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Dear Exta Body Fat,
Please choose one of these two options; make your way into my boobs, or GTFO.
Dear, Waiter @ Apple Bee's,
Thank you for singing material girl when it came on the radio you officially made my night
Dear world,
Please quit staring and gaping at me when I eat something healthy. I'm very fond of fruits and veggies, and have been since I was a kid.
Dear guy in the corvette who almost hit me while i was running,
Please enjoy the water bottle i threw at you
Dear best friend's boyfriend,
You talk to her every night on Skype. You send her gifts in the mail, and comfort her when she's sad. You gave her a necklace made out of a blue stone only found in the Dominican. You can behave like a best friend and a significant other at the same time. And you can make ME laugh too.
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Dear girls who "just love this new perfume!",
We should be able to smell it... Not taste it
Dear Dad,
Quit acting like every girl I date is a gold digger trying to get at my money. You think I wouldn't recognize that?
Dear Science Teacher,
Thank you for helping me realize that i have an interest in science and for being the greatest teacher ever.
Dear friends,
Sure... I'll take that picture for you... I totally didn't want to be in that
Dear "Someone who paid attention",
Please note clearly you didn't, whilst Steve Rogers is Captain America, the first movie only show Bucky Barnes falling off the train and everyone assuming he died. Clearly he didn't as he is the Winter Soldier
Dear water,
I feel as though we haven't bonded lately. Are you scared of me?
Dear people who think high school has too much drama,,
Do you even remember elementary school?
Dear everyone at school,
Please stop saying we would be cute together. I know it kills him every time I laugh it off because I don't like him that way.
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