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Dear Candace,
Why dont you just take a picture of Phineas and Ferb?
Dear Luke,
Who's your daddy?
Dear Summer,
I want you back. Sure, winter break was cute, but he was kind of cold to me. Spring break was totally hot and awesome, but it didn't last long. I seriously want you now hot stuff.
Dear 2am,
We have got to stop having this affair; 6:30am is starting to get suspicious.
Dear cop behind me,
Please turn, please turn, please turn!!!
Dear LMFAO,
You are the whitest black guys I have ever seen.
Dear nurses assisting on my operation,
I told you it was "that time of month" so you could help me get to the bathroom after I woke up... not so you could change my pad while I was still unconscious.
Dear guy at the club trying to grind on me,
I just farted.
Dear sheep I saw huddled together in a pasture off the side of the road,
So, what's the game plan?
Dear iPad,
The guys might not get it, but when you first were created we all laughed.
Dear guy I have a crush on,
You're the reason I get up in the morning <3.
Dear Facebook ,
Please add ridin' solo as a relationship status.
Dear hot chocolate ,
I think you're pretty hot.
Dear Adele,
I can help you with the "fire burning in your heart."
Dear chocolate milk,
Please stay in my nose when I laugh.
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