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Dear Mary Poppins,
How do you get a bird to land on your finger and sing? I've been trying for years.
Dear Mom,
Please tell me the next time you decide to come home from yoga through the back door.
Dear "Money can't buy happiness",
Maybe not, but I'd rather cry in my Ferrari.
Dear Science teacher who's ringtone is Bill Nye the Science Guy,
I think I'm going to like this class.
Dear boys,
If i can't talk to you about my tampons, please don't talk to me about your porn.
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