Dear people looking for work,
Please consider us.
Sincerely, the military
Dear friends who are "too cool" to go to prom,
Have fun sitting at home by yourselves while I'm having a great time with our other friends.
Sincerely, It's a once in a life time experience you'll regret missing
Dear smoking person I passed on my bike this morning,
Please forgive me for fake coughing. That was a seriously jerky move on my part. I have habits just as bad and worse; it's not my place to judge you.
Sincerely, guilty passerby
Dear people who ask me how I get good grades,
My blood type is A positive...
Sincerely, ...so you could say A's run through my veins.
Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,
I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.
Sincerely, 19 year-old girl with 34A size boobs
Dear Facebook users,
There is a simple reason to why there is no dislike button
Sincerely, it promotes bullying
Dear Grey's Anatomy writers,
You do realize that we laugh when we watch your show, right? And we have a drinking game base off it?
Sincerely, real surgeons with nothing better to do outside of the hospital.
Dear Peter pan,
You call it pixie dust, I call it crack!
Sincerely, either way we both get pretty high
Voldemort in French: vol = escape/flight, de = of/from, mort = death. Escape from death.
Sincerely, MIND FREAKING BLOWN.
I have a Dreamcast.
Sincerely, Martin Luther King Jr.
It's not small, it's fun size...
Please learn to use the grass on the side of the road
Sincerely, sorry cars behind me going to work, he'll be done a sec, I swear.
Dear Fat Amy,
Thank you for having lots of pride and no shame.
Sincerely, curvy girls of the world
Dear Latin teacher,
Thanks for says, "That would make you a prostitute." when the girls in my class said they wanted to wear a toga.
Sincerely, that was great.
I'm pretty sure that one of us has a medical degree and twenty years of experience, but if you REALLY want to eat that chocolate cake, don't come crying to me saying you don't know why you went into hyperglycemic shock.
Sincerely, a doctor who is sick of patients ignoring my clear instructions.