Dear Cyndi Lauper,
That song is so sexist.
Sincerely, boys want to have fun, too!
Dear Fellow Overlords,
Never let your minions date. You will cease to be their Overlord and become their marriage counselor.
Sincerely, An Overlord
If Harry was a Horcrux, then how come it wasn't destroyed when the basilisk fang stabbed his arm?
Sincerely, he should have been destroyed as soon as the venom entered the body, like the other Horcruxes
Why is there a need to distinguish yourselves by skin color? You're all American anyway.
Dear English Teacher,
Shakespeare got his own language, but I get a D?
Sincerely, we've got messed up Grammar rules
Dear teacher who gave me a C on that book report,
So you gave me a book that was way under my level, expected me to re-read it several times, and lecture me how I would get nowhere if I didn't read?
Sincerely, sorry, was too busy reading my mom's medical school books to pay attention to your shallow book
I saved the world, and I still have to revise for exams?!
Sincerely, Teenage superhero who wishes to remain anonymous.
Dear boy who thinks he's flirting,
I'm not trying to be mean but, please don't whisper in my ear that you "want me"...
Sincerely, a creeped out but somewhat flattered girl
Dear best friend who had her phone on speaker when we were talking,
Please tell me when your hot cousin is sitting right there.
Sincerely, the girl who said, "Well... I am pretty hot."
Dear teddy bear,
I'm sorry all the times I've beaten you against the wall, gotten tears all over you, or ripped or injured you.
Sincerely, you're always there for my abuse.
Dear Overweight People,
Dude, you may not understand and hate us for this, but we're self conscious too.
Sincerely, Skinny People
Please stop trying to make me laugh.
Sincerely, I'm trying to give you the silent treatment
So you broke up with a girl because she was bisexual? And bisexuals are greedy bastards but your friend is one? This is awkward.
Sincerely, your bisexual little sister.
Please have more chocolate than sugar in your ingredients.
Sincerely, If I wanted a solid block of sugar, I'd just buy that...
Please understand that me declaring you as ''my little sister'' means I will protect you and keep you safe without expecting anything in return, this is independent (though not mutually exclusive) from physical or romantic feelings.
Sincerely, Sincerely, the guy trying to keep true to his moral code.