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Dear adults complaining about the music today,
if your talking about the early 2000s then i agree, but now music has gotten so much better so just stop
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
Dear mom and dad,
Please don't get on my case about my grades. I care and worry about them. Is that not enough for you?
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Dear people,
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit
Dear people who say black people should forget about slavery because it was the past and they weren't even enslaved,
We may of not been directly enslaved, but I think our people would want us to forever remember the struggle and torture they endured for the freedom we have today.
Dear Americans,
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear middle schoolers I heard talking the other day,
What?!?! Youre bragging about seeing your girlfriends boobs? You need to learn a lesson from The Beatles
Dear High School Bullies,
Please don't message me on Facebook years after high school finished to apologize for treating me like shit. That doesn't fix the past. But teaching your kids to be accepting of others can fix the future.
Dear women at church.,
Please understand that I am not trying to be rude when I say this. When a kid is forced to go to church when they would rather be doing something else, they're going to look at it like a chore. When I first started going to church, I saw three adult women scolding a teenage girl for missing a few services. I pulled her aside afterward and begged her not to let them discourage her from coming back. It was obvious she was embaraced and insulted. She was about to cry, and because of my understanding she is now an active member of the church, and loves going.
Dear world,
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Dear world,
My neighbor is an Italian shaman whose favorite hobby is to cook Norwegian food and sing opera while walking on coal.
Dear non-believing friend,
You have no problem talking about your latest high or how drunk you got last night, yet as soon as I bring up something about what I did in church, you roll your eyes and complain about how much you "hate religion"?
Dear world,
what happened to all men (and women) created equal? equal rights should be a thing for everyone, not just to those who fit the "norm" of todays world.
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