Please teach with the mic off. I am sleeping here.
Sincerely, Student trying to find some peace.
Please STOP F*&^%$ UP MY LIFE. IVE SPENT ALL MY TIME ON HERE AND IVE LOST MY JOB AT BUILD A BEAR AND NOW I CAN'T PAY MY RENT.
Sincerely, almost homeless because of you.
please listen. ok, even though u tell us all thouse "facts" about how marijuana can b dangerous, addicktive, or bad. u never listen to hte rel turth. although u tel us republican progoganda all teh time about how it is bad for our brains and can cause us to not operate hevey machinery do u ever think about how we fel? do u ever consider the emotive impact in many? do u think ab feling? no society no value the feelz but let me tel u latdy ther is more to healt than the body ok lady. listen if u want to believ lies about bodyz i gues that is not my businez but i got newz for u sister feling mater tpo.?
Sincerely, i alwayz believ the right sid the liberal one also smal businesmen and owmen.
Dear Fellow Americans,
Please, quit using Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. as an excuse to get drunk.
Sincerely, Have some respect for our country, or get out!
Please realize, that if you have that much trouble grading things, you should assign less things to be graded.
Sincerely, Common Sense
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female
Dear transgender cashier,
First off, you present as a woman. You have a feminine face, long hair, a feminine body, etc. Nothing about your appearance as it is now is masculine. That said, if you had simply corrected me by telling me that "actually, I'm a man" or "I identify as male", I would have corrected myself and we could have gone on our separate ways. Instead, you decided to rant about me misgendering you and tried to deny me service. I'm sorry you had a bad day or whatever, but I do not regret getting your manager involved.
Sincerely, have a nice day, ma'am.
Please know i have lost children, do NOT tell me everything will be okay. Do NOT say everything happens for a reason. Do NOT try to relate unless you've lost a human child (NOT a dog NOT a family member) EDUCATE YOURSELVES.
Sincerely, Grieving mothers
Dear Girl I really like,
Please stop using my feelings to let you feel good about yourself.
Sincerely, Friend-zoned boy
Dear People complaining about group work,
Please stop. There's a decent chance you'll end up with a job in which you have to work with others. Coworkers can be just as bad to work with as other students.
Sincerely, You're getting prepared for the real world.
Dear people who label themselves,
You are restricting yourself far too much--you can be well rounded. You don't have to be the "nerd" or the "jock" or the "prep" or "fangirl." You can have other things in your life!
Dear Guy that lead me on and claimed he had no idea,
Please forgive me for developing feelings for you. It was kind of hard not to when you said all those nice things to me and made me feel like someone actually thought I was pretty and not just some random girl.
Sincerely, the girl still trying to get over you
Please stop putting your dog out at 6 am.
Sincerely, trying to sleep and am tempted to wake you up at 3 am. Have fun!
Dear people who spread Islamophobia,
Please read a book. Or talk to an actual Muslim sometime.
Sincerely, people like you are how the Holocaust started
Dear barn cat/feline Hitler,
I appreciate your killer instincts, but my doorstep is not the best place for your critter genocide mass-grave. Try the other SEVERAL ACRES AROUND US
Sincerely, slightly shocked/impressed/terrified by how much you kill and wondering if I'm next