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Dear Santa,
I'll leave out an extra cookie if you send me the nice list for guys.
Dear California girls,
I'd much rather have the reputation Katy gave you versus the one Snooki gave me.
Dear nurse who just asked what my method of birth control is,
Uh.... being a lesbian.
Dear boys,
She's does me every morning... for hours.
Dear JK. rowling,
Please write and release "Hogwarts - A History."
Dear Brain,
You forget every homework assignment, but remember all the dialogue from The Princess Bride and Harry Potter...?
Dear fuzz ball,
I do intend to repeatedly slap you, flick you away from me, and watch for signs of life until you prove to me you aren't a bug.
Dear little sister,
Did you really ask if I was a "cereal" killer after I stepped on a cheerio.
Dear Grandma,
Thank you for saying "Yeah, like YOU'VE never done that" to Mum while she was screaming at me!
Dear brother with low self-esteem,
You can't be ugly; you're related to me!
Dear loud popular people,
It's not that I'm quiet. It's just that you never shut up.
Dear baking soda,
You whiten my teeth, remove stains from my clothes and bake in my cookies.
Dear Mom,
I thought you were still at the store...
Dear brother who thought he was old enough to see Paranormal Activity,
Sure you can sleep in my room tonight.
Dear beggar who's sign said, "I bet you $1 you can read this.",
Clever…
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