Dear legs,
Please stop getting super hot under the covers, then freezing out of the covers.
Sincerely, I don't like feeling like I'm going through menopause at 18
Dear Netflicks Instant,
I blame you.
Sincerely, not studying for finals
Dear Girls,
We're not mindreaders.
Sincerely, Guys
Dear people of the English speaking world,
Please look up the definition of the word "literally".
Sincerely, no, you aren't "literally dying"
Dear web browser,
WHERE IS THAT NOISE COMING FROM?!
Sincerely, frantically closing all the tabs.
Dear boyfriend,
You...don't...like...BACON?!
Sincerely, this isn't going to work out...
Dear person reading this,
I always wonder who you are, what you look like, and your reasons for being on here too.
Sincerely, I'm not the only one, right?
Dear Grandma who just got an iPhone,
I don't know how to answer that
Sincerely, "Why don't the Angry Birds just fly using their wings?"
Dear boy who texted me first,
You're quite the conversationalist.
Sincerely, girl keeping this convo alive
Dear future students,,
I hope you're Harry Potter fans.
Sincerely, this book is the property of the half-blood prince
Dear Graduate Professor,
Please tell me that tumblr and facebook are acceptable sources for this research paper.
Sincerely, I have NO attention span.
Dear people who buy the school's toilet paper,
Why do you buy the thinest brand possible?
Sincerely, I'm just gonna use more...
Dear world,
There really aren't that many fish in the sea anymore. Sorry.
Sincerely, BP
Dear professor,
I'd just like an answer. No belittlement necessary.
Sincerely, it's not my fault you're vague.
Dear Dad,
Please understand that I'm going to be busy over the break. You're the one who insisted that I get a job.
Sincerely, your daughter who can't drop all of her plans at a moments notice.
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