Dear American girls,
Why is the title of "sexy accent" limited to British, Irish, Australian, French, and Italian boys?
Sincerely, crushing on the Dane in my history class
Please realize that you can't "look lesbian." If you could, you would have noticed that I was one long ago. Did my long hair throw you off?
Sincerely, your lesbian daughter
So the Fairy Godmother turns your pets human, yet a new dress is the miracle?
Dear people who think Timon and Pumba are the only example of a male couple caring for a child in animation,
So... do we not count or did you forget about us?
Sincerely, Mike and Sully
If your shoe fits perfectly, then how come it falls off?
Please quit having running competitions in your wheels at 4am.
Sincerely, I realize you're nocturnal, but COME ON!
Has it ever occurred to you that the owners of pit bulls miiight have something to do with some of the breed's behavioral stereotypes?
Sincerely, your animal loving daughter who thinks all animals should be given a fair chance.
Dear people who say flying cars are planes,
We mean CHEAP, ACCESSIBLE flying cars.
Sincerely, people who want flying cars.
Dear girl that tries to hold hands with my boyfriend,
You have your boyfriend and I have mine.
Sincerely, Stick with yours, and we'll both be fine!
When you say "Stop being OCD."that's like saying to a cancer patient "Stop having cancer."
Sincerely, your OCD suffering daughter
Please stop. I do not need to hear "the talk."
Sincerely, I'm only getting on birth control for my cramps.
Please know that even though many of us cannot be there to help physically, you are in our thoughts. <3
Please don't ever make me fall in love with a guy then realize he's my cousin, again.
It's ironic how when you break up with your girlfriends, there are always two boys to comfort her.
Sincerely, Ben and Jerry