Dear Amazing Girlfriend/Best Friend (A.S.T.),
Please, never, ever change. You make me happier than anything else in the entire world. I consider myself so lucky, because so many people in this world go to bed lonely at night, but I don't have to worry about that anymore. No matter what happens, even if we don't end up together in the long run, I will always, ALWAYS love you.
Sincerely, Your truly blessed Boyfriend/Best Friend (A.B.G.)
Dear Seven page paper,
BOO YAH.
Sincerely, I just wrote you in 3 hours
Dear Baby Dadddy,
Please stop harassing me. Our lovely little girl was an accident. I never would have slept with you if I thought there was any chance of getting pregnant. You don't support her at all....you don't even visit her unless I'm there. I don't love you and I never did, so stop trying to force me into a realationship and get the F out of my front yard.
Sincerely, I'm a single mom, get lost.
Dear College,
I don't care what you say. I WILL have time to sleep, study AND socialize.
Sincerely, Determined College Student
Dear sweet cute guy from my English class,
Please let me know ahead of time if you plan on being absent.
Sincerely, girl who sits behind you and wasted a very cute outfit today.
Dear Parents,
You would kill me if you knew what I did last night.
Sincerely, Your Under-age Daughter
Dear Breeders,
Please stop acting like you're better than the rest of us and deserve special treatment. You aren't and you don't.
Sincerely, Non-breeders
Dear Mom,
My grades suck because you're an alcoholic. You see how annoying it is when people blame their short comings on you?
Sincerely, You were an alcoholic before I was born
Dear "cool" 13 year old girl,
You will not be so cool when you are at home feeding your baby.
Sincerely, the "nerd" girl that's going places
Dear boy I dumped,
I want to eat ice cream and fattening things.
Sincerely, but not cos I miss you but because I feel bad
Dear Great Britain,
I'm leaving you, please don't fight back. You and your rules sucked. I'm also changing my name. Goodbye.
Sincerely, The Thirteen Colonies (aka. The United States)
Dear fraternities,
Please stop misusing us. Sigma is not a capital E. Phi is not a capital O.
Sincerely, the Greek Alphabet
Dear cute boy in the library,
Please stop looking so adorable while reading.
Sincerely, distracted girl
Dear Tonight,
Please don't end.
Sincerely, very happy and content with life.
Dear Mom,
Please do not wake me up until I actually have to get up.
Sincerely, Needs to Sleep
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