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Dear blondes that get mad at dumb blonde jokes,
People joke that Latinos steal cars, Australians ride kangaroos, Indians work at 7-11, Muslims are terrorists, Chinese people can't drive, Black people are gangsters, and White guys can't dance. Get over it.
Dear people who live on the second floor,
I know I'm easy, but that doesn't mean you have to constantly use me.
Dear Football team,
Yes, yes I am blaring the Tangled soudtrack from my car right next to where your practice is taking place. No I will not stop.
Dear God,
Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.
Dear illegal Mexican immigrants,
Thank you for distracting the Americans from the other border...
Dear movie theater usher,
What's in my bag you ask? Oh just my convenient Pocket Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment IV, which happens to state that I have the right not to be searched without a warrant. Hm. Convenient.
Dear band teachers,
Please don't look at us weird when we laugh after you say, "Use more tongue and blow harder".
Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Dear people who say "hate is a strong word",,
So would you prefer "I dislike you with the passion of a thousand burning suns"?
Dear drunk people next to us,
Hope you enjoy your photos tomorrow.
Dear girls of Jersey,
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U!
Dear Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White,
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to find out like this!
Dear online website that asked if I was human,
What do you think I am?
Dear omg Wut r u Gona get me 4 Xmas?,
A fricken dictionary.
Dear Lady at the park,
When you asked me if the baby was my sister, and I said no the look on your face was priceless!
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