Can you please be as easy as half the girls in my class?
Sincerely, failing student.
Dear skinny guy riding a motorcycle who nodded at me,
Just because you are riding a motorcycle does not automatically make you cool or attractive.
Sincerely, your butt crack is showing.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Is "back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday, but I realized some bigger dreams of mine" code for "I really liked him, but then I became too famous for him?
Sincerely, seeing through your lyrics.
I found the $100 without needing to clean. I think you need to find a better hiding place that isn't under my pillow.
Sincerely, son who is now $100 richer.
Thank you for preparing me for the time when I'll have to figure out the lengths of the mid-segments of an isosceles triangle.
Sincerely, oh wait...
Dear math teacher,
If I had twenty candy bars and ate nineteen of them what do I have?
Please stop telling me I look older everytime you see me
Sincerely, I could say the same to you.
Dear girl who I saw wearing my clothes that I left on the bus,
Yeah, that's creepy.
Sincerely, well, I'll be taking those back now...
Dear Charmin Brand toilet paper,
Aren't your commercials technically bear porn?
Sincerely, tee-hee... naked bears!
Dear people who check behind the shower curtain,
At least when I do it, I have a baseball bat in hand.
Sincerely, thinking ahead.
I wish you had to pass a sobriety test to login.
Sincerely, I would save a lot of time not having delete things the morning after...
Dear person I'm talking to,
Please do not ask me "North or South?" when I say I'm Korean.
Sincerely, I wouldn't be here if I were North Korean.
I missed you!
Sincerely, girl who doesn't clean that often.
Sorry you got put in the middle of this.
Sincerely, men and women.