Dear lesbian couple who I saw in church today,
Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity!
Sincerely, a closeted homosexual
Dear high school boys,
Please shave your face. It is not attractive.
Sincerely, teenage girls every where
Dear girl who asked what my twin's birthday is,
Sincerely, you know my birthday. think about it.
Dear friends I blew off to see my dad,
I'm sorry my dad doesn't come home to me everyday like yours.
Sincerely, I may not complain about it, but divorce is hard even after ten years
Dear girls who need an excuse to hug their crush,
Research has proven that at least 3 hugs a day make you happier, healthier, and live longer. Seriously, go research it.
Sincerely, you're welcome :)
Dear Boys who say that girls should write a book on how to understand them and make them happy,
There is one reason that we haven't; every girl is different
Sincerely, a gamer girl and her bookish best friend
Having short hair and no cleavage showing does not make a girl gay
Sincerely, short haired girl who likes guys
Dear Four out of five/Nine out of ten/Two out of three etc,
Why is there always one person who never recommends your product?
Sincerely, always been curious about that.
Dear ex-boyfriend. ,
Yes, I did break up with you and go out with another guy the same day. I would rather be a "whore" than your girlfriend. You see, my current boyfriend doesn't laugh at my scars. He has them too, and we have helped eachother stop cutting. And he doesn't ditch me to go hang out with a bunch of other girls like you did.
Dear siblings everywhere,
Please realize that when anyone trusts you enough to confide who they like in you, it means they really trust you
Sincerely, don't tell the person and break that trust
Dear Guys Friends,
Please continue to be flirty and nice towards me even though no other guy at school will flirt with me.
Sincerely, Socially awkward female friend.
Dear random person who sent me a Hogwarts acceptance letter,
You made my life. It was the only acceptance letter I ever recive.
Sincerely, that kid who always hoped
Dear company saying they have hair-ties for every color hair, ,
You sit on a throne of lies!
Dear High School Students,
Yes, your teachers read DBPB too. And yes, we expect you to do work, listen in class and learn something--that's why you're here.
Sincerely, we spend just as much time preparing and grading your assignments as you do writing them.