Dear parents that complain about me just sleeping all the time,
I STILL haven't made any friends since we moved, and you're surprised I show signs of being depressed on a daily basis ?
Sincerely, take a hint.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Dear SENIOR sister who has three free periods,
Mom has the ER room night shift, and dad hasn't been home in years. I woke up at 5:00 to go for a run, make breakfast and lunch, finish studying for my chemistry test, then send our brother to school. You complain because I didn't do the dishes! Excuse me!
Sincerely, your 10th grade sister who is fed up.
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Sincerely, dentists and orthodontists
Arguing about things like who can or cannot be a victim of racism or if reverse racism is legitimate or not isn't going to get us anywhere. Instead lets all just agree to disagree and start basing our opinions of people on how they act rather than the actions of their ancestors or the color of their skin.
Sincerely, Tired of Argueing
Please understand how head over heels i am in love with you still
Sincerely, the one guy who likes you and looks your way
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
Dear slut shamers,
Please explain your logic to me. I often hear you saying that girls who wear short skirts and/or low-cut tops are sluts. If that was the case, I would become a slut in no more than a few seconds by simple changing clothes.
Sincerely, a confused person
Dear gay friend,
We were good friends before you realised I was Christian, why are you acting strange around me now?
Sincerely, I accepted your sexuality. Why can't you accept my religion?
Dear Facebook Users,
No matter what you might want to use it for, a Dislike button would very likely only encourage cyber-bullying.
Sincerely, an observer
Dear my boyfriend's parents,
Please stop forcing your religion on your son. How can you not realize that its wrong to tell him, "Being Christian is a family tradition! You have to be Christian, you have no choice in the matter"? Can't you see that he suffers every day because of what he believes in?
Sincerely, don't you realize that its okay to be different?
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Sincerely, Nearly-traumatized employee
Dear psych and biology majors fighting over how PMS is caused,
Please wait for me to get my popcorn
Sincerely, very amused person