Since when have curvy and fat become synonyms?
Sincerely, there's a difference!
Your bra and other undergarments are not pockets. Please excuse the disgusted look on my face as I douse your money in lysol.
Sincerely, Your Disgusted Cashier
Dear man looking at me on the bus,
Just because I'm Muslim doesn't mean I have a bomb under my shirt,
Sincerely, I obviously have my AK-47 under there.
Dear people who invented energy drinks,
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Sincerely, students everywhere.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Sincerely, you're angry and I get the best of both worlds. Have fun with that.
Please tell me why an "A" is now an expected grade when it used to be F for failure, D for bad, C for average, B for Good, and A for damn near perfect?
Sincerely, Solid B/B+ student not accepted to college
How do you live without peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Sincerely, a mildly culture shocked American
Please give us more than 13 seconds to pack our stuff up
Sincerely, there's still 5 minutes left my ass
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Sincerely, sick of being mistaken for a pot head
Dear overweight people,
If I don't have a right to comment on your body, you don't have a right to comment on mine. Deal?
When we say "I hate boys" it means "I hate boys who I thought were nice but actually turned out to be jerks and I definitely don't hate all boys."
Sincerely, we don't actually ever think that you're all jerks
I'm violently throwing up and you expect me to go to a doctor's to figure out if something is wrong with me?!?!
Sincerely, Not paying 200+ dollars out of pocket just to find out what I already know
Dear waiters and watresses,
Please don't ask me if I am a vampire when I ask what has garlic in it and laugh in my face when I say no.
Sincerely, a girl whose throat will close up if she eats garlic
Dear Fellow Teenagers,
We don't need to text every second of every day, and 99% if a text is an emoji or a word like okay, yeah, or yup it is acceptable for it the be the end of the conversation. It isn't that I don't like you or don't want to talk to you, I just don't want to text you every second of my life long past when we've run out of anything to say.
Sincerely, Tired of being connected to my phone