Please leash your dogs on walks. Your dog is small but wants to kill my large, leashed dog. If it gets here and bites her, it won't survive.
Sincerely, just because it's small doesn't make it safe
Please leave the diamonds to me
Sincerely, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Please stop destroying my mother. She's beautiful, but doesn't believe it. A ugly sickness like you isn't helping.
Sincerely, frustrated daughter
Dear verbal communication skills,
Why don't you ever work properly when I need you to?!
Sincerely, frustrated shut-in