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Dear teenage girl,
You like Disney movies? And Harry Potter? AND you're a virgin? What a special and unique snowflake you are!
Dear guy at my school,
Just because we had a similar idea doesn't give you the right to say "great minds think alike."
Dear teacher who just told the bully in the class I might be her boss someday,
Not likely, I don't plan on being a pimp when i grow up.
Dear world,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes...
Dear Trojan condom commercial,
"These condoms were tested three times." So...you're telling me this is someone's JOB? TO TEST CONDOMS?
Dear men,
It's been shown that when most women kill, they do it with poison.
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Irony.
Dear Ron,
Bloody hell? Yeah about once a month.
Dear science teacher,
Having an anonymous question box during the sex unit is just an invitation for us to compete to see who can make the classroom atmosphere the most uncomfortable.
Dear Mario,
Please come and pick Peach up. She is way too high maintenance.
Dear twilight fans,
I saw a man with a shirt that said, "team: guy who almost nailed bella with a car."
Dear women,
Are you wet yet?
Dear Boys trying to talk to each other,,
Girls are better than you think at reading lips.
Dear U by Kotex,
You're right. Now that all my pads and tampons come in highlighter colors I'm so excited to get my period!!!!
Dear children of the next generation,
Please accept this early apology for all of your names
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