Dear Sleeping Beauty,
How did your parents come up with that name?
Sincerely, so creative
Dear Nice Guys,
Would you date a girl JUST because she was nice?
Sincerely, didn´t think so. You need to be more than just nice to attract women. Get a personality.
Dear girls who say "it's so annoying when 11 year olds think they're in love",
Please, you just said that cuz no one was interested in you at 11. My love at 11 was totally real
Sincerely, feel free to shut your face
Dear websites that use captchas,
Please explain to me why I have to prove I'm a human being. Unless I am mistaken, I am pretty sure organisms with no thumbs cannot even type.
Sincerely, confused and annoyed girl.
Dear Everyone,
I will pray for you. I wish you could all find it in your hearts to accept Jesus Christ. You deserve to spend eternity in Heaven
Sincerely, someone who Truly Cares.
Dear people wondering why there is an "M" at the end of ATM,
M stands for machine
Sincerely, duh!
Dear people who think all slytherins are bad,
Please note that teddy lupin, Severus snape, and albus potter were all slytherins
Sincerely, think again
Dear Voldemort,
Do I have to spell out my love for you for you to notice me? I thought I made it obvious....
Sincerely, Bellatrix Lestrange
Dear Homophobes,
Please stop saying that being gay is a choice.
Sincerely, why would I choose to live a life that is a million times harder than yours.
Dear atheists who are always giving religious people a hard time,
Do you really want to know why a lot of us are religious, because it's a pretty sane reason unlike the many you come up with.
Sincerely, it's nice to know that someone is looking out for you. P.S. Maybe now you'll leave us alone...
Dear people who think that are the best because that where born in the 90's,
Please I am 12 and watch pinkie and the brain dexters laboratory Pokemon (with the original Pokemon) and a lot more
Sincerely, you are not the best because you remember those show's SO STOP BRAGGING ABOUT IT
Dear Atheists,
Please stop preaching about tolerance if you're going to be intolerant to us.
Sincerely, Christians
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
Jesus was a Jew. And the Jews did not kill Jesus, the Romans did.
Sincerely, learn your history, please.
Dear Barbie,
I'm confused. Are you wearing underwear, not wearing underwear, or is it just engraved in your skin with tiny flowers and hearts?
Sincerely, I don't want to know!
Dear legislature,
You won't let us get married? Fine. We hope you like lawsuits!
Sincerely, lesbian couple with two law degrees between them.
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