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Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. We've been expecting you.
Dear Santa,
Please bring me coal for Christmas.
Dear "popular kid",
If you're "cooler" than me, doesn't that make me "hotter" than you?
Dear person who stole our trashcan,
Well you know how the saying goes, "one man's trash is another man's treasure..."
Dear urbandictionary.com,
Ohhhhhhh.
Dear Washington D.C.,
Calm down, it was just an earthquake. These things happen.
Dear jerk who prank called me at 2am,
I hope you don't mind that I put your number all over the internet.
Dear world,
Want to hear a joke about a vegetable?
Dear NASA,
Looking for intelligent life?
Dear world,
Did you know that if you're about to sneeze and say raspberry, it stops you?
Dear internet,
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Dear teenagers,
We wore our pants like that first!
Dear person in movie who is being chased by a rolling boulder.,
Don't run in front of it! Just run to the side! It won't kill you if you're not in from of it!
Dear butt,
Don't you have a life?
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