Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Sincerely, your teacher
Oh, it's my sister's birthday today? I had no idea!
Sincerely, a twin
Dear girls who complain about their period on DBPB,
Two can play at this game.
Sincerely, guys who can tell you all about our awkwardly-timed boners.
Please stop trying to convince me to go against what my mother taught me.
Sincerely, Not supposed to put small things in my mouth
Dear Bible app,
Please tell me how you have an update!!!
Dear The World,
Please answer an important question. Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
Sincerely, I don't mind running a 5K but my running group wants to run a marathon. I don't think I'm ready.
Students give you apples for a reason
Sincerely, Snow White
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Sincerely, Grumpy cat
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, your cashier and student
Dear Guy complementing me,
Oh, my chest looks nice in this shirt? Well, your dick looks look nice in those jeans.
Sincerely, You should have seen your face
Dear kids who always know the gossip,
Well...I saw my teacher and my principal kissing...
Dear Last Names,
If you were given to people based on what their jobs were, then where did I come from?
I Binged your girlfriend.
Sincerely, and she said "Yahoo!"