Sincerely, you should be studying right now
Dear guy friends,
Please don't be scared to go to the gay bar with us.
Sincerely, if girls don't throw themselves at you, gay guys certainly won't.
Dear Peter pan,
You call it pixie dust, I call it crack!
Sincerely, either way we both get pretty high
Dear Channing Tatum,
PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
Sincerely, ...said no one ever.
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
Sincerely, you think we run
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
Please know that it's been proven that most women kill with poison.
Sincerely, still want that sandwich?
Dear cute girl,
On a scale of one to America, how free are you?
Sincerely, want to hang out?
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Sincerely, you said what all of us were thinking
Dear scarred teenage girl,
All of my clothes were in the laundry...
Sincerely, man wearing his wife's yoga pants at the grocery store
No, the printed and labeled diagram of a penis that I left on the kitchen counter was not for my enjoyment.
Sincerely, I hate health class
Dear person outside the bathroom stall,
Calm down, I just took a screenshot of a picture on Facebook. My volume just happened to be on loud..
Sincerely, I did not just take a picture of my crotch..
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Sincerely, last I checked, she doesn't have a vagina...
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
Sincerely, oh I even broke the Popsicle stick.