Please get rid of the adds that play music with no mute button.
Sincerely, everyone on YouTube
Dear guy I rejected,
Please realize two things. 1) You were a jerk to me before I "got hot" and 2)I said, "We can be friends," not "Please hate my guts and insult me every time you see me."
Sincerely, that's why I rejected you
Dear people who complain about 3 week show breaks,
I've been waiting since March and will continue waiting until October.
Sincerely, dedicated Walking Dead fan
Dear "Southern U.S.A.",
I open doors for everyone too. :)
Sincerely, a female from the northwestern part of the United States
Dear people who told me to "stop flirting"...,
So what if an emotional guy needs a good hug when he's down? I'm not flirting I'm enjoying my time with my only friends...
Sincerely, they're my friends...suck it up...
Dear guy best friend,
Just because you have heard of a period before and know the symptoms, does NOT make you an expert on what they are like.
Sincerely, VERY annoyed female friend
I swear I didn't want you to look for the nearest in and out in the middle of class
Sincerely, embarrassed student who just got a detention
Why did you have to run out of lead now?
Sincerely, Taking a test and don't have extra
Dear English teacher that let us watch The Lion King,
You said it was for our Hamlet project. We will still sing hakuna matata.
Sincerely, you can sing, too
Please stop making my breath terrible. I love you but this is an abusive relationship and it has to stop.
Sincerely, my sandwich isn't whole without you.
Just because I take one deep breath doesn't mean I'm tired and need to run more
Sincerely, Player who just needed a breath
Please hire me. I can't get a job because I don't have any experience, and I can't get experience if I don't get a job.
Sincerely, It's a vicious cycle
Please stop getting mad at me for being tired at the end of the day and can't do chores till the weekend. I'm at school longer than you're at work.
Sincerely, 7-5 everyday
Dear slow walkers in hallways,
Please either walk faster or walk in smaller groups.
Sincerely, fast walker awkwardly stuck behind a slow-moving wall