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Dear girls who say they shouldn't have to cover their shoulders in school because it distracts boys,
Please realize that, like you, we also have a hormone called testosterone which does makes you destracting to us and it was proven if guys are around a girl they find attractive our IQ drops, also schools changed testing grammar and room decor and color to make girls test better.
Dear people who say they couldn't live without meat,
If you tried, you could too
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Dear guy best friend,
Please take the first step, I know you're in love with me
Dear everyone who overdramatizes,
When you say, "my life is over" because you have to go to a certain class, that I may add, you signed up for, don't expect me to be sympathetic. When you say, "I was so ready to kill myself," when talking about a test you failed, and I just walk away, holding down tears, don't act offended. Suicide is real, and other people have real problems. Get over yourselves.
Dear Girls,
If you can't be cute and comfortable, you're doing it wrong.
Dear Would-be Parents,
Please don't feel obligated to have children if your heart isn't breaking without them. Until you understand that putting salt on apricots sounds funny only because you don't have a toddler who is screaming at the top of her lungs wanting it, maybe you don't really need to have a child.
Dear people who think putting their kids on a leash is bad,
Okay what do you recommend I do after my kid runs away and gets lost at a zoo?
Dear ignorant freshman,
Please realize that there is violence in other countries other than the ones in the Middle East. Have you ever heard of the Colombian drug cartels?
Dear embarrassed customer,
You're 19, I'm not judging you for buying candles, flowers, and condoms. I am, however, judging the 18 year old mother who is 8 months pregnant with a 2 year old in the cart buying a 6 pack of beers, 2 vodka bottles, 2 cigarettes packs, and some condoms.
Dear world,
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Dear guy that works next door,
Please stop asking me out. I work 55 hours a week and go to school at night.
Dear People who say they need a valentine for valentine's day,
Some people don't have a mother for Mother's day or a father for father's day
Dear dear vegetarians,
Please how do you do it
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