Dear Friend,
Would you mind scooting over when we have to share the same bed.
Sincerely, half way off the bed with no covers
Dear axe,
Please put an amount limit and time lock of how much you can use a day
Sincerely, with you less is more
Dear world, ,
I wish I was like my dog.
Sincerely, just the sound of my name would make me incredibly happy
Dear male teacher who won't let me go to the bathroom,,
By me holding my bladder, you can cause me difficulties during birth. Also if I can't go---
Sincerely, amused female student who just got back from the bathroom
Dear best guy friend from childhood ,
Please realize how much bringing me ice cream after getting my wisdom teeth out means to me. We may not talk all the time but I love you.
Sincerely, I hope you know we are getting married
Dear world,
Maybe ginger do have souls... After all, Ron and the other Weasleys weren't too bad.
Sincerely, Please don't kill me
Dear Pre-calc student,
Please, just wait until they take your calculator away for the entire year.
Sincerely, Calculus student thinking of pre-calc as the good days
Dear Body,
Don't make me fart in a really serious moment or a dead silenced moment.
Sincerely, Your master who just got humiliated by your actions.
Dear my boyfriend's parents,
Please stop trying to force your religion on your son. I respect that you're devoted, but religion is supposed to bring joy, happienss, and hope. He just doesn't get these things out of it. Religion is not meant for some people. Can't you see how you're making him suffer?
Sincerely, his concerned girlfriend
Dear rich friends,
Please stop acting like your poor.
Sincerely, a poor college student who works her butt off
Dear Ex Boyfriend,
Please Don't get so butt hurt when I move on. YOU broke up with ME because YOU cheated on ME.
Sincerely, Screw You.
Dear Dad,
Please understand, that I know we are alike and that's why we don't get along, but I really do love you
Sincerely, Your little girl
Dear Latin Professor,
Thank you for making my year. Hearing you say "I prefer prostitutes over harlots" was hilarious when we were translating Genesis.
Sincerely, A highly amused student
Dear girl bugging me into telling her who I like,
Please just stop already. I just met you ten minutes ago and don't want to share.
Sincerely, I don't know you well enough to be rude
Dear Grey's Anatomy,
I'm pretty sure death rates are supposed to be higher in your patients than the doctors...
Sincerely, med student who would never work at Seattle Grace Mercy Death.
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