Dear people who say "Life is short" ,
Life isn't short, life is the longest thing anyone does.
Dear Spanish teacher,
I don't care how many years of spanish you took in high school and college. That doesn't mean how your pronouncing the word any more correct.
Sincerely, I'm Mexican and grew up there.
Dear "Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tank tops all the time",
I happen to be a tomboy who loves wearing short shorts and is extremely fond of her tank tops. Doesn't make me any less of one.
Sincerely, so what?
Dear girl wearing a hot pink sports bra under a white shirt in my Chemistry class,
You can wear whatever you want but please don't be surprised when someone comments on the color of your bra. If you didn't want people to notice your bra then don't be so obvious
Sincerely, think about it
Dear complaining nursing majors in my class,
Please stop whining; I would be concerned if your courseload wasn't difficult. I don't want poorly trained nurses sticking needles in my arm.
Dear "In Ancient Rome homosexuality was encouraged because a man would fight better if he was trying to impress his lover ",
You mean ancient Greece. The Romans frowned upon it.
Sincerely, at least get your facts straight...
Dear aspiring actors,
On a scale of Kristin Stewart to Jim Carrey how well do you show emotion?
Dear girl who called me a 'dumb jock' throughout high school,
I don't know what's better. The fact that I got valedictorian over you, or the fact that I got into your first choice college and you didn't. Either way the look on your face was priceless.
Sincerely, I've been waiting four years to say SUCK IT!
Dear pharmacy that won't refill my medication,
I don't care that it hasn't been 30 days yet! I lost my antidepressants in a car accident and I NEED a refill NOW.
Sincerely, Depressed girl heavily reliant on her Lexapro.
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for practicing and preforming me "Bella's lullaby" because you knew my parents were divorcing and you knew I liked twilight.
Sincerely, Best friend who's a girl and wants to marry you.
Please understand this - Twilight didn't ruin this generation's readers on its own; In fact, bad though it might be, it didn't ruin them at all. Justin Bieber didn't ruin music, either. If one series of books, no matter how bad, and one singer - regardless of any potential - ruined books and music for you, then you weren't much for them in the first place.
Sincerely, Signed, Seventh Sage
Please be accepting of ALL people. Not just gays, atheist, wiccans, and minority groups. I'm really tired of being painted as a judgmental freak just because I'm Caucasian and I believe in God.
Sincerely, I really don't care what you are... Can't we just have fun?
Dear fellow engineering majors,
I know females are rare, but please stop staring at me.
Sincerely, there are plenty of girls in the library go stare at them
The next one of you to be rude to me is getting vomited on.
Sincerely, your cashier who is forced to come in, even though she is sick