I just took what I thought was going to be my hardest exam. Why was it so easy?
Sincerely, did I do it completely wrong?
Dear Australian who likes cold weather,
Please I would love to swap with you! Just set a date and I'll switch with you then.
Sincerely, an American.
Why can't adult diapers be socially acceptable for people with small bladders?
Sincerely, tired of walking to the loo 15 times a day
Dear my darling students,
Please don't let the mean people in high school get you down. You are amazing. You are talented. You are intelligent. All kids are self conscious and they take our their insecurities on you. Retaliate with kindness and don't let their hateful words ruin your day.
Sincerely, Your Teacher, who wants YOU to believe in yourself as much as I believe in you.
Dear Michael Jackson,
The fact that I didn't answer through the ENTIRE song kind of suggests that I'm NOT Ok...
Dear fellow American,
I don't hate the US, I just like Canada better.
Sincerely, trying to get out, but immigration laws suck.
Please understand that, sometimes, what people are willing to believe about you says a lot.
Sincerely, With genuine concern,
Dear boy making fun of another boy for reading Jane Austen,
Maybe if you stopped playing video games constantly and read some good literature, you'd understand that it's more than a "girl book."
Sincerely, not making yourself anymore likable
Dear People in general,
I was raised to be polite. It's not flirting, it's making conversation. It's not being a germaphobe, it's covering my mouth because I doubt you want to see my uvula when I yawn. It's not babying, it's being sympathetic.
Sincerely, a polite teenager
Dear people thinking a certain idea of racism is bad,
I'm from a country where gingerbread men are considered racist because they're brown.
Sincerely, a facepalming Swede
Dear gym teacher,
Just because I suck at sports it doesnt mean I'll do bad at life.
Sincerely, a straight A student (except for in gym, that is).
Dear freshman boys making fun of the special education boy,
Please realize he is just like you, he has feelings too.
Sincerely, annoyed sophomore girl
What did I ever do to you?
Sincerely, a girl who just wants to go to school without feeling like crap
It's been two months. Either I've been miraculously impregnated by some higher power, or your hormonal schedule is waaaaaaaay off. Time to get your shit together, or else I'm rehiring your old assistant, Mr. Pill.
Sincerely, virginal college student who ain't gonna stand for your indecisiveness