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Dear those who live in da hood.,
You think you live in a bad neightborhood? I live in the spaghetto!
Dear people having a bad day,
If Britney Spears could make it through 2007, you can make it through today.
Dear Procrastination,
Thank you for making me possible.
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Dear friend on Facebook,
I only keep you on my list because you have now become my daily drama show.
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Dear Rock, Paper, Scissors,
You're doing it wrong.
Dear those new to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock,
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Dear Winter,
We have enough snow now!
Dear new roommate,
Life would be much easier if we could get over this first awkward phase so I could comfortably fart wherever I needed to.
Dear "DearBlankPleaseBlank",
I blame you for my failing grades.
Dear babies,
Please stop being so cute! My wife keeps wanting more of you, but I don't think I can handle any more diaper changes...
Dear spider,
Could you have picked a better spot to hang out than the bathroom?
Dear Voldemort,
Who do you think you are? Running round leaving scars...
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