Dear Bar/Restaurant Goers,
If you cannot afford to to tip 20% stay the heck home!
Sincerely, Struggling Waitress
Dear soccer teammates complaining about being flat-chested,
Please shut up. You gave up the rights to breasts when you decided to play soccer.
Sincerely, at least we don't get back pains or have to wrestle into sports bras
Thank you for doing what the rest of the world won't. Hopefully they will follow your example.
Sincerely, a casual marijuana consumer who hates being treated as a criminal
Dear Trans coworker,
I don't care what your prefered pronouns are, I'm going to call you dude, bro or gurl because thats how I refer to everyone.
Sincerely, I'm bad at names.
You can punch each other in the face, or punch a whole through a wall, but talking about your feelings makes you uncomfortable? You can say the word penis but the word period makes you uncomfortable.
Sincerely, why do we let you run the country
Dear everyone who thinks only blacks get into colleges for free,
Please stop. I AM black and have a 4.0 average but wasn't accepted, yet the 2.0 average indian girl gets in.
Sincerely, in the same boat
Please realize how many of my dreams you've crushed with your astronaut specifications.
Sincerely, feeling discriminated against for wearing glasses
Dear non-marijuana user who doesn't see the point,
Marijuana was made illegal in 1937 because there was a rumor that it made white women attracted to black men
Sincerely, some laws are just stupid
What is so wrong about sex and nudity?
Sincerely, I think it is pretty natural, so why so would you discourage safely practiced sex?
Dear Girls Who Complain About Dress Codes,
Please stop. It's not a distraction issue. It's learning to dress appropriately in a learning environment. There are plenty of ways to look attractive and stay cool and still cover up
Sincerely, Just graduated college and realized people need to learn how to dress at an early age
Dear Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear,
Please realize that not all women want to dress "feminine" and "sexy." Seriously, that's all you ever really tell them.
Sincerely, annoyed watcher
Dear Idiots of the World,
Please realize that just I because I go to a community college, it does not make me any dumber than you. I am getting the same education and the same degree, just at a cheaper price.
Sincerely, The Less Fortunate.
Dear Girls searching for Prince Charming,
Please remember the movie Shrek, if you do then you remember Prince Charming was a spoiled mommas boy who was a cry baby and was a total dick
Sincerely, why not find a hard working man who can take care of you?
As heartbreking as Betty's story is, it's been in your commercials for over 5 years. It's time to get a new dog.
Sincerely, Love your message, tired of the same storyp
Dear people complaining about scholarships,
They make scholarships for literally everything, because they want everyone to go to college and succeed, without any excuses. it's not about race
Sincerely, just won scholarships for best milk mustache and being a sophomore