WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

Dear legs,
Please stop getting super hot under the covers, then freezing out of the covers.
Dear Netflicks Instant,
I blame you.
Dear people of the English speaking world,
Please look up the definition of the word "literally".
Dear web browser,
WHERE IS THAT NOISE COMING FROM?!
Dear boyfriend,
You...don't...like...BACON?!
Dear person reading this,
I always wonder who you are, what you look like, and your reasons for being on here too.
Dear Grandma who just got an iPhone,
I don't know how to answer that
Dear boy who texted me first,
You're quite the conversationalist.
Dear future students,,
I hope you're Harry Potter fans.
Dear Graduate Professor,
Please tell me that tumblr and facebook are acceptable sources for this research paper.
Dear people who buy the school's toilet paper,
Why do you buy the thinest brand possible?
Dear world,
There really aren't that many fish in the sea anymore. Sorry.
Dear professor,
I'd just like an answer. No belittlement necessary.
Dear Dad,
Please understand that I'm going to be busy over the break. You're the one who insisted that I get a job.
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