Dear fake star wars fans,
the quote isn't "Luke, I am your father"
Sincerely, but nice try
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Sincerely, Your Atheist daughter
Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Sincerely, you make my head hurt with both your smartness and how ditzy you sound by unnecessary over using the
Dear broadcasters of your high grades on Facebook,
Please stop. I'd like to maintain my self-esteem.
Sincerely, an average student
Dear science teacher,
Please realize that it makes it super awkward when you teach us about the human reproductive system.
Sincerely, you're soooo pregnant!
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
Sincerely, your newly 16 year old daughter
Dear bitter women,
Please understand that all men aren't the same. When I first started dating my boyfriend, I offered him a 3sum (two girls) for his 28th birthday and he declined saying he only had eyes for me.
Sincerely, happily engaged.
I always think it's funny when you say to never text your ex no matter how long it's been
Sincerely, my ex is my best friend and I text him all the time
Please change your font
Sincerely, I thought you spelt it Gisnep until i was 13...
Please understand while I'm 21 and have a child you watch I'm stressed too...
Sincerely, working, going to school, and raising a baby with no financial help from anyone.
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Sincerely, he literally just kissed my cheek.
Please stop judging women based on what they wear. Showing skin doesn't make someone a slut, and modesty has nothing to do with morality. Slut shaming is wrong, and needs to stop.
Sincerely, happy virgin in a tube top
Dear math teacher who's asking what f(x) is,
A tv channel!
Sincerely, didn't see that one coming
I have the highest grade in your class. I'm obviously paying attention
Sincerely, I just studied for this class all night, I need some sleep
Do you actually read the comments you put on our report cards or do you just pick them at random to mess with us?
Sincerely, Straight A Honors Student Who "Needs to Do Homework More Often" and "Is Not Attentive in Class"