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Dear Cards Against Humanity,
Thanks for making racism funny again!
Dear period,
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Dear Olaf,
I'm going to kill you!
Dear Pinocchio,
Never trust women.
Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Avada Kedavra!
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Dear society,
Please realize that just because I am a straight, caucasian male from a middle class family does NOT mean that I am a racist, sexist, elitist and homophobic person.
Dear Dumbledore,
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Dear neighbors,
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Dear girls,
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please give me back my heart.
Dear Alaska,
Please take back your weather.
Dear CEOs,
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
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