You participating in our class discussions isn't helping anyone. Thanks.
Sincerely, Have to start remembering a snack
Dear Carrie Underwood,
We give you props, but next time maybe you shouldn't carve your name in the seats. It's a dead giveaway.
Sincerely, the police department
Please salt your sidewalks.
Sincerely, tasted a little bland when I fell
Dear girl with a flashlight shopping at Abercrombie,
You made my day