Dear English Ph.D,
I'll have cream with that.
Sincerely, the Med Student
Dear Those Who Think Rapping Is Just Talking Really Fast,
We prefer the term "talking with swag".
Sincerely, Rappers Everywhere
Dear Trans coworker,
I don't care what your prefered pronouns are, I'm going to call you dude, bro or gurl because thats how I refer to everyone.
Sincerely, I'm bad at names.
Dear people bashing on book-to-movie adaptations,
Please stop complaining. The movies aren't representations of the book; they're representations of the story. There have to be some cuts and changes, or it won't work as a film. You can only complain if the entire plot is changed.
I've told you this before and I'll tell you again: I do not suffer from multiple personalities!
Sincerely, and hey, neither do I!
Please realize how many of my dreams you've crushed with your astronaut specifications.
Sincerely, feeling discriminated against for wearing glasses
Dear everyone who thinks only blacks get into colleges for free,
Please stop. I AM black and have a 4.0 average but wasn't accepted, yet the 2.0 average indian girl gets in.
Sincerely, in the same boat
I hate when you say that you have no money to give me, but then have a new pair of shoes the next day
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear Med student who always belittled my English degree.,
I just completed my Ph.D.
Sincerely, yes, you have to call me doctor now.
I have a life too, you know.
Sincerely, rape victim who won't carry a baby for nine months
Dear Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear,
Please realize that not all women want to dress "feminine" and "sexy." Seriously, that's all you ever really tell them.
Sincerely, annoyed watcher
What is so wrong about sex and nudity?
Sincerely, I think it is pretty natural, so why so would you discourage safely practiced sex?
When I search for definitions I did not mean give me a bunch of beyond college-level texts to work with.
You can punch each other in the face, or punch a whole through a wall, but talking about your feelings makes you uncomfortable? You can say the word penis but the word period makes you uncomfortable.
Sincerely, why do we let you run the country
Dear "Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tank tops all the time",
I happen to be a tomboy who loves wearing short shorts and is extremely fond of her tank tops. Doesn't make me any less of one.
Sincerely, so what?