Dear My Best Friend,
Please understand that I am not sadden because you are dating my ex-girlfriend, it's quite the opposite. I am extremely happy for you both. I am sad, because you both decided to lie to me about it, even when I asked you directly.
Sincerely, I hope I can get over this,
Please just stop.
Sincerely, a teenage girl
Please stop coming up with new medical problems for me to have every semester. I'm only 21, I shouldn't be getting tested for rheumatoid arthritis.
Sincerely, Really tired of going to the doctor all the time