Dear guy who kept shoving me and calling me rude names,
How'd it feel when your ass hit the ground? And when your head bounced off the wall?
Sincerely, yeah, you just got kicked in the face by a girl. I didn't mention I was a black belt? Oops.
Dear lab partners,
Please don't be offended with my lack of response to you.
Sincerely, ...but how did you burn the water in the 2 minutes I was gone?....
Dear supposedly punk rock boyfriend,
You just got 100x cuter when I caught you in your car singing Suit and Tie.
Sincerely, I think this is going to work
Dear boy I don't like,
You thought I was playing hard to get? What a coincidence! I thought you were playing hard to tolerate.
Sincerely, shove off.
Dear websites that give free trial periods,
Ha! Joke's on you!
Sincerely, only going to be a member until I catch up on Doctor Who (:
Bruno Mars may take a grenade for you, but we take hundreds.
Sincerely, the army.
Why not try a little kindness and respect?
Sincerely, You know who :)
Dear games on my phone,
Please stop giving me hints
Sincerely, when the screen lights up it only reminds me that you are the only thing that wants to talk to me...
Please don't fart in class.
Sincerely, I mean seriously, I have to sit next to u. Teardrops. ;-; (<< That's my life is sooo hard face :D)
Dear New Zealand Parliament,
Thank you for passing the Marriage (Definition of Marriage) Amendment Bill, and making same sex marriage legal in New Zealand. Thank you for granting the right of marriage to all LGBT people.
Sincerely, a proud New Zealander
Just because I don't play hockey like my four sisters doesn't mean my dreams of going to law school are worthless
Sincerely, eldest daughter living in her younger sisters's shadows
Dear American Government.,
Make gay marriage legal in all states. Seriously, it's been long enough.
Sincerely, A Straight American
Dear people who call Americans fat,
Please shut up until you can come close to our medal count in the Olympics and make most of those medals gold.
Sincerely, a proud American athlete
Dear native West Virginians,
Please realize that a vacuum cleaner is not a sweeper. A sweeper is a person who sweeps. With a broom.
Sincerely, a transplant who had no idea what you were talking about
Dear Mean Spanish Teacher,
Please help me understand how humiliating your students and making them feel even more stupid than they already feel helps me learn how to speak Spanish.
Sincerely, A Student that has had enough of it