WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear friend,
So I don't judge you for dating guys older than us, but you judge me for dating a guy a year younger?
Dear woman on the bus,
Thank you for giving $4 to the girl behind us who needed to fill a prescription. You reminded me how much of an impact random acts of kindness can have.
Dear everyone,
Don't ever think you aren't good enough for someone. I spent 3 years thinking that and just got asked out by him.
Dear guy who patted my back gave me a thumbs up and kept running at the charity run when you saw I was about to give up,
I dont know who you are but thank you
Dear best friend's newly ex-boyfriend,
You broke up with her and starting dating a new girl less than an hour later. I don't care that you play football, I play volleyball. My job is to hit the ball as hard as I possibly can.
Dear Complete Stranger Who Said I Looked Beautiful In That Dress,
I was having a really bad day. You cheered me up.
Dear guy who doesn't know me,
Yes I did just walk up and slapped you across the face.
Dear Friends in relationships,
Please Understand that sometimes when it's just me and a ton of couples I start to feel lonely, and I have to leave. It's not you, I really do just feel that awkward.
Dear boy I'm in love with,
Please never stop waving and smiling whenever you see me.
Dear self,
first, you can't wait to have a job. Now you have one offered and you're too nervous to actually take it
Dear girlfriend,
Sorry about the icicle. I did it for you. It was so you could feel my PAIN! Ratatatata.... <3
Dear Passive Aggressive College Professor that implied I was going to spend my life behind a cubicle,
Guess who gets to fly around the world for free working for an airline while you will spend the next thirty years making snarky remarks and growing all the more bitter?
Dear random middle schoolers who take up the whole hallway,
Please continue to do so. I mean, it's not as if I had anything important to do in my AP class across campus.
Dear mom,
Please stop calling me names when I try to stand up for myself. You're the one who told me not to let others dictate who I am.
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
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