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Dear guy who obviously likes me and all of our friends know it,
Hurry up and ask me out already!! I happen to like you too.
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Dear Mom,
Please leave me alone. I'm a teenager and a dirty room IS my natural environment.
Dear Mother Nature,
Snow, rain, ice, slush, lightning, and thunder storm? Bitchy much?
Dear mom,
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Dear 'Marilyn Monroe' quotes on Facebook,
Wow! How empowering for women nowadays to know that skinny girls aren't worthy!
Dear classmates that bitch about our English teacher...,
Please She is only doing her job, you are failing not because of her but because of you not doing your work and doing the homework! Her class isn't hard!
Dear Teachers,
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Dear parents,
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Dear Best Guy Friend,
Please realize that I don't care if your girlfriend is watching. When you come home from the army, I am giving you THE biggest hug ever, and not letting go.
Dear new hire,
Yeah, I'm a girl. I've also been shopping her for the past seven years, and I've become good friends with the manager. Guess whose going to come out on top when I tell him about you trying to charge me 30 bucks for a 7 dollar game?
Dear Christian conservatives fighting my abortion,
The doctors have told me that there is a 100% chance that my son would come into this world with a brain condition that would cause him unrelenting, unavoidable physical pain.
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
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