Dear Justin Timberlake,
We're very sorry but you cannot return sexy unless you have a receipt.
Baby don't herd me. Don't herd me. No more.
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you're overreacting.
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Sincerely, a woman crying alone with doritos
Dear physics teacher,
You made my day when, upon hearing me complain that I only got 2 hours of sleep, you told me to get a different boyfriend.
Sincerely, did you just make a sex joke??
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
I see how you work now. With images impossible for humans to read, there is no way a robot would be able to read it either. But I want to use this webpage!
Sincerely, you're damn right I entered the verification code wrong first time!