I know our relationship has been cold and distant lately, and even when I did manage to show up the space between us was icy. I just wanted to tell you that I've decided to come back to you, though I will understand if you feel like you've been burned.
Sincerely, the sun.
Dear Kate Plus 8,
i dont think the producers care that your husband left.
Sincerely, he wasn't even in the title...
Don't get mad when I call you by your first name.
Sincerely, it's not like you call me daughter.
Technically, yes, money does grow on trees.
Sincerely, money is paper, paper comes from trees...
Dear America ,
Britain has finally given us a terrible music export.
Sincerely, they're called One Direction
Well, this is awkward...
Sincerely, totally skipped your class this morning.
It doesn't count if she is a frog for most of the movie.
Sincerely, try to be a little less racist next time
The lion king = incest, the little mermaid = boys like sluts, sleeping beauty = being lazy will win, cinderella = sneaking out at night is good
Dear white boy,
I love you, now we need my parents to agree...
Sincerely, Indian girl.
Please believe me. I am totally serious!
Sincerely, my cat tried to eat my homework.
Thank you for being here this month! I will never hate you again!
Sincerely, was almost 16 and pregnant.
Dear people who say "life isn't fair",
Yes, yes it is.
Dear 20th century,
Music. You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, the 1960s
I'm sorry to say that I will not give Dobby back. Justin Bieber is not a fair trade.
Sincerely, no, he's not..
You've made a black princess, an Asian princess, an Indian princess...how about an overweight princess?
Sincerely, two-year-olds shouldn't get the message that they have to be as skinny as a stick to be beautiful.