Dear Society,
Please Don't assume that just because I have blond hair, I'm failing all my classes.
Sincerely, Girl with all A's and B+'s
Dear military,
Some of us are on anti-depressants and are therefore ineligable to serve.
Sincerely, people looking for work.
Dear Youth Pastor,
My brother is a cross-dresser, my uncle loves his boyfriend, my aunts have been together for 30 years, and my friend is openly gay. All these people are my family and I'm not disowning any of them, no matter how many times you say being gay is not okay.
Sincerely, I still believe in God but I've lost faith in you.
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling me I'm lazy. I get up at 5:30, finish up whatever homework I couldn't finish the night before, and get to school by 7. I then spend 8 hours doing AP Calculus, AP English, AP Biology, French, AP Physics B, and AP Government in concurrence with my other classes and research at the local university. When I get home at 3:30 I don't want to dance for joy because I have another five hours of homework.
Sincerely, your hard-working and excelling high school junior.
Dear World,
Work towards a brighter future, and take over the world.
Sincerely, the Bi Agenda
Dear people against gay marriage because they aren't gay,
You don't have to be gay to support gay rights
Sincerely, That's like hating someone for liking a movie you haven't seen
Dear friend,
Please pick up on the obvious cues that I'm dropping about wanting to be more than friends.
Sincerely, the girl that just lied to you and said that she's totally fine with being just friends.
Dear lady smoking,
I was walking away to get away from you
Sincerely, don't follow me!
Dear Monday,
You do know everyone hates you
Sincerely, I am not getting out of my bed
Dear friend,
I think you have overstayed your welcome.
Sincerely, I just found your thong under my sheets.
Dear twilight,
Remember when you were just a time of day?
Sincerely, curious
Dear "Like my brother,",
It's not that I don't think of you that way, it's that I CAN'T.
Sincerely, my best friend is in love with you
Dear Person who friendzoned me,
I'm glad you don't feel weird around me now and we can still be best friends, but please stop complaining to me about being single.
Sincerely, You don't have to be
Dear guys who are in the "Friendzone",
There is a reason you are in it
Sincerely, everybody who is tired of you complaining
Dear teachers,
6 hours of school for 5 days a week is plenty of time to teach us what the freaking lesson's about!!!
Sincerely, we have a life on the weekend!
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