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Dear friends,
Please acknowledge the fact that it is my birthday next time.
Dear non-believing friend,
You have no problem talking about your latest high or how drunk you got last night, yet as soon as I bring up something about what I did in church, you roll your eyes and complain about how much you "hate religion"?
Dear world,
My neighbor is an Italian shaman whose favorite hobby is to cook Norwegian food and sing opera while walking on coal.
Dear world,
what happened to all men (and women) created equal? equal rights should be a thing for everyone, not just to those who fit the "norm" of todays world.
Dear people who claim high school relationships never last,
My sister and her husband starting dating when they were 16. He proposed to her on their ninth anniversary.
Dear overly religious people,
Personally I would never want to worship a god who tells me to hate anybody. My god just wants love. No matter the form it comes in.
Dear Disney's "Planes",
Psh. We all know it's just "Cars" in the sky. What's next? "Boats"? "Helicopters"?
Dear People asking for a biracial Disney couple,
Try Pocahontas.
Dear cupid,
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Dear Hermione did it first,
Hermione is known in the books for wonderfully bushy and out of control hair
Dear sweatpants and sweatshirts,
Thank you for always being there for me.
Dear People Who Have Asked,
No, I didn't enlist in the Marines a year after my boyfriend did to 'follow him in' so that I could 'see him more often'. That's like saying he was an engineer and I also wanted to be an engineer so I went to a school all the way across the country from him a year later so that I could 'be with him more'. Except I get to see him less because vacation days while on a tour of duty suck compared to college vacations. Are you stupid?
Dear burglars,
You should've seen your face!
Dear unwanted leg hair,
Please stop trying to grow on us. There are lots of men out there who would love to have better beards, why don't you go grow on them!
Dear Mom,
Couldn't you at least say you were happy for us before yelling at me?
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