I work 4 days a week, cook and clean for both of us, and am trying to restore this house into home that we can live in without any of your help.
Sincerely, And You Wonder Why I'm Fustrated All The Time
I know its a little much too ask, but please could stop this? I lost all of my friends and now I'm failing history. I don't have the grades or the friends so I don't know who I am anymore.
Sincerely, if I don't know who I am how am I supposed to sign this?
Dear people on Facebook,
I'm sorry for wishing you a happy birthday and your birthday isn't for another few months, but if I get a notification saying it's your birthday, I'm gonna wish you a happy birthday.
Sincerely, if you changed it to your real birthday, this wouldn't happen
Please stop making so many software updates that do absolutely nothing.
Sincerely, annoyed iPhone user
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Sincerely, and don't ask Y either.
So you can run away for five days and you expect us not to bug you but I try to spend one hour with my boyfriend and you send me 20 texts?
Sincerely, tell me how that is fair
Dear Newly Rescued Dog,
You are not a goat. Stop chewing on everything.
Sincerely, You're really not a goat
Dear Doctor Who fans,
Please stop getting mad over Peter Capaldi being the new doctor. Sure, he isn't as young as Matt Smith or as humorous as David Tennant, but he is the Doctor, and if you gave him a chance, you'll surely find something that you like about him.
Sincerely, a Whovian
Based on how much my friends whine to me about their boyfriends, I can't tell if we're doing this whole relationship thing right or wrong. But either way, I love you.
Sincerely, you never give me any reason to complain about you.
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Sincerely, a daughter who's gonna need a shrink
Please stop interrupting me when I'm doing my homework
Sincerely, this is due tomorrow
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Please understand the full meaning behind "I love you"
Sincerely, a girl who doesn't want to get hurt
Dear Black People,
Please don't think I'm racist because I'm following you around "Customer Servicing" you.
Sincerely, My Manager is the one making me, I don't actually think you're stealing