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Dear friend who lost her virginity to a guy she's been dating less than a week,
Really? In the woods?
Dear Feminisits,
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear Shakespeare,
No offense, but sometimes I wish you had died as a child or something.
Dear all the girls who whine about their boyfriends texting back too slowly,
...you wait a few minutes. I wait months
Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear You,
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
Dear P.E Teacher,
I am DEFINITELY allergic to sports...
Dear American society,
I hope you realize that in a couple hundred years from now, people are going to read about the homosexuality controversy in their history books and roll their eyes at our stupidity.
Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Dear adults,
Just because you're older than me, doesn't mean you can do everything better than me.
Dear Best Friend,
You're a boy, I'm a girl, we play Halo, have sleepovers, play fight and lately you've been hanging around more like a boyfriend than a guy who's just my friend.
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please realize that your son is 18 not 4. He doesn't need y'all to control every aspect of his life anymore.
Dear the rest of the world,
We realize that not all French people wear berets, not all Italian people are Mario, and not all Europeans wear tweed suits. Likewise, not all Americans are fat, lazy people. Quit picking on us.
Dear parents,
No, taking me out to dinner will not cure my depression.
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