Please stop complaining about how bad your periods are. At one point or another you're going to have to accept the fact that this is going to happen for 30 to 40 more years. Get over it.
Sincerely, a girl who takes her advil and shuts up about it.
Dear neighbor dog,
Please stop barking at 3 A.M. It has been 12 years and you have not shut up yet. Please die already.
Sincerely, the sleep deprived neighbor 2 doors down
Dear guy friend,
Remember when I said I wasn't looking for a relationship?
Sincerely, I lied
Dear women who say men shouldn't be grossed out by periods,
It is pretty gross.
Sincerely, and I've had to deal with them for the last 15 years of my life!
Keep in mind that "share the road" goes both ways. If you're riding in the middle of the lane, you're not sharing the road, are you?
Sincerely, Iritated drivers
Dear Mapquest Users,
Please Stop... Just stop...
Sincerely, Google Maps
Dear Fatal Attractions: Big Cats,
If your goal is to convince people NOT to have a tiger as a pet, don't show a person cuddling an adorable tiger cub!
Sincerely, You made me want a tiger now....
Please stop getting mad at me covering up my skin. I am not a slut shamer, a victim-blamer, or a rape apologist. I just don't like showing that that much skin. You can show as much skin as you want. Just accept that I don't want to.
Sincerely, someone who covers up.
Dear girl at the bar,
Please understand just because I was in the marines does not mean I support war, guns and killing people.
Sincerely, I had a 4 year contract and I was enough of a man to see it through
Dear table of loudly bragging frat boys,
Oh please, give it a rest. Do you see the 40-something gentleman with the gray beard, sitting quietly at the table in the corner? I promise, he got more action this weekend than all of you.
Sincerely, His exhausted and grinning wife
Dear people who say girls shouldn't wear make-up,
I have the face of a ten-year-old and the chest capacity of a 21-year-old. I'm 16.
Sincerely, what's wrong with using a little eye-liner to make myself look like my actual age?
Dear nerf gun,
I KNEW there was a reason I practiced with you so much
Sincerely, hit and killed the spider in three tries
Dear "nice" guys who finish last,
Well, at least you finished
Sincerely, Unsatisfied girl
If you want to get a girl, your going to have to prove that you'll be better than the single life.
Sincerely, it worked for me
I don't hate you solely because you're a cheerleader. I hate you because my best friend, who's on the squad with you and your clique, comes over in tears all the time after practice.
Sincerely, I don't know what you say to her, but you're tearing her apart.