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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Jobs I applied for,
Please think about getting back to me sooner. I found a better job while waiting, and 3 months is a dang long time to wait to hear that I wasn't accepted.
Dear ex boyfriend ,
Acne cleared up, lost 25 lbs, and learning how to box.
Dear Bing,
At least We Have Doodles
Dear visiting in-laws,
Please remember that there are latches on our toilet lids for three reasons: your very active, inquisitive grandchildren. When you leave the lids up, those latches are rendered completely ineffective.
Dear Dad,
Please Stop singing "Everyday I'm suffering."
Dear Apple,
Please "If you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone."
Dear visting USS George Washington Sailor,
Please don't leave, you just got here.
Dear boys,
We like sandwiches too!
Dear everyone,
Please leash your dogs on walks. Your dog is small but wants to kill my large, leashed dog. If it gets here and bites her, it won't survive.
Dear men who use public restrooms,
Please learn to freakin aim
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Dear Lord,
Thank you for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine.
Dear World,
Why does everyone bully me but leave comma, semi-colon, question mark, and exclamation point alone?
Dear Rihanna,
Please leave the diamonds to me
Dear Skittles,
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
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