SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear girl that makes fun of my friend,
He has feelings too. You barely know him and he's actually really cool, but you'll never know that because you're too busy judging him and making fun of him. He's even contemplated suicide because of people like you.
Dear frat house across from the practice field,
Please do not blast a metronome with a different tempo from what we're playing to screw us up. It was funny the first 5 minutes, not the whole hour and a half long rehearsal.
Dear world,
Glitter is like herpes but safer
Dear short guys,
Please stop trying to take out your insecurities on me at the bar at 2 AM. I don't feel like talking to the cops for 3 hours and then filing for assault
Dear Emma Watson,
I absolutely adore you even more and I loved your speech.
Dear mom who walked in on me,
No I'm not touching myself, I'm making sure there are no surprise lumps.
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Dear Broken Hearted,
Step 1: Let yourself cry. You need to get all the upset and anger out of your system before you can move on. Step 2: Put anything that reminds you of the person who broke your heart out of sight (no need to burn it unless you want to). Step 3: Focus on YOU for a little while. It takes time, but it gets better, I promise. Chin up!
Dear anyone,
No one knows but it's been almost a year since I last self harmed.
Dear boy who called me a coward for not catching a ball coming right at me,
Can you not see the splint on my right hand index finger?
Dear idiot,
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Dear military older brother,
Please come home soon so that we can continue having light-saber fights and building pillow forts together.
Dear period,
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Dear teacher,
There are thirty students in here taking our exams. Why do you feel the need to spend half of the period leaning over my shoulder watching me work?
Dear girls,
Just because he doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't mean he doesn't have an amazing personality.
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