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Dear websites ,
Please revise you're password system so I don't need a number,dash,symbol,gang sign to sign on
Dear upper classmen,
Please stop telling freshmen how lucky they are because their school stress level is close to nothing.
Dear Chemistry teacher,
We are taught our entire school careers that if math is easy, it is probably wrong. Please don't get upset and yell at us for being timid about chem problems. It's math with a ton of variables.
Dear Victoria's Secret,
"Canadian residents must correctly answer a mathematical skill-testing question to redeem prize," is a part of your contest rules.
Dear Mom,
Just that you don't see me studying does not mean that I'm not studying at all
Dear Husbands and Dads of the world,
Please remember to tell your wives and kids how much you love them every day. Just imagine if something were to happen and you didn't have that option anymore.
Dear Marlin,
Just keep swimming.
Dear math geeks,
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
Dear Penny,
What's your last name?!
Dear readers,
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gunna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.
Dear Fellow African Americans,
Please stop saying hateful things because I choose to date a white guy. I'm not shaming my race, nor am I a letdown to my ancestors. They died to give me the right to choose a better life for myself, I'm happy. I work hard, and I found someone that LOVES me even when I'm not lovable. Who cares if he's white, green, purple or red?
Dear Grandma,
Please keep fighting cancer as hard as you can. You can't give up now.
Dear Father,
Please stop trying to make me become a plumber.
Dear employers everywhere,
Please, for the love of God, stop making fill out eight pages of webpage filled with the exact things that are on my resume. I'm a grownup.
Dear Word Processor,
Thank you for your suggestion by automatically altering what I wrote, but you are always wrong, please stop
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