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Dear guy friends,
Please don't be scared to go to the gay bar with us.
Dear Peter pan,
You call it pixie dust, I call it crack!
Dear Channing Tatum,
PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
That's cute
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Dear Men,
Please know that it's been proven that most women kill with poison.
Dear cute girl,
On a scale of one to America, how free are you?
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Dear scarred teenage girl,
All of my clothes were in the laundry...
Dear mom,
No, the printed and labeled diagram of a penis that I left on the kitchen counter was not for my enjoyment.
Dear person outside the bathroom stall,
Calm down, I just took a screenshot of a picture on Facebook. My volume just happened to be on loud..
Dear boys,
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
*CRUNCH*
Dear Jacob,
Please stop calling yourself a werewolf. You're an animagus. Now, please turn to page 394.
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