WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear "Not Going to Prom",
I didn't go either. Instead, I went on a fishing trip with my dad. It was totally worth it.
Dear people who write on the bathroom stalls,
Thank you for giving me something to read AND the inside scoop at school.
Dear overly paranoid parents,
Just because I am of age to drink alcohol doesn't mean I go and down alcohol every single time I am out with friends.
Dear Hawaiians,
You're not the only ones who get it.
Dear homophobes,
Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in 1.
Dear obstinately blind pro-lifers ,
Please know that Pro-choice is just that. CHOICE. It doesn't mean pro-abortionist, it means 'in support of letting the pregnant woman make her own decision'.
Dear Society,
No, I don't care about sex. No, I don't "just need the right person to come along." Can't I just stick with friends and cuddling?
Dear boy who broke my little sister's heart,
I will end you.
Dear Little Brother,
Please keep making me proud on X-box live.
Dear DBPB users,
Thanks for making me smile, laugh, and even cry. It what keeps me going.
Dear Society,
Please stop thinking that because I am christian I hate LGBTQ people
Dear boys who have yet to tell that special girl how you feel,
Just tell her. Even if she doesn't feel the same way, at least she'll know and rejection in this kind of scenario doesn't hurt that bad.
Dear older brother and sister contemplating military jobs,
Please know that I will always support you, and love you.
Dear guys,
Please stop wearing the WHOLE bottle of axe cologne! Learn the limit!
Dear Cousin,
You're annoying, you're crazy, you tease me and you throw me into the lake. But even though I don't say it often, know I love you.
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