Dear College Girls who wear tight revealing clothing,
If you don't want us to look, don't wear that kind of clothing.
Sincerely, Guy who looks at your butt
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept the fact that none of us are going to pay attention if you try to teach us stuff the day before break.
Sincerely, You should seriously just put on a movie or something
I know that a lot of Americans give off a generally stupid and arrogant vibe, but I swear that we're not all like that. I hate the states just as much as you do, and being afraid to leave the country isn't exactly helping.
Sincerely, an American who hates the reputation her country has
Dear 26-year-old Virgin,
Please keep up your morals. Good for you!
Sincerely, In the same boat.
Please I read alot here about your gratitude to your soldiers for fighting over seas, but not once here or any other place have I ever heard an american thanking an foreigner for fighting in the same war. The latest, war against terror is notable you war. Your declaration. But the UK lost people. Canada lost people. Scandinavia lost people. They fought for your "freedom" also.
Sincerely, Where is the gratitude to them?
Dear couple making out by the soda machine,
Please get a room. There are kids around and I came here to eat my lunch, not lose it.
Sincerely, single and happy for it
Yes, I understand that most of you aren't stupid and lazy, but some of you really do fit to the stereotypes...
Sincerely, "Oh, you speak European?"
I'm a Witch. Not like in Hansel and Gretel. Not like in Charmed. I practice energy, and conduct circles, and believe in the magic of Mother Nature. I'm not evil, and I don't worship Satan. We don't have a Satan. I worship energy, nature, and the universe--does that sound evil to you? It's the 21st century. Please get it right. I'm tired of being looked down upon when I say I'm Wiccan.
Sincerely, yes, this really is an issue
Next time, please check what's going on before you call the cops. Yes, we talk loudly, sarcastically and harshly, but that's just our language. We're not beating each other up, promise!
Sincerely, the couple next door
Dear the girls in my grade,
Please note that if someone can see up your skirt when you sit down, it's too short
Sincerely, I really didn't want to see that...
Can those of you who aren't sexist douschebags start wearing a sign or something?
Sincerely, a girl with a broken radar
Go ahead, dock all the marks you like. Flunk me in the damned course for all I care. I don't regret being 20 minutes late for class, because I was spending it honoring those who have fought and died for this country. No class is ever going to come close to competing with that.
Sincerely, a veteran's granddaughter, who will never Forget.
Please explain why the dress code doesn't allow us to show shoulders. Is a guy really gonna go "Dang! That's a fine shoulder you got there, girl?"
Sincerely, Please explain the sexual innuendo in that. I dare you.
My sister pushed us into each other while screaming "CUTE COUPLE!"
Sincerely, You couldn't get the hint?
Please don't assume I'm uneducated simply because I dropped out of college. I absorb the world around me and I learn more every day. Just because I don't pay tuition doesn't mean I'm not fulfilling my potential.
Sincerely, The Underestimated