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Dear person complaining about the "fat american stereotype",
Please realize its not that much of a stereotype
Dear Porn,
Although you look amazing and feel amazing sometimes, you make me feel shameful immediately. I am not alone. It is not normal to look at you. You destroy relationships and are killing my marriage. I hate that you're not illegal.
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Dear People Who Complain About Spelling and Grammer,
U r lyk the whyn conasewers ov th inglish luggage. Keep it up. Your reactions are hillarious.
Dear boy who I asked to prom and rejected me,
I am going to become an engineer, make tons of money, and find a guy who loves me for me.
Dear friends who bragged about going to colleges far away for home for the first year,
Good luck driving or flying the distance home.
Dear Auntie,
Please stop posting pictures of ripped models, you are old enough to be a grand-ma
Dear "Gluten Free" People,
Please know you're most likely an idiot. Unless you have Celiac Disease you can eat gluten.
Dear Rapunzel,
My powers are better.
Dear Graphic Designers,
Y U No Understand Us?
Dear Private Schools,
Please Why do you make me write essays to get into your school?
Dear Colleges,
Please make a scholarship for a middle class white girl who hasn't done drugs or gotten knocked up but still happens to want an affordable college education
Dear world,
Does anyone else get extremely pissed off at people who make "mmMMMm" noises every time they eat? It's just food, calm down.
Dear cleaning lady,
Please put stuff back where you find it, clean thoroughly, and put the cleaning supplies away when you're done.
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