Dear websites ,
Please revise you're password system so I don't need a number,dash,symbol,gang sign to sign on
Dear upper classmen,
Please stop telling freshmen how lucky they are because their school stress level is close to nothing.
Sincerely, it was stressful for you four years ago. it's stressful for us too
Dear Chemistry teacher,
We are taught our entire school careers that if math is easy, it is probably wrong. Please don't get upset and yell at us for being timid about chem problems. It's math with a ton of variables.
Sincerely, I don't like being yelled at
Dear Victoria's Secret,
"Canadian residents must correctly answer a mathematical skill-testing question to redeem prize," is a part of your contest rules.
Sincerely, Is that for real?
Just that you don't see me studying does not mean that I'm not studying at all
Dear Husbands and Dads of the world,
Please remember to tell your wives and kids how much you love them every day. Just imagine if something were to happen and you didn't have that option anymore.
Sincerely, Husband and Dad who sometimes forgets.
Just keep swimming.
Dear math geeks,
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
Sincerely, i <3u
What's your last name?!
Sincerely, Every Big Bang Theory fan
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gunna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.
Sincerely, this site still makes my day better
Dear Fellow African Americans,
Please stop saying hateful things because I choose to date a white guy. I'm not shaming my race, nor am I a letdown to my ancestors. They died to give me the right to choose a better life for myself, I'm happy. I work hard, and I found someone that LOVES me even when I'm not lovable. Who cares if he's white, green, purple or red?
Sincerely, A "sistah" who doesn't give one single f*&K that you don't approve
Please keep fighting cancer as hard as you can. You can't give up now.
Sincerely, your granddaughter's wedding is only 2 weeks away.
Please stop trying to make me become a plumber.
Sincerely, Son who's not taking your shit, or plunging it.
Dear employers everywhere,
Please, for the love of God, stop making fill out eight pages of webpage filled with the exact things that are on my resume. I'm a grownup.
Sincerely, Burned out and a little offended