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Dear self,
You're amazing in bed.
Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Dear America...,
The only way for a country to succeed, like it did 150 years ago, is to work together. We have a Democratic president now, we might have a Republican president next.
Dear science nerds,
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs. What does the bartender say?
Dear society,
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Dear world,
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Dear neighbors,
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Dear Tuesday,
Could you please take my place? People don't like me being first.
Dear guy friends,
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm attracted to you
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
godhatesfags.com. Seriously?
Dear those who believe you only live once,
Oh really? Well then we'll see about that...
Dear toilet paper,
Please stop complaining that you have the worst job. I don't want to argue with you about this anymore.
Dear Animal Planet,
Please stop recording us having sex on camera. We don't want to become famous like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. We value our privacy!
Dear plumbers,
Never be hot.
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