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Dear boys,
If you insist on taking off your shirt while sweating, you need to have a six pack.
Dear slutty girl in my class,
Please wear a skirt long enough to cover your neon green thong.
Dear teacher who asked the class whore to stop wearing her work clothes to school,
Thanks.
Dear teacher,
Please know that if we can't wear that due to dress code then you shouldn't be able to either.
Dear math teacher,
You earned my respect when you said that Batman is just a ninja who has a lot of money to buy expensive toys and play with them.
Dear tampon commercials,
Am I supposed to feel like dancing on a beach in white spandex while I'm on my period?
Dear 6 year old baby girl,
Thank You for pointing your marker at me screaming "AVADA KEDAVRA" when you got mad at me.
Dear "Which came first the chicken or the egg?",
In the summer of 2010, a group of british scientists discovered that the protein that created the eggshell, ovocledidin-17, was only found in chickens; proving that the chicken came first.
Dear flat chested girls,
I'd gladly give you a cup-size or two.
Dear teenage boy at the pool,
Please dont flatter yourself. I dont stare because I think you're attractive. It's just that you look like you might be drowning...
Dear sliding glass door,
You win this round.
Dear friends,
Yes, my boyfriend is 6 months younger than me.
Dear older brother,
Please don't tell my hot date you have a shotgun, shovel, and 200 acres.
Dear Dora ,
My bag holds more stuff than yours does and doesn't talk back...
Dear Simba,
Don't try to forbid your daughter to see the one she loves. Been there, done that.
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