Dear Americans,
What on earth are 'Sophomores' and 'Freshmans'.
Sincerely, a very confused Australian
Dear society,
Just because I prefer winter over summer doesn't mean it's just because I'm fat.
Sincerely, a naturally warmer person.
Dear sleep,
Please don't stop always when it gets interesting
Sincerely, one second from kissing my crush
Dear Internet,
Please stop working i have no self control and an exam tomorrow morning
Sincerely, someone who should be studying
Dear Nikki Minaj,
WHY?!?!
Sincerely, The ears
Dear so called "Family".,
Please wake me up when your actually going to go out. Especially today, since it's fathers day, cause I wanna be with my dad too.
Sincerely, Your emotionally hurt daughter who you didn't even bother to ask if she wanted to go.
Dear person who told us all about J.K. Rowling's announcement,
And thank YOU for tellling all the rest of the Harry Potter fans what she said.
Sincerely, the girl crying into her Harry Potter books...
Dear Martha,
Please note that fans love and admire you, regardless of what the Doctor thinks.
Sincerely, a Whovian
Dear Adolf Hitler,
Please Russian winter got you too, huh?
Sincerely, Napoleon Bonaparte
Dear Pigs,
I love you so much pig lover.
Sincerely, Pig Lover
Dear guy at school,
No, boasting about your excessive drug use does not make you cool
Sincerely, I couldn't care less.
Dear guys who wonder why girls date jerks,
It's because when we're little we're taught that if he's picking on you it means he likes you.
Sincerely, it's stupid but it's true
Dear frizzy haired girl I like,
Please go out with me. It was meant to be.
Sincerely, the ginger potterhead
Dear "nice guys",
I get it your mom taught you to hold open the door for us but if I'm already holding the door open for you you don't have to just sit there until I go in first
Sincerely, not being a feminist- just being nice
Dear "You can run but you can't hide",
Wanna bet?
Sincerely, Waldo
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