SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear lady that looked at me weird at the store,
No, I'm not emo.
Dear girl at my school,
Yes. I read. I write. I'm quiet. I'm awkward. Do you really think I need you to tell me that I'm a nerd? Thanks, but I already knew, and I'm proud of who I am.
Dear Parents,
For the love of god, please DO NOT buy your child squeaky shoes. Stick to the light-up ones
Dear Mom,
I know the past year has been really rough on both of us, but please stop taking it out on me...
Dear bio teacher,
You promised to post our final grades on Friday night!!!!
Dear shocked and judgemental stares,
I am not a drug addict, I am a blood donor. That hole you see in the crook of my elbow is where the vein I donate with every eight weeks is located.
Dear self,
People are not laughing at your presentation. They are texting.
Dear girl at the bar,
This is the second time I've seen you out dancing and you licked my face both times. I don't know why you do this, but it is quite disturbing. I hope you had fun with that couple that propositioned me for a threesome.
Dear financial aid office,
Thanks for letting me know i'm not qualified for aid until AFTER i've already decided this was where i wanted to go. We just sold the car to pay for our down payment.
Dear Elsa,
The answer to controlling your powers is love. Now go have a decent childhood with your sister.
Dear Al Sharpton,
Please shut up. You're not improving race relations; you're making them worse.
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Dear grandmother in law,
Please stop complaining about me being lazy. For me, it's a huge step just being in your home.
Dear Short/Tall/Pretty Appreciation Day,
Please make room for an average appreciation day.
Dear Flu,
I hate you so much.
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