Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Sincerely, your worried parents
When we say "I hate boys" it means "I hate boys who I thought were nice but actually turned out to be jerks and I definitely don't hate all boys."
Sincerely, we don't actually ever think that you're all jerks
Dear business that said they are going to make me a job offer over a month ago,
Please do me the courtesy to return my email and voicemail regarding your offer--ignoring me is dirty and rude. Why on earth would ANYONE want to work for a company that doesn't even communicate?
Sincerely, Too bad, your loss.
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Sincerely, 3rd grade grammar.
Please be nicer to and about your teachers. They go into a nearly thankless and very difficult job with not nearly as much pay as they deserve just to help you get a decent education.
Sincerely, a student who appreciates my teachers
One day, I will be your Empress......KIDDING! That's way too much work and I'm lazy...Or am I just lying to give you a false sense of security? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA >:)
Sincerely, Empress(or not) Jaliya
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Sincerely, I may just be 15 but come on, I'm not THAT stupid.
Dear Rude people,
Please realize that you are being a bully when you make fun of someone for not knowing something (History, Geography Etc). How can someone know those things without being taught it at some point? You are the reason some people are afraid to ask questions
Sincerely, embarrassed to ask questions
Dear best friends who thought they were being funny,
Please remember that just because im "innocent" doesn't mean i don't know what a vibrator is
Sincerely, the horrified friend trying to figure out how to take your gift home
Dear angry boss,
I showed up to work late to drive my 18-year old paraplegic sister to special-ed.
Sincerely, I did not oversleep.
Dear Folks who wear make-up,
All in favor of changing the name from make-up to war-paint, say aye.
Dear who ever said nothing's impossible ,
You Obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Sincerely, I think... I broke... My face...
Dear avid Disney fans,
The princesses didn't teach me bad habits. Lets face it you didn't understand anything they were doing.
Sincerely, I mostly paid attention to the songs
Dear individuals with hard challenges in life,
Please don't use your life to criticize the seemingly minor issues others face. My aunt almost died fleeing her home in Iraq, then became a doctor in England and went back to Iraq many times to help treat people. Despite all that she's seen, she sympathized with even my silliest problems as a child and instead used her life to teach me all people have the strength to get past every kind of challenge.
Sincerely, a proud nephew and healthcare student