Dear overweight boyfriend,
You have boobs too...
Sincerely, play with your own.
What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Please don't get mad at me, your the one that told me to get a job.
Sincerely, I'm on 16 and Pregnant
Please stop calling me black. It's "African-American" now.
Dear ex-best friend,
I love finding out about your new relationship with my crush via Facebook. It made my day.
Sincerely, I hope he has a tiny penis
Please keep singing in the shower, you're a hit on Youtube
Dear Ron Weasly,
No, there is not a potion that can cure ginger.
Dear 90's kids,
You're starting to sound like crusty old men who want kids off their lawn.
Sincerely, "When I was you're age..."
Dear Weight Watchers,
You do realize your building is between a McDonald's and a donut place, right?
Sincerely, I'm not getting any skinnier
And you think your time of the month is bad.
Dear person who asked if my stomach just growled,
No, there is a tiny lion in my stomach that got really angry all of a sudden and growled.
Sincerely, what do you think?
I'm am not calling you a slut, but there are a lot of new people all over your equipment lately.
Sincerely, tired of sweaty seconds.
Above all else,I hope death was the only thing you faked.
Dear twin sister,
I'll take your french final if you take my math final?
Sincerely, college here we come!