Dear makers of feminine products,
Just because you started make the boxes/products in pretty colors, doesn't mean I'm going to feel more comfortable about them and prance around showing them off to everyone I meet.
Sincerely, Realistic girl who's not going to pay more for "Totally Teen" *Sparkle Sparkle*
Dear fast food restaurant customer with a complaint,
I understand you have a complaint about your food, but please let the staff member finish preparing a customer's order before barging in demanding their attention. Its a little rude to not wait in line, but to interrupt service to request the manager, who was serving somebody else, is really rude.
Sincerely, all that to complain about a hair in your food that looked suspiciously like your own.
Dear best friend,
Please understand that when I ask you for help on how to be less anxious, "just do it" is not acceptable advice. No matter how many times you say it, I will never understand how to even begin to "just do it".
Sincerely, scared and shy best friend
Dear normally polite well-mannered 5-year-old daughter,
You choose NOW to demonstrate your list of naughty words, scream and cry at the top of your lungs over a perceived slight and make unreasonable demands? Now? While mommy and daddy's friends are over?
Sincerely, Of course it's right now and - Oh look. There are the In-Laws.
There comes a point where more experience doesn't mean you do it better. I've been doing my own laundry for 15 years. Just because you've been doing it for 40 doesn't mean you know better than me.
Sincerely, stop telling me how to run my household
Please, please, please let me see my grades. It's been two weeks, and if I look and see "grade not released" once more, I think my head may explode.
Sincerely, a stressed student who just wants to know if I passed.
Dear people complaining about today's music,
At least we don't live in a world where the entire music industry is dominated by a bunch of talking chipmunks
Headphones save lives.
Sincerely, the one who is going to scream if she hears another Bieber song.
Please stop telling me all the reasons why I shouldn't do something, every time I come up with something new I want to do with my life.
Sincerely, Giving up on trying
Dear Maths book author,
The quiz on your website led to a 3-hour conversation with my crush.
Sincerely, forever grateful geek girl
Dear little kid at the grocery store,
Continue to adventure on in the world where the floor is lava!
Sincerely, an amused 19-year old guy who remembers those good old days.
Are you wayward?
Sincerely, carry on.
Dear mom of four,
Please do not hold your kids' heads under water in the pool. I didn't realize parents had to be told this.
Sincerely, the concerned lifeguard.
Dear equestrian friend,
I don't think the expression "if you fall off, get back on the horse" was meant to be taken so literately and immediately.
Sincerely, we should probably go the hosptial.....