Dear people against gay marriage because they aren't gay,
You don't have to be gay to support gay rights
Sincerely, That's like hating someone for liking a movie you haven't seen
Work towards a brighter future, and take over the world.
Sincerely, the Bi Agenda
Please pick up on the obvious cues that I'm dropping about wanting to be more than friends.
Sincerely, the girl that just lied to you and said that she's totally fine with being just friends.
Dear lady smoking,
I was walking away to get away from you
Sincerely, don't follow me!
I think you have overstayed your welcome.
Sincerely, I just found your thong under my sheets.
You do know everyone hates you
Sincerely, I am not getting out of my bed
Remember when you were just a time of day?
Dear "Like my brother,",
It's not that I don't think of you that way, it's that I CAN'T.
Sincerely, my best friend is in love with you
Dear Person who friendzoned me,
I'm glad you don't feel weird around me now and we can still be best friends, but please stop complaining to me about being single.
Sincerely, You don't have to be
Dear guys who are in the "Friendzone",
There is a reason you are in it
Sincerely, everybody who is tired of you complaining
6 hours of school for 5 days a week is plenty of time to teach us what the freaking lesson's about!!!
Sincerely, we have a life on the weekend!
Dear popular kids at school,
Just because I'm fat and always smiling, doesn't mean I don't hear the things you say and the way you look at me.
Sincerely, a NORMAL teenage girl
Would you mind scooting over when we have to share the same bed.
Sincerely, half way off the bed with no covers
Please put an amount limit and time lock of how much you can use a day
Sincerely, with you less is more