Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Sincerely, your twin on the bottom bunk
Students give you apples for a reason.
Sincerely, Snow White
Please send my regards to global warming. Karma's a b****.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Just Wondering
Dear Person using the Big Bang Theory to study for Biology,
I am a theoretical physicist. Not a biologist.
Sincerely, Dr Sheldon Cooper
Dear Michael Jackson,
Dear girl who said she could get ten times the number of guys I could,
Well... i have 0
Sincerely, 10 x 0 = 0
Dear older brother who got the mustache tattooed on your finger ,
Please don't show me your 'thinking face' in public
Sincerely, completely embarrassed for laughing that hard
I actually DO play the Mario Kart game you bought me. I love it! I just don't play it around you, because I get so into it that I scream horrible things at Princess Peach and I don't think you wanna hear that
Sincerely, your daughter with a mouth like a sailor
I will find you...
Sincerely, Hand Sanitizer
Dear power outage,
Thank you for ending when I said lumos
Sincerely, my friends think I'm a wizard
Please stop going in bars when you're underage... or at least, go in another bar!!! You're not supposed to see me like this!
Sincerely, a 25 year-old teacher who goes in bars and is tired of running into students!
Dear Drunk people,
Just because you CAN'T dance, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T dance.
Dear $800 sweater,
Are you made of unicorn hair?