Dear " spiders are scared of you",
If they ARE scared of me, then why did the GIANT one near the garage door sit and stare into my soul?!
Sincerely, I think they'll take over the world.
Dear car in front of me,
I swear I'm not following you.
I only like you for your body.
Sincerely, English teachers.
Dear "Your connection cannot be found",
"Please visit the following website for further assistance".