Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Sincerely, someone who is tired of white-washed, male dominant media
Dear door-to-door religious converters,
Please realize that you are wasting your time trying to "sell" your religion to those who are well-educated. A better use of your time may be to start studying about science and evolution.
Sincerely, a well-informed atheist
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Sincerely, someone who met their love at church
Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
Sincerely, your annoyed daughter
Dear popular girls,
I would say some day you'll be working for me, but I'm not planning on buying Hooters...
Sincerely, nerdy girls
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Sincerely, you make me feel so guilty for saying "no"
My life. My body. My decision.
Sincerely, someone who wants their rights
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Sincerely, a mortified girl on her first date
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Sincerely, responsible people