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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear girl who stole my heart,
I used to love girls who were pretty, popular, mean, and nasty... and they'd put me in the friend zone... and then I met you.
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2012-08-15 12:36:09
Dear 14 year old,
How about you wear more clothes than you do make up?
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2012-08-15 20:51:11
Dear Nazis,,
I said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews" you idiots!
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2012-07-04 14:48:18
Dear people who say money doesn't grow on trees because it's made of cotton,,
Please look up where cotton comes from.
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2012-06-16 16:17:07
Dear vegetarians,
You know what I could have been if you hadn't eaten me?
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2012-06-18 15:32:16
Dear racists,
America doesn't have an official language
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2012-06-13 11:01:55
Dear people who say "when I was 8 we didn't have iPads",
Oh yeah? Well when cavemen were 8 they had rocks and mammoths.
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2012-10-19 11:47:59
Dear people with eating disorders,
This is your body that you're ruining. You can't blame anyone else for your problems. Stop making life so hard on yourselves. You're fine just the way you are.
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2013-03-31 14:44:23
Dear Obama,
Please, learn to, talk without, awkward, pauses every, few words.
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2012-07-09 04:18:35
Dear J.K. Rowling,
If Gryffindor's symbol is a Gryphon, and Slytherin's is a snake, and Ravenclaw's is a raven; then why is a badger called a hufflepuff?
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2012-07-17 23:04:08
Dear kid with no control in History class,
Please stop interrupting the professor, the man has a doctorate in History, and I am paying to hear him lecture me, not you.
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2012-08-15 17:06:11
Dear Harry,
That is not the appropriate response when you see a guy crying in a bathroom.
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2012-08-15 09:36:09
Dear marching bands,
Stop complaining about "not getting enough respect."
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2013-04-21 07:16:02
Dear Teenage Mothers,
Please ignore their judgmental stares and rude comments.
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2012-07-19 11:04:13
Dear Republicans,
Chill out. They just want to get married.
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2012-07-21 05:04:25
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