Please lock the door the next time we shower together. The shower doors are glass and now your roommate has seen my ass.
Sincerely, your mortified girlfriend
Dear people defining racism,
Does it really matter? Maybe we should focus on stopping discrimination, individual and institutional.
Dear Instagram People,
#it #is #really #annoying #to #read #like #this
Sincerely, I use Instagram also
Please don't put your children on the phone, especially when they're under 4 years old.
Sincerely, I don't know what to say to a screaming four year old and I'm very uncomfortable.
Please learn that there is a BIG difference between "retarded" and "stupid" and when this difference is ignored, people's feelings get hurt.
Sincerely, my brother is retarded
Dear obnoxious girl,
When I said that I have/used to have Asperger's, the appropriate response was not, "oh, THAT'S why you're so annoying!"
Sincerely, And I'm supposed to be the one who doesn't know how to act.
Dear sex ed teachers,
Yeah... As it turns out, abstinence is only 99.98% effective.
Sincerely, the Virgin Mary and Shmi Skywalker
Please stop moving me to different countries. I finally like it here.
Sincerely, don't make me leave all my friends and my first serious boyfriend behind
Dear Pre Calculus Book,
Please don't have five parts to one question.
Sincerely, What's The Point?
Dear skinny girls,,
Just because I weigh 110 pounds and you weigh 85 doesn't mean I'm fat.
Sincerely, a 13 year old girl of average weight.
Dear Kung Fu,
Please download into my brain like in the matrix.
Sincerely, don't want to go to class
Dear new person at church,
If you want to hold my son, you will approach where he can see you and hold your hands out and let him CHOOSE whether he wants to go to you. You will not come up behind him and snatch him from my arms without him even knowing you're there. I know you think he is cute (and I agree!) but to him you are a stranger, and I myself have only met you a few times. Back off.
Sincerely, A mama bear
Dear male friend,
Thanks for being totally chill about lying on my stomach while we watched TV together. I would do it with any of my female friends, and it's nice to know that just because you're a different gender, you aren't automatically involved with my romantic/sex life.
Sincerely, a girl who's glad that friends can be friends
Dear assuming girl,
Please accept that there very well may be a million reasons that boy doesn't ask you out. Top of the list would be he's not attracted to you. Close second is you're arrogant enough to assume that you "know" that boy wants to ask you out. Why don't you give it a shot?
Sincerely, Stop the double standard