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Dear guy that works next door,
Please stop asking me out. I work 55 hours a week and go to school at night.
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Dear dear vegetarians,
Please how do you do it
Dear boys,
Thanks for saying I look better without makeup. Now, if I have permission, I'm going to continue to wear a lot of makeup because I like it. Thanks.
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop saying I cut myself for attention and that only
Dear Gods of Learning,
Please, please give me a good class this year, so I can rock as a teacher!
Dear girl that loves to spread lies,
Please shut up already, nobody believes you anyway.
Dear Bacon,
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
Dear overzealous political correctness pushers,
There is honestly nothing I can say that won’t offend you, so I'm done trying. It's your choice to be offended and the world doesn't exist to cater to your needs. By claiming we shouldn't talk about anything deemed "offensive," you're censoring some really important conversations that need to be had.
Dear textbook word problems,
Please stop trying to make everything sound all diverse and all-inclusive. It's not working.
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please, go ahead and tell everyone I'm psycho but leave out the part where you were a complete asshole with no respect for anyone.
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Dear Men who complain about women keeping their phones in their bras,
Where would you like us to put them??
Dear Joffrey,
You won't be missed
Dear Mom,
I know the past year has been really rough on both of us, but please stop taking it out on me...
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