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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear companies who make girls' jeans:,
Please make your pockets deeper than one inch.
Sincerely, losing money every day.
Dear Bride throwing the bouquet ,
Please don't throw it to me, I don't want to me tackled by all these girls!!!
Sincerely, oh great, so I caught it! Now what???
Dear Internet,
YOU HAVE ALL YOUR BARS FILLED. I CAN SEE THEM
Sincerely, you have no excuse not to connect
Dear idiots who shouted homophobic slurs at the two boys on the dance team during the winter homecoming assembly,
Gay or not, doing a dance routine in front of the entire student body is braver than anything I've ever seen you do.
Sincerely, Shut your douchey mouths!
Dear guys who say chivalry after everything,
You literally pushed me over and said "Haha. Chivalry!"
Sincerely, I don't think it means what you think
Dear Betty and Veronica,
He's Mine.
Sincerely, Jughead.
Dear music commercial,
Stop saying the artists name every six seconds.
Sincerely, if I hear Macklemore one more time...
Dear everyone,
Yes, I am a girl. Yes, I have short hair. No, that does not automatically make me a lesbian.
Sincerely, A straight girl who knows all too well what it is like to be made fun of for being gay.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Do you actually know what a "scarlet letter" is? You just called yourself an adulteress.
Sincerely, Read a book
Dear introverted self,
Please make conversation when need be. It helps avoid awkward silences.
Sincerely, on a blind date and haven't said a word
Dear non Christians ,
Please respect as a Christian the views of many Atheists have been shoved down my throat.
Sincerely, you're not the only ones who have to deal with it.
Dear Robert Pattinson,
Thank you for hating Twilight
Sincerely, a proud Hufflepuff
Dear friends,
Please don't loudly and repeatedly ask what the precise and parallel scars on my wrist are in a large group.
Sincerely, I'll tell you when I can trust you
Dear guy friends,
Thanks for the hoodie. And hat.
Sincerely, stealing your stuff and not planning on giving it back
Dear YouTube,
Please get rid of the adds that play music with no mute button.
Sincerely, everyone on YouTube
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