The silent treatment isn't really a punishment.
Don't worry about magazines telling you you're fat; porn sites tell us we need penis enlargements all the time.
If women were in charge, there wouldn't be wars. Just a bunch of countries not speaking to each other.
Dear people at the table next to mine,
Please only talk about interesting topics.
Sincerely, bored eavesdropper.
Dear little sister who rides horses,
I'm more of a "save a horse, ride a cowboy" kind of girl.
Sincerely, your male instructor is very hot!
If it wasn't already obvious, we seat you next to the person you'd look best with.
Sincerely, yeah, I'm dating my lab partner, that's what we want to hear.
Dear general population,
When I said, "How stupid can you be?" - it wasn't meant as a challenge.
Writing whole albums about boys who break hearts is kinda my thing....
Sincerely, Taylor Swift.
For the love of all that's holy - stop putting sirens in your music!
Sincerely, just slammed on my brakes looking for the cop.
Dear jerk who prank called me at 2am,
I hope you don't mind that I put your number all over the internet.
Sincerely, doesn't do "forgiveness" well.
Dear person in movie who is being chased by a rolling boulder.,
Don't run in front of it! Just run to the side! It won't kill you if you're not in from of it!
Sincerely, oh look, you're dead. Should've taken my advice.
I was just taking a power nap.
Sincerely, what did you think I was doing?
Dear Edward Cullen,
You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.
Sincerely, Peter Pan.
Please, please, please, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT let this thing fall down on me.
Sincerely, wearing a strapless dress.