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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear shower,
Thank you for masking my sobbing from the rest of the house.
Dear experienced RN,
Please stop telling me I'll become as jaded as you, that I'll stop caring, and that there's no way I'll be able to stay nice and sweet. Don't talk down to me because I choose to see the good in people, that I choose to give them the benefit of the doubt, and that I choose to work my ass off to make them feel better. You can condescend all you want, I'm holding onto my naivete as long as I can. Because when I get to be like you, it'll be time to quit.
Dear people who can't spell,
Please, it is spelled definitely, D E F I N I T E L Y
Dear Next Girl,
Please I just want a girl who's honest enough to leave her phone face up while we hang out.
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Dear Steven Moffat,
Please realize that not all Whovians and Sherlockers hate you. I look up to as a writer.
Dear People on My Hall,
Kindly please stop trying to perfect the lift from Dirty Dancing in the middle of the hall at 11 PM on a Monday night. People are trying to work. And sleep.
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
Dear Family.,
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Dear Chris Brown,
At least when I make hits, nobody gets hurt.
Dear college dorm form,
How the hell am I supposed to put in my seven digit student ID, when my student ID is clearly only six digits?
Dear everyone,
Please don't make me come down there.
Dear Boyfriend,
Please help me raise OUR son, and stop playing video games all the time.
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