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Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Dear guy,
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Dear society,
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Dear attractive older boy,
When you pulled out the chair for me, looked into my eyes, and were polite and gentlemanly the whole night, I started to like you. And then you told one of my friends that you thought I was really pretty and then I knew I was in love. You took the time to talk to me and notice me. Thank you.
Dear Americans,
What the hell is Gatorade??
Dear Hogwarts,
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Dear "the early bird gets the worm",
Well the worm got up and died.
Dear The Learning Channel,
Learning (noun)-the act or process of acquiring knowledge or skill.
Dear boys,
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Dear ex,
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Dear Gandalf,
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Dear guests,
Please stop taking clothes off the rack and leaving them in random places all over the store. Thanks.
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
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