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Dear boy,
Please don't pressure girls into sending you pictures.
Dear people who complain about obese people using the motorized carts,
Did you ever think that maybe they ARE handicapped?
Dear car owners,
Please stop bringing me your car for an oil change after driving for two hours.
Dear stranger,
I hope you get better. giving you my blood wasn't easy. My blood pressure dropped and I collapsed. I will still do it again
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Dear "Christians",
Pretty sure we are called to love EVERYONE, including homosexuals, because their sin is no greater than ours. Jesus died for all of us, not some of us. It's not your job to judge, it's His.
Dear ignorant people,
Please realize that anorexia and bulimia sufferers aren't attention whores. They are people with a real mental disorder.
Dear VALUED irate customers,
Please don't put your brain on your butt. Shouting and acting like an uncivilized homo sapiens will bring you to the dark world. I also have feelings.
Dear 21 year old costumer,
Sir, my boobs do not tell you tonight's specials, please stop looking at them.
Dear English Teacher,
The curtains and sky are blue because blue is my favorite color.
Dear america ,
In 25 states it legal for you marry your cousin but in only 9 gay marriage is legal
Dear parents,
I sleep too much, you complain. I don't get enough sleep, you complain. I eat to much, you complain. I don't eat enough, you complain. I get too much homework, you complain. I don't spend enough time studying, you complain. I'm always in my room, you complain. I go out too much, you complain.
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop wondering who I've been hanging out with recently. I have hung out with the same people before and after your break up with your boyfriend. I'm not your spy.
Dear internet,
Isn't it funny that, besides the entire amusing post, you notice only the typo.
Dear everyone,
Please stop hating on religion, period.
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