I filled out a job application for you and suddenly my inbox is being spammed like crazy. Seriously, how classless of you using job applications to get peoples' e-mails to sell to scam websites.
Sincerely, never going to Macy's again
Please tell me why you always complain your exhausted and then waste energy on stupid things we don't need?
Sincerely, Like growing weird little nipple hairs I pluck off anyway
Dear customer who looked at me like I was idiot when I asked what kind when they ordered a small,
We have 24 flavors.
Sincerely, I'm going to need a little more to go on.
Dear Harry Potter,
Please tell me, did you just burn Quirrell's face off with your bare hands?
Sincerely, This is darker than I remember