Dear suicidal kids teens and adults,
Please live until tomorrow. And when you do, read this message again.
Sincerely, a world that won't be the same without you.
Please learn to listen to the director and do what he asks you to do.
Sincerely, Theatre major who doesn't want his university's original play to suck.
Dear People who want Cheap Accessable flying cars,
It is hard enough for you to drive on two dimensions. Imagine how how many accidents there would be in three. Plus, think of where the cars would land when they crash.
Sincerely, There will be no Auto-fitting clothes either.
Dear best friend,
Thank you for not acting like I'm a freak or ignoring me after I tried to kill myself and subsequently spent a week in a psychiatric health ward. Everyone else has avoided me like the plague. Without you I probably wouldn't have been able to go to someone to say I had taken all of those pills. You're probably the reason I am alive right now.
Sincerely, finally getting the help I needed
Dear Dorm Douchebags,
How many times do I have to say, "I'm a lesbian" before you stop harassing me?
Sincerely, I wouldn't be interested even if I was straight
Dear Cocaine Addiction,
Please let me go. We have been good friends now for 6 years. No one knows about our relationship except you and I. We have had our good times and bad times...but I have given you my time, money, and my youth. It's time for me to part with you...or die trying.
Sincerely, Face In The Crowd
Dear artists of all kind,
the earth without art is just 'eh'
Sincerely, keep it up
Dear guy trying to guess my age,
I can't decide which is worse: the fact that you mistook me for a middle schooler, or the fact that apparently all the girls my age are trying too hard to look 25 wherever you're from.
Sincerely, I'm 15
Please stop calling us "freaks". Just because we defy gender stereotypes doesn't mean that we can't be beautiful and kind like every other girl.
Sincerely, Female Martial Arists
Dear people who are panicking because they hae "flu-like symptoms",
You do not have ebola.
Sincerely, you have the flu
Have you considered getting glasses?
Sincerely, the thing you're looking for is right in front of you.
Please forgive me for telling the guidance counselors on you. I was only trying to help you. I'm scared for you. It hurts me more than you can know when I see the scars from the cuts on your arms.
Sincerely, your friend who's begging you for forgiveness and only wanted you to get help.
Dear people who have opinions on everything,
Please use facts to back up aforementioned opinions. You sound like ignorant, emotional fools when you don't.
Please stop expecting my grades to be perfect. I'm allowed to get a bad grade every once in a while.
Sincerely, your frustrated kid