Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
Sincerely, do you know how many people in the world don't have access to even education, let alone laptops?
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Sincerely, sick and tired of all the idiots in the world.
If I can walk into the first day of a course, take the book, never attend a day save the midterm and the final, and still ace both tests leaving me with an A+, there's something wrong.
Sincerely, Why am I paying thousands of dollars for a talking textbook that only functions in 45 minute interva
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Sincerely, the ticked off girlfriend with a field hockey stick
Please don't ask me to tell you me course load for next year "again" when I haven't told it to you at all yet.
Sincerely, Your daughter who only *just* finished signing up for classes
Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Sincerely, we're not all British
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear Amazing Friend,
Please don't make me wait another year for you to like me back.
Sincerely, your biggest yet most unknown supporter and friend.
Dear people who say we'll all die from ebola,
Of course we will. Just like we all died from swine flu, avian flu, SARS and mad cow disease?
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Sincerely, Trust me, I don't want to be your friend either
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Dear "gay people will ruin the sanctity of marriage",
If you need to compare your marriage to those of others for it to have meaning, then you are the one with a weak marriage.
Sincerely, the sanctity of your marriage relies on you and your partner, not on other people.
Please stop having sex at midnight on a Thursday. I am sick and have class at eight tomorrow, I just want to sleep.
Sincerely, your roommate who just needs to go to bed
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Sincerely, a heterosexual semi-Christian