Please accept my deepest condolences. My heart to you
Sincerely, sad for my loveless earth
Please understand that I am struggling to become the adult society wants me to be, and not the child you want me to stay...
Sincerely, your soon to be 20 y/o daughter who's terrified of growing up
Dear fellow restaurant diner,
If you're going to accuse me of stealing your friend's coat in front of the entire restaurant, the least you could do is apologise when you realise you're wrong
Sincerely, you ruined my Mother's birthday
You all know you have to turn your homework in through a plagiarism checker. We went over proper citations. You signed a pledge saying you wouldn't plagiarize. Why on earth are any of you still plagiarizing?
Sincerely, Frustrated TA
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop pushing me away. I know it's not your fault. I know you're sick. I know you don't really mean to be pushing me away, and I'm trying not to let it get to me. But you can't keep treating me like this and expecting me to just take it. I'm a person with feelings too. I'm just trying to help. Please just let me help you.
Sincerely, I can take a lot, but if you ever try to run me over with your car again, we're done.
Please realize that when I said 'I do', I didn't mean that I will be washing your underwear, doing all the housework for you and letting you abuse me, asking me to leave if I don't follow your orders. I didn't say I would be fulfilling your every sexual need anytime you want it and will be ok with you going to other women if you're not satisfied. So, I'm leaving. You can go hire a maid to do that for you. Too bad you don't like spending money from your pocket.
Sincerely, can't believe I married a douche bag