if you are going to organise a group event and leave me out of it, please don't post photos up off how much fun you had without me
Sincerely, the left out friend.
I've decided to marry you. I decided this summer but I'm going to wait to ask until we're both near the end of college before I ask.
Sincerely, I love you
Please stop placing all of your responsibility on me. I'm sick and tired of having to do everything that you don't want to do.
Sincerely, your younger tired sister, that you're taking for granted.
Dear friends of another race than me,
Please stop with the offensive jokes. Just because I don't say anything doesn't make it right.
Sincerely, Token Black Friend
Please remove Honey Boo Boo from your channel
Sincerely, arent you supposed to be The Learning Channel?
Please dont side with my parents, i need you on my side because they hate me as it is.
Sincerely, your boyfriend who was disowned by his parents.
Please understand that while I am on the internet much of the time... It doesn't mean I have no life and no friends. It's not my fault that the few friends I have in this town can't ever hang out. Please stop comparing me and my lack of sociality to my extremely popular brother. If he's happy hanging out with a bunch of people that don't really like him... The more power to him. But it's time you realized that I'm not that person and I'd much rather be lazy at home, talking to people I like who live thousands of miles away, than to be with the jerks who live nextdoor.
Sincerely, Happy Online
If you win, I'm legitimately leaving the country.
Sincerely, Me and probably quite a few of other level headed people
Dear extremely religious family,
Please stop giving me books that teach about the evils of homosexuality, telling me that your love me more than I can imagine but you simply hate my "sin", and please stop telling me "inspirational" stories about people in the LGBT+ community who turned straight. I know you have good intentions in mind but it's not helping.
Sincerely, your depressed son who finally got the courage to come out.
Dear former high school bully,
You were so popular and cool back then. I thought it would give me tremendous satisfaction when I saw you at the reunion and learned how badly your life is going. How you're stuck in a dead-end job you hate, and you just had to move back in with your parents after a bitter divorce. I thought I'd relish seeing how broken you are, just like the way you broke me. But it turns out, I just pity you. Holding grudges does no good.
Sincerely, you're not even half the person you used to be. You don't need me to make it worse.
Dear Cute European Girls,
Thank you for finding American accents attractive. I actually feel somewhat attractive now. I know it sounds vain, but that's really done something for my self-esteem...
Sincerely, American in England, finally feeling desirable...
Please stop with the self harm jokes. You never know what people around you could be struggling with.
Sincerely, your friend in the long sleeves
Please keep the love of my life safe on his first deployment.
Sincerely, A Lonely Navy Wife.
Dear princess knight,
Please do exist, I really don't want to be a knight in shining armor.
Sincerely, guy who would love to meet or talk to a princess knight.