Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
Sincerely, the younger generation
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Stop complaining about how long it takes you to grade stuff.
Sincerely, you assigned it!
Horses don't have periods. Cows, mice, rabbits, dogs, cats, mooses (meese?), reindeer, antelope don't have periods, and they can all reproduce just fine, Why, oh why, are we the unlucky ones?
Sincerely, lady in pain
Dear " I didn't have iPod/Phone/as a kid",
It's pretty easy to not have something that DIDN'T EXIST when you were a kid.
Sincerely, if you were a kid now, you would have a iPod
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Sincerely, Self Proclaimed Narcissistic Douche
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Sincerely, I really had to go.
Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Sincerely, Wendy and Bella
Dear girls wanting Disney to make a certain type of princess so more people feel beautiful,
I'm white and healthy and I don't relate to any of the current princesses.
Sincerely, Never fell in love with a beast, had an evil step mother or found prince charming
Stop telling me that I should "cover up" so that boys will stop staring. According to that logic, I should stop crossing roads because some people drive too fast.
Dear preppy girls in my math class,
"I didn't really like her. She wasn't that pretty." I can just imagine what you think of me.
Sincerely, thank you for giving me a justifiable reason to hate you
Ogling at me is not flattering, it's creepy and I'm not interested anyways.
Sincerely, an asexual girl focused on other things
Dear boy I like,
Please make a move so we can move forward in our relationship instead of playing scaredy-cat. You know how I feel and I know you like me. I've tried.
Sincerely, the girl who likes you
Dear psych professor,
Please help! I think we all have OCD, GAD, bipolar and cyclothrmia!!
Sincerely, maybe the definition's too broad?