Dear my dearly beloved cousin,
Please turn your music down. You may have earbuds in, but I can still hear every beat, word, and song you're listening to.
Sincerely, it's midnight, I just wanna go to sleep...
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
Yep, I'm totally avoiding you. I helped you out on the homework twice, and now you seem to think I only exist to explain each and every problem for you.
Sincerely, I have my own stuff to do
Only hearing about your presidential candidates through memes is... interesting
Sincerely, good luck USA
Dear young girls,
Please don't think that anyone's telling you you can't go into science. Just because there's more boys doesn't mean you can't do just as well, if not better. Go and bridge that gap! Break down those walls! You go, girl! Kick some butt!
Sincerely, A girl studying biology and LOVING IT! :)
Dear English schools for international students,
Please pay your teachers for lesson preparation.
Sincerely, your part-time employee, part-time slave
Dear videogame companies,
Please stop rushing to develop new games.
Sincerely, gamers who have to pay high prices for recent crap games.
Please don't talk about me and my problems in the car as if I am not there when I am.
Sincerely, The son that doesn't seem to fit into his own family
Dear Leash Holder,
Please release the tight hold you have. My ability to sway back to you is defeating and enticing at the same time. Just because our physical connection was like no other, it doesn't mean you can linger forever. Like you said, the timing was wrong even though I wanted it to be right. This is wrong.
Sincerely, Girl on a Short Leash
Please stop trying to change my mind when my mind is not yet made up. I don't know if I want to get married. I don't know if I want to have kids. I'm on the fence. Please wait until I've decided something before trying to change my decision. Give me some time to figure things out.
Sincerely, the woman whose biological clock may be broken
Dear society (generally middle aged people),
Just because I am young, it doesn't mean I'm a bad driver. In fact, I drive over 10 hours a day for a living, pulling weights you've never towed before, in all sorts of conditions, without benefits of things like hill start assist or reversing cameras. Do not tell me I'm not experienced as you, just because you were driving when I was born. Do not tell me I am a bigger danger on the road, just because you're vehicle is newer.
Sincerely, most of the arrogance I've seen comes from impatient 50 year olds with a mid life crisis.
Please make more hours in the day so I can sleep AND get my work done.
Sincerely, too much homework
Please remember that just because you think we work menial jobs, we are still humans. We work these jobs and if we didn't, you would be pissed that you aren't getting "the help you deserve". If you are kind to us, we will be more apt to be kind to you and go out of our way to make sure you have what you need.
Sincerely, The "worthless" worker who loves her job most days.
Dear other humans,
If you criticize the way that I do something, then please be prepared to answer the question, "How would you like me to do it differently?" If you can't answer, you haven't really gotten anywhere.
Sincerely, Frustrated human