Dear Sleeping Beauty,
How did your parents come up with that name?
Sincerely, so creative
Dear Nice Guys,
Would you date a girl JUST because she was nice?
Sincerely, didn´t think so. You need to be more than just nice to attract women. Get a personality.
Dear girls who say "it's so annoying when 11 year olds think they're in love",
Please, you just said that cuz no one was interested in you at 11. My love at 11 was totally real
Sincerely, feel free to shut your face
Dear websites that use captchas,
Please explain to me why I have to prove I'm a human being. Unless I am mistaken, I am pretty sure organisms with no thumbs cannot even type.
Sincerely, confused and annoyed girl.
I will pray for you. I wish you could all find it in your hearts to accept Jesus Christ. You deserve to spend eternity in Heaven
Sincerely, someone who Truly Cares.
Dear people wondering why there is an "M" at the end of ATM,
M stands for machine
Please stop saying that being gay is a choice.
Sincerely, why would I choose to live a life that is a million times harder than yours.
Dear atheists who are always giving religious people a hard time,
Do you really want to know why a lot of us are religious, because it's a pretty sane reason unlike the many you come up with.
Sincerely, it's nice to know that someone is looking out for you. P.S. Maybe now you'll leave us alone...
Dear people who think that are the best because that where born in the 90's,
Please I am 12 and watch pinkie and the brain dexters laboratory Pokemon (with the original Pokemon) and a lot more
Sincerely, you are not the best because you remember those show's SO STOP BRAGGING ABOUT IT
Please stop preaching about tolerance if you're going to be intolerant to us.
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
Jesus was a Jew. And the Jews did not kill Jesus, the Romans did.
Sincerely, learn your history, please.
Please send my letter again. Dobby intercepted the first one.
Sincerely, Muggle Born
You have thick, dark, beautiful hair. Please do not ruin it by trying to color it blonde.
Sincerely, is that supposed to look orange?
Dear People who Think Dropping an iPhone on Their Face is Bad,
I just dropped my Canon camera on my mouth.
Dear Lesbian Friend,
Of course I don't care what gender you find attractive. Now hold my hand and skip down the halls with me singing Michael Jackson!!
Sincerely, Your sexual orientation doesn't change anything.