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Dear Teachers,
I have the highest grade in your class. I'm obviously paying attention
Dear people who say "I'm not a feminist because I believe in gender equality. I am an egalitarian.",
That's what feminism is! It's not about man hating or gender superiority. It's about bring equal rights to all people, regardless of gender. Also, men can also be feminists, there were in fact men at the Seneca Falls meeting.
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Dear cashier,
Yes, I am just buying my two girls ice cream, and no, my son doesn't get any. He has been throwing a tantrum this entire day, while both of my daughters have been well behaved, so they get rewarded with ice cream, and he doesn't. Please do not try and undercut my authority by giving him a cone anyway.
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Dear idiots at the grocery store,
Please stop saying items must be free if they don't ring the first time
Dear adults,
Please stop assuming just because I stay at my boyfriends I'm going to get pregnant
Dear "did your Russian grandparents see the meteor?",
Can your American aunt see the Statue of Liberty from her Sacramento apartment?
Dear guys,
I wear makeup and nice clothes to school to make myself feel good
Dear coworker,
I told you to not creep up on me while I'm cutting bread. Sorry not sorry about almost stabbing you.
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Dear people in my class school church etc.,
I'm not a freak, I'm not "just repressing it", I don't need a cure, it's not my church's fault. I'm asexual because that's what I am, I'm celibate because that'
Dear best friends teacher,
Please stop imagining we are dating. I just like listening to music and catching up with him at the end of the day.
Dear kids at school,
Please stop acting like little kids. We're high schoolers, and there's no need to go around humping each other and pretending to slap the teacher's butt when she bends over to get something. Really? You guys suck.
Dear Beer,
Please keep making everything okay
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