Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Sincerely, talk about bullying.
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear world at large,
Why does everyone hate Nickelback?! I'm so confused! Is this a running joke I missed or something??
Sincerely, girl who actually likes their songs
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Please understand how head over heels i am in love with you still
Sincerely, the one guy who likes you and looks your way
Please realize that just because you weren't here when I did my chores, and therefore didn't see me do them, it doesn't mean I didn't do them, and just because I missed a few spots on the floor while sweeping doesn't mean I didn't sweep.
Sincerely, Really? I have extra chores tomorrow for the chores I "didn't" do???
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Dear Annoying People talking about relationships and being single,
Sincerely, I come on here to laugh not to hear about your relationship
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Sincerely, dentists and orthodontists
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
Sincerely, I'm calling my wedding off if that happens
Dear people who have opinions on everything,
Please use facts to back up aforementioned opinions. You sound like ignorant, emotional fools when you don't.
Please move Minecraft's engine from the resource sucking Java to the much better DirectX. And while you're at it, could you please optimize the game for multi core CPUs? There is no excuse for the game to use only four cores on a six core CPU and then shove 80% of the load onto only one of those four, while the remaining three get the rest.
Sincerely, longtime Minecraft player
Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Sincerely, yes, I'm a recovering jerk.