Dear ER doc,
Is it really so hard to believe a teenage girl might have serious abdominal pain for reasons OTHER than being pregnant?
Sincerely, still a virgin, just get me a CT scan already
Dear people who haven't seen pitch perfect,
Are you acacrazy?
Sincerely, you don't see what I did there do you?
Dear airport security,
Well, if I wanted to, I could do this and this and this to get whatever the heck I wanted past you...
Sincerely, you're not fooling anyone
Dear people who call feminist 'Feminazis',
Feminism isn't just for women. It's for people who want equality.
Sincerely, The boy who love musical theater, the color pink and his beautiful girlfriend.
Dear Girls who continue saying "You'll find someone eventually",
Please stop crushing our hope.
Sincerely, Kind Guys Still Searching
Did it ever occur to you that the pigs should be the angry ones?
Sincerely, I don't like having birds shot at me.
Why don't you trust your own tail, but still want everybody on the street to pet you?
Sincerely, your confused owner.
Dear 5 year-old girl I babysit,
Thank you for almost giving me a heart attack when you yelled at me in panic from the other room.
Sincerely, "COME HERE NOW, MULAN IS ON!!!"
Why can't I have a balloon animal?! I'm not too old!
Sincerely, after all, I'm too young to get a lip piercing.
Dear girl in my Biology class,
When you partner with me for an experiment, please don't treat me like a five year old.
Sincerely, I scored the highest in our year in the last Biology exam
When will you stop comparing me to "everybody else my age*?
Sincerely, fed up daughter.
Dear mom who says I spend too much money on books,
Do you realize how many 17 year olds spend their money on drugs instead?
Sincerely, that's what I thought
Dear people who say they know how to get away with a crime because they watch NCIS or CSI,
I watch Supernatural.
Sincerely, I guess this makes me a sexy beast.
It suprises me that so many of your users still have legos.
Sincerely, rock on I love you.