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Dear Vegans,
I can make you a non-vegan rather quickly!
Dear shy guitar playing intelligent attractive boy,
Please notice me, I swear I'm more than meets the eye.
Dear women,
I get it. If there was blood coming out of my penis every month, I'd be pretty pissed, too.
Dear people who judge me,
Please don't. Just because I like to wear black and spikes and skulls doesn't mean that I'm emo or cutting myself. It just means you know nothing about me but insist you know what I'm like. My friends say I'm the nicest, most generous person they know.
Dear Boys,
If you want me to look like the girl on the victorias secret pinup, you better look like the boy in the hollister ad.
Dear douche bag sitting in front of me,
Thanks for that asthma attack you gave me
Dear world,
"Feminists" want women to have equal rights to men. Equal. It's "misandrists" who are crazy men-haters and want female supremacy.
Dear World,
Please understand that it's not just McDonalds that should be blamed for the childhood obesity epidemic. There are other fastfood cooperations and they aren't even the biggest problem. Sugar drinks and the habits provided by the parents should be blamed.
Dear tall people,
Yes, I know I'm short, yes, I know you find it funny, but STOP USING MY HEAD AS AN ARMREST!
Dear guy I'm trying not to like,
Please stop being cute. Actually, just avoid me completely.
Dear people who care far too much about people's backgrounds,
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Dear wannabe gangsters,
Real gangsters wore nice suits and carried violin cases
Dear teachers,
If I used your handwriting to take your tests, you'd fail me.
Dear neighbors,
Your sledding down an ice covered hill, face first, with a curb at the bottom. What did you think was going to happen?
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