Dear high school teachers,
If you guys actually write that book on stupid things you've heard said, I will both contribute and buy a copy.
Sincerely, I just heard an 11th grader ask 'What's a thesis?"
Dear Forever Alones,
Please stop whining long enough to listen. At some point, you will find someone. And you know what? It won't be a big deal. Because you need a romantic partner like a fish needs a bicycle. You have friends, and you have family. And that's all anyone ever really needs.
Sincerely, love has more than one face.
Dear Future Boyfriend,
Please Hurry up and find me already
Sincerely, Forever Alone
Please turn off your loud techno music.
Sincerely, I have workouts at 7:30 tomorrow morning.
Dear kid who sits across from me in math,
Please stop making fun of the guys in choir and calling them gay,
Sincerely, I may be 12, but I'll stick up for them and tell you why singing doesn't make you gay.
You were named accurately.
Sincerely, where did my night go?!
Thanks for letting nerds find eachother!
Sincerely, nerds everywhere
Please don't say us DBPB-ers belong on your website.
Sincerely, we are superior
When you fall, I'll be there for you.
Please go to the bottom of the page and put your mouse over the "Also By Us"
Sincerely, Amusement for hours
It took a lot of guts to tell you that you were my son...
Sincerely, you kind of ruined it by yelling, "NOOOOOOO"
Dear Guys In Gym Class,
You're not "dope" if you try to shoot ball in the basket facing backwards and you luckily make it the second time.
Sincerely, The Chick you hit in the head with a basketball the first time.
Please, just let Bing die.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
When you said in your books that there wouldn't be a single child in the world who wouldn't know his name, did you really think it would come true?
Sincerely, a potter head
The doctors said you will come back, but you have no idea who you're dealing with. She may be in her 70's, but my grandmother is the strongest woman I know.
Sincerely, she already beat you once. Bring it on!