Cry me a river.
Sincerely, Dust and pollen
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Sincerely, Two wishes down and many more to go!
You make me sick!
Sincerely, Pregnant women
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Sincerely, Isis, the Egyptian goddess of the moon, love, magic, fertility and healing.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
Dear Jon Snow,
You know nothing.
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Why do you name all your drugs like sci-fi villains?
Sincerely, Xarelto, Prozac, Xanax...
I will allways be better.
Sincerely, the book
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Sincerely, Your miserable, soon-to-be mother
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
Dear college loans,
Sincerely, every college student ever.
Thigh gaps aren't always sexy.