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Dear men,
Girls (Gurls) - n. A highly sensitive animal that when scared will attempt to yell and scream to defend itself. It always seems to travel in a pack, and has mood swings approximately every 17 seconds.
Dear guys with hairy chests,
Go ahead and take v-necks out of your wardrobe.
Dear gay community,
Please warn us that you are gay BEFORE we fall in love with you. Being smart, funny, nice, attractive, and a Thespian means that we are bound to love you.
Dear boy who just broke up with my best friend,
You were peer pressured into dumping her, I was peer pressured into beating you up.
Dear Mum,
You know all those times I wanted to go over to my boyfriend's house? It really was just to play with his puppy and COD.
Dear 13 year old cousin,
When I was your age I was blowing bubbles, not boys...
Dear popular guy at my school dating the quiet bookworm.,
Please never break up.
Dear guy staring at me as I am taking a tampon out of my purse,
Oh do you need one?
Dear teacher,
Yes I WOULD like to go up there and teach the subject.
Dear people who call me gay for being in a play,
Your girlfriends panties and bra match...
Dear Child complaining about long road trips,
Shut up! You have a DVD player and a portable game systems to keep you entertained!
Dear boys who say they want girls in sweats, without makeup, and hair up,
Prove it.
Dear guy I randomly flirted with on the street,
Since when are you in my geography class?!
Dear life,
Why lemons?
Dear kids making fun of my old cell phone,
Why don't we drop my phone and your iPhone from 4 inches off the ground and see whose phone is better then?
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