Please understand that I meant no disrespect when I said I couldn't do the assignment. You had us fill out questions about categorizing people based on their image to show that we have preconceived notions and that our appearances have an affect on how other people see us.
Sincerely, I respect you a lot....but I don't judge people on their appearances at all!
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept the fact that none of us are going to pay attention if you try to teach us stuff the day before break.
Sincerely, You should seriously just put on a movie or something
Please stop trying to make small talk while you cut my hair. I would rather hear nails on a chalkboard
Sincerely, last time you talked you cut one side shorter then the other
Yes, I understand that most of you aren't stupid and lazy, but some of you really do fit to the stereotypes...
Sincerely, "Oh, you speak European?"
Dear J. K. Rowling,
Please write more Harry Potter books. I want to relive my childhood.
Sincerely, literally everyone.
A girl in my class told me that the language spoken in Mexico is "Mexican".
Sincerely, Take a good look at our future folks...
Dear people saying no ones going to look at a girls shoulders and say "damn girl nice shoulder",
That rule in school is so you don't wear shoulderless shirts. Because some guys will see that,and pull your shirt down to get a good look.
Sincerely, someone who has seen it happen before.
Dear Chemistry Professor,
Please don't lecture me about how awful pesticides are when you hear my parents own a pest control company and that I am a licensed exterminator. I understand that you don't like pesticides but my parents work hard to pay the bills and I need the extra money to pay for this college education you are suppose to be providing me.
Sincerely, I very annoyed, exterminator/college student who is paying for school all by herself
Dear friend who thinks I'm flirting with her crush,
He was my friend first
Sincerely, don't you dare try to tell me how to act with him
Please, if you like us, tell us. DEAR GOD, JUST TELL US! PLEASE!
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Dear boy making fun of another boy for reading Jane Austen,
Maybe if you stopped playing video games constantly and read some good literature, you'd understand that it's more than a "girl book."
Sincerely, not making yourself anymore likable
As it has been over 90 days you can no longer return the product "Justin Bieber". If you have any questions or concerns please contact us a 1-800-yourproblemnow.
Please know that I saw you all twerking and you're not getting anythingfor christmas.
Sincerely, Santa Clause
Please chill out. It's just a tattoo. And having a small, meaningful tattoo somewhere no one can see it does not make me "cheap" and also does not require you to scream and cry every time you speak to me for two weeks. If you don't like tattoos, don't get one.
Sincerely, your daughter aka the "problem child"