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Dear girl looking at her reflection in the passing windows,
You look beautiful.
Dear men in speedos,
Did you really walk out of the house today thinking "I look good!?"
Dear mom,
Yes, I do realize that I can't hear you with my headphones and music on...
Dear Asians,
Please don't get offended when we can't tell whether you're Chinese or Japanese.
Dear 8-year-olds sitting on the bench playing video games,
Seriously? You are at the park.
Dear teacher,
If I don't know how to spell it how can I look it up in the dictionary?
Dear Victoria's Secret,
Crotchless underwear? Seriously?
Dear school,
Thanks for having free wifi.
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
My only secret life consists of sleeping with a teddy bear, not every boy at my high school.
Dear mom,
So... you're saying that I should NOT bring my pokemon cards to college?
Dear girls everywhere,
Marilyn Monroe was not size zero.
Dear people who say they're screwed because of their drunk facebook pictures,
You know you can take those off, right?
Dear negative pregnancy test,
You are the best thing I have ever peed on!
Dear police officer,
Have fun explaining why you just hit that parked car...
Dear American high school students,
What exactly did you do in school the past twelve years?
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