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Dear teachers,
If I used your handwriting to take your tests, you'd fail me.
Dear neighbors,
Your sledding down an ice covered hill, face first, with a curb at the bottom. What did you think was going to happen?
Dear Dad,
I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Dear makers of "Quest for Camelot",
How does the stone heal King Arthur's arm and separate conjoined dragons, but fail to restore Garrett's sight?
Dear everyone who says their vote doesn't count,
In Baltimore's County Executive primary, a candidate won by only 20 votes. If 21 people would have voted for the other candidate, he would have lost. Think about that.
Dear tall people,
Yes, I know I'm short, yes, I know you find it funny, but STOP USING MY HEAD AS AN ARMREST!
Dear Netflix,
I love you.
Dear cultural stereotypes,
The French did not give up when the Nazis invaded during WWII; they started a resistance and became the symbol of independence. The Polish have produced such brilliants as Curie, Chopin, and Copernicus. Kazakhstan has one of the most modern capitals on the planet. Only 6% of terrorists are Muslim. Africa contains seven of the 40 nations worldwide that have been stable since their independence, something that no North American nation can say, and almost no Western European countries.
Dear friends,
While I still love hanging out with you guys in public, please use quiter voices when arguing whether it's the 20th century or the 21st
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Dear World,
If a thief were to argue that the stolen item was just out in the open and they couldn't stop themselves from taking it, that would be considered a confession. Why is it a defense for rape cases?
Dear Romeo,,
'Tis but a scratch.
Dear People of the Earth,
Please give me your energy!
Dear girl I make awkward eye contact with,
I'm going to smile at you in the hall on monday, okay?
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