Dear Cards Against Humanity,
Thanks for making racism funny again!
Sincerely, Everyone who plays
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Sincerely, a girl who had sex for the first time.
I'm going to kill you!
Never trust women.
Sincerely, John Bobbitt
Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Sincerely, A very devoted and heart-broken fan
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Sincerely, The Boy Who Lived
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
Sincerely, A gamer's girlfriend
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Sincerely, Kim Jong Un
Please realize that just because I am a straight, caucasian male from a middle class family does NOT mean that I am a racist, sexist, elitist and homophobic person.
Sincerely, Guy tired of stereotypes
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Sincerely, A hopeful wizard bored of the muggle world
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Sincerely, trying to breath.
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Sincerely, a boy loner.
Please give me back my heart.
Sincerely, Ex-girlfriend with a hole in her chest.
Please take back your weather.
Sincerely, Lower 48