Dear My Health Teacher,
Please stop. I know your trying to be funny but calling your students mentally retarded is too far. Is asking for the due date of our project really that bad?
Sincerely, I saw him crying in the Office after.....
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Thanks for making it impossible to write a series about vampires without it being compared to Twilight and/or being called a complete rip-off of your series. And while we're at it, thanks for making everyone believe that vampires sparkle if they go out in the sun.
Sincerely, Aspiring author who loves classic, weak-in-the-sun-but-not-sparkling-or-bursting-into-flames vampire
Dear 4-year-old daughter,
Please note: when I take off your wet shoes and socks after you jump in a giant puddle, it is NOT so you can run back outside and continue jumping in it barefoot....or dip your hands in it...or your hair...or sit down in it...or lay down...
Sincerely, your almost-equally wet mother...(but I'm glad you had fun)
Dear cute girl,
Please take notice of the quiet guy who likes painting over sports.
Sincerely, scared of talking to you...
I have joined you. Where's my free kitten?
Sincerely, I want a kitten!
Dear Washing Machine,
Sure, put all the blame on me. We all know you ate those socks.
Sincerely, the Dryer
Dear bullies in my English class,
Please leave the Asian transfer students alone, it’s NOT cool when you volunteer them to read out loud just to laugh at their mistakes and accent. They learned another language, left their families, and are sitting in an honor’s level class I'm not sure you deserve to be in.
Sincerely, hosting a close friend from China next year
Please stop assuming you're better than me because I'm not one. If my boyfriend can accept why I'm not, why can't you?
Sincerely, raped at 15
Yes I know your taken but I still think your hot.
Sincerely, love struck
Dear DBPB users,
Has it occurred to you to actually talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend/friend/parent/etc.?
Sincerely, posting on an anonymous website isn't doing anything
Dear Project partner,
No, I didn't do any work on the project with you
Sincerely, maybe that was because you wouldn't let me
It's May. Get lost.
Dear internal alarm clock ,
I stayed up late last night
Sincerely, why am I awake at 6am on a Sunday
Dear guy I like,
I wish I could come give you a hug every time you needed one.
Sincerely, I'll always be here to support you.