dear Primary voters,
Please don't vote at my high school, then go outside and hold up a Ted Cruz sign, stopping anyone thats coming to pick up their children from afterschool activities. There are 2 girls from Palestine in front of you. Go back to your "doomsday bunker" down by the river.
Dear university,
I get that you want to charge us for printing. I get that its a prepay system. But please be more lenient. Giving a low balance warning at $5 is quite high, and nothing after means we may forget that we fell below $5. And then when we get below $0, you don't let us print, but with no message as to why. Always when we really need to print something right now. Surely you can implement a billing system or even an IOU option for when we're desperate?
Dear lady at my graduation,
The hijab fit quite well under the cap. And I'm not much of a fashion maven, but I think it went well with the master's degree hood.
Dear Athiest that believes Christians don't listen to reason,
Please do not try to demean someone just by their faith. Yes, I believe in God. However, I also believe in evolution. Why? Science. There's nothing within scientific research that says God doesn't exist. There are, however multiple archeological sites that refer to various events and people referred to in the Bible. Please, before calling my faith out, try putting your money where your mouth is.
Dear public school system,
Please stop preparing me for tests and start preparing me for life after high school.
Dear rude and disgusting co-worker,
Please date the girl who insults and makes faces at you. She's crazy about you, and I saw you blush when she mocked your facial hair. I know you smile when she brushes against you.
Dear everyone (but particularly boys with girlfriends),
If your significant other sends you nudes, DONT EVER SHOW ANYONE ELSE. If someone is comfortable sending you pictures, you should not disrespect that trust and violate their privacy by showing anyone else. And if you post them on the Internet without their consent, then you are absolute scum and they deserve so much better than you.
Dear Local Psychologists,
Remember, someone had to take you on as a training student so you could get your degree and license. Start repaying the favor.
Dear family,
Yes, I'm asexual. Yes, I have children. No, I've never had sex. No, divine intervention was not necessary.