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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear people against gay marriage because they aren't gay,
You don't have to be gay to support gay rights
Dear World,
Work towards a brighter future, and take over the world.
Dear friend,
Please pick up on the obvious cues that I'm dropping about wanting to be more than friends.
Dear lady smoking,
I was walking away to get away from you
Dear friend,
I think you have overstayed your welcome.
Dear Monday,
You do know everyone hates you
Dear twilight,
Remember when you were just a time of day?
Dear "Like my brother,",
It's not that I don't think of you that way, it's that I CAN'T.
Dear Person who friendzoned me,
I'm glad you don't feel weird around me now and we can still be best friends, but please stop complaining to me about being single.
Dear guys who are in the "Friendzone",
There is a reason you are in it
Dear teachers,
6 hours of school for 5 days a week is plenty of time to teach us what the freaking lesson's about!!!
Dear popular kids at school,
Just because I'm fat and always smiling, doesn't mean I don't hear the things you say and the way you look at me.
Dear Friend,
Would you mind scooting over when we have to share the same bed.
Dear axe,
Please put an amount limit and time lock of how much you can use a day
Dear world, ,
I wish I was like my dog.
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