Dear people who say "All Muslims are not ISIS",
Please remember that, while it is true that all Muslims are not evil or part of ISIS, their religion is completely evil and teaches them that all non-Muslims should be killed
Sincerely, the Muslim religion is corrupt
Why is it that when a person believes they're an alien from another planet they are institutionalized, but when a man comes out and says he's a woman he is "brave and being 'himself'?"
Sincerely, your logic makes no sense
Dear Boy I Like,
We've been friends for almost 6 years now, can we get the chance to be something more finally?
Sincerely, a girl who is losing her patience
Dear Fellow Americans,
Please, quit using Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. as an excuse to get drunk.
Sincerely, Have some respect for our country, or get out!
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female
Dear music store customers,
If you want to try out a guitar, feel free to ask and our staff will be happy to help you out. But please, no Stairway to Heaven, Nothing Else Matters, Smoke on the Water, Iron Man, Sweet Child O Mine, Crazy Train, Back in Black or any other ridiculously overplayed riffs and licks.
Sincerely, the owner who has come to hate these riffs now
Dear people who get offended at everything,
Will you stop it already? Just laugh about it and get over it!
Sincerely, whatever happened to being a good sport?
I know you have ocd, but your compulsive need to automatically throw away any paper you see laying around is really annoying to live with.
Sincerely, throwing away entire notebooks just because they were on the coffee table is not "cleaning up"
Dear idiotic guy,
"Ask me if I'm PMSing one more time, and I'll bleed all over you!"
Sincerely, PMSing indeed - and you're face was priceless!
Dear the man who should walk me down the aisle,
He didnt need your approval to marry me. He needed mine, and thats just what he got.
Sincerely, I'm strong enough to walk myself down the aisle.
Please STOP F*&^%$ UP MY LIFE. IVE SPENT ALL MY TIME ON HERE AND IVE LOST MY JOB AT BUILD A BEAR AND NOW I CAN'T PAY MY RENT.
Sincerely, almost homeless because of you.
Dear Best Guy Friend/Crush,
Please understand that when you have me straddle you in a hot tub in my bikini, I am going to assume you're interested.
Sincerely, maybe you shouldn't be so misleading next time.
Dear Girls with big breasts that say girls with small breasts can't complain,
I am not saying that I want giant knockers bigger than my head that give me horrible back pain. I just want to wear cute shirts and dresses and have them fit. It would make me feel better about myself that I don't have to dress like a boy.
Sincerely, 29 year old who can't wear an A cup bra because it's too big, and depressed about it.
Dear people who spread Islamophobia,
Please read a book. Or talk to an actual Muslim sometime.
Sincerely, people like you are how the Holocaust started
Dear huge guy next to me,
No, I'm not judging you for listening to Vanessa Williams. Actually, since we're the only ones around, I was about to ask you if you could turn it up a little.
Sincerely, the pin up-looking girl