Dear humans,
I know our relationship has been cold and distant lately, and even when I did manage to show up the space between us was icy. I just wanted to tell you that I've decided to come back to you, though I will understand if you feel like you've been burned.
Sincerely, the sun.
Dear Kate Plus 8,
i dont think the producers care that your husband left.
Sincerely, he wasn't even in the title...
Dear mom,
Don't get mad when I call you by your first name.
Sincerely, it's not like you call me daughter.
Dear mom,,
Technically, yes, money does grow on trees.
Sincerely, money is paper, paper comes from trees...
Dear America ,
Britain has finally given us a terrible music export.
Sincerely, they're called One Direction
Dear professor,
Well, this is awkward...
Sincerely, totally skipped your class this morning.
Dear Disney,
It doesn't count if she is a frog for most of the movie.
Sincerely, try to be a little less racist next time
Dear Disney,
The lion king = incest, the little mermaid = boys like sluts, sleeping beauty = being lazy will win, cinderella = sneaking out at night is good
Sincerely, um...
Dear white boy,
I love you, now we need my parents to agree...
Sincerely, Indian girl.
Dear teachers,
Please believe me. I am totally serious!
Sincerely, my cat tried to eat my homework.
Dear period,
Thank you for being here this month! I will never hate you again!
Sincerely, was almost 16 and pregnant.
Dear people who say "life isn't fair",
Yes, yes it is.
Sincerely, karma.
Dear 20th century,
Music. You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, the 1960s
Dear world,
I'm sorry to say that I will not give Dobby back. Justin Bieber is not a fair trade.
Sincerely, no, he's not..
Dear Disney,
You've made a black princess, an Asian princess, an Indian princess...how about an overweight princess?
Sincerely, two-year-olds shouldn't get the message that they have to be as skinny as a stick to be beautiful.
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