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Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Dear teachers,
Stop complaining about how long it takes you to grade stuff.
Dear women,
Horses don't have periods. Cows, mice, rabbits, dogs, cats, mooses (meese?), reindeer, antelope don't have periods, and they can all reproduce just fine, Why, oh why, are we the unlucky ones?
Dear " I didn't have iPod/Phone/as a kid",
It's pretty easy to not have something that DIDN'T EXIST when you were a kid.
Dear girls,
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Dear neighbor,
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Dear girls wanting Disney to make a certain type of princess so more people feel beautiful,
I'm white and healthy and I don't relate to any of the current princesses.
Dear teacher,
Stop telling me that I should "cover up" so that boys will stop staring. According to that logic, I should stop crossing roads because some people drive too fast.
Dear preppy girls in my math class,
"I didn't really like her. She wasn't that pretty." I can just imagine what you think of me.
Dear boys,
Ogling at me is not flattering, it's creepy and I'm not interested anyways.
Dear boy I like,
Please make a move so we can move forward in our relationship instead of playing scaredy-cat. You know how I feel and I know you like me. I've tried.
Dear psych professor,
Please help! I think we all have OCD, GAD, bipolar and cyclothrmia!!
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
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