Dear a Canadian girl who loves Southern accents,
Because most of them are racist homophobic hicks
Sincerely, American girls
Dear people who have never dated even though their 15,
I have seen so many posts like that, and then it's about how their judged about it, and so they're losing faith in humanity. You do realize people used to be married already at that age, right?
Sincerely, just sayin
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Sincerely, the girl who doesn't feel bad about saying no
I don't need *modern* feminism because I don't want to be associated with an ideology that dismisses a woman's voice because she disagrees with and/or questions it or dismisses a man's voice simply because he's a man. If feminism is actually about equality, the current movement needs to start acting like it.
Dear Short person,
Maybe get a periscope or something?
Sincerely, Tall person in the row in front of you whose back is starting to hurt from all this slouching.
Dear Nice Genuine Girls,
Either you are very good at hiding, or I am very bad at looking.
Sincerely, Nice, Genuine Guy
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Sincerely, It's funny how oblivious people are
I'm sorry that reading Hamlet is driving you crazy...but don't complain to me when you see me struggling over my chemistry book.
Sincerely, would gladly trade classes...
Dear people who call the United States "America",
What about us?
Sincerely, North, South, & Central America
So our entertainment is flinging birds at pigs, slicing fruit, snipping ropes and finding a crocodile's water?
Sincerely, what happened to pac-man and mario?
Dear Cat that is missing,
Please come home. Owning this mini laser is pointless without you :(
Sincerely, waste of money!
Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Sincerely, annoyed (and sick!) fellow student.
Please take a chill pill once in a while
Sincerely, Everyone else
Dear stores at the mall,
And people are supposed to fit into these jeans how?