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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear little brother,
No no, "condo" is short for condominium.
Dear Facebook,
I heard twitters replacing you. #suckstosuck #karma
Dear video,
Stop with the buffering every six seconds!
Dear Mom,
Yes, I drew Pacman eating my chicken pox. I'm bored, okay?
Dear underwater hair,
Thanks for making me feel like a mermaid.
Dear Procrastination,
Thank you for showing me how productive I can be in such short amounts of time.
Dear doctors,
Just because I'm a teenager does not mean I lie about being sexually active.
Dear Christians,
If you don't believe in evolution, then explain how my charmander becomes a charizard.
Dear Viagra commercials,
Why do you show men surfing, running, and hiking?
Dear baking soda,
How is it that you're good for baking AND cleaning toilet bowls?
Dear grandma,
Please continue to play poker till 2am, giggle when you tell me your new car has a sunroof, and yell at the elderly drivers for driving too slow.
Dear guys,
I hear "OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE" from your girlfriends more often than you do.
Dear student looking down and moving his arms under the desk,
I really hope you're texting...
Dear people who say there is nothing to fear but fear itself,
You have obviously never had four missed calls from your mother.
Dear Will Ferrell,
Have you ever been in a movie where you weren't crazy?
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