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Dear Public Schools,
Please allow me to opt out of my children being taught curricula that undermine religious beliefs I am teaching them at home.
Dear a Canadian girl who loves Southern accents,
Because most of them are racist homophobic hicks
Dear people who have never dated even though their 15,
I have seen so many posts like that, and then it's about how their judged about it, and so they're losing faith in humanity. You do realize people used to be married already at that age, right?
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Dear U2,
Forcing everyone with an Itunes account to own your new album doesn't make your album release the "biggest of all time"
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Dear RA,
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Dear everyone,
I don't need *modern* feminism because I don't want to be associated with an ideology that dismisses a woman's voice because she disagrees with and/or questions it or dismisses a man's voice simply because he's a man. If feminism is actually about equality, the current movement needs to start acting like it.
Dear Vegetarians,
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Dear world,
So our entertainment is flinging birds at pigs, slicing fruit, snipping ropes and finding a crocodile's water?
Dear girl in my english discussion group,
Please let me do my job that I was assigned. I appreciate you trying to help me make connections between the book we are reading and other things, but I only need a few connections, not a hundred connections on the SAME subject. You chose to have your job just like I chose mine, its not my fault your job is just to draw stinken pictures while the rest of us actually have to write things down.
Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Dear America,
Please take a chill pill once in a while
Dear School Dress Codes,
We are not sexual in any way. Why do we need to be covered up?
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