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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear motion sensing hand soap dispensers,
Gee, you're right, there are a lot of germs on hand soap pumps!
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2012-08-15 14:51:11
Dear engineers,
There should be no buttons for floors 2-4 on elevators. People can walk.
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2012-12-08 04:49:53
Dear science teacher,
We're not in 3rd grade anymore
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2013-04-13 11:45:24
Dear Grandparents,
Please understand that I love that you came in for Christmas but when I say "oh yeah you've told me that story" that means you don't have to tell the story again.
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2012-10-25 19:18:12
Dear Pi,
To infinity and beyond!
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2012-08-15 08:06:09
Dear anyone called 'Aaron',
You have the laziest parents in the world.
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2013-01-25 20:25:10
Dear friend playing foosball with me,
That awkward moment when the ball is stuck perfectly in the middle of the table just out of reach.
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2012-08-15 11:51:09
Dear Christians around the world against gay marriage,
Jesus had two dads why can't anyone else?
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2012-06-13 09:31:55
Dear Teenage Girls,
Love yourself the way you are now. Because someday, you're going to get fat.
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2012-07-06 02:48:23
Dear girl at my catholic school,
I think wearing your skirt to your mid-calves is long enough.
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2012-07-23 20:49:35
Dear Americans,
Please stop eating. Or reserve two seats.
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2012-07-02 21:33:11
Dear society,
If you can name two Real Housewives cities but are unable to name two cities in Africa; go grab a fork and stick it in an electrical socket.
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2012-08-14 13:21:05
Dear guys,
There really is no such thing as a "friend zone."
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2012-06-12 21:31:53
Dear OJ, cola, and purple stuff,
The D in SunnyD stands for Delight.
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2012-06-29 01:17:55
Dear teacher,
I can't understand why you won't believe me on this! I mean a dragon WAS in my fridge!
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2012-08-14 11:51:05
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