Dear kids who say you can't party and be smart,
It's not the end of the world if you have a drink every now and then. You can have the best of both worlds.
Sincerely, Pre-med and in college
Dear other kids in my grade,
Please understand that I honestly don't care how many times you say it I do not need a boyfriend
Sincerely, a very annoyed 12 year old
Please don't start class five minutes early because "mostly everyone is here"
Sincerely, well, I thought I was right on time for class....
Please don't constantly criticize my taste "so I don't get bullied" because the only person who's bullying me is you.
Sincerely, your perfectly confident, eccentric daughter
Please don't have giant pep assemblies outside in sunny hundred degree, scorching weather. All of us are terribly hot; I feel sick to my stomach. I can't imagine what the cheerleaders and marching band must be feeling. My friend with sickle cell anemia is in actual pain. Sorry, but this isn't working. Next time, don't ignore the heat advisory.
Sincerely, a student who is not feeling very peppy or energetic
Please stop thinking I must be a lesbian just because I'm a tomboy
Sincerely, a tomboy
Dear older guy friend,
Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I didn't get your sex joke.
Sincerely, I didn't laugh because it's not funny.
Dear Fellow College Student,
Yes, I did put your clothes (including your boxers) on top of the dryer. I waited for 30 minutes after your load was done, and you never showed up. This is a dorm, not your mother's house. You can't just take up the dryer until you feel like coming back for your clothes
Sincerely, If you don't want strangers touching your clothes, get to the laundry room in a timely manner.
Dear Football Player,
Thank you for rescuing that baby bunny in front of all of you teammates
Sincerely, Just witnessed the sweetest thing ever
Dear little kids,
Please stop saying "I quit" before I tag you. It defeats the whole purpose of the game.
Sincerely, been playing tag for over an hour now...
Dear Science Plus Teacher,
Thank you for the magic sand and bubbles we got to play with in class
Sincerely, Maybe be a Yr 10 but still a kid at heart
Please add some filter to catch these "My uncle earns $95065 a month click scam link" posts? Surely the fact that they are in bold, using the same message, with obviously suspect links, weird borders etc means something can automatically pick up on the spam.
Sincerely, there must be some way to stop them
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Sincerely, grateful girl who is insecure
Dear friend I walked in the bush with,
You were wearing shorts and a tank top. I was wearing a long sleeved shirt and jeans. Neither of us had insect repellent, and you complained you were itchy.
Sincerely, but how the heck do you end up with 3 mosquito bites while I've got over 40?!