WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear guy who kept shoving me and calling me rude names,
How'd it feel when your ass hit the ground? And when your head bounced off the wall?
Dear lab partners,
Please don't be offended with my lack of response to you.
Dear supposedly punk rock boyfriend,
You just got 100x cuter when I caught you in your car singing Suit and Tie.
Dear boy I don't like,
You thought I was playing hard to get? What a coincidence! I thought you were playing hard to tolerate.
Dear websites that give free trial periods,
Ha! Joke's on you!
Dear girls,
Bruno Mars may take a grenade for you, but we take hundreds.
Dear Honesty,
Why not try a little kindness and respect?
Dear games on my phone,
Please stop giving me hints
Dear world,
Please don't fart in class.
Dear New Zealand Parliament,
Thank you for passing the Marriage (Definition of Marriage) Amendment Bill, and making same sex marriage legal in New Zealand. Thank you for granting the right of marriage to all LGBT people.
Dear parents,
Just because I don't play hockey like my four sisters doesn't mean my dreams of going to law school are worthless
Dear American Government.,
Make gay marriage legal in all states. Seriously, it's been long enough.
Dear people who call Americans fat,
Please shut up until you can come close to our medal count in the Olympics and make most of those medals gold.
Dear native West Virginians,
Please realize that a vacuum cleaner is not a sweeper. A sweeper is a person who sweeps. With a broom.
Dear Mean Spanish Teacher,
Please help me understand how humiliating your students and making them feel even more stupid than they already feel helps me learn how to speak Spanish.
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