Dear lady at walmart,
Please don't assume I know about condoms just because I am college age.
Sincerely, no I will not help you pick out condoms for your 15 year old son
Dear people who think all kids born '98+ are lost causes,
Actually, some of us don't have boyfriends or girlfriends, babysat for our phones, read and write every day, and know how to spell and use the parts of speech correctly. I know being bit in 1999 doesn't make me a 90s kid, but I still function properly.
Sincerely, thirteen-year-old girl who loves Harry Potter just as much as you.
I realise I might get a lot of hate for this... but please read with an open mind. The only reason I knew what discrimination and racism was is because they taught it to us in detail at school. Nobody is born thinking, "Oh, they're XXXXX so I hate them already!" Maybe if we stopped teaching it at such a young age, it would become nothing more than old stories to the future generations. If we stop arguing/complaining, maybe it wouldn't be such a huge problem...
Sincerely, a girl who thinks everyone should stop arguing about everything
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Sincerely, a somewhat confused Mr. Weasley
Dear people who lecture about fairness and unfairness,
Is it fair for someone to walk out their front door in the morning and not know if she'll make it back alive at the end of the day? Is it fair for her to have to attend the funerals of a dozen people her own age before she's ten? Is it fair for the police to not protect her and her neighbors because they're either paid off by or afraid of the gangs? Is it fair that she gets spit on, ridiculed, and physically assaulted every day because she's the only white person in her neighborhood and one of the only white people in her school? I know what unfairness is, probably better than most, so take your lecture and shove it.
I hope you get better. giving you my blood wasn't easy. My blood pressure dropped and I collapsed. I will still do it again
Sincerely, I hope lots of others donate to
Dear English Teacher,
The curtains and sky are blue because blue is my favorite color.
Sincerely, the Author
Please stop hating on religion, period.
Sincerely, There are bigots in every religion, not just one or two.
Sorry for clogging the toilet..
Sincerely, I had to keep wiping
Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Sincerely, want to get married?
Dear girl who walked into a room full of hot boys in the cupcake P.J.s grandma got you,,
You were more gorgeous like that than you would have been in make up
Sincerely, just sayin'
Dear Obama haters who think he's both a Marxist and a Muslim,
Marxism teaches that religion is the opiate of the people. Islam is a religion. Marxism and Islam conflict.
Sincerely, someone with a basic grasp of logic.
You do know that woman are mammals, right? Were supposed to grow hair down there.
Sincerely, just got a rash from over-waxing
Saying that "only God can judge me" doesn't make what you're doing any more okay.
Sincerely, it's just an excuse.