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Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Dear Hollister,
I wear a size 13 in your store. Everywhere else, I'm a size 4.
Dear Department of Motor Vehicles,
Please be less annoying.
Dear People who think calling myself fat means I must think they're obese.,
Stop it. My dysmorphia affects only me, and my body is the only one I see disproportionally. You look just fine.
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept when you screwed up on a test. It's not fair for half the class not to get points they deserve.
Dear Curvy Girls,
Please realize that we are real people that deserve respect, too. We were born thin just like you were born curvy.
Dear Sister,
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Dear one curious kid since five years old,
The "E" in "Chuck. E. Cheese" stands for Entertainment ^-^
Dear "Islam preaches violence",
Please realize that a lot of holy/religious books mention violence but that they have to be read in context.
Dear Atheists,
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Dear new friend,
I know I've only known you for less than a year, but you mean the world to me. It just breaks my heart when I see the scars on your wrist.
Dear people without asthma,
Please be grateful that you don't have asthma. Seriously, it freaking sucks.
Dear Psycholgy Class,
Please realize that everyone has different music taste. Get over it.
Dear "Why Didn't They Ride the Eagles to Mount Doom?",
The Eagles only help Gandalf because Gandalf saved their leader, Gwaihir, from a poisoned orc arrow. So, in addition to question of how a big, giant eagle would go about carrying an itty-bitty magical ring, whose effects on an animal are entirely unknown, don't you think it'd be a bit of a dick move for Gandalf to ask Gwaihir to fly over a bunch of orc archers who probably have poisoned arrows? Would it be easier? Maybe. Would it be possible? Debatable. Would it be ethical? ...That's also questionable.
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