Dear People of the World,
Please I don't want to sound slutty or anything, but feel free to use me whenever you want
Dear "popular girls",
Before you judge the "cat freak" you should get to know her first
Sincerely, she is my awesome best friend
You know I like you, why won't you say anything?
Sincerely, stop flirting if you don't mean it
Dear Owl City,
Y U NO release Beautiful Mystery?!
Sincerely, That was your best song ever!
Dear Mr Penn Jillette,
Please win apprentice for all those out there who need inspiration to continue on with life...
Sincerely, Some one who is after inspiraton
You can't get from D.C. to Norfolk in 30 minutes. It's a 5 hour drive.
Sincerely, Native Washingtonian
please stop asking if you're allowed to kiss me
Sincerely, we've been dating for months and I've known you for years
Dear awkward guy with a cute smile,
Please have the courage to say hi or strike a conversation. I've been waiting for so long. And I already caught you looking at me for several times. Please, please.
Sincerely, that girl whose day brightens up when you smile at her
Dear police officer,
No I am not drunk. I just can't say my alphabet backwards. Deal with it.
Sincerely, crap I don't want to go to prison though!
You think we're hard to shop for? Teddy bears, chocolate, jewelry!
Sincerely, don't know what to buy a boy for his birthday.
Dear people who gather around my locker every day before school,
Please don't look so surprised when I ask you to move. We do this EVERY MORNING.
Sincerely, Find a new spot?
Please don't tell me my head looks like a mop when you had your hairstyle the same way back in the 80's.
Sincerely, Your Shaggy-Haired Son
Please don't kick out my big sister
Sincerely, I don't think I can get through high school without her
When you said that you had the Doctor Who line "just for god sake kiss the girl" before our first kiss, my heart melted.
Sincerely, you're perfect