Dear lady that looked at me weird at the store,
No, I'm not emo.
Sincerely, I love the shade black and I play with my cat who has sharp claws.
Dear girl at my school,
Yes. I read. I write. I'm quiet. I'm awkward. Do you really think I need you to tell me that I'm a nerd? Thanks, but I already knew, and I'm proud of who I am.
Sincerely, I'm getting glasses next year, too!
For the love of god, please DO NOT buy your child squeaky shoes. Stick to the light-up ones
Sincerely, The squeaking is cute for about a millisecond
I know the past year has been really rough on both of us, but please stop taking it out on me...
Sincerely, Daughter who is having a harder time than you are and doesn't like being yelled at
Dear bio teacher,
You promised to post our final grades on Friday night!!!!
Sincerely, Monday night: REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
Dear shocked and judgemental stares,
I am not a drug addict, I am a blood donor. That hole you see in the crook of my elbow is where the vein I donate with every eight weeks is located.
Sincerely, Don't believe me? Here's my donor card.
People are not laughing at your presentation. They are texting.
Sincerely, Age of Cell Phones
Dear girl at the bar,
This is the second time I've seen you out dancing and you licked my face both times. I don't know why you do this, but it is quite disturbing. I hope you had fun with that couple that propositioned me for a threesome.
Sincerely, this is why I stay home
Dear financial aid office,
Thanks for letting me know i'm not qualified for aid until AFTER i've already decided this was where i wanted to go. We just sold the car to pay for our down payment.
Sincerely, a girl who would give anything to go there (and IS giving everything)
The answer to controlling your powers is love. Now go have a decent childhood with your sister.
Sincerely, the love expert.
Dear Al Sharpton,
Please shut up. You're not improving race relations; you're making them worse.
Sincerely, a black teen sick of race baiting
Dear annoying boy,
Please stop telling me to get a boob job, put on makeup and straighten my hair everyday, and wear tight, revealing clothes. Contrary to what you may believe, I'm perfectly happy the way I am and am starting to really resent you.
Sincerely, an average, plain girl
Dear grandmother in law,
Please stop complaining about me being lazy. For me, it's a huge step just being in your home.
Sincerely, your grandson's depressed girlfriend
Dear Short/Tall/Pretty Appreciation Day,
Please make room for an average appreciation day.
Sincerely, 5'5", brown hair, brown eyed girl.