Dear Exta Body Fat,
Please choose one of these two options; make your way into my boobs, or GTFO.
Sincerely, girl who's getting into shape this year.
Dear, Waiter @ Apple Bee's,
Thank you for singing material girl when it came on the radio you officially made my night
Sincerely, amused costumer
Please quit staring and gaping at me when I eat something healthy. I'm very fond of fruits and veggies, and have been since I was a kid.
Sincerely, Just because I'm overweight doesn't mean I don't practice healthy eating.
Dear guy in the corvette who almost hit me while i was running,
Please enjoy the water bottle i threw at you
Sincerely, learn what a stop sign means
Dear best friend's boyfriend,
You talk to her every night on Skype. You send her gifts in the mail, and comfort her when she's sad. You gave her a necklace made out of a blue stone only found in the Dominican. You can behave like a best friend and a significant other at the same time. And you can make ME laugh too.
Sincerely, you've earned the BFF Seal of Approval.
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Sincerely, a teenage girl
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Sincerely, I almost died today
Dear girls who "just love this new perfume!",
We should be able to smell it... Not taste it
Sincerely, everyone else
Quit acting like every girl I date is a gold digger trying to get at my money. You think I wouldn't recognize that?
Sincerely, at least you accept your little girl for what she is
Dear Science Teacher,
Thank you for helping me realize that i have an interest in science and for being the greatest teacher ever.
Sincerely, 10th graded and starting to figure out the future
Sure... I'll take that picture for you... I totally didn't want to be in that
Sincerely, the photographer without even so much as a photocreds
Dear "Someone who paid attention",
Please note clearly you didn't, whilst Steve Rogers is Captain America, the first movie only show Bucky Barnes falling off the train and everyone assuming he died. Clearly he didn't as he is the Winter Soldier
Sincerely, Someone who wanted to point out your error
I feel as though we haven't bonded lately. Are you scared of me?
Dear people who think high school has too much drama,,
Do you even remember elementary school?
Sincerely, he stole my crayon! She won't let me play tag with her! We're not friends anymore, wanna be my best