Dear women of the world,
Don't lose hope. The right guy is out there.
Sincerely, 3 horrible relationships later and found my best friend and soulmate.
Please hurry up and set the FIOS lines in the rest of Manayunk and Philadelphia
Sincerely, the people who can get it don't appreaciate it and I'm tired of Comcast screwing me over
Dear now ex gf,
Ignoring me for a week then saying "Wanna see a magic trick? Poof! Your single." all of a sudden is a really irritating way to break up with someone.
Sincerely, your now ex bf.
Please stop complaining everyday about having to take THREE high school exams!! You certainly do not have to apply to all those schools!
Sincerely, the smart girl only taking one and studied over the summer and on weekends
Please finish tomorrow
Sincerely, cant take another 4 weeks of this
Dear 20-year-old who acciddently hit my step-dad,
Thanks for crying as you apologized to my mom and I at his funeral, but he had been secretly molesting me for almost a year. You saved my life, and he had it coming.
Sincerely, I wish I'd had the guts to tell you.
Dear girl on the team that I coach,
Please realize that you are not alone. My parents used to fight ALOT and I use to cut too. I had no one to talk to and I don't want you to feel the same way. So please consider taking my phone number just in case.
Sincerely, your coach who doesn't want you to feel like there is no other option.
Please stop being so entertaining!
Sincerely, 12 page English essay due in 3 hours.
Please go away
Sincerely, granddaughter and niece of two fighters
Dear complete strangers,
I don't appreciate your looks of disapproval when you assume that I'm a teenage mom. You're judging me in your head without knowing anything.
Sincerely, I'm 17 and they are my 3 year old twin sisters.
Please realize that means you shouldn't be stupid because you only die once.
Sincerely, logic and maturity
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Dear English teacher,
Please don't make a research project and "art" project due the same week.
Sincerely, I'm getting no sleep
He isn't worth it so why are you still going for him....