Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Sincerely, Oh, so you aren't an English major? Oops
If bosses should stay out a women's body, why must they subsidize the birth control?
Sincerely, A curious anon
Dear English speakers everywhere,,
Theatre is the art of making a show or a theatrical piece. Theater is the building we do it in.
Sincerely, why can't the English learn to speak?
Dear Mother in FredMeyer,
When your toddler ran off in excitement and you ran after him, I was sincerely worried you'd spank him once you caught up with him. You didn't, you simply took his hand and walked back to your cart with him. You restored my faith in today's parents.
Sincerely, The girl who believes strongly in peaceful parenting
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Sincerely, Third Law of Emotion
Dear Girls who say "All guys are the same!" or "Where have all the good men gone?",
We are not all the same, you would know that if you stopped dating the same types of dirtbags you always go for!
Sincerely, A guy who moved on, met the most amazing girl in the world, and has treated her like a pr
Dear men who shave,
Please stop being such little babies about your face and how it burns and makes you sore. You know that your grandad probably used one crazy-kill-you-dead-if-you-mess-up-sharp-ass-blade and never complained?
Sincerely, and I bet you post about "real men" all the time too
Do you realize that whatever hand you write with, it's going to be challenging to write on one side of a spiral notebook?
Sincerely, you don't hear any Righties complaining do you?
Dear US and MD politicians who want to bring illegal immigrants in,
There's so much gang violence and crime in inner city Baltimore that our kids can't even play outside. We can’t take out the trash without locking the door. You're spending billions on illegals, but what about our neighborhoods? Where can we get asylum? Where can we get refugee status?
Sincerely, frustrated Baltimore residents
Dear College Board,
Are you lowering your standards? How did I pass the AP Environmental Science exam when I wrote a joke instead of one of the essays? How did I pass the English Composition one when I didn't even understand the second prompt?
Sincerely, confused (but happy) student.
Dear Dudes trying to hit on me,,
If you know who John Eggbert,Ask Ketchum, Nibbles, Bean the Dynamite, Kiku Honda, and Princess Luna are and have an awesome sense of humor then it might happen.
Sincerely, Yeah Im a nerd. No Im not desperate
I fell in love with you. You showed no interest. Now you say you're interested in me. I've pretty much moved on.
Sincerely, Get your shit together
I was wrong. I was wrong about racism in America. I know that now, and I'm ready to make a change. I just wanted you to know that I've learned so much, and there IS hope.
Sincerely, white girl who finally realized her privilege
Dear Facebook users,
Please remember that hash tags are for TWITTER.
Sincerely, #really #freaking #annoyed