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Dear Justin Timberlake,
We're very sorry but you cannot return sexy unless you have a receipt.
Dear Farmer,
Baby don't herd me. Don't herd me. No more.
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you're overreacting.
Dear internet,
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Dear physics teacher,
You made my day when, upon hearing me complain that I only got 2 hours of sleep, you told me to get a different boyfriend.
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear Captcha,
I see how you work now. With images impossible for humans to read, there is no way a robot would be able to read it either. But I want to use this webpage!
Dear band teacher,
Why do you look at us like we're crazy for laughing when you tell us not to be afraid of the D and just blow?
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