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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

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Dear Harry,

You would have been so much better with Hermione....

Sincerely, Everyone

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30 SPEL CHK PLZ 795 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!61 SEEN IT!182 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3196 FAIL

Dear Electron,

For you there is no charge.

Sincerely, Friendly Bartender

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47 SPEL CHK PLZ 801 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!119 SEEN IT!104 OMG, I DON'T CARE 2652 FAIL

Dear Rice,

Oh I'm gonna be all over you.

Sincerely, White

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36 SPEL CHK PLZ 623 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!82 SEEN IT!129 OMG, I DON'T CARE 2462 FAIL

Dear "That's what she said"ers,

Please stop. It's not as funny as you think it is.

Sincerely, That's What I Say

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53 SPEL CHK PLZ 829 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!56 SEEN IT!203 OMG, I DON'T CARE 2046 FAIL

Dear Women,

We have to deal with your period too.

Sincerely, Men

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24 SPEL CHK PLZ 1456 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!134 SEEN IT!248 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1916 FAIL

Dear Harry Potter,

How come it takes you seven freaking books to catch Voldemort, but it only takes Scooby twenty five minutes?

Sincerely, The World

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23 SPEL CHK PLZ 2126 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!119 SEEN IT!122 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1835 FAIL

Dear Great Britain,

I'm leaving you, please don't fight back. You and your rules sucked. I'm also changing my name. Goodbye.

Sincerely, The Thirteen Colonies (aka. The United States)

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34 SPEL CHK PLZ 631 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!115 SEEN IT!650 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1733 FAIL

Dear Rihanna,

If you like the way it hurts then why did you have such a problem with me hitting you?

Sincerely, Chris Brown

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26 SPEL CHK PLZ 3208 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!405 SEEN IT!80 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1505 FAIL

Dear Chuck Norris,

Who are you exactly? Seriously.

Sincerely, Still wondering.

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23 SPEL CHK PLZ 519 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!34 SEEN IT!89 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1394 FAIL

Dear 18 year old me,

Please remember that my favorite number in the alphabet is yellow.

Sincerely, 3 year old me

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63 SPEL CHK PLZ 4386 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!119 SEEN IT!332 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1273 FAIL

Dear Pinocchio,

Are you for real?!

Sincerely, ... are you?

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37 SPEL CHK PLZ 151 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!42 SEEN IT!148 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1219 FAIL

Dear Humans,

Yeah... Lucky for you maybe! Meanwhile I'm over here hopping in circles.

Sincerely, the Rabbit

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33 SPEL CHK PLZ 315 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!24 SEEN IT!89 OMG, I DON'T CARE 974 FAIL

Dear B.o.B,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry due to your repetitive claims that "you have the magic in you".

Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore

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80 SPEL CHK PLZ 8107 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!367 SEEN IT!349 OMG, I DON'T CARE 963 FAIL

Dear Fish,

I am what you look like with no eyes.

Sincerely, fsh

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84 SPEL CHK PLZ 716 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!47 SEEN IT!73 OMG, I DON'T CARE 875 FAIL

Dear extinct animals,

HA!

Sincerely, natural selection.

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34 SPEL CHK PLZ 628 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!45 SEEN IT!100 OMG, I DON'T CARE 845 FAIL

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