Thank you for masking my sobbing from the rest of the house.
Sincerely, girl who broke up with her boyfriend for selfish reasons.
Dear experienced RN,
Please stop telling me I'll become as jaded as you, that I'll stop caring, and that there's no way I'll be able to stay nice and sweet. Don't talk down to me because I choose to see the good in people, that I choose to give them the benefit of the doubt, and that I choose to work my ass off to make them feel better. You can condescend all you want, I'm holding onto my naivete as long as I can. Because when I get to be like you, it'll be time to quit.
Sincerely, nursing student
Dear people who can't spell,
Please, it is spelled definitely, D E F I N I T E L Y
Sincerely, not a grammar nazi, it just bugs me
Dear Next Girl,
Please I just want a girl who's honest enough to leave her phone face up while we hang out.
Sincerely, the Ex-Boyfriend
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Sincerely, let's be real here, nobody sane is gonna wear that...
Dear Steven Moffat,
Please realize that not all Whovians and Sherlockers hate you. I look up to as a writer.
Sincerely, But every episode you write gives me a new irrational fear.
Dear People on My Hall,
Kindly please stop trying to perfect the lift from Dirty Dancing in the middle of the hall at 11 PM on a Monday night. People are trying to work. And sleep.
Sincerely, have to read 100 pages before class tomorrow
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
Sincerely, not a vampire either...
Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Sincerely, The Next Female Jedi.
Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Sincerely, so don't tell me I'm too young. I already know.
Dear Chris Brown,
At least when I make hits, nobody gets hurt.
Sincerely, Frank Ocean
Dear college dorm form,
How the hell am I supposed to put in my seven digit student ID, when my student ID is clearly only six digits?
Sincerely, in fact, all of your students have six digit codes. What were you thinking?
Please don't make me come down there.