Dear people in tasteless halloween costumes,
9/11, the bombing at the Boston marathon, and Trayvon Martin's death are not funny or clever costumes
Sincerely, it will always be too soon.
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Dear guys standing outside my dorm,
Please shut up. I live on the 3rd floor and my window is closed. I should not be able to hear your conversation word for word, and it should definitely not be able to wake me from a sound sleep!
Sincerely, it's 8 a.m. on a college campus on a weekend.
Please understand that telling everyone that you have a disorder is an awful way to look for attention, considering there are people who really do suffer from it in our school.
Sincerely, I love you, but I'm so ashamed of you.
I hate you, that wasn't your puppy to give away. I bought Romeo with my OWN money!
Sincerely, your pissed daughter
Please know that I saw you all twerking and you're not getting anythingfor christmas.
Sincerely, Santa Clause
Dear colleges telling me I am extraordinary and different,
Oh really? Then why did several of my friends get the exact same emails?
Sincerely, I'm not falling for it and I wasn't planning on going there.
Dear people who think it's awkward seeing their teacher buying condoms at a club grocery shopping etc.,
Newsflash: teachers are people too.
Today, I looked in the mirror, and decided I was pretty.
Sincerely, and you know what? I was.
Huge boobs aren't needed for a girl to have a nice body.
Sincerely, AA cup and rockin it.
Dear Physics Teacher,
Yes, a problem where you have to find the velocity of a girl falling to her death because she's committing suicide can be triggering, or harmful, to some people. It's not funny.
Sincerely, your depressed and formerly suicidal student
Dear driver behind me,
No, I'm not about to run over animals crossing the road just so you can get to you destination 2 minutes faster. You're just going to have to wait. Your horn isn't going to change anything.
Sincerely, its called patience.
Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
Please stop telling me that teenagers think they know everything when I have never claimed to or acted as if I thought I did.
Sincerely, I find it's adults that usually think they know everything