WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear girl who told me that I'm too old to like the movie Frozen,
Let it go.
Dear girls talking about me when I'm in the same room,
I HAVE EARS!
Dear best friend,
Please always hold my hand when I cry. You picked up my broken day.
Dear cute guy tickling his 5 year old brother,
Every girl on the train wants you now
Dear fellow grocery shoppers,
It's just three days of cold weather. Besides, What are you going to do with just milk, eggs, and bread??
Dear students,
Good luck on your final exams if you haven't taken them!
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
Thank you for still being my friend.
Dear mom,
thank you for playing nice when my much older boyfriend and his son came over
Dear my brother's girlfriend,
If you marry him, please put your first impression of him in your vows.
Dear shy guy on the soccer team,
Please talk more with because it's hard to tell if you like me or not.
Dear Mom,
Thanks isn't a big enough word for all that you do
Dear mother,
How can you call me a spoiled brat? I just asked you to drive me to the library, not buy me an Iphone.
Dear Mom,
Please realize that just because I chose to work on a project over going to a dance does not make me anti-social. I don't want to be pressured into this. I care about my grades and this is an important assignment.
Dear Murphy,
No one likes your laws.
Dear Friendzoned Guys,
Once you ask a girl about the possibility of ever dating, she might just have a new view of you, and what you could mean to her.
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