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Dear Microsoft,
Please move Minecraft's engine from the resource sucking Java to the much better DirectX. And while you're at it, could you please optimize the game for multi core CPUs? There is no excuse for the game to use only four cores on a six core CPU and then shove 80% of the load onto only one of those four, while the remaining three get the rest.
Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Dear 2010's,
By now, I thought we'd have flying cars, personal robots, and a cure for cancer. What a disappointment you have been.
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Dear job seeker,
If you do not meet our minimum requirements, and are not willing to do so, you will not get a job. No, the fact that you are female, or Hispanic does not change anything, and it is not discrimination for us to hire someone else.
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Dear drama students,
Please save the drama for your llama.
Dear everyone ,
The world is a great place, but media shows it as cruel and horrible, not caring and restoring
Dear teeth,
Please explain the point of only being able to re-grow once...
Dear people who try to win in an argument online,,
Remember to use "your" and "you're" correctly.
Dear parents,
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear brother,
Saying "yo mama is so stupid she only had stupid children" does not work with you
Dear classmates,
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
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