Please move Minecraft's engine from the resource sucking Java to the much better DirectX. And while you're at it, could you please optimize the game for multi core CPUs? There is no excuse for the game to use only four cores on a six core CPU and then shove 80% of the load onto only one of those four, while the remaining three get the rest.
Sincerely, longtime Minecraft player
Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Sincerely, yes, I'm a recovering jerk.
By now, I thought we'd have flying cars, personal robots, and a cure for cancer. What a disappointment you have been.
Sincerely, TV totally mislead me
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Sincerely, The British.
Dear job seeker,
If you do not meet our minimum requirements, and are not willing to do so, you will not get a job. No, the fact that you are female, or Hispanic does not change anything, and it is not discrimination for us to hire someone else.
Sincerely, if you want to work at a library, you need to be able to read English
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Sincerely, but either way, it's really none of your business
Dear drama students,
Please save the drama for your llama.
Sincerely, people don't always like drama all the time
Dear everyone ,
The world is a great place, but media shows it as cruel and horrible, not caring and restoring
Sincerely, my faith in humanity never needed to be restored
Please explain the point of only being able to re-grow once...
Sincerely, what happens if i want to sell them for extra money ;)
Dear people who try to win in an argument online,,
Remember to use "your" and "you're" correctly.
Sincerely, it just ruins your whole argument.
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Sincerely, annoyed kid who doesn't deserve all the blame
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Saying "yo mama is so stupid she only had stupid children" does not work with you
Sincerely, you're little sister