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Dear Catherine of Aragon,
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no heir.
Dear Waldo,
Care to join us?
Dear midwife who just fainted during my first child's birth,
Where did you go to school!?!?
Dear Juliet,
Now that's how you fake a death.
Dear world,
Come to the nerdy side...
Dear 7th grader who hit on me during 5th period lunch,
I told you I was a teacher. Now do you believe me?
Dear Mark Twain,
Thank you for being the funniest man to ever walk the planet!
Dear cute lifeguards,
I hope you can't tell that I just farted.
Dear cats,
Why do you get to poop inside?
Dear mom,
Taking the TV remote doesn't stop me from watching TV. I can manually turn it on and change the channel as I please.
Dear boys I babysit,
Please stop looking at my belly button when I take you to the water park. I already told you: girls do not pee out of their belly buttons.
Dear Domino's pizza is now served with real cheese,
What were you using before...?!?!?!
Dear tissue box,
Are you mocking my allergies by having a field of flowers on your box?
Dear TLC channel,
Thanks for airing the show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."
Dear robot,
If you do the robot is it still called the robot, or just dancing?
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