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Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Dear college,
If I can walk into the first day of a course, take the book, never attend a day save the midterm and the final, and still ace both tests leaving me with an A+, there's something wrong.
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Dear Mom,
Please don't ask me to tell you me course load for next year "again" when I haven't told it to you at all yet.
Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Dear world,
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear Amazing Friend,
Please don't make me wait another year for you to like me back.
Dear people who say we'll all die from ebola,
Of course we will. Just like we all died from swine flu, avian flu, SARS and mad cow disease?
Dear Frienzoned,
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear "gay people will ruin the sanctity of marriage",
If you need to compare your marriage to those of others for it to have meaning, then you are the one with a weak marriage.
Dear Roommate,
Please stop having sex at midnight on a Thursday. I am sick and have class at eight tomorrow, I just want to sleep.
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Dear Isabel,
Please understand how head over heels i am in love with you still
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