Dear people who pick up pizza,
Please don't openthe boxes and check the pizza. Do you think I am going to rip you off? It' really rude
Sincerely, the person who made your food.
Dear 90s kids,
Dear Certain Feminists,
As a girl myself, I can see why some men don't want women holding the same amount of power as them, considering some of the spokesmen for our gender are nothing but argumentative, irrational female supremisists.
Sincerely, Maybe if you fought for equality instead of a complete female domination we'd be getting somewhere
Dear Indian people,
It's kinda funny to hear you say that you're not attracted to Asians. Do you know where you come from?!?! lol
Sincerely, just had to point that out
Dear most anti-gun people,
So you're okay with your government having enough weaponry to annihilate all life on the earth, but you're upset that some gun owners have rifles that hold 30 rounds?
Dear people ragging on middle school relationships,,
In the eight grade, my boyfriend asked me out. We're still together now, in the eleventh grade.
Sincerely, not all of us are stupid kids who don't know what love is.
Dear Friend Who Talks About How Skinny She Is.,
You aren't that skinny. Sorry.
Sincerely, Your Friend Who Is Tired of Your Bragging
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Blacks, Women, Asians, and Hispanics all worked their asses off to get almost as many rig
Dear pothead chick,
Please stop wearing "laid back" clothes from republican monopolies. we know you spent $200 on your outfit and $50 on your hair products, and we know you try to look like you're not trying. We know those shoes are not from a thrift store. We know that was not your great-uncle's sweater from the 40's. You don't fool anyone.
Dear everyone at school who make fun of me because I read for fun,
Please shut up. I like to read. Big deal? Guess what, I also have all A's and was accepted to boarding school. What's that I see? C's?
Sincerely, yea that's what I thought.
Please stop treating me like a dumb blonde. just because I'm skinny and good looking, and your overweight and unhappy with your self, doesn't mean I'm dumb.
Sincerely, the girl with a masters degree in business!
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Sincerely, Came to watch you game, not flash me
Isn't it funny how people claim to be broke all year until their birthdays and November?
Sincerely, you got money for the holidays
Dear silly women,
Why do you fight over men who are obviously playing both of you?
Sincerely, Smart woman
Dear Catholic who knows where those holidays came from,
Please realise pretty much all of those was a pagan holiday first and Catholics planted their own holidays there to make converting pagans easier. Much of a 'look, our religion have holidays on these days too so you won't be missing out!' thing. Also, people who dedicate their entire lives researching have said that Jesus' birthday was probably nowhere near December.
Sincerely, Non-Catholic who apparently knows more about your religion than you do