WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear My Health Teacher,
Please stop. I know your trying to be funny but calling your students mentally retarded is too far. Is asking for the due date of our project really that bad?
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Thanks for making it impossible to write a series about vampires without it being compared to Twilight and/or being called a complete rip-off of your series. And while we're at it, thanks for making everyone believe that vampires sparkle if they go out in the sun.
Dear 4-year-old daughter,
Please note: when I take off your wet shoes and socks after you jump in a giant puddle, it is NOT so you can run back outside and continue jumping in it barefoot....or dip your hands in it...or your hair...or sit down in it...or lay down...
Dear cute girl,
Please take notice of the quiet guy who likes painting over sports.
Dear slowrobot.com,
I have joined you. Where's my free kitten?
Dear Washing Machine,
Sure, put all the blame on me. We all know you ate those socks.
Dear bullies in my English class,
Please leave the Asian transfer students alone, it’s NOT cool when you volunteer them to read out loud just to laugh at their mistakes and accent. They learned another language, left their families, and are sitting in an honor’s level class I'm not sure you deserve to be in.
Dear Virgins,
Please stop assuming you're better than me because I'm not one. If my boyfriend can accept why I'm not, why can't you?
Dear Crush,
Yes I know your taken but I still think your hot.
Dear DBPB users,
Has it occurred to you to actually talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend/friend/parent/etc.?
Dear Project partner,
No, I didn't do any work on the project with you
Dear internal alarm clock ,
I stayed up late last night
Dear guy I like,
I wish I could come give you a hug every time you needed one.
Dear friend's little sister,
Please continue gaining those pounds. You look better than you have in weeks.
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