Please acknowledge the fact that it is my birthday next time.
Sincerely, I know you can see it on facebook
Dear non-believing friend,
You have no problem talking about your latest high or how drunk you got last night, yet as soon as I bring up something about what I did in church, you roll your eyes and complain about how much you "hate religion"?
Sincerely, I'm not the intolerant one here
My neighbor is an Italian shaman whose favorite hobby is to cook Norwegian food and sing opera while walking on coal.
Sincerely, my neighbor is cooler than yours!
what happened to all men (and women) created equal? equal rights should be a thing for everyone, not just to those who fit the "norm" of todays world.
Sincerely, homosexuals are people too, lets start treating them as such
Dear people who claim high school relationships never last,
My sister and her husband starting dating when they were 16. He proposed to her on their ninth anniversary.
Sincerely, happy to watch them prove you wrong
Dear overly religious people,
Personally I would never want to worship a god who tells me to hate anybody. My god just wants love. No matter the form it comes in.
Sincerely, Christian who understands the true message of The Bible.
Dear Disney's "Planes",
Psh. We all know it's just "Cars" in the sky. What's next? "Boats"? "Helicopters"?
Sincerely, Someone who would like to see new, original children's movies.
Dear People asking for a biracial Disney couple,
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Sincerely, still can't get a girlfriend
Dear Hermione did it first,
Hermione is known in the books for wonderfully bushy and out of control hair
Sincerely, not a single braid down her back
Dear sweatpants and sweatshirts,
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but to lazy to show it
Dear People Who Have Asked,
No, I didn't enlist in the Marines a year after my boyfriend did to 'follow him in' so that I could 'see him more often'. That's like saying he was an engineer and I also wanted to be an engineer so I went to a school all the way across the country from him a year later so that I could 'be with him more'. Except I get to see him less because vacation days while on a tour of duty suck compared to college vacations. Are you stupid?
Sincerely, Girl with her own aspirations and better things to do than follow a guy around
You should've seen your face!
Sincerely, tiny girl with a big gun
Dear unwanted leg hair,
Please stop trying to grow on us. There are lots of men out there who would love to have better beards, why don't you go grow on them!
Sincerely, many females