Please don't make me wake up early.
Sincerely, wish break would continue
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Sincerely, your 18 year old big sister who loves you anyway
Dear people complaining about the new Cartoon Network shows,
You do know that they have at least half of the old shows on Netflix...
Sincerely, watching Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends all day
Dear friends who took care of me while I was drunk and weepy,
Thank you so much for that...and for still being my friends afterwards.
Sincerely, I would do the same for you