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Dear Internet,
But I NEED all those tabs...
Dear mother starting to date again,
When did the parenting roles get reversed?
Dear guy on the bus watching my favorite movie ,
Thanks for noticing I was watching two seats away and for deciding to sit with me
Dear people crying in movies or music videos,
Why do you always look perfect with tears running down your face?
Dear people who say stereotypes aren't true,
They had to come from somewhere.
Dear birds,
Please realize that no matter how fast you are flying, I still win.
Dear red velvet cup-cake,
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me. Infect me with your loving, fill me with your poison.
Dear Movie theaters,
The day you start checking purses for food is the day I stop going to the movies.
Dear dad that started cooking bacon while I'm still in bed at 10:00 on Saturday morning,
Well played...
Dear Dad,
Does this mean I can start going out with men four times my age?
Dear 5 year old self,
Let's switch. You can be the high schooler you always dreamed of being. You can be big and wear make up and drive a car. And I get my naptime and coloring books!
Dear boy who volunteered to photograph the girl's volleyball game,
All of these photos are of the girls' butts.
Dear "they're more afraid of you than you are of them",
Really? Because I'd say you'd have to be pretty brave to crawl into a giant's bed while they're sleeping and bite them multiple times.
Dear Americans,
Please, read me before "quoting" me.
Dear 3rd grade student,
Please continue drawing "a cute angel" when the test called for an "acute angle."
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