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Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear people who are panicking because they hae "flu-like symptoms",
You do not have ebola.
Dear World,
Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I hate gays. Some of us are the biggest fighters for their rights.
Dear brother,
Saying "yo mama is so stupid she only had stupid children" does not work with you
Dear people who try to win in an argument online,,
Remember to use "your" and "you're" correctly.
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear classmates,
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
Dear Parents,
Please stop hating my girlfriend because she's a white Christian girl, not an Indian Muslim like us. I love her regardless of her race and religion. You should, too.
Dear Everyone,
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Dear 14 year old me,
I'm turning 18 in five months. I know you thought you'd starve yourself to death or O.D before you made it to 16, but we're still here.
Dear companies,
If you are so keen on saving the environment, please stop sending me things I never asked for and don't even read.
Dear woman driving the car next to me,
Please stop painting your nails while driving. You almost hit me.
Dear Friends,
Please stop saying "just roll with the punches"
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Dear grandma,
Please understand that just because my boyfriend is Indian it doesn't mean he's going to try to take me away to India and make me a Hindu, he was born and raised in America. Besides, maybe I would like to go India. It is not for you to decide and I would appreciate it if you kept your racist opinions to yourself. I love him. That's all that matters.
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