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Dear Men,
Please realise that the vast majority of women don't dress to impress you. We were leggings/yoga pants because they're comfortable. We wear makeup because it can be fun to experiment with. We get dressed up because we have fun dressing up.
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Dear Stacy,
Your mom has got it goin' on.
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Dear girl with the crop top and jeans with multiple holes,
I'm sorry that my first thought was trashy. You could be one of the nicest people around. But I'm not sorry for thinking your clothes were inappropriate when we have wind chills of -15 degrees Fahrenheit.
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Dear girl who thinks she knows all about Harry Potter,
His name is Ron not Don.
Dear roommate having sex in our room while I'm trying to sleep,
have you no shame?
Dear parents,
Please know that just because I'm 13 doesn't mean I can't make my own religious choices. You might want what's best for me, but that doesn't mean you should force me to keep attending all your Hindu services. I've made it clear that I don't believe in God (in any shape or form). If I can accept you being religious then why can't you accept my non-belief?
Dear boy,
If I had to choose between eating pizza and cuddling with you, I would choose cuddling with you.
Dear Best Friend,
I'm in love with you. I've never met a person who gets me and cherishes me as much as you do.
Dear you what is the difference between a tuna a piano and a tub of glue?,
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Dear ex boyfriend,
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you
Dear Parents,
Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Dear new boyfriend,
Please calm down. I know you are excited about us, but we said we wouldn't rush into anything and that's exactly what we did. I'm still not sure if I'm ready for an "us."
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