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Dear world,
Please stop thinking that every Christian is a Jesus freak who hates all other religions.
Dear fashion designers,
Please make colored jeans that aren't skinny jeans.
Dear people who want to be right on every topic,
You can't.It's simple.You can't because you can't know everything.Nothing wrong with that. Relax.
Dear "why do we have a quiz you didn't teach us anything",
Actually we did go over that yesterday.
Dear girls badmouthing our former classmate,
So just becaused she's engaged at a young age, you assume she's pregnant? Even if she is, I admire her and her fiance for trying to make the best of an unexpected situation. You really shouldn't judge, especially without knowing for sure.
Dear Coworkers,
Just because I'm 23 doesn't mean that every social activity you invite me to has to involve alcohol.
Dear Professor,,
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Dear heart,
Patience, wait until he matures and then you can fall in love with him.
Dear department stores,
please start carying my bra size
Dear everyone,,
Please realize that Chinese isn't the only Asian nationality out there....
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop. I have to wear this "school girl" outfit. I didn't choose to wear a plaid skirt and Oxford shirt. I go to a Christian Academy
Dear Customers,
Please continue to send back perfectly good food because it isn't exactly right. Also, order way too much food and have it boxed up and forget it. You might think it goes to waste, but several of us who work here live on your rejects and left behind left-overs, including myself and my daughter.
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Dear people questioning vegetarians motives,
Please know that many vegetarians have a multitude of reasons for their choice but to explain it all usually takes too long. Saying that it's because they don't like killing is oversimplifying the reasons..
Dear Cupid,
What the F**k were you thinking hitting me with an AK47 instead of arrow?
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