Dear blank, please blank: Fail pages: Fail.

Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

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Dear girl bugging me into telling her who I like,

Please just stop already. I just met you ten minutes ago and don't want to share.

Sincerely, I don't know you well enough to be rude

COMMENTS

0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear Grey's Anatomy,

I'm pretty sure death rates are supposed to be higher in your patients than the doctors...

Sincerely, med student who would never work at Seattle Grace Mercy Death.

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear "Clear your plate there are kids starving in Africa.",

Starving kids in Africa would clear their plates, mystery solved?

Sincerely, we should be grateful we have food, just saying...

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear "If you want a boyfriend go find one!",

Maybe I'm affraid no one wants what I'm offering

Sincerely, I just wanna connect with someone

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear T.V. shows,

Why do you have to take a break during winter break?

Sincerely, bored student with nothing to watch

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear Barnes and Noble cafe,

Sorry for shouting, 'It's okay, it's just a piece of plastic!' when I dropped my phone.

Sincerely, Yeah, I don't know, sorry for shouting.

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear Neighbors,

You are worse than Mrs. Dabney

Sincerely, Disney fan

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear Geeky Guy who's into Doctor Who Star Wars LOTR and Harry Potter and who I've been recklessly in love with for the past 2 years,

Can we talk it out? I know we could make it work if you gave me a chance. I know you're scared too, but every new thing I learn about you I fall in love more and I can't help it.

Sincerely, Sincerely, Geeky Girl who's also into Doctor Who, Star Wars, LOTR and Harry Potter with social anxie

COMMENTS

0 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL