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Dear fake star wars fans,
the quote isn't "Luke, I am your father"
Dear Mom,
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Dear broadcasters of your high grades on Facebook,
Please stop. I'd like to maintain my self-esteem.
Dear science teacher,
Please realize that it makes it super awkward when you teach us about the human reproductive system.
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
Dear bitter women,
Please understand that all men aren't the same. When I first started dating my boyfriend, I offered him a 3sum (two girls) for his 28th birthday and he declined saying he only had eyes for me.
Dear girls,
I always think it's funny when you say to never text your ex no matter how long it's been
Dear Disney,
Please change your font
Dear mom,
Please understand while I'm 21 and have a child you watch I'm stressed too...
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Dear world,
Please stop judging women based on what they wear. Showing skin doesn't make someone a slut, and modesty has nothing to do with morality. Slut shaming is wrong, and needs to stop.
Dear math teacher who's asking what f(x) is,
A tv channel!
Dear Teachers,
I have the highest grade in your class. I'm obviously paying attention
Dear Teachers,
Do you actually read the comments you put on our report cards or do you just pick them at random to mess with us?
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