Since when have curvy and fat become synonyms?
Sincerely, there's a difference!
Dear Lesbians at the Hotel Pool,
As much as I agree with gay rights, do you really thinks it is appropriate to basically dry hump each other when my two year old and 7 year old are watching?
Sincerely, Mommy! I want to play with them.
why is it okay for Adele to make an album about her breakups but people make fun of Taylor swift for doing it?
Sincerely, think about it, they are doing the same thing
Dear Step Brother,
Please stop masturbating in the middle of the night
Sincerely, these walls aren't sound proof.
Dear people who invented energy drinks,
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Sincerely, students everywhere.
Your bra and other undergarments are not pockets. Please excuse the disgusted look on my face as I douse your money in lysol.
Sincerely, Your Disgusted Cashier
Dear people who judge me,
Please don't. Just because I like to wear black and spikes and skulls doesn't mean that I'm emo or cutting myself. It just means you know nothing about me but insist you know what I'm like. My friends say I'm the nicest, most generous person they know.
Sincerely, a girl who just loves the color black.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Sincerely, you're angry and I get the best of both worlds. Have fun with that.
I get it. If there was blood coming out of my penis every month, I'd be pretty pissed, too.
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Sincerely, sick of being mistaken for a pot head
Dear douche bag sitting in front of me,
Thanks for that asthma attack you gave me
Sincerely, that bottle of axe should last you at least a day
"Feminists" want women to have equal rights to men. Equal. It's "misandrists" who are crazy men-haters and want female supremacy.
Sincerely, they're not the same thing. Learn the difference.
Dear Fellow Teenagers,
We don't need to text every second of every day, and 99% if a text is an emoji or a word like okay, yeah, or yup it is acceptable for it the be the end of the conversation. It isn't that I don't like you or don't want to talk to you, I just don't want to text you every second of my life long past when we've run out of anything to say.
Sincerely, Tired of being connected to my phone
Dear overweight people,
If I don't have a right to comment on your body, you don't have a right to comment on mine. Deal?
Please understand that it's not just McDonalds that should be blamed for the childhood obesity epidemic. There are other fastfood cooperations and they aren't even the biggest problem. Sugar drinks and the habits provided by the parents should be blamed.
Sincerely, Someone who is educated