Dear people complaining about their jobs,
Please try to be thankful that you at least have a job. Millions of people would love to have your "problem."
Sincerely, a recent grad who applied for 50 jobs and still doesn't have one
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Sincerely, frustrated girl with muscuar dystrophy.
Why does saying "proud to be black"is ok, but saying "proud to be white" is racism?
Dear High School girls,
If you have to cover your ass with your hand when you're walking upstairs, then your skirt is too short.
Sincerely, I really didn't want to see that.
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Sincerely, il show you annoying, ill be a case of chronic stick in the ass
Dear Chickens of the world,
Please forgive me for eating your babies. I'm sorry! Would you rather have me eat you instead ... ?
Sincerely, but eggs are so YUMMY
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Sincerely, crying in the bathroom because of all the names I hear people call me when I walk by.
Dear Grocery Store,
Please open more cash registers when it's busy.
Sincerely, Impatiently, Someone who counts other people's items in the Express Lane
Dear Blind people,
Why do you walk your dogs soo much.
Please stop believing that there is one type of Christian. I hate being stereotyped just as much as you do.
Sincerely, Christian who believes in evolution, pro-choice, universal healthcare, gay rights, and most importan
Dear douche bags who wear sweats to school and give me weird looks,
Wearing a bow tie to school isn't "gay" like you think. I just care about how I look.
Sincerely, straight preppy guy with a girlfriend.
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Sincerely, why would they do that?
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Sincerely, you just ruined my cum laude chances
Dear fashion designers,
Please make colored jeans that aren't skinny jeans.
Sincerely, size 14 with a sense of style.