Dear stereotypical Americans,
You do know that Indians eat more than just curry right?
Sincerely, Indian who hasn't had curry in two years
In order to make your essays longer without alerting the teacher, put two spaces at the beginning of each sentence and enlarge the periods and commas to font 14.
Sincerely, You're Welcome
I will give you $200 when I'm dead to change my Facebook status to "Chillin' with Jesus!"
Sincerely, I beg you!
Dear fellow Americans,
At an airport, a man had to strip down to his boxers- to reveal the fourth amendment written on his chest. (The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall note be violated)...... The TSA arrested him for "disorderly conduct".
Dear Mike Jeffries CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch,
I am disgusted by your hurtful comments that say your store will only sell to a certain type of person, aka the "popular, skinny" type, which is the only type of beauty in your head. I may physically be the type of person you want shopping at your stores, but please know that I will never shop there again, and my friends are doing the same.
Please realize that being a size 0 or 2 doesn't automatically make you skinny.
Sincerely, a very short girl
Dear scarred teenage girl,
All of my clothes were in the laundry...
Sincerely, man wearing his wife's yoga pants at the grocery store
Dear psych major,
Some of us actually do suffer from monthly PMS. Hormones aren't made up. Mood swings and cravings may seem pointless to someone who doesn't really suffer, but it's insulting to say it's all in our heads.
Sincerely, biology major who knows basic neurology.
When you ask what my "high" for the day is, don't expect a serious answer
Sincerely, Grounded for a week
Dear friend's mom,
Please stop judging me because I get my eyebrows waxed, wear makeup, and have a boyfriend. I know that I don't need any of that to make me a better person, I just like them.
Sincerely, the slightly insulted friend
Dear people who say flying cars are planes,
We mean CHEAP, ACCESSIBLE flying cars.
Sincerely, people who want flying cars.
Dear friend who went to The Hobbit with a date,
Do you even know what the movie was about?
Sincerely, I can't hear the dialogue over the sound of you two sucking each other's faces.
If I love myself, I'm conceited. If I don't love myself, I'm an attention whore. WTF
Sincerely, Not sure what you want.
Dear J.K Rowling,
Thank you so much. Harry Potter helped me during times when I needed magic. And to know you also struggled in life makes you even more of an idol to me. Through all of the bullying, Harry Potter taught me to keep pushing forward. I learned to hide my stutter by reading it out loud. My safe place is Hogwarts, and I've visited my safe place many times. Thank you for keeping me sane after I was raped. Thank you for stopping my suicide last year.
Sincerely, 16 years old and planning to write one day.