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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Middle School Girls,,
Please remember you are dressing for middle school, not a 21 and over club.
Sincerely, your big sister's high school innocence.
Dear runner in the snow,,
I applaud your motivation.
Sincerely, inside, under a blanket with a mug of hot cocoa
Dear naturally purple-eyed people,
Please give me the Alexandria's Genesis. I want purple eyes. You are so lucky. You don't have to shave and women with the gene don't menstruate but are still fertile.
Sincerely, trade with me. I am SO jealous.
Dear Girlfriend,
i told you i'd wait.
Sincerely, your plane just landed from Iraq.
Dear guys who hit on me at work,
Pleas explain to me why this polyester/spandex blend shirt, visor, and mustard stained pants are so attractive to you.
Sincerely, I smell like a french fry and work at McDonalds
Dear snack food industry,
Please quit ripping people off by filling your bags and/or pouches of snacks only halfway full.
Sincerely, I've got the munchies and I want more than 10 mini cheese crackers per package
Dear boy that pulled his friend out of the way so I could pass.,
Please know how much that means to me. Thank you.
Sincerely, that small shy girl who usually gets pushed aside.
Dear Mom,
Thank you for not looking at me funny when I hold my chihuahua in the air and sing, "JAAAAAAAAAALAPENO".
Sincerely, Disney has taught me well
Dear Teachers,
If you hated school the first time, why did you go back?
Sincerely, Just Wondering...
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel you're overreacting.
Sincerely, mentos
Dear 3:00 am,
Why do we have to keep meeting this way?
Sincerely, Insomniac
Dear school nurse,
I don't need a band-aid
Sincerely, I have a headache
Dear boy I've never talked to,
Thank you for making my day by teaching me how to speak tree
Sincerely, im falling in love with you
Dear friends,
Please dont be worried about this bruise on my face
Sincerely, my wall punched me
Dear girl in the hallway listening to headphones,
If i can hear the music playing in your ear 10 feet away from you at the same volume I would normaly listen to my music there is a problem.
Sincerely, How are you not deaf???
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