If your pants were up, you might have gotten away.
Sincerely, over-weight cop who caught you tripping
Dear Boyfriend and Girlfriend,
I don't swim in your bed, so please don't have sex in my pool.
Sincerely, Lifeguards Everywhere
I know you love each other. Please don't try to be naughty when I am gone.
Sincerely, Tired of Untangling
How do mermaids reproduce?
Sincerely, lets think logically about this....