Please don't pressure girls into sending you pictures.
Sincerely, a girl that did and is now grounded and embarrassed
Dear people who complain about obese people using the motorized carts,
Did you ever think that maybe they ARE handicapped?
Sincerely, a girl whose grandma has knee problems and can't walk a lot.
Dear car owners,
Please stop bringing me your car for an oil change after driving for two hours.
Sincerely, oddly handsome, third degree burned mechanic.
I hope you get better. giving you my blood wasn't easy. My blood pressure dropped and I collapsed. I will still do it again
Sincerely, I hope lots of others donate to
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Sincerely, a somewhat confused Mr. Weasley
Pretty sure we are called to love EVERYONE, including homosexuals, because their sin is no greater than ours. Jesus died for all of us, not some of us. It's not your job to judge, it's His.
Sincerely, Christian girl with a gay best friend
Dear ignorant people,
Please realize that anorexia and bulimia sufferers aren't attention whores. They are people with a real mental disorder.
Sincerely, an anorexic
Dear VALUED irate customers,
Please don't put your brain on your butt. Shouting and acting like an uncivilized homo sapiens will bring you to the dark world. I also have feelings.
Sincerely, Call center agent
Dear 21 year old costumer,
Sir, my boobs do not tell you tonight's specials, please stop looking at them.
Sincerely, underage waitress
Dear English Teacher,
The curtains and sky are blue because blue is my favorite color.
Sincerely, the Author
Dear america ,
In 25 states it legal for you marry your cousin but in only 9 gay marriage is legal
Sincerely, theres a problem here..
I sleep too much, you complain. I don't get enough sleep, you complain. I eat to much, you complain. I don't eat enough, you complain. I get too much homework, you complain. I don't spend enough time studying, you complain. I'm always in my room, you complain. I go out too much, you complain.
Sincerely, I can't win
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop wondering who I've been hanging out with recently. I have hung out with the same people before and after your break up with your boyfriend. I'm not your spy.
Sincerely, Your Boyfriend is one of my best friends too.
Isn't it funny that, besides the entire amusing post, you notice only the typo.
Sincerely, I promise I can spell