Dear professors telling me to always speak up to my superiors because "the squeaky wheel gets the oil",
Or it gets thrown out and replaced by a non-squeaky wheel.
Sincerely, your jaded student
Dear Dreamy Courtesy Clerk,
Please ask me on a date, I think you have the most amazing smile and you make coming to work worth wile. I would quit without you.
Sincerely, Smitten Cashier
Why did the "M" in your name change from "Music" to "Maternity"?
Please stop making me view everything as a slide show
Sincerely, A dude who would rather view everything on one page