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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear 911 operator,
What do you mean, you won't help? What kind of emergencies will you help with?!
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2012-08-14 23:51:07
Dear boy who just called me emo,
I saw you kissing a guy the other day. You're lucky I'm nice.
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2012-08-06 04:20:31
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
How did your parents come up with that name?
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2013-04-25 10:16:17
Dear JK Rowling,
Thank you for our childhood.
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2012-07-09 18:33:37
Dear girls who complain about having long distance relationships,
At least you found love in this hopeless place
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2012-06-24 16:17:38
Dear the person who wrote my name on my birth certificate,
Why did you have to leave out the L?
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2012-07-15 20:49:00
Dear December 21 2012,
If you aren't going to be the end of the world, there are going to be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2012.
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2012-10-10 13:17:29
Dear Government,
What happens in my womb is none of your business
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2012-12-11 07:50:03
Dear Hogwarts,
How do you not have teen pregnancies?
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2012-07-06 13:18:25
Dear J.K. Rowling,
If Cho Chang is a year older than Harry Potter, why does she still go to Hogwarts during his seventh year?
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2012-07-12 06:33:47
Dear Folger's Coffee commercial,
Do you have to make your holiday commercial so emotional? I just cried.
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2012-08-15 14:06:10
Dear hiccups,
Please tell me why you find it neccessary to visit at 12:30 AM?
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2012-08-15 21:36:11
Dear high school girls,,
Are you happy now?
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2012-10-06 05:02:08
Dear girlfriend who "likes it rough",
Please consider dating a porn star instead.
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2013-01-26 14:25:13
Dear Girl I like,
Please Break up with your boyfriend
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2012-11-16 06:19:01
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