Dear Mr. Trump,
It is possible to kill two birds with one stone. Please take that mutated beaver pelt off your head and insert it firmly in your mouth.
Dear Mr. Alarm Clock,
I understand that you do not enjoy the relationship Bed & I have, but if you really are bothered by it, maybe you should find a morning person who would appreciate your attention. It's not you, it's me. I can't stop loving Bed.
Thanks for this beautiful life and forgive me if I dont love you enough.
Sincerely, your child
Please stop getting mad at me for not being able to watch a show about sex crimes anymore.
Sincerely, I know that you think what happened to me is a joke.
Dear A fellow gamer,
I don't play games all day. I sit on my ass and do homework, so I can try and get a job in one of the worst cities to do so. I work hard to make sure it's not all in vain. Then, when the crushing reality of life comes knocking and trying to puch me over the edge of insanity, i turn on my gaming console of choice and watch those inhibitions wash away as I enter into a world that is so much better than my own.
Sincerely, Not just a gamer. A gamer trying to survive.
Dear gaming friends,
Please realise that we may play on different systems, playing different games using different controls. So when you ask us to play multiplayer, and just end up killing us in 2 seconds, its not fun. We don't expect to win, but being able to do something makes it fun, waiting to respawn is not.
Sincerely, PC gamer struggling with a console controller
Dear friends and family,
I'm sorry that I can't tell you what my future is going to be. I'm still figuring myself out and I can only ask for support from you.
Sincerely, a college-aged kid who doesn't know what to do with her life
Please don't ever treat my sister how you treated me. Don't call her a brat or anything like you called me. Don't lie to her and don't make all of her emotions about you. Don't hurt her.
Sincerely, your child, the one you kicked out.
Please stop feeding your cat vegan cat food. It's a carnivore, and you're slowly killing it.
Sincerely, If you want a vegan pet, get a hamster.
Please EXIT! I can't take being THIS pregnant anymore!
Sincerely, Your mother loves you so why do you hate me?!
I know that my cousin is here at the same college, and that he has all these issues. But I have my own life, I'm not spending all my freetime to be waiting on him hand and foot.
Sincerely, Not a slave
So come on and let me know...SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?
Sincerely, Great Britain
Please stop wanting attention when I am sleeping. Or using the restroom. Or eating. I give you attention when I am not doing any of these things and you reject me. Why?
Sincerely, tired, hungry, and scratched owner.
Dear Angry person on the phone,
Mmhmm. Mmm. Yeah. Excuse m- Yup. Mmhm. Hmm.
Sincerely, the intern with literally no power who would direct you to the proper department if you'd let me spe