Dear guy that works next door,
Please stop asking me out. I work 55 hours a week and go to school at night.
Sincerely, just graduated with honors and determined to do it again.
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Sincerely, you go girl, rock that mini dress, just thought you should know it isn't a necessity
Dear dear vegetarians,
Please how do you do it
Thanks for saying I look better without makeup. Now, if I have permission, I'm going to continue to wear a lot of makeup because I like it. Thanks.
Sincerely, not everything girls do is about boys
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop saying I cut myself for attention and that only
Sincerely, Depression is a serious issue
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Sincerely, I'm going to be a Counselor soon, and I deserve at least one good year!
Dear girl that loves to spread lies,
Please shut up already, nobody believes you anyway.
Sincerely, even the teachers hate you
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
Dear overzealous political correctness pushers,
There is honestly nothing I can say that won’t offend you, so I'm done trying. It's your choice to be offended and the world doesn't exist to cater to your needs. By claiming we shouldn't talk about anything deemed "offensive," you're censoring some really important conversations that need to be had.
Dear textbook word problems,
Please stop trying to make everything sound all diverse and all-inclusive. It's not working.
Sincerely, "LaToya, Heidi, Suzuki, Josefina and Joe went out for lunch..."
Please, go ahead and tell everyone I'm psycho but leave out the part where you were a complete asshole with no respect for anyone.
Sincerely, the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Sincerely, why would they do that?
Dear Men who complain about women keeping their phones in their bras,
Where would you like us to put them??
Sincerely, our pants don't have pockets.
You won't be missed