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Dear people who think that I am too specific about the type of men I will date,
Please note that you will soon be recieving a kettlebell through your windshield if you tell me this one more time.
Dear Americans,
Why is the "United" States so racially divided?
Dear gay Asian friend of mine,
We playfully call you gay-sian out of love and acceptance, plus it's clever.
Dear guy I am irrevocably in love with,
This is the first time that a man has ever made my whole soul smile. Ive been over this day in and day out since our first encounter; of what could go wrong if I tell you how I feel. But every time I hear your voice on the other line, all I can think about is everything that could go right. So as Alicia Keys once said, "If you ask me, I'm ready..."
Dear men with ED,
I would love to have a hard time with you.
Dear Internet users,
When you use any social media accounts, don't give your real information (birthdays, phone numbers, addresses, etc) because believe it or not these companies do sell/share your info.
Dear Spencer Brown,
Please stop being a religious douchebag. Look. No one cares about what you say. Muslim extremist take up a itty bitty tiny winy part of Islam. Please stop talking like every Muslim is horrible. I have never had a horrible experience with any Muslim person in my life. Actually they have been some of the nicest people I have ever met!
Dear ignorant heartless people,
Please stop blaming rape victims and other types of bullied people for their bad experiences. You are no different than the perpetrators when you blame the victims!
Dear average american voter,
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Dear Jewish mom and Catholic Dad,
This is awesome!
Dear People reading this,
I'm avoiding three study guides, a packet about verbs, nouns, parts of speech, exedra, and a paper on Roman History.
Dear rapists,
No means no. She's not asking for it by dressing sexy. It's not her fault.
Dear school,
My knee-length dress was not tight; it had a high collar and very thick straps (5 fingers wide). But it's out of dress code because my shoulders were exposed? That girl's shirt was so sheer I could tell we had the same bra, but it technically was in dress code because it was long-sleeved.
Dear Best Friend,
I am really happy you found a great guy and you deserve the best but can it please be my turn to fall in love now?
Dear Radio Stations,
Please either leave a one-second pause after songs, or else make your ads/DJs/announcement at a lower volume than the song I was just blasting at full volume.
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