Dear girl working at Subway,
Yes, I did say I want 5 oatmeal-raisin cookies
Sincerely, the only person on earth who eats them
Please know that I saw you all twerking and you're not getting anythingfor christmas.
Sincerely, Santa Clause
Dear Physics Teacher,
Yes, a problem where you have to find the velocity of a girl falling to her death because she's committing suicide can be triggering, or harmful, to some people. It's not funny.
Sincerely, your depressed and formerly suicidal student
Dear driver behind me,
No, I'm not about to run over animals crossing the road just so you can get to you destination 2 minutes faster. You're just going to have to wait. Your horn isn't going to change anything.
Sincerely, its called patience.
We don't know when you like us either.
Sincerely, stop complaining
Dear big brother,
I know we've never been all that close. I know we give each other a hard time and fight all the time. But I also know that, under all that, we love each other. And I'm scared to death that you're not going to come back home.
Sincerely, watching you get ready to join the Navy.
Please stop telling me that teenagers think they know everything when I have never claimed to or acted as if I thought I did.
Sincerely, I find it's adults that usually think they know everything
Dear 17 year old who just asked me if the USA Declaration of Independence was "the thing about fireworks",
Well, you've really outdone yourself in stupidity.
Dear World History Teacher,
Please stop thinking I'm an idiot and can't write or spell just because I take my notes in shorthand and use abbreviations. You talk fast and I need to shorten things to keep up.
Sincerely, I'm getting sick of your surprise when you read my papers. You need to stop jumping to conclusions.
Dear people who are having a bad day,
You can get through this :)
Dear kids sitting at the table next to me,
Thanks for laughing at me and asking why I'm in the class after I give my input in class because I said things twice and stuttered. I though my voice was strong but now I know to never talk in that class.
Sincerely, the girl who just want to pass the class without you making fun of her.
Dear teenager living next door,
Please keep singing when you take your dog out at night. My windows are usually open, and it brightens my day so much evey time I hear you singing. Please never stop, your voice is so beautiful and you need to share it with the world, even if it isn't perfect, even if it's only with one neighbor every night who you've never even realized has listened. Hearing your voice makes me so happy.
Sincerely, the neighbor across the cul de sac
Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
Please stop coming up with new ideas for stories at two in the morning and finish those you already have.
Sincerely, I should be sleeping....