WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear humans,
I know our relationship has been cold and distant lately, and even when I did manage to show up the space between us was icy. I just wanted to tell you that I've decided to come back to you, though I will understand if you feel like you've been burned.
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2012-08-15 19:21:11
Dear Kate Plus 8,
i dont think the producers care that your husband left.
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2012-07-15 16:18:59
Dear mom,
Don't get mad when I call you by your first name.
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2012-08-15 04:21:08
Dear mom,,
Technically, yes, money does grow on trees.
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2012-06-25 09:32:40
Dear America ,
Britain has finally given us a terrible music export.
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2012-12-26 07:05:46
Dear professor,
Well, this is awkward...
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2012-08-15 20:06:11
Dear Disney,
It doesn't count if she is a frog for most of the movie.
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2012-06-28 09:32:52
Dear Disney,
The lion king = incest, the little mermaid = boys like sluts, sleeping beauty = being lazy will win, cinderella = sneaking out at night is good
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2012-08-13 04:20:59
Dear white boy,
I love you, now we need my parents to agree...
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2012-08-15 18:36:11
Dear teachers,
Please believe me. I am totally serious!
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2012-08-15 15:36:11
Dear period,
Thank you for being here this month! I will never hate you again!
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2012-06-19 14:02:19
Dear people who say "life isn't fair",
Yes, yes it is.
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2012-08-15 13:21:10
Dear 20th century,
Music. You're doing it wrong.
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2012-06-21 08:02:25
Dear world,
I'm sorry to say that I will not give Dobby back. Justin Bieber is not a fair trade.
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2012-06-13 18:31:56
Dear Disney,
You've made a black princess, an Asian princess, an Indian princess...how about an overweight princess?
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2012-06-12 14:46:52
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